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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.50,0:00:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigoku wa... Jigoku wa... Jigoku wa...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.50,0:00:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Hell is... Hell is... Hell is...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.79,0:00:07.95,Default,,0,0,0,,We're here to get you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.95,0:00:09.58,Default,,0,0,0,,When did this happen?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.45,0:00:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.45,0:00:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.25,0:00:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Daiseikyou!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.25,0:00:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Packed with customers!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.50,0:00:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.50,0:00:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.25,0:00:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sore mita koto ka!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.25,0:00:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,There, you see that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.50,0:00:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Hansei da!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.50,0:00:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.70,0:00:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A! Sumi kara sumi made ban ban ban ban
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.70,0:00:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! From corner to corner, bam, bam, bam, bam,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.12,0:00:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Tanoshii na
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.12,0:00:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,This is so much fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.58,0:00:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A!! Nantsutte!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.58,0:00:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! Just kidding!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.20,0:00:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Shinde Enma ni okorareru
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.20,0:00:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You die and Enma yells at you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.83,0:00:37.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Kitto hidoi ga tameni naru
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.83,0:00:37.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I know it's harsh, but it's for your own good.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.37,0:00:39.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Anata gotoki ga kodawaru na
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.37,0:00:39.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You have no right to be choosy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.91,0:00:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sora o miagerya hikarigoke!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.91,0:00:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Look up at the sky and see glowing moss!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.25,0:00:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Shindara kitto
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.25,0:00:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Dying must be
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.37,0:00:50.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Taihen da
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.37,0:00:50.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Really tough!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sore wa anata! Shidai desu!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,That depends on you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Taihen da
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Really tough!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.70,0:00:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Taihen da
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.70,0:00:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Really tough!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.29,0:00:57.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chimimouryou tte zettai kakenai!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.29,0:00:57.58,Default,,0,0,0,,There’s no way I could write 魑魅魍魎!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.58,0:01:01.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.58,0:01:01.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.50,0:01:02.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Daiseikyou!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.50,0:01:02.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Bursting with excitement!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.75,0:01:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.75,0:01:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.50,0:01:07.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chou atsui!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.50,0:01:07.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Super hot!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.75,0:01:11.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.75,0:01:11.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.58,0:01:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chou samui!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.58,0:01:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Super cold!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.79,0:01:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.79,0:01:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.79,0:01:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sore mita koto ka!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.79,0:01:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,There, you see that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.08,0:01:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Hansei da!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.08,0:01:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.25,0:01:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A! Sumi kara sumi made ban ban ban ban
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.25,0:01:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! From corner to corner, bam, bam, bam, bam,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.41,0:01:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Tanoshii na
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.41,0:01:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,This is so much fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.16,0:01:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A!! Nantsutte!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.16,0:01:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! Just kidding!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.29,0:01:34.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Meow there, Koban.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.20,0:01:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi there, Gon. Got any leads for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.83,0:01:42.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I did hear Mr. Hakutaku saying something\Ninteresting to a woman he was hitting on.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.62,0:01:43.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.20,0:01:49.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You know how the Ten Kings have their\Nmirrors and staffs and all those relics they use?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.70,0:01:52.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, the third judge, King Sotai...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.50,0:01:55.66,Default,,0,0,0,,actually measures a deceased's sins\Nusing a cat and a snake.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.04,0:01:58.33,Default,,0,0,0,,That IS news.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.66,0:02:03.08,Default,,0,0,0,,King Sotai, eh? Now that you mention it,\Nthere aren't a lot of stories about him.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.25,0:02:07.29,Default,,0,0,0,,If manage to get an interview,\Nit might make for a fresh new topic.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.29,0:02:14.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}The Offices of Boring
