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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.00,0:00:05.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}UNDERAGE DRINKING IS PROHIBITED BY LAW.\N{\an4}ALCOHOL IS MEANT TO BE ENJOYED BY THOSE 20 AND OVER.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.50,0:00:04.29,Default,,0,0,0,,All of us are at least 20 years old!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.66,0:00:08.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}SHED THOSE WINTER POUNDS!!\N{\an5}Simple diet and in-home exercise tips\N{\an5}to bring out your inner woman!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.25,0:00:08.04,Default,,0,0,0,,"Shed those winter pounds"!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.12,0:00:12.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna bring out my inner woman!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.83,0:00:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm home!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.37,0:00:16.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Michiru. Welcome back.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.29,0:00:19.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, look. I got some old-time snacks!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.20,0:00:24.75,Default,,0,0,0,,It hit me that this kinda stuff\Nwould go great with booze.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.12,0:00:26.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Wanna try?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.50,0:00:28.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Farewell, O woman that could have been!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.87,0:01:03.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}MICHIRU AMATSUKI\N{\an5}BIRTHDAY - MARCH 5TH (PISCES)\N{\an5}BLOOD TYPE - B\N{\an5}WORKS FOR A\N{\an5}STARTUP COMPANY
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.79,0:01:08.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}NAO KIRIYAMA\N{\an4}BIRTHDAY - AUGUST 28TH (VIRGO)\N{\an4}BLOOD TYPE - AB\N{\an4}WORKS AT A CLOTHING STORE
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.83,0:01:14.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}MAKOTO KIRIYAMA\N{\an5}BIRTHDAY - JUNE 24TH (CANCER)\N{\an5}BLOOD TYPE - AB\N{\an5}COLLEGE STUDENT\N{\an5}SCHOOL DANCE CLUB MEMBER
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.58,0:01:19.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}KAE MIDORIKAWA\N{\an4}BIRTHDAY - MAY 12 (TAURUS)\N{\an4}BLOOD TYPE - O\N{\an4}WEDDING PLANNER
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.20,0:02:05.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}Umaibo\N{\an5}Umaibo
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.21,0:02:05.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Umaibo\N{\an6}Umaibo
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.41,0:02:07.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}EPISODE 9 - OTOKO UME SOUR
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.41,0:02:05.54,Default,,0,0,0,,A girl from work brought these for everyone to snack on.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.00,0:02:10.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Having these once in a while sure takes you back... and makes you kinda happy, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.87,0:02:10.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}Umaibo\N{\an5}Umaibo
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.95,0:02:14.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Come to think of it, there was one of those\Nold-time snack shops close to our hometown.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.25,0:02:14.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Old-Time Snacks & Drink\N{\an5}Shop
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.16,0:02:18.54,Default,,0,0,0,,It was kind of small, but it was STACKED\Nwith all kinds of snacks.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.54,0:02:20.87,Default,,0,0,0,,It's fun choosing something from out of all that, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.16,0:02:23.62,Default,,0,0,0,,He's not here either, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.95,0:02:24.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.83,0:02:33.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Personally, I think it's the supermarket snack corner\Nthat's made the biggest impression on me...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.66,0:02:33.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chocolates\N{\an8}Snack Foods\N{\an8}Individually Packaged Snacks
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.66,0:02:38.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Cabbage
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.79,0:02:35.83,Default,,0,0,0,,C'mon Makoto, let's get this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.83,0:02:37.83,Default,,0,0,0,,No way. I want THAT one!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.83,0:02:39.04,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, you two...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.25,0:02:42.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Hurry up and CHOOSE.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.50,0:02:46.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Mom would stay mad\Ntill we finally chose something, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.29,0:02:48.87,Default,,0,0,0,,So, that's why you gotta have some too, Michiru!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.79,0:02:51.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}Umaibo
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.25,0:02:51.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I respectfully decline!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.16,0:02:51.91,Default,,0,0,0,,How come?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.12,0:02:54.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I have to shed these winter pounds, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.20,0:02:57.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, thighs!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.20,0:02:57.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I swear...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.58,0:02:59.62,Default,,0,0,0,,you always buy into\Nwhatever the magazines say...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.75,0:03:03.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I haven't made it to the gym recently,\Nbut I have to at least get some of my body back!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.95,0:03:05.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hup! Leg... lifts!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.50,0:03:07.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Whaaat?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.37,0:03:11.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, what's next?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.33,0:03:15.12,Default,,0,0,0,,This will loosen up my back!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.70,0:03:15.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Umaibo
