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Submitted by cummy on October 13, 2021

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I get out of the shower to answer the door for my extra sausage pizza. But realized I don’t have any tip money. So I ask my pool boy if he can spare some and I’ll pay him back later. Except he isn’t working cause it’s the weekend and he is probably home. So I try my neighbors and hope to give them a IOU. But then realized they went on their vacation yesterday and aren’t home yet. In the process I accidentally lock myself out of my house. So I’m just stuck outside just in a towel while in awkward silence with the pizza guy. But I then remembered that I left a window open and try to go through it. And got stuck in the frame. I beg the pizza guy to help me out and he does so. Such a nice guy. But my towel gets all dirty in the process. And a sudden breeze of realization hits me when I remember where my spare key is. I get back in my house and goes straight to the laundry room cause I believe I might have cash in my jeans that are in the dryer. And like any girl. I put my entire upper torso into the machine to reach the far back. Which result in me getting stuck again. The pizza guy gets annoyed and left. And that is how I fucked the pizza guy’s schedule