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.41,0:02:16.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Get your own appointment.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.95,0:02:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Purr-lease, don't be like that!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.83,0:02:23.20,Default,,0,0,0,,When I show up out of nowhere to ask for an interview,\Nsubjects usually turn me down!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.37,0:02:25.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't blame them.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.16,0:02:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,So I was hoping that if you,\NMr. Hozuki, would introduce me,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.16,0:02:31.12,Default,,0,0,0,,they'd feel a little more comfortable,\Nknowing I'm not as fishy as all that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.41,0:02:32.58,Default,,0,0,0,,How short-sighted of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.45,0:02:36.20,Default,,0,0,0,,On the off chance that you\Nshould write a questionable article,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.20,0:02:39.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I would then be responsible for using\Nall of my energy to twist your head off.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.25,0:02:41.83,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'd rather not waste the effort.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.29,0:02:44.33,Default,,0,0,0,,That really hurts...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.33,0:02:47.87,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not like I only ever chase\Nafter pointless stories, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.87,0:02:52.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Unearthing material that hasn't been covered\Nbefore is the heart of good journalism.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.29,0:02:55.33,Default,,0,0,0,,And that's exactly what I'm doing now!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.66,0:02:59.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't think I'm in any way infurrior to the regular press.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.41,0:03:01.33,Default,,0,0,0,,It's just that no one trusts me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.33,0:03:03.33,Default,,0,0,0,,That's because you are untrustworthy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.33,0:03:04.12,Default,,0,0,0,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.33,0:03:06.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Still...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.41,0:03:08.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I do acknowledge your persistence.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.87,0:03:13.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Please, oh please do.\NAnd that short-sightedly strong will is the one thing I don't\Nhate about you, so I'll put in a word for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.79,0:03:15.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Mostly because I can't work like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.33,0:03:18.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.83,0:03:22.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Why are you coming with me, Mr. Hozuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.20,0:03:25.04,Default,,0,0,0,,To keep an eye on you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.41,0:03:27.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You really don't trust me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.00,0:03:30.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going to do some honest reporting this time...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.87,0:03:34.12,Default,,0,0,0,,But with sensationalism as your basic priority.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.37,0:03:35.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Me-yowch...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.12,0:03:40.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it true that there's a cat working at the Offices of Sotai?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.20,0:03:42.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. There is a cat, and a snake.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.12,0:03:47.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Unlike you, this cat is a pretty boy,\Nor rather, a pretty kitty.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.91,0:03:55.45,Default,,0,0,0,,What a stud!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.45,0:03:57.70,Default,,0,0,0,,The handsomest cat I ever saw!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.70,0:03:59.50,Default,,0,0,0,,And look at those eyebrows.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.83,0:04:01.37,Default,,0,0,0,,They are not eyebrows.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.37,0:04:03.50,Default,,0,0,0,,These are my markings.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.87,0:04:06.83,Default,,0,0,0,,This is much different than I imagined.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.83,0:04:09.25,Default,,0,0,0,,And it's going to make a great story!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.95,0:04:12.62,Default,,0,0,0,,First, you should pay your respects to King Sotai.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.91,0:04:15.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki, it's good to see you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.54,0:04:20.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, hello! It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.54,0:04:23.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Koban, with the Weekly Sanzu River.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.12,0:04:30.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Sant...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.12,0:04:33.58,Default,,0,0,0,,You just stopped yourself from calling us\NSanta and his reindeer, didn't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.58,0:04:36.91,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no, no! Purrish the thought!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.50,0:04:38.87,Default,,0,0,0,,To be honest...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.62,0:04:43.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}All you can drink in an hour.\N{\an5}3,000 yen!\N{\an5}All fees included!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.08,0:04:43.16,Default,,0,0,0,,You look more like part-time Christmas sign holders\Nin the pleasure quarter.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.16,0:04:49.08,Default,,0,0,0,,This is the third judge of Hell, King Sotai,\Nand his Chief of Staff, Misohagi.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.58,0:04:51.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki told us why you're here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.45,0:04:54.41,Default,,0,0,0,,We're honored that the press\Nwould show an interest in our offices.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.58,0:04:56.20,Default,,0,0,0,,We hope we can be of service.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.08,0:05:00.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Santa and his reindeer...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.41,0:05:04.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, I did that once, working over Christmas!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.12,0:05:05.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Is this a part-time job for you, too?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.83,0:05:06.91,Default,,0,0,0,,IT IS NOT!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.16,0:05:10.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Santa, I want a pardon for Christmas!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.50,0:05:13.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Some people actually say that!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.50,0:05:16.25,Default,,0,0,0,,And they will never, ever get a pardon.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.25,0:05:18.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I understand the feeling.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.04,0:05:22.58,Default,,0,0,0,,We're getting it ALL the time these last 40 years or so.