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Submitted on April 18, 2018 at 12:37 AM

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Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.75,0:00:08.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Tsutsun.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.12,0:00:12.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, what? You've been extremely assertive today, huh...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.33,0:00:17.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh? But you can do whatever you want to, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.00,0:00:19.41,Default,,0,0,0,,We're dating, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.62,0:00:21.79,Default,,0,0,0,,A-anything I want?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.12,0:00:22.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.08,0:00:26.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay then, is it okay if I bury my face\Ninto the back of your head?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.91,0:00:28.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait a second!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.66,0:00:31.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Tsutsui! Just what kind of pervert are you?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.41,0:00:32.79,Default,,0,0,0,,E-Ezomichi?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.79,0:00:36.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Until just now, I was your "wife"! You called me your wife!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.37,0:00:37.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.00,0:00:38.41,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right, Tsutsui!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.41,0:00:41.87,Default,,0,0,0,,And you said we could game all day today!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.87,0:00:43.04,Default,,0,0,0,,You too, Ito?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.04,0:00:45.16,Default,,0,0,0,,If you want to, Tsutsun, it's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.16,0:00:46.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you sure?! I can even bury my face?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.58,0:00:49.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Between me and that Iroha girl, who do you choose!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.16,0:00:53.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Y-you've got it all wrong! It's just that her hair is so soft!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.12,0:00:55.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You cheater!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.16,0:00:59.16,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Was that a dream?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.50,0:01:00.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Ouch.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.62,0:01:08.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, come to think of it, she was at my house...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.66,0:01:16.54,Default,,0,0,0,,What am I doing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.04,0:01:20.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I've been so weird lately.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.66,0:01:23.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going crazy. I can't keep going on like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.12,0:01:28.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh no. I'm sorry, Tsutsun, I fell...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.12,0:01:39.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, Tsutsun. See you tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.41,0:03:18.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}EPISODE 3\NABOUT THE TIME NORMIES\NMADE ME EVEN WORSE.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.62,0:03:15.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Tsutsui!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.29,0:03:18.45,Default,,0,0,0,,What's wrong? Why the long face?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.62,0:03:20.00,Default,,0,0,0,,No... It's nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.33,0:03:24.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go buy games today!\NC'mon, you said we'd go earlier.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.20,0:03:25.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Today, huh...?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.62,0:03:28.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I may have said something about going to see her today.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.00,0:03:29.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I see...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.87,0:03:30.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.83,0:03:33.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't worry about it! I'm okay going by myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.25,0:03:37.29,Default,,0,0,0,,This is the first time I've seen Ito looking so sad!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.12,0:03:40.54,Default,,0,0,0,,W-wait a second. I'll go! I'll go, I'll go!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.54,0:03:41.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? But...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.04,0:03:43.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm an idiot!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.45,0:03:46.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I was so happy that I got a girlfriend,\NI almost lost my one and only friend!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.95,0:03:48.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Get it together!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.20,0:03:49.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.20,0:03:51.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}S E R I O U S
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.62,0:03:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going home with Ito today. Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.91,0:03:54.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I see... Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.12,0:03:59.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Somehow, she seems kind of sad.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.70,0:04:06.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm glad I came here with you after all. Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.45,0:04:09.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry we haven't been hanging out\Nas much as before lately.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.54,0:04:12.04,Default,,0,0,0,,But, you're also very important to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.29,0:04:14.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Why in the world are you trying to watch out for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.83,0:04:17.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm fine as long as you're happy, Tsutsui.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.37,0:04:21.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Matter of fact, you can even talk\Nall about your love life, as much as you want!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.66,0:04:25.16,Default,,0,0,0,,No, if I start doing something like that,\Nyou can go ahead and punch me really hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.16,0:04:26.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.54,0:04:29.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Something about changing\Nand getting so happy is scary.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.00,0:04:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Since I am that kind of otaku,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.91,0:04:36.16,Default,,0,0,0,,and since I had a hard time with girls,\Nor more like since I've never been chosen as a partner,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.41,0:04:38.75,Default,,0,0,0,,could I really be this happy?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.62,0:04:41.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I kind of understand that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.20,0:04:44.70,Default,,0,0,0,,It's made things considerably worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.66,0:04:48.41,Default,,0,0,0,,One, two, three, four,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.41,0:04:51.66,Default,,0,0,0,,five, six, seven, eight...