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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.50,0:00:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigoku wa... Jigoku wa... Jigoku wa...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.50,0:00:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Hell is... Hell is... Hell is...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.79,0:00:07.95,Default,,0,0,0,,We're here to get you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.95,0:00:09.58,Default,,0,0,0,,When did this happen?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.45,0:00:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.45,0:00:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.25,0:00:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Daiseikyou!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.25,0:00:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Packed with customers!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.50,0:00:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.50,0:00:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.25,0:00:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sore mita koto ka!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.25,0:00:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,There, you see that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.50,0:00:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Hansei da!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.50,0:00:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.70,0:00:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A! Sumi kara sumi made ban ban ban ban
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.70,0:00:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! From corner to corner, bam, bam, bam, bam,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.12,0:00:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Tanoshii na
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.12,0:00:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,This is so much fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.58,0:00:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A!! Nantsutte!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.58,0:00:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! Just kidding!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.20,0:00:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Shinde Enma ni okorareru
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.20,0:00:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You die and Enma yells at you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.83,0:00:37.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Kitto hidoi ga tameni naru
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.83,0:00:37.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I know it's harsh, but it's for your own good.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.37,0:00:39.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Anata gotoki ga kodawaru na
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.37,0:00:39.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You have no right to be choosy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.91,0:00:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sora o miagerya hikarigoke!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.91,0:00:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Look up at the sky and see glowing moss!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.25,0:00:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Shindara kitto
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.25,0:00:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Dying must be
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.37,0:00:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Taihen da
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.37,0:00:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Really tough!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sore wa anata! Shidai desu!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,That depends on you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.29,0:00:57.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chimimouryou tte zettai kakenai!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.29,0:00:57.58,Default,,0,0,0,,There’s no way I could write 魑魅魍魎!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.58,0:01:01.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.58,0:01:01.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.50,0:01:02.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Daiseikyou!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.50,0:01:02.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Bursting with excitement!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.75,0:01:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.75,0:01:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.50,0:01:07.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chou atsui!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.50,0:01:07.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Super hot!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.75,0:01:11.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.75,0:01:11.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.58,0:01:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chou samui!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.58,0:01:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Super cold!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.79,0:01:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.79,0:01:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.79,0:01:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sore mita koto ka!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.79,0:01:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,There, you see that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.08,0:01:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Hansei da!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.08,0:01:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.25,0:01:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A! Sumi kara sumi made ban ban ban ban
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.25,0:01:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! From corner to corner, bam, bam, bam, bam,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.41,0:01:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Tanoshii na
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.41,0:01:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,This is so much fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.16,0:01:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A!! Nantsutte!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.16,0:01:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! Just kidding!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.12,0:01:39.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs16}Note: From the song "Beefers Mambo" which was written to help the beef industry.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.12,0:01:39.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Sukiyaki is so tasty! And yakiniku's good, too! Mambo!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.16,0:01:40.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Mambo!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.87,0:01:46.62,Default,,0,0,0,,My friend, Beefers. Let's do our best! Let's do our best!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.91,0:01:48.70,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll do our best!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.25,0:01:54.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Shabu-shabu is so tasty!\NAnd steak is pretty good, too! Mambo!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.16,0:01:55.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Mambo!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.62,0:02:02.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Moo, moo, one moo-ore time!\NBe my very best friend, o-kay!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.79,0:02:04.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Olé!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.75,0:02:08.50,Default,,0,0,0,,That's an interesting song.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.87,0:02:11.08,Default,,0,0,0,,What? You've never heard it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.50,0:02:16.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Mom used to sing it all the time,\Nso I was sure it was a big thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.95,0:02:20.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Moms will break out into the weirdest songs.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.45,0:02:24.16,Default,,0,0,0,,They will?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.95,0:02:30.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Family
