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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.50,0:00:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigoku wa... Jigoku wa... Jigoku wa...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.50,0:00:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Hell is... Hell is... Hell is...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.79,0:00:07.95,Default,,0,0,0,,We're here to get you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.95,0:00:09.58,Default,,0,0,0,,When did this happen?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.45,0:00:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.45,0:00:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.25,0:00:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Daiseikyou!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.25,0:00:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Packed with customers!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.50,0:00:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.50,0:00:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.25,0:00:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sore mita koto ka!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.25,0:00:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,There, you see that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.50,0:00:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Hansei da!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.50,0:00:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.70,0:00:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A! Sumi kara sumi made ban ban ban ban
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.70,0:00:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! From corner to corner, bam, bam, bam, bam,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.12,0:00:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Tanoshii na
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.12,0:00:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,This is so much fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.58,0:00:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A!! Nantsutte!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.58,0:00:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! Just kidding!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.20,0:00:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Shinde Enma ni okorareru
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.20,0:00:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You die and Enma yells at you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.83,0:00:37.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Kitto hidoi ga tameni naru
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.83,0:00:37.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I know it's harsh, but it's for your own good.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.37,0:00:39.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Anata gotoki ga kodawaru na
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.37,0:00:39.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You have no right to be choosy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.91,0:00:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sora o miagerya hikarigoke!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.91,0:00:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Look up at the sky and see glowing moss!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.25,0:00:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Shindara kitto
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.25,0:00:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Dying must be
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.37,0:00:50.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Taihen da
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.37,0:00:50.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Really tough!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Sore wa anata! Shidai desu!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}That depends on you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}Taihen da
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an3}Really tough!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.29,0:00:57.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chimimouryou tte zettai kakenai!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.29,0:00:57.58,Default,,0,0,0,,There’s no way I could write 魑魅魍魎!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.58,0:01:01.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.58,0:01:01.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.50,0:01:02.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Daiseikyou!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.50,0:01:02.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Bursting with excitement!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.75,0:01:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.75,0:01:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.50,0:01:07.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chou atsui!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.50,0:01:07.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Super hot!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.75,0:01:11.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.75,0:01:11.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.58,0:01:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chou samui!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.58,0:01:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Super cold!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.79,0:01:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.79,0:01:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.79,0:01:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sore mita koto ka!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.79,0:01:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,There, you see that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.08,0:01:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Hansei da!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.08,0:01:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.25,0:01:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A! Sumi kara sumi made ban ban ban ban
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.25,0:01:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! From corner to corner, bam, bam, bam, bam,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.41,0:01:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Tanoshii na
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.41,0:01:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,This is so much fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.16,0:01:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A!! Nantsutte!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.16,0:01:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! Just kidding!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.58,0:01:37.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs18}Note: Shiro is singing "Giza Giza Heart no Komoriuta" by The Checkers (1983).
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.70,0:01:50.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I was a wild one, even as a child.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.75,0:01:53.58,Default,,0,0,0,,When I was just 15, they called me hooligan.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.87,0:01:56.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Lullaby, lullaby, time to say goodnight!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.91,0:01:58.95,Default,,0,0,0,,My broken, jagged heart sings!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.20,0:02:01.58,Default,,0,0,0,,A little lullaby!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.91,0:02:02.08,Default,,0,0,0,,You sure love that song.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.08,0:02:04.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I love every song!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.79,0:02:07.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Still, I wonder what happens when people turn 15.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.95,0:02:10.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs18}Note: Referring to "15 no Yoru" by Yutaka Ozaki (1983).
