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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.50,0:00:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigoku wa... Jigoku wa... Jigoku wa...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.50,0:00:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Hell is... Hell is... Hell is...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.79,0:00:07.95,Default,,0,0,0,,We're here to get you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.95,0:00:09.58,Default,,0,0,0,,When did this happen?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.45,0:00:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.45,0:00:14.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.25,0:00:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Daiseikyou!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.25,0:00:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Packed with customers!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.50,0:00:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.50,0:00:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.25,0:00:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sore mita koto ka!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.25,0:00:20.50,Default,,0,0,0,,There, you see that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.50,0:00:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Hansei da!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.50,0:00:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.70,0:00:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A! Sumi kara sumi made ban ban ban ban
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.70,0:00:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! From corner to corner, bam, bam, bam, bam,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.12,0:00:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Tanoshii na
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.12,0:00:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,This is so much fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.58,0:00:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A!! Nantsutte!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.58,0:00:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! Just kidding!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.20,0:00:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Shinde Enma ni okorareru
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.20,0:00:34.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You die and Enma yells at you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.83,0:00:37.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Kitto hidoi ga tameni naru
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.83,0:00:37.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I know it's harsh, but it's for your own good.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.37,0:00:39.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Anata gotoki ga kodawaru na
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.37,0:00:39.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You have no right to be choosy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.91,0:00:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sora o miagerya hikarigoke!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.91,0:00:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Look up at the sky and see glowing moss!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.25,0:00:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Shindara kitto
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.25,0:00:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Dying must be
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.37,0:00:50.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Taihen da
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.37,0:00:50.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Really tough!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sore wa anata! Shidai desu! Taihen da
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.66,0:00:52.70,Default,,0,0,0,,That depends on you! Really tough!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.70,0:00:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Taihen da
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.70,0:00:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Really tough!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.29,0:00:57.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chimimouryou tte zettai kakenai!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.29,0:00:57.58,Default,,0,0,0,,There’s no way I could write 魑魅魍魎!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.58,0:01:01.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.58,0:01:01.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.50,0:01:02.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Daiseikyou!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.50,0:01:02.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Bursting with excitement!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.75,0:01:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.75,0:01:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.50,0:01:07.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chou atsui!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.50,0:01:07.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Super hot!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.75,0:01:11.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.75,0:01:11.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.58,0:01:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Chou samui!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.58,0:01:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Super cold!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.79,0:01:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Jigo jigo jigo jigo Jigoku wa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.79,0:01:16.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Hella, hella, hella, hella, Hell is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.79,0:01:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Sore mita koto ka!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.79,0:01:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,There, you see that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.08,0:01:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Hansei da!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.08,0:01:19.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.25,0:01:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A! Sumi kara sumi made ban ban ban ban
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.25,0:01:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! From corner to corner, bam, bam, bam, bam,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.41,0:01:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Tanoshii na
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.41,0:01:28.16,Default,,0,0,0,,This is so much fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.16,0:01:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}A!! Nantsutte!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.16,0:01:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! Just kidding!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.41,0:02:04.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Angel Ultramarine is broken!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.08,0:02:07.04,Default,,0,0,0,,How are you going to revive her now?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.37,0:02:09.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Ultramarine!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.29,0:02:11.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Without you, the world will be overrun with kyonshi!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.25,0:02:16.41,Default,,0,0,0,,And without you doing your job,\Nthis place will be overrun with unfinished work.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.62,0:02:19.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm terribly... sorry...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.45,0:02:26.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}Hopping Vampire
