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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.50,0:00:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigoku wa... Jigoku wa... Jigoku wa...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.50,0:00:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Hell is... Hell is... Hell is...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.79,0:00:07.95,Default,,0,0,0,,We're here to get you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.95,0:00:09.58,Default,,0,0,0,,When did this happen?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.45,0:00:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.45,0:00:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.25,0:00:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Daiseikyou!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.25,0:00:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Packed with customers!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.50,0:00:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.50,0:00:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.25,0:00:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sore mita koto ka!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.25,0:00:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,There, you see that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.50,0:00:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Hansei da!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.50,0:00:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.70,0:00:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A! Sumi kara sumi made ban ban ban ban
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.70,0:00:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! From corner to corner, bam, bam, bam, bam,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.12,0:00:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Tanoshii na
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.12,0:00:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,This is so much fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.58,0:00:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A!! Nantsutte!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.58,0:00:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! Just kidding!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.20,0:00:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Shinde Enma ni okorareru
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.20,0:00:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You die and Enma yells at you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.83,0:00:37.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Kitto hidoi ga tameni naru
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.83,0:00:37.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I know it's harsh, but it's for your own good.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.37,0:00:39.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Anata gotoki ga kodawaru na
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.37,0:00:39.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You have no right to be choosy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.91,0:00:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sora o miagerya hikarigoke!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.91,0:00:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Look up at the sky and see glowing moss!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.25,0:00:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Shindara kitto
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.25,0:00:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Dying must be
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.37,0:00:50.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Taihen da
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.37,0:00:50.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Really tough!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Sore wa anata! Shidai desu!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}That depends on you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}Taihen da
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an3}Really tough!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.29,0:00:57.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chimimouryou tte zettai kakenai!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.29,0:00:57.58,Default,,0,0,0,,There’s no way I could write 魑魅魍魎!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.58,0:01:01.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.58,0:01:01.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.50,0:01:02.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Daiseikyou!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.50,0:01:02.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Bursting with excitement!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.75,0:01:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.75,0:01:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.50,0:01:07.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chou atsui!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.50,0:01:07.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Super hot!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.75,0:01:11.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.75,0:01:11.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.58,0:01:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chou samui!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.58,0:01:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Super cold!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.79,0:01:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.79,0:01:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.79,0:01:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sore mita koto ka!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.79,0:01:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,There, you see that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.08,0:01:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Hansei da!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.08,0:01:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.25,0:01:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A! Sumi kara sumi made ban ban ban ban
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.25,0:01:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! From corner to corner, bam, bam, bam, bam,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.41,0:01:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Tanoshii na
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.41,0:01:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,This is so much fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.16,0:01:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A!! Nantsutte!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.16,0:01:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! Just kidding!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.25,0:01:35.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Of the two top members of the Mountain God Family,\NPrincess Sakuya is the pretty one.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.79,0:01:39.00,Default,,0,0,0,,She was married to the\NHeavenly Grandson, Ninigi-no-Mikoto.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.58,0:01:39.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}HER\N{\an6}SISTER,\N{\an6}IWANAGA
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.00,0:01:41.75,Default,,0,0,0,,But when first she was with child, Ninigi said...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.75,0:01:43.33,Default,,0,0,0,,"Are you sure it's mine?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.58,0:01:46.87,Default,,0,0,0,,The words enraged her.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.83,0:01:52.08,Default,,0,0,0,,She built a delivery room,\Nshut herself inside it, and set it on fire.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.04,0:01:57.08,Default,,0,0,0,,See? Even through all that,\Nthey came safely into this world!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.08,0:02:00.00,Default,,0,0,0,,They have your special divine powers!\NThey are your children!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.58,0:02:04.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Thus showing him a miracle,\Nshe forced Ninigi to trust her fidelity.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.70,0:02:08.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Long, long, long ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.25,0:02:14.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Princess Sakuya's Showtime