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.00,0:04:51.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.91,0:05:02.20,Default,,0,0,0,,My heart is throbbing... Dammit!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.41,0:05:08.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Banana...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.91,0:05:11.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.87,0:05:13.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa, Tsutsui?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.25,0:05:15.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Even though I'm touching her, my heart isn't throbbing.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.45,0:05:17.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me go! You're gross.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.62,0:05:23.08,Default,,0,0,0,,What's her problem? You even tried to help her up...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.08,0:05:27.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Nah, I'm used to it. When we did folk dancing\Nin the past, I often got that reaction.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.91,0:05:32.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Now that I think about it, that time...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.54,0:05:37.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe... something might have happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.87,0:05:39.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Tsutsun, let's go home!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.00,0:05:44.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Will you come with me to the electronics store today?\NI want to get new headphones, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.25,0:05:47.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, please go on ahead.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.62,0:05:50.04,Default,,0,0,0,,What's wrong? Do you have a fever or-
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.54,0:05:56.04,Default,,0,0,0,,S-sorry...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.04,0:05:59.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Just "sorry" doesn't tell me anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.00,0:06:00.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it something I did?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.08,0:06:01.95,Default,,0,0,0,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.12,0:06:03.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Then what?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.66,0:06:05.91,Default,,0,0,0,,It's nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.45,0:06:08.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. I'm done.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.41,0:06:16.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't possibly say that I was in the middle\Nof a day dream about you, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.16,0:06:19.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh, jeez!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.04,0:06:21.79,Default,,0,0,0,,The heck are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.54,0:06:24.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you're the one that fell.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.45,0:06:27.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Ishino! You gonna kill yourself or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.33,0:06:29.29,Default,,0,0,0,,What the hell? I'm not.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.54,0:06:33.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you're here by yourself in a classroom,\Nholding on to your knees.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.79,0:06:36.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry. I don't care after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.79,0:06:40.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Ishino... are you in love?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.45,0:06:46.08,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Why does someone you've never talked to\Nsuddenly have to tell you about their love life?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.08,0:06:47.70,Default,,0,0,0,,And with an otaku like you?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.25,0:06:53.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel humiliated myself! But I can't ask this to Ito,\Nand I don't have friends anyhow!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.70,0:06:58.08,Default,,0,0,0,,There is someone I like, at least.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.62,0:07:02.58,Default,,0,0,0,,If there's someone you like...\Ndoes it get kinda weird like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.08,0:07:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't move back! I'm seriously asking!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.08,0:07:10.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone that's in some kind of romantic relationship\Nprobably gets weird like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.75,0:07:11.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Like how?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.75,0:07:13.12,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you mean "like how"?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.33,0:07:17.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Like when you're in front of that person,\Nyour demeanor changes, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.16,0:07:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Like how?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.83,0:07:22.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Arisa, I don't want to go home right meow!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.29,0:07:24.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Meow, meow, meow...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.75,0:07:28.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I see, everyone's weird... I'm relieved.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.08,0:07:30.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Want me to do it one more time?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.70,0:07:31.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Nah, I'm good.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.91,0:07:34.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't really get it, but you should do your best.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.50,0:07:37.79,Default,,0,0,0,,You're a gloomy guy as it is,\Nso you already have that handicap.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.12,0:07:41.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Got it, I'll do my best. Thanks, Ishino.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.58,0:07:42.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.04,0:07:46.37,Default,,0,0,0,,He's a weirdo.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.75,0:07:49.75,Default,,0,0,0,,She's surprisingly nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.79,0:07:56.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I have student council today. Go ahead and leave.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.00,0:07:58.41,Default,,0,0,0,,She's pretty angry, huh...?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.95,0:08:00.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Wha-? Wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.41,0:08:06.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you understand the feelings\Nof a person who had their hand shaken off?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.12,0:08:12.83,Default,,0,0,0,,That was quite a shock.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.91,0:08:16.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't want to hold hands with Tsutsui!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.95,0:08:19.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I was completely fine until now, though...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.91,0:08:23.12,Default,,0,0,0,,You again?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.37,0:08:25.91,Default,,0,0,0,,You gonna kill yourself or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.20,0:08:27.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.87,0:08:33.75,Default,,0,0,0,,You're going out with that girl in Class C, aren't you?\NIs it not going well?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.45,0:08:36.