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.66,0:02:29.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Maniacal Minion Monks: Chinese Angels.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.45,0:02:32.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, this is that anime!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.16,0:02:33.91,Default,,0,0,0,,So it started as a manga?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.25,0:02:36.41,Default,,0,0,0,,The anime is rather popular.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.62,0:02:38.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, but I prefer the original.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.16,0:02:42.50,Default,,0,0,0,,The anime is good in its own right,\Nbut it's a lot different from the manga.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.50,0:02:44.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Kitty Kyonshi is an anime original,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.95,0:02:48.00,Default,,0,0,0,,and the manga is darker, with more social commentary,\Nwhich is what I like about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.00,0:02:49.33,Default,,0,0,0,,On the other hand, in the anime,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.33,0:02:52.83,Default,,0,0,0,,They develop each character more fully,\Nbut with respect for who they are in the manga.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.04,0:02:56.00,Default,,0,0,0,,It's really creepy that you've analyzed it THAT thoroughly.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.00,0:02:58.25,Default,,0,0,0,,What? It's fascinating!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.08,0:03:00.50,Default,,0,0,0,,This is the manga art style.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.37,0:03:02.62,Default,,0,0,0,,And this is the anime.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.62,0:03:04.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, now that you mention it, they are kinda different.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.37,0:03:07.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I've read some of it, myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.12,0:03:10.08,Default,,0,0,0,,They have it at the library.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.29,0:03:12.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I suspect somebody donated the series.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.41,0:03:15.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Miss O-Koh! You read manga?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.12,0:03:18.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll read any book.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.75,0:03:22.25,Default,,0,0,0,,It seems like it's for kids, but it has a complex story line,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.41,0:03:25.58,Default,,0,0,0,,and it can be pretty hard to understand\Nsometimes... it's very interesting.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.25,0:03:27.91,Default,,0,0,0,,It IS in a magazine for older teens.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.12,0:03:29.25,Default,,0,0,0,,What? With THAT art style?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.45,0:03:31.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't deny it's unconventional.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.91,0:03:33.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Has the series ended?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.54,0:03:34.41,Default,,0,0,0,,It's still going on.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.87,0:03:37.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Although the second main arc\Nwill probably end in 13 chapters.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.04,0:03:39.37,Default,,0,0,0,,How do you know that?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.54,0:03:42.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's an unusual manga.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.66,0:03:50.25,Default,,0,0,0,,This second arc started with Chapter -100,\Nthen went on to Chapter -99, -98, etc.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.45,0:03:54.20,Default,,0,0,0,,And the latest is Chapter -13, so there are 13 left.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.37,0:03:56.16,Default,,0,0,0,,That is an odd way to do things.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.37,0:03:59.29,Default,,0,0,0,,And the second arc is the story\Nof how the world in the first arc came to be,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.29,0:04:02.62,Default,,0,0,0,,so when they get to episode 0,\Nthe first and second arcs will be tied together!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.62,0:04:03.62,Default,,0,0,0,,That was a jump in intensity.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.83,0:04:06.62,Default,,0,0,0,,The anime is made so that\Na younger audience can enjoy it,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.62,0:04:10.50,Default,,0,0,0,,and it started out being true to the original,\Nbut the show caught up with the manga,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.50,0:04:15.25,Default,,0,0,0,,so they came up with some original material\Nto give the manga time to get ahead,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.25,0:04:18.87,Default,,0,0,0,,and those episodes got to be so popular, \Nthe fans call them the second half of the beginning!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.87,0:04:20.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I like the beginning better.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.75,0:04:22.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Why? The current story arc is good, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.37,0:04:23.00,Default,,0,0,0,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.00,0:04:24.33,Default,,0,0,0,,The first half is SO much better!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.12,0:04:26.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Except for...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.66,0:04:31.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Those last three episodes at the end of the middle part, \Nwhere the manga artist helped with the script.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.70,0:04:32.37,Default,,0,0,0,,They're divine.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.83,0:04:37.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}KINDRED SPIRITS
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.00,0:04:37.70,Default,,0,0,0,,We've ignited the fires of otaku discourse.\NThey won't be getting any work done now.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.08,0:04:39.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I wanna read it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.83,0:04:41.75,Default,,0,0,0,,You can borrow it! Here, take it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.75,0:04:44.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Once you're hooked, you'll be wanting the merch.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.04,0:04:45.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I bet I will!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.58,0:04:48.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Frankly, the bonuses that come with the limited editions are really well made.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.91,0:04:49.50,Default,,0,0,0,,He always had some otaku leanings.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.41,0:04:51.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}But the regular version has a different belly band picture, so I end up buying both.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.50,0:04:51.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Now it's really emerged.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.95,0:04:58.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\fs12}Note: Dogu: An ancient precursor figurines. They were crudes figures representing people and animals, from the Jomon Era (14,000 - 400 BC).