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.54,0:02:33.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, moms totally do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.54,0:02:35.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait. Didn't you know that?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.54,0:02:39.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I do know the basic idea of what a "mother" is.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.75,0:02:43.70,Default,,0,0,0,,But I have no memories of my own mother.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.20,0:02:48.20,Default,,0,0,0,,And I have no real understanding\Nof the concept of "home."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.87,0:02:52.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, but please don't let that bother you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.00,0:02:56.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Honestly, when you never had one to begin with,\Nyou don't think much of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.20,0:03:00.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I know!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.37,0:03:04.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki, why don't you\Ncome visit my house this weekend?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.08,0:03:05.79,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.08,0:03:09.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Mom would love to have you!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.08,0:03:12.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Good idea! I haven't been home in a while, either.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.79,0:03:15.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Karauri's family lives close to mine!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.25,0:03:15.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.95,0:03:16.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Yup.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.41,0:03:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I have work this weekend.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.25,0:03:25.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You go have fun. It's not good to work on your days off.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.20,0:03:29.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, if you weren't a piece of junk,\NI wouldn't have to work on weekends.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.50,0:03:34.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Piece of junk?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.95,0:03:33.20,Default,,0,0,0,,But if it's alright with you, I'll go.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.00,0:03:35.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Lord Enma. I apologize, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.04,0:03:37.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You must work this weekend!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.66,0:03:39.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}Monthly Guillotine
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.87,0:03:39.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, have a good...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.20,0:03:41.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Piece of junk?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.00,0:03:44.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}SATURDAY
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.83,0:03:51.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}JERKY
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.87,0:03:52.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}JERKY
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.04,0:03:55.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}JERKY
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.08,0:04:02.16,Default,,0,0,0,,It's small and cluttered, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.45,0:04:05.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm home!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.08,0:04:11.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}AMAZONESS\N{\an4}AMAZONESS
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.04,0:04:18.70,Default,,0,0,0,,That IS cluttered.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.12,0:04:20.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you merchants?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.62,0:04:23.66,Default,,0,0,0,,SIS!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.83,0:04:26.12,Default,,0,0,0,,YOU ONLINE SHOPPING ADDICT!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.12,0:04:28.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Karauri's sister likes ordering stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.83,0:04:30.04,Default,,0,0,0,,So it would seem.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.75,0:04:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Not that it matters, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.87,0:04:35.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}AMAZONESS
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.87,0:04:34.58,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a rather sardonic logo.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.37,0:04:38.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}AMAZONESS
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.75,0:04:38.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Mail ordering fiend!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.95,0:04:40.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Lift one leg, then the other.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.75,0:04:42.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Point those toes!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.41,0:04:46.29,Default,,0,0,0,,One, two, one, two! One, two, one, two!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.50,0:04:47.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't ease up now!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.95,0:04:49.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't defeat yourself!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.08,0:04:49.66,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.87,0:04:51.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Karauri!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.87,0:04:55.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Go on! One, two, one, two...!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.20,0:04:54.25,Default,,0,0,0,,You should have called to tell me you were coming!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.25,0:04:55.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd have asked you to pick some things up.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.08,0:04:58.04,Default,,0,0,0,,What more could you possibly buy?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.50,0:05:01.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}ANGEL\N{\an4}PEAKS