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.95,0:02:10.00,Default,,0,0,0,,There's that "A Night at 15" song too...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.25,0:02:13.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess it's just represents\Nthat angsty teenager phase.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.79,0:02:17.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Say, Mr. Hozuki, were you angsty when you were 15?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.62,0:02:20.20,Default,,0,0,0,,15 in human years?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.20,0:02:22.70,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not an age that has ever applied to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.20,0:02:25.12,Default,,0,0,0,,But you mean my adolescence, I assume?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.12,0:02:28.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Were you an honor student? I bet you were, Mr. Hozuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.75,0:02:30.95,Default,,0,0,0,,He does seem like he'd get good grades.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.37,0:02:33.58,Default,,0,0,0,,But... but you know...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.58,0:02:34.75,Default,,0,0,0,,he might surprise us.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.54,0:02:42.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}In Those Days You Were Angsty
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.62,0:02:57.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}NICE TO\N{\an5}MEAT YOU
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.58,0:02:54.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-wh-what...?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.75,0:03:00.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I asked you...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.25,0:03:02.66,Default,,0,0,0,,to say it again.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.87,0:03:07.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Or you could give me your tearful apology\Nbefore the branch goes into your eye.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.66,0:03:09.70,Default,,0,0,0,,However you wish to interpret my request.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.25,0:03:13.91,Default,,0,0,0,,OKAY, I'M SORRY!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.91,0:03:16.16,Default,,0,0,0,,For what? Sorry for what?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.41,0:03:18.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you apologizing because someone's\Nshoving your eye at a tree?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.00,0:03:22.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Be more specific-why are you\Napologizing, Pompom Head?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.95,0:03:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry for calling you an orphan\Nand throwing rocks at you! Please forgive me!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.54,0:03:40.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You're scary, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.25,0:03:44.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Uzu, Yomogi. Good morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.37,0:03:48.33,Default,,0,0,0,,So I guess you don't like being called an orphan.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.00,0:03:51.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't mind being called what I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.00,0:03:55.12,Default,,0,0,0,,What I don't like is when people\Nuse that as a reason to mock me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.91,0:03:59.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Sometimes when you've identified an enemy,\Nyou pull out all the stops.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.08,0:04:01.75,Default,,0,0,0,,You may be right.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.08,0:04:04.08,Default,,0,0,0,,You've gotten angsty.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.54,0:04:07.41,Default,,0,0,0,,You used to be a little cuter.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.04,0:04:09.91,Default,,0,0,0,,If you ask me...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.91,0:04:14.54,Default,,0,0,0,,You are by far the more angsty one, Uzu.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.62,0:04:13.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}SKULL
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.37,0:04:14.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}SKULL\N{\an1}SKULL
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.50,0:04:15.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}SKULL\N{\an5}SKULL\N{\an1}SKULL
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.70,0:04:15.91,Default,,0,0,0,,How do you figure?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.12,0:04:19.83,Default,,0,0,0,,YOU have gotten angsty, or rather, angstiER.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.25,0:04:21.12,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.79,0:04:24.87,Default,,0,0,0,,The way you obviously style your hair\Nin an attempt to get girls, for instance.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.87,0:04:29.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Wha-! I'm making no attempts!\NI just fiddled with it for a minute!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.12,0:04:32.91,Default,,0,0,0,,There's no way that takes less than an hour.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.83,0:04:36.79,Default,,0,0,0,,When I see that skull, I remember...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.79,0:04:41.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}That song of yours that reeks\Nof having been written with a specific girl in mind.\NWhen I see that skull, I remember...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.25,0:04:45.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Wha-! I wasn't writing it FOR anyone!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.87,0:04:49.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not even interested in girls! Or dating!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.16,0:04:52.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, if we don't hurry\Nto the learning center, we're gonna be late.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.87,0:04:56.37,Default,,0,0,0,,But we have a test today. What a drag.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.58,0:04:59.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Then let's skip it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.25,0:05:01.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, well this is unusual.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.58,0:05:02.79,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.33,0:05:08.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I hear there's an auction\Nin the marketplace this afternoon.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.95,0:05:13.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Auction? You like that stuff, Hozuki?\NBut you don't have money.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.91,0:05:17.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Apparently they'll be selling a cursed iron club.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.20,0:05:20.58,Default,,0,0,0,,That's the auction they're having at the BLACK market!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.75,0:05:24.79,Default,,0,0,0,,You seem like such an honest guy,\Nand yet you know all about these things.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.66,0:05:27.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not interested in the auction.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.33,0:05:31.50,Default,,0,0,0,,But I would like to see that club.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.95,0:05:35.