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Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.91,0:00:12.29,Default,,0,0,0,,This is Maki-Miki's...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.29,0:00:14.62,Default,,0,0,0,,"Everywhere Report"!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.37,0:00:17.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Today we're in the Mundane World!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.75,0:00:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,To make sure no one finds out we're demons, \Nwe're reporting today in Mundane World clothing!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.45,0:00:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,And this is the business district!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.95,0:00:26.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's get right to it!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.16,0:00:30.70,Default,,0,0,0,,And see if we can interview one of the office warriors\Nthat fights for mundane Japan!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.79,0:00:33.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you for your service!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.12,0:00:36.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Where do you work, sir?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.08,0:00:39.58,Default,,0,0,0,,In Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.50,0:00:44.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigoku wa... Jigoku wa... Jigoku wa...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.50,0:00:44.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Hell is... Hell is... Hell is...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.79,0:00:46.95,Default,,0,0,0,,We're here to get you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.95,0:00:48.58,Default,,0,0,0,,When did this happen?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.45,0:00:53.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.45,0:00:53.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.25,0:00:54.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Daiseikyou!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.25,0:00:54.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Packed with customers!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.50,0:00:58.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.50,0:00:58.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.25,0:00:59.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sore mita koto ka!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.25,0:00:59.50,Default,,0,0,0,,There, you see that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.50,0:01:00.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Hansei da!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.50,0:01:00.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.66,0:01:03.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A! Sumi kara sumi made ban ban ban ban
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.66,0:01:03.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! From corner to corner, bam, bam, bam, bam,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.12,0:01:09.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Tanoshii na
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.12,0:01:09.58,Default,,0,0,0,,This is so much fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.58,0:01:10.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A!! Nantsutte!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.58,0:01:10.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! Just kidding!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.20,0:01:13.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Shinde Enma ni okorareru
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.20,0:01:13.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You die and Enma yells at you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.83,0:01:16.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Kitto hidoi ga tameni naru
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.83,0:01:16.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I know it's harsh, but it's for your own good.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.37,0:01:18.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Anata gotoki ga kodawaru na
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.37,0:01:18.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You have no right to be choosy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.91,0:01:21.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sora o miagerya hikarigoke!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.91,0:01:21.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Look up at the sky and see glowing moss!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.25,0:01:26.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Shindara kitto
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.25,0:01:26.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Dying must be
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.37,0:01:34.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Taihen da
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.37,0:01:34.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Really tough!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.66,0:01:31.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sore wa anata! Shidai desu!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.66,0:01:31.70,Default,,0,0,0,,That depends on you!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.29,0:01:36.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chimimouryou tte zettai kakenai!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.29,0:01:36.58,Default,,0,0,0,,There’s no way I could write 魑魅魍魎!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.58,0:01:40.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.58,0:01:40.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.50,0:01:41.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Daiseikyou!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.50,0:01:41.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Bursting with excitement!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.70,0:01:45.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.70,0:01:45.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.50,0:01:46.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chou atsui!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.50,0:01:46.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Super hot!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.75,0:01:50.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.75,0:01:50.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.58,0:01:51.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chou samui!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.58,0:01:51.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Super cold!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.79,0:01:55.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.79,0:01:55.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.79,0:01:57.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sore mita koto ka!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.79,0:01:57.08,Default,,0,0,0,,There, you see that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.08,0:01:58.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Hansei da!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.08,0:01:58.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.25,0:02:01.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A! Sumi kara sumi made ban ban ban ban
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.25,0:02:01.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! From corner to corner, bam, bam, bam, bam,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.41,0:02:07.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Tanoshii na
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.41,0:02:07.16,Default,,0,0,0,,This is so much fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.16,0:02:08.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A!! Nantsutte!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.16,0:02:08.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! Just kidding!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.12,0:02:16.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Kagachi's Coolheadedness
