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Submitted on April 11, 2018 at 05:32 AM

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Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.37,0:00:11.29,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll be moving in half a year due to my dad's job.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.08,0:00:14.41,Default,,0,0,0,,It'll be for a short while, but I look forward to it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.83,0:00:21.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Half a year... Am I ultimately just wasting time?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.08,0:00:23.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Congrats, Tsutsui!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.79,0:00:26.54,Default,,0,0,0,,This is great! This is really great!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.54,0:00:28.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Uh, yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.91,0:00:30.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Tsutsun.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.25,0:00:36.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go home together.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.54,0:00:44.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Bring on the everlasting explosions!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.04,0:02:20.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}EPISODE 2\N{\an4}ABOUT THE TIME MY CHASTITY\N{\an1}WAS IN A PERDICAMENT.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.91,0:02:21.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Is Igarashi seriously dating Tsutsui?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.62,0:02:24.33,Default,,0,0,0,,N-no way, she's with that gloomy guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.87,0:02:27.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't talk badly about my boyfriend.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.12,0:02:34.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-what are you doing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.04,0:02:37.08,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Did I say something weird?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.33,0:02:39.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a gloomy guy! That's okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.54,0:02:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I just hate it when attention is drawn to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.33,0:02:46.50,Default,,0,0,0,,But they say whatever they want\Neven though they don't know anything about you...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.83,0:02:47.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I hate that.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.08,0:02:55.91,Default,,0,0,0,,But that's okay. It's always been that way.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.41,0:02:57.33,Default,,0,0,0,,But...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.00,0:03:01.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder if that's her way of really dating someone.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.54,0:03:08.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Tsutsun.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.62,0:03:11.20,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you doing on Sunday?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.50,0:03:12.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, Sunday?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.87,0:03:15.25,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a release date for a game\Nso I'll be at the electronics store.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.25,0:03:16.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.33,0:03:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Then you'll be gaming the whole day after that?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.95,0:03:19.87,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.91,0:03:22.20,Default,,0,0,0,,That's boring.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.58,0:03:24.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.25,0:03:33.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I've been in line since morning, but I've finally got it...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.70,0:03:52.33,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you doing on Sunday?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.00,0:03:55.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Was I perhaps... being invited?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.37,0:03:57.66,Default,,0,0,0,,That's boring.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.08,0:04:01.75,Default,,0,0,0,,And when she's bored... is this what happens?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.08,0:04:03.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Game over.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.12,0:04:09.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Dammit. I knew it...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.20,0:04:29.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You're gonna break the window!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.91,0:04:33.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I missed you so I came here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.29,0:04:40.33,Default,,0,0,0,,But we can see each other at school tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.83,0:04:44.04,Default,,0,0,0,,We can't call it dating if we only meet at school.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.08,0:04:46.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that so...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.79,0:04:52.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay then, what's your definition of "dating"?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.50,0:05:00.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought I didn't care if you were serious or not,\Nbut this really might be impossible after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.70,0:05:08.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't have the patience of those other guys,\Nso hanging out while dating...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.33,0:05:10.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't understand the conditions of that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.25,0:05:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Tsutsun, come with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.12,0:05:29.58,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you intending to do?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.83,0:05:33.79,Default,,0,0,0,,It's alright if you can understand\Nthat you and I are seriously dating, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.79,0:05:35.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.16,0:05:48.45,Default,,0,0,0,,This is my first time.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.95,0:05:52.12,Default,,0,0,0,,No way!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.50,0:05:53.37,Default,,0,0,0,,What is this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.37,0:05:56.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Suddenly it's just the two of us in a locked room\Nas if this is some manga or anime or something!