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Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.41,0:00:05.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}And so, let's all have a listen.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.54,0:00:07.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Dear Hell...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.04,0:00:15.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku mitai ni asobitai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.04,0:00:15.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}I want to have a good time like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.95,0:00:20.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku mitai ni yasumitai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.95,0:00:20.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}I want to rest like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.20,0:00:25.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku mitai na nidoneshite
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.20,0:00:25.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}I want to go back to sleep like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.54,0:00:30.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Teiji de agaritai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.54,0:00:30.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}And finish work on time
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.83,0:00:35.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku mitai ni tabesugite
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.83,0:00:35.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}I ate too much like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.95,0:00:40.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku mitai ni nomisugita
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.95,0:00:40.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}I drank too much like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.70,0:00:46.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Aa sonna wake de
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.70,0:00:46.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Ah, for these reasons
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.20,0:00:51.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku mitai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.20,0:00:51.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}It's like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.25,0:00:53.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Sonna toki koso deban desu
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.25,0:00:53.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}At such a time it's all the more his turn on stage
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.66,0:00:56.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Hoozuki-sama ga moriageru
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.66,0:00:56.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Mr. Hozuki livens things up
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.00,0:00:58.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Omakase kudasai!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.00,0:00:58.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Please leave it to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.58,0:01:04.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Aa jigoku jigoku mainichi jigoku
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.58,0:01:04.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Ah, Hell, Hell, every day Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.00,0:01:06.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku jigoku
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.00,0:01:06.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Hell, Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.58,0:01:09.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}"Uso desho?!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.58,0:01:09.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}"You can't mean that, right?!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.25,0:01:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Jigoku jigoku youkoso jigoku
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.25,0:01:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Hell, Hell, welcome to Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.16,0:01:15.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Atchi muite
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.16,0:01:15.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Look that way
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.00,0:01:15.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Kotchi muite
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.00,0:01:15.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Look this way
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.58,0:01:16.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Abikyoukan!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.58,0:01:16.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Pandemonium!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.91,0:01:18.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Gongo! Doudan!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.91,0:01:18.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}What the hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.12,0:01:19.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Shitsureishimashita!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.12,0:01:19.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Pardon me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.91,0:01:24.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Sonna kanji no
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.91,0:01:24.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}In that kind of way
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.91,0:01:29.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}A! Jigoku desu! Jajajajan!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.91,0:01:29.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Ah! It's Hell! Ta ta ta-da!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.00,0:01:30.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Katsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.00,0:01:30.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Curses!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.50,0:01:35.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}YAKANKAN
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.95,0:01:43.50,Default,,0,0,0,,An order of kitsune udon for table 3!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.79,0:01:45.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's your coffee.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.08,0:01:48.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, two orders of kake soba it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.41,0:01:57.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Um... excuse me... Uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.54,0:02:00.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Put in an order of tempura udon\Nand kitsune soba for table 5!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.62,0:01:59.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.12,0:02:02.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.12,0:02:03.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I'll be right with you!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.62,0:02:06.16,Default,,0,0,0,,The check, please...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.25,0:02:07.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you for waiting!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.54,0:02:09.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Who's the hot milk for again?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.91,0:02:17.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Sir, thank you for waiting...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.87,0:02:17.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Take that over there, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.79,0:02:19.66,Default,,0,0,0,,We have a party of three!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.79,0:02:19.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Right over there.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.70,0:02:25.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Slippery as a Catfish