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You always did like those rare tools and appliances.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.54,0:05:39.54,Default,,0,0,0,,If you ever got enough money,\NI could see you being an obsessive collector.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.83,0:05:41.25,Default,,0,0,0,,But I like this idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.25,0:05:42.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go. I want to see it, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.95,0:05:43.70,Default,,0,0,0,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.12,0:05:44.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.37,0:05:46.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I'M not going!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.95,0:05:48.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm going to class!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.95,0:05:52.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay. Tell them we're out sick.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.79,0:05:55.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't come crying to me, when you go there, and...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.91,0:05:58.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, if you don't want to come, you don't have to.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.45,0:06:02.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You two have always been like this!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.20,0:06:03.75,Default,,0,0,0,,So you're following us.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.91,0:06:05.95,Default,,0,0,0,,If you're coming, let's all go together.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.54,0:06:20.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, they're selling enchanted swords with dark pasts!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.08,0:06:23.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}BARGAIN PRICE\N{\an7}DEMON SWORD THAT HAS\N{\an4}ABSORBED THE BLOOD\N{\an4}OF MANY MONSTERS\N{\an4}850,000 YEN -* 450,000 YEN\N{\an5}CURSED BLADE THAT'S\N{\an5}DRIVEN 45 HUMANS MAD!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.09,0:06:23.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}850,000 YEN
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.75,0:06:23.58,Default,,0,0,0,,And at reduced prices.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.95,0:06:28.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I find it somewhat sad that enchanted swords\Nare getting so much easier to come by.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.33,0:06:32.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I have an enchanted sword...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.83,0:06:35.00,Default,,0,0,0,,But it's just a lame old replica.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.20,0:06:39.37,Default,,0,0,0,,My old man's all, "It's good enough for a kid!"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.79,0:06:42.62,Default,,0,0,0,,My parents say I'm too young.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.62,0:06:46.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, your mom is kind of a worrywart.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.83,0:06:50.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't have any money, so I don't have any weapons.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.08,0:06:53.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd like one, someday.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.08,0:06:56.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, is that it?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.33,0:06:57.79,Default,,0,0,0,,The auction house.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.79,0:07:00.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}BACK ENTRANCE\N{\an8}AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.16,0:07:03.58,Default,,0,0,0,,The back entrance.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.04,0:07:05.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Nobody's here.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.62,0:07:06.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, let's go inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.87,0:07:09.29,Default,,0,0,0,,What?! Why is that your immediate course of action?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.66,0:07:23.91,Default,,0,0,0,,There are things here that obviously\Nshould not be sold to anyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.54,0:07:28.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Because there's no system in place\Nto regulate these kinds of transactions.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.37,0:07:30.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure they'll come up with one in the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.04,0:07:35.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Monster!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.25,0:07:36.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Look who's talking.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.58,0:07:40.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, it's just a mirror.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.50,0:07:41.62,Default,,0,0,0,,This...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.87,0:07:43.75,Default,,0,0,0,,looks like a magic mirror.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.04,0:07:44.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.79,0:07:47.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Specifically one that reflects a monster's true form.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.08,0:07:53.54,Default,,0,0,0,,If we could upgrade its functions,\Na mirror like this could be rather useful.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.41,0:07:55.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.95,0:07:59.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Where's that cursed iron club we came here to see?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.12,0:08:02.08,Default,,0,0,0,,What kind of club is it, anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.08,0:08:04.16,Default,,0,0,0,,It should look like an ordinary club.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.83,0:08:07.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, let's just look at it and get out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.16,0:08:09.79,Default,,0,0,0,,H-hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.83,0:08:13.37,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you bet it's this?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.37,0:08:19.16,Default,,0,0,0,,So what's so great about it?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.37,0:08:22.37,Default,,0,0,0,,It was made by compressing together\Nwell-used torture devices