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.83,0:05:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no, no, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.20,0:06:00.87,Default,,0,0,0,,If we do it, you'll understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.25,0:06:04.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait a second!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.16,0:06:24.62,Default,,0,0,0,,This type of thing...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.62,0:06:28.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't it something we do when\Nwe get to know each other better?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.29,0:06:33.25,Default,,0,0,0,,By the way, if this is really your first time,\Nyou have to value yourself more.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.66,0:06:36.95,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you mean? Is that how it is in manga and stuff?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.16,0:06:39.16,Default,,0,0,0,,There is a genre like this, I think!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.54,0:06:41.16,Default,,0,0,0,,But this is real life.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.33,0:06:43.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}THOUGHTS                                                                          REALITY
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.70,0:06:52.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait a minute, I'm gonna go google it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.37,0:06:53.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Google what?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.79,0:06:55.87,Default,,0,0,0,,This is my first time, you know...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.45,0:06:59.29,Default,,0,0,0,,It doesn't seem like now is very different than I thought.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.12,0:07:03.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't make light of the chastity of an otaku,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.12,0:07:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,they have their own dreams and ideals.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.45,0:07:09.33,Default,,0,0,0,,If we do something like this now,\Nneither of us will understand anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.04,0:07:13.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Tsutsun!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.25,0:07:21.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I just... wanted to talk properly.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.25,0:07:24.00,Default,,0,0,0,,That's all I wanted...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.00,0:07:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}PHARMACIST'S OFFICE
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.16,0:07:29.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}PRESCRIPTION\N{\an6}DROP OFF
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.33,0:07:29.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Take care!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.83,0:07:31.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Internal Medication\N{\an5}Tsutsui Mitsuru\N{\an5}2 week supply\N{\an5}1 x a day after breakfast\N{\an5}Coniel 4mg\N{\an5}Micardis 40mg
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.00,0:07:43.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't understand anything about her...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.66,0:07:46.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, Doctor.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.41,0:07:49.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello. How are you feeling?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.33,0:07:51.66,Default,,0,0,0,,That person...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.33,0:07:52.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Doing well, thanks to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.45,0:07:55.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm glad to hear that. Well then, take care.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.08,0:08:00.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}PERSCRIPTION DROP OFF
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.58,0:08:01.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey... please wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.79,0:08:02.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.75,0:08:04.37,Default,,0,0,0,,U-uh, I-
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.20,0:08:07.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Iroha Igarashi! Do you know her?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.58,0:08:16.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Of what relation is Igarashi to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.62,0:08:20.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Her boyfriend... probably.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.37,0:08:22.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.25,0:08:28.41,Default,,0,0,0,,On Sunday, I saw you and her walking together.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.70,0:08:29.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.08,0:08:33.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh crap... If this guy is her preferred boyfriend,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.45,0:08:38.08,Default,,0,0,0,,then that clearly makes me a creepy\Nself-professed boyfriend stalker!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.20,0:08:41.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I see...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.95,0:08:44.45,Default,,0,0,0,,You mean you want to know\Nthe relationship between us.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.50,0:08:48.12,Default,,0,0,0,,We are not dating.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.29,0:08:50.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Th-then, are you just messing around with her?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.50,0:08:52.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, no, that isn't it...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.16,0:08:55.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, but, I don't think it's something I can bluntly s-