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I might have lost her.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.66,0:08:40.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Only once was there a girl\Nwho would folk dance with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.95,0:08:41.83,Default,,0,0,0,,What the...?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.16,0:08:48.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Tsutsui... I think it might be better\Nif you cut your bangs a bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.58,0:08:49.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.50,0:08:50.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Wha-?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.12,0:08:52.58,Default,,0,0,0,,What?! Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.58,0:08:55.20,Default,,0,0,0,,If there's a girl you like,\Ntake better care of your appearance!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.20,0:08:57.16,Default,,0,0,0,,But why are you doing it here?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.16,0:09:00.16,Default,,0,0,0,,It's okay, it's okay, this is my specialty.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.16,0:09:02.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Those are craft scissors, though!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.20,0:09:04.29,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.83,0:09:08.83,Default,,0,0,0,,G-getting a haircut...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.95,0:09:11.83,Default,,0,0,0,,This person is mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.83,0:09:12.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't touch him.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.83,0:09:17.04,Default,,0,0,0,,You know...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.29,0:09:23.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know how cool you think your boyfriend is,\Nbut nothing like this would ever happen!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.20,0:09:28.91,Default,,0,0,0,,But if you know how Tsutsun is on the inside,\Nyou might come to like him, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.29,0:09:33.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Tsutsun, you don't let other people touch you either.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.33,0:09:38.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Do what you want.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.87,0:09:45.45,Default,,0,0,0,,That's great. Seems like you've found another girl\Nthat'll folk dance with you, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.00,0:09:49.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Folk-
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.62,0:09:50.45,Default,,0,0,0,,It's nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.54,0:09:56.91,Default,,0,0,0,,It's just like she says. There's no way\Nthings will end up like this with other people.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.37,0:09:58.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You are unique.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.04,0:10:00.54,Default,,0,0,0,,That isn't true.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.79,0:10:02.62,Default,,0,0,0,,It isn't true, Tsutsun.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.08,0:10:10.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I... I'm sorry. It upset me when I saw you with a girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.66,0:10:15.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm embarrassed. I even said "this person is mine"...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.95,0:10:18.70,Default,,0,0,0,,But it's because you've been\Nacting strange lately, Tsutsun.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.70,0:10:22.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought that up until now\Nyou'd been forcing yourself to go along with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.29,0:10:29.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I may have said a lot of selfish things...\NAnd I may have told a lot of lies.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.75,0:10:33.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you hate me now?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.70,0:10:41.41,Default,,0,0,0,,What is up with you? What in the world\Nare you even worrying about?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.25,0:10:44.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm the one who's insecure here.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.87,0:10:49.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I get so weird when I'm with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.79,0:10:53.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry I avoided you.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.79,0:11:13.33,Default,,0,0,0,,How has it been recently?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.33,0:11:14.12,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.12,0:11:15.79,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you mean "what"?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.79,0:11:17.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Do I have to tell you every single detail?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.70,0:11:19.16,Default,,0,0,0,,But I'm curious, you know!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.54,0:11:23.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Mom is so happy that you've finally become a normal boy!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.95,0:11:25.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I haven't become normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.95,0:11:27.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I was so very jealous of the lively high schoolers around here!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.33,0:11:28.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I got a girlfriend but just like always, Ito is my only friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.45,0:11:31.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Always saying "Hello Auntie!" no matter when I see them...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.70,0:11:31.75,Default,,0,0,0,,If I'm lumped in with those people that enjoy high school, that's a problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.20,0:11:35.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Mainly, lately the thoughts about\Nher may have gotten too serious,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.75,0:11:37.79,Default,,0,0,0,,and I don't know what to do anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.08,0:11:40.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Dammit... I'm becoming a normie quick.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.54,0:11:42.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that's not what I'm aiming for, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.25,0:11:43.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.83,0:11:45.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at that!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.12,0:11:45.83,Default,,0,0,0,,What the...?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.00,0:11:49.87,Default,,0,0,0,,It's "Patissier Prince!" I've liked watching it recently!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.00,0:11:49.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Today we'll make blancmange alla boscaiola...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.04,0:11:53.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Who cares? I hope all hot guy pâtissier explode.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.66,0:11:54.91,Default,,0,0,0,,They're not gonna do that!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.91,0:11:56.83,Default,,0,0,0,,As if princes explode...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.79,0:12:02.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Morning, Tsutsu- Oh...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.16,0:12:06.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Morning, Tsutsui!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.16,0:12:08.70,Default,,0,0,0,,M-morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.70,0:12:11.75,Default,,0,0,0,,What, are you starting early today\Nin your own little world?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.95,0:12:13.79,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it's just...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.12,0:12:16.91,Default,,0,0,0,,If you've already come this far, will you listen to me?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.00,0:12:21.00,Default,,0,0,0,,If I'm not firmly concentrating,\NI feel like this is what'll happen:
