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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.50,0:00:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigoku wa... Jigoku wa... Jigoku wa...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.50,0:00:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Hell is... Hell is... Hell is...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.79,0:00:07.95,Default,,0,0,0,,We're here to get you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.95,0:00:09.58,Default,,0,0,0,,When did this happen?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.45,0:00:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.45,0:00:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.25,0:00:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Daiseikyou!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.25,0:00:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Packed with customers!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.50,0:00:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.50,0:00:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.25,0:00:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sore mita koto ka!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.25,0:00:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,There, you see that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.50,0:00:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Hansei da!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.50,0:00:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.70,0:00:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A! Sumi kara sumi made ban ban ban ban
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.70,0:00:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! From corner to corner, bam, bam, bam, bam,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.12,0:00:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Tanoshii na
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.12,0:00:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,This is so much fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.58,0:00:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A!! Nantsutte!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.58,0:00:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! Just kidding!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.20,0:00:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Shinde Enma ni okorareru
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.20,0:00:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You die and Enma yells at you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.83,0:00:37.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Kitto hidoi ga tameni naru
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.83,0:00:37.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I know it's harsh, but it's for your own good.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.37,0:00:39.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Anata gotoki ga kodawaru na
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.37,0:00:39.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You have no right to be choosy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.91,0:00:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sora o miagerya hikarigoke!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.91,0:00:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Look up at the sky and see glowing moss!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.25,0:00:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Shindara kitto
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.25,0:00:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Dying must be
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.37,0:00:50.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Taihen da
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.37,0:00:50.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Really tough!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Sore wa anata! Shidai desu!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}That depends on you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}Taihen da
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an3}Really tough!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.70,0:00:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Taihen da
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.70,0:00:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Really tough!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.29,0:00:57.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chimimouryou tte zettai kakenai!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.29,0:00:57.58,Default,,0,0,0,,There’s no way I could write 魑魅魍魎!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.58,0:01:01.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.58,0:01:01.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.50,0:01:02.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Daiseikyou!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.50,0:01:02.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Bursting with excitement!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.75,0:01:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.75,0:01:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.50,0:01:07.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chou atsui!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.50,0:01:07.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Super hot!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.75,0:01:11.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.75,0:01:11.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.58,0:01:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chou samui!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.58,0:01:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Super cold!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.79,0:01:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.79,0:01:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.79,0:01:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sore mita koto ka!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.79,0:01:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,There, you see that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.08,0:01:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Hansei da!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.08,0:01:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.25,0:01:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A! Sumi kara sumi made ban ban ban ban
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.25,0:01:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! From corner to corner, bam, bam, bam, bam,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.41,0:01:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Tanoshii na
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.41,0:01:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,This is so much fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.16,0:01:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A!! Nantsutte!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.16,0:01:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! Just kidding!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.91,0:01:34.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Across the wide sea,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.16,0:01:38.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}ACROSS THE WIDE SEA
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.45,0:01:36.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I set my boat a-rowing,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.00,0:01:38.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I SET MY BOAT A-ROWING
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.29,0:01:38.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\an8\an8}TO MANY ISLANDS
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.33,0:01:37.75,Default,,0,0,0,,to many islands.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.33,0:01:39.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell them in the Capital,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.54,0:01:42.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}ACROSS THE WIDE SEA
