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One time in grade 6 my trousers fell done in front of the class, revealing my behemoth dick. I saw my teacher start to drool and she ran up to me and started giving me head. It was clear she hadn't had this kinda experience in a long time and I could quite see how much she enjoyed my massive cock. The whole class stared at it in awe. Let's just say that it was the best day of my life lol