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Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.33,0:00:05.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}And so, let's all have a listen.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.66,0:00:07.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Dear Hell...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.12,0:00:15.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku mitai ni asobitai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.12,0:00:15.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}I want to have a good time like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.04,0:00:20.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku mitai ni yasumitai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.04,0:00:20.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}I want to rest like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.29,0:00:25.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku mitai na nidoneshite
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.29,0:00:25.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}I want to go back to sleep like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.62,0:00:30.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Teiji de agaritai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.62,0:00:30.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}And finish work on time
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.91,0:00:36.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku mitai ni tabesugite
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.91,0:00:36.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}I ate too much like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.04,0:00:40.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku mitai ni nomisugita
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.04,0:00:40.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}I drank too much like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.79,0:00:46.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Aa sonna wake de
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.79,0:00:46.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Ah, for these reasons
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.29,0:00:51.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku mitai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.29,0:00:51.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}It's like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.33,0:00:53.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Sonna toki koso deban desu
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.33,0:00:53.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}At such a time it's all the more his turn on stage
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.75,0:00:56.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Hoozuki-sama ga moriageru
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.75,0:00:56.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Mr. Hozuki livens things up
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.08,0:00:58.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Omakase kudasai!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.08,0:00:58.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Please leave it to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.66,0:01:04.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Aa jigoku jigoku mainichi jigoku
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.66,0:01:04.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Ah, Hell, Hell, every day Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.08,0:01:06.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku jigoku
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.08,0:01:06.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Hell, Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.66,0:01:09.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}"Uso desho?!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.66,0:01:09.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}"You can't mean that, right?!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.33,0:01:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku jigoku youkoso jigoku
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.33,0:01:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Hell, Hell, welcome to Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.25,0:01:15.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Atchi muite
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.25,0:01:15.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Look that way
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.08,0:01:15.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Kotchi muite
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.08,0:01:15.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Look this way
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.66,0:01:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Abikyoukan!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.66,0:01:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Pandemonium!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.00,0:01:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Gongo! Doudan!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.00,0:01:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}What the hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.37,0:01:19.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Shitsureishimashita!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.37,0:01:19.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Pardon me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.00,0:01:24.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Sonna kanji no
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.00,0:01:24.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}In that kind of way
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.00,0:01:29.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}A! Jigoku desu! Jajajajan!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.00,0:01:29.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Ah! It's Hell! Ta ta ta-da!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.00,0:01:30.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Katsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.00,0:01:30.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Curses!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.37,0:01:41.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Long, long ago, when Okuninushi-no-Mikoto\Nruled the Mundane World,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.62,0:01:50.58,Default,,0,0,0,,the great celestial sun goddess suddenly said,\N"The land should be ruled by my children."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.54,0:01:56.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Okuninushi\N{\an5}no\N{\an5}Mikoto's\N{\an5}Daughter