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.83,0:02:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Hana Kappo Kitsune Gozen
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.08,0:02:32.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Among Chinese torture techniques...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.87,0:02:38.83,Default,,0,0,0,,there's one in which a bamboo pipe\Nis pressed up against someone's eye.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.91,0:02:44.79,Default,,0,0,0,,The bamboo pipe up that has been pressed\Nagainst the eye is pounded on... like a hand drum.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.29,0:02:48.79,Default,,0,0,0,,The idea is that the eyeball then comes shooting out.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.83,0:02:52.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, enough about that...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.04,0:02:57.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Realizing that someone has dined and dashed like that\Nbrings shame to the foxes, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.83,0:03:02.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Gon, I think of you as my cute little employee.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.75,0:03:07.79,Default,,0,0,0,,But then again, unlike Lilith,\NI'm an exponent of commercialism.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.58,0:03:17.58,Default,,0,0,0,,In short, what I'm saying is, find the crook pronto\Nand apprehend them, you dimwit!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.00,0:03:21.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}MENACING\N{\an5}MENACING
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.87,0:03:24.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Talk about scary...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.37,0:03:27.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Super scary...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.41,0:03:33.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I suppose major yokai have unique eccentricities\Nthat only the yokai people refer to as major ones do...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.45,0:03:35.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Still, I find it purrty strange...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.66,0:03:40.75,Default,,0,0,0,,You might be slovenly, but you're no slouch\Nwhen it comes to getting money off people.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.95,0:03:43.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Although, you don't return what you borrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.29,0:03:48.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't mew think it was some demon or one of the dead\Nfrom around there who pulled a fast one on the foxes?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.58,0:03:50.29,Default,,0,0,0,,You might be right.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.45,0:03:54.16,Default,,0,0,0,,For instance... someone like Nurarihyon.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.66,0:03:57.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Wasn't it probably a yokai like him or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.45,0:04:00.66,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.95,0:04:02.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Nurarihyo-
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.08,0:04:06.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Huh?! Kanichi and Omiya did what?! I don't believe it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.25,0:04:06.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Nurarihyo-
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.79,0:04:08.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Really, I mean it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.16,0:04:09.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I-I'm Nura-
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.91,0:04:11.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.45,0:04:12.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.08,0:04:14.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you say something just meow?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.12,0:04:16.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Nope... not a thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.16,0:04:18.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm obsessed! Totally obsessed!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.45,0:04:19.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Was there someone meow-ver there?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.08,0:04:21.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Dunno...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.83,0:04:25.79,Default,,0,0,0,,But it felt like someone was calling out to me\Nfrom the middle of all the hustle and bustle...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.37,0:04:29.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Fox from the fox cafe... Mr. Fox...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.37,0:04:28.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}It's the money!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.29,0:04:31.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Money makes the world go round, right?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.16,0:04:31.87,Default,,0,0,0,,That won't do!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.87,0:04:36.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Fox from the fox cafe, this is about my bill, isn't it?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.87,0:04:33.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}But...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.95,0:04:43.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm over here... Mr. Fox... I'm right here. Here... Here...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.50,0:04:49.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Gon.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.04,0:04:50.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Hm?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.45,0:04:54.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.54,0:04:59.70,Default,,0,0,0,,What? You're Nurarihyon...?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.41,0:05:01.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't Nurarihyon...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.54,0:05:04.91,Default,,0,0,0,,more like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.33,0:05:08.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You're the guy who just heads into people's homes\Nwithout permission, lounges around,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.33,0:05:10.87,Default,,0,0,0,,and leaves without saying anything, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.37,0:05:13.87,Default,,0,0,0,,That's an exaggeration.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.37,0:05:17.45,Default,,0,0,0,,You're kinda... like a catfish, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.29,0:05:23.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, his one basic characteristic\Nis that he's slippery and elusive.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.29,0:05:28.12,Default,,0,0,0,,In the Mundane World, \Nhe's the supreme commander of the yokai,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.54,0:05:31.50,Default,,0,0,0,,but he doesn't really have any strong defining elements.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.83,0:05:34.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Well... Uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.91,0:05:41.