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.08,0:02:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Now behold.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.04,0:02:19.29,Default,,0,0,0,,The melon inside is completely unscathed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.87,0:02:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.70,0:02:23.45,Default,,0,0,0,,What did you expect?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.45,0:02:25.16,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you trying to do, Hozuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.83,0:02:28.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Theoretically, that should have worked.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.79,0:02:31.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Would you try getting in the box, Yomogi?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.33,0:02:33.25,Default,,0,0,0,,No way! Ask Uzu!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.83,0:02:37.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You always have the funniest ideas.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.58,0:02:39.91,Default,,0,0,0,,It worked yesterday.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.91,0:02:42.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Pop-up side bunches!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.08,0:02:44.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Does that really count as "working"?\NPop-up side bunches!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.91,0:02:47.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, then, for my next trick, I'll use doves and fire to...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.16,0:02:48.29,Default,,0,0,0,,That's okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.29,0:02:51.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't really get this. Let's do something more fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.20,0:02:53.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought this was fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.41,0:03:00.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Kick the Skull is fun, but it makes my feet hurt.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.08,0:03:04.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's sneak up to the mundane world and play there!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.70,0:03:06.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that allowed?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.58,0:03:10.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I heard rumors about a Whatshername Sakuya.\NShe's supposed to be really cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.41,0:03:11.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go see her!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.41,0:03:13.62,Default,,0,0,0,,But she's a goddess, isn't she?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.62,0:03:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,If you don't watch your mouth,\Nsomeone's gonna stab you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.08,0:03:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,But we're not permitted to leave Yomi.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.83,0:03:19.79,Default,,0,0,0,,How will we...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.45,0:03:23.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Figuring that out is YOUR job.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.20,0:03:25.37,Default,,0,0,0,,You are demanding.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.29,0:03:28.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}CLEAN UP\N{\an5}AFTER YOUR\N{\an5}THUNDER BEASTS!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.91,0:03:29.54,Default,,0,0,0,,There are types of divine beast\Nthat can move freely between the worlds.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.54,0:03:33.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I think our best bet would be to butter up one of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.62,0:03:36.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright! Then the two of us'll go find one.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.75,0:03:39.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You figure out where we can find Princess Sakuya.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.91,0:03:42.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}SWAP\N{\an5}MEET
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.41,0:03:44.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}SWAP\N{\an6}MEET
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.70,0:03:45.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, let's not do this.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.00,0:03:46.95,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll be in so much trouble if we get caught.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.95,0:03:49.12,Default,,0,0,0,,You only get caught when you act sneaky.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.12,0:03:50.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Just act like you belong here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.25,0:03:52.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Besides...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.79,0:03:54.95,Default,,0,0,0,,When you're doing something a little wrong,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.95,0:03:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,you want to choose your helpers\Nbased on personality rather than ability.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.04,0:04:00.54,Default,,0,0,0,,That's what he said, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.54,0:04:02.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Formidable child!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.54,0:04:05.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Any divine beasts around?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.45,0:04:06.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, you can't just-
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.62,0:04:08.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Wanna see a hot babe?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.25,0:04:11.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.95,0:04:12.91,Default,,0,0,0,,That worked?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.91,0:04:14.41,Default,,0,0,0,,We can use this man.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.58,0:04:16.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Ohh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.00,0:04:19.58,Default,,0,0,0,,The Divine Grandson's wife, eh? That's a tough one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.58,0:04:21.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm surprised you found one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.50,0:04:22.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll pass on making any passes at her myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.33,0:04:25.45,Default,,0,0,0,,But boys, be ambitious.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.91,0:04:28.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I like your spirit, so I'll take you there.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.16,0:04:30.50,Default,,0,0,0,,What's your name, Mister?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.66,0:04:36.58,Default,,0,0,0,,To avoid future trouble in these situations,\Nit's best to stay anonymous.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.58,0:04:38.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You're a bad man.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.54,0:04:49.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know who you are or where you came from,\Nbut thank you for your kindness.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.75,0:04:51.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't mention it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.12,0:05:00.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh, it's so pretty.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.58,0:05:03.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Now where is that Princess Sakuya?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.58,0:05:06.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Apparently she lives past here, with Ninigi.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.75,0:05:09.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.50,0:05:11.33,Default,,0,0,0,,There are so many servants.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.70,0:05:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Not surprising, from the palace\Nof the great sun goddess's grandson.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.62,0:05:16.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Someone's there!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.33,0:05:22.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Accept the legitimacy!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.87,0:05:29.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I don't know what's going on, but I can tell she's upset.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.00,0:05:30.83,Default,,0,0,0,,It looks like she's about to give birth.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.70,0:05:35.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! She's gorgeous!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.25,0:05:37.04,Default,,0,0,0,,She must be Princess Sakuya.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.04,0:05:39.62,Default,,0,0,0,,"Legitimacy"? I wonder what happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.62,0:05:42.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, since we're here, let's go find out!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.12,0:05:43.83,Default,,0,0,0,,There you go again.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.12,0:05:45.83,Default,,0,0,0,,We were only going to look!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.83,0:05:48.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's not get involved in anything!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.75,0:05:51.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Princess Sakuya! What's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.58,0:05:53.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Who are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.95,0:05:55.33,Default,,0,0,0,,We came from Yomi-
