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Submitted by cummy on October 25, 2021

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The ideal shitting method (Text)

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I shit one big combined lump at the end of every week, similar to what a snake does, this saves time and energy, although the process is very tedious, at 9:24 pm on saturday i dump the lump into the bowl, due to it being massive, it has to be contained onto an oven pan where as slices will be cut and then dumped into the toilet, when the flushing is refreshing the shit is covered in tinfoil, like leftovers from turkey or cake, and just in case any issues arise during this process, we have plumbers ready 24/7.

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This is the ideal process.