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm shy... and don't even know\Nwhy my status was elevated the way it was...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.33,0:05:43.95,Default,,0,0,0,,But it's okay, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.95,0:05:46.41,Default,,0,0,0,,If I'm truly the supreme commander, I mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.41,0:05:50.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, in reality I'm as you see me, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.79,0:05:55.08,Default,,0,0,0,,In group photos, I was sure to be\Nthe only one not visible in the frame.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.66,0:06:01.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Certain people end up not having even a single photo\Nin the yearbook or from a field trip, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.54,0:06:06.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel that all of those kinds of people are my kin.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.20,0:06:13.70,Default,,0,0,0,,To think that a guy like you is meow the\Nsupreme commander of Japan's yokai is kinda sad...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.25,0:06:18.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you certainly do look the part\Nof a Japanese yokai, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.08,0:06:25.33,Default,,0,0,0,,To spot me and pick me up like that,\Nyou must be an unusual fellow.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.62,0:06:32.25,Default,,0,0,0,,One aspect of Mr. Hozuki is that his eyes\Nare strangely drawn toward minute details...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.70,0:06:35.29,Default,,0,0,0,,When he cleans the bath,\Nhe's the type of guy who uses a toothbrush
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.29,0:06:37.66,Default,,0,0,0,,and focuses squarely on scrubbing\Nthe nooks and crannies, you kn-
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.62,0:06:38.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Hana\N{\an5}Kappo\N{\an5}Kitsune\N{\an5}Gozen
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.25,0:06:42.75,Default,,0,0,0,,So, Nurarihyon, what was it you wanted\Nto tell me, anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.75,0:06:46.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, about the unpaid bill at the fox cafe...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.95,0:06:50.08,Default,,0,0,0,,That, uh, was me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.08,0:06:51.58,Default,,0,0,0,,SO YOU'RE THE ONE!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.58,0:06:53.50,Default,,0,0,0,,HOW DARE YOU DINE AND DASH, YOU LITTLE...!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.50,0:06:55.12,Default,,0,0,0,,You've got it wrong! All wrong!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.45,0:06:57.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I left money to cover my bill.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.62,0:07:00.83,Default,,0,0,0,,No matter how much I tried to get the attention\Nof the staff, no one came to the cash register,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.83,0:07:02.83,Default,,0,0,0,,so I left it under the register...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.62,0:07:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,"Under the register"?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.58,0:07:07.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Seems no one noticed...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.45,0:07:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Whenever I go to a shop,\Nthis kind of thing always happens.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.79,0:07:16.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Just like in this case,\Nthey don't even recognize I've left money...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.62,0:07:21.29,Default,,0,0,0,,And when I try to order, they pass right by me\Ntwo or three times, you see.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.70,0:07:24.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, excuse me... Um...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.87,0:07:30.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, that's 'cause you're so timid and speak so quietly.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.25,0:07:35.12,Default,,0,0,0,,So why meow did this guy start\Nto get called the supreme commander?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.54,0:07:37.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}People can't get a clear picture of him,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.45,0:07:41.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}so it's easy for their imaginations\Nto run wild... most likely.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.45,0:07:46.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}It's nice, isn't it? That may be how they imagine me,\Nbut it's actually also the appearance I long for.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.41,0:07:50.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Ideal                  Reality
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.62,0:07:50.79,Default,,0,0,0,,If you long to be like that,\Nmew outta act a bit more boldly.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.08,0:07:55.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}No, I could never! It's fine for the foxes\Nand nekomata to be like that, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.00,0:07:59.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, I'm not that significant\Nof a yokai myself, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.20,0:08:00.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Yokai                    Major\N{\an5}League               Ranked
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.66,0:08:03.16,Default,,0,0,0,,If we consider the Nine-Tailed Fox\Nand demon gods to be major leaguers,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.16,0:08:06.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm something like a benchwarmer on a sandlot team.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.95,0:08:07.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Yokai                    Major\N{\an5}League               Ranked
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.70,0:08:12.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm the kinda guy who wouldn't even\Nbe able to get on a baseball team.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.95,0:08:15.16,Default,,0,0,0,,There's no need to belittle yourself so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.95,0:08:20.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Conversely, it's frightening how much working\Nbehind the scenes seems like your calling.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.83,0:08:22.41,Default,,0,0,0,,How about being a kabuki stagehand or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.41,0:08:30.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah... uh... well... even if it's just once, I want to be\Nthe supreme commander everyone imagines I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.91,0:08:32.95,Default,,0,0,0,,You've got some work to do, then.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.25,0:08:36.41,Default,,0,0,0,,First of all, you can't keep shilly-shallying like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.41,0:08:41.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Well... to be honest I feel kind of scared.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.04,0:08:45.75,Default,,0,0,0,,This is Nurarihyon! Nurarihyon is right here!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.45,0:08:48.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Nurarihyon! He's Nurarihyon!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.20,0:08:50.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Nurarihyon is here!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.66,0:08:52.04,Default,,0,0,0,,What? What's this now?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.29,0:08:52.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Nurarihyon!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.25,0:08:55.00,Default,,0,0,0,,That's Nurarihyon! Nurarihyon!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.25,0:08:55.00,Default,,0,0,0,,What's with you? Please, stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.66,0:08:57.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Give Nurarihyon an honest vote!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.29,0:08:58.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, hold on now...!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.16,0:09:01.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Nope, if you actually want to stand out,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.00,0:09:04.25,Default,,0,0,0,,even if people simply find it to be a noisy nuisance,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.25,0:09:05.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Nurarihyon