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.96,0:04:55.04,Default,,0,0,0,,He was always steadily building his collection of Dogu clay figures.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.96,0:04:55.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}If you're interested in figures, I recommend the First Version by Mad Help Rise!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.04,0:04:58.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's good to be passionate about a hobby.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.45,0:04:58.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}The design is based more closely on the manga version, and it is just so cute!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.00,0:05:09.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}BLAH\N{\an7}BLAH\N{\an8}BLAH\N{\an5}BLAH
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.25,0:05:00.54,Default,,0,0,0,,And you know, of all of Olive's phantom blasters,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.54,0:05:04.00,Default,,0,0,0,,the one Mad Help Rise made\Nof her first season version goes for a premium.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.00,0:05:06.33,Default,,0,0,0,,And the one store's limited edition\Nhas a typo on the sticker.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.33,0:05:09.00,Default,,0,0,0,,It's super-ultra rare! I want it so bad I could die!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.45,0:05:13.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Um... okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.58,0:05:17.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.62,0:05:19.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Once you get hooked, you'll understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.66,0:05:21.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh... yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.00,0:05:25.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! Dinner time.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.79,0:05:27.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Yomogi, let's go get something to eat.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.91,0:05:29.66,Default,,0,0,0,,After that, we can stop by the gym.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.87,0:05:31.20,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.75,0:05:35.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I understand if you feel he was\Nmore passionate than anyone should be.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.20,0:05:38.83,Default,,0,0,0,,But don't let that scare you off. I think it's worth a read.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.16,0:05:42.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, okay. Since Miss O-Koh is reading it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.54,0:05:45.04,Default,,0,0,0,,By the way, what's a maniacal minion?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.25,0:05:47.12,Default,,0,0,0,,You didn't know?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.50,0:05:49.50,Default,,0,0,0,,It's almost synonymous with "Hell Minion."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.12,0:05:55.54,Default,,0,0,0,,The author used "kisotsu," a word for minion\Nthat includes a symbol for "demon."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.95,0:06:01.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}KI
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.66,0:05:59.50,Default,,0,0,0,,In Chinese, the symbol also means deceased,\Nso it calls to mind hell guards AND the dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.91,0:06:03.79,Default,,0,0,0,,And in China, "the dead" means "kyonshi."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.75,0:06:08.00,Default,,0,0,0,,"Monks" refers specifically to people training in Taoism.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.50,0:06:12.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Taoist monks are also experts at fighting kyonshi,\Nand the only ones who can defeat them.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.58,0:06:15.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Ergo, in this story...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.50,0:06:19.58,Default,,0,0,0,,a minion monk is a Taoist priest\Nwho is also a deceased person from Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.95,0:06:24.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I really like the Commander, Taoist Taiotsu.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.50,0:06:26.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-who's he?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.62,0:06:30.04,Default,,0,0,0,,He's the Commander who gives\Nthe three angels their orders.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.20,0:06:33.00,Default,,0,0,0,,He's a little absent-minded and not always all there.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.33,0:06:35.12,Default,,0,0,0,,He does seem to be popular.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.29,0:06:39.41,Default,,0,0,0,,The three heroines can't do anything without him.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.45,0:06:44.12,Default,,0,0,0,,The story is rather well researched.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.91,0:06:49.54,Default,,0,0,0,,The Taoists' main goal is to become\Nimmortal and unaging wizards,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.75,0:06:52.62,Default,,0,0,0,,so they have several magic spells\Nfor manipulating the dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.04,0:06:55.83,Default,,0,0,0,,In Taoism, they have a form of magic craft\Ncalled "the law of calling deceased,"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.95,0:07:01.16,Default,,0,0,0,,in which they would use talismans,\Nor charms, to control ghosts and zombies.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.91,0:07:06.83,Default,,0,0,0,,They also had a spell similar to spirit-channeling,\Nin which they summon only the spirits.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.16,0:07:10.91,Default,,0,0,0,,By combining these techniques,\Nthey created the jiangshi hopping vampire.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.91,0:07:13.83,Default,,0,0,0,,The monster we in Japan tend to call a kyonshi.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.04,0:07:17.16,Default,,0,0,0,,The one important point here...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.70,0:07:22.12,Default,,0,0,0,,is that whenever there's a kyonshi there\Nwill always be a Taoist pulling its strings.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.33,0:07:23.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.00,0:07:24.08,Default,,0,0,0,,The Commander!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.83,0:07:29.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Even if the kyonshi does have a mind of its own, \Nit is basically a servant to its crafter.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.87,0:07:32.12,Default,,0,0,0,,And considering that all these principles are in the story,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.12,0:07:35.08,Default,,0,0,0,,we can see that the author\Nis quite the kyonshi enthusiast.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.29,0:07:36.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.66,0:07:38.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Your analytical skills are scaring me...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.29,0:07:41.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, it's not an analysis.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.62,0:07:44.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I've read interviews with the author.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.50,0:07:47.16,Default,,0,0,0,,And after one look at the characters...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.45,0:07:51.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I knew exactly who the heroine\Nand her commander were based on.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.91,0:07:53.08,Default,,0,0,0,,What? Based on?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.29,0:07:54.95,Default,,0,0,0,,She must be really pretty.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.29,0:07:56.54,Default,,0,0,0,,She's beautiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.54,0:07:59.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Yet...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.29,0:08:01.12,Default,,0,0,0,,terrifying.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.12,0:08:01.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.41,0:08:06.20,Default,,0,0,0,,And her commanding priest\Nis scatter-brained and not always all there,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.54,0:08:08.83,Default,,0,0,0,,so the kyonshi is on a very loose leash.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.29,0:08:10.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}1\N{\an6}KING\N{\an6}SHINKO