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.54,0:01:40.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}I SET MY BOAT A-ROWING
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.54,0:01:42.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}TO MANY ISLANDS
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.54,0:01:42.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}TELL THEM IN THE CAPITAL
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.37,0:01:42.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I SET MY BOAT A-ROWING
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.37,0:01:42.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}O FISHERMEN OF THE SEA
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.38,0:01:42.04,Default,,0,0,0,,O fishermen of the sea.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.50,0:01:45.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}ONO\NNO\NTAKAMURA
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.04,0:01:45.41,Default,,0,0,0,,There is a man known as Ono no Takamura.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.20,0:01:48.91,Default,,0,0,0,,He was a noble who lived\Nin the early years of the Heian Era,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.91,0:01:51.79,Default,,0,0,0,,and a descendant of the\Nfamous politician, Ono no Imoko.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.29,0:01:58.95,Default,,0,0,0,,He was a brilliant government official,\Na bit of an eccentric, and a talented poet.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.04,0:01:55.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}NO EVIL\N{\an5}IS\N{\an5}GOOD
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.08,0:02:03.75,Default,,0,0,0,,There are a number of odd stories about this man.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.75,0:02:10.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Ono no Takamura
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.20,0:02:17.08,Default,,0,0,0,,So this is the famous Great King Enma.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.08,0:02:18.54,Default,,0,0,0,,He's very imposing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.75,0:02:19.83,Default,,0,0,0,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.83,0:02:22.20,Default,,0,0,0,,What? But you're the judge, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.45,0:02:27.45,Default,,0,0,0,,There are ten judges, and I am\NKing Shinko. The first judge.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.95,0:02:34.50,Default,,0,0,0,,The deceased ALWAYS assume that I'm Enma.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.95,0:02:36.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel like I'm insulting the Great King.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.08,0:02:40.45,Default,,0,0,0,,You ARE the first of the kings. You can't blame them.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.54,0:02:44.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe I'll shave my beard.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.41,0:02:47.95,Default,,0,0,0,,What?! Please, don't! You'll lose your commanding aura!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.95,0:02:49.95,Default,,0,0,0,,As the first king, you have to pack a punch!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.50,0:02:54.62,Default,,0,0,0,,If anyone's packing a punch, it's you, Takamura.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.25,0:02:57.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Heian nobility with that naturally wavy hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.29,0:03:02.08,Default,,0,0,0,,That hair isn't the only thing that sets Takamura apart.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.16,0:03:04.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Mr. Hozuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.50,0:03:09.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, you shouldn't have.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.75,0:03:13.58,Default,,0,0,0,,The Great King Enma sends seasonal greetings...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.95,0:03:16.41,Default,,0,0,0,,to the Great King Look-alike Shinko.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.75,0:03:20.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I think I heard a strange epithet in there.\NMaybe I imagined it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.08,0:03:23.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell him 'thank you' for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.20,0:03:27.12,Default,,0,0,0,,While you're here, Hozuki, allow me to report.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.79,0:03:33.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I have determined that this deceased\Nneeds no further judgment and will be sent to Heaven.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.04,0:03:35.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yes. Duly noted.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.95,0:03:36.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Takamura.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.16,0:03:39.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Give him the paperwork.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.50,0:03:41.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I'll go get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.25,0:03:49.41,Default,,0,0,0,,How many centuries has it been now,\Nsince Takamura became your Chief of Staff?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.83,0:03:52.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I think it's been about a millennium.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.00,0:03:56.08,Default,,0,0,0,,He's a rather capable man.\NHe climbed the bureaucratic ladder very quickly.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.37,0:04:01.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, he IS descended from Ono no Imoko\Nand the progenitor of Ono no Komachi, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.20,0:04:04.58,Default,,0,0,0,,That Ono family IS impressive.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.58,0:04:07.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh yeah, he IS an Ono, isn't he?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.12,0:04:12.50,Default,,0,0,0,,There are enough stories about Takamura\Nto rival even his descendant Komachi.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.12,0:04:17.08,Default,,0,0,0,,The most famous of these stories\Nis one about his limber wit.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.41,0:04:21.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}NO EVIL\N{\an5}IS\N{\an5}GOOD
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.58,0:04:21.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Who did it? Who posted this joke of a sign?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.12,0:04:25.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Takamura, what does it say?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.25,0:04:26.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Just answer the question!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.87,0:04:28.58,Default,,0,0,0,,You sit before Emperor Saga!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.41,0:04:37.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}SAGA (EVIL)\N{\an5}REMOVED\N{\an5}GOOD
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.58,0:04:33.37,Default,,0,0,0,,With Saga removed, all is good.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.37,0:04:37.33,Default,,0,0,0,,It was a sarcastic sign that read,\N"If only we didn't have to deal with Emperor Saga."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.45,0:04:38.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Such insolence!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.91,0:04:42.50,Default,,0,0,0,,You wrote this, didn't you? That's how you can read it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.50,0:04:44.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Takamura's always been a bit of a rebel.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.00,0:04:51.54,Default,,0,0,0,,You say you can read anything? Well then...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.58,0:04:56.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}NE          NE\N{\an5}NE          NE\N{\an5}NE          NE\N{\an5}NE          NE