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.00,0:12:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,The aura of liking people\Nwill suddenly ooze through my pores!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.54,0:12:27.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Though I've been nothing\Nbut suspicious of them... Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.25,0:12:31.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Dammit. And I thought Ishino would understand for sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.91,0:12:35.54,Default,,0,0,0,,So you mean, your thoughts\Nconcerning Igarashi won't stop, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.79,0:12:37.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I suspect that would be it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.91,0:12:41.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't shake the feeling that this\Nisn't something I should express to her.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.37,0:12:44.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I've only communicated this towards 2D girls before.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.75,0:12:46.83,Default,,0,0,0,,If put it like that, then I might understand what you mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.83,0:12:51.45,Default,,0,0,0,,But Igarashi is 3D. That means\Nshe's not inside of a monitor.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.70,0:12:54.04,Default,,0,0,0,,You should express that to the actual person.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.25,0:12:55.16,Default,,0,0,0,,How do I do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.33,0:12:57.04,Default,,0,0,0,,H-How...?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.12,0:13:03.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry. There's something I want to watch on TV today.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.12,0:13:06.04,Default,,0,0,0,,That's unusual. What kind of thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.29,0:13:08.33,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a show called "Patissier Prince."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.58,0:13:10.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, that one with the hot guy, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.04,0:13:17.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}GLOOMY\N{\an4}GLOOMY
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.37,0:13:15.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Among the people on TV, if you take\Na look at them, they're more like 2.5D...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.58,0:13:17.29,Default,,0,0,0,,What is this feeling?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.45,0:13:20.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Something's great about a man cooking.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.45,0:13:21.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.25,0:13:29.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.87,0:13:31.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Not even I really know.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.45,0:13:32.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}Tsutsui, whose outlets for passion wanders
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.54,0:13:35.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Where am I really going with this?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.37,0:13:38.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it really the first time you've made this?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.45,0:13:41.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. It was enough to just look at a recipe site.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.50,0:13:42.75,Default,,0,0,0,,It's delicious.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.95,0:13:46.29,Default,,0,0,0,,This is as unexpectedly skillful as the figure, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.41,0:13:48.70,Default,,0,0,0,,What is with this cozy atmosphere?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.70,0:13:50.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, invite Ishino, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.00,0:13:55.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I wanted to apologize to you for the other day!\NThat was really rude.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.25,0:13:56.91,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't have to worry about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.50,0:14:02.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, it's good that a beauty like you\Ngot all agitated about an otaku like him.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.33,0:14:03.91,Default,,0,0,0,,You sure are open-minded.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.37,0:14:06.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. Ishino is a good person.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.95,0:14:09.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean we invited her to something like this and she came.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.79,0:14:11.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}OTAKU
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.20,0:14:11.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}HATED BY GIRLS
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.54,0:14:11.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}CAT EARS
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.12,0:14:16.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, for me, if it seems like\Nit'll be fun in that moment I'll go.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.41,0:14:18.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't you make friends, Igarashi?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.00,0:14:20.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Haven't you heard?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.62,0:14:23.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Because I sleep around\Nand steal people's boyfriends and stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.95,0:14:25.62,Default,,0,0,0,,But that's just a misunderstanding, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.87,0:14:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,In general, people that sleep around don't get so crazy about otaku like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.79,0:14:32.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Uh..uh... Hey, now...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.29,0:14:33.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't need friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.54,0:14:37.12,Default,,0,0,0,,After all, I'm moving to another school in half a year.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.08,0:14:40.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-what about you, Ishino?\NHow's it been with the person you like lately?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.04,0:14:43.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh, you're talking about me?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.08,0:14:47.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'm just doing things like normal,\Nbut maybe we've moved forward a step!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.04,0:14:47.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.00,0:14:50.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I-Is that so?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.33,0:14:52.91,Default,,0,0,0,,There are so many different methods, Tsutsun.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.66,0:14:54.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You must like him.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.70,0:14:57.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah! He's so cool!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.54,0:14:59.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Hey, hey, Shun-kun...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.25,0:14:59.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.87,0:15:02.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}The ramen shop we went to the other day was really yummy!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.83,0:15:02.25,Default,,0,0,0,,He really is cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.25,0:15:04.