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Submitted by cummy on January 14, 2022

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Me(6M) when(14.01.2022 23:30 TRT) there's large grains(up to 5 milimeters in diameter) of salt(NaCl) everywhere(yes even in my under my keyboard's(Razer Huntsman Elite)) in my(16M) room(20m\^2) because the salt cellar (20g) broke(The lid crack opened) and my(16M) meal(Steak(40C°) & tomato soup(60C°)) is ruined (too salty to eat(ingest)).  So I(16M) beat(punch, kick and even slap) my(16M) mother(46F) to death and buried(2m) her(46F) corpse to a place(40°30'51.2"N 29°01'16.0"E) no one can find under one of the turbines(50m) because she(46F) didn't close it properly. AITA?