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.37,0:08:58.37,Default,,0,0,0,,It's an indefinable relationship?! Is that what it is?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.16,0:09:00.91,Default,,0,0,0,,You sure are annoying.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.29,0:09:04.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I saw her here! She was by herself, crying!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.95,0:09:08.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Please treat her properly.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.70,0:09:11.75,Default,,0,0,0,,"Properly?" Aren't you her boyfriend?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.08,0:09:14.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Why aren't you saying "please break it off"?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.54,0:09:17.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Because it looks like she'd definitely\Nbe happier going out with you!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.83,0:09:20.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You can tell by looking at me, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.62,0:09:23.50,Default,,0,0,0,,There's no way I have the skill to fight you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.37,0:09:28.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You're useless, aren't you? Weak...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.54,0:09:32.25,Default,,0,0,0,,She doesn't need someone like that on her side.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.62,0:09:38.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm telling you, I know that!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.58,0:09:41.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I hope all good-looking normie doctors explode!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.95,0:09:46.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder what you have to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.12,0:09:53.70,Default,,0,0,0,,What kind of story does someone tell,\Nwho goes home and leaves a girl all alone?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.70,0:09:55.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll properly apologize for that later!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.66,0:09:57.45,Default,,0,0,0,,More importantly...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.75,0:09:59.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Break up with that doctor!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.50,0:10:03.87,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you know, Tsutsun?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.83,0:10:07.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I saw you and that doctor walking around town...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.54,0:10:12.08,Default,,0,0,0,,And also, I happened to run into him\Nat the hospital yesterday.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.33,0:10:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You've been messing around with him!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.20,0:10:20.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.50,0:10:24.08,Default,,0,0,0,,You got curious about that, huh, Tsutsun?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.25,0:10:29.00,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right. That person is my boyfriend.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.29,0:10:32.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I also lied about being a virgin...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.33,0:10:35.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry. People like you are just so interesting...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.79,0:10:42.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Which is also a lie.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.50,0:10:46.83,Default,,0,0,0,,That person is my family doctor.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.00,0:10:51.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I... have a serious illness.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.00,0:10:58.50,Default,,0,0,0,,This is completely beyond my capacity...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.00,0:11:01.25,Default,,0,0,0,,What do I do about that?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.04,0:11:03.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I have a serious illness.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.50,0:11:07.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I am no match for this...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.29,0:11:09.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I hate you, Ezomichi!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.16,0:11:13.95,Default,,0,0,0,,You're always so selfish, you don't understand\Nthe common sense of the human world,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.95,0:11:15.91,Default,,0,0,0,,and I'm tired of being together with you!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.91,0:11:21.50,Default,,0,0,0,,And I've been burdened\Nwith this magical mission... I'm tired of it!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.66,0:11:25.95,Default,,0,0,0,,But, Irori, I thought only you would be\Nthe only one always on my side!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.45,0:11:31.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Iroha!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.95,0:11:32.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Tsutsun?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.16,0:11:35.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll always be on your side!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.16,0:11:36.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know what illness it is, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.00,0:11:39.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I will protect you and always watch over you!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.50,0:11:40.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I should explain.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.08,0:11:43.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Last night, after Tsutsui watched our movie,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.87,0:11:47.83,Default,,0,0,0,,in order to rouse himself up,\Nhe stayed up all night playing a hero game.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.83,0:11:51.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Because of that, his condition is an ultimate hero high!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.00,0:11:51.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}TSUTSUI STATUS\N{\an6}"HERO HIGH"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.75,0:11:55.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Tsutsun... aren't you being a kinda narcissistic right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.33,0:11:56.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.58,0:11:58.91,Default,,0,0,0,,What I said yesterday was all a lie.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.91,0:11:59.62,Default,,0,0,0,,A lie?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.95,0:12:02.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I go to the hospital, but it's just for asthma.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.79,0:12:03.95,Default,,0,0,0,,You...!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.75,0:12:05.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.20,0:12:09.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You were thinking a lot about me in your own way, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.20,0:12:12.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.66,0:12:13.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.95,0:12:17.50,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you here for today?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.50,0:12:19.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't cure any love sickness, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.83,0:12:20.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm so sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.75,0:12:26.16,Default,,0,0,0,,The thought that you're her asthma doctor,\NI was so embarrassed I thought I'd bleed with shame!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.16,0:12:27.08,Default,,0,0,0,,You mean "burn".