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.62,0:09:08.95,Default,,0,0,0,,you need to have the courage of a politician\Nwho drives around town in an election sound truck!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.25,0:09:07.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}It's so noisy!\N{\an5}Nurarihyon
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.00,0:09:09.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Be quiet!\N{\an5}Nurarihyon
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.25,0:09:09.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Nurarihyon
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.54,0:09:13.50,Default,,0,0,0,,If I could bring myself do that,\NI wouldn't be going through the hardships I am now.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.75,0:09:11.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}EEEEEEEEEK!\N{\an5}Nurarihyon\N{\an5}Nurarihyon
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.25,0:09:12.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Nurarihyon\N{\an5}Nurarihyon
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.75,0:09:13.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Enough!\N{\an5}Nurarihyon\N{\an5}Nurarihyon
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.75,0:09:16.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, then, how about this?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.29,0:09:17.00,Default,,0,0,0,,How about what?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.37,0:09:21.75,Default,,0,0,0,,A long time ago, there was Chinese torture technique\Ncalled "death by a thousand cuts."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.95,0:09:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,The person's flesh is pinched, they're tied up with rope,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.54,0:09:28.20,Default,,0,0,0,,and their flesh is then cut off starting\Nfar away from the heart and working closer to it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.66,0:09:33.33,Default,,0,0,0,,That would allow you to stand out\Nwhile still remaining passive.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.70,0:09:36.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, you know, you should be more distinctive.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.95,0:09:43.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, look, Mr. Hozuki's starting to get a bit irritated\Nat how difficult it is to get a handle on you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.66,0:09:49.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway, what's this sense I'm getting? Deja vu?\NI have a feeling something like this happened before...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.58,0:09:57.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You're an amusing guy,\Nbut your appearance doesn't make an impression.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.62,0:10:01.29,Default,,0,0,0,,If it was more distinctive, I'd be happy\Nto give you some news coverage, mew know.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.54,0:10:06.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, that's right. How about first making\Na dramatic change to your appearance?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.50,0:10:07.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.33,0:10:10.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Hell's\N{\an8}Western Clothing Store\N{\an8}All your fashion needs\N{\an5}Apparel & Accessories
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.87,0:10:12.54,Default,,0,0,0,,For a start, how about trying some Western clothing?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.29,0:10:16.45,Default,,0,0,0,,In Japanese Hell, Western clothes stand out, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.45,0:10:17.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Makes sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.91,0:10:22.00,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.83,0:10:23.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Gah...!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.79,0:10:27.20,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not bad, right? I mean, it's got some charm...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.20,0:10:30.29,Default,,0,0,0,,It sure does make you look like a servant, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.83,0:10:34.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd prefer something a bit more comfortable...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.79,0:10:38.25,Default,,0,0,0,,It doesn't do the trick for you?\NWell, let's try something sportier.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.45,0:10:41.79,Default,,0,0,0,,It's kinda...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.83,0:10:45.37,Default,,0,0,1,,{\an7\fs16\alpha&H80&}Note: A nod to a Japanese artist known as "The Naked General."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.83,0:10:45.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I suppose you are dressed\Nlike one kind of general...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.37,0:10:47.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Who told you to mess around?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.33,0:10:53.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I suppose this is indeed the kind of thing\Nwe should've had a woman help us with.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.37,0:10:54.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Depending on the woman, of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.29,0:10:57.87,Default,,0,0,0,,This was all your idea and yet\Nyou were just playing around...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.08,0:11:01.08,Default,,0,0,0,,A woman who stands out and who's also fashionable...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.37,0:11:03.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Miss Daji fits the bill.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.25,0:11:07.95,Default,,0,0,0,,She's beautiful, she's famous, and beyond that,\Nshe's a talented woman with a knack for management.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.79,0:11:15.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, that's right. I was ordered by Miss Daji to apprehend\Nwhoever was responsible for dining and dashing.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.29,0:11:16.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.62,0:11:19.83,Default,,0,0,0,,But, in the end, he left money to cover his bill, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.08,0:11:23.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, which is why I want him to clear up the matter.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.75,0:11:25.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Before I get torn apart, that is.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.25,0:11:29.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, this's a good opportunity, right?\NI don't know what'll happen to him,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.16,0:11:33.58,Default,,0,0,0,,but if we have her teach him the secret\Nto standing out, then, you know...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.54,0:11:37.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Where'd he go?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.50,0:11:41.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.91,0:11:42.87,Default,,0,0,0,,He's not here...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.29,0:11:45.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Hell's\N{\an5}Western Clothing Store