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.58,0:05:25.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Especially in October through December, without fail.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.79,0:05:28.45,Default,,0,0,0,,First of all, the king has always had this beard.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.45,0:05:31.20,Default,,0,0,0,,And these antlers I wear aren't from a reindeer.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.20,0:05:32.91,Default,,0,0,0,,They're from a divine messenger deer.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.91,0:05:34.66,Default,,0,0,0,,They are sacred.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.16,0:05:38.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, so they're not your own horns.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.75,0:05:41.50,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I'm just an average, ordinary demon.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.70,0:05:44.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I only wear fur because I tend to get cold easily.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.91,0:05:47.08,Default,,0,0,0,,A grown demon, fighting the shivers...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.25,0:05:52.79,Default,,0,0,0,,And the deceased are one thing, but lately, \Neven the demons are asking, "Is that a Santa cosplay?"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.16,0:05:57.54,Default,,0,0,0,,So it would be nice if they would\Nat least come interview us in December.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.37,0:06:03.58,Default,,0,0,0,,But after King Enma, the papers only ever\Ncover King Gokan and King Godotenrin.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.33,0:06:07.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Because, frankly, those two are the best-looking.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.95,0:06:12.41,Default,,0,0,0,,And Godotenrin inspired a popular anime,\Nso those interviews always sell.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.95,0:06:17.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Even of the other seven offices,\Nwe're in the background's background.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.00,0:06:18.75,Default,,0,0,0,,But...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.95,0:06:24.83,Default,,0,0,0,,this interview will be a good chance for us to spread\Nawareness about these microaggressions we're facing!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.04,0:06:26.37,Default,,0,0,0,,We're counting on you!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.66,0:06:29.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I see. This WILL be interesting.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.87,0:06:33.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Good ol' Gon really comes through fur me sometimes.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.79,0:06:37.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, first I'd like to ask about the cat and the snake.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.37,0:06:38.91,Default,,0,0,0,,And get pictures, of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.66,0:06:40.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Be my guest.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.50,0:06:44.04,Default,,0,0,0,,You may call me Mr. Kan.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.04,0:06:46.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll also answer to Little Kanni.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.95,0:06:49.87,Default,,0,0,0,,But never just Kan. It makes me ill.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.08,0:06:52.41,Default,,0,0,0,,My favorite is "Kan, My Brother."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.41,0:06:57.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, excuse me. When and where\Ndid that come from? Did you buy it?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.50,0:07:00.45,Default,,0,0,0,,This place is gigantic.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.45,0:07:04.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't you think walking around it\Ntakes an unnecessary amount of time?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.83,0:07:09.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Only because you insist on walking on two legs\Nwith oddly good posture for a cat.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.58,0:07:13.91,Default,,0,0,0,,But more importantly, Mr. Hozuki is here.\NWould you stop wandering around and hold still?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.08,0:07:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, sorry about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.00,0:07:24.29,Default,,0,0,0,,This cat and snake have the ability to see\Nif a deceased has been adulterous.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.54,0:07:26.41,Default,,0,0,0,,And do they only judge infidelity?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.00,0:07:29.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Does every office judge different sins?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.16,0:07:32.50,Default,,0,0,0,,We each have our roles.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.12,0:07:38.00,Default,,0,0,0,,First, at the Offices of Shinko,\Nthey see if a deceased lies about their sins.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.33,0:07:39.37,Default,,0,0,0,,After that...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.87,0:07:42.45,Default,,0,0,0,,the deceased cross the Sanzu River.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.70,0:07:45.87,Default,,0,0,0,,The Offices of Shoko observe the Sanzu River
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.87,0:07:49.00,Default,,0,0,0,,and determine whether or not the deceased\Nreally put effort into their crossing.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.37,0:07:55.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Then here at the Offices of Sotai, we hold\Na thorough trial of the deceased's sexual misconduct.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.00,0:08:00.87,Default,,0,0,0,,After that, we judge the severity\Nof their crimes in life at the Offices of Gokan.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.62,0:08:06.25,Default,,0,0,0,,A general trial is held at the Offices of Enma, and the\Ndeceased are reexamined at the Offices of Henjo.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.58,0:08:10.66,Default,,0,0,0,,On their 49th day, they'll reach the Offices of Taizan,\Nwhere a basic verdict is reached.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.12,0:08:15.91,Default,,0,0,0,,The remaining offices of Byodo, Toshi,\Nand Godotenrin are for retrials.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.33,0:08:18.41,Default,,0,0,0,,That's it in a nutshell.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.04,0:08:23.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Here, we do a thorough inquiry on sex crimes,\Nadultery, and sexual harassment.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.20,0:08:28.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Sexual sin has been around since the dawn\Nof humankind, and is also the most common.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.70,0:08:31.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I examine the men.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.29,0:08:33.87,Default,,0,0,0,,And I examine the women.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.45,0:08:38.95,Default,,0,0,0,,They both work as minions in Crushing Hell,\Nthe hell for sexual misconduct.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.20,0:08:43.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I sniff them out with my tongue. I can tell instantly.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.41,0:08:46.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I look the deceased right in the eye.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.66,0:08:49.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I stare at him, and his eyes start to wander.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.04,0:08:50.25,Default,,0,0,0,,That's how I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.25,0:08:51.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Sounds effective...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.20,0:08:54.79,Default,,0,0,0,,The really impressive part comes after their assessment.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.79,0:08:59.