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Submitted by cummy on January 17, 2022

Be me, always bullied and having
no friends at school. One day, i
was crying on the playground all
alone at the end of the day when a
lumpy, iconic shadow approaches
me. "A……. Amongoose…?" I say.
The amongus says nothing and
plops right down next to me. I just
sit there with him, looking at our
shadows cast on the ground for
what seemed like eternity, wishing
this moment will never end.
Suddenly, Amogus heaves a deep,
heavy sigh and mutters "Who's
Joe?" To which I tried to reply, "
don't know, I don't have any frien-
"SUGMA BALLS LMAO GOTEM"
boomed Amogus, as he quickly
bends me over and takes off my
Green Lantern briefs to reveal
my sweaty, pungent boipus. He
then takes out his massive sussy
dong and inserted it right into me.
I barely handled length but good
heavens the girth, oh God the
girth…. I took it for Amogus but it
hurt so much.
After an eternity he groans, "I'm
gonna……. I'M GONNA COOOOOM!!"
Then the sussy baka coomed..