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.16,0:08:10.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}2\N{\an5}KING\N{\an5}SHOKO
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.95,0:08:11.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}3\N{\an5}KING
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.96,0:08:11.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}SOTAI
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.62,0:08:12.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}4\N{\an5}KING\N{\an5}GOKAN
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.25,0:08:13.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}5\N{\an5}KING\N{\an5}ENMA
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.08,0:08:13.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}6\N{\an5}KING\N{\an5}HENJO
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.83,0:08:14.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}7\N{\an5}KING\N{\an5}TAIZAN
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.45,0:08:15.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}8\N{\an5}KING
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.46,0:08:15.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}BYODO
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.33,0:08:16.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}9\N{\an4}KING\N{\an4}TOSHI
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.08,0:08:17.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}10\N{\an5}KING\N{\an5}GODOTENRIN
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.54,0:08:19.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}10\N{\an5}KING\N{\an5}GODOTENRIN
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.08,0:08:23.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I sentence you...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.33,0:08:26.33,Default,,0,0,0,,to the Sword Forest Realm of Screaming Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.04,0:08:30.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I hope that you will think about what you've done,\Nand submit to your punishment.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.54,0:08:36.33,Default,,0,0,0,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.33,0:08:37.33,Default,,0,0,0,,No way!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.58,0:08:39.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I WON'T DO IT!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.04,0:08:42.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Not again.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.62,0:08:44.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, hello? Hello?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.54,0:08:45.75,Default,,0,0,0,,We have a runner.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.58,0:08:49.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Another Hell-bound deceased has fled.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.16,0:08:51.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I repeat...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.70,0:08:53.54,Default,,0,0,0,,a deceased has fled.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.20,0:08:56.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Chief of Staff Chun, the matter is in your hands.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.58,0:09:01.37,Default,,0,0,0,,No! No! I don't wanna go to Hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.50,0:09:03.20,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.20,0:09:04.70,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.87,0:09:07.04,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.04,0:09:08.83,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no, NO!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.83,0:09:16.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't wanna go to Hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.04,0:09:31.25,Default,,0,0,0,,The Chief of Staff at the Offices\Nof King Godotenrin is a kyonshi woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.66,0:09:34.12,Default,,0,0,0,,And she's the basis for Angel Scarlet?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.45,0:09:39.20,Default,,0,0,0,,She may be the inspiration,\Nbut she is certainly no angel.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.75,0:09:41.08,Default,,0,0,0,,But I still want to meet her.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.25,0:09:43.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I saw her at the Ten Kings' Dinner.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.91,0:09:45.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I think maybe she WAS pretty.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.12,0:09:49.08,Default,,0,0,0,,We're here for some brief observation,\Nthen we're going right back.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.62,0:09:55.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.45,0:10:01.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Duck!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.87,0:10:07.00,Default,,0,0,0,,She blew him away.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.00,0:10:09.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.00,0:10:15.37,Default,,0,0,0,,"Angels, kyonshi, witches, greater demons."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.91,0:10:19.58,Default,,0,0,0,,An afterlife saying that lists beings\Nyou should never confront.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.91,0:10:25.20,Default,,0,0,0,,"All kyonshi, male and female, are very violent."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.20,0:10:28.04,Default,,0,0,0,,They have mind-boggling brute strength,\Nand some even possess magical powers.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.50,0:10:31.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Once they get started, it's impossible to stop them,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.08,0:10:36.62,Default,,0,0,0,,which is why I prefer to have\Nas little to do with them as possible.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.20,0:10:41.54,Default,,0,0,0,,The law of battle manga where you power up\Nafter coming back from death
