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Submitted by cummy on December 24, 2021

#  What if among us was deleted? This is a serious problem.

Among us makes up approximately 99.995% of humanity's collective subconcious. This has been proven by [multiple studies](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/amogus) and even the cosmic microwave background's existence [shows patterns resembling among us](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/when-the-imposter-is-sus-sus-jerma) in many places.

# How, and when?

Among us was discovered to be related to the very nature of the universe and sapience when our pattern recognition discovered suspicious patterns within the collective human subconcious. In fact, [even our pattern recognition was mapped out and looked like among us.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/among-us) This, alongside the mapping of the cosmic microwave background, the most brilliant scientists on the planet have joined to uncover what is truly happening.

# Why is this such a large problem?

Among us, as in the game, has been determined to be the source of this. Leaked classified documents have information relating to this: "Among us was only published by innersloth, but was made before mankind." The documents have not been touched since this discovery, as they have been expurgated in order to avoid further leaks. Luckily, Professur B. Chungus had made a brilliant discovery prior to his assasination in 1984. Professor Chungus discovered that, in his words; "We are just a facet of one true sussy." His existence has been hidden from the public for years, but the [government that assasinated him](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cultures/communism) has been since destroyed, and there have been no laws in place to discuss this topic.

If among us is to be deleted, then our unconcious along with approximately 85% of the observable universe will disappear. Security measures are yet to be put in place.