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.83,0:04:54.70,Default,,0,0,0,,how would you read a sentence\Nwith the character for rat written twelve times?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.16,0:04:56.54,Default,,0,0,0,,You can't, can you?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.41,0:05:01.45,Default,,0,0,0,,A cat's child is a kitten, a lion's child is a cub.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.83,0:05:02.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A CAT'S CHILD\N{\an5}IS A KITTEN,\N{\an5}A LION'S CHILD\N{\an5}IS A CUB
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.87,0:05:05.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Well done! Very well read.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.79,0:05:09.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Out of respect for your limber wit, I pardon you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.83,0:05:17.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}AVERAGE HEIAN HEIGHT
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.12,0:05:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Furthermore, at the time, he was around six feet tall,\Nand his literary genius was second to none-
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.25,0:05:17.12,Default,,0,0,0,,these were some of the things said of him.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.70,0:05:23.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Most noteworthy: is the rumor that at night he would\Ngo through the well at Rokudo Chinno-ji Temple,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.08,0:05:26.79,Default,,0,0,0,,to get to Hell, where he would assist Great King Enma.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.91,0:05:34.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Once, an acquaintance of his by the name\Nof Fujiwara no Yoshimi had fallen very ill.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.79,0:05:39.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I died and went to the afterlife\Nand Takamura was there with Enma!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.41,0:05:42.54,Default,,0,0,0,,He pled my case and got them to send me back!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.41,0:05:45.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Takamura! What ARE you!?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.91,0:05:53.37,Default,,0,0,0,,The rumors spread, and Takamura\Ninstantly gained a reputation as one kooky kid.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.87,0:05:57.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Note: The girl from the horror movie, "Ring."\NSecond in well-fame only to Sadako\NI'm Ono no Takamura!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.41,0:06:02.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that really the tagline you want?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.95,0:06:04.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's the paperwork.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.66,0:06:07.29,Default,,0,0,0,,That well has been sealed off.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.66,0:06:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,We don't want living creatures wandering into it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.37,0:06:13.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Especially since I actually did wander into it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.95,0:06:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,But why would you want to go into a well?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.41,0:06:20.79,Default,,0,0,0,,And help out in Hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.95,0:06:21.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Well...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.25,0:06:29.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm thirsty.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.25,0:06:44.62,Default,,0,0,0,,When did I get a straight perm and dye my hair black?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.79,0:06:47.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that a reflection of my future self?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.16,0:06:53.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yes, I did look into that well once.\NI was thinking, "We'd better close this off."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.91,0:06:57.37,Default,,0,0,0,,No, he's gone! Come back, my straight-permed self!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.45,0:06:58.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}MUNDANE\N{\an9}WORLD
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.12,0:07:02.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}HELL
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.58,0:07:04.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Owwww...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.54,0:07:08.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Where am I?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.33,0:07:12.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Man, there's so much to do. Seriously.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.25,0:07:15.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, hey, you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.16,0:07:15.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.75,0:07:17.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't just stand hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.79,0:07:18.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Help me with this.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.16,0:07:21.45,Default,,0,0,0,,We need detailed records of the deceased.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.41,0:07:25.50,Default,,0,0,0,,They thought I was a demon because of my hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.50,0:07:27.70,Default,,0,0,0,,It's an easy mistake to make.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.25,0:07:31.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Come to think of it, there's one thing I don't understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.50,0:07:35.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I get the whole thing about helping out in Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.62,0:07:41.70,Default,,0,0,0,,But why did people start talking about him defending\NFujiwara no Yoshimi in the court of Great King Enma?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.54,0:07:44.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't that Hozuki's job?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.41,0:07:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,And Takamura isn't six feet tall.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.45,0:07:49.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, about that...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.45,0:07:51.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I actually haven't told many people about this.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.12,0:07:53.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I had a hand in that.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.87,0:07:58.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, dear.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.58,0:08:02.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I keep missing my chance to explain\Nthat I'm not a demon, and now it's been days.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.75,0:08:05.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I was supposed to show up in royal court today.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.12,0:08:11.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}NO EVIL\N{\an4}IS\N{\an4}GOOD
