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Submitted by cummy on January 15, 2022

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The all bender (Text)

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"Beta. Omega. Alpha. Sigma. Long ago, the four male types lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Alpha Types attacked. Only the All Male, master of all four male types, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new ALL MALE, an sigmabender named Chad. And although his sigma bending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Chad can save the world.