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Really? What do you do after you inspect them\Nand find them guilty?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.37,0:09:02.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I humbly sink my teeth right into the you-know-where.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.70,0:09:04.12,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a sharp jab!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.50,0:09:07.20,Default,,0,0,0,,And after that, they still have to go to Hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.33,0:09:10.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. So what they get here isn't EVEN a jab.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.00,0:09:12.58,Default,,0,0,0,,That's really something.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.83,0:09:16.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, I'll make this amazing cat the focus of my feature.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.37,0:09:17.04,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.25,0:09:20.58,Default,,0,0,0,,If possible, I'd appreciate it if you focused on us.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.58,0:09:23.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I am technically the cat's superior.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.45,0:09:26.75,Default,,0,0,0,,And with these deer antlers,\NI have this "great animal prince" vibe going.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.75,0:09:29.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, but the cat would pack more of a punch.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.20,0:09:32.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, uhh...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.25,0:09:33.87,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.04,0:09:37.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I know exactly why focusing on us, especially me,\Nwould make the article less interesting.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.58,0:09:41.04,Default,,0,0,0,,For somebody so important, his face is awfully plain.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.37,0:09:44.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I know! People tell me that all the time!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.29,0:09:47.91,Default,,0,0,0,,So I do everything I can to make myself stand out,\Nand now I'm a reindeer!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.91,0:09:49.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't take it anymore!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.87,0:09:54.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Ten out of ten people agree-my face\Nis the kind you always see in the background!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.70,0:09:59.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Frankly, I feel like I've seen\Nabout 50 of your face in my lifetime.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.41,0:10:03.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I guarantee there is at least one person\Nthat looks like you at the Offices of Enma.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.45,0:10:08.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Oh yes, I don't mean to be rude,\Nbut have you told me your name?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.25,0:10:09.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, a few minutes ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.08,0:10:11.58,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Misohagi.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.70,0:10:13.79,Default,,0,0,0,,After the Lythrum anceps flower\Nthat people offer at Bon festivals.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.33,0:10:17.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Misohagi, Misohagi...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.29,0:10:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I know. My name is hard to remember!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.75,0:10:23.45,Default,,0,0,0,,We both have the names of plants\Noffered at Bon Festivals.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.70,0:10:25.70,Default,,0,0,0,,But mine is so different from "Hozuki"!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.70,0:10:27.66,Default,,0,0,0,,It gets forgotten within 10 minutes!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.66,0:10:29.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I hear that one a lot, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.79,0:10:34.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Misohagi has worked steadily\Nsince he was a lowly Hell Minion.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.37,0:10:36.25,Default,,0,0,0,,He performed every task with exactness.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.66,0:10:39.54,Default,,0,0,0,,It was no surprise to anyone\Nthat he was chosen to be a Chief of Staff.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.83,0:10:42.29,Default,,0,0,0,,That's actually pretty im-purr-essive.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.58,0:10:43.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.00,0:10:46.04,Default,,0,0,0,,He is truly a hardworking demon.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.37,0:10:48.70,Default,,0,0,0,,He is a great man BECAUSE he is so plain.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.08,0:10:53.83,Default,,0,0,0,,But my life story is spectacularly boring. Hard work doesn't catch anyone's attention.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.58,0:10:51.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Gently, now.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.75,0:10:57.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't blame you. I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.04,0:11:00.91,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.91,0:11:07.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! I'll ignite my journalistic spirit,\Nand write a brilliant article featuring you and King Sotai.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.20,0:11:09.50,Default,,0,0,0,,You will?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.50,0:11:10.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you so much!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.16,0:11:13.95,Default,,0,0,0,,A wonderful something.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.95,0:11:17.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}Maybe you've\N{\an9}seen one?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.96,0:11:17.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Number One\N{\an5}Friendliest King!\N{\an4}We interviewed King Sotai\N{\an5}and his chief of Staff!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.70,0:11:17.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-why meow...?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.91,0:11:21.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I racked my brains for an angle\Nthat'd make him less boring, and that's what I got!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.37,0:11:23.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I apologize. I have censored the one responsible.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.83,0:11:30.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}Maybe you've\N{\an9}seen one?!\N{\an8}Number One\N{\an5}Friendliest King!\N{\an4}We interviewed King Sotai\N{\an5}and his chief of Staff!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.04,0:11:27.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It's alright. I'm just grateful that he put me in the article.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.66,0:11:30.75,Default,,0,0,0,,But the cat seems to be getting a bigger response.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.79,0:11:32.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.95,0:11:37.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, what was his name again? The guy with the antlers.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.04,0:11:38.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Misohagi.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.70,0:11:45.70,Default,,0,0,0,,The Eight Cold Hells.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.00,0:11:49.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Meditation\N{\an8}on the Correct\N{\an8}Teaching
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.29,0:11:48.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Almost nothing is written of them in the Mundane World.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.87,0:11:54.41,Default,,0,0,0,,They are not the subject of any ghost stories,\Nlegends, or hell scrolls, let alone any folk tales.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.37,0:11:53.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}The Essentials\N{\an5}of Rebirth in the\N{\an5}Pure Land