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.20,0:05:58.75,Default,,0,0,0,,We're the new help. We just got here today.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.75,0:06:01.91,Default,,0,0,0,,So we don't know about anything that's going on.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.37,0:06:04.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.79,0:06:09.29,Default,,0,0,0,,So you've been blessed with a child,\Nbut your husband doubts its paternity.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.45,0:06:13.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm heartbroken. I haven't been unfaithful.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.91,0:06:16.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry. You don't understand these things, do you?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.20,0:06:19.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I think I get the gist of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.25,0:06:22.87,Default,,0,0,0,,My mom slapped my dad because he was unfaithful.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.91,0:06:26.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel like the baby could be born sometime tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.62,0:06:29.54,Default,,0,0,0,,But it would be tragic if his father won't accept him.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.20,0:06:34.37,Default,,0,0,0,,What if you performed a miracle?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.70,0:06:35.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.41,0:06:41.25,Default,,0,0,0,,For example, if you built a delivery room like this one...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.25,0:06:44.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, here we go! Hozuki's weirdo schemes!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.45,0:06:48.41,Default,,0,0,0,,One way to deal with these problems\Nis to force a resolution with an extreme catalyst.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.91,0:06:53.04,Default,,0,0,0,,It's my child not... it's my child...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.04,0:06:54.79,Default,,0,0,0,,It's my child... not.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.75,0:06:58.87,Default,,0,0,0,,She just got pregnant so fast.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.75,0:07:01.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You seem troubled.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.45,0:07:02.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-what the-?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.83,0:07:04.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you always been a servant here?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.62,0:07:07.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I hear your wife is with child. Congratulations.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.70,0:07:09.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, about that...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.91,0:07:12.54,Default,,0,0,0,,So you're not confident that it's yours.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.91,0:07:15.16,Default,,0,0,0,,It's true, men don't carry the children.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.16,0:07:16.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Exactly!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.58,0:07:18.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You're a precocious little kid, aren't you!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.45,0:07:19.91,Default,,0,0,0,,You have my sympathies.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.75,0:07:23.08,Default,,0,0,0,,We only slept together once.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.58,0:07:26.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I couldn't trust it, and I accidentally said that out loud.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.20,0:07:27.83,Default,,0,0,0,,You're the good kind of one-hit wonder!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.50,0:07:30.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you understand what you're saying, kid?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.29,0:07:33.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I do feel bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.58,0:07:37.41,Default,,0,0,0,,But you know, there's no way to prove that it's mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.66,0:07:41.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, in the distant future,\Nthey'll develop a surprising technology
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.33,0:07:45.33,Default,,0,0,0,,that can read the body's data\Nand perfectly identify parent-child relationships,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.33,0:07:47.33,Default,,0,0,0,,or so I surmise.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.33,0:07:49.08,Default,,0,0,0,,That future sounds terrifying!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.08,0:07:51.20,Default,,0,0,0,,We could learn things no one ever needed to know!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.00,0:07:57.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Ninigi, you should have more faith in yourself,\Nas the Divine Grandson.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.54,0:08:00.33,Default,,0,0,0,,There is something I would like you to see.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.95,0:08:08.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Ladies and gentlemen!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.20,0:08:11.58,Default,,0,0,0,,What you see here is a single delivery room!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.91,0:08:14.79,Default,,0,0,0,,And now Her Highness will begin her Show of Miracles!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.95,0:08:17.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I wondered how this was going to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.62,0:08:21.33,Default,,0,0,0,,S-Sakuya... what are you...?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.33,0:08:25.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Just watch! And don't move from that spot!\NWhatever you do!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.29,0:08:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Ignite!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.83,0:08:32.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Now! What will become of Princess Sakuya?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.20,0:08:34.00,Default,,0,0,0,,No, stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.20,0:08:35.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Sakuya!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.54,0:08:39.12,Default,,0,0,0,,In order for this show to succeed, we need...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.12,0:08:42.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}A NIGHT\N{\an7}WITH NO\N{\an7}ELECTRIC\N{\an4}LIGHTS
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.41,0:08:42.12,Default,,0,0,0,,One: a night with no electric lights.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.41,0:08:41.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Defense! Defense!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.29,0:08:42.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Sakuya!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.08,0:08:44.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}PAPIER MACHE BUILDING FRONT
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.12,0:08:46.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Two: A papier mache building front and already-burned-down walls.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.12,0:08:44.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Defense! Defense!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.04,0:08:46.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Sa-Sa-Sakuya!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.45,0:08:46.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}PAPIER MACHE BUILDING FRONT\N{\an5}ALREADY BURNED WALLS
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.08,0:08:48.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Three: Smoke screen and demon fire.\NDefense! Defense!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.58,0:08:47.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}SMOKE SCREEN\N{\an4}ALREADY BURNED WALLS
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.54,0:08:48.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}DEMON FIRE\N{\an5}SMOKE SCREEN\N{\an4}ALREADY BURNED WALLS