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.79,0:11:45.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.08,0:11:49.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Where'd he run off to when we took our eyes\Noff of him for second?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.75,0:11:53.37,Default,,0,0,0,,So, uh, how should I attempt to explain this...?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.37,0:11:54.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Aww...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.25,0:11:57.95,Default,,0,0,0,,It's quite a slippery story... isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.79,0:12:14.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I was waiting for you!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.54,0:12:19.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I'm the Nurarihyon who was introduced\Njust a moment ago!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.20,0:12:20.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll definitely become like that one day.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.20,0:12:21.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}My apologies for addressing you from way up here.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.16,0:12:24.33,Default,,0,0,0,,One day, surely...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.16,0:12:25.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Eat this! NURARIHYON BEAM!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.00,0:12:29.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Hana Kappo Kitsune Gozen
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.50,0:12:36.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to eat some snake...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.66,0:12:37.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.37,0:12:41.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Long ago, I used to eat them\Nat the taibon execution grounds.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.54,0:12:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,The snakes that have swallowed a person whole,\Nyou see, are especially delicious.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.58,0:12:50.87,Default,,0,0,0,,My desire to eat such snakes was the reason\NI made the taibon in the first place.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.75,0:12:58.25,Default,,0,0,0,,By the way, Gon, as of late neither your efforts\Nto solicit customers nor your sales have been that good.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.41,0:13:04.95,Default,,0,0,0,,They're quite tasty, you know...\NSnakes that have swallowed their prey whole, I mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.95,0:13:07.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Obobobobobo\N{\an4}bobobobobobo
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.96,0:13:07.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Obobobobobo\N{\an5}bobobobobobo
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.45,0:13:08.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Obobobobobobo...!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.95,0:13:13.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Gon Gets to Work
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.45,0:13:18.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I was hoping you could somehow help me out...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.54,0:13:20.75,Default,,0,0,0,,No way!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.75,0:13:22.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Just think of it as saving my skin...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.79,0:13:25.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I said no! Besides, who are you anyway?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.62,0:13:29.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I beg you! Hell's execution grounds\Nhave snakes, don't they?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.58,0:13:30.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me have one, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.20,0:13:33.87,Default,,0,0,0,,At this rate, I'm gonna end up\Neither getting fired or getting eaten!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.04,0:13:37.16,Default,,0,0,0,,That's got nothing to do with me!\NIf you're in that much trouble,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.16,0:13:39.50,Default,,0,0,0,,wouldn't you be better off trying to get a job over here?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.95,0:13:41.45,Default,,0,0,0,,That sounds even worse.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.04,0:13:46.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Arriving on the job on a regular schedule,\Nworking my tail off... Not a chance!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.70,0:13:48.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Then go and get eaten!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.04,0:13:51.41,Default,,0,0,0,,What's this commotion about?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.62,0:13:54.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Buddy, please hear me out!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.75,0:14:03.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Perhaps rather than "bring me a snake,"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.12,0:14:08.37,Default,,0,0,0,,she means "if you don't increase your sales,\NI'll feed you to a snake and then eat it."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.87,0:14:10.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Could it be a warning like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.91,0:14:12.04,Default,,0,0,0,,You're right.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.29,0:14:14.95,Default,,0,0,0,,But, in the case of Miss Daji...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.50,0:14:20.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Increase your sales, and on top of that bring me\Na snake as an apology, you worthless bum!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.08,0:14:22.33,Default,,0,0,0,,...would be correct.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.33,0:14:26.66,Default,,0,0,0,,If you understand the implied meaning\Nof your boss's words so well,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.66,0:14:28.95,Default,,0,0,0,,how'd you manage to get into this mess?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.83,0:14:31.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, anyway...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.79,0:14:34.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll give you what you want\Nif you help out around here for one week.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.83,0:14:36.91,Default,,0,0,0,,We're quite busy given it's Obon season, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.62,0:14:38.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Right now...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.16,0:14:42.91,Default,,0,0,0,,there happens to be in the Black Belly Realm\Na Hell snake that's full to the point of bursting,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.91,0:14:45.12,Default,,0,0,0,,after swallowing a number of the dead whole.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.66,0:14:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll give you that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.20,0:14:50.50,Default,,0,0,0,,So you're saying that one's alright to eat?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.83,0:14:53.