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.25,0:08:26.62,Default,,0,0,0,,from the Indian and Chinese organizations known as hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.54,0:08:30.83,Default,,0,0,0,,And they say no amount of use will ever dull its spikes.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.29,0:08:36.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Apparently this club chooses its wielder.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.62,0:08:39.12,Default,,0,0,0,,And if it does not accept you, you will find yourself...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.00,0:08:42.95,Default,,0,0,0,,the victim of countless accidents\Nin which you step or sit on its spikes.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.04,0:08:47.20,Default,,0,0,0,,That's anticlimactic but definitely sounds painful.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.58,0:08:52.00,Default,,0,0,0,,On the other hand, if it does accept you as its master,\Nit's supposed to fit in your hand like a glove.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.33,0:08:55.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Having one of these would make me so cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.20,0:08:58.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, now I've seen it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.04,0:08:59.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.20,0:09:04.33,Default,,0,0,0,,But is it really a good idea to put something\Nthat cursed up for auction?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.66,0:09:10.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, they probably should find someone\Nwho can use it and leave it with them.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.20,0:09:13.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, let's go! Come on, hurry!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.70,0:09:15.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.45,0:09:17.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.20,0:09:21.66,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you think you're doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.75,0:09:26.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Bro! What's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.45,0:09:28.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Pardon our intrusion. We'll be on our way.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.70,0:09:30.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Bro!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.91,0:09:34.04,Default,,0,0,0,,That's him! The guy that was strangling me!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.50,0:09:37.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh... it's the pompom head.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.45,0:09:41.25,Default,,0,0,0,,So you're the orphan brat that was\Npicking on my kid brother!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.25,0:09:43.54,Default,,0,0,0,,And he's a good-for-nothing that got himself sacrificed!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.54,0:09:45.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Get him, Bro!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.29,0:09:48.37,Default,,0,0,0,,You better do something about that messed up head\Nof yours before you go badmouthing other people!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.37,0:09:49.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you really want to look like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.08,0:09:53.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't call it a messed up head!\NIt sounds like you mean something else!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.41,0:09:57.45,Default,,0,0,0,,You can leave your orphan friend,\Nor all get pounded together! Take your pick!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.45,0:09:59.08,Default,,0,0,0,,What was that, Messed-Up Head?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.08,0:10:00.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't call me messed up!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.04,0:10:04.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Orphan... orphan... orphan... orphan...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.70,0:10:02.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Calm down, Uzu!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.00,0:10:04.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You're in no position to comment on people's hair!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.20,0:10:20.29,Default,,0,0,0,,BRO!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.29,0:10:21.79,Default,,0,0,0,,My hair!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.58,0:10:25.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Spare us! Spare us!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.66,0:10:30.75,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll give you anything you see here! Anything you want!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.16,0:10:33.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.45,0:10:34.58,Default,,0,0,0,,What's the matter?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.37,0:10:36.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Thinking about your angsty past?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.50,0:10:38.16,Default,,0,0,0,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.62,0:10:40.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't do anything worth mentioning.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.33,0:10:43.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I always made sure to go to my lessons.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.00,0:10:46.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I wasn't much different than I am now.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.58,0:10:49.20,Default,,0,0,0,,So he WAS an honor student.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.54,0:10:51.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that figures.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.87,0:10:53.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.87,0:10:58.20,Default,,0,0,0,,In my experience, the less someone\Ntalks about their past...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.29,0:11:01.00,Default,,0,0,0,,the less you want to know.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.95,0:11:05.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}RECORDS ROOM 1
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.95,0:11:09.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}RECORDS ROOM 1
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.00,0:11:20.20,Default,,0,0,0,,There's something in one of the Lesser Hells\Nthat I just can't stop thinking about.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.50,0:11:22.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Where did this come from?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.95,0:11:32.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Dr. Bird Head
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.37,0:11:35.75,Default,,0,0,0,,In the Iron Hook Realm...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.91,0:11:38.50,Default,,0,0,0,,there are six giant pots.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.62,0:11:43.54,Default,,0,0,0,,The fourth of these pots is called Razor-Edged Wig.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.54,0:11:45.25,Default,,0,0,0,,While the deceased boil inside it...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.25,0:11:51.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}INSULT\N{\an8}INSULT\N{\an4}INJURY\N{\an5}INSULT
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.54,0:11:51.25,Default,,0,0,0,,We administer the additional torture\Nof a wig lined with sharp blades.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.12,0:11:54.62,Default,,0,0,0,,That's... really something.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.62,0:11:59.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I just happened to remember it, because you were\Ntalking about having your hair cut