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.66,0:08:52.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}TRUE GRIT
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.12,0:08:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Four: True grit.\NSAKUYA!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.66,0:08:58.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}PICKING A PERSON\N{\an7}WITH POOR JUDGEMENT
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.66,0:08:55.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Five: A person in a state of panic\Nand therefore lacking in judgment.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.67,0:08:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Defense! Defense!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.37,0:08:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Sakuya! Sakuya!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.66,0:09:01.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}HIDDEN SUPER STRENGTH
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.66,0:09:01.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Six: Super strength that's hidden from view.\NDefense! Defense!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.29,0:09:01.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Sakuya!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.29,0:09:12.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Success!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.83,0:09:15.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs18}Note: A pose and catchphrase made famous by magician Mr. Maric.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.83,0:09:15.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Voila! Hand power!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.58,0:09:19.20,Default,,0,0,0,,W-well? They made it safely into the world,\Neven through all that.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.20,0:09:20.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay! I get it, I get it!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.66,0:09:22.79,Default,,0,0,0,,You were faithful! I know that now!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.00,0:09:26.33,Default,,0,0,0,,They're so cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.33,0:09:27.45,Default,,0,0,0,,And they look like me.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.00,0:09:31.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I... I was so scared.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.50,0:09:33.79,Default,,0,0,0,,That's how it happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.00,0:09:37.70,Default,,0,0,0,,But I only ever saw those\Nservant children on that one day.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.70,0:09:39.62,Default,,0,0,0,,It all makes sense now.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.62,0:09:41.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I always thought it was an odd story.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.62,0:09:43.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You seem so quiet and well-mannered.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.04,0:09:44.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.12,0:09:47.54,Default,,0,0,0,,That did happen. I forgot.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.04,0:09:51.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I hadn't considered how we would get back home,\Nso we got caught and yelled at.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.08,0:09:52.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.95,0:09:55.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Thinking back on it,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.83,0:10:00.16,Default,,0,0,0,,that only worked because it happened in an age when there was no prestidigitation.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.29,0:10:01.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Shiro, watch. My ear got bigger!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.41,0:10:07.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Jizo!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.12,0:10:12.08,Default,,0,0,0,,We're having a tea party at Inari's shrine. Wanna come?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.08,0:10:15.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Someone left some G*diva chocolates for an offering.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.91,0:10:18.12,Default,,0,0,0,,We'd love for you to join us, Mr. Jizo.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.00,0:10:20.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.95,0:10:24.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Is he back in Hell today?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.33,0:10:31.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}The Battle of Children's Limbo
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.41,0:10:37.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Demon!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.41,0:10:40.33,Default,,0,0,0,,The demon's back to knock down our towers!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.66,0:10:44.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Meanie!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.29,0:10:47.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Forgive me! This hurts me, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.20,0:10:51.75,Default,,0,0,0,,But I have a family, and I need my paycheck!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.75,0:10:53.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop that!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.37,0:10:55.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I protest this child abuse.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.75,0:10:58.29,Default,,0,0,0,,We're gonna report you to the Board of Education.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.29,0:11:00.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Kids used to have to pile up stones!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.75,0:11:02.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Just be glad you got off with a game of J*nga!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.58,0:11:05.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm bored of this. I wanna play DS.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.29,0:11:07.87,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't even have smartphones here? Seriously?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.87,0:11:10.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Damn you modern kids!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.83,0:11:15.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Jizo!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.91,0:11:16.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Jizo!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.12,0:11:18.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Save me today!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.79,0:11:19.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Me, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.91,0:11:24.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Jizo. If you don't take me to Heaven,\NI'm gonna tell my daddy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.25,0:11:26.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Watch your mouth, you high-and-mighty little brat!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.33,0:11:30.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Today, these three will graduate to the Mundane World.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.91,0:11:33.37,Default,,0,0,0,,The rest of you will stay here to continue your training.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.37,0:11:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Awww!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.95,0:11:35.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna tell...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.95,0:11:38.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Go ahead and try.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.79,0:11:41.75,Default,,0,0,0,,He's ruthless.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.75,0:11:44.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Children will always say disrespectful things,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.45,0:11:46.62,Default,,0,0,0,,but it's important to chide them when they do.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.33,0:11:50.50,Default,,0,0,0,,This is actually on the lenient side, for Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.50,0:11:52.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sowwy...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.41,0:11:53.87,Default,,0,0,0,,As long as you understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.75,0:11:55.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, listen...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.79,0:12:00.04,Default,,0,0,0,,you children will train here\Nwhile you wait to be reincarnated.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.04,0:12:03.