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.00,0:08:11.33,Default,,0,0,0,,They must have figured out I'm the drunk\Nwho wrote that sign at the imperial palace.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.41,0:08:14.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I have to get out of this somehow.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.33,0:08:17.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Straight perm me?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.37,0:08:21.20,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Mr. Hozuki? King Enma's...?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.50,0:08:23.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Then maybe he'll understand!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.25,0:08:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,You're...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.58,0:08:30.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Not a demon?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.87,0:08:33.87,Default,,0,0,0,,You're right. You have no horns.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.25,0:08:35.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.95,0:08:37.41,Default,,0,0,0,,May I go home now?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.91,0:08:41.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. And we're very sorry to have troubled you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.16,0:08:45.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Still, you surprise me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.83,0:08:47.16,Default,,0,0,0,,The way you fill out paperwork,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.75,0:08:50.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I could make you a Chief of Staff\Nright now with no problems.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.50,0:08:54.79,Default,,0,0,0,,You must be a very capable official\Nback in the royal court.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.87,0:08:57.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.37,0:09:00.33,Default,,0,0,0,,May I ask you to do something for me\Nbefore you return home?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.66,0:09:01.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Sir?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.45,0:09:05.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I would like to go observe the Imperial Palace.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.37,0:09:09.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Would you let me temporarily\Ntake your place as an official?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.45,0:09:13.25,Default,,0,0,0,,You and the emperor only see each other\Nthrough bamboo blinds, yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.83,0:09:17.37,Default,,0,0,0,,With hair like yours, he could never\Nhave had a good look at your face.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.87,0:09:19.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I see! Good thinking!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.45,0:09:23.75,Default,,0,0,0,,There should be some interesting things\Ngoing on at court about now.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.75,0:09:26.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course, it started with a practical joke of mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.08,0:09:32.08,Default,,0,0,0,,So you're substituting today, Little Takamura?\NWhat happened to Hozuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.66,0:09:36.00,Default,,0,0,0,,He went to the royal court disguised as me,\Nto observe things there.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.08,0:09:41.41,Default,,0,0,0,,But was his hair THAT wild?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.41,0:09:45.45,Default,,0,0,0,,A cat's child is a kitten, a lion's child is a cub.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.29,0:09:43.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel like he was scrawnier.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.70,0:09:45.45,Default,,0,0,0,,My, my.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.04,0:09:53.87,Default,,0,0,0,,You traded places with Takamura?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.08,0:09:59.29,Default,,0,0,0,,So the rumor about his height started\Nbecause it was actually Hozuki in disguise,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.29,0:10:03.58,Default,,0,0,0,,while Takamura was really standing in\Nas Chief of Staff at the offices of Enma?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.00,0:10:06.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Actually, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.04,0:10:11.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Back before the Internet and photographs,\Nrumors were everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.16,0:10:13.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}CURRENTLY ILL\N{\an5}( UP FOR REVIEW )
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.75,0:10:16.29,Default,,0,0,0,,And it was during the switch that the aforementioned\NFujiwara came to judgment.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.83,0:10:18.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Ono no Takamura?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.54,0:10:22.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Lord Enma, this is a good man.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.83,0:10:25.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Really? Alright, I trust you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.62,0:10:27.87,Default,,0,0,0,,It looks like his life isn't over yet, anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.04,0:10:32.37,Default,,0,0,0,,That was incredible. Who ARE you?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.70,0:10:38.83,Default,,0,0,0,,The sequence of events helped me find employment\Nafter death at the offices of Shinko.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.83,0:10:40.87,Default,,0,0,0,,So I'm really glad it happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.20,0:10:46.16,Default,,0,0,0,,To commemorate the experience,\NI had a fine statue sculpted of Great King Enma.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.37,0:10:55.50,Default,,0,0,0,,The deceased all think I'm Lord Enma...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.83,0:10:57.87,Default,,0,0,0,,and it's all YOUR fault?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.95,0:11:03.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, frankly, if you want a better-looking version\Nof the Great King, that's what you would get.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.75,0:11:08.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Lord Enma.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.25,0:11:11.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I brought you your dinner.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.12,0:11:12.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, what?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.29,0:11:15.41,Default,,0,0,0,,That's awfully considerate of you, for once.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.41,0:11:21.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Normally, even if I suddenly dropped 200 pounds,\Nyou still wouldn't voluntarily bring me a meal.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.45,0:11:23.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Help yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.00,0:11:25.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}GOBS OF KONJAC
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.87,0:11:33.75,Default,,0,0,0,,What kind of a joke are you playing here...?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.20,0:11:39.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Stories of Great King Enma
