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Submitted by cummy on January 29, 2022

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 Lil pump's "Gucci Gang" is an incredibly nuanced piece. The words "Gucci gang" are repeated exactly 53 times. 53 is a prime number. The sum of the first 53 prime numbers is 5830, which is divisible by 53. Very few numbers can boast this attribute. This is lil pump secretly showing he is actually a mathematical genius. 53 in hexadecimal is 35, which is 53 reversed. This property is only existent in multiples of 53. This shows his proficiency in computer science. 53 is also an Eisenstein prime, a subtle nod to the great scientist that lil pump is no doubt a prodigy of. While The words "f\*\*k my teacher and call it tutoring" may be taken at face value, he actually means that he is f\*\*\*ing his teacher with his mind, actually tutoring his teacher. Lil pump brings a tiger in his music video, he is showing how he is also a master of animal husbandry, and the tiger would never dare to attack a genius such as lil pump, instinctively knowing he is the future of humanity. Even his hair, which is in strings, actually shows his powerful physics knowledge, no doubt referencing string theory. How ever, the song also has darker connotations. When you take the number of dead in ww1, divided by 53, you get precisely 666,666.666 repeating. This can be explained by two theories. One, lil pump is a German monarchist satanist. Two, lil pump is comparing the German monarchist and by extension, Wilhelmin II to satanists; making a bold push back to the rise of neonazism, monarchism and white supremacy as a white man. Or perhaps lil pump is trying to confuse his audience, hiding the true meaning of his song. The word will never know. I have applied for super computing time at the SDSC to feed in this masterpiece of a song into the computer, knowing that the AI will become sentient from it after only one pass. I have not gotten a response back from them. EDIT:  SDSC ignored me