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.29,0:03:22.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Voila.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.41,0:03:27.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine, but just one!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.45,0:03:29.20,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a good girl...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.79,0:03:31.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.08,0:03:33.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, here you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.00,0:03:34.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Why'd you crush it?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.75,0:03:39.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Why wouldn't you want to eat it in all its tubular glory?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.91,0:03:41.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Trust me. Just open it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.29,0:03:41.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Umaibo
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.33,0:03:45.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.25,0:03:47.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It split into four perfect pieces!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.33,0:03:51.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Now you can eat it without dirtying\Nthe sides of your mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.91,0:03:53.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}After all,\N{\an7}one's mouth\N{\an5}is rather dainty
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.29,0:03:53.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Such feminine attention to detail!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.41,0:03:55.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Like THIS?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.75,0:03:59.20,Default,,0,0,0,,In cases like these...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.25,0:04:01.66,Default,,0,0,0,,What happened to femininity?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.00,0:04:06.75,Default,,0,0,0,,These have a pretty strong flavor, don't they?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.29,0:04:10.29,Default,,0,0,0,,It makes you want more, and just gobble them up!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.29,0:04:17.25,Default,,0,0,0,,And so! That's why, about an hour ago,\NI thought... these could go great with booze!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.25,0:04:18.16,Default,,0,0,0,,That's sort of random.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.16,0:04:22.66,Default,,0,0,0,,And if you're pairing with junky snacks,\Nthen a snacky kind of booze would be best.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.00,0:04:26.58,Default,,0,0,0,,A snacky kind of booze... A booze that is a snack...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.08,0:04:30.33,Default,,0,0,0,,And this booze right here has replicated\Nthe very ESSENCE of snacks!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.50,0:04:31.37,Default,,0,0,0,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.66,0:04:33.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Behold!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.66,0:04:35.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}NEW\N{\an5}OTOKO\N{\an5}UME\N{\an5}SOUR
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.42,0:04:35.25,Default,,0,0,0,,"Otoko Ume Sour"!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.25,0:04:39.08,Default,,0,0,0,,This drink perfectly recreates\Nthat "Manly Pickled Plum" candy!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.70,0:04:39.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}OTOKO\N{\an5}UME
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.71,0:04:39.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}SOUR\N{\an5}WITH THE JUICE OF RIPE PICKLED PLUMS\N{\an5}SOUR AND DELICIOUS
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.29,0:04:41.33,Default,,0,0,0,,The one that has the plum with those huge muscles?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.54,0:04:44.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}OTOKO\N{\an5}UME\N{\an5}SOUR
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.83,0:04:44.91,Default,,0,0,1,,{\an7\fs16\alpha&H80&}Note: "Manly Pickled Plum" is an actual candy that does indeed have a jacked-up plum as its mascot.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.83,0:04:44.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Yup. And they made it into a sour cocktail!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.91,0:04:49.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}OTOKO\N{\an5}UME\N{\an5}SOUR
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.12,0:04:49.45,Default,,0,0,0,,In any case, this snack\Nwill make you beeline for the booze.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.95,0:04:52.25,Default,,0,0,0,,And then...!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.00,0:04:51.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}OTOKO\N{\an8}UME\N{\an4}SOUR
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.91,0:04:54.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}NEW\N{\an8}OTOKO\N{\an5}UME\N{\an5}SOUR
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.83,0:04:56.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}NEW\N{\an4}OTOKO\N{\an4}UME\N{\an1}SOUR
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.66,0:04:57.91,Default,,0,0,0,,That looks sour!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.91,0:05:03.66,Default,,0,0,0,,The pickled plum is so REAL\Nthat once you get through it, you feel refreshed!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.66,0:05:05.62,Default,,0,0,0,,That's what makes an Otoko Ume Sour!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.91,0:05:05.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}OTOKO\N{\an5}UME\N{\an5}SOUR
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.66,0:05:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}NEW\N{\an4}OTOKO\N{\an4}UME\N{\an4}SOUR
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.87,0:05:06.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, go on.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.66,0:05:08.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks so-!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.75,0:05:11.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't! That is not an option!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.87,0:05:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I already have to work off the calories from that Umaibo.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.70,0:05:17.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}OTOKO\N{\an5}UME
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.71,0:05:17.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}SOUR