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.04,0:11:43.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7\fs18}Note: Also known as "Devil's Tongue," it is a versatile plant that can be\N{\an8}used to make flour, jelly, and even a vegan substitute for gelatin.\NIs this... ALL konjac?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.41,0:11:47.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't just stand there, say something!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.83,0:11:51.54,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you want from me?\NWhenever you clam up like that...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.54,0:11:54.16,Default,,0,0,0,,It never means anything good!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.66,0:11:58.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. So it's not your most favorite food ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.91,0:12:00.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? What's not?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.83,0:12:06.66,Default,,0,0,0,,The books and internet articles from the Mundane World\Nsay that konjac is Great King Enma's favorite food.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.66,0:12:09.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? What the heck? That's news to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.20,0:12:11.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}HELL\N{\an5}AND
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.21,0:12:11.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}ENMA
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.29,0:12:11.00,Default,,0,0,0,,There are legends that say that?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.25,0:12:18.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Long ago, an old woman with failing eyesight\Nprayed to a statue of you and was healed.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.41,0:12:22.20,Default,,0,0,0,,So she thanked you with offerings\Nof konjac, or some such.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.54,0:12:26.41,Default,,0,0,0,,And you don't think that's because\NSHE personally likes konjac?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.70,0:12:31.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Just because a legend says something about me\Ndoesn't mean you have to try it out on me.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.95,0:12:33.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I beg your pardon.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.87,0:12:36.91,Default,,0,0,0,,But I did go to the trouble of making it, so please...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.08,0:12:40.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought of making a bigger one.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.45,0:12:43.50,Default,,0,0,0,,But I didn't have enough konjac yams.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.50,0:12:47.08,Default,,0,0,0,,That's okay. You don't have\Nto make a moving wall for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.37,0:12:49.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you're having a konjac party.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.50,0:12:53.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you a big fan of konjac, Great King?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.00,0:12:56.95,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I'm not! I mean, I don't hate it, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.95,0:12:59.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, then what do you like to eat?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.58,0:13:03.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Beer and its accompanying snacks.\NThe man is not a vegetarian.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.54,0:13:05.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You DO know what I like.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.16,0:13:09.83,Default,,0,0,0,,So why did you have to try the konjac thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.58,0:13:12.45,Default,,0,0,0,,And what do you like, Mr. Hozuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.45,0:13:13.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Sushi.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.58,0:13:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, that's surprisingly normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.62,0:13:16.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I also like...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.70,0:13:18.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Onigiri and...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.29,0:13:20.83,Default,,0,0,0,,What else? Donburi...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.33,0:13:25.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Now that you mention it,\NI think you have always liked carbs.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.58,0:13:28.50,Default,,0,0,0,,And fried chicken, and rice dumplings.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.95,0:13:34.45,Default,,0,0,0,,You like baumkuchen cake,\Nbut you don't like flan. Why is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.45,0:13:36.91,Default,,0,0,0,,And he doesn't like spicy food,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.37,0:13:40.37,Default,,0,0,0,,so he became the king of mild curry.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.75,0:13:42.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that true?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.41,0:13:46.91,Default,,0,0,0,,When we let him make the curry,\Nit would take three to five days.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.91,0:13:52.33,Default,,0,0,0,,He would be out buying garam masala,\Nand soaking garbanzo beans in cold water.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.50,0:13:54.08,Default,,0,0,0,,What's garbanzo?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.54,0:13:54.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Garam Masala
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.45,0:13:55.83,Default,,0,0,0,,They're chickpeas.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.95,0:13:56.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Garam Masala\N{\an8}Garbanzo (Chickpeas)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.58,0:13:58.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Dinner is served!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.04,0:14:00.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I noticed he was always very particular.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.41,0:14:06.33,Default,,0,0,0,,It turned out he was ordering the same things\Noff of the dining hall menu in a set rotation.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.95,0:14:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Was I? It wasn't intentional.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.29,0:14:14.41,Default,,0,0,0,,It does get tiresome to keep track of such a set course.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.87,0:14:21.04,Default,,0,0,0,,But Great King Enma, you're so famous in the Mundane\NWorld that they've even identified a favorite food for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.04,0:14:22.50,Default,,0,0,0,,That's very impressive.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.95,0:14:25.50,Default,,0,0,0,,They've named things after him, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.91,0:14:29.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Right, they call nail pullers "Enma."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.70,0:14:31.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Why is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.20,0:14:35.58,Default,,0,0,0,,You know how they say:\NIf you tell a lie, Enma will pull out your tongue?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.58,0:14:36.87,Default,,0,0,0,,That's why they call it that.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.87,0:14:40.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Although the actual pulling is done by the hell minions.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.29,0:14:41.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Crackle ,crackle, crackle. Crackle, crackle, crackle.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.20,0:14:45.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Show me your tongue, scumbag!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.29,0:14:45.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}ex. Realm Of Mincemeat's