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.95,0:12:01.95,Default,,0,0,0,,and getting it cut too short and the like.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.95,0:12:03.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, right...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.66,0:12:08.16,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you have to do to get sent there again?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.16,0:12:11.54,Default,,0,0,0,,You have to justify the killing of a monk-in-training.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.54,0:12:16.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Evil priests who kill their followers\Nin the name of ritual cleansing, for example,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.91,0:12:18.41,Default,,0,0,0,,fall into this category.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.70,0:12:23.54,Default,,0,0,0,,People like them don't deserve to grow hair.\NThey deserve to grow blood on their heads.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.62,0:12:26.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Balance is truly restored.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.16,0:12:29.00,Default,,0,0,0,,What does "grow blood" mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.00,0:12:34.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe to the boss, anything that's coming\Nfrom the head is "growing" from it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.33,0:12:38.00,Default,,0,0,0,,May your hair scatter to the wind,\Nbarely leaving a strand! BAREly a strand!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.29,0:12:41.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Is he coming off an all-nighter or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.50,0:12:43.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Happens all the time. Don't worry about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.12,0:12:46.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Just get used to it. He's basically a good person.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.33,0:12:50.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}BAM BAM BAM BAM\N{\an5}WHRRRRRRRRRR\N{\an5}GRRRAAAKKAKKAKA\N{\an5}VRM VRM VRM VRM
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.04,0:12:51.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Enough of this racket! Is that\Nthe Engineering Department again?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.20,0:12:54.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Go tell them, if they're going to work\Non something loud to work on it outside!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.79,0:12:57.33,Default,,0,0,0,,They're disturbing everyone\Nwith all those indoor explosions!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.91,0:13:03.54,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a department that makes\Nthe torture devices we use in Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.33,0:13:09.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I, myself, dabble in pharmaceuticals,\Nand buy pre-made torture devices to see how they work.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.16,0:13:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,But the ones who specialize in that kind of research\Nare in the Engineering Department.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.00,0:13:21.29,Default,,0,0,0,,We buy all our clubs and axes in bulk from a\Nspecialty store that caters directly to the Offices of Enma.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.83,0:13:26.37,Default,,0,0,0,,But there are some unique appliances that we only need\Na few of, and we make each of those ourselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.12,0:13:35.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Constantly upgrading our devices, building new ones,\Nand keeping them all properly maintained.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.62,0:13:36.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}WINNER!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.45,0:13:41.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}VILE\N{\an5}SLUDGE
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.00,0:13:39.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Take the Vile Sludge we use\Nin the Howling Realm, for example.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.00,0:13:41.37,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a poison.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.00,0:13:44.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Anything it's applied to will burn and melt off.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.54,0:13:47.83,Default,,0,0,0,,There's also the spiked metal plates\Nwe use in the Fire Wig Realm,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.83,0:13:50.91,Default,,0,0,0,,the special meals we use\Nin the Groundless Hope Realm,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.91,0:13:53.37,Default,,0,0,0,,the distinctive rope we use in Black Cord Hell,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.95,0:13:59.29,Default,,0,0,0,,the furnaces and custom-made cauldrons\Nfor each realm, and so on, and so forth.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.62,0:14:04.12,Default,,0,0,0,,The Engineering Department made\Nthat bladed wig in the Iron Hook Realm.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.37,0:14:06.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Like a Hollywood FX team.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.70,0:14:10.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Note: An engineer from the Edo Era who invented an electrostatic\N{\an8}generator called the Elekiter.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.71,0:14:10.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Incidentally, one of our engineers is a Mr. Hiraga Gennai.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.70,0:14:12.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Viva l'Elekiter!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.41,0:14:13.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.45,0:14:14.83,Default,,0,0,0,,We figured he'd be there.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.70,0:14:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Kasha, the giant cat on our Welcoming Committee,\Nhad his bike modded there.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.37,0:14:23.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.16,0:14:26.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Somebody's making an awful racket out there.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.62,0:14:28.54,Default,,0,0,0,,What is all that noise?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.54,0:14:31.70,Default,,0,0,0,,That would be the Engineering Department\Nwe were just talking about.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.20,0:14:34.50,Default,,0,0,0,,They're a bunch of obsessive inventors.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.50,0:14:36.91,Default,,0,0,0,,So sometimes they'll do some research...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.12,0:14:39.70,Default,,0,0,0,,then get building right there in the reference room.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.04,0:14:43.95,Default,,0,0,0,,If they take their rule-breaking too far,\Nthen they are successfully demoted
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.95,0:14:48.04,Default,,0,0,0,,to the Dung Beetle Department,\Nwhere they create the supply for the Realm of Excreta.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.29,0:14:50.50,Default,,0,0,0,,W-we have a department for that?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.50,0:14:51.50,Default,,0,0,0,,We do.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.33,0:14:57.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Hell's dung beetles are studying every day\Nto create the very worst excreta.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.62,0:14:59.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Karauri, what's excreta?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.70,0:15:00.91,Default,,0,0,0,,It's poop!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.33,0:15:05.25,Default,,0,0,0,,The environment is generally too harsh\Nto employ demons, but if you see one there,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.25,0:15:08.75,Default,,0,0,0,,you know he did something to deserve it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.37,0:15:15.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Knowing full well they might be sent THERE...\Nthose engineers must be really devoted to their work.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.16,0:15:17.04,Default,,0,0,0,,They're weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.04,0:15:21.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, we do have a habitual repeat offender.\NHe's probably our culprit this time, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.08,0:15:24.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}REFERENCE ROOM 1