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.58,0:05:00.95,Default,,0,0,0,,What's with this bra?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.37,0:05:05.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}AMAZONESS
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.87,0:05:04.16,Default,,0,0,0,,What?! "Angel Peaks"?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.50,0:05:06.04,Default,,0,0,0,,But you're a demon!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.04,0:05:08.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I will have the angelic peaks of a little devil.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.20,0:05:10.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}AMAZONESS
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.66,0:05:10.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Which makes them devil peaks!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.87,0:05:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Devil Peaks... that sounds like a location in Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.58,0:05:15.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.50,0:05:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,And what's with all this weight loss crap?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.87,0:05:22.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you have to complain about everything?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.79,0:05:25.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You're just gonna quit after three days anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.33,0:05:27.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I've never seen that ass get any less fat.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.50,0:05:32.08,Default,,0,0,0,,You wanna say that again?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.50,0:05:40.20,Default,,0,0,0,,That was a rather effective right-handed body blow.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.87,0:05:42.87,Default,,0,0,0,,She's always had a good punch.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.50,0:05:48.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-what? Little Nasu!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.33,0:05:51.12,Default,,0,0,0,,And... who is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.87,0:05:54.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I invited Mr. Hozuki to visit.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.75,0:05:59.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Y-you should have said something!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.25,0:06:03.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you for all you do for my darling little brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.00,0:06:04.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm ever so sorry that I'm not dressed up.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.83,0:06:09.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Did your sister's boobs get bigger?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.66,0:06:12.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry about my family.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.20,0:06:13.62,Default,,0,0,0,,S'il vous plait, continue to-
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.75,0:06:16.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.20,0:06:19.04,Default,,0,0,0,,This is what it's like to have siblings.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.04,0:06:19.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.83,0:06:22.16,Default,,0,0,0,,What's all the ruckus?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.41,0:06:24.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! It's Karauri!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.62,0:06:27.37,Default,,0,0,0,,WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU PEOPLE?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.25,0:06:32.50,Default,,0,0,0,,In this day and age, a mother in curlers and an apron,\Nand a father in camel sweats and a belly warmer!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.95,0:06:34.16,Default,,0,0,0,,May I take your picture?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.50,0:06:35.33,Default,,0,0,0,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.75,0:06:37.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, let's go to Nasubi's house!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.58,0:06:38.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.20,0:06:42.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.20,0:06:45.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I forgot to call ahead.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.00,0:06:49.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Now you've seen them at their absolute laziest.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.25,0:06:52.79,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it was pleasant.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.33,0:06:57.08,Default,,0,0,0,,And your sister has turned out to be rather nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.41,0:07:00.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's some pickled vegetables.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.83,0:07:03.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you eating enough?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.25,0:07:05.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, hang in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.33,0:07:09.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I wish I could just marry her off...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.50,0:07:19.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Here we are. My house.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.58,0:07:25.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm home!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.50,0:07:30.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my little Nasubi!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.08,0:07:32.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome home.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.87,0:07:35.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Mom, this is Mr. Hozuki!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.20,0:07:36.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.33,0:07:41.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you for all you do for us.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.12,0:07:44.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no, thank YOU.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.58,0:07:49.08,Default,,0,0,0,,How have you been, Nasubi?\NI've been a happy mommy mambo!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.54,0:07:50.62,Default,,0,0,0,,She's very...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.79,0:07:54.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Nasubi's mom has always been\Nreally pretty and really nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.95,0:07:57.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Does Nasubi have any siblings?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.29,0:07:58.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}So, hey, Mom, you remember that cow song?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.95,0:07:59.66,Default,,0,0,0,,No, he's an only child.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.50,0:08:01.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Nobody else knew it!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.66,0:08:01.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, as I suspected.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.00,0:08:05.