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.37,0:12:29.16,Default,,0,0,0,,So you talked with her about things?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.25,0:12:30.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.16,0:12:34.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Speaking of Igarashi,\Ndid you know that her birthday is next week?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.95,0:12:35.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.12,0:12:39.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I only realized it when I was updating\Nher medical records yesterday.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.20,0:12:42.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You seem poorly informed so I'm telling you that.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.91,0:12:45.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll pretend I didn't hear what you just said.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.25,0:12:46.37,Default,,0,0,0,,What, why?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.54,0:12:48.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I don't know anything at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.00,0:12:50.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know what to do for her birthday.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.08,0:12:52.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.45,0:12:55.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't you think a birthday\Nthat isn't celebrated by your lover is sad?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.83,0:12:58.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I..I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.41,0:13:01.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I've only ever celebrated them in internet games.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.45,0:13:06.58,Default,,0,0,0,,If that's the truth, then you don't know anything about her.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.95,0:13:10.62,Default,,0,0,0,,U-um, what does she like?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.62,0:13:11.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.95,0:13:13.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.95,0:13:15.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm busy so that's it for now.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.29,0:13:19.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh..what do I do?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.95,0:13:25.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, do you like sweets?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.37,0:13:27.87,Default,,0,0,0,,If it's chocolate, it's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.87,0:13:29.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't like cream and stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.29,0:13:31.83,Default,,0,0,0,,So cake is no good either.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.33,0:13:33.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.83,0:13:35.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd like to come to your house.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.83,0:13:36.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.54,0:13:39.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm home...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.20,0:13:44.62,Default,,0,0,0,,H-Hikari's brought a girl?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.04,0:13:46.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice to meet you.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.50,0:13:48.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-who the heck are you?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.54,0:13:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Tsutsui-kun and I are dating. I'm Iroha Igarashi.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.91,0:13:56.08,Default,,0,0,0,,You're... da... ting?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.50,0:13:57.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go upstairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.00,0:13:59.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Please pardon me!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.04,0:14:01.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Mom, I can't believe this!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.12,0:14:06.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Please... Please treat Hikari well!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.29,0:14:09.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.58,0:14:11.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I've seen ones like these on TV!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.16,0:14:13.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Just sit wherever.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.50,0:14:16.29,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.70,0:14:23.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I was thinking this is nice. This side of you where you\Ndon't hide yourself at all or put up a front.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.45,0:14:29.91,Default,,0,0,0,,N-not really... I already don't hide anything\Nor put up a front, and I'm used to this so...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.37,0:14:33.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I know! Show me the anime you like.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.25,0:14:34.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.08,0:14:38.29,Default,,0,0,0,,It's always with you, right? That girl that rides the broom.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.25,0:14:42.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Why are you always doing such bad things?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.33,0:14:46.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Because I'm very fond of all of your sad faces!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.41,0:14:49.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I'm going to make you cry with all my might!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.50,0:14:51.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I won't let you do that!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.41,0:14:56.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}With my magic, I will make the smiles of the world bloom!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.20,0:14:56.16,Default,,0,0,0,,So this girl can use magic, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.91,0:14:57.91,Default,,0,0,0,,That's nice...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.41,0:15:00.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Me too...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.58,0:15:03.58,Default,,0,0,0,,In junior high, I thought that while watching this.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.95,0:15:06.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Tsutsun, you're gross! You lolicon!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.54,0:15:09.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Still watching anime even though\Nyou're old enough to know better, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.62,0:15:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}They've bloomed!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.33,0:15:19.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Thinking about it, I feel like she's always been\Nopen-minded towards me from the beginning.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.58,0:15:38.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I just wanted to touch your hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.45,0:15:44.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't know this sensation of another person until now.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.45,0:15:48.95,Default,,0,0,0,,You've felt it. You've felt a kiss many times.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.12,0:15:51.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Y-you're that abrupt?! I don't really remember!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.62,0:15:52.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that so?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.70,0:16:01.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Move away a bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.79,0:16:02.62,Default,,0,0,0,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.70,0:16:16.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I-I interrupted something, didn't I?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.58,0:16:20.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Why did you bring a whole cake?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.87,0:16:23.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Birthday?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.70,0:16:27.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Her b-b-b-b-b-b...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.41,0:16:29.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder what you should do too...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.95,0:16:31.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Right?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.29,0:16:33.04,Default,,0,0,0,,But look! They say this a lot:
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.04,0:16:35.08,Default,,0,0,0,,"It's the thought that counts!"