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.20,0:15:28.41,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, you're all wrong! That part's 2kg heavier,\Nso we need to reinforce it!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.41,0:15:30.91,Default,,0,0,0,,We do not! It's better if it's lighter!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.08,0:15:32.08,Default,,0,0,0,,You fool!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.41,0:15:33.66,Default,,0,0,0,,A real pro...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.66,0:15:36.79,Default,,0,0,0,,would never compromise on any creation!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.95,0:15:36.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}HEART OF AN ARTSIE
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.83,0:15:46.12,Default,,0,0,0,,How many times have I told you\Nthat a REAL pro works in his workshop?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.33,0:15:48.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you trying to be a three-time dung-returnee?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.45,0:15:50.50,Default,,0,0,0,,"Dung-returnee"?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.12,0:15:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,That's what we call those who have gone to\Nand returned from the Dung Beetle Department.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.83,0:15:58.08,Default,,0,0,0,,But sometimes they're treated as heroes.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.33,0:16:04.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Incidentally, my old friend Uzu here,\Nis a two-time dung-returnee.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.08,0:16:06.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Uzu?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.25,0:16:07.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Him.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.75,0:16:10.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Uzu.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.00,0:16:13.41,Default,,0,0,0,,When I delivered his transfer notice...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.41,0:16:16.37,Default,,0,0,0,,You green-blooded turd-face!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.37,0:16:20.45,Default,,0,0,0,,He called me names, but... YOU are the turd-face.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.08,0:16:22.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I replied.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.41,0:16:26.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine, Chief of Staff! But like, I've told you a thousand\Ntimes... the workshop is too far from the reference room!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.20,0:16:29.66,Default,,0,0,0,,The reference room is for all departments!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.66,0:16:31.54,Default,,0,0,0,,And what were you making, anyway?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.70,0:16:34.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I seriously doubt that thing has anything\Nto do with your job!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.29,0:16:36.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, stay back or it could hurt you!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.54,0:16:43.79,Default,,0,0,0,,We were wondering if we\Ncould make a mechanical Hell minion.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.95,0:16:45.75,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a bishojo robot, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.20,0:16:54.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Yomogi's always telling me not to do stuff, but he actually\Nliked this idea. So we're just trying it, that's all!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.70,0:16:58.04,Default,,0,0,0,,So it's finally happened. You've started this "research."
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.41,0:17:03.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I always knew that pairing a mecha geek\Nwith an otaku would eventually lead to this.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.16,0:17:04.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Then quit complaining!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.83,0:17:06.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course we're gonna try it at least once!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.33,0:17:09.33,Default,,0,0,0,,There's one thing I cannot abide...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.29,0:17:17.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}WHAT TO LOOK FOR\N{\an5}IN BRA FORMS
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.75,0:17:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,If you're going to research androids,\Nyou should focus on the technology!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.16,0:17:17.50,Default,,0,0,0,,But you gave up on that\Nand started focusing on its giant breasts!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.75,0:17:21.45,Default,,0,0,0,,That's the part that requires\Nthe MOST technology, amateur!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.50,0:17:28.00,Default,,0,0,0,,BRA
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.95,0:17:25.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I think the bigger problem is her face.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.00,0:17:27.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder if they'd let me design one.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.08,0:17:30.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I tell you, this guy is crazy!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.41,0:17:34.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I tell him that a smaller chest is better, but he...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.45,0:17:38.41,Default,,0,0,0,,You're not entirely right in the head yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.62,0:17:43.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't know your old friends worked\Nin the Engineering Department, Mr. Hozuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.37,0:17:45.62,Default,,0,0,0,,They do.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.91,0:17:49.54,Default,,0,0,0,,And they're constantly trying to make things\Nthat have nothing to do with work.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.75,0:17:52.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Now wait a minute, we do our job!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.16,0:17:56.95,Default,,0,0,0,,See? A new torture weapon: the Giant Striped Mosquito.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.20,0:18:01.87,Default,,0,0,0,,We could make a robot based on the mosquito,\Nor use selective breeding to create real giant mosquitos.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.87,0:18:03.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Which would you prefer?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.91,0:18:07.50,Default,,0,0,0,,He's the type of guy that's just asking\Nfor Mother Nature's revenge.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.87,0:18:11.79,Default,,0,0,0,,But that is how culture and medicine\Nhave advanced through the years.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.29,0:18:14.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, that's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.16,0:18:18.