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you as usual, Karauri.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.75,0:08:07.95,Default,,0,0,0,,How's my boy doing? Is he getting by?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.58,0:08:09.79,Default,,0,0,0,,He's managing.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.79,0:08:13.37,Default,,0,0,0,,He gets into a lot of mischief, but we're all fond of him.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.83,0:08:14.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.25,0:08:16.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Is this true?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.91,0:08:19.79,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a good thing you have Karauri there to help you out.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.33,0:08:23.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Karauri is the class representative type.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.29,0:08:28.66,Default,,0,0,0,,The kind teachers expect a lot from,\Nand all the other students take advantage of.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.91,0:08:33.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Then once a year, he snaps,\Nsending a chill through the entire class.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.45,0:08:39.83,Default,,0,0,0,,You... all of you, get it together!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.70,0:08:43.20,Default,,0,0,0,,W-we're sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.91,0:08:47.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh yeah! That did happen back in the day.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.95,0:08:48.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I knew it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.12,0:08:56.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Dad!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.87,0:09:06.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad, I'm home.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.41,0:09:08.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, there, son!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.37,0:09:11.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Your cousin happens to be visiting, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.83,0:09:15.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Cousin Hechima!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.54,0:09:18.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Nasubi! It's good to see you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.16,0:09:21.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait... is that you, Mr. Hozuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.83,0:09:23.58,Default,,0,0,0,,It's good to see you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.45,0:09:26.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh? Have we met?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.50,0:09:32.20,Default,,0,0,0,,It's me! The taxi that gave a ride to Tamiya Iemon.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.50,0:09:34.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, is that so?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.87,0:09:41.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, please, Mr. Hozuki. It was a big ordeal.\NDon't tell me you forgot.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.66,0:09:45.12,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I haven't forgotten.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.12,0:09:48.29,Default,,0,0,0,,In all honesty, I can't tell you apart.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.70,0:09:52.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Cousin Hechima is one fine looking ghost cart!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.37,0:09:55.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, come on. Stop it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.25,0:09:57.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't tell.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.83,0:09:57.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You're just saying that.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.95,0:09:59.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Will you stay for dinner?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.08,0:10:01.12,Default,,0,0,0,,We sure will. We're staying the night!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.41,0:10:03.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I plan to excuse myself before dinner.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.29,0:10:07.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, no, you should stay the night, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.20,0:10:09.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah! We insist!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.91,0:10:14.04,Default,,0,0,0,,But I'm not sure he would fit in your father's robes.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.70,0:10:17.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Please, don't trouble yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.54,0:10:19.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm so sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.25,0:10:23.50,Default,,0,0,0,,We don't have any tall, humanoid men in our family.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.50,0:10:25.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Ghost carts wear house robes?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.33,0:10:35.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel bad staying here on such short notice.\NLet me do something for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.37,0:10:37.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't worry about it!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.25,0:10:39.58,Default,,0,0,0,,You've done so much for our son already.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.95,0:10:42.95,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it is a matter of etiquette.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.45,0:10:45.08,Default,,0,0,0,,How honorable!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.58,0:10:47.37,Default,,0,0,0,,What about you, Nasubi?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.70,0:10:49.58,Default,,0,0,0,,How are you with your etiquette?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.75,0:10:54.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I just happen to enjoy following rules and etiquette.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.37,0:11:03.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Why? Because if I do, then when someone ignores them,\NI can throttle them to my heart's content.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.91,0:11:08.16,Default,,0,0,0,,N-Nasubi, are you SURE you're okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.33,0:11:10.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.54,0:11:18.29,Default,,0,0,0,,How can I thank you?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.00,0:11:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! I know some magic tricks!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.08,0:11:24.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Magic tricks? That sounds spectacular.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.95,0:11:30.00,Default,,0,0,0,,This trick is one I've had a few successes with.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.20,0:11:33.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Which means you've had a few failures!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.58,0:11:38.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki, it's alright. Just think of us as a host family.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.29,0:11:39.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't be so formal.