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.45,0:01:55.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Although she then sent\Nenvoy after envoy to the surface...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.16,0:02:04.50,Default,,0,0,0,,...the envoys all ended up staying\Nby Okuninushi-no-Mikoto's side.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.83,0:02:11.70,Default,,0,0,0,,The troubled great sun goddess dispatched a pheasant\Nnamed Nakime and had her admonish the envoys.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.62,0:02:14.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Nakime
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.58,0:02:13.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Do your job! Do your job!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.79,0:02:18.66,Default,,0,0,0,,But a perverse goddess named\NAmanosagume enticed the envoys.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.91,0:02:20.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Kill it with an arrow!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.00,0:02:22.83,Default,,0,0,0,,And the pheasant was killed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.33,0:02:31.08,Default,,0,0,0,,This goddess called Amanosagume later began\Nto develop into a yokai known as Amanojaku.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.95,0:02:39.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}AMANOJAKU
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.20,0:02:49.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Think they'll be sentenced to Hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.66,0:02:51.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't say that so cheerfully!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.08,0:02:56.08,Default,,0,0,0,,The Offices of Enma hereby sentence you to Inferno Hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.75,0:03:00.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Reflect on your excessively perverse nature!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.12,0:03:03.91,Default,,0,0,0,,"Inferno Hell"...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.08,0:03:06.75,Default,,0,0,0,,That concludes the trial!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.33,0:03:08.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.79,0:03:13.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Inferno Hell is the hell you go to for sins\Nthat stem from holding evil views.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.25,0:03:15.45,Default,,0,0,0,,"Evil views"?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.70,0:03:24.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}DRAGON REVOLVING REALM:\N{\an7}THE HELL FOR THOSE
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.71,0:03:24.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}WHO HAVE BAD MANNERS AND ARE RUDE\N{\an5}INFERNO HELL\N{\an5}INSECT JUMBLE REALM:\N{\an5}THE HELL FOR THOSE WHO SHOW\N{\an5}ZERO IMPROVEMENT EVEN AFTER\N{\an5}BEING WARNED ABOUT THEIR MISDEEDS
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.04,0:03:19.70,Default,,0,0,0,,In short, these are sins that are wicked,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.70,0:03:23.20,Default,,0,0,0,,go against reason, or that act to incite people.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.79,0:03:29.08,Default,,0,0,0,,This hell is also known as Amanojaku's Den.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.66,0:03:32.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Subjectively speaking, it's a rather difficult hell,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.33,0:03:36.04,Default,,0,0,0,,but people end up there by causing\Ntremendous harm or annoyance.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.29,0:03:40.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, that's right. I've remembered something.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.04,0:03:45.45,Default,,0,0,0,,One of the Hell minions from Inferno Hell\Nsaid she'd like to meet to you, Rurio.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.91,0:03:47.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Meet me?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.29,0:03:49.62,Default,,0,0,0,,A Hell minion bird, by chance?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.62,0:03:52.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Nope, a human woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.08,0:03:56.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, wait... I guess there's a bird, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.04,0:03:57.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Hm?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.45,0:04:06.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}INFERNO\N{\an6}HELL
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.20,0:04:11.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I see!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.04,0:04:14.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I suppose any mention of Amanojaku\Ndoes bring to mind Princess Uriko.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.79,0:04:16.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm impressed you figured that out.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.70,0:04:19.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I can tell. She looks the part, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.87,0:04:25.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}BEST\N{\an8}IN\N{\an8}JAPAN
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.04,0:04:23.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder if it's a characteristic\Nof people born from plants...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.95,0:04:27.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Momotaro played up his status as\Na "peach human" from head to toe, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.25,0:04:30.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}BEST\N{\an8}IN\N{\an8}JAPAN\N{\an5}PEACH-COLORED
