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Submitted by cummy on December 6, 2021

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Every family feud episode in a nutshell. (Text)

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 Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" *audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto the podium to support himself laughter gets even louder* SH: O lordy... *one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard* SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP *the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself* SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" *Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end.*