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.41,0:11:43.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Tonight, you are a member of our family.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.54,0:11:45.41,Default,,0,0,0,,No need to worry about etiquette!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.95,0:11:48.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.33,0:11:51.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that how it is?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.00,0:12:07.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Talk about making yourself at home.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.00,0:12:11.62,Default,,0,0,0,,He basically doesn't get the concept\Nof relaxing with family.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.79,0:12:28.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Senpai! Senpai!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.95,0:12:35.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Shiro. Kuro. Aka.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.45,0:12:38.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Wanna go out for drinks? Just us dogs.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.83,0:12:39.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Sounds good.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.20,0:12:43.08,Default,,0,0,0,,We can invite this year's new Hell Minion recruit.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.54,0:12:44.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.83,0:12:46.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Corgito!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.66,0:12:48.54,Default,,0,0,0,,You wanna join us for drinks?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.16,0:12:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no, that's not really my cup of tea.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.00,0:13:00.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm more of a lone wolf,\Nand I'd like to avoid drunken harassment.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.08,0:13:02.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Have a nice day!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.66,0:13:09.83,Default,,0,0,0,,What is this awkward feeling?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.45,0:13:16.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}The Dogs of Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.91,0:13:26.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's not a good idea to make someone\Ncome along when they don't want to.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.95,0:13:29.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Different strokes for different folks.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.20,0:13:32.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Still, the way it went down.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.20,0:13:35.00,Default,,0,0,0,,It's kiiiind of annoying.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.95,0:13:37.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Does that make ME the ornery one?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.16,0:13:41.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm, I dunno.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.95,0:13:43.45,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you think, Sen-
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.54,0:13:46.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? He's gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.50,0:13:51.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}BARK     BARK     BARK      BARK       BARK\N{\an7}BARK     BARK     BARK      BARK       BARK\N{\an4}BARK     BARK     BARK      BARK       BARK
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.08,0:13:53.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You're coming with me!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.12,0:13:55.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Woof...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.25,0:13:59.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Enough of your lone wolf crap-you're a dog!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.66,0:14:00.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Woof...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.62,0:14:02.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, that's right!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.75,0:14:06.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Blind obedience to our superiors is in our DNA!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.37,0:14:10.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Dogs these days have\Nso many deep thoughts. It's a bad trend.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.87,0:14:13.12,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't have to go drinking with everyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.12,0:14:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm in favor of going straight home\Nafter a long day at work.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.37,0:14:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,But you better watch the way you talk to your colleagues!\NOr you will be my new favorite chew toy!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.70,0:14:22.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, Boss!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.16,0:14:25.16,Default,,0,0,0,,That was awesome, Senpai!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.16,0:14:30.25,Default,,0,0,0,,And you mutts! Don't get hung up on this stuff!\NWhere do you think we are? We are in HELL!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.50,0:14:33.29,Default,,0,0,0,,You've been here longer, so tell him what's what!\NWho cares if he hates you!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.29,0:14:35.79,Default,,0,0,0,,If he messes up out in the world\Nbecause you didn't teach him right,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.79,0:14:37.75,Default,,0,0,0,,that's the worst thing you could do to him!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.75,0:14:39.83,Default,,0,0,0,,This is our responsibility!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.04,0:14:42.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It gives me chills!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.12,0:14:43.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to be just like him!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.12,0:14:45.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.04,0:14:46.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, Boss...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.12,0:14:53.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}GENERAL BAR
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.33,0:14:56.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Man, Senpai is so amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.66,0:14:59.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}GENERAL BAR\N{\an5}THE GOLDEN DEMON\N{\an5}BEEF LIVER                                          BEER\N{\an5}PEANUTS                                    (DOG BEER AVAILABLE)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.41,0:14:59.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, he's so intense.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.12,0:15:02.29,Default,,0,0,0,,'Cause he's a purebred hellhound.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.29,0:15:05.08,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a breed with a real intimidating aura.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.08,0:15:09.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know if there's any dog around\Nmore intimidating than Senpai.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.41,0:15:15.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}I'd\N{\an6}like\N{\an6}a\N{\an6}beer