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Progress comes from crazy people\Ndoing damn crazy things.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.70,0:18:22.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Believe it or not, he's actually\Nmuch more restrained than he used to be.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.25,0:18:26.75,Default,,0,0,0,,He's always been useless at reading and writing.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.04,0:18:31.50,Default,,0,0,0,,But he could fix things without breaking a sweat.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.50,0:18:36.37,Default,,0,0,0,,He's always liked new things, so he'd tinker\Nwith machines from the Mundane World,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.16,0:18:40.54,Default,,0,0,0,,and crush up all kinds of poisonous plants\Nto mix them together.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.79,0:18:46.62,Default,,0,0,0,,The way he dabbles in so many things,\Nyou might say he's like another Da Vinci.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.29,0:18:50.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I was the first guy to pick up a Blu-ray player, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.08,0:18:52.41,Default,,0,0,0,,The Engineering Department.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.00,0:18:55.50,Default,,0,0,0,,They develop poisons, too, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.04,0:18:58.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that safe?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.37,0:19:01.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, we have a specialist to deal with chemicals.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.33,0:19:03.37,Default,,0,0,0,,But I do have a license.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.91,0:19:06.00,Default,,0,0,0,,After failing the test 14 times.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.04,0:19:08.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Talk about a dangerous engineer...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.70,0:19:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,He makes one dangerous thing after another,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.41,0:19:18.04,Default,,0,0,0,,so I always have Yomogi fine tune them\Nbefore I decide whether or not we can use them.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.54,0:19:21.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that's pretty much how things have always been.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.75,0:19:26.29,Default,,0,0,0,,The model engineers' ideas can't always compete\Nwith those of the idiots.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.58,0:19:29.45,Default,,0,0,0,,So even he is a valuable asset.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.54,0:19:37.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}IRON CANINE
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.50,0:19:34.83,Default,,0,0,0,,He was on the team that developed the Iron Dog\Nwe use in the Realm of Mincemeat.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.54,0:19:37.50,Default,,0,0,0,,He's a pretty big deal!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.95,0:19:40.70,Default,,0,0,0,,But his behavior being what it is...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.08,0:19:43.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Dung-returnee?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.62,0:19:44.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.29,0:19:47.08,Default,,0,0,0,,He'll want to make a G*ndam,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.95,0:19:50.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Or a Death *tar all of a sudden.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.25,0:19:54.79,Default,,0,0,0,,What? I'd get Hiraga Gennai to help!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.00,0:19:56.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Gennai isn't all powerful!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.66,0:20:01.58,Default,,0,0,0,,The Death *tar is a weapon the American government\Ndeclared they would never make!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.75,0:20:03.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd like to see one, but forget about it!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.83,0:20:07.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Says the guy with blood as cold and black\Nas Lord Vader's!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.79,0:20:10.33,Default,,0,0,0,,YOU'RE the one who's more restrained!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.70,0:20:13.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You were so much angstier in the past.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.00,0:20:16.41,Default,,0,0,0,,You were the angsty one.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.87,0:20:22.41,Default,,0,0,0,,YOU'RE the guy who was into cursed items\Nwith dark pasts. You still are.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.41,0:20:24.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I admit I'm an avid collector.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.75,0:20:27.16,Default,,0,0,0,,He's a bit of a collector, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.29,0:20:29.45,Default,,0,0,0,,But he lives in another dimension from you.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.04,0:20:31.50,Default,,0,0,0,,The second dimension, specifically.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.50,0:20:37.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, if you come up\Nwith any new forms of torture, let me know.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.33,0:20:39.79,Default,,0,0,0,,You won't have to go through him or any committee.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.79,0:20:42.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Getting authorization is too much of a pain.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.04,0:20:44.45,Default,,0,0,0,,If you don't mind getting injured, do whatever you like.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.37,0:20:48.62,Default,,0,0,0,,And tell me if you need any toys repaired. I'll do it for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.62,0:20:49.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.00,0:20:51.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Can you make new toys?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.95,0:20:53.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I sure can.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.54,0:20:54.25,Default,,0,0,0,,What about clothes?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.50,0:20:58.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, girls' clothes would be difficult.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.70,0:21:03.20,Default,,0,0,0,,But I can make jewelry, armor,\Nor fake mustaches or wigs.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.87,0:21:09.37,Default,,0,0,0,,If your lust for invention is really too much for you,\Ntry making the perfect earplugs.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.41,0:21:13.70,Default,,0,0,0,,We've gotten complaints\Nabout all the noise you're making.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.16,0:21:17.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I know my warnings won't stop you.\NSo make some earplugs.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.87,0:21:20.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Then distribute them to each\Nof our departments free of charge.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.58,0:21:21.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Why should we?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.16,0:21:25.33,Default,,0,0,0,,He's right. Maybe we should just do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.87,0:21:27.50,Default,,0,0,0,,We are the ones in the wrong here.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.75,0:21:30.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.16,0:21:31.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.87,0:21:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You should make one special set.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.41,0:21:39.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}RECORDS ROOM 1