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.83,0:05:17.37,Default,,0,0,0,,You're so friggin' stubborn.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.79,0:05:21.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine, I'll just enjoy this in my own way.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.04,0:05:23.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.50,0:05:26.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought for sure she'd try\Nto force something on me again...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.91,0:05:28.45,Default,,0,0,0,,What is she doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.08,0:05:30.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that salt?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.66,0:05:32.66,Default,,0,0,0,,She's coated the rim of that beer mug with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.66,0:05:36.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Then she added a bunch of ice...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.54,0:05:38.29,Default,,0,0,0,,And now the Otoko Ume Sour!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.41,0:05:41.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Now she's added a real pickled plum!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.87,0:05:42.87,Default,,0,0,0,,This is...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.20,0:05:45.87,Default,,0,0,0,,The Three-Tiered Approach to the Otoko Ume Sour!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.95,0:05:47.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}SALT RIM
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.12,0:05:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,A salted rim!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.08,0:05:50.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}ADDITIONAL PICKLED PLUM
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.54,0:05:48.87,Default,,0,0,0,,An added pickled plum!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.00,0:05:50.70,Default,,0,0,0,,And then, the final piece that brings it all together...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.20,0:05:52.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}CRUST OF PICKLED PLUM SALT
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.70,0:05:52.41,Default,,0,0,0,,A CRUST OF PICKLED PLUM SALT!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.08,0:05:55.83,Default,,0,0,0,,That looks really salty... and really sour.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.20,0:05:59.50,Default,,0,0,0,,H-huh? I'm drooling!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.83,0:06:04.04,Default,,0,0,0,,What's this? Weren't you supposed to be exercising?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.41,0:06:06.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I'm just taking a little break.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.16,0:06:13.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Actually, pickled plums are good for you\Nand keep you from getting fat, right...?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.25,0:06:14.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, probably.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.20,0:06:24.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I want some! Please, let me have some!\NGive me a taste of that pickled plum salt crust!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.83,0:06:26.25,Default,,0,0,0,,All according to plan.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.20,0:06:36.12,Default,,0,0,1,,{\an8\fs16\alpha&H80&}Note: Italian for "Splendid!"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.20,0:06:36.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Ottimo!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.12,0:06:37.37,Default,,0,0,0,,"Ottimo"?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.95,0:06:42.37,Default,,0,0,0,,It's salty and sour... It's the flavor of that manly candy!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.87,0:06:46.91,Default,,0,0,0,,The more salt you drink in, the sweeter the liquor tastes!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.58,0:06:52.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Crushing a pickled plum and adding the pulp\Nmakes it even MORE decadent!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.62,0:06:53.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Umaibo
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.66,0:06:53.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Also...!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.79,0:06:56.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine, I don't care, I'll eat it!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.54,0:06:57.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm home.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.25,0:06:59.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome back!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.83,0:07:04.00,Default,,0,0,0,,C'mon and join us, Kae. We're pairing\Njunky snacks with Otoko Ume Sour!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.29,0:07:06.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll pass. It's already late.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.08,0:07:09.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Plus, it's easy to get fat in winter\Nbut hard to shed those pounds.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.91,0:07:12.12,Default,,0,0,0,,A LITTLE WILL BE FINE, TRUST ME!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.41,0:07:16.45,Default,,0,0,0,,R-really? Well, maybe I'll have just one.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.25,0:07:21.37,Default,,0,0,0,,She...!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.25,0:07:24.37,Default,,0,0,0,,She left all those crumbs right there!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.37,0:07:27.41,Default,,0,0,0,,THIS is how adults act when they're eating snacks?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.41,0:07:32.16,Default,,0,0,0,,You okay, Michiru?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.16,0:07:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I want some of those "adult" crumbs too!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.75,0:07:39.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Try it, Kae. It's sour and super delish!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.70,0:07:43.29,Default,,0,0,0,,They say you crave sour things\Nwhen you've overexerted yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.29,0:07:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, my body's been popping\Nleft and right these days.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.95,0:07:51.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I have to stand at work,\Nand the blood don't circulate right when it's cold,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.45,0:07:55.83,Default,,0,0,0,,so once the day's done,\NI just want to go straight to a hot spring!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.50,0:08:00.20,Default,,0,0,0,,A hot spring sure would be nice.\NIt would be so soothing...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.37,0:08:02.