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Yeah, it was. That seafood soup was to die for!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.25,0:15:04.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Next time, I want to put a lot of fish meal on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.75,0:15:04.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Her expression is different...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.58,0:15:06.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I hope it goes well for her.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.58,0:15:06.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Oooh, that sounds good!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.54,0:15:06.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Right? I wanna eat that!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.91,0:15:11.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm jealous of everyone... Love looks like fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.62,0:15:15.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Fun... Fun, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.87,0:15:17.87,Default,,0,0,0,,There are a lot of struggles too, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.25,0:15:21.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Love has many emotions\Nthat feel like they can't be explained.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.16,0:15:24.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I want Ito to know these feelings soon, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.91,0:15:29.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, did you bake cookies because\Nof that conversation yesterday?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.58,0:15:31.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe just because of that...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.54,0:15:33.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks. I'm happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.25,0:15:37.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Hug...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.45,0:15:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}HUG...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.04,0:15:40.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh no.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.04,0:15:42.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know if I'll be able to keep my cool about this...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.00,0:15:46.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Tsutsui, who turns to dating sims in order to understand a woman's mind
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.95,0:15:50.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}Maiko\N{\an5}Sorry... I decided to date my senpai...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.96,0:15:50.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry... I decided to date my senpai.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.08,0:15:50.91,Default,,0,0,0,,But why?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.91,0:15:54.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I did the thoroughly suggestive things,\Nso which choice was wrong?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.20,0:15:58.54,Default,,0,0,0,,A woman's mind is too difficult!\NIt's a game, but I'm still shocked!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.41,0:16:01.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Because I'll be transferring schools in half a year.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.62,0:16:06.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Well... will I just get mad when we break up?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.62,0:16:13.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}I wonder where\N{\an4}in the world\N{\an5}my energy is\N{\an5}going to go, then...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.00,0:16:12.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder where in the world\Nmy energy is going to go then...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.79,0:16:16.66,Default,,0,0,0,,And I still don't know about when to call her.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.50,0:16:22.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Really, I don't understand that boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.58,0:16:27.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Tsutsui, are you trying to move on to a new genre?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.62,0:16:29.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Like maybe an otaku guy in a girls' dating sim?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.00,0:16:31.79,Default,,0,0,0,,What's that? It sounds lame.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.20,0:16:33.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Arisa!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.54,0:16:34.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Shun-kun!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.41,0:16:38.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Arisa, you're cute, just like a dog!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.62,0:16:39.50,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.29,0:16:41.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Lend me some money.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.45,0:16:44.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait a sec, 'kay? I wonder how much I have...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.95,0:16:46.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't that type of thing bad?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.29,0:16:51.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I don't think this is something\Nwe should interfere with, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.16,0:16:53.33,Default,,0,0,0,,But... I see. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.00,0:16:58.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Igarashi?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.83,0:17:01.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I knew it! This is Igarashi from class C.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.04,0:17:04.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I know. You're well-known for a lot of things, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.66,0:17:08.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Igarashi is a really good person!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.50,0:17:11.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't know me that well, do you?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.41,0:17:15.04,Default,,0,0,0,,That's true... But I can understand that\Nfrom just talking to you a bit!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.04,0:17:17.45,Default,,0,0,0,,That's great, Arisa! You're making more friends!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.66,0:17:19.29,Default,,0,0,0,,We are not friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.29,0:17:20.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.45,0:17:23.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Right! She said she doesn't need friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.12,0:17:25.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Bye. See you at school.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.08,0:17:26.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, see you tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.29,0:17:32.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Tsutsui, you're really amazing\Nwhen you get into something.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.41,0:17:33.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You've got an inquiring mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.87,0:17:37.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Even now, I don't really get how\Nto show my affection towards you.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.66,0:17:38.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.41,0:17:40.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It's kinda good for when things get all pent up.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.58,0:17:43.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait... What did I say just now?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.91,0:17:46.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Seriously?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.08,0:17:49.