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Hell is too cruel for children.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.62,0:12:07.04,Default,,0,0,0,,But that doesn't mean we can simply\Nsend you on to Heaven.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.66,0:12:11.75,Default,,0,0,0,,If you can't endure the stacking of J*nga blocks, \Nyou'll never make it in the Mundane World.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.08,0:12:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,We need you to train hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.54,0:12:17.54,Default,,0,0,0,,You're too soft on them, Lord Enma.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.12,0:12:21.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I believe you send Bodhisattva Jizo\Nto them too frequently.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.75,0:12:25.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Recently, the children\Nare all too quick to run crying to him.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.45,0:12:31.16,Default,,0,0,0,,But they're so small.\NWhen I think of them dying at their age...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.00,0:12:32.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.00,0:12:35.75,Default,,0,0,0,,You are as strict as ever, Mr. Hozuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.50,0:12:40.33,Default,,0,0,0,,On the other hand, you are so kind, Lord Enma.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.83,0:12:42.75,Default,,0,0,0,,But both are very important.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.91,0:12:46.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I am proud to be a manifestation of you, My King.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.83,0:12:50.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Mishter Jizsho?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.20,0:12:52.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh? Shiro?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.08,0:12:57.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, stop that!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.25,0:12:59.45,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Mr. Jizo, but he's not made of stone!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.62,0:13:02.41,Default,,0,0,0,,You're thinking of statues made to look like me.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.58,0:13:05.41,Default,,0,0,0,,So what about you being a manifestation of Lord Enma?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.83,0:13:08.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Bodhisattva Jizo and Lord Enma are a set.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.20,0:13:10.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}(PUNISH)                                         (SAVE)\N{\an8}UNCARING FACE                                 KIND FACE
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.21,0:13:10.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}KING SHINKO                                   FUDO MYO-O\N{\an5}KING SHOKO                                      BUDDHA\N{\an5}KING SOUTEI                                      MONJU\N{\an5}KING GOKAN                                        FUGEN
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.70,0:13:13.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Each of the Ten Kings has\Na carrot aspect that saves souls
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.95,0:13:13.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}(PUNISH)                                         (SAVE)\N{\an8}UNCARING FACE                                 KIND FACE
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.96,0:13:13.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}KING SHOKO                                      BUDDHA\N{\an5}KING SOUTEI                                      MONJU\N{\an5}KING GOKAN                                        FUGEN\N{\an5}KING ENMA                                              JIZO
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.12,0:13:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,and a stick aspect that renders judgment.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.41,0:13:15.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}(PUNISH)                                         (SAVE)\N{\an8}UNCARING FACE                                 KIND FACE\N{\an5}KING SOUTEI                                      MONJU\N{\an5}KING GOKAN                                        FUGEN
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.42,0:13:15.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}KING ENMA                                            JIZO\N{\an5}KING HENJO                                        MAITREYA
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.87,0:13:18.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}(PUNISH)                                         (SAVE)\N{\an8}UNCARING FACE                                 KIND FACE\N{\an5}KING GOKAN                                        FUGEN\N{\an5}KING ENMA                                            JIZO\N{\an5}KING HENJO                                        MAITREYA
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.88,0:13:18.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}KING TAIZAN                                        YAKUSHI
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.91,0:13:20.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Think of the sticks as the Ten Kings,\Nand the carrots as buddhas and bodhisattvas.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.12,0:13:20.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}(PUNISH)                                         (SAVE)\N{\an8}UNCARING FACE                                 KIND FACE\N{\an5}KING ENMA                                            JIZO\N{\an5}KING HENJO                                        MAITREYA\N{\an5}KING TAIZAN                                        YAKUSHI
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.13,0:13:20.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}KING BYODO                                        KANNON
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.79,0:13:27.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Because the honorable Jizo protects children and gives\Nprecedence to saving the weak,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.12,0:13:29.87,Default,,0,0,0,,he has gained explosive popularity among common folk.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.70,0:13:34.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}A\N{\an4}HERO
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.71,0:13:34.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}CLOSE TO HOME
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.87,0:13:34.66,Default,,0,0,0,,So Mr. Jizo is made of Lord Enma's kindness!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.62,0:13:40.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Unfortunately, the "stick" part of the equation\Nstrikes no fear into any hearts.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.16,0:13:43.95,Default,,0,0,0,,So what would you do if you caught a child shoplifting?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.33,0:13:45.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Gently correct them.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.54,0:13:48.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Give them a talking to and tell their parents.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.08,0:13:50.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Slap them until their nose bleeds.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.75,0:13:55.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I think actually Mr. Hozuki is the stick,\Nand Lord Enma is neutral.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.25,0:13:56.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}BUDDHA                      NORMAL                     DEMON
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.04,0:13:57.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.83,0:13:59.58,Default,,0,0,0,,At the Children's Limbo! They're-!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.70,0:14:03.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}MEAT
