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Submitted by cummy on January 20, 2022

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AITA for beating the absolute shit out of my gf for being a f... (Text)

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Basically I started dating this girl 3 days ago and this evening we were both on our phones scrolling. I realized she was scrolling Twitter and asked for her @. Anyways she gave me the @ and when I went on her page I couldn't believe my yes.  


She was pansexual.

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I'm not talking for every chef out there but I like to keep vaginal fluid OFF my pans. I was just about to tell her my rules when I saw she had a furry pfp. I was like "Emily are you a furry?" and when she said yes I gagged her and beat the absolute shit out of her. I tied her up and threw her in my basement.

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Details are blurry bc happened two days ago but I woke up to a rotting smell one day and completely forgot that my ex gf is in the basement.  


Redditors, I shared my story so I could apologize for almost having sex with a furry.  


I told this story to my parents and they called the police. Anyways looks like the cops are gonna have a laugh at my parents, but I'm still wondering, AITA?