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Submitted on December 25, 2017 at 03:03 AM

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Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.92,0:00:07.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Eek! It's so cold!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.25,0:00:10.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it is the end of December.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.17,0:00:16.04,Default,,0,0,0,,If we go like THIS, it doesn't feel so cold, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.21,0:00:19.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! It's quite warm!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.33,0:00:20.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Shbaa!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.25,0:00:22.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Yet this, indeed, is what makes a Japanese winter!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.21,0:00:31.08,Default,,0,0,1,,{\an8\fs18\alpha&H80&}Note: They're standing back-to-back like this as a sort of children's game where a song is sang.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.21,0:00:28.92,Default,,0,0,0,,In snuggling, we become as warm\Nas steamed buns! Behold! Indeed!
Comment: 0,0:00:28.92,0:01:01.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Oshikura-manju, osarete naku na
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.92,0:01:01.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}You cramped steamed buns, don't cry when you're pushed!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.08,0:00:34.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Sylphin! What do you think you're doing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.46,0:00:42.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Ebina, even you?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.54,0:00:45.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Now then, give it all you've got, Kirie!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.63,0:00:47.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Jeez! Cut that out!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.88,0:00:57.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Usually, I feel a little sad \Nat the end of the year, but, strangely...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.54,0:01:00.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Right now, I don't feel sad at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.54,0:02:36.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Umaru, what do you want for dinner tonight?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.54,0:02:40.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I can have anything at all? Well then, I want pizza!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.83,0:02:44.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't say "anything," but still... Pizza, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.67,0:02:47.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Step 1 will be a brick oven.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.38,0:02:51.17,Default,,0,0,0,,What makes you think we have to start\Nby making a brick oven?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.17,0:02:52.88,Default,,0,0,0,,We can just have it delivered.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.21,0:02:55.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Why do you always take the easy way out?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.08,0:02:58.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Making things by hand gives it a taste all its own.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.83,0:03:03.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? But delivery pizza was handmade\Nby the people at the store, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.38,0:03:09.25,Default,,0,0,0,,If I can get some delicious stuff\Nwithout having to make it myself, that's fine by me!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.46,0:03:12.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, look, Big Brother! Look at all this pizza!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.29,0:03:16.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I see. So that's your thought process, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.54,0:03:17.54,Default,,0,0,0,,IN THAT CASE!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.00,0:03:22.50,Default,,0,0,0,,B-Big Brother?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.04,0:03:28.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen up, Umaru: Tonight, your way of thinking\Nwill be turned on its head!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.71,0:03:33.21,Default,,0,0,0,,What's got him so much more fired up than usual...?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.54,0:03:40.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Stir, stir, stir, stir!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.67,0:03:42.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.79,0:03:47.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure enough, he's fired up.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.54,0:03:52.58,Default,,0,0,0,,'Sup, Tanukichi?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.79,0:03:56.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I took Taihei up on his offer to come by, Sensei.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.88,0:03:58.29,Default,,0,0,0,,He invited you...?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.25,0:04:06.04,Default,,0,0,0,,This will be my first time to eat something made at home.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.04,0:04:08.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Taihei's cooking is totally delish!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.29,0:04:11.42,Default,,0,0,0,,S-so, could this be...?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.63,0:04:12.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.29,0:04:16.75,Default,,0,0,1,,{\an8\fs16\alpha&H80&}Note: A dish of fried batter with cabbage and various meats.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.29,0:04:16.75,Default,,0,0,0,,It's okonomiyaki!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.88,0:04:21.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, that's not pizza at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.21,0:04:25.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Okonomiyaki is a Japanese-style pizza, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.83,0:04:28.46,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it's not! It's totally different!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.71,0:04:32.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Jeez, I was REALLY in the mood for pizza tonight!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.33,0:04:36.96,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.17,0:04:40.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, what should we use for our first ingredient? \NPork? Beef? Or how about chicken?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.96,0:04:40.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Pizza! PIZZA! Pizza? Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!\N Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! PIZZA! Pizza!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.50,0:04:44.