Handjob Wizard
Ever since I was a young boy
I've played with the silver balls
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played 'em all
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure gives a mean Handjob
He stands like a statue
Becomes part of the D
Feeling all the bumps
Always jerking clean
He plays by intuition
The dick just cums and falls
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure gives a mean Handjob
He's a Handjob wizard
There has got to be a twist
A Handjob wizard's
Got such a supple wrist
How do you think he does it? I don't know
What makes him so good?
Ain't got no distractions
won’t make no lovers and sperm cells
Don't see no police lights a-flashin'
Jerks by sense of smell
Always gives another
Never seen him cum
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure gives a mean Handjob
I thought I was
The McDonalds dumpster king
But I just handed
My Handjob crown to him
Even on my favorite table
He can beat my best
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's got crazy flicking fingers
Never seen him fall
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure gives a mean Handjob