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.54,0:14:06.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Children are monsters!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.54,0:14:10.50,Default,,0,0,0,,You must be the demon leader!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.75,0:14:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Reincarnate us all! Right now!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.95,0:14:15.16,Default,,0,0,0,,We have a hostage, you know!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.75,0:14:18.58,Default,,0,0,0,,We're gonna make him eat poop!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.58,0:14:20.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Poop! Poop!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.83,0:14:23.04,Default,,0,0,0,,It's one of those kid gang leaders you don't see anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.04,0:14:26.62,Default,,0,0,0,,He's rallied the kids in Children's Limbo\Nand started a rebellion.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.62,0:14:29.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Gangs of children can be rather formidable.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.45,0:14:31.33,Default,,0,0,0,,And they really like poop.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.70,0:14:33.45,Default,,0,0,0,,We mean business!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.58,0:14:35.25,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll give you ten seconds!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.58,0:14:36.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Ten...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.20,0:14:37.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Do what you like with him.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.62,0:14:38.91,Default,,0,0,0,,No effect?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.79,0:14:42.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Grown-ups don't care about anyone!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.08,0:14:45.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Society makes them that way.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.12,0:14:46.70,Default,,0,0,0,,What do we do, Messiah?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.87,0:14:48.83,Default,,0,0,0,,What? "Messiah"?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.54,0:14:50.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, sure enough!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.66,0:14:52.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Meshia Kimura!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.87,0:14:53.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}MESHIA\N{\an6}KIMURA
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.00,0:14:53.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't point that out!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.91,0:14:56.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Incidentally, that girl there...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.25,0:14:58.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Is little Moral Sasaki.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.25,0:15:00.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}MORARU\N{\an9}SASAKI
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.50,0:15:00.54,Default,,0,0,0,,What in the world makes HER moral?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.00,0:15:05.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'm sure even SHE would\Ngive up her seat to an elderly person.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.25,0:15:09.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, duh. It's, like, common courtesy\Nto let an older person have your seat?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.70,0:15:13.12,Default,,0,0,0,,And not paying your school lunch fees?\NThat's totally laughable.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.50,0:15:14.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know why...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.83,0:15:16.87,Default,,0,0,0,,she's right, but she's still pissing me off.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.87,0:15:19.87,Default,,0,0,0,,It would seem she has twice\Nas many morals as the average person.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.25,0:15:25.04,Default,,0,0,0,,They said modern kids are pushovers. They lied.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.25,0:15:23.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Run!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.16,0:15:26.95,Default,,0,0,0,,They're tough in their own way.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.20,0:15:28.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.50,0:15:30.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Whatever, just set us free!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.33,0:15:35.20,Default,,0,0,0,,A boy like him, walking the fine line\Nbetween idiocy and greatness.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.20,0:15:37.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I really wish he could have lived.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.08,0:15:40.50,Default,,0,0,0,,We want some games other than Je*ga!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.75,0:15:44.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Then use the blocks to come up\Nwith your own new game or two!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.50,0:15:47.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, now, now, now...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.66,0:15:48.87,Default,,0,0,0,,let's just calm down.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.20,0:15:52.29,Default,,0,0,0,,This won't help any of you to get out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.50,0:15:54.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, we'll stop, just please help us!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.20,0:15:56.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Please, Mr. Jizo, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.50,0:16:00.54,Default,,0,0,0,,You all know that you shouldn't be doing these things.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.54,0:16:02.37,Default,,0,0,0,,You're all good boys and girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.79,0:16:03.91,Default,,0,0,0,,But!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.62,0:16:09.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! They stopped rioting!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.62,0:16:13.04,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a carrot for you. Look at that sparkling aura.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.75,0:16:18.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Y-you won't fool me!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.00,0:16:19.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to start my next life right now!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.91,0:16:23.12,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a kid gang leader for you. They never give in.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.12,0:16:25.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I admire that spunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.20,0:16:29.95,Default,,0,0,0,,To show my respect, allow me to teach him a lesson.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.20,0:16:31.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I won't back down!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.08,0:16:35.87,Default,,0,0,0,,How long will your spunk last?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.87,0:16:37.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-what?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.70,0:16:41.95,Default,,0,0,0,,When faced with this lethal anti-child weapon!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.04,0:16:58.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.95,0:17:03.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}CAFETERIA
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.58,0:17:02.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Children are so adorable and fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.08,0:17:06.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I always look forward to seeing them.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.54,0:17:10.20,Default,,0,0,0,,At the moment, the two of you\Nare the perfect image of children yourselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.37,0:17:13.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}DISCO\N{\an5}LITTLE DEVIL'S MARCH\N{\an4}NEEDLE MOUNTAIN
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.04,0:17:13.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I hear the Savior is being his usual self.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.58,0:17:15.00,Default,,0,0,0,,The Savior?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.00,0:17:17.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, look at the roster. You'll see what I mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.00,0:17:22.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}Children's Limbo Roster\N{\an5}Kimura, Meshia
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.54,0:17:20.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Messiah...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.91,0:17:23.08,Default,,0,0,0,,sounds like the guitarist in a visual kei band.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.25,0:17:25.12,Default,,0,0,0,,And I suppose Johannes would be on bass.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.95,0:17:25.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}JOHANNES\N{\an6}MESSIAH
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.83,0:17:27.75,Default,,0,0,0,,He's an interesting child.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.08,0:17:31.41,Default,,0,0,0,,But he seems like more of a Takeshi than a Messiah.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.58,0:17:34.50,Default,,0,0,0,,He's the type that would have\Nreally made something of himself if he'd lived.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.83,0:17:39.37,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a cruel world that would take him at age seven.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.83,0:17:44.29,Default,,0,0,0,,It only seems cruel because of the age we live in now.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.16,0:17:49.50,Default,,0,0,0,,A mere few decades ago,\Nit was common for children to die right after birth.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.66,0:17:58.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}SEVEN\N{\an8}FIVE\N{\an5}THREE