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.50,0:11:56.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Ishikawa Goemon came forth\N{\an5}from inside Hell's cauldron.\N{\an5}Such a grand sight.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.41,0:11:55.87,Default,,0,0,0,,They are lands of mystery.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.37,0:12:01.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Atatatata... Hahahavavava... Huhuvava...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.79,0:11:59.20,Default,,0,0,0,,But they are cold!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.20,0:12:01.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Cold enough to rend the flesh!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.62,0:12:07.12,Default,,0,0,0,,That is all that is written of these hells,\Nbut they are equal to the Eight Hot Hells.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.12,0:12:14.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Snow Demons
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.20,0:12:19.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Mr. Karauri, Mr. Nasubi...\Nwhy are you working when you're just kids?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.33,0:12:22.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, we're the "imp" type of demon.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.33,0:12:25.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, so we look like kids?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.16,0:12:28.25,Default,,0,0,0,,We do not employ children.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.58,0:12:29.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Although...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.75,0:12:33.41,Default,,0,0,0,,In the case of demons, it's not always clear\Nat what point they've reached adulthood.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.20,0:12:36.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I was sure you were kids.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.25,0:12:38.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.54,0:12:40.95,Default,,0,0,0,,So how many kinds of demons are there?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.20,0:12:43.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't say I know of all of them,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.91,0:12:48.66,Default,,0,0,0,,but there are... soul-snatching demons, energy-stealing\Ndemons, and spirit-binding demons. To name a few.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.70,0:12:57.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}DEATH-BRINGER\N{\an9}TRI-STARS
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.12,0:12:53.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I will rip out your soul!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.62,0:12:55.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I will stop all your bodily functions!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.08,0:12:57.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I will decompose your body!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.29,0:13:00.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Our condolences!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.83,0:13:04.20,Default,,0,0,0,,And in the Eight Cold Hells, there are snow demons.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.20,0:13:05.29,Default,,0,0,0,,"Snow demons"?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.45,0:13:07.75,Default,,0,0,0,,It's just what it sounds like: snow demons.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.91,0:13:11.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Would you like to meet some?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.00,0:13:12.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Can I?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.25,0:13:13.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.12,0:13:16.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I was planning to visit the Cold Hells' main offices soon.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.70,0:13:20.00,Default,,0,0,0,,But visits to the Cold Hells\Nare dependent on weather conditions.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.70,0:13:25.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Here is the Afterlife Meteorological Agency forecast\Nfor the next week.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.87,0:13:29.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Tomorrow, the Eight Cold Hells will be seeing\Na rare decrease in blizzard activity.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.54,0:13:32.33,Default,,0,0,0,,It seems that tomorrow is the day to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.33,0:13:33.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Yay!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.58,0:13:34.87,Default,,0,0,0,,That Freezing Hell, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.45,0:13:34.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.87,0:13:35.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I wanna go!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.87,0:13:37.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't really like it last time.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.87,0:13:39.20,Default,,0,0,0,,And if you need us to, we can be your hand warmers!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.50,0:13:40.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Warm and Toasty\N{\an5}Smells Like Dog\N{\an5}Shiro\N{\an4}Warm and Toasty\N{\an5}Warm and Toasty\N{\an4}Smells Like Pheasant                              Smells like Monkey\N{\an5}Rurio                                                                  Kakisuke
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.25,0:13:44.66,Default,,0,0,0,,The Cold Hells do fall under\NGreat King Enma's jurisdiction,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.66,0:13:48.08,Default,,0,0,0,,but as you can see,\Nwe Hot Hell demons cannot work here.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.58,0:13:51.20,Default,,0,0,0,,We leave the administrative duties\Nto the Cold Hell demons,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.20,0:13:53.66,Default,,0,0,0,,but they seem to be interested in seceding.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.91,0:13:57.62,Default,,0,0,0,,However, if they were to gain\Ntheir independence from King Enma,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.62,0:14:01.54,Default,,0,0,0,,we would have to confirm their willingness\Nto accept the deceased after every trial,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.91,0:14:03.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}In charge of this, too\N{\an5}Eight Hot Hells                Eight Cold Hells\N{\an5}People in charge
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.54,0:14:03.37,Default,,0,0,0,,which would be extremely annoying.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.79,0:14:06.70,Default,,0,0,0,,That is why I come to pay my respects from time to time.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.87,0:14:09.37,Default,,0,0,0,,You might say I'm feeling them out.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.54,0:14:14.08,Default,,0,0,0,,That kind of careful consideration\Nis an important skill in our society.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.37,0:14:15.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.04,0:14:18.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Someone's... in that hot spring?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.16,0:14:22.12,Default,,0,0,0,,No, that's not a hot spring.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.83,0:14:25.62,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a little warm today.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.95,0:14:31.16,Default,,0,0,0,,They don't heat their bathwater here?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.91,0:14:37.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs18}Note: Sukekiyo Inugami famously died in a frozen lake in a similar position.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.91,0:14:34.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Sukekiyo position.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.66,0:14:37.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Seems like his head's been\Nboiled over pretty well, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.41,0:14:39.33,Default,,0,0,0,,He must be a snow demon.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.33,0:14:41.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Him? But he doesn't have horns.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.04,0:14:43.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, he does.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.87,0:14:46.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa, who are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.25,0:14:47.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.29,0:14:52.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Hot\N{\an7}Fox\N{\an4}Demon