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.54,0:10:43.16,Default,,0,0,0,,HAS been around for a long time.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.83,0:10:47.87,Default,,0,0,0,,But whether or not they can put on the brakes\Ndepends on the skill of the crafter.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.50,0:10:53.62,Default,,0,0,0,,King Godotenrin's is the only Chief of Staff\Nthat does almost no deskwork.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.83,0:10:58.37,Default,,0,0,0,,In fact, she's not even capable of dealing\Nwith such intricate accounting.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.95,0:11:03.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Her main occupation\Nis to capture escaped deceased persons.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.41,0:11:08.62,Default,,0,0,0,,The Offices of Godotenrin are the tenth court.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.20,0:11:11.62,Default,,0,0,0,,It's where the dead receive their final judgment.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.50,0:11:16.83,Default,,0,0,0,,They can receive a verdict at the seventh court,\Nbut this is the last stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.20,0:11:20.70,Default,,0,0,0,,As such, it sees an inordinate amount\Nof escape attempts.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.00,0:11:27.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Then, some hundred years ago, we had a reformation,\Nand our current king, Godotenrin, was appointed judge.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.50,0:11:29.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.20,0:11:31.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you for your hard work.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.75,0:11:33.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I brought some paperwork.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.00,0:11:36.75,Default,,0,0,0,,And I hope you don't mind\Nthat I these two to observe while I'm here.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.75,0:11:38.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, they're welcome!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.37,0:11:39.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Please excuse the clutter.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.25,0:11:45.87,Default,,0,0,0,,You call this "clutter"?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.04,0:11:49.08,Default,,0,0,0,,So stuff like what we just saw happens a lot?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.41,0:11:50.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Well...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.62,0:11:54.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Chun is, uh... well, she's violent.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.20,0:11:56.45,Default,,0,0,0,,But she's found her calling here.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.95,0:12:01.70,Default,,0,0,0,,This gentleman is King Godotenrin,\Nthe crafter who controls kyonshi.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.16,0:12:05.83,Default,,0,0,0,,And this is his Chief of Staff, Miss Chun the kyonshi.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.83,0:12:06.87,Default,,0,0,0,,That's me!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.08,0:12:08.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you caught him!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.08,0:12:10.37,Default,,0,0,0,,That's my girl!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.58,0:12:14.41,Default,,0,0,0,,King Godotenrin is a monk who studied Taoism in China.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.16,0:12:17.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I flunked out of training.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.37,0:12:21.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I was only ever good at summoning\Nthe dead and their spirits.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.91,0:12:24.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I was utterly incompetent at everything else.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.87,0:12:26.50,Default,,0,0,0,,You couldn't do anything else?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.50,0:12:28.70,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I was completely useless.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.25,0:12:32.91,Default,,0,0,0,,But we couldn't ask for anyone better\Nto join the Offices of the Ten Kings.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.83,0:12:37.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Kyonshi are formidable monsters\Nthat we have no way of stopping.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.41,0:12:40.91,Default,,0,0,0,,But if we can use them, they are a fine asset.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.16,0:12:43.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Why is her name "Chun"?\NYou like the sound sparrows make?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.58,0:12:44.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, that's because...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.75,0:12:49.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Long, long ago, when I was training to be a monk...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.33,0:12:57.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Why am I only good at the dead people magic?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.83,0:13:00.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't even recite the spells properly.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.16,0:13:02.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it because...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.62,0:13:07.33,Default,,0,0,0,,the universe is telling me to be, like,\Na necromancer or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.41,0:13:10.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I was optimistic.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.95,0:13:14.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I was a failure and had skewed talents,\Nbut I was still optimistic,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.08,0:13:17.50,Default,,0,0,0,,and spent all my time playing mahjong\Nwith the other monks.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.37,0:13:20.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Then came the day I called Chun from the grave.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.04,0:13:33.33,Default,,0,0,0,,As usual, you're great at summoning the dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.70,0:13:35.75,Default,,0,0,0,,This is...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.25,0:13:39.62,Default,,0,0,0,,the best kyonshi I've ever managed to summon.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.95,0:13:42.12,Default,,0,0,0,,She's pretty cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.12,0:13:43.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Make her your attendant.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.12,0:13:45.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Good idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.87,0:13:48.20,Default,,0,0,0,,In that case, she'll need a name.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.70,0:13:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}CHUN
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.25,0:13:53.16,Default,,0,0,0,,And that's why I named her Chun.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.50,0:13:56.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's not the worst mahjong term\Nyou could have used.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.70,0:13:59.16,Default,,0,0,0,,He's supposed to be very wise, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.54,0:14:03.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Sometimes there's a fine line between\Ngreat wisdom and stupidity.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.83,0:14:06.29,Default,,0,0,0,,If Mr. Hozuki says it, it must be true.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.12,0:14:12.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Be honest. When you saw how cute she is,\Ndidn't you want to marry her or anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.29,0:14:15.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I wasn't any good at it, but I WAS a monk.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.04,0:14:16.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}MONK = CELIBATE