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.75,0:02:25.54,Default,,0,0,0,,M-Mr. Hozuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.50,0:02:28.91,Default,,0,0,0,,You look just like him.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.91,0:02:30.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I AM him.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.83,0:02:33.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I've taken a drug to make me look human.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.62,0:02:38.33,Default,,0,0,0,,It also causes drowsiness,\Nso I may look a little meaner than usual.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.16,0:02:40.20,Default,,0,0,0,,"A little"?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.20,0:02:43.62,Default,,0,0,0,,What's with the sinus medicine-like side effects?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.54,0:02:48.33,Default,,0,0,0,,So, um, what are you doing in a place like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.54,0:02:51.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! I know! You're a land shark!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.00,0:02:54.12,Default,,0,0,0,,No, you do not know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.37,0:02:55.20,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.20,0:02:57.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Then maybe the more obvious hit man?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.79,0:03:00.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Or, it's a stretch, but the only other thing\NI can think of is a bill collector.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.29,0:03:05.00,Default,,0,0,0,,What exactly is Mr. Hozuki in your eyes, Maki?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.45,0:03:08.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I've been working as a temporary office employee\Nfor the last ten days.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.37,0:03:10.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Ten whole days?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.83,0:03:14.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Most of the deceased\Nhave spent time working in an office.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.83,0:03:16.75,Default,,0,0,0,,So I periodically make sure to experience it myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.50,0:03:21.37,Default,,0,0,0,,The morning commute,\Na full train, everything a job entails.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.20,0:03:26.41,Default,,0,0,0,,There are many things about companies\Nthat you won't understand unless you've worked in one.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.91,0:03:30.95,Default,,0,0,0,,And your hair is like that because...?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.79,0:03:33.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I watched the morning news,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.58,0:03:38.37,Default,,0,0,0,,and determined that the refreshing\Nnews anchor look would be most appropriate.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.79,0:03:42.95,Default,,0,0,0,,But maybe...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.33,0:03:48.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs16}Note: A nod to Hitoshi Kusano, a newscaster who hosted the show "Discovering the World's Mysteries," since 1986.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.33,0:03:45.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I should have gone with a style more indicative of a man
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.96,0:03:48.70,Default,,0,0,0,,who's been discovering\Nthe world's mysteries for 31 years.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.25,0:03:52.33,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I think that style is fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.04,0:03:56.91,Default,,0,0,0,,He still seems like he's already\Nsent a few people to sleep with the fishes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.37,0:04:00.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't think he really belongs in business.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.95,0:04:06.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Blending into the Mundane World is surprisingly difficult.\NThere are minor social norms one has to master.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.41,0:04:10.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Such as what suitcase goes best with one's suit,\Nand the most natural hairstyles.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.12,0:04:17.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Especially in mundane world offices, the smallest\Ndiscrepancy would stand out like a sore thumb.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.08,0:04:24.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Big differences in sensibility aren't as off-putting\Nas the small mistakes in normalcy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.62,0:04:26.33,Default,,0,0,0,,That's what makes it difficult.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.62,0:04:31.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure what you're saying is important,\Nbut your sinister face is the most off-putting of all!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.54,0:04:34.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm changing tapes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.20,0:04:35.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.08,0:04:38.79,Default,,0,0,0,,You were recording that?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.00,0:04:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, we'd like to use this interview on our show.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.41,0:04:45.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm very sorry, I can't allow that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.58,0:04:49.91,Default,,0,0,0,,What? But it was a great interview! Just let us use it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.33,0:04:52.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I understand, but I still can't...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.83,0:04:56.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, if it's an interesting story you want,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.00,0:04:59.87,Default,,0,0,0,,the company I just worked with\Nhad someone who will really surprise you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.20,0:05:15.91,Default,,0,0,0,,She definitely is surprising.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.20,0:05:18.91,Default,,0,0,0,,She's... not alive, is she?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.91,0:05:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,And of the ghosts types you would not want\Nto encounter, she's gotta be in the top 3.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.91,0:05:29.62,Default,,0,0,0,,What is she doing in such a nice office building's lobby?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.00,0:05:33.91,Default,,0,0,0,,When the body is wearing Western style clothes,\Nthen so is the spirit.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.91,0:05:36.37,Default,,0,0,0,,So it can be difficult to tell sometimes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.87,0:05:39.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Yahoooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.41,0:05:39.12,Default,,0,0,0,,But she is definitely a ghost.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.12,0:05:44.50,Default,,0,0,0,,The people who occasionally glance at her,\Nthey have the proverbial "sixth sense."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.50,0:05:44.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Ooh, you're a hottie! Stop! Wait! Look at me!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.29,0:05:48.54,Default,,0,0,0,,When you stop to watch,\Nit can surprise you which people can see her.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.29,0:05:48.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}How are you? Are you breathing?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.20,0:05:50.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Because the people who can really see ghosts