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.41,0:14:55.50,Default,,0,0,0,,As animals' habitats get colder, their ears and other\Nprotuberances get smaller and rounder in shape.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.66,0:14:55.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Hot                                                                                                          Cold
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.87,0:14:58.04,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.04,0:14:59.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.45,0:15:02.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You are a minion of Cold Hell, I presume?\NWhat is your name?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.70,0:15:04.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs18}Note: Haruichi - First of Spring.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.70,0:15:04.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Haruichi.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.08,0:15:06.37,Default,,0,0,0,,But you live in a world of nonstop blizzards.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.58,0:15:08.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, it's a good name.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.83,0:15:12.29,Default,,0,0,0,,You're the one with a problem, interrupting me\Nin the middle of my morning shampoo.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.29,0:15:14.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Actually, yadda, yadda, yadda.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.87,0:15:17.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, so you're Mr. Hozuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.62,0:15:19.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure, I'll take you there.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.70,0:15:23.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}3.03 METERS
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.75,0:15:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Right this way.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.00,0:15:31.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I kinda get the feeling we can't be too careful around him.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.04,0:15:35.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, those types always end up\Nbeing way tougher than they look.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.62,0:15:38.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that his breakfast? Somebody ask him.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.45,0:15:39.54,Default,,0,0,0,,No way!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.54,0:15:41.70,Default,,0,0,0,,It's dangerous asking people about their customs!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.16,0:15:45.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, watch out. We got some deceased there.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.58,0:15:52.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Now that I look at it, the ice is filled with frozen people.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.25,0:15:55.70,Default,,0,0,0,,A way different kind of terrifying than the Hot Hells...!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.75,0:16:01.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Incidentally, do you know why three of them\Nare named Atata, Hahava, and Huhuva?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.29,0:16:05.20,Default,,0,0,0,,No, but I feel like there's some\Ncomplicated meaning behind it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.45,0:16:09.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-huva... Atata... hahava... huvava...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.91,0:16:14.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Hu-hu-hu-hu-hu\N{\an8}Atatatata\N{\an7}Hahava\N{\an4}Huvava
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.33,0:16:12.95,Default,,0,0,0,,The deceased were incapable of more articulate speech, so the hells were named accordingly.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.33,0:16:11.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-huva... Atata... hahava... huvava...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.95,0:16:14.54,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like they didn't even try!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.37,0:16:15.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Hu-hu-hu-hu-hu\N{\an8}Atatatata\N{\an7}Hahava\N{\an4}Huvava\N{\an5}*True Story
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.45,0:16:19.62,Default,,0,0,0,,That's the Cold Hells' main office.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.83,0:16:23.33,Default,,0,0,0,,They're all lined up. Is something going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.66,0:16:26.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Today is the day of the Intra-Hell Snowball Fight.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.25,0:16:30.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You should participate,\Nas representatives of the Hot Hells.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.20,0:16:33.20,Default,,0,0,0,,The Cold Hells tend to be treated\Nlike an aside to the Hot Hells.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.20,0:16:35.70,Default,,0,0,0,,So I've always wanted to challenge you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.33,0:16:37.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Incidentally, these are our snowballs.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.12,0:16:39.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Sign us up.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.33,0:16:41.58,Default,,0,0,0,,No way...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.58,0:16:44.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}EIGHT COLD HELLS SNOWBALL FIGHT
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.91,0:16:46.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Demons from the Hot Hells.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.75,0:16:48.75,Default,,0,0,0,,They really bundled up!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.20,0:16:50.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome to the Cold Hells!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.58,0:16:56.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Have our Cold Hell specialty: the "Wow,\NI can hammer nails with a banana!" combo.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.95,0:16:58.00,Default,,0,0,0,,What's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.29,0:17:01.50,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a snow yokai called an Ippon-Datara.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.79,0:17:03.54,Default,,0,0,0,,There are a lot of right feet.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.75,0:17:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,That's what you noticed?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.08,0:17:09.12,Default,,0,0,0,,We have some southpaws, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.50,0:17:12.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't think it's weird to be left-footed\Nwhen you only have one?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.20,0:17:17.29,Default,,0,0,0,,The divisional snowball fight will begin in a few minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.50,0:17:18.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Haruichi!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.83,0:17:22.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, we need you!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.04,0:17:23.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, Mr. Hozuki!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.79,0:17:28.00,Default,,0,0,0,,That guy's headband said Team Mahapadma.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.41,0:17:30.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}Team Mahapadma
