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Submitted by cummy on December 2, 2021

  Handjob Wizard

Ever since I was a young boy  
 I've played with the silver balls  
 From Soho down to Brighton  
 I must have played 'em all  
 But I ain't seen nothing like him  
 In any amusement hall  
 That deaf, dumb and blind kid  
 Sure gives a mean Handjob

He stands like a statue  
 Becomes part of the D  
 Feeling all the bumps  
 Always jerking clean  
 He plays by intuition  
 The dick just cums and falls  
 That deaf, dumb and blind kid  
 Sure gives a mean Handjob

He's a Handjob wizard  
 There has got to be a twist  
 A Handjob wizard's  
 Got such a supple wrist

How do you think he does it? I don't know  
 What makes him so good?

Ain't got no distractions  
 won’t make no lovers and sperm cells  
 Don't see no police lights a-flashin'  
 Jerks by sense of smell  
 Always gives another  
 Never seen him cum  
 That deaf, dumb and blind kid  
 Sure gives a mean Handjob

I thought I was  
 The McDonalds dumpster king  
 But I just handed  
 My Handjob crown to him

Even on my favorite table  
 He can beat my best  
 His disciples lead him in  
 And he just does the rest  
 He's got crazy flicking fingers  
 Never seen him fall  
 That deaf, dumb and blind kid  
 Sure gives a mean Handjob