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.75,0:14:31.04,Default,,0,0,0,,And besides, you see how violent she is.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.25,0:14:33.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Taking her as a bride would be a little...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.87,0:14:35.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Although there is one man.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.20,0:14:37.87,Default,,0,0,0,,He wasn't afraid to date her,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.87,0:14:41.25,Default,,0,0,0,,but she almost wiped him out of existence\Nwhen she found out he was two-timing her.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.91,0:14:44.16,Default,,0,0,0,,It was incredible enough that he made her his girlfriend,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.37,0:14:47.50,Default,,0,0,0,,but I was also impressed\Nthat he had the guts to cheat on her.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.91,0:14:50.70,Default,,0,0,0,,He was either quite the womanizer or quite the eccentric.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.41,0:14:53.62,Default,,0,0,0,,So I've been wondering...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.25,0:15:00.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}OFFICES OF GODOTENRIN
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.87,0:14:58.25,Default,,0,0,0,,why do you always go through this area\Non foot, Mr. Hakutaku?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.25,0:15:00.41,Default,,0,0,0,,You could just transform and fly over it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.58,0:15:01.95,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I can't fly!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.95,0:15:03.58,Default,,0,0,0,,If I fly, my girlfriend will find me.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.58,0:15:06.91,Default,,0,0,0,,She's really, really cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.75,0:15:08.91,Default,,0,0,0,,But...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.95,0:15:12.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Remember when you had first\Ncome to work with me, Tao-taro...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.87,0:15:15.37,Default,,0,0,0,,and someone threw me through the door?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.58,0:15:17.75,Default,,0,0,0,,And it was a girl?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.75,0:15:18.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I remember.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.25,0:15:22.12,Default,,0,0,0,,You looked like one of those shachi fish statues.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.04,0:15:27.33,Default,,0,0,0,,It helped me realize that a woman\Non adrenaline is nothing to sneeze at.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.70,0:15:32.29,Default,,0,0,0,,No, that wasn't an adrenaline rush. That was normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.95,0:15:35.58,Default,,0,0,0,,She was a kyonshi.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.66,0:15:40.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that your boyfriend?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.25,0:15:45.25,Default,,0,0,0,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.25,0:15:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Then how about I be your boyfriend?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.08,0:15:55.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I knew it was him.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.95,0:16:01.45,Default,,0,0,0,,They've been together since King Godotenrin\Nwas training in China?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.66,0:16:04.58,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a LONG relationship.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.83,0:16:08.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm surprised it lasted this long.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.29,0:16:09.75,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I think...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.08,0:16:12.58,Default,,0,0,0,,He has no reason to break up with her,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.75,0:16:16.33,Default,,0,0,0,,and she's taking the relationship\Nmore seriously than necessary.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.95,0:16:19.08,Default,,0,0,0,,But anyway, Chun.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.62,0:16:22.16,Default,,0,0,0,,You gave Mr. Hozuki a nosebleed.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.00,0:16:24.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm very sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.33,0:16:25.50,Default,,0,0,0,,That's alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.91,0:16:28.87,Default,,0,0,0,,And I suspect you two came here to see Chun?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.87,0:16:29.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.70,0:16:32.70,Default,,0,0,0,,She gets a lot of visitors,\Nbeing the inspiration for a manga.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.70,0:16:36.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Why don't you apologize\Nby giving them a tour of the area?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.08,0:16:38.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.41,0:16:43.70,Default,,0,0,0,,She was a corpse to begin with, so I guess she couldn't\Nshake off those ancient-fashioned ideas.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.87,0:16:47.29,Default,,0,0,0,,She assumed that asking her out\Nwas the same as a marriage proposal.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.45,0:16:48.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, what?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.91,0:16:51.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Are kyonshi really that strong?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.45,0:16:52.66,Default,,0,0,0,,That's scary...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.00,0:16:53.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.66,0:16:57.29,Default,,0,0,0,,But if you put a paper talisman on her,\Nshe'll stop moving, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.29,0:16:59.58,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not as easy as it sounds.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.79,0:17:03.20,Default,,0,0,0,,They have pale faces, right?\NDoesn't she have, like, giant bags under her eyes?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.20,0:17:05.79,Default,,0,0,0,,That's pretty much how a manga artist looks.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.12,0:17:10.12,Default,,0,0,0,,And if you walk over here,\Nyou can almost see Hell at the bottom.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.62,0:17:11.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.54,0:17:13.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.37,0:17:23.58,Default,,0,0,0,,It's her!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.91,0:17:25.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Momotaro.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.41,0:17:28.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Hozuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.91,0:17:30.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}OFFICES OF\N{\an4}GODOTENRIN
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.91,0:17:33.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}OFFICES OF\N{\an9}GODOTENRIN