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.42,0:15:15.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}please
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.12,0:15:15.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd like a beer, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.12,0:15:15.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Ich mochte ein bier, bitte!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.70,0:15:19.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Dog beer, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.29,0:15:20.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Coming right up.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.91,0:15:22.20,Default,,0,0,0,,There's one.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.41,0:15:25.04,Default,,0,0,0,,A dog more intimidating than a hellhound.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.95,0:15:27.12,Default,,0,0,0,,The Chief.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.12,0:15:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Why are Dobermans so intimidating, anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.70,0:15:38.00,Default,,0,0,0,,And those German Shepherds, too.\NThose Teutonic dogs are ridiculously good-looking.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.37,0:15:42.08,Default,,0,0,0,,They always have this really tough,\Nrugged image in the dog and cat movies.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.08,0:15:43.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Danke.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.37,0:15:45.75,Default,,0,0,0,,What's the Chief doing here in Japan?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.87,0:15:47.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, forget his breed.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.62,0:15:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Dogs that get hired here from the Mundane World\Nall used to live in Japan, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.70,0:15:55.08,Default,,0,0,0,,And the Chief speaks German a lot, don't you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.66,0:15:59.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know the details,\Nbut sometime in the Meiji or Taisho period,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.87,0:16:03.37,Default,,0,0,0,,he lived with an interracial married couple.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.37,0:16:05.83,Default,,0,0,0,,So he made his way up pretty fast.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.79,0:16:09.95,Default,,0,0,0,,There are a lot of foreign dogs here these days.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.95,0:16:12.33,Default,,0,0,0,,And in all kinds of breeds.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.33,0:16:16.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Some are bigger than me. Some are actually smaller.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.12,0:16:22.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Wine, please. Oh, but it doesn't have to be dog wine.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.41,0:16:25.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.62,0:16:28.20,Default,,0,0,0,,What kind of dog is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.20,0:16:30.08,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a yokai.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.70,0:16:35.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}HUMAN-FACED DOG
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.95,0:16:34.79,Default,,0,0,0,,It's as intimidating as a Doberman,\Nbut not in the same way.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.16,0:16:37.83,Default,,0,0,0,,And you guys are Shiba Inu?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.83,0:16:38.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a black Shiba.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.91,0:16:39.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Regular Shiba.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.08,0:16:42.20,Default,,0,0,0,,And you're a... Corgi?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.50,0:16:45.25,Default,,0,0,0,,A Pembroke Welsh Corgi, if you please.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.66,0:16:47.45,Default,,0,0,0,,But I was raised in Japan.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.08,0:16:51.37,Default,,0,0,0,,But what about you, Mr. Shiro? What breed are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.37,0:16:52.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Me?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.25,0:16:56.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.12,0:17:07.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you for your call.\NYou have reached Bunny Chinese Med-
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.00,0:17:08.41,Default,,0,0,0,,MOMOTARO!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.41,0:17:10.20,Default,,0,0,0,,WHAT KIND OF DOG AM I?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.20,0:17:11.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Huh? Shiro?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.75,0:17:13.45,Default,,0,0,0,,WHAT BREED?! WHERE AM I FROM?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.66,0:17:15.20,Default,,0,0,0,,AM I A MUTT?! WHAT AM I?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.66,0:17:14.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Am I right?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.37,0:17:18.95,Default,,0,0,0,,AM I A HOKKAIDO?! A SAMOYED?! A WHITE HUSKY?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.04,0:17:22.58,Default,,0,0,0,,What? First of all, you're not a Husky.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.58,0:17:23.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Those are way too cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.83,0:17:25.50,Default,,0,0,0,,And hey, I don't know!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.50,0:17:29.37,Default,,0,0,0,,When I first met you,\Nyou already looked the way you do now!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.37,0:17:34.83,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no! It's like I'm the one person\Nwho doesn't know their blood type! I hate it!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.20,0:17:37.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I think we can be pretty sure\Nyou're a Japanese dog, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.37,0:17:41.16,Default,,0,0,0,,He could be a baby polar bear.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.37,0:17:45.12,Default,,0,0,0,,NOOOO! I'm not even a dog?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.12,0:17:46.37,Default,,0,0,0,,What am I gonna do?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.54,0:17:48.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Whatever, just calm down.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.79,0:17:49.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.79,0:17:52.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Now the Momotaro team is gonna be a BEAR,\Na monkey, and a pheasant!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.54,0:17:55.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course they'd win! Of COURSE\Nthey'd beat the ogres that way!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.75,0:17:56.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Calm down!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.54,0:18:01.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, Shiro. Just slow down,\Nand make the loudest noise you can.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.95,0:18:02.54,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.54,0:18:04.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Just do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.25,0:18:06.