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Submitted by cummy on January 18, 2022

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Someone on Reddit had the audacity to DM me that they made a subreddit about  images taken of a gay person with their cat. Actively moderating several subreddits and owning my own sub, I was intrigued by this user’s advertisement. I felt sympathy for him cause he said he started it to have a community to belong to; claiming the “NSFW” tag was just there so 9yo. trolls don’t get in. Well on my splendid Sunday evening eating carcinogenic over-produced candy, I decided to join this community blindly to support it. In fact I made a post about it advertising this guys shitty subreddit. Yeah, well you know the next morning, I scrolled through my feed until I hear this loud moaning and squishing…! My heart pounds cause I still live at home so I slam the fuck out of the power button and the sound stops. I hear some laughing coming from my little stepbrother’s room. He texts, “lmao wtf was that lol.”  I shiver and try to type as fast as possible explaining myself; he knows I was typing for too long so he sends, "dude just wait till ur mom gets home lol". I could go over to his room and pound my knuckle through his face until I hear him FaceTiming his little brat friends. He's laughing hysterically and proceeds to tell his friends that I'm watching gay porn at full volume; giving the details of EVERYTHING... Ugh, my reputation is ruined. He laughs with his friends until the front door is unlocked and opens: it's my mom. Immediately I hear his bedroom door slam open not long before I hear rapid-fire stomping down the stairs. I could tell he's holding his hysterical laughter for when I am getting punished by my mom who says she'll "give the phone of yours a lil' knock with my sledgehammer". My blood is pounding through my head like my scalp is getting an erection. At this point I don't even exist. Before she has caught me watching mario &luigi porn and she also caught me watching sonic and shadow porn (last time I got caught). I hear some silence downstairs for a while except for some ripping of papers. Moments later my little stepbrother wails in distress, "NO NO PLEASE! DON't take MY IPAD AWWY noooOo!!" Then I hear high heels walk up the stairs while he is burying his face into a pillow downstairs. Just as you would have thought, she went into his room and in a moment walked back out. "This is what you get for getting a C- on your science test!" she yelled angrily. At this point, he is hyperventilating and I am struggling to contain my laughter. "nOOOOOOOOOoo!" he yelped for like five seconds in his puny pre-pubescent beta male voice. He comes in to my room once my mom has gone into hers and says, "I'll make god damn sure to get you in trouble. Mark my words.". So at this point I'm kinda spooked cause what if he tells his dad and he tells my mom, etc. Like an hour ago I checked reddit (audio muted) and finally found what was making all that noise. It would be a crime to repeat what I saw. I am so fucking pissed that this online Redditor would insult me out of all people... I have his user and I told all my friends to report and block it for a reason I made up. He nearly ruined my whole life and has no remorse what a psychopath ammI right? DON'T VISIT r/gayscat IT IS NOT ABOUT GAY PEOPLE WITH THEIR CATS PLEASE DO NOT 
Well guys thatms my vent for today, any advice would he useful. I didn't know anywhere to post this except r/rant.  Thx