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Submitted by cummy on January 11, 2022

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Fortnite is the pinnacle of game design (Text)

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 Fortnite is the pinnacle of game design. We will never have a game that will surpass it. "counter strike global offensive" you might say, but that's where I have to remind you that you're just some pathetic beta cuck who's still stuck in the last meta. How many girls have you fucked recently? exactly. your bitch strike global offensive aint getting you any bitches, while I've fucked my entire college dorm in the past week just by telling everyone that I play fortnite. The second people know they start lining up at my door, wanting the taste of what a true victory royale tastes like, unlike your dry ass dick that has seen as much action as the CSGO competitive scene did in 2020. Fear my power you fucking beta csgo player, and watch as fortnite takes over as the domanating competitive game in 2022 onward, and while I'm on the big stage winning big you'll be quivering next to csgo's dry ass milkers begging for a single extra drop, so keep trash talking fortnite you fucking loser, and wihle you sit there thinking that maybe someone will finally fuck you for your shit opinions I'm here playing fortnite and shitting on your pathetic baby RNG game for boomers. Grow up. and get some bitches like me. While I'm busy fucking Loona and your competitive scene. While Fortnite thrives you'll be trying your best to stop your pathetic game from dying, while Fortnite will continue growing, until it surpasses it to such and unpassable point that your pathetic game will be forgotten in the dust, as that's how powerful Fortnite is, and while you try to flex your might claiming there's some "skill" in you 5v5 baby arena I'm fighting for my life against 99 other players... and still have a 99% win rate, with that 1% of matches loss being matches where I felt bad for the other player because of how pathetic they were. While you have to deal with the baby decisions of how to win a pathetically easy 1v5 im out here dropping 50 bombs every game, tactically playing on a whole nother level, and the pathetic system of "resource management" you claim to exist in your game isn't even comparable to the resource management in fortnite, and unlike your pathetic "pros" who cant even win a 1v5 i constantly default dance on full lobbies with just a gray pistol, while your pros can't even wina 1v1 with full utility. Your pathetic game can never compare to the might of my game, as mine is on a completely different universe to yours- one that has ascended to a whole new plane of existence, one that yours cant even comprehend because of the garbage that you and other pathetic cucks play on a daily basis, now get out of my face you pathetic loser, as I have to play a game that actually requires using more then 5iq.