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. I forgot that I left another girls' clothes in my room, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.37,0:17:52.25,Default,,0,0,0,,She noticed, but she didn't say anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.25,0:17:54.37,Default,,0,0,0,,For real, Ishino is so convenient!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.37,0:17:56.29,Default,,0,0,0,,She's real put-together, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.83,0:18:01.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I hate when people are saying cruel things!\NLet's go over there, Tsutsui!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.25,0:18:02.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Y-yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.25,0:18:07.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I-Ishino!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.16,0:18:10.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm an idiot, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.00,0:18:13.16,Default,,0,0,0,,You're wondering why I like someone like that, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.50,0:18:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I can say "Even so, I still like him" and end this, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.83,0:18:20.25,Default,,0,0,0,,When it comes to the type of person,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.45,0:18:22.66,Default,,0,0,0,,other people can think whatever they want, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.62,0:18:26.54,Default,,0,0,0,,When it's the type of love\Nthat has people wondering why,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.54,0:18:30.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I think that if it makes you happy, then that's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.08,0:18:31.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}The type of love\N{\an7}that has people\N{\an4}wondering why
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.87,0:18:35.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Man, and she gives me money,\Nso it's hard to break it off, ya know!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.87,0:18:38.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Good thing she's a stupid girl, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.25,0:18:39.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go, Ishino.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.91,0:18:41.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.95,0:18:45.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}SMASH
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.87,0:18:49.25,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you doing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.25,0:18:51.54,Default,,0,0,0,,What you're saying and what you're doing are different!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.70,0:18:53.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh... I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.62,0:18:55.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I couldn't really hold myself back.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.79,0:18:58.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry! I'm really not trying to intervene or anything!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.79,0:19:00.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I personally just got really pissed off.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.87,0:19:04.16,Default,,0,0,0,,If you're happy, Ishino, I think it's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.16,0:19:05.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.20,0:19:12.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you think I'm stupid too, Tsutsui?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.04,0:19:17.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I understand the feeling you have\Nof liking someone that much.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.20,0:19:22.87,Default,,0,0,0,,But, in a manga or a game, people like that\Nare not good characters in general.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.41,0:19:30.41,Default,,0,0,0,,You listened to my problems. The Ishino that\Nsimply listened to someone like me, is a good person.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.91,0:19:34.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't want you to get the bad ending....\Nis what I'm thinking.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.20,0:19:38.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, but we gotta go chase after her.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.95,0:19:44.04,Default,,0,0,0,,You broke up?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.37,0:19:47.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah. After all that, he was really mad.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.41,0:19:51.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Should... I go apologize to him?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.20,0:19:55.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm okay with this.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.00,0:19:59.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, don't cry! It's really distressing!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.20,0:20:00.91,Default,,0,0,0,,A hanky, a hanky!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.87,0:20:06.33,Default,,0,0,0,,But I'm not happy! Not at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.08,0:20:12.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I couldn't think something like "Even so, I'm happy!"
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.70,0:20:14.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright! We're going to the roof!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.58,0:20:16.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.91,0:20:20.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Plain\N{\an5}Powdered sugar\N{\an6}Chocolate\N{\an6}Strawberry
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.41,0:20:20.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I made cheesecake and donuts for today.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.62,0:20:24.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Plain
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.37,0:20:23.79,Default,,0,0,0,,The sweets are... sinking in.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.50,0:20:30.00,Default,,0,0,0,,When you eat sweets, the secreted serotonin\Nis effective for calming and stress reduction.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.00,0:20:31.33,Default,,0,0,0,,It's good to eat a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.12,0:20:33.04,Default,,0,0,0,,You've got something...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.95,0:20:39.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Up to now I haven't been the slightest bit jealous\Nthat Tstusui is your boyfriend,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.87,0:20:42.00,Default,,0,0,0,,but right now I'm jealous!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.00,0:20:46.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Why are there only honest girls like this around me?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.29,0:20:49.83,Default,,0,0,0,,It's okay. Ishino isn't a good judge of character,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.20,0:20:53.91,Default,,0,0,0,,but she's great at finding\Nthe good things in people, for sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.00,0:20:57.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Something else will surely appear, so it's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.91,0:21:04.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I really don't get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.91,0:21:05.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Huh? Um... I don't have female friends...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.12,0:21:07.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder what I should do.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.12,0:21:07.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I know that!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.33,0:21:11.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I understand people's emotions even less now. But...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.58,0:21:16.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Today, at any rate, I'm kinda glad I'm a bit of a normie.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.12,0:21:18.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Tsutsui, the strawberry one is delicious, too!