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.37,0:21:43.75,Default,,0,0,0,,What is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.20,0:21:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it for me?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.66,0:21:49.54,Default,,0,0,0,,A wig with earplugs.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.87,0:21:54.08,Default,,0,0,0,,To reduce your stress while you're working.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.37,0:22:06.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Omoi no Naraku ni ochita aware na futari wa
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.37,0:22:06.12,Default,,0,0,0,,A pitiful couple has fallen into a hell of emotions.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.29,0:22:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Taemanu ku ni sainameru muken o samayou
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.29,0:22:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Tormented by incessant suffering, they wander the interminable pit.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.58,0:22:20.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Going down the Sanzu-River
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.04,0:22:24.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}She goes maze with her dear
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.50,0:22:29.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Kudaredo kudaredo utsushiyo,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.50,0:22:29.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Down, down they go, still never reaching the mundane,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.16,0:22:32.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Higan e wa tsukanu
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.16,0:22:32.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Never reaching the longed-for far shore.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.79,0:22:42.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Mujou o sakate ni totchatte, eien no tawamure
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.79,0:22:42.54,Default,,0,0,0,,A trick of eternity, using our emotionlessness against us.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.58,0:22:48.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Koko wa doko kana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.58,0:22:48.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Alas, where are we?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.33,0:22:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Of course, the hell)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.33,0:22:50.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Koko wa doko kana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.33,0:22:50.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Alas, where are we?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.00,0:22:54.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Endooi Nirvana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.00,0:22:54.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Estranged Nirvana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.75,0:22:54.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Oh! What the hell)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.12,0:22:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Saite koso hana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.12,0:22:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}It's the blooming that makes a flower
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.33,0:22:59.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(I wish to hell)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.66,0:23:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Chiru wa iwazu mo ga na
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.66,0:23:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Of course its petals will scatter.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.58,0:23:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(My Dear... I show)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.58,0:23:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Hate made yukimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.58,0:23:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Let us go to the very edge
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.87,0:23:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Twilight... You know)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.87,0:23:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Koi to wa shosen mushou
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.87,0:23:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Love has no gender, after all
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.16,0:23:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Oh Dear... My soul)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.16,0:23:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Saa, tomo ni yukimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.16,0:23:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Come, let us pass on together
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.83,0:23:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Fate, as I trow)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.83,0:23:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Koi e to ochimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.83,0:23:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Let us fall to our love
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.95,0:23:28.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}NEXT TIME\N{\an5}ON HOZUKI'S
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.96,0:23:28.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}COOLHEADEDNESS...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.83,0:23:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,The Seven-Colored Eight-Trigram\Nbattle reaches critical mass!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:28.95,0:23:29.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}AND
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.58,0:23:34.12,Default,,0,0,0,,What will become of the destroyed Angel Ultramarine?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.83,0:23:32.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}BUT
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.12,0:23:36.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Next time on Maniacal Minion Mages: Chinese Angels.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.58,0:23:35.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}SO
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.41,0:23:39.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Without you, the world will be covered in Kyonshi!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.45,0:23:41.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}WE PRESENT:\N{\an4}HOPPING VAMPIRE
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.46,0:23:41.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}PLEASE ENJOY!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.08,0:23:40.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Please enjoy!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:07.20,1:00:08.45,Default,,0,0,0,,you know he did something to deserve it.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:07.70,1:00:09.33,Default,,0,0,0,,These are all jobs for the Engineering Department.