Surprise! We've been running on hardware provided by BuyVM for a few months and wanted to show them a little appreciation.
Running a paste site comes with unique challenges, ones that aren't always obvious and hard to control. As such, BuyVM offered us a home where we could worry less about the hosting side of things and focus on maintaining a clean and useful service! Go check them out and show them some love!
Submitted on May 18, 2018 at 04:14 AM

[Script Info]
Title: HorribleSubs
ScriptType: v4.00+
WrapStyle: 0
PlayResX: 848
PlayResY: 480
ScaledBorderAndShadow: yes

[V4+ Styles]
Format: Name, Fontname, Fontsize, PrimaryColour, SecondaryColour, OutlineColour, BackColour, Bold, Italic, Underline, StrikeOut, ScaleX, ScaleY, Spacing, Angle, BorderStyle, Outline, Shadow, Alignment, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Encoding
Style: Default,Open Sans Semibold,36,&H00FFFFFF,&H000000FF,&H00020713,&H00000000,-1,0,0,0,100,100,0,0,1,1.7,0,2,0,0,28,1

[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.33,0:00:06.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}I want to be with you all the time
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.83,0:00:08.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}C'mon, say hi!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.95,0:00:08.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}(Hi!)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.66,0:00:10.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Say hi!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.33,0:00:10.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}(Hi, hi!)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.00,0:00:11.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}It's a promise!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.50,0:00:12.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Cheerio!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.62,0:00:17.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}The fun times are doubled times infinity
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.70,0:00:19.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Say hi!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.54,0:00:19.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}(Hi!)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.16,0:00:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Say hi!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.95,0:00:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}(Hi, hi!)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.50,0:00:23.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}You and me, for keeps
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.33,0:00:25.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}All day long we link up and twinkle
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.95,0:00:27.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Two of a kind twins...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.45,0:00:28.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Kiss
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.04,0:00:32.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Maid Café\N{\an5}DARK HOUSE
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.25,0:00:35.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}12/24 Grand Opening\N{\an5}CUSTOMERS GET ONE\N{\an5}DARK HAMBURGER\N{\an5}FREE!!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.75,0:00:37.20,Default,,0,0,0,,We can't let them beat us!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.20,0:00:39.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder what the place is like...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.04,0:00:42.29,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not far from here... I'm gonna go check it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.29,0:00:44.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Where did Ruha-san go?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.58,0:00:45.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-oh...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.33,0:00:48.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}DARK HAMBURGER
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.75,0:00:46.95,Default,,0,0,0,,L-look.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.04,0:00:53.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}A Rival Appears?! Yamiry has Arrived!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.66,0:00:52.79,Default,,0,0,0,,"A Rival Appears?! Yamiry has Arrived!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.87,0:00:56.12,Default,,0,0,0,,This is it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.08,0:00:59.08,Default,,0,0,0,,It's really creepy...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.95,0:01:02.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.20,0:01:04.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, it's dark...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.95,0:01:08.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome to Dark House.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.37,0:01:11.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I am Cory. I will be your guide.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.50,0:01:14.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Right this way, if you please.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.16,0:01:18.16,Default,,0,0,0,,It's pitch black in here, too...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.58,0:01:21.37,Default,,0,0,0,,A-are you okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.37,0:01:23.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I'm just fine!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.08,0:01:24.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}Jingle
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.83,0:01:27.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I am Yamiry, the owner of this café!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.12,0:01:31.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Come in and make yourselves at home,\Nmy Kisa Kissa friends!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.08,0:01:32.79,Default,,0,0,0,,You know who we are?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.79,0:01:33.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Indeed!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.95,0:01:36.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Now then, why don't you have yourself\Na Dark Hamburger?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.70,0:01:38.37,Default,,0,0,0,,It looks so good!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.50,0:01:45.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Munch, munch, munch...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.50,0:01:40.87,Default,,0,0,0,,R..Ruha-san?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.20,0:01:44.16,Default,,0,0,0,,As of today, she is my newest employee.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.16,0:01:45.00,Default,,0,0,0,,WHAT?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.29,0:01:47.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Come now! Have one, Rise-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.04,0:01:48.00,Default,,0,0,0,,H-huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.29,0:01:50.91,Default,,0,0,0,,You aren't going to eat it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.25,0:01:52.66,Default,,0,0,0,,W-well...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.87,0:01:54.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Please!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.08,0:01:56.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a huge fan of yours, Rise-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.66,0:01:58.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Wh-what?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.04,0:01:59.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! What do you think you're doing to my maid?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.79,0:02:02.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I love you as well, Kisaki-chan!\NIt goes without saying!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.20,0:02:04.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Wait, are you one of my customers?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.95,0:02:08.16,Default,,0,0,0,,If that's true, why would you open a café\Nso close to Kisa Kissa?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.33,0:02:11.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Exactly. There's no need for two maid cafés\Nin the same town.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.62,0:02:17.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's have a competition!\NIf I win, Kisa Kissa closes its doors!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.75,0:02:21.16,Default,,0,0,0,,All of you will become maids here at Dark House!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.16,0:02:22.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll take you on!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.58,0:02:24.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Wha-?! Just like that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.91,0:02:28.54,Default,,0,0,0,,With my pride as a maid on the line,\NI'm not gonna lose to the likes of you!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.37,0:02:36.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}I want to touch you, I can't reach you
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.00,0:02:38.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Just one more, just one left
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.70,0:02:44.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}When we soar over the vast night
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.00,0:02:49.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Even the little things become special
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.41,0:02:51.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}So our magic won't wear off
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.41,0:02:54.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}(for eternity)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.41,0:02:52.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}So our magic won't wear off
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.83,0:02:57.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}We'll cast this spell all over again