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.87,0:04:30.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, even his kimono was peach colored.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.91,0:04:33.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Pheasant! Are you Momotaro's pheasant?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.04,0:04:37.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice to meet you, comrade!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.54,0:04:38.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-wh-what?! What's this now?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.41,0:04:40.75,Default,,0,0,0,,We were both killed by Amanojaku.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.75,0:04:42.91,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you say we try becoming friends?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.91,0:04:44.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh... Oh?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.45,0:04:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, you must be talking the story of\NOkuninushi-no-Mikoto and the great sun goddess.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.54,0:04:52.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not actually Nakime, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.33,0:04:57.54,Default,,0,0,0,,However, you are a divine-messenger bird\Nwho has a long-standing tie to Amanojaku,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.54,0:05:01.00,Default,,0,0,0,,as well as being the bird\Nwho defeated the evil demon, Onki!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.50,0:05:06.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I was born from a melon.\NSo, I felt a strong affinity with Momotaro.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.91,0:05:09.45,Default,,0,0,0,,So that's what made you want to meet me, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.83,0:05:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm, that makes sense. Very interesting...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.12,0:05:15.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You're a princess born from a melon.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.04,0:05:20.66,Default,,0,0,0,,And I, as companion of a man born from a peach,\Nsubjugated a band of ogres.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.62,0:05:26.25,Default,,0,0,0,,The peach tree has been recognized by Izanaki\Nas a tree that drives away ill will.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.95,0:05:31.83,Default,,0,0,0,,And Izanaki is the sun goddess's father, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.83,0:05:38.37,Default,,0,0,0,,And the sun goddess's divine-messenger pheasant\Nwas long ago killed by Amanojaku.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.75,0:05:42.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Then I, another pheasant, subjugated the ogres...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.62,0:05:46.83,Default,,0,0,0,,This is kind of like a word-association game, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.12,0:05:51.25,Default,,0,0,0,,So, about that Nakime...\NIsn't she probably one of Rurio's ancestors?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.33,0:05:53.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Why do you think that?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.29,0:05:57.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, for a pheasant, you sure think deeply\Nabout lots of stuff, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.37,0:06:00.20,Default,,0,0,0,,So just now you decide to point that out, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.37,0:06:02.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Actually, I think he's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.04,0:06:06.83,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a high probability that Shiro\Nis a white divine-messenger dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.45,0:06:12.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Kakisuke is a monkey who, after the Monkey-Crab\NIncident and with the blessing of Mr. Jizo,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.08,0:06:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,atoned for his sins by working\Nas Momotaro's companion...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.50,0:06:17.58,Default,,0,0,0,,That is what you said earlier, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.58,0:06:18.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.91,0:06:23.83,Default,,0,0,0,,In that case, Rurio, it makes more sense\Nto think of you as a pheasant touched by the divine.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.45,0:06:28.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Perhaps Momotaro, a tentatively divine\Nsuperhuman man who was born from a peach,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.75,0:06:31.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}ILL WILL\N{\an4}ILL WILL
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.83,0:06:33.37,Default,,0,0,0,,had the power to beckon companions\Nwith a knack for repelling ill will.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.12,0:06:38.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Woo-hoo! Momotaro is touched by the divine!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.83,0:06:40.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Even looking the way he does!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.75,0:06:46.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, the instant he beckoned you, I'm not so sure\Nhe was touched by the divine any longer.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.00,0:06:49.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Still, if that is the case, it makes me proud.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.66,0:06:55.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't fully get it, but my old family motto was:\N"Watch out for lies and arrows."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.04,0:06:57.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, it figures!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.41,0:06:58.70,Default,,0,0,0,,See?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.25,0:07:05.08,Default,,0,0,0,,O Descendant of Nakime, come and render futile\Nthe perverse dead together with me!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.87,0:07:05.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Ah, w-wait a minute... y-you're-
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.08,0:07:07.91,Default,,0,0,0,,It is with that sole desire\Nthat I took my current position here!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.45,0:07:11.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks like that woman subscribes\Nto the same school of thought as Miss Mustard...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.79,0:07:13.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Those kinds of people tend to flock together, don't they?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.50,0:07:17.87,Default,,0,0,0,,So, you say that you were killed by Amanojaku?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.33,0:07:19.91,Default,,0,0,0,,How epic.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.29,0:07:21.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.50,0:07:23.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, I haven't heard the story.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.66,0:07:28.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}PRINCESS\N{\an6}URIKO
