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Submitted by cummy on January 2, 2022

Calm down. I must keep my composure. What do I do in such a situation? 

Two, three, five. 

Calm down.

Seven. 

Count prime numbers and calm down. (Eleven) Prime numbers are solitary numbers that can only be divided by 1 and itself. (Thirteen, seventeen) They give me strength. (Nineteen)

Twenty-three, twenty-eight. No, twenty-nine. 

Dammit. The frogs are covering my 800 dollar pants. (Thirty-one, thirty-seven) Weather Report is in the laundry room. He’s too far. I cannot stop this downpour of frogs. I must escape. 

Forty-one.