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.29,0:14:45.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}Nuclear Warhead
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.33,0:14:50.12,Default,,0,0,0,,And they call top-secret notebooks Enma Notes.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.66,0:14:54.41,Default,,0,0,0,,There are Enma crickets and Enma beetles, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.66,0:14:57.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Why do you specifically have to choose bugs?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.16,0:15:00.70,Default,,0,0,0,,They also talk about having an Enma face.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.95,0:15:02.50,Default,,0,0,0,,The Great King's face?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.66,0:15:04.41,Default,,0,0,0,,It means your face is scary.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.00,0:15:09.00,Default,,0,0,0,,If that's what it means, then Mr. Hozuki\Nis the one with an Enma face.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.29,0:15:12.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd say his is more of a Puritan scowl.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.83,0:15:16.91,Default,,0,0,0,,But Lord Enma isn't that scary ALL the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.91,0:15:19.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you see, I...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.16,0:15:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Someone who is a fair and impartial judge\Nwouldn't be scary all day long.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.70,0:15:25.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Exactly!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.58,0:15:26.75,Default,,0,0,0,,"All day long"?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.16,0:15:30.87,Default,,0,0,0,,What IS your private life like?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.25,0:15:31.95,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.95,0:15:33.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Where did that come from?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.41,0:15:39.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I was just thinking... his bed, for example,\Nit's probably on a different scale than ours.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.62,0:15:40.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.04,0:15:44.75,Default,,0,0,0,,That sounds like a question someone would think of\Nwhen walking by a sumo stable.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.00,0:15:47.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Would you like to take a field trip there?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.79,0:15:52.66,Default,,0,0,0,,After all, you may find yourself employed directly\Nunder the Great King one day.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.66,0:15:57.00,Default,,0,0,0,,"Field trip"? Don't you think you should ask ME first?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.37,0:15:59.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}YOU MAY RUN IN THE HALLS,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.37,0:15:59.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}BUT DON'T FALL DOWN.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.37,0:15:59.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}-OFFICES OF ENMA
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.29,0:16:07.33,Default,,0,0,0,,What's over there?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.33,0:16:09.33,Default,,0,0,0,,That is my room.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.33,0:16:11.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Lord Enma's room is this way.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.45,0:16:16.83,Default,,0,0,0,,This area is a dormitory for all the officers\Nworking at Enma Palace.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.00,0:16:20.04,Default,,0,0,0,,So basically it's a dorm for important people!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.45,0:16:21.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I've never been here before.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.12,0:16:25.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! That's Mr. Hagei's room!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.95,0:16:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,You're right. It's easy to tell.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.75,0:16:35.54,Default,,0,0,0,,The noticeably larger door down the hall\Nleads to Lord Enma's room.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.87,0:16:47.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Wheeeeee!\NAck! Stupid!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.66,0:16:52.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't play around!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.00,0:16:54.58,Default,,0,0,0,,You're like a kid in a hotel.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.58,0:16:56.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Er, I'm so sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.66,0:16:58.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no, it's alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.54,0:17:02.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, look, look! Enma merch!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.62,0:17:04.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You little-!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.20,0:17:05.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.08,0:17:07.75,Default,,0,0,0,,"Whoa," indeed.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.95,0:17:10.41,Default,,0,0,0,,When did you collect all of this\Nself-aggrandizing merchandise?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.66,0:17:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,You're quite the fan of yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.79,0:17:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I am not!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.16,0:17:18.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone I know who goes to the Mundane World\Nalways gets something for me as a gag.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.58,0:17:19.66,Default,,0,0,0,,But...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.66,0:17:22.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I do like this one quite a bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.79,0:17:27.25,Default,,0,0,0,,You have a fair amount of Jizo goods, as well, I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.25,0:17:28.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I do!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.16,0:17:31.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I get a lot of those as gifts, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.54,0:17:35.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course, because the Jizo Bodhisattva\Nis a manifestation of Great King Enma, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.25,0:17:38.58,Default,,0,0,0,,He has an important job in Hell, too, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.58,0:17:39.79,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.91,0:17:42.45,Default,,0,0,0,,You know. He saves the children from Children's Limbo.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.91,0:17:47.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! So does Mr. Jizo have a room here, too?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.66,0:17:49.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Not as such.