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.41,0:07:27.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Princess Uriko.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.75,0:07:34.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Long, long ago, when an old man and an old woman\Ncut open a melon they had picked up in a river,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.87,0:07:38.70,Default,,0,0,0,,a cute baby girl was born from inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.12,0:07:41.08,Default,,0,0,0,,This sounds pretty familiar.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.08,0:07:41.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Shush!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.29,0:07:46.00,Default,,0,0,0,,The beauty of this Princess Uriko, who had been born\Nfrom a melon, became the talk of the town.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.33,0:07:49.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Talk of marriage to a certain feudal lord soon arose.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.25,0:07:57.16,Default,,0,0,0,,On the other hand, Amanojaku, a killjoy who's always\Nup to no good, was not pleased by the news.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.33,0:08:01.95,Default,,0,0,0,,How could this be? That damn girl's ugly as hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.75,0:08:05.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Amanojaku killed Princess Uriko.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.83,0:08:09.20,Default,,0,0,0,,She then dressed herself in the\Nprincess's skin and impersonated her.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.83,0:08:12.91,Default,,0,0,0,,However, the princess's determined soul became a bird.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.50,0:08:15.08,Default,,0,0,0,,That thing there is Amanojaku!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.83,0:08:24.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Amanojaku was showered with blows by\Nthe enraged old man and woman and then died, you see.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.91,0:08:28.25,Default,,0,0,0,,So you became a bird, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.25,0:08:31.45,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right. My remorse transformed into a bird.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.20,0:08:37.37,Default,,0,0,0,,So, I guess this Amanojaku\Nboth killed and got killed by a bird, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.70,0:08:38.91,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.20,0:08:42.83,Default,,0,0,0,,More surprising still, Amanojaku was actually a woman?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.41,0:08:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,She and Amanosagume, who killed the pheasant,\Nare the very same person.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.95,0:08:51.37,Default,,0,0,0,,She's a liar who's malicious at heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.75,0:08:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,So is there any chance she ended up in this hell, too?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.25,0:09:01.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Despite it all, she's actually a goddess,\Nso unfortunately she's not subject to receiving judgment.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.37,0:09:04.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Still, she's here - this very moment, in fact.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.66,0:09:08.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm having her work here to atone for her sins.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.79,0:09:13.08,Default,,0,0,0,,It seems that upon becoming employed,\Nher disposition became somewhat more cheerful.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.62,0:09:15.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.20,0:09:18.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.29,0:09:23.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki... you call me?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.29,0:09:28.33,Default,,0,0,0,,YIKES!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.95,0:09:32.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Princess Uriko, I see you're as ugly as ever!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.87,0:09:35.83,Default,,0,0,0,,It's fine that she's become a bit more cheerful, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.16,0:09:40.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Aaahh... So this is what happens\Nwhen Amanojaku gets a bit of self-confidence?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.79,0:09:46.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? What? What? Everyone came here to see Ameno?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.20,0:09:50.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my, I feel so embarrassed!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.04,0:09:53.16,Default,,0,0,0,,EEEEEEEEEEEK!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.16,0:09:57.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Y-you... killed Princess Uriko, didn't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.12,0:10:02.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, don't you think the idea of this uggo\Nmarrying a feudal lord is messed up?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.54,0:10:05.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Ameno did nothing wrong!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.91,0:10:09.91,Default,,0,0,0,,It's in her nature to irritate people,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.12,0:10:14.41,Default,,0,0,0,,and with the introduction of the Internet,\Nher disposition only became worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.75,0:10:16.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Makes sense...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.62,0:10:18.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Currently her favorite activity is...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.12,0:10:21.50,Default,,0,0,0,,flaming.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.83,0:10:23.41,Default,,0,0,0,,No surprise there...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.16,0:10:30.45,Default,,0,0,0,,By her nature, Amanosagume has the power\Nto see into people's hearts and perceive their thoughts.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.12,0:10:37.83,Default,,0,0,0,,However, because of her twisted personality,\Nshe's always using that power to entrap people.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.45,0:10:42.29,Default,,0,0,0,,That has been used to turn the tables on her,\Nand now she finds herself here as a hell minion.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.45,0:10:49.25,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right... Mr. Hozuki really pressured me into it...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.75,0:10:54.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Ameno... did turn him down at first, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.58,0:10:57.