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I say we go with shrimp or squid, or a seafood mix.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.50,0:04:44.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!\N Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.88,0:04:45.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.58,0:04:50.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Taihei, let's hear what you think.\NWe've gotta start off with meat, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.29,0:04:52.38,Default,,0,0,0,,No, it must be seafood, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.38,0:04:56.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Wouldn't it be best to start off with something light?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.71,0:05:00.88,Default,,0,0,1,,{\an8\fs16\alpha&H80&}Note: A pungent dish of fermented soybeans.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.71,0:05:00.88,Default,,0,0,0,,I know! How about natto? It'll go great with scallions.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.25,0:05:06.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Natto?! A man's gotta start with meat, dude. MEAT!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.04,0:05:08.63,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't care for natto myself...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.63,0:05:10.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Then let's go with meat!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.00,0:05:11.13,Default,,0,0,0,,No, seafood!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.63,0:05:13.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you have a preference?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.75,0:05:16.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh! Speak up, Tanukichi!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.21,0:05:17.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Please!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.04,0:05:17.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.67,0:05:19.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.67,0:05:23.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, for okonomiyaki...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.33,0:05:26.88,Default,,0,0,0,,a MIX is the only way to go!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.13,0:05:29.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Shrimp, squid, and octopus!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.71,0:05:33.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, so much seafood!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.17,0:05:34.79,Default,,0,0,0,,And on top of that...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.33,0:05:37.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Pork belly and beef tendon and cheese!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.71,0:05:38.75,Default,,0,0,0,,You wanna put MORE in?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.75,0:05:44.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Finally, we meet the meat! \NHold on: this goes way beyond your regular mix!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.92,0:05:49.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I guess it's time to flip it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.25,0:05:53.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Umaru, you want to do it?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.08,0:05:53.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.42,0:05:55.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.50,0:05:58.63,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a revenge match from that time we did pancakes!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.04,0:06:01.17,Default,,0,0,0,,You have to get it in the air and flip it over.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.17,0:06:03.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Tanukichi, you gonna be okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.21,0:06:04.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Do your best, Sensei!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.83,0:06:29.71,Default,,0,0,0,,You did it, Tanukichi.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.71,0:06:31.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I expected no less, Sensei.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.42,0:06:37.29,Default,,0,0,0,,And so, the Umaru Special...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.50,0:06:38.83,Default,,0,0,0,,is done!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.29,0:06:40.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, let's eat.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.21,0:06:42.71,Default,,0,0,0,,It sure looks tasty.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.71,0:06:44.96,Default,,0,0,0,,You KNOW this'll be delicious!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.17,0:06:46.21,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.50,0:06:47.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Here you go, Umaru.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.29,0:06:48.96,Default,,0,0,0,,'Kay!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.92,0:06:54.96,Default,,0,0,0,,ULP!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.38,0:06:58.42,Default,,0,0,0,,DeLishUsS!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.42,0:06:59.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Sh-she's melting right in front of us!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.00,0:07:01.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Sensei, have some cola!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.88,0:07:05.29,Default,,0,0,0,,AAAAH!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.29,0:07:06.00,Default,,0,0,0,,She exploded!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.50,0:07:10.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'll be making a lot more,\Nso Bomba and Alex, have as much as you like.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.75,0:07:15.63,Default,,0,0,0,,DeLishUsS!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.13,0:07:19.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Right? It's good to make things yourself, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.04,0:07:21.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Yup!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.63,0:07:27.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Big Brother...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.33,0:07:32.92,Default,,0,0,0,,C'mon, get this as a Christmas present for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.17,0:07:39.04,Default,,0,0,0,,20,000 yen?! Why is this game so expensive?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.25,0:07:43.71,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a limited edition, with the same design\Nas the game it comes bundled with.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.42,0:07:46.67,Default,,0,0,0,,You want this even though you already have the game?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.21,0:07:50.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it is Christmas and all...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.08,0:07:53.13,Default,,0,0,0,,It totally looks like he'll buy it for me!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.04,0:07:56.