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.20,0:17:35.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh... I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.08,0:17:38.12,Default,,0,0,0,,You have some nerve waltzing into my territory!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.91,0:17:43.25,Default,,0,0,0,,He said he wanted to be my boyfriend!\NI was so happy! It was so much fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.25,0:17:45.79,Default,,0,0,0,,But he was the scum of the afterlife! Rip his head off!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.79,0:17:48.37,Default,,0,0,0,,It's clear that she has strong opinions about him.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.58,0:17:52.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Her statements are a combined list of fact and emotion.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.62,0:17:55.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess it's not that easy to get over it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.12,0:17:58.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know if it's one of her own\Npersonal amazing qualities,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.83,0:18:01.37,Default,,0,0,0,,or if she's just that way because she's a kyonshi.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.58,0:18:02.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you okay with this?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.75,0:18:04.29,Default,,0,0,0,,She's like a daughter to you, isn't she?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.62,0:18:09.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, actually, if he's willing to have her,\NI wish he would take her for a wife.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.45,0:18:13.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You're that eager to get rid of her?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.75,0:18:16.58,Default,,0,0,0,,That's what you're always saying about your sister.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.04,0:18:19.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Chun. I think that's enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.95,0:18:21.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.20,0:18:23.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to hit him until blood\Ncomes from every tooth socket!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.16,0:18:26.00,Default,,0,0,0,,She has quite a way of expressing herself.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.37,0:18:28.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I see no problem with hitting him.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.70,0:18:31.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Why did you even get involved with her?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.50,0:18:34.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Because she was there, and she was cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.29,0:18:38.70,Default,,0,0,0,,The Alpinist of dirty men.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.29,0:18:40.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Chun.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.37,0:18:44.29,Default,,0,0,0,,If you had fun together,\Nremember those times, and forgive him.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.70,0:18:45.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.83,0:18:49.62,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not as if you have NO good memories with him, is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.37,0:19:07.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}DUI BU QI\N{\an5}(I'M SORRY)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.70,0:19:07.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Meow...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.37,0:19:12.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Now that you mention it, I do remember something fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.04,0:19:16.16,Default,,0,0,0,,See? The pleasant memories will calm your heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.50,0:19:18.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It is not a pleasant memory.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.66,0:19:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,It was fun... or funny? A cat.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.70,0:19:23.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Meow...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.33,0:19:23.16,Default,,0,0,0,,A cat?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.16,0:19:25.08,Default,,0,0,0,,And he used it to apologize.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.45,0:19:27.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh! I got him to teach me that!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.12,0:19:29.91,Default,,0,0,0,,If I remember correctly...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.91,0:19:32.70,Default,,0,0,0,,an anime character uses that spell, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.83,0:19:34.16,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.54,0:19:37.54,Default,,0,0,0,,She picked it up really fast when I taught it to her.\NMeow... meow... meow...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.95,0:19:41.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess that's why the character can use it, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.50,0:19:44.75,Default,,0,0,0,,So you're saying YOU were inspiration for that manga?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.00,0:19:47.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I bet the creator doesn't know that.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.41,0:19:49.12,Default,,0,0,0,,And it's probably better that way.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.58,0:19:52.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I can do it, too! I'm pretty good.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.04,0:19:55.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm pretty good at it, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.91,0:20:07.45,Default,,0,0,0,,That's a really awesome picture\Nin a different sense of the word!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.45,0:20:11.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know if it's your influence or what, \Nbut can't anyone use that spell to draw decent pictures?!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.04,0:20:16.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I believe in the manga, that move is called Angel Sketch.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.33,0:20:18.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Well it's not gonna save any of us!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.33,0:20:22.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I sense the same artistic quality\Nas Mr. Hakutaku's drawings!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.04,0:20:25.29,Default,,0,0,0,,For better or worse, you're compatible with that girl!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.29,0:20:27.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Just tie the knot with her already!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.70,0:20:32.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Then stay under her thumb\Nand bring more peace to the world!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.29,0:20:37.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I think the fans would prefer it if\Nthe inspiration for their manga stayed single.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.62,0:20:39.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't you run away! Fix this!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.62,0:20:46.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Come now, Chun, that's enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.75,0:20:48.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.54,0:20:50.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Aren't kyonshi supposed to obey their crafters?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.45,0:20:52.33,Default,,0,0,0,,There are always exceptions.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.66,0:20:55.58,Default,,0,0,0,,It doesn't help that the crafter\Nhas such a laissez-faire attitude.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.00,0:20:58.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Alright, let's go home.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.33,0:21:00.37,Default,,0,0,0,,What? You're just going to leave them like that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.62,0:21:01.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you see,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.95,0:21:05.50,Default,,0,0,0,,after all that, I find myself wanting to watch anime reruns.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.54,0:21:10.87,Default,,0,0,0,,We will defeat you!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.25,0:21:15.