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I suppose I had no choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.41,0:11:00.70,Default,,0,0,0,,She has a propensity to lie, so please just ignore her.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.54,0:11:06.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Amazing... It's like no matter\Nwhat you say to her, it's pointless.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.16,0:11:11.54,Default,,0,0,0,,With her around, it's possible\Nto subject the dead to limitless stress.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.25,0:11:13.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.37,0:11:16.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Princess Uriko, what you mad about?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.37,0:11:19.16,Default,,0,0,0,,No use in fussing about the past, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.16,0:11:21.79,Default,,0,0,0,,You sure are stubborn, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.16,0:11:26.75,Default,,0,0,0,,The pain's killing me...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.70,0:11:30.20,Default,,0,0,0,,"ThE pAin's kiLLing mE..."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.58,0:11:31.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't imitate me...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.08,0:11:35.25,Default,,0,0,0,,"DOn't iMITate Me... DOn't iMITate Me..."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.79,0:11:39.66,Default,,0,0,0,,The more irritated they get,\Nthe more they fan the flames, you see.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.08,0:11:45.58,Default,,0,0,0,,In a sense, she is the most talented of all\Nat getting on the nerves of Inferno Hell's dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.75,0:11:48.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Only someone like you could anticipate\Nshe'd have that effect.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.45,0:11:49.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, a pheasant!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.79,0:11:52.91,Default,,0,0,0,,A photo! Photo time!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.62,0:11:56.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Long ago, I killed a pheasant, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.66,0:11:59.45,Default,,0,0,0,,That thing was so noisy up in its tree.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.45,0:12:03.29,Default,,0,0,0,,"The pheasant wouldn't be shot but for its cries."\NYou'd think that'd be common sense...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.29,0:12:05.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Must've been stupid.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.62,0:12:08.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I sure do hate birds.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.00,0:12:11.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I got a cute photo!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.08,0:12:16.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Rocket... LAUNCHER!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.75,0:12:25.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.33,0:12:31.70,Default,,0,0,0,,O Descendant of Nakime, I see you avenged your\Nlong-standing grudge in the form of a fated arrow!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.04,0:12:35.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Pheasant, what you angry about?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.29,0:12:38.66,Default,,0,0,0,,"Long-standing," you say...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.66,0:12:42.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Actually, she got under my skin\Nwithin 10 minutes of meeting her.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.16,0:12:57.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, perhaps...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.00,0:13:06.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Is getting stuck in a spot like that seriously a thing...?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.70,0:13:13.08,Default,,0,0,0,,People sometimes meaninglessly stick a finger\Ninto a bottle and can't get it back out, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.12,0:13:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,That does happen...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.91,0:13:19.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you kindly for rescuing me.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.87,0:13:22.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell me, who are you and where do you come from?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.25,0:13:27.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Hozuki, First Chief of Staff at the Offices of Enma.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.41,0:13:33.04,Default,,0,0,0,,From now on, please be careful.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.54,0:13:42.83,Default,,0,0,0,,"The Offices of Enma's... First Chief of Staff."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.12,0:13:49.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Go Home, Crane
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.20,0:13:55.25,Default,,0,0,1,,{\an7\fs16\alpha&H80&}Note: A reference to the folk tale "The Crane that Returned the Favor."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.20,0:13:55.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder if she'll come tonight...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.58,0:13:56.75,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.25,0:14:00.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, she's a crane, right? And you saved her, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.70,0:14:04.50,Default,,0,0,0,,To think you actually got\Nthe opportunity to save a crane in Hell...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.08,0:14:08.20,Default,,0,0,0,,A crane... A crane, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.62,0:14:10.91,Default,,0,0,0,,What's the matter?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.41,0:14:17.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I recently heard\Na strange rumor that seems relevant.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.45,0:14:19.12,Default,,0,0,0,,How'd the rumor go again...?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.54,0:14:22.91,Default,,0,0,0,,But, it's a beautiful woman who's supposed\Nto come and return the favor, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.91,0:14:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Nothing bad about that, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.20,0:14:28.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I have no time to leisurely chat about this.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.75,0:14:31.