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.12,0:17:52.79,Default,,0,0,0,,The venerable Jizo usually resides\Nin the Mundane World.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.54,0:17:56.79,Default,,0,0,0,,When he needs to stay in Hell...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.62,0:18:01.37,Default,,0,0,0,,He'll find a place where he enjoys standing\Nand stay there.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.58,0:18:03.75,Default,,0,0,0,,And that's how he spends his trip?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.70,0:18:07.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not one to comment on others' customs, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.08,0:18:17.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I once happened to find him in the Eight Cold Hells,\Nenjoying a quiet vacation.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.95,0:18:26.75,Default,,0,0,0,,After some careful deliberation,\NI lent him my hat and coat.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.58,0:18:29.62,Default,,0,0,0,,The next day...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.08,0:18:34.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I found a feast of rice cake and fish laid outside my room.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.83,0:18:38.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You just wanted to see if that would work.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.75,0:18:42.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Incidentally, if you lend your umbrella to Lord Enma...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.37,0:18:44.95,Default,,0,0,0,,he'll give you seeds and beans.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.16,0:18:49.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me! Will you stop treating me like To**ro?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.33,0:18:52.04,Default,,0,0,0,,What's in there?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.25,0:18:54.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, that? It's my toilet and bathroom.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.58,0:18:58.62,Default,,0,0,0,,What's that called again?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.29,0:19:00.91,Default,,0,0,0,,The puking lion thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.20,0:19:06.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Note: A fish with the head of a lion, the Merlion is also the mascot of\N{\an8}Singapore.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.21,0:19:06.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I think he's talking about a Merlion... but that's not one,\Nand I don't care enough to correct him.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.33,0:19:11.37,Default,,0,0,0,,But the common bath is bigger,\Nand made of stone so it's stronger.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.37,0:19:13.87,Default,,0,0,0,,So I use that one a lot, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.16,0:19:16.91,Default,,0,0,0,,It's awesome when you get in the bath, Lord Enma.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.70,0:19:21.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, I'm in Heaven...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.37,0:19:23.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Yahoo!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.66,0:19:31.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}FOR ENMA'S PRIVATE USE
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.62,0:19:31.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I tell him I'd be happy to install\Na private cauldron bath for him,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.00,0:19:33.66,Default,,0,0,0,,but he keeps refusing.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.20,0:19:37.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I would do it, if you would guarantee\Nthat you won't boil me.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.62,0:19:39.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Lord Enma seems so accustomed to this...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.08,0:19:42.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Lord Enma!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.41,0:19:44.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.83,0:19:47.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Is anybody here?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.45,0:19:50.45,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Someone's calling us from the courtroom.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.91,0:19:54.45,Default,,0,0,0,,The voice of the most famous person\Nin Great King Enma history.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.79,0:19:55.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Who?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.95,0:20:01.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Note: Okiku was a woman thrown down the well when she refused the\N{\an8}advances of her samurai lord.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.96,0:20:01.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Someone who was associated with wells\Nlong before Okiku or Sadako.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.62,0:20:02.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi there!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.54,0:20:05.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Ono no Takamura.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.91,0:20:10.12,Default,,0,0,0,,He once stood in as my Chief of Staff\Nwhile Hozuki was away.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.12,0:20:11.91,Default,,0,0,0,,And he was still alive!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.25,0:20:13.83,Default,,0,0,0,,He's got guts.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.83,0:20:15.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Almost as much as Lord Enma!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.91,0:20:18.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, he is indeed a bold man.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.50,0:20:21.87,Default,,0,0,0,,In fact, while he was substituting for me...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.95,0:20:26.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, doing all these trials day, after day, after day...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.66,0:20:28.70,Default,,0,0,0,,is emotionally exhausting.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.87,0:20:32.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I wish I could hear a story that would,\Nyou know, cleanse my heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.45,0:20:33.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Upon hearing that...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.79,0:20:36.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! I have just the thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.66,0:20:37.75,Default,,0,0,0,,And off he went.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.75,0:20:41.58,Default,,0,0,0,,He came back down to Hell with a live priest.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.00,0:20:45.62,Default,,0,0,0,,This is Mankei Shonin from Yatadera Temple.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.62,0:20:47.37,Default,,0,0,0,,He's very virtuous!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.37,0:20:49.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I remember that!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.16,0:20:53.25,Default,,0,0,0,,After that, he took the priest on a tour of Hell,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.50,0:20:56.08,Default,,0,0,0,,and then sent him home,\Nas if nothing had ever happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.08,0:20:57.91,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.37,0:21:01.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Everybody close to the Great King\Nis kind of a weirdo, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.08,0:21:06.62,Default,,0,0,0,,It sounds like most of the legends about him\Nwere caused by those people.