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I said we should go to the gym,\Nbut you were having none of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.33,0:21:19.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I get exercise when I go shopping and do my job.\NI don't need the gym.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.62,0:21:21.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You amaze me.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.33,0:21:23.87,Default,,0,0,0,,The bookshelves are starting to scare me.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.33,0:21:29.29,Default,,0,0,0,,You might not care about them, but there are a lot\Nof rare items there that I worked hard to track down.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.50,0:21:32.12,Default,,0,0,0,,There are a lot of interviews there, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.12,0:21:34.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I like reading them.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.62,0:21:38.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, so it's based on\NKing Godotenrin and his Chief of Staff.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.70,0:21:40.12,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't want to go see them?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.25,0:21:41.62,Default,,0,0,0,,What? No way.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.41,0:21:44.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I like the characters better.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.54,0:21:48.00,Default,,0,0,0,,And it won't do anybody any good\Nif I go see them and they don't fit my image of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.37,0:21:49.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.37,0:22:06.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Omoi no Naraku ni ochita aware na futari wa
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.37,0:22:06.12,Default,,0,0,0,,A pitiful couple has fallen into a hell of emotions.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.29,0:22:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Taemanu ku ni sainameru muken o samayou
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.29,0:22:15.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Tormented by incessant suffering, they wander the interminable pit.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.58,0:22:20.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Going down the Sanzu-River
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.04,0:22:24.50,Default,,0,0,0,,She goes maze with her dear
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.50,0:22:29.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Kudaredo kudaredo utsushiyo,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.50,0:22:29.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Down, down they go, still never reaching the mundane,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.16,0:22:32.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Higan e wa tsukanu
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.16,0:22:32.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Never reaching the longed-for far shore.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.79,0:22:42.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Mujou o sakate ni totchatte, eien no tawamure
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.79,0:22:42.54,Default,,0,0,0,,A trick of eternity, using our emotionlessness against us.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.58,0:22:50.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Koko wa doko kana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.58,0:22:50.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Alas, where are we?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.33,0:22:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Of course, the hell)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.00,0:22:54.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Endooi Nirvana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.00,0:22:54.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Estranged Nirvana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.75,0:22:54.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Oh! What the hell)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.12,0:22:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Saite koso hana
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.12,0:22:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}It's the blooming that makes a flower
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.33,0:22:59.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(I wish to hell)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.66,0:23:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Chiru wa iwazu mo ga na
Dialogue: 0,0:22:58.66,0:23:05.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Of course its petals will scatter.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.58,0:23:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(My Dear... I show)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.58,0:23:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Hate made yukimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.58,0:23:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Let us go to the very edge
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.87,0:23:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Twilight... You know)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.87,0:23:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Koi to wa shosen mushou
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.87,0:23:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Love has no gender, after all
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.16,0:23:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Oh Dear... My soul)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.16,0:23:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Saa, tomo ni yukimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.16,0:23:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Come, let us pass on together
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.83,0:23:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}(Fate, as I trow)
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.83,0:23:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}Koi e to ochimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.83,0:23:23.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an1}Let us fall to our love
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.04,0:23:28.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}NEXT TIME\N{\an5}ON HOZUKI'S\N{\an4}COOLHEADEDNESS...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.16,0:23:29.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Are the Eight Cold Hells really cold?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.33,0:23:30.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Extremely cold.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.91,0:23:30.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}AND
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.62,0:23:33.50,Default,,0,0,0,,We even have penguins, seals, and polar bears there.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.66,0:23:32.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}BUT
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.50,0:23:36.54,Default,,0,0,0,,But of course you don't have\NSanta and his reindeer, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.16,0:23:35.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}SO
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.54,0:23:38.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll find those in the Offices of Sotai.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.54,0:23:41.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}WE PRESENT:\N{\an7}SNOW DEMON\N{\an5}AND\N{\an4}THE OFFICES OF BORING\N{\an4}PLEASE ENJOY!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.00,0:23:39.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You DO have them?! Wow.