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Submitted by cummy on November 25, 2021

I have been thinking a lot about this and there really is no reason I should not have a girlfriend, and I genuinely think I am entitled to one

You're probably ugly and have bad hygiene!!!

False. I shower on the daily and am quite attractive 

You probably don't have a job or a stable income!!! 

Again false. I make $80,000 yearly, while many here make more this is more than enough to live comfortably and support a family.

You don't know how to talk to women!!! 

Once again false. I have studied women for quite some time and am quite familiar with their thought patterns and mannerisms

Women don't owe you anything!!!

 Yep you guessed it, False. As a well functioning, contributing member of society it is of the nation's best interest I obtain a wife and breed by high IQ genes for the next generation. I understand women are largely impulsive and still rely on their evolutionary desires in picking a mate (remember I have studied them for quite a while now. These urges however lead them to low IQ thugs who are incapable of even sticking around for the child and thus leads to a single mother epidemic we have now, proving that women cannot be trusted in picking a suitable mate for themselves.
We've let women have their freedom for years now and we are seeing the effects of it in a decaying society, the government must step in and regulate marriages and I am a prime example of someone who deserves a wife.
Curious to know what you guys think?