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.00,0:21:11.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe it just goes to show how good I am\Nat attracting extraordinary people.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.25,0:21:13.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Lord Enma! Mr. Hozuki!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.54,0:21:16.91,Default,,0,0,0,,This is for you, if you'd like it!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.58,0:21:24.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki told me that Lord Enma\Nwas a big fan of konjac, so I used it to make this!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.58,0:21:25.50,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.87,0:21:29.12,Default,,0,0,0,,At a glance, you can't even tell that it's not stone!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.16,0:21:32.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Kon... yuck...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.45,0:21:36.58,Default,,0,0,0,,You can eat it, or put it on display!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.08,0:21:40.25,Default,,0,0,0,,He always takes things in a surprising direction.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.75,0:21:43.79,Default,,0,0,0,,So I tell him this and that,\Nbecause I'm interested to see where he'll take them.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.79,0:21:49.33,Default,,0,0,0,,So the Lord Enma and Jizo statue souvenirs.\NDon't tell me...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.70,0:21:52.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh! Why am I surrounded by weirdos!?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.95,0:21:55.20,Default,,0,0,0,,What? You don't like it?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.37,0:22:06.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Omoi no Naraku ni ochita aware na futari wa\NA pitiful couple has fallen into a hell of emotions.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.29,0:22:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Taemanu ku ni sainameru muken o samayou\NTormented by incessant suffering, they wander the interminable pit.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.58,0:22:20.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Going down the Sanzu-River
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.04,0:22:24.50,Default,,0,0,0,,She goes maze with her dear
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.50,0:22:29.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Kudaredo kudaredo utsushiyo,\NDown, down they go, still never reaching the mundane,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.16,0:22:32.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Higan e wa tsukanu\NNever reaching the longed-for far shore.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.79,0:22:42.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Mujou o sakate ni totchatte, eien no tawamure\NA trick of eternity, using our emotionlessness against us.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.58,0:22:48.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Koko wa doko kana\NAlas, where are we?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.33,0:22:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Of course, the hell)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.33,0:22:50.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Koko wa doko kana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.33,0:22:50.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Alas, where are we?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.00,0:22:52.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Endooi Nirvana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.00,0:22:52.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Estranged Nirvana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.75,0:22:54.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Oh! What the hell)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.75,0:22:54.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Endooi Nirvana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.75,0:22:54.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Estranged Nirvana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.12,0:22:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Saite koso hana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.12,0:22:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}It's the blooming that makes a flower
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.33,0:22:59.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(I wish to hell)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.66,0:23:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Chiru wa iwazu mo ga na
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.66,0:23:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Of course its petals will scatter.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.58,0:23:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(My Dear... I show)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.58,0:23:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Hate made yukimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.58,0:23:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Let us go to the very edge
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.87,0:23:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Twilight... You know)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.87,0:23:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Koi to wa shosen mushou
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.87,0:23:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Love has no gender, after all
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.16,0:23:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Oh Dear... My soul)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.16,0:23:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Saa, tomo ni yukimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.16,0:23:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Come, let us pass on together
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.83,0:23:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Fate, as I trow)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.83,0:23:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Koi e to ochimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.83,0:23:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Let us fall to our love
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.00,0:23:28.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}NEXT TIME\N{\an5}ON HOZUKI'S\N{\an4}COOLHEADEDNESS...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.95,0:23:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I think it was back in the Cretaceous Period.\NI wanted to be a magician.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.83,0:23:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}AND
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.58,0:23:34.45,Default,,0,0,0,,What a coincidence.\NI studied magic tricks when I was a child.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.45,0:23:32.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}BUT
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.08,0:23:35.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}THEN
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.45,0:23:35.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Star Fire!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.91,0:23:37.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Pop-Up Messiah!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.41,0:23:39.16,Default,,0,0,0,,You would do that to a messiah?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.45,0:23:40.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}WE PRESENT:\N{\an7}PRINCESS SAKUYA'S SHOWTIME
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.46,0:23:40.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}AND\N{\an4}THE BATTLE OF CHILDREN'S LIMBO\N{\an4}PLEASE ENJOY!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:39.16,0:23:40.37,Default,,0,0,0,,We ARE in Hell.