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Submitted by cummy on January 13, 2022

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Found in the depths of sigma grindset (Text)

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Yesterday I was shopping at Walmart to resupply on ramen, I was riding a motorized cart to support my 390 pound body (muscle), when an old veteran with a cane approached me, “hey buddy, do you think I could use that?” he said with a kind smile. I teleported behind him and forced my finger into his butthole, “ A king needs a horse to lead him into battle. Get lost, geezer” I whispered. He fell over with a beautiful arch. The crowd begged me to stop while I took him to pound town, never let ANYONE stop you from your grind.