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Huh?! You're going to work on a Sunday?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.88,0:07:58.63,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}What about my Christmas present?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.63,0:08:00.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}The end of the year is always busy.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.92,0:08:04.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll buy something on the way back.\NTill then, clean things up around here.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.38,0:08:05.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Ebina will be coming over, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.96,0:08:09.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Umaru, I'm really looking forward to tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.54,0:08:11.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Yup! We'll play games...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.04,0:08:13.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, no, I mean we'll all eat cake together.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.04,0:08:16.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Cake! But...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.88,0:08:21.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry, Umaru! My family actually said\Nwe should all get together this year!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.75,0:08:24.79,Default,,0,0,0,,And my mother made a reservation at a restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.17,0:08:29.63,Default,,0,0,0,,It would have been even more fun\Nif Kirie and Sylphin could have made it, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.83,0:08:30.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.33,0:08:35.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Still, my brother will be happy that you've come.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.21,0:08:38.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?! H-he'll be happy?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.58,0:08:43.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Yup! He said that making food\Nfor a Christmas party makes it extra special.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.17,0:08:46.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? I-I guess so, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.75,0:08:49.17,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I'm happy too.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.63,0:08:54.67,Default,,0,0,0,,I haven't given Taihei a present since his birthday.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.42,0:08:58.00,Default,,0,0,0,,There's so much I can't thank him enough for...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.58,0:09:04.42,Default,,0,0,0,,You got my brother a present?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.58,0:09:07.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! And there's one for you as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.21,0:09:08.75,Default,,0,0,0,,O-oh, thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.08,0:09:12.17,Default,,0,0,0,,What will YOU be giving your brother?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.63,0:09:18.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought maybe you and I\Ncould buy him a present together.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.75,0:09:21.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, well, if you don't mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.04,0:09:25.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I tried thinking of what to give him, but it was so hard...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.33,0:09:28.13,Default,,0,0,0,,What did you get for him?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.42,0:09:30.79,Default,,0,0,0,,U-um, well...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.29,0:09:34.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! I'm sure he'll like that!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.25,0:09:37.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm, but what should I get him?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.08,0:09:43.29,Default,,0,0,0,,It didn't occur to me to get HIM a present.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.21,0:09:47.71,Default,,0,0,0,,What would he even like?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.42,0:09:55.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, that looks great.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.96,0:09:59.50,Default,,0,0,0,,That will be my present to you, Ebina.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.71,0:10:02.46,Default,,0,0,0,,No, I couldn't!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.46,0:10:04.17,Default,,0,0,0,,It's my pleasure.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.17,0:10:07.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I've always thought a cap would really suit you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.50,0:10:09.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I'm not so sure...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.00,0:10:11.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you very much!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.67,0:10:16.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you, Umaru. So, I guess it's my turn.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.25,0:10:18.92,Default,,0,0,0,,This is your present!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.25,0:10:21.88,Default,,0,0,0,,You brought it with you? Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.46,0:10:23.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Can I open it?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.96,0:10:27.46,Default,,0,0,0,,O-okay. But, actually I...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.46,0:10:29.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah! This...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.67,0:10:33.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I've always thought a cap would really suit you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.08,0:10:35.92,Default,,0,0,0,,So it's a cap exchange party?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.92,0:10:37.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Looks like it...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.88,0:10:44.25,Default,,0,0,0,,What should I do? This is so much fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.00,0:10:51.92,Default,,0,0,0,,I never thought giving and receiving presents\Ncould be this much fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.83,0:10:56.92,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder what sort of present\Nwould make Big Brother happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.17,0:11:08.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Merry Christmas, Big Brother!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.79,0:11:10.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Ch-Ch-Ch-Christmas!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.42,0:11:15.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa! Wh-what the-?!\NI thought you'd be waiting at the house.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.75