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not an old man, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.45,0:14:32.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.75,0:14:36.16,Default,,0,0,0,,When the male involved\Nin these kinds of stories isn't an old man,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.62,0:14:40.58,Default,,0,0,0,,if the animal that was saved transforms\Ninto a woman and pays him a visit,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.58,0:14:41.45,Default,,0,0,0,,then...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.87,0:14:45.20,Default,,0,0,0,,it's an omen that she is to become his wife.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.70,0:14:50.20,Default,,0,0,0,,In other words, if the crane turns\Ninto a woman and comes to visit me,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.50,0:14:56.25,Default,,0,0,0,,if I put her up for even a single night,\Nthat acts as proof I've accepted the woman as my wife,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.66,0:15:00.54,Default,,0,0,0,,and our marriage will thereby be established.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.91,0:15:03.29,Default,,0,0,0,,There's no need to use that kind of reasoning...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.12,0:15:07.79,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a one hundred percent sure thing\Nthat she intends to repay the favor, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.12,0:15:13.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Nowadays, I don't think a crane would come\Nwith the intention of serving you for a lifetime, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.75,0:15:52.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Please let me stay the night here.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.33,0:15:57.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't shut the door!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.95,0:16:00.04,Default,,0,0,0,,If you're peddling English teaching materials,\Nwe have enough already.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.04,0:16:01.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not here to sell anything!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.41,0:16:03.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Can't you tell by how I'm dressed?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.50,0:16:04.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't shut me out!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.83,0:16:06.66,Default,,0,0,0,,At least let me introduce myself!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.33,0:16:16.87,Default,,0,0,0,,My name is O-Tsu and-
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.87,0:16:18.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't need any cloth either.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.29,0:16:22.04,Default,,0,0,1,,{\an7\fs16\alpha&H80&}Note: In the folk tale, the crane weaves beautiful fabic for the old man who saved her.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.29,0:16:22.04,Default,,0,0,0,,You're skipping over lots of stuff\Nand ruining the story with a spoiler!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.25,0:16:24.12,Default,,0,0,0,,What is it you don't like about me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.12,0:16:25.75,Default,,0,0,0,,My face?! My voice?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.50,0:16:28.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't really mind your face...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.87,0:16:35.20,Default,,0,0,0,,But I didn't expect a woman with\Nthe air of a crane to come, so I'm a bit taken aback.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.50,0:16:38.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't lock me out!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.33,0:16:40.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I just want to return the favor!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.75,0:16:45.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Even if you were to pluck your own feathers and weave,\NI'd honestly find it tiresome.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.37,0:16:49.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Modern-day youngsters are so quick\Nto say something is "tiresome"!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.62,0:16:53.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'm not a modern-day youngster, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.58,0:16:55.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Then, don't shut me out!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.08,0:17:01.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm telling you that I refuse to accept anything made\Nby tearing off parts of your own body.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.08,0:17:06.37,Default,,0,0,0,,What's with this guy? This is a carrot-and-stick approach?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.37,0:17:11.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Just when I think you've saved me only\Nto push me away, you show concern for my body.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.95,0:17:14.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You sure make some strong assumptions.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.41,0:17:19.12,Default,,0,0,0,,First off, if a woman with a mid-18th-century\Nunswept hairdo shows up in the middle of the night
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.12,0:17:22.95,Default,,0,0,0,,holding marriage registration papers,\Neven if she is beautiful,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.95,0:17:25.25,Default,,0,0,0,,ninety percent of guys will be on their guard, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.25,0:17:27.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, be one of the other ten percent, then!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.16,0:17:29.58,Default,,0,0,0,,It'll be fine - just open up!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.58,0:17:30.95,Default,,0,0,0,,JUST OPEN UP FOR A SEC!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.41,0:17:35.70,Default,,0,0,0,,When you insistently show up with the kind of\Ndetermination you have, it puts people off, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.79,0:17:40.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Open up! If you take me as your bride,\Nyou'll see for yourself!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.62,0:17:43.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd be a good wife, okay?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.08,0:17:45.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.20,0:17:54.58,Default,,0,0,0,,You rescued a crane...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.91,0:17:57.87,Default,,0,0,0,,So it's the customary practice...