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Arf!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.50,0:18:08.91,Default,,0,0,0,,See? You're a dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.91,0:18:09.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a dog!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.12,0:18:13.95,Default,,0,0,0,,What a relief! I'm a dog! That was scary!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.29,0:18:16.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.16,0:18:17.95,Default,,0,0,0,,What is it now?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.20,0:18:21.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I STILL MIGHT BE A PRAIRIE DOG!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.16,0:18:22.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Arf! Arf!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.00,0:18:23.87,Default,,0,0,0,,You're so annoying!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.87,0:18:27.37,Default,,0,0,0,,So what? You like to dig holes and live in them?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.54,0:18:31.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Put your front paw on your heart,\Nand think very carefully.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.95,0:18:34.79,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I don't!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.08,0:18:36.29,Default,,0,0,0,,You stupid dog!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.29,0:18:38.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki! I'm a dog!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.79,0:18:43.95,Default,,0,0,0,,You idiot... You took Mr. Hozuki's joke seriously\Nand got confused, didn't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.95,0:18:46.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you here alone, Mr. Hozuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.16,0:18:47.50,Default,,0,0,0,,You wanna sit with us?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.70,0:18:50.91,Default,,0,0,0,,You should remember not to take\Neverything he says at face val-
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.20,0:18:53.70,Default,,0,0,0,,He hung up on me! Punk dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.70,0:18:57.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm wondering how little Shiro\Nmanaged to dial the number.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.00,0:18:59.75,Default,,0,0,0,,It's quite the mystery.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.75,0:19:04.54,Default,,0,0,0,,It's also possible that you're\Nfrom a breed of divine messengers.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.95,0:19:06.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Divine messengers?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.54,0:19:07.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Shiro?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.29,0:19:08.66,Default,,0,0,0,,THIS Shiro?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.66,0:19:09.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut up, Corgi.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.87,0:19:15.16,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not only dogs. White animals\Nare often messengers of the gods.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.79,0:19:18.04,Default,,0,0,0,,And considering the era of his life,\Nthe possibility remains.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.12,0:19:22.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs16}Note: A Japanese folktale about an old man whose dog helped him find treasure. After the dog was killed, it appeared to the man in his dreams.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.12,0:19:22.83,Default,,0,0,0,,A famous example is the white dog in \N"The Old Man Who Made Dead Trees Blossom."
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.83,0:19:24.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, that's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.33,0:19:31.41,Default,,0,0,0,,So you're saying Shiro might be\Na divine messenger, too?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.66,0:19:33.45,Default,,0,0,0,,There's no proof.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.75,0:19:38.45,Default,,0,0,0,,But it's true that when asked what breed\NMr. Shiro is, it's hard to pin one down.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.79,0:19:41.25,Default,,0,0,0,,And he's bizarrely resilient.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.87,0:19:44.75,Default,,0,0,0,,His fur's a little longer than ours.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.16,0:19:46.79,Default,,0,0,0,,And he's bigger than a Shiba.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.08,0:19:51.54,Default,,0,0,0,,If he is a messenger of the gods,\Nit's funny that he's a dog of Hell now.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.83,0:19:54.87,Default,,0,0,0,,What about you, Senpai?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.58,0:19:57.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I told you. I'm a hellhound.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.12,0:20:01.00,Default,,0,0,0,,But what exactly IS a hellhound?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.00,0:20:01.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.25,0:20:05.33,Default,,0,0,0,,"What exactly"? What do you even mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.00,0:20:08.66,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a dog that is bred and resides in Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.08,0:20:11.20,Default,,0,0,0,,They're even featured in picture scrolls\Nin the Mundane World.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.33,0:20:15.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Their fangs are as hard and as sharp as steel.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.12,0:20:18.37,Default,,0,0,0,,They are ferocious beasts\Nthat enjoy feasting on brains and entrails.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.91,0:20:21.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Some of them even breathe fire.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.75,0:20:27.04,Default,,0,0,0,,And in the Realm of Mincemeat\Nwhere Miss Mustard lives,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.04,0:20:29.91,Default,,0,0,0,,there's a dog whose whole body is made of iron.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.54,0:20:33.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Sounds tough.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.87,0:20:38.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Hellhounds really ARE\Nmore intimidating than Dobermans.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.54,0:20:42.83,Default,,0,0,0,,And Senpai used to be the leader\Nof all the hellhounds, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.04,0:20:44.04,Default,,0,0,0,,That's awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.58,0:20:48.95,Default,,0,0,0,,If he was that strong,\Nhow did you get him to work for you?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.87,0:20:51.79,Default,,0,0,0,,He's Mr. Hozuki, that's how.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.79,0:20:54.45,Default,,0,0,0,,He just has to smack him around a little\Nand haul him to his office,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.45,0:20:56.58,Default,,0,0,0,,and even a hellhound is no match for him.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.20,0:21:00.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I wouldn't do that to an animal\Nthat had done nothing to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.37,0:21:08.41,Default,,0,0,0,,This punk came along and stared at us for a whole day.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.75,0:21:28.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Come work for me, come work for me,\Ncome work for me...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.95,0:21:27.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}Come work for me\N{\an4}Come work for me