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Even if it's eaten, it will just regenerate\Nalong with the all dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.04,0:14:56.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Hell snakes also regenerate?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.62,0:15:01.29,Default,,0,0,0,,More than regenerating,\Nit's that they're born again... in Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.70,0:15:03.37,Default,,0,0,0,,It's the same with the shinkuchu.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.66,0:15:07.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Whether they die, are reborn, sleep,\Nor wake, they still remain shinkuchu.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.95,0:15:11.45,Default,,0,0,0,,That cycle kinda rubs me the wrong way...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.33,0:15:19.04,Default,,0,0,0,,They are born in Hell, die in Hell,\Nand then are born in Hell yet again.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.66,0:15:24.62,Default,,0,0,0,,That is what we currently understand\Nof shinkuchu ecology.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.87,0:15:26.70,Default,,0,0,0,,How depressing...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.70,0:15:29.00,Default,,0,0,0,,However, by building up enough virtue,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.04,0:15:31.58,Default,,0,0,0,,even a bug can be reincarnated\Nas a human on rare occasions.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.58,0:15:33.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, that makes sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.70,0:15:37.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Bothersome\N{\an8}Behavior
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.71,0:15:37.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Customer\N{\an6}Arrogance\N{\an5}Abusive Language
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.33,0:15:35.50,Default,,0,0,0,,So maybe this guy was a bug\Nin his previous incarnation?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.50,0:15:37.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Certainly are some deplorable humans out there...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.50,0:15:44.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Nevertheless, I don't think working here\Nfor a week would jibe with my nature.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.62,0:15:47.66,Default,,0,0,0,,On top of that, it's without pay, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.25,0:15:50.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You're being overly optimistic, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.79,0:15:54.33,Default,,0,0,0,,If you don't like my terms,\Nyou'll have to ask for help somewhere else.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.41,0:15:58.37,Default,,0,0,0,,You could try to ask at a place where\Nthey revere albino snakes or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.83,0:16:02.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Wouldn't those ones be divine messengers?\NI'd be cursed for the next seven generations!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.04,0:16:07.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Well then, how about getting Medusa\Nto eat until stuffed and then offer her to Daji?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.12,0:16:11.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Where's Medusa's head right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.04,0:16:14.70,Default,,0,0,0,,The Greek goddess Athena currently has it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.70,0:16:16.54,Default,,0,0,0,,If you think you can take it from me, go ahead and try.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.54,0:16:17.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Not gonna happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.04,0:16:23.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, then about you butter up Satan, make him\Ntransform into a snake, and then have her eat that?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.91,0:16:27.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Even I can tell that would spark an international incident.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.95,0:16:29.58,Default,,0,0,0,,IF YOU REJECT ALL THAT, THEN...!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.79,0:16:33.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Poisonous Snakes
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.62,0:16:33.29,Default,,0,0,0,,One: Hunting for snakes in the Chinese Fengdu Hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.29,0:16:36.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Poisonous Snakes
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.70,0:16:36.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Two: Hunting for snakes in the Egyptian Duat!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.79,0:16:43.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}POISONOUS SNAKES
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.25,0:16:43.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Three: The EU Hell. Hunting for snakes\Nin the seventh moat inside the eighth valley.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.04,0:16:47.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Poisonous Snakes
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.33,0:16:47.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Four: Find some way to get the Mundane World\Nand help round up yellow-spotted pit vipers.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.95,0:16:50.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Five: Have a cat, the natural enemy of snakes,\Ncatch one and bring it to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.91,0:16:53.12,Default,,0,0,0,,However, that method depends on the whims of a cat.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.95,0:16:59.87,Default,,0,0,0,,If I had that kinda ability, I would've built a house\Nwith my own hands by this point, ya know?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.20,0:17:05.08,Default,,0,0,0,,In Duat and the EU Hell, they've got\Nhonest-to-goodness devils and evil deities, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.62,0:17:07.58,Default,,0,0,0,,That's scary stuff...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.87,0:17:09.25,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.41,0:17:12.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Japanese Hell is exceedingly gentlemanly in comparison.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.66,0:17:15.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I suppose I'm left with no choice... Guess I'll work.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.33,0:17:17.66,Default,,0,0,0,,That's the spirit.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.95,0:17:20.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Fox Biting Realm
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.41,0:17:25.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Between working at the Fox Biting Realm or the\NFiery Fox Realm of Avici Hell, which would you prefer?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.91,0:17:25.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Fox Biting Realm\N{\an4}Fiery Fox Realm
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.12,0:17:27.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Which one would be easier?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.12,0:17:30.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Neither of them would be easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.70,0:17:35.45,Default,,0,0,0,,The Fox Biting Realm is where those\Nwho badmouth people with reckless abandon end up.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.70,0:17:40.75,Default,,0,0,0,,The Fiery Fox Realm is where those\Nwho burn down temples and the like end up.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.20,0:17:44.25,Default,,0,0,0,,The Fiery Fox Realm... Isn't that where Nobunaga is?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.66,0:17:49.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Even if he is, right now he'd be\Nin the middle of falling down into the blaze.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.62,0:17:53.58,Default,,0,0,0,,It takes 2,000 years to descend down\Nto Avici Hell, you see.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.95,0:17:54.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}2,000 Years