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.54,0:18:03.50,Default,,0,0,0,,to welcome the woman who shows up afterward...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.50,0:18:04.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Ouch!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.33,0:18:09.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.37,0:18:12.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It hurts! It hurts! Ouch! Ouch!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.12,0:18:16.12,Default,,0,0,0,,My fingers are caught in the door!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.12,0:18:22.29,Default,,0,0,0,,By the way, even if a pushy salesperson\Ngets their fingers caught in the door...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.12,0:18:29.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts...!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.87,0:18:27.16,Default,,0,0,0,,and even if that causes a long-lasting injury,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.16,0:18:29.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm the kind of guy who thinks\Nthere's no helping such a thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.75,0:18:35.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I get it. I get it. I'll pull my fingers out,\Nso just crack the door open a bit more.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.20,0:18:38.54,Default,,0,0,0,,That hurt!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.79,0:18:44.29,Default,,0,0,0,,You...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.75,0:18:46.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.08,0:18:48.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, the wound's really bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.37,0:18:50.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Open up and see for yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.70,0:18:52.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't want to see it.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.58,0:18:56.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm the very definition of damaged goods now!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.66,0:18:58.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going to make you pay my medical expenses!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.33,0:19:01.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Sign this note of assurance!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.50,0:19:05.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.58,0:19:06.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}MARRIAGE\N{\an4}REGISTRATION
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.83,0:19:15.91,Default,,0,0,0,,At this point, it's time for my last resort.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.37,0:19:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I get it. I understand, okay? I'm heading home,\Nso let me at least properly thank you first.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.50,0:19:26.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going to weave!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.04,0:19:31.16,Default,,0,0,0,,If you don't at least let me do that,\NI'll be violating the ways of my kin.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.50,0:19:42.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I've brought a collapsible loom with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.50,0:19:44.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Once I'm done weaving, I'll head home, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.25,0:19:51.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I may have said this and that,\Nbut when a man is served to this degree,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.33,0:19:54.04,Default,,0,0,0,,there can't be a single one who finds it unpleasant.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.66,0:19:57.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Furthermore, when someone actually lays eyes\Non a traditional crane cloth,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.54,0:20:02.29,Default,,0,0,0,,the product is so beautiful they can't help but want it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.20,0:20:04.58,Default,,0,0,0,,In addition...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.87,0:20:10.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Nowadays, that kind of brilliant\Nfamily-oriented skill is considered a plus.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.33,0:20:19.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep, you're a crane, alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.79,0:20:21.58,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right! So don't open the door!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.58,0:20:23.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't that supposed to be an unspoken agreement?!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.20,0:20:26.12,Default,,0,0,0,,What's with this guy?!\NHe must be messed up in the head!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.12,0:20:27.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I've had enough!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.54,0:20:29.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Kyaaa!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.00,0:20:36.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.04,0:20:41.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Good evening. What's the matter?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.70,0:20:43.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I've remembered...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.83,0:20:47.54,Default,,0,0,0,,About that strange rumor I mentioned this afternoon\Nthat I heard from a fellow bird friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.33,0:20:53.37,Default,,0,0,0,,These days, there's even a marriage-hunting\Ncommunity solely for birds, you see...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.37,0:20:58.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Birds will showily pretend that they're in trouble\Nin hopes that someone will come to their rescue.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.83,0:21:02.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Then when they ascertain that they've found\Na prominent man, they make their move.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.37,0:21:05.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Basically, I'm saying that there are\Nsome nasty hens out there!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.12,0:21:17.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Eye Pecking Realm Sponsored\N{\an5}Marriage-hunting Party\N{\an6}For Birds
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.16,0:21:18.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You're lucky to be a crane since you're able\Nto use the strategy of "the crane returns the favor."