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.16,0:17:52.95,Default,,0,0,0,,In old times, there were so many children\Nthat didn't make it to seven,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.20,0:17:57.75,Default,,0,0,0,,that people believed children\Nbelonged to the gods until that age.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.75,0:18:02.37,Default,,0,0,0,,It's only recently that society has started\Nassuming children aren't going to die.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.58,0:18:04.50,Default,,0,0,0,,That's true.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.79,0:18:10.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Then do you suppose modern children and ancient\Nchildren think about and perceive things differently?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.79,0:18:12.91,Default,,0,0,0,,There hasn't been much change in that regard.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.16,0:18:16.20,Default,,0,0,0,,But there aren't as many children\Nlike him as there used to be.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.45,0:18:19.95,Default,,0,0,0,,That demon defeated me.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.12,0:18:22.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I admit it. He's tough.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.95,0:18:26.20,Default,,0,0,0,,But that word... "injection." It's just too scary.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.66,0:18:29.58,Default,,0,0,0,,But if I got really serious, that stupid demon would...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.95,0:18:31.45,Default,,0,0,0,,That demon would...!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.87,0:18:33.16,Default,,0,0,0,,That...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.04,0:18:37.50,Default,,0,0,0,,That stupid demon wouldn't scare me!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.50,0:18:40.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I have the ultimate lethal weapon!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.70,0:18:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,It turned into another big map.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.70,0:18:45.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Are they having bad dreams or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.41,0:18:48.50,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Mr. Jizo!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.91,0:18:53.08,Default,,0,0,0,,We came to deliver your Bon offerings.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.08,0:18:56.79,Default,,0,0,0,,They're special summer gifts.\NI hope you appreciate them.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.29,0:18:59.83,Default,,0,0,0,,That demon is back.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.83,0:19:01.62,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you gonna do about it?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.62,0:19:04.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, first! I'm gonna kick him in the back of the knees!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.08,0:19:13.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Coochy, coochy, coochy, coochy, coochy, coochy!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.00,0:19:11.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Cut it out, stupid!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.79,0:19:13.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Let go of me!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.79,0:19:15.54,Default,,0,0,0,,He really got the best of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.54,0:19:17.91,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like he knows exactly what your next move is.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.91,0:19:18.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.66,0:19:20.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.04,0:19:24.33,Default,,0,0,0,,That darn demon. Now he's gone and made me mad.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.50,0:19:28.87,Default,,0,0,0,,These insults... the way he's treated me... he'll pay!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.16,0:19:31.16,Default,,0,0,0,,The time has come for my secret weapon!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.16,0:19:31.95,Default,,0,0,0,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.95,0:19:32.75,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't mean-!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.91,0:19:36.45,Default,,0,0,0,,The Resistance's own personal...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.75,0:19:38.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Lethal Weapon!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.29,0:19:43.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Take this!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.16,0:19:46.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Black Magnum Royale Shooter!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.41,0:19:47.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Owie!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.79,0:19:48.87,Default,,0,0,0,,What a doofus.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.00,0:19:50.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Darn you!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.66,0:19:54.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Boys like him are especially fun to tease.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.75,0:19:57.66,Default,,0,0,0,,If that's the game you're going to play,\Nthen I'll have to get out my own...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.66,0:20:00.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Lethal Weapon Deluxe!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.04,0:20:00.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}WEAPON DELUXE
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.00,0:20:03.58,Default,,0,0,0,,What kind of a weapon is that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.91,0:20:05.25,Default,,0,0,0,,If I use this...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.54,0:20:08.54,Default,,0,0,0,,It will render you incapable of ever parting\Nwith the bidet and the hemorrhoid medicine.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.83,0:20:11.16,Default,,0,0,0,,My butt? He's gonna use it on my butt?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.54,0:20:12.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Darn you!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.70,0:20:15.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Hiroshi, Akira, Moral! Back me up!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.83,0:20:20.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I have trading cards and gacha toys.\NWhich would you prefer?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.58,0:20:21.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Cards! Cards!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.62,0:20:23.20,Default,,0,0,0,,That's playing dirty, Grownup!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.54,0:20:26.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I have animals, too. You can pet them.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.16,0:20:28.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Eee! He's so soft!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.83,0:20:31.83,Default,,0,0,0,,That's no fair! Hitting me\Nwith a toy-and-fluffy-animal combo!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.66,0:20:35.75,Default,,0,0,0,,This is business.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.54,0:20:38.62,Default,,0,0,0,,For you, I have something even better.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.95,0:20:40.70,Default,,0,0,0,,What? I don't want it!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.70,0:20:42.91,Default,,0,0,0,,If YOU think it's better, then it's way too scary!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.91,0:20:45.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Just shut up and take it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.75,0:20:50.58,Default,,0,0,0,,The child graduating and going\Nto the next life today is you.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.58,0:20:53.04,Default,,0,0,0,,You're an interesting boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.12,0:20:57.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I hope you'll be just as mischievous in your next life.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.29,0:21:04.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki made sure your application\Nwas processed a little faster.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.95,0:21:07.20,Default,,0,0,0,,He did that for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.12,0:21:11.