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Right? You want to take a break, right?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.70,0:08:04.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Hot spring! Hot spring!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.83,0:08:08.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Speaking of, they say you crave sour things\Nwhen you feel UNFULFILLED too.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.45,0:08:18.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's almost Christmas,\Nso we're getting more and more couples in.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.20,0:08:20.70,Default,,0,0,0,,An unintended dis!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.62,0:08:25.66,Default,,0,0,0,,This "Otoko Ume Sour" is quite tasty, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.66,0:08:26.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.16,0:08:29.58,Default,,0,0,0,,It really gets you, in the body but also in the heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.83,0:08:33.58,Default,,0,0,0,,We may not have men, but at least\Nwe have this manly sour drink...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.33,0:08:37.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Next up: Cheese crackers!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.83,0:08:42.37,Default,,0,0,1,,{\an8\fs16\alpha&H80&}Note:  Katsu - an abbreviation of "cutlet," as in a fried pork cutlet.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.83,0:08:42.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}OCTOPUS RICE CRACKERS
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.83,0:08:42.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I've also got octopus rice crackers,\NBig Katsu, Rice Ball Crackers, and Cabbage-Taro.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.37,0:08:44.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}RICE BALL CRACKERS\N{\an5}Cabbage Taro
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.37,0:08:44.70,Default,,0,0,0,,These would pair perfectly with some alcohol!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.87,0:08:49.04,Default,,0,0,0,,These crackers went on sale in 1972\Nand have been a best seller.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.04,0:08:53.95,Default,,0,0,0,,They're light and crispy, and once you experience\Nthe kind, gentle flavor and aroma of the cheese,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.95,0:08:55.91,Default,,0,0,0,,you won't be able to stop yourself!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.25,0:08:58.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, something nice and gentle is always welcome.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.00,0:09:02.54,Default,,0,0,0,,We should try to have more\Nof these simple pleasures, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.25,0:09:06.75,Default,,0,0,0,,They both seem pretty tired...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.66,0:09:11.50,Default,,0,0,0,,All these make such great side snacks!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.95,0:09:16.87,Default,,0,0,0,,These Rice Ball Crackers use premium rice, and the\Ncoarse salt matches perfectly with the Otoko Ume Sour.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.87,0:09:23.58,Default,,0,0,0,,The Otoko Ume Sour is versatile enough\Nto go with ANY snack!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.75,0:09:22.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}OTOKO\N{\an5}UME\N{\an5}SOUR
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.20,0:09:23.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}NEW\N{\an8}OTOKO
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.21,0:09:23.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}UME\N{\an5}SOUR
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.00,0:09:26.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I only wanted a bite or two, but I ended up eating a lot...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.75,0:09:29.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Michiru, it's about time for today's main event!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.12,0:09:31.70,Default,,0,0,0,,"Main event"?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.87,0:09:34.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Octopus rice crackers with savory sauce!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.25,0:09:38.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Slap it between two Big Katsu and you've got\Nan Octopus Rice Cracker Katsu Sandwich!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.37,0:09:41.95,Default,,0,0,0,,If you ask me, you should add some mayonnaise too.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.50,0:09:48.54,Default,,0,0,0,,How decadent it feels to simply ignore calories!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.54,0:09:50.08,Default,,0,0,0,,It's so glorious!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.00,0:09:51.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, those...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.41,0:09:56.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Those are "adult" crumbs!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.45,0:09:58.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I, Michiru, will have an Octopus Katsu sandwich too!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.75,0:10:03.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Finally, I get to...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.75,0:10:08.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Th-they're on my STOMACH!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.45,0:10:11.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Panic\N{\an5}Panic
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.79,0:10:15.04,Default,,0,0,0,,The Octopus Katsu is good stuff, huh?\NLet's scarf up some more!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.70,0:10:19.20,Default,,0,0,0,,For me, this shall be the Last Supper!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.20,0:10:20.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.16,0:10:25.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll do my best to bring out\Nmy inner woman - TOMORROW.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.29,0:11:59.12,Default,,0,0,0,,So, this "Otoko Ume" stuff isn't just candy:
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.12,0:12:05.37,Default,,0,0,0,,It's real pickled plums and tablets and gummies\Nand jelly snacks and soft drinks - all kinds of things.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.37,0:12:09.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder if any of them would go well\Nwith the Otoko Ume Sour...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.62,0:12:12.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm drooling just thinking about it!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.41,0:12:15.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}NEXT TIME\N{\an5}ORION BEER
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.16,0:12:15.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's to another night!