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.29,0:16:37.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Tsutsui, you're good at drawing, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.66,0:16:40.45,Default,,0,0,0,,The pictures I draw only make people feel gross!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.37,0:16:43.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I can make clay figures!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.95,0:16:49.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll say this in advance, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.58,0:16:53.62,Default,,0,0,0,,this can't be made on short notice\Nwith just a normal amount of concentration.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.91,0:16:54.91,Default,,0,0,0,,That's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.08,0:16:57.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll show you the power of concentration\Nforged through gaming.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.58,0:17:00.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Let's start!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.70,0:17:07.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Tsutsun, did you lose weight or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.83,0:17:11.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh... Lately... I've been staying up and gaming all night...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.37,0:17:14.29,Default,,0,0,0,,If you don't take it easy, it's bad for your body!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.37,0:17:18.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it done?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.75,0:17:19.87,Default,,0,0,0,,It's done!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.12,0:17:22.00,Default,,0,0,0,,We did it in time...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.12,0:17:24.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice work, Tsutsui! I'll wrap it up!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.33,0:17:26.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks, Ito.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.75,0:17:29.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Hikari!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.75,0:17:30.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.83,0:17:32.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I got these, so use them!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.50,0:17:35.75,Default,,0,0,0,,What're they for, an amusement park?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.75,0:17:36.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.91,0:17:38.66,Default,,0,0,0,,And you got them from who, now?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.66,0:17:39.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.58,0:17:41.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Ma, don't tell me you paid for these yourself...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.79,0:17:44.79,Default,,0,0,0,,It's fine! That doesn't matter!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.79,0:17:50.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Please, don't get more eager than I am. It's awkward.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.79,0:17:55.91,Default,,0,0,0,,An amusement park?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.70,0:18:00.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go! Not after school, but let's go right now!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.45,0:18:03.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Now? Are you being serious? My credits...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.62,0:18:04.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Tsutsun!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.66,0:18:08.54,Default,,0,0,0,,There are a lot of things in life\Nthat are more important than credits, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.95,0:18:12.12,Default,,0,0,0,,You're... unusually energetic today, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.87,0:18:18.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.70,0:18:22.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Something wrong, Tsutsun?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.83,0:18:27.54,Default,,0,0,0,,No...Thinking about it, I haven't been\Nto an amusement park since elementary school...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.75,0:18:31.33,Default,,0,0,0,,My eyes aren't use to so much shine...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.83,0:18:35.45,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right... this is what\Nan amusement park is like, right...?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.83,0:18:38.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Tsutsun, you're weird!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.66,0:19:01.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's ride that one next, Tsutsun!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.91,0:19:07.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Shining salmon below!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.95,0:19:11.00,Default,,0,0,0,,What is this...?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.41,0:19:13.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Like I'm floating... floating...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.95,0:19:16.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Tsutsun.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.62,0:19:17.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Here.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.16,0:19:20.37,Default,,0,0,0,,How do you feel?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.08,0:19:23.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm already okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.45,0:19:25.16,Default,,0,0,0,,It's fine, take your time.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.37,0:19:28.12,Default,,0,0,0,,No... I'm wasting time.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.70,0:19:33.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Then let's ride that one!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.20,0:19:34.70,Default,,0,0,0,,If you go to an amusement park it's the standard-
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.70,0:19:36.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Roller coaster, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.70,0:19:40.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Tsutsun, are you thinking\NI'm a demon or something like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.41,0:19:46.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.00,0:19:50.00,Default,,0,0,0,,We made time to come here\Nand I can't ride anything but this...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.37,0:19:53.00,Default,,0,0,0,,What? This is a lot of fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.41,0:20:00.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Your birthday.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.87,0:20:01.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.04,0:20:05.41,Default,,0,0,0,,You knew?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.66,0:20:08.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Can I open it?!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.16,0:20:11.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Just so you know, it's not something I bought,\Nso it's no big deal...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.20,0:20:14.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, it's really...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.12,0:20:22.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Is this me?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.70,0:20:26.25,Default,,0,0,0,,You made this? Amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.50,0:20:30.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a sorceress now!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.70,0:20:35.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you. I'm really happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.50,0:20:38.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I will always absolutely cherish this.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.87,0:20:45.45,Default,,0,0,0,,At any rate, it sure is cute.\NIs this how cute I appear to you, Tsutsun?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.91,0:20:46.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.37,0:20:49.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You're also using magic.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.20,0:20:53.25,Default,,0,0,0,,When I'm with you, amazing things constantly happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.12,0:20:59.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I've definitely always had\Neternal bad luck in a place like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.91,0:21:01.50,Default,,0,0,0,,But, you...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.41,0:21:11.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Half a year...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.62,0:21:13.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I hate that.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.04,0:21:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Her going away...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.20,0:21:19.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I hate that.