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.00,0:17:31.08,Default,,0,0,0,,So he's a minion from the worst of the Eight Cold Hells?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.29,0:17:34.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki, didn't you know\Nthey were having an event today?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.75,0:17:38.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I let the Eight Cold Hells do\Nalmost all of their work without supervision.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.45,0:17:40.29,Default,,0,0,0,,So I don't know the details of their schedule.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.25,0:17:42.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Look.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.20,0:17:44.58,Default,,0,0,0,,See those eight people sitting there?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.83,0:17:48.16,Default,,0,0,0,,They are each in charge of one of the Eight Cold Hells.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.66,0:17:51.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going to go say hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.87,0:18:02.50,Default,,0,0,0,,You are very gracious to allow my participation\Nafter I showed up uninvited.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.50,0:18:04.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no, it's our pleasure.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.83,0:18:07.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I look forward to our continued association.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.87,0:18:09.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you for saying so.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.20,0:18:16.58,Default,,0,0,0,,The highlight of this event will be our special team\Nfrom the Eight Hot Hells!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.75,0:18:20.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't wait to see them play.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.37,0:18:24.08,Default,,0,0,0,,If Mr. Hozuki came to pay his respects,\Nthat means he's afraid of us seceding.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.08,0:18:28.04,Default,,0,0,0,,If the Hot Hells team plays poorly,\Nit will be easy to make our case.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.04,0:18:30.29,Default,,0,0,0,,We can spin it into a reason to declare independence.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.04,0:18:34.79,Default,,0,0,0,,We do have a strong player fighting for us.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.79,0:18:35.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.62,0:18:38.37,Default,,0,0,0,,The rules are simple.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.37,0:18:40.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Stand on the field and throw snowballs at each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.20,0:18:42.70,Default,,0,0,0,,The last team standing wins.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.95,0:18:46.37,Default,,0,0,0,,The snowball team will supply you\Nwith more snowballs from above.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.37,0:18:48.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Take care that they don't hit you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.08,0:18:51.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, ready...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.12,0:18:56.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Start!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.70,0:19:00.20,Default,,0,0,0,,And immediately, some fighters are knocked out of play!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.45,0:19:06.75,Default,,0,0,0,,They were hit by attacks from Haruichi,\Nthe Blizzard of Mahapadma!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.04,0:19:10.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Wagh! I knew he'd be stronger than he looks!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.87,0:19:14.50,Default,,0,0,0,,This must be the veteran player's way\Nof initiating the newcomers!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.50,0:19:19.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Every year, he's the best of the best\Nat destroying young potential.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.62,0:19:21.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice work, Haruichi!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.12,0:19:24.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Use that momentum to destroy the Hot Hells' team!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.33,0:19:27.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Even if your nickname contradicts your real name!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.41,0:19:31.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Rookies shut out by those with seniority!\NIt happens in the real world, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.95,0:19:34.20,Default,,0,0,0,,We hope it doesn't get you down... just keep trying!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.50,0:19:37.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm enjoying this commentary.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.41,0:19:39.50,Default,,0,0,0,,The way they coolly express their opinions...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.00,0:19:41.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.16,0:19:43.04,Default,,0,0,0,,You can't just stand there, or-wah!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.25,0:19:44.95,Default,,0,0,0,,It's all I can do just to dodge!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.04,0:19:47.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Use your weapons!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.41,0:19:49.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I left my club at home!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.91,0:19:51.79,Default,,0,0,0,,But you have a frozen banana!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.58,0:19:57.66,Default,,0,0,0,,He found a surprising use for that!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.04,0:19:59.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Monkey!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.41,0:20:00.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Pheasant!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.70,0:20:01.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Merge!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.87,0:20:03.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Take that!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.08,0:20:04.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Icicle Hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.79,0:20:11.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa... they're really good.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.33,0:20:13.95,Default,,0,0,0,,They weren't on an ogre-slaying team for nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.16,0:20:17.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait. Where's Shiro?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.50,0:20:24.91,Default,,0,0,0,,He's blending with the snow so he can ambush them!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.08,0:20:28.58,Default,,0,0,0,,But I'm not sure there's a point in doing that.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.83,0:20:31.75,Default,,0,0,0,,That's-!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.08,0:20:33.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Now that's a sight to see!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.83,0:20:36.33,Default,,0,0,0,,The Hot Hells and Cold Hells going head-to-head!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.54,0:20:37.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.50,0:20:41.00,Default,,0,0,0,,This might be the first time\NI've seen Mr. Hozuki officially fighting!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.33,0:20:43.37,Default,,0,0,0,,He's crushing snowballs with his bare hands!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.75,0:20:48.41,Default,,0,0,0,,It's you and me! Let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.16,0:21:04.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Aww, I lost my snowball.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.12,0:21:09.91,Default,,0,0,0,,What's this? Mr. Hozuki\Nhas suddenly started ice climbing!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.33,0:21:12.