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Congratulations, Messiah!\NGood luck!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.33,0:21:13.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Long live Messiah! Long live Messiah!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.75,0:21:17.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Something seems wrong about them chanting that here.\NLong live Messiah! Long live Messiah!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.12,0:21:22.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, everyone! I'm going on ahead!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.50,0:21:24.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Messiah!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.25,0:21:25.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Good luck! Take care!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.95,0:21:28.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You better come after me!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.33,0:21:29.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Bye-bye!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.95,0:21:34.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I think your next name should be Hallelujah!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.54,0:21:37.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut up! It's not my decision anyway!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.33,0:21:41.04,Default,,0,0,0,,But if I had to pick, I'd want to be Masaharu!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.04,0:21:46.08,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a healthy baby girl!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.08,0:21:49.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I want her to be graceful,\Nso I'll name her Sayuri after the lily.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.79,0:21:50.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}NAME:\N{\an5}SAYURI
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.87,0:21:54.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, reincarnations are decided randomly, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.37,0:22:06.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Omoi no Naraku ni ochita aware na futari wa\NA pitiful couple has fallen into a hell of emotions.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.29,0:22:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Taemanu ku ni sainameru muken o samayou\NTormented by incessant suffering, they wander the interminable pit.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.58,0:22:20.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Going down the Sanzu-River
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.04,0:22:24.50,Default,,0,0,0,,She goes maze with her dear
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.50,0:22:29.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Kudaredo kudaredo utsushiyo,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.50,0:22:29.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Down, down they go, still never reaching the mundane,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.16,0:22:32.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Higan e wa tsukanu
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.16,0:22:32.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Never reaching the longed-for far shore.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.79,0:22:42.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Mujou o sakate ni totchatte, eien no tawamure
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.79,0:22:42.54,Default,,0,0,0,,A trick of eternity, using our emotionlessness against us.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.58,0:22:48.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Koko wa doko kana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.58,0:22:48.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Alas, where are we?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.33,0:22:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Of course, the hell)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.33,0:22:50.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Koko wa doko kana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.33,0:22:50.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Alas, where are we?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.00,0:22:52.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Endooi Nirvana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.00,0:22:52.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Estranged Nirvana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.75,0:22:54.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Oh! What the hell)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.75,0:22:54.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Endooi Nirvana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.75,0:22:54.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Estranged Nirvana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.12,0:22:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Saite koso hana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.12,0:22:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}It's the blooming that makes a flower
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.33,0:22:59.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(I wish to hell)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.66,0:23:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Chiru wa iwazu mo ga na
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.66,0:23:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Of course its petals will scatter.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.58,0:23:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(My Dear... I show)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.58,0:23:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Hate made yukimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.58,0:23:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Let us go to the very edge
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.87,0:23:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Twilight... You know)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.87,0:23:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Koi to wa shosen mushou
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.87,0:23:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Love has no gender, after all
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.16,0:23:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Oh Dear... My soul)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.16,0:23:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Saa, tomo ni yukimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.16,0:23:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Come, let us pass on together
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.83,0:23:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Fate, as I trow)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.83,0:23:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Koi e to ochimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.83,0:23:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Let us fall to our love
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.00,0:23:28.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}NEXT TIME\N{\an5}ON HOZUKI'S\N{\an4}COOLHEADEDNESS...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.66,0:23:31.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs18}Note: The original Gundam.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.66,0:23:31.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Obviously any man's dream would be to build the Hell Model RX-78-2 giant robot!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.58,0:23:31.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}AND
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.54,0:23:34.04,Default,,0,0,0,,But that jerk Hozuki won't approve my blueprints!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.58,0:23:33.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}BUT
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.04,0:23:34.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Uzu.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.41,0:23:35.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I won't give up!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.58,0:23:35.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}SO
Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.62,0:23:37.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Next week, tune in for "An Engineer's Passion-"
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.45,0:23:40.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}WE PRESENT:\N{\an7}IN THOSE DAYS YOU WERE ALWAYS ON EDGE
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.46,0:23:40.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}AND\N{\an4}DR. MONKSHOOD\N{\an4}PLEASE ENJOY!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.58,0:23:38.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop goofing around.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.37,0:23:40.83,Default,,0,0,0,,For crying out loud.