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Submitted by cummy on August 12, 2021

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I CAME INTO THE GUILDFIGHT, FEELING TENSE AS FUCK KNOWING THAT MR PINK PISS DISCOUNT KIRBY WAS GONNA CRY HIS ASS OUT AND WIN THE FIGHT AND I BOUGHT SO MANY REVIVER SEEDS AND ESCAPE ORBS TO TRADE FOR SEEDS. THEN WHEN I ENTER THE GRAND EVIL WHATEVER THING BAD LAIR, FUCKING BEAVERBOY RUINS THE TENSION AND NOW HERE I AM CLENCHING MY RIGHT ASS CHECK WAITING FOR AN ASS WHOPPING, ONLY TO BLOW A LITTLE BIT OF SMOKE INTO SHITTUFF EYES AND BOOM. BITCH WONT CRY AND WILL NOW JUST DIE AFTER SPAMMING FLAMETHROWER A COUPLE OF TIMES AT THE PINK SHIT. THE REST OF THE GUILDMEMBERS WERE FUCKING ASS, SUNFLOWER GIRL WAS ROASTED, FYI I READ YOUR DIARY, IF I HAD A POKE FOR EVERY TIME YOU SAID OH MY GOSH, I WILL HAVE THE MONEY I LOST TO SHIT BAWK SIMP PARROT CAUSE OF MY “Guild fees” BACK. AND THEN THERES PERVERTED DICKLET STARING AT TEAM CHARM FEET PICS FOR “SECURITY” AND HIS FATHER WHO IS JUST THREE OF THEM WHO IS THREE TIMES THE PEEPING TOM. THEN THERE IS LOUD AS FUCK MOUTH FOR BRAINS YELLING SHIT WHO TEARS OPEN MY EARS FOR THE PAST THOUSAND MORNINGS, ALSO CRABITCH WHO,,,,,,,, I don’t hate him, he’s an og, hey hey, same goes for Bidoof, you deserve better. AND EVEN THOUGH I SMASHED DICKLYTUFFS ASS SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY, THAT BITCH STILL WONT GIVE ME THE MILLIONS OF POKE STOLEN FROM ME DUE TO “GUILD FEES” PROBABLY BLEW IT ALL ON HIS PERFECT APPLE ADDICTION. ALSO IF YOU CRYING CAN BLOW UP BUILDINGS, WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU AND KECLEON CRY AND SMACK UP TIME JESUS YOU LAZY SHIT. IF YOU SPENT HALF AS MUCH TIME ABUSING APPLES, YOU CAN GET BACK ARMALDO AND STEAL THE WORLDS SUPPLY OF APPLES FROM THE GOD DAMN KECLEONS