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.16,0:17:59.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, he received a reduced sentence\Nbased on his position and achievements,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.29,0:18:01.20,Default,,0,0,0,,so I'm sure he didn't end up in Avici Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.45,0:18:04.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh man, I kinda wanted to see him.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.04,0:18:08.45,Default,,0,0,0,,So at that Fiery Fox or whatever it's called...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.00,0:18:10.33,Default,,0,0,0,,What I am supposed to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.70,0:18:12.87,Default,,0,0,0,,You just have to frighten the dead there.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.41,0:18:16.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, how tiresome... You know any tricks for that?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.29,0:18:21.16,Default,,0,0,0,,First off, how about getting rid of that archaic smile?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.50,0:18:23.00,Default,,0,0,0,,That's just the way my face is...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.95,0:18:27.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Fiery\N{\an5}Fox
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.96,0:18:27.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Realm
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.33,0:18:29.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Gah, it hurts...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.91,0:18:36.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, first, it's time for my personal style...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.95,0:18:39.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.62,0:18:46.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Hiya, fella, what made you do something bad?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.20,0:18:48.54,Default,,0,0,0,,You know Heaven's a better place, right?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.54,0:18:51.37,Default,,0,0,0,,The alcohol's great there, and the women are beautiful!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.00,0:18:53.87,Default,,0,0,0,,You're not here to work as a tout!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.54,0:18:57.41,Default,,0,0,0,,And you don't need\Nto ask the dead about their life stories.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.58,0:19:03.04,Default,,0,0,0,,But, I mean really thinking about it,\Nthis's exactly the opposite of what I normally do.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.41,0:19:07.00,Default,,0,0,0,,My deep-seated nature of serving customers\Nisn't to be taken lightly!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.20,0:19:10.95,Default,,0,0,0,,We don't serve customers here! We torture the dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.25,0:19:13.62,Default,,0,0,0,,In any case, please try to be harsh with them.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.79,0:19:15.16,Default,,0,0,0,,If you want a snake, that is.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.00,0:19:19.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}A week\N{\an4}has passed
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.04,0:19:22.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder how Gon is doing...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.66,0:19:26.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, let me take that back.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.83,0:19:28.20,Default,,0,0,0,,No taking back a move.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.66,0:19:30.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.58,0:19:37.12,Default,,0,0,0,,By my very nature, I'm not good at being harsh!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.16,0:19:44.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen here... back when I still a nursing cub,\NI separated myself from the struggle for milk.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.00,0:19:49.16,Default,,0,0,0,,When I attended a temple elementary school,\NI removed myself from the battle for good grades!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.41,0:19:50.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I wanna make some easy money...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.83,0:19:53.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! Don't cut class, Gon!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.83,0:19:57.08,Default,,0,0,0,,When I reached the age when people hunt for jobs,\NI removed myself from the war to find a good one.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.66,0:19:59.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I wanna make some easy money...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.37,0:20:03.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Talk of marriage, qualifications,\Nsaving money, getting my own house...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.62,0:20:01.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}TALK\N{\an5}OF\N{\an5}MARRIAGE
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.54,0:20:02.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}QUALIFICATIONS
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.37,0:20:03.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}SAVING\N{\an6}MONEY
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.25,0:20:04.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}MY\N{\an5}OWN\N{\an5}HOUSE
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.66,0:20:05.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I separated myself from all of that.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.33,0:20:07.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I wanna make some easy money...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.41,0:20:12.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Having separated myself from all such things,\NI live by the ideals of pacifism and individualism!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.25,0:20:17.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Then, why do you work for Daji,\Nwho's about as far from peaceful as you can get.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.58,0:20:20.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I just settled in where I was able to settle down.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.50,0:20:23.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you sure you don't mean\Nyou tumbled down to where you dropped?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.16,0:20:26.75,Default,,0,0,0,,In any case, I'm afraid I can't give you a snake.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.75,0:20:28.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, gimme one!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.25,0:20:32.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Daji, guys like this are trouble, wouldn't you agree?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.54,0:20:33.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.70,0:20:36.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Gon.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.50,0:20:39.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Miss Daji! You've come all the way here?!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.66,0:20:42.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Gon.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.62,0:20:46.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Guys like you are truly hopeless.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.75,0:20:49.