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Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the hood
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a blud
When santa came down
He asked with a sneer
"Yo, ho ho ho
have them ho hoes been here?"
I noticed his bag, it looked pretty full
So I pulled out my heat, popped a cap in his skull.
But to my surprise, he didn't go down
He pulled out a glock, and then went to town
When all the dust settled,
I was alive
And there was 'ol nick
Who was dead by my side
I ripped open his sack
And pulled out that junk
It came tumbling down
With a mighty big thunk
Then, to my surprise
When I took a look
It seemed that old santa
Was quite the mad crook
Inside of that sack
Lay a dozen coke bricks
A million greens
And a dynamite stick
Could he been a narc?
Nah, I said with a grin
There wasn't no wire
Laying 'neath his fat chin
So I scooped up the blow
And I took a nice whiff
Then I picked up my heat
And said "that's a nice gift!"