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Those bananas are something.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.16,0:21:14.45,Default,,0,0,0,,He's mowing down our entire snowball team!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.45,0:21:17.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki, leaving the field will get you disqualified!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.62,0:21:19.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Then disqualify me!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.04,0:21:20.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Frankly, it just doesn't feel right!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.91,0:21:22.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Your rules are weak!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.75,0:21:25.87,Default,,0,0,0,,It doesn't make sense that the snowball team\Nwould ONLY be giving us more snowballs!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.04,0:21:27.29,Default,,0,0,0,,They should try to hit us!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.79,0:21:30.91,Default,,0,0,0,,And Mr. Hozuki is back to his usual position.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.91,0:21:34.54,Default,,0,0,0,,He sure loves taking a set of rules\Nand making them even stricter.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.70,0:21:37.50,Default,,0,0,0,,He's just fundamentally not cut out for playing sports.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.66,0:21:40.91,Default,,0,0,0,,He's a strange one. I underestimated the Hot Hells.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.58,0:21:44.33,Default,,0,0,0,,E-elders...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.66,0:21:46.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I believe we should...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.75,0:21:49.37,Default,,0,0,0,,stop trying to oppose the Hot Hells.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.37,0:22:06.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Omoi no Naraku ni ochita aware na futari wa
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.37,0:22:06.12,Default,,0,0,0,,A pitiful couple has fallen into a hell of emotions.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.29,0:22:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Taemanu ku ni sainameru muken o samayou
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.29,0:22:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Tormented by incessant suffering, they wander the interminable pit.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.58,0:22:20.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Going down the Sanzu-River
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.04,0:22:24.50,Default,,0,0,0,,She goes maze with her dear
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.50,0:22:29.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Kudaredo kudaredo utsushiyo,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.50,0:22:29.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Down, down they go, still never reaching the mundane,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.16,0:22:32.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Higan e wa tsukanu
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.16,0:22:32.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Never reaching the longed-for far shore.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.79,0:22:42.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Mujou o sakate ni totchatte, eien no tawamure
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.79,0:22:42.54,Default,,0,0,0,,A trick of eternity, using our emotionlessness against us.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.58,0:22:48.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Koko wa doko kana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.58,0:22:48.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Alas, where are we?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.33,0:22:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Of course, the hell)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.33,0:22:50.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Koko wa doko kana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.33,0:22:50.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Alas, where are we?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.00,0:22:54.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Endooi Nirvana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.00,0:22:54.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Estranged Nirvana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.75,0:22:54.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Oh! What the hell)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.12,0:22:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Saite koso hana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.12,0:22:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}It's the blooming that makes a flower
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.33,0:22:59.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(I wish to hell)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.66,0:23:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Chiru wa iwazu mo ga na
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.66,0:23:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Of course its petals will scatter.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.58,0:23:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(My Dear... I show)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.58,0:23:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Hate made yukimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.58,0:23:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Let us go to the very edge
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.87,0:23:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Twilight... You know)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.87,0:23:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Koi to wa shosen mushou
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.87,0:23:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Love has no gender, after all
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.16,0:23:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Oh Dear... My soul)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.16,0:23:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Saa, tomo ni yukimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.16,0:23:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Come, let us pass on together
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.83,0:23:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Fate, as I trow)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.83,0:23:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Koi e to ochimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.83,0:23:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Let us fall to our love
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.95,0:23:27.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}NEXT TIME\N{\an5}ON HOZUKI'S
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.96,0:23:27.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}COOLHEADEDNESS...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.66,0:23:29.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome back from your trip to Izumo, Lord Enma.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.41,0:23:32.79,Default,,0,0,0,,And you're going to inspect\Nthe Mundane World next week, Hozuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.45,0:23:31.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}AND
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.70,0:23:33.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}BUT
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.79,0:23:37.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, in the day, I'll be doing business at a company, \Nand at night I'll return to Hell to do some more work.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.25,0:23:36.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}THEN
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.12,0:23:39.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You're just a working fiend, aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.50,0:23:41.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}WE PRESENT:\N{\an7}KAGACHI'S COOLHEADEDNESS\N{\an5}AND\N{\an4}MARRIED TO HIS WORK\N{\an4}PLEASE ENJOY!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.20,0:23:40.41,Default,,0,0,0,,This IS Hell.