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.96,0:21:27.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}Come work for me\N{\an5}Come work for me
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.83,0:21:31.70,Default,,0,0,0,,If it had turned into a fight,\NI would have had to hit them.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.16,0:21:35.08,Default,,0,0,0,,So I just waited patiently\Nuntil we came to an understanding.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.45,0:21:39.41,Default,,0,0,0,,As leader, I determined he was dangerous.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.62,0:21:40.70,Default,,0,0,0,,In the head.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.04,0:21:44.04,Default,,0,0,0,,So I made the decision that we would follow him.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.33,0:21:47.87,Default,,0,0,0,,You always make the smartest decisions, Senpai.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.12,0:21:49.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-huh!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.20,0:21:51.79,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll always be our leader!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.08,0:21:53.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.37,0:22:06.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Omoi no Naraku ni ochita aware na futari wa
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.37,0:22:06.12,Default,,0,0,0,,A pitiful couple has fallen into a hell of emotions.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.29,0:22:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Taemanu ku ni sainameru muken o samayou
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.29,0:22:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Tormented by incessant suffering, they wander the interminable pit.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.58,0:22:20.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Going down the Sanzu-River
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.04,0:22:24.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}She goes maze with her dear
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.50,0:22:29.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Kudaredo kudaredo utsushiyo,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.50,0:22:29.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Down, down they go, still never reaching the mundane,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.16,0:22:32.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Higan e wa tsukanu
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.16,0:22:32.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Never reaching the longed-for far shore.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.79,0:22:42.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Mujou o sakate ni totchatte, eien no tawamure
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.79,0:22:42.54,Default,,0,0,0,,A trick of eternity, using our emotionlessness against us.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.58,0:22:50.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Koko wa doko kana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.58,0:22:50.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Alas, where are we?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.33,0:22:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Of course, the hell)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.00,0:22:54.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Endooi Nirvana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.00,0:22:54.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Estranged Nirvana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.75,0:22:54.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Oh! What the hell)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.12,0:22:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Saite koso hana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.12,0:22:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}It's the blooming that makes a flower
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.33,0:22:59.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(I wish to hell)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.66,0:23:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Chiru wa iwazu mo ga na
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.66,0:23:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Of course its petals will scatter.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.58,0:23:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(My Dear... I show)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.58,0:23:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Hate made yukimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.58,0:23:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Let us go to the very edge
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.87,0:23:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Twilight... You know)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.87,0:23:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Koi to wa shosen mushou
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.87,0:23:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Love has no gender, after all
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.16,0:23:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Oh Dear... My soul)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.16,0:23:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Saa, tomo ni yukimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.16,0:23:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Come, let us pass on together
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.83,0:23:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Fate, as I trow)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.83,0:23:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Koi e to ochimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.83,0:23:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Let us fall to our love
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.00,0:23:28.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}NEXT TIME\N{\an5}ON HOZUKI'S\N{\an4}COOLHEADEDNESS...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.62,0:23:28.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hot springs are the best!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:28.50,0:23:30.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Viva non non!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:28.70,0:23:29.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}AND
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.00,0:23:32.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Ice cream after a hot bath tastes like sin.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.16,0:23:30.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}BUT
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.08,0:23:33.83,Default,,0,0,0,,How did you know I ate that ice cream?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.25,0:23:34.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}THEN
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.83,0:23:36.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't you have King Gokan\Nmeasure you on his scales?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.70,0:23:38.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Be spanked by the weight of your crimes!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.50,0:23:41.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}WE PRESENT:\N{\an7}KING GOKAN'S CHIEF OF STAFF\N{\an5}AND\N{\an4}HELL'S HOT SPRINGS\N{\an4}PLEASE ENJOY!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.83,0:23:40.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Non non!