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.50,0:21:22.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I wouldn't say that. It just failed me yet again.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.50,0:21:25.70,Default,,0,0,0,,There simply aren't any good men out there.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.70,0:21:29.04,Default,,0,0,0,,But, you know, it's really something that,\Non top of using that strategy,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.04,0:21:31.08,Default,,0,0,0,,you've also come to a marriage-hunting party.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.45,0:21:33.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't you think you're being a bit indiscriminate?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.00,0:21:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I place a lot of importance\Non the guy's annual income.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.25,0:21:42.29,Default,,0,0,0,,But, in truth, it's a turn off\Nif the guy's not a perceptive observer.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.62,0:21:43.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}MARRIAGE\N{\an5}REGISTRATION
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.87,0:21:45.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Aww...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.54,0:21:49.62,Default,,0,0,0,,What's the matter, Mr. Hozuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.04,0:21:54.29,Default,,0,0,0,,In short, she's an accident faker, isn't she?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.91,0:22:11.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Uso yo. Janakya naze koko ni tadoritsuku no?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.91,0:22:11.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}That's a lie. If not, why do you find your way here?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.20,0:22:18.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Enma-sama no mae de nao shira o kiru no ne
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.20,0:22:18.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Even in front of Lord Enma, you feign ignorance
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.75,0:22:24.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Baka ne. Dakedo sonna toko tamaranakute
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.75,0:22:24.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}You're an idiot. But I can't get enough of that aspect of you
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.95,0:22:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Teitaraku. Onaji tsumi kasanetsuzuketa
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.95,0:22:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}What a predicament. You continued to repeat the same sin
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.25,0:22:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Ii no? Yubikiri genman.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.25,0:22:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Is that alright? Pinky swear.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.87,0:22:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}(E?)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.87,0:22:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}(Huh?)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.75,0:22:43.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Gachi ni honto ni naru yo.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.75,0:22:43.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}It will seriously become reality.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.08,0:22:43.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}(Dogii!)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.08,0:22:43.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}(Startling!)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.04,0:22:50.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Tensei o matazu shounetsu no mama ni
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.04,0:22:50.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Without waiting for reincarnation, while still in the scorching heat
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.08,0:22:56.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Asa hiru eien ai o kushizashi narabete
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.08,0:22:56.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Morning, midday, and eternally skewer desires and line them up
Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.37,0:22:59.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Gutsu gutsu mou! Nie nie da yo
Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.37,0:22:59.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Already simmering! It's boiling
Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.54,0:23:02.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Yuuge wa jigoku de hot pot
Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.54,0:23:02.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Supper is a hot pot in Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.87,0:23:08.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Nita mono doushi ni oniai no oshioki
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.87,0:23:08.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}For people who are alike, a suitable punishment
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.08,0:23:12.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Juu juu achi! Koge koge da yo
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.08,0:23:12.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Sizzling hot! It's burned to a crisp
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.25,0:23:15.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Anata to jigoku de hotcake
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.25,0:23:15.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Hotcakes with you in Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.50,0:23:20.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Tokoyo no suna ni naru made
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.50,0:23:20.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Until they become forever-unchanging sand
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.91,0:23:27.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}NEXT TIME\N{\an4}ON HOZUKI'S\N{\an4}COOLHEADEDNESS...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.87,0:23:29.66,Default,,0,0,0,,There sure are all kinds of yokai in Hell, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.25,0:23:29.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}AND
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.66,0:23:32.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Like the Zashiki Warashi, Nekomata, and so on.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.62,0:23:31.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}BUT
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.00,0:23:33.41,Default,,0,0,0,,It appears Nurarihyon is here, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.54,0:23:35.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Him or the Nine-Tailed Fox, which is stronger?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.91,0:23:34.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}SO
Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.95,0:23:39.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder... If you're looking to  neglect your work,\NI'll feed you to the Nine-Tailed Fox, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.41,0:23:40.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}WE PRESENT:\N{\an7}SLIPPERY AS A CATISH\N{\an5}AND\N{\an4}GON GETS TO WORK
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.42,0:23:40.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}PLEASE ENJOY!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.58,0:23:40.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll work...