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.95,0:05:54.25,Default,,0,0,0,,don't go around telling everybody\Nthat they see dead people.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.20,0:06:00.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Just because most people can't see her,\Nshe thinks she can just dance around in public?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.75,0:06:05.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}When I graduate kindergarten!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.37,0:06:09.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}When I get in to the first grade!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.62,0:06:09.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Just because no one can hear her, she thinks it's okay to make a total fool of herself!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.04,0:06:12.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Will I make a hundred friends, maybe even more?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.04,0:06:12.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Not entirely an inappropriate choice of song.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.58,0:06:16.25,Default,,0,0,0,,So what do you with dead people like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.62,0:06:19.50,Default,,0,0,0,,As a general rule, they are reported\Nto the Welcoming Committee.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.75,0:06:22.33,Default,,0,0,0,,We are the Death-Bringer Tri-Stars!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.33,0:06:23.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Soul Snatcher!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.29,0:06:24.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Energy Stealer!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.58,0:06:25.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Spirit Binder!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.00,0:06:27.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}WELCOMING COMMITTEE\N{\an6}SPIRIT BINDER\N{\an5}SOUL SNATCHER                                     ENERGY STEALER
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.08,0:06:27.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Our condolences!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.70,0:06:29.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}WELCOMING COMMITTEE\N{\an6}SPIRIT BINDER
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.71,0:06:29.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}SOUL SNATCHER                                     ENERGY STEALER
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.75,0:06:29.37,Default,,0,0,0,,The Welcoming Committee...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.70,0:06:34.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I do make it a point to capture a deceased\Nwhen I find one myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.75,0:06:37.62,Default,,0,0,0,,But if they look like they're going to be trouble,\NI merely report them.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.91,0:06:42.75,Default,,0,0,0,,You can always find a fair amount of them\Nin office buildings.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.75,0:06:44.29,Default,,0,0,0,,It's easy to hide in them.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.58,0:06:47.00,Default,,0,0,0,,But this building has an oddly large number.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.00,0:06:48.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.45,0:06:49.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.83,0:06:55.37,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a man over there\Nthat's been glaring at us for a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.37,0:07:01.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, he may think you two are suspicious,\Nbecause you aren't dressed like company workers.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.79,0:07:03.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's take this somewhere else.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.29,0:07:04.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.25,0:07:05.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, young man!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.87,0:07:07.95,Default,,0,0,0,,You can see her, too, can't you!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.95,0:07:08.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Hm?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.58,0:07:12.83,Default,,0,0,0,,You're Mr. Kagachi, right?\NThe temp that just finished working here today.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.83,0:07:14.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.91,0:07:18.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that your alias, Mr. Hozuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.87,0:07:21.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Kagachi is an old name for Hozuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.00,0:07:23.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I am the CEO here.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.20,0:07:26.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Please excuse my ignorance.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.25,0:07:29.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no, I don't care about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.00,0:07:35.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Between you and me, a few days ago,\NI've awakened to my sixth sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.25,0:07:38.37,Default,,0,0,0,,And that ghost has been giving me a hell of a time.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.83,0:07:41.79,Default,,0,0,0,,It really IS surprising who has a sixth sense!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.79,0:07:46.58,Default,,0,0,0,,But did it have to be him?\NCouldn't it be someone from a family of exorcists?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.91,0:07:49.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.45,0:07:51.79,Default,,0,0,0,,She'll come scare me at any and every opportunity.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.50,0:07:53.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.08,0:08:00.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}JOIN US, NEWCOMERS!!\N{\an5}Happy Employees
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.45,0:07:57.91,Default,,0,0,0,,She turns my wanted ads into spirit photography.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.91,0:08:00.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't use this.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.25,0:08:03.37,Default,,0,0,0,,That would be rather problematic.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.04,0:08:05.91,Default,,0,0,0,,As of a few days ago,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.91,0:08:09.66,Default,,0,0,0,,suddenly I could see that ghost, and I realized, it's her!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.04,0:08:15.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I wouldn't mind going on to start\Na second life-phase as an exorcist.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.00,0:08:19.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Why did he, of all people, get a sixth sense?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.04,0:08:23.16,Default,,0,0,0,,No one wants a story about\Na middle-aged dude fighting ghosts.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.37,0:08:24.83,Default,,0,0,0,,That being the case,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.83,0:08:28.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I was hoping to discuss the matter\Nwith someone else who had a sixth sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.95,0:08:32.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm, what do you think I should do?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.95,0:08:35.54,Default,,0,0,0,,What you're saying is you want her gone, correct?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.95,0:08:38.20,Default,,0,0,0,,In that case, I've already called someone to pick her up.