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Submitted by cummy on January 17, 2022

 

Disclaimer: I absolutely hate 13 year old men/woman, they are disgusting, horny, stinky, and the definition of disgusting.

Put 50 13 year old men, and 50 13 year women in a small enclosed, metal room. Strip them both of their clothes - they will essentially all be naked.

In the beginning, the men and women will try and hide their genitalia - covering it with their hands. Then, the horny men and women's faces will become red from embarrassment.

Soon, the impossible happens.

The 50 13 year old men try as hard as possible to cover their gentialia, although it's too late - their penis slowly grows, and soon every man in the room has a full blown erection.

The hand is useless now - only covering the tips of their long, stinky, hairy, red penises.

The woman are also horny, and their genitalia also becomes red and gooey.

Everyone in the room had one thought and one thing that they urged to do - fuck each other.

It all began with Tim, the most of horny of the bunch - and the stinkiest. He was your typical horny, hairy, stinky 13 year old man who masterbates around 5 times a day until his dick can't handle it anymore.

He put his eyes on Lisa - the most horny women's - titties.

They instinctively knew what their primitive instincts had programmed them to do - fuck each other.

They fucked each other and moaned loudly, Tim squirted all over her face and a foul odour began to fill the air. Lisa almost fainted from arousal.

And then, like a bunch of dominoes - everyone else in the group began wildly fucking each other like a bunch of animals.

Even half a kilometre away, you could hear horny teenage moaning noises in the distance - and the foul odour of their genitalia spread around the whole city.

I then came back 2 years later with my helicopter to examine the group - and to my astoundment, the population had grown to 242 - there were BABIES everywhere!