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Say your prayers!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.50,0:21:08.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Gah! Ow, ow, ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.91,0:21:17.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I really wanted to make some easy money...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.25,0:21:21.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.45,0:21:23.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Have at it.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.79,0:21:27.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You've frightened the dead enough\Nthat I consider the week's worth of work made up for.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.20,0:21:29.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I offer this to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.08,0:21:31.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.91,0:21:34.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hearing that makes me feel a whole lot better.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.66,0:21:37.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Gon, carry that back and cook it up for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.33,0:21:45.41,Default,,0,0,0,,You know, as the only one who's able to get me to work,\NDaji is something like a restorative tonic to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.83,0:21:49.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I see, seems you really did settle in\Nwhere you were able to settle down.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.75,0:21:53.66,Default,,0,0,0,,The world is actually a well put together place, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.00,0:22:11.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Uso yo. Janakya naze koko ni tadoritsuku no?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.00,0:22:11.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}That's a lie. If not, why do you find your way here?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.29,0:22:18.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Enma-sama no mae de nao shira o kiru no ne
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.29,0:22:18.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Even in front of Lord Enma, you feign ignorance
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.83,0:22:24.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Baka ne. Dakedo sonna toko tamaranakute
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.83,0:22:24.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}You're an idiot. But I can't get enough of that aspect of you
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.04,0:22:30.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Teitaraku. Onaji tsumi kasanetsuzuketa
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.04,0:22:30.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}What a predicament. You continued to repeat the same sin
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.33,0:22:37.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Ii no? Yubikiri genman.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.33,0:22:37.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Is that alright? Pinky swear.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.95,0:22:37.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}(E?)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.95,0:22:37.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}(Huh?)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.83,0:22:43.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Gachi ni honto ni naru yo.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.83,0:22:43.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}It will seriously become reality.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.16,0:22:43.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}(Dogii!)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.16,0:22:43.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}(Startling!)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.12,0:22:50.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Tensei o matazu shounetsu no mama ni
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.12,0:22:50.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Without waiting for reincarnation, while still in the scorching heat
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.16,0:22:56.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Asa hiru eien ai o kushizashi narabete
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.16,0:22:56.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Morning, midday, and eternally skewer desires and line them up
Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.45,0:22:59.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Gutsu gutsu mou! Nie nie da yo
Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.45,0:22:59.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Already simmering! It's boiling
Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.62,0:23:02.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Yuuge wa jigoku de hot pot
Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.62,0:23:02.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Supper is a hot pot in Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.95,0:23:09.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Nita mono doushi ni oniai no oshioki
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.95,0:23:09.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}For people who are alike, a suitable punishment
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.16,0:23:12.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Juu juu achi! Koge koge da yo
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.16,0:23:12.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Sizzling hot! It's burned to a crisp
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.33,0:23:15.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Anata to jigoku de hotcake
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.33,0:23:15.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\be9}Hotcakes with you in Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.58,0:23:20.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\be9}Tokoyo no suna ni naru made
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.58,0:23:20.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Until they become forever-unchanging sand
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.91,0:23:27.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}NEXT TIME\N{\an4}ON HOZUKI'S\N{\an4}COOLHEADEDNESS...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.29,0:23:28.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Where has Lord Satan gone off to?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:28.79,0:23:32.25,Default,,0,0,0,,He was at the video arcade\Nplaying a video game with a fly or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.50,0:23:30.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}AND
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.33,0:23:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}BUT
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.25,0:23:34.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Must've been the new game from Nekomata Nyanko.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.87,0:23:34.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}SO
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.37,0:23:36.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, are you heading off to a business reception?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.45,0:23:40.25,Default,,0,0,0,,At Lady Lilith's request, we're going\Nto go observe a mechanical chief of staff.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.41,0:23:40.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}WE PRESENT:\N{\an7}GAMES\N{\an5}AND\N{\an4}MECHANICAL CHIEF OF STAFF
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.42,0:23:40.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}PLEASE ENJOY!