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.20,0:08:40.33,Default,,0,0,0,,They should be coming soon,\Nand you'll have nothing to worry about.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.33,0:08:40.91,Default,,0,0,0,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.20,0:08:45.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't tell me you're a temp by day\Nand an exorcist by night?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.20,0:08:48.83,Default,,0,0,0,,You watch too much anime, dude...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.20,0:08:53.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Personally, I'm more interested\Nin seeing HIS trial after he dies.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.58,0:08:55.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Is something wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.08,0:09:03.45,Default,,0,0,0,,When someone is so oddly lacking in spite, there are\Nrare occasions when they are hiding a very dark side.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.62,0:09:05.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Mmm... hm?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.95,0:09:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,When he goes to trial, we can find out\Nhow she ended up the way she did,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.04,0:09:12.00,Default,,0,0,0,,and what exactly her grudge is.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.54,0:09:14.79,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't mean this old man...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.79,0:09:16.70,Default,,0,0,0,,How did you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.08,0:09:23.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, I couldn't say for sure, but I suspect\Nshe's not the only one in this company.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.50,0:09:26.33,Default,,0,0,0,,It's extraordinary.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.62,0:09:28.29,Default,,0,0,0,,The number of dead people here.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.79,0:09:30.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Damn you, CEO...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.62,0:09:31.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Look at all of them!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.00,0:09:32.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}That dirty old man!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.45,0:09:34.29,Default,,0,0,0,,They're all crammed up there like mushrooms!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.58,0:09:34.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}CEO!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.62,0:09:37.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Urk! I was so distracted by\Nthe headless woman, I didn't notice them!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.75,0:09:40.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}That dirty old man!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.08,0:09:44.25,Default,,0,0,0,,We're gonna be in your wanted ad \Nand destroy your company!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.25,0:09:45.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Damn you...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.58,0:09:47.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Was it involuntary manslaughter?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.20,0:09:48.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Overwork?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.87,0:09:50.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Or something more sinister?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.83,0:09:55.33,Default,,0,0,0,,The occasional company like this one\Nis what makes the Mundane World so terrifying.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.33,0:09:57.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}What're you lookin at?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.20,0:09:58.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I won't do anything to a living person.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.75,0:10:00.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Why are they doing that here?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.75,0:10:01.83,Default,,0,0,0,,But you had better be careful.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.25,0:10:03.75,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.54,0:10:05.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}That CEO's damn idiot son!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.29,0:10:06.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Sometimes a sixth sense is developed...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.33,0:10:09.91,Default,,0,0,0,,when you're near the end of your life.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.54,0:10:11.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Ergo...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.66,0:10:13.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Out of the way!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.12,0:10:15.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Please, let us through!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.12,0:10:18.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President! Stay with us!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.50,0:10:20.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad had a chronic disease!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.16,0:10:22.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Breathe, Dad! Breathe!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.12,0:10:23.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.95,0:10:24.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Dad!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.66,0:10:27.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.20,0:10:30.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. President!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.50,0:10:32.33,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.54,0:10:44.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I apologize. I didn't realize you were already a ghost.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.95,0:10:47.04,Default,,0,0,0,,If you are deceased, that changes things.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.45,0:10:48.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Since I'm here...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.00,0:10:52.25,Default,,0,0,0,,We can go to Hell together.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.29,0:10:57.87,Default,,0,0,0,,He wasn't a hit man... he was a shinigami!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.75,0:11:07.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Unpaid overtime?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.25,0:11:07.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Unforgivable...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.20,0:11:14.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Married to His Work
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.75,0:11:20.41,Default,,0,0,0,,What was this again?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.41,0:11:21.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.91,0:11:25.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki, what did you do to your hair?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.12,0:11:27.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, this?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.08,0:11:30.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I was observing the Mundane World last week.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.37,0:11:33.50,Default,,0,0,0,,And you cut your hair for that?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.70,0:11:37.70,Default,,0,0,0,,When someone who used to always have\Nthe same hair suddenly changes their style,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.70,0:11:39.91,Default,,0,0,0,,it just feels like something is off, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.75,0:11:45.00,Default,,0,0,0,,It's just hair. It will grow back.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.45,0:11:50.33,Default,,0,0,0,,In fact, my other style was a result\Nof cutting my own hair when it grew too long.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.83,0:11:52.20,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a good point.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.20,0:11:55.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Short hair takes a surprising amount of effort to maintain.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.25,0:11:56.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Such irksome words.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.00,0:12:01.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I've always hated barbershops.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.16,0:12:07.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Staring at my own face in the mirror,\NI always end up talking to myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.75,0:12:10.83,Default,,0,0,0,,But there's no way you got that style by yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.20,0:12:13.08,Default,,0,0,0,,It's actually kind of fashionable.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.08,0:12:16.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Indeed. I firmed up my resolve,\Nwent to the beauty salon, and said...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.08,0:12:18.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I BEG YOUR PARDON!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.95,0:12:22.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Make me look like the reassuringly\Nhandsome anchor on the Mundane morning news!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.12,0:12:23.79,Default,,0,0,0,,...like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.79,0:12:26.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Nooooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.16,0:12:30.08,Default,,0,0,0,,You actually went to the salon\Nand made the most embarrassing type of request
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.08,0:12:32.83,Default,,0,0,0,,in a deliberately more embarrassing way?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.70,0:12:39.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}PHILOSOPHICAL
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.12,0:12:35.79,Default,,0,0,0,,If you don't act embarrassed, it isn't embarrassing.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.79,0:12:36.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.87,0:12:39.79,Default,,0,0,0,,His courage is far beyond anything\Nwe could ever hope to achieve!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.83,0:12:42.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}BEAUTY SALON\N{\an5}TONARI NO ANA
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.04,0:12:43.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Not only that... his request sounded specific,\Nbut actually didn't make any sense!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.75,0:12:46.87,Default,,0,0,0,,So he was basically issuing an impossible challenge!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.91,0:12:52.12,Default,,0,0,0,,As if it wasn't hard enough\Njust to GO to a stylish beauty salon.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.41,0:12:56.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, but when I considered that I would\Nbe working in that office for ten days,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.41,0:12:59.16,Default,,0,0,0,,it made more sense to cut it than to wear a wig.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.41,0:13:03.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh yeah. Those ten days must have been rough.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.08,0:13:06.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I worked in the office from nine to six,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.95,0:13:09.29,Default,,0,0,0,,and at night, I went home and worked in Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.75,0:13:16.16,Default,,0,0,0,,But at times like this, I get help\Nfrom Takamura and the other Chiefs of Staff.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.75,0:13:19.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you ever rest, Mr. Hozuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.83,0:13:24.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Technically I do, but I spend most of my time working.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.70,0:13:28.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Observing the Mundane World,\Ngoing on business trips. Sounds rough!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.91,0:13:30.87,Default,,0,0,0,,So now I'm curious.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.45,0:13:36.83,Default,,0,0,0,,When you and Lord Enma are both\Nout on business, what do you do about trials?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.37,0:13:39.79,Default,,0,0,0,,We just ask the deceased to wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.25,0:13:44.70,Default,,0,0,0,,The day of the trial and the timing of offerings\Nfrom the Mundane World won't coincide.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.70,0:13:47.87,Default,,0,0,0,,But we do make sure to take the offerings\Ninto consideration at judging.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.08,0:13:54.41,Default,,0,0,0,,A day or two after death is nothing when compared with\Nthe tens of thousands of years they will spend in Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.41,0:13:56.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! Good point!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.79,0:13:59.70,Default,,0,0,0,,What does Lord Enma usually do on his business trips?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.08,0:14:04.95,Default,,0,0,0,,He represents all of Hell, so mostly\Nhe gives speeches and goes to meetings.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.66,0:14:09.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Just a little while ago, you went\Non a day-long business trip, didn't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.37,0:14:11.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I went to Izumo.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.45,0:14:13.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Here you go, Hozuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.87,0:14:14.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, sir.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.62,0:14:16.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Izumo?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.12,0:14:19.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! For the annual meeting of the gods!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.50,0:14:20.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.12,0:14:25.87,Default,,0,0,0,,The Great King makes an appearance\Nas the chief god of Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.33,0:14:33.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}IZUMO
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.95,0:14:30.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Why do so many gods get together?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.20,0:14:33.33,Default,,0,0,0,,That's been a thing for ages, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.58,0:14:36.20,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not really that old.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.54,0:14:39.29,Default,,0,0,0,,No. It only started in the middle ages.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.54,0:14:43.20,Default,,0,0,0,,But that was because the afterlife system\Nhad gotten so much more complicated.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.41,0:14:47.12,Default,,0,0,0,,So they decided they would all\Nget together and report once a year.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.45,0:14:54.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}PRAYERS
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.91,0:14:51.29,Default,,0,0,0,,However, whenever you have a bunch\Nof Japanese gods under one roof,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.29,0:14:54.75,Default,,0,0,0,,naturally, they all start drinking,\Nand the conversation turns to love stories.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.00,0:15:00.45,Default,,0,0,0,,As a result, they started the yearly custom\Nthat the Izumo gathering is famous for.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.54,0:15:03.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Matchmaking for the mundane humans.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.33,0:15:07.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Because the matchmaking is done in November,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.16,0:15:09.95,Default,,0,0,0,,for a time, there was a marked increase\Nin obnoxiously affectionate couples
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.95,0:15:13.00,Default,,0,0,0,,who only got together so they\Nwould have someone for Christmas.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.66,0:15:17.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Then the gods realized\Nthey weren't taking it seriously enough,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.08,0:15:19.75,Default,,0,0,0,,so then there was a spike in more indifferent lovers.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.33,0:15:24.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I really don't know if I would call it gratifying or stupid.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.58,0:15:27.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I wish they'd do something more productive.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.79,0:15:29.75,Default,,0,0,0,,In a sense, it's RE-productive, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.04,0:15:33.79,Default,,0,0,0,,But it does sound like the Japanese gods.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.25,0:15:40.50,Default,,0,0,0,,But you know, I don't think I'd like it\Nif the gods decided who I fell in love with.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.79,0:15:44.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no. They can't control anyone's emotions, of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.87,0:15:47.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Basically, all they do is create an opportunity.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.41,0:15:49.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Simply making sure their paths crossed.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.33,0:15:55.66,Default,,0,0,0,,They will judge compatibility based on looks, tastes, etc.\NAnd present the opportunity.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.66,0:15:57.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh no! I'm late, I'm late!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.08,0:16:01.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay! Send a powerful gust that makes them\Nbump into each other at this corner!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.58,0:16:02.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.83,0:16:10.66,Default,,0,0,0,,They are well-versed in exactly\Nwhat will pull at their heartstrings.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.54,0:16:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Those are the common gods of Japan for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.62,0:16:17.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You could also call it the pastime\Nof a bunch of bored deities.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.25,0:16:21.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I REALLY wish they'd do something more productive.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.83,0:16:24.04,Default,,0,0,0,,So basically they're just playing around.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.45,0:16:30.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Frankly, when you have a god for literally everything,\Nmost of them will have a lot of free time.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.37,0:16:34.00,Default,,0,0,0,,If you're gonna make opportunities\Nlike that, make one for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.79,0:16:39.25,Default,,0,0,0,,It's nice that they're bringing humans together.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.50,0:16:43.66,Default,,0,0,0,,But I want them to combine\Nall the power of every god in Japan
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.66,0:16:45.62,Default,,0,0,0,,to get Hozuki to take a wife.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.12,0:16:47.95,Default,,0,0,0,,He's a working fiend.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.95,0:16:52.00,Default,,0,0,0,,If he doesn't start a family or something,\Nhe'll never mellow out.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.29,0:16:54.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Would HE mellow out?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.04,0:16:57.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not sure how I'd feel for the woman\Nwho marries a guy like him.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.50,0:17:01.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You know he's surrounded by eligible women.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.70,0:17:04.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I think it's about time he settled down.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.00,0:17:09.04,Default,,0,0,0,,You never got married, but you have daughters?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.45,0:17:11.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Who are you, Black Jack?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.54,0:17:13.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure I could throw a scalpel like he could.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.91,0:17:17.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I think they're trying to nominate themselves\Nfor the position of bride.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.29,0:17:19.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Actually...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.12,0:17:22.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I tried to set him up once.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.29,0:17:26.87,Default,,0,0,0,,And it was just last week,\Nwhen Hozuki was observing the Mundane World.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.20,0:17:34.70,Default,,0,0,0,,They gave me another matchmaking charm this year,\Nbut I'm really not interested in Mundane romance.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.70,0:17:37.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow. So what does it do?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.12,0:17:46.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}MATCH\N{\an8}MAN          WOMAN
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.29,0:17:40.50,Default,,0,0,0,,A matchmaking charm is a divine talisman.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.50,0:17:44.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You write the name of a mortal man and a woman,\Nthen during gods' matchmaking,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.00,0:17:48.87,Default,,0,0,0,,the pros will create all kinds\Nof opportunities for them to get together.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.70,0:17:49.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}MATCH\N{\an8}MAN          WOMAN
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.71,0:17:49.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}OPPORTUNITY MASTERS
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.33,0:17:54.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd like to use it on Hozuki, but he's not mortal.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.79,0:17:55.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.33,0:18:01.66,Default,,0,0,0,,So while we were chatting about such things,\Nwe happened to turn on the Johari Mirror.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.00,0:18:04.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}This is Maki-Miki's...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.29,0:18:06.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Everywhere Report"!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.87,0:18:08.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Maki!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.79,0:18:09.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Today we're in the Mundane World!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.66,0:18:11.75,Default,,0,0,0,,She's an acquaintance of Hozuki's.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.83,0:18:11.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}To make sure no one finds out we're demons,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.75,0:18:14.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow. She's cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.75,0:18:14.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}We're reporting today in Mundane World clothing!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.20,0:18:15.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I envy him.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.58,0:18:16.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}And this is the business district!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.70,0:18:17.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I just had an idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.29,0:18:17.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Let's get right to it!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.29,0:18:20.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki and this girl are both in the Mundane World right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.29,0:18:21.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}And see if we can interview one of the office warriors that fights for mundane Japan!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.95,0:18:24.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe the gods will accept them\Nas matchmaking targets.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.70,0:18:28.79,Default,,0,0,0,,The party's in full swing.\NThey'd all be drunk off their gourds by now.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.20,0:18:31.87,Default,,0,0,0,,You're right! There might be a chance!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.87,0:18:33.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's try it!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.83,0:18:38.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}MATCH\N{\an5}MAN        WOMAN\N{\an5}PEACH\N{\an5}HOZUKI      MAKI
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.50,0:18:38.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I think Peach Maki is a stage name. Will it still work?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.16,0:18:40.75,Default,,0,0,0,,It won't hurt to try.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.87,0:18:42.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Nope!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.20,0:18:44.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}It says it's for traffic control.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.45,0:18:46.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Should we try THAT business district?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.16,0:18:49.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.87,0:18:53.37,Default,,0,0,0,,M-Mr. Hozuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.66,0:18:54.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Ohhh?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.79,0:18:57.33,Default,,0,0,0,,The god of that road made an opportunity!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.50,0:18:59.37,Default,,0,0,0,,The charm worked!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.70,0:19:02.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Those gods really ARE drunk!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.41,0:19:08.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}30 MINUTES LATER
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.04,0:19:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,If you are deceased, that changes things.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.41,0:19:06.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Since I'm here...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.62,0:19:08.62,Default,,0,0,0,,we can go to Hell together.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.95,0:19:13.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You happen to run into a cute girl you know\Nin an unexpected place.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.62,0:19:17.08,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you DOING, finding dead people\Nand doing your job?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.08,0:19:21.08,Default,,0,0,0,,It's okay. The gods should present\Nmore than one opportunity!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.12,0:19:23.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.16,0:19:26.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Maki?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.16,0:19:31.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I just... suddenly I'm so hungry it's making me sick.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.41,0:19:32.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.79,0:19:33.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Grrrrrrumble
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.04,0:19:35.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Her opportunity is from the stomach god?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.62,0:19:34.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Grrrrrrumble\N{\an5}OPPORTUNITY FROM\N{\an5}THE STOMACH GOD
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.91,0:19:35.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}OPPORTUNITY FROM\N{\an5}THE STOMACH GOD
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.12,0:19:38.37,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll go get our manager!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.37,0:19:41.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I want gyoza and white rice...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.87,0:19:44.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I have this goldfish plant bun, if you want it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.12,0:19:47.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Will the little lady be alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.29,0:19:51.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Of course, I'M already dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.87,0:19:55.25,Default,,0,0,0,,The old ghost he captured is getting in the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.45,0:19:57.16,Default,,0,0,0,,The next opportunity...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.16,0:19:59.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}OPPORTUNITY FROM\N{\an5}THE GOD OF BUGS
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.87,0:20:01.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Yo!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.95,0:20:01.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}YO
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.25,0:20:06.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.62,0:20:11.70,Default,,0,0,0,,It's okay if the opportunities are cliches,\Nbut something is off about all of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.87,0:20:13.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Seriously, the old man is getting in the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.91,0:20:16.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}CAFE PHAROH\N{\an5}COFFEE\NSANDWICHES
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.12,0:20:21.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe you should go into a restaurant\Nor somewhere to sit and rest.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.12,0:20:24.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I'll do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.00,0:20:27.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Opportunity! God of stone!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.54,0:20:26.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}OPPORTUNITY FROM\N{\an8}THE GOD OF STONE
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.66,0:20:32.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Is this...!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.62,0:20:34.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Japan's specialty!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.41,0:20:37.04,Default,,0,0,0,,The "Boss! A girl just fell from the sky!"
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.04,0:20:39.54,Default,,0,0,0,,A foolproof heartthrob situation!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.75,0:20:53.75,Default,,0,0,0,,You should be more careful.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.33,0:20:56.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.75,0:21:01.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Why?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.08,0:21:05.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought something was odd.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.20,0:21:06.70,Default,,0,0,0,,It was a setup?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.08,0:21:09.83,Default,,0,0,0,,We thought the fact that you were dressed differently
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.83,0:21:13.50,Default,,0,0,0,,combined with the power of the gods\Ncould make something happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.75,0:21:19.75,Default,,0,0,0,,There can be opportunities galore, but if I'm working,\Nmy brain is in work mode; I won't notice any of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.04,0:21:24.75,Default,,0,0,0,,If only you'd jumped to conclusions\Nand frozen up like we wanted.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.00,0:21:26.62,Default,,0,0,0,,"Conclusions"?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.83,0:21:30.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Like "she's the one"? I would never assume such a thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.00,0:21:32.95,Default,,0,0,0,,This why you're so... ugh!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.95,0:21:37.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't suppose Maki would jump\Nto any of the right conclusions.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.16,0:21:44.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I bet this is because I was with Mr. Hozuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.04,0:21:47.87,Default,,0,0,0,,It never fails... I get hungry,\NI fall down stairs... it's a curse.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.87,0:21:53.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I think I'll stay away from him for a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.33,0:22:06.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Omoi no Naraku ni ochita aware na futari wa
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.33,0:22:06.08,Default,,0,0,0,,A pitiful couple has fallen into a hell of emotions.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.25,0:22:15.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Taemanu ku ni sainameru muken o samayou
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.25,0:22:15.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Tormented by incessant suffering, they wander the interminable pit.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.54,0:22:20.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Going down the Sanzu-River
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.00,0:22:24.45,Default,,0,0,0,,She goes maze with her dear
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.45,0:22:29.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Kudaredo kudaredo utsushiyo,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.45,0:22:29.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Down, down they go, still never reaching the mundane,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.12,0:22:32.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Higan e wa tsukanu
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.12,0:22:32.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Never reaching the longed-for far shore.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.75,0:22:42.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Mujou o sakate ni totchatte, eien no tawamure
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.75,0:22:42.50,Default,,0,0,0,,A trick of eternity, using our emotionlessness against us.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.54,0:22:48.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Koko wa doko kana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.54,0:22:48.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Alas, where are we?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.29,0:22:50.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Of course, the hell)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.29,0:22:49.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Koko wa doko kana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.29,0:22:49.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Alas, where are we?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.95,0:22:54.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Endooi Nirvana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:49.96,0:22:54.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Estranged Nirvana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.70,0:22:54.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Oh! What the hell)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.08,0:22:58.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Saite koso hana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.08,0:22:58.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}It's the blooming that makes a flower
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.29,0:22:59.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(I wish to hell)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.62,0:23:05.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Chiru wa iwazu mo ga na
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.62,0:23:05.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Of course its petals will scatter.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.54,0:23:09.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(My Dear... I show)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.54,0:23:09.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Hate made yukimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.54,0:23:09.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Let us go to the very edge
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.83,0:23:14.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Twilight... You know)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.83,0:23:14.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Koi to wa shosen mushou
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.83,0:23:14.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Love has no gender, after all
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.12,0:23:18.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Oh Dear... My soul)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.12,0:23:18.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Saa, tomo ni yukimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.12,0:23:18.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Come, let us pass on together
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.79,0:23:23.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Fate, as I trow)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.79,0:23:23.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Koi e to ochimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.79,0:23:23.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Let us fall to our love
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.00,0:23:28.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}NEXT TIME\N{\an5}ON HOZUKI'S\N{\an4}COOLHEADEDNESS...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.45,0:23:28.91,Default,,0,0,0,,It happens with moms!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:28.91,0:23:30.87,Default,,0,0,0,,They break out into weird songs!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.29,0:23:30.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}AND
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.12,0:23:32.70,Default,,0,0,0,,It happens with sisters!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.16,0:23:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}BUT
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.87,0:23:34.37,Default,,0,0,0,,They treat their brothers like slaves?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.95,0:23:34.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}THEN
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.37,0:23:36.04,Default,,0,0,0,,It happens at bars!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.54,0:23:37.41,Default,,0,0,0,,For now,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.50,0:23:41.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}WE PRESENT:\N{\an8}FAMILY\N{\an5}AND\N{\an4}THE HOUNDS OF HELL\N{\an4}PLEASE ENJOY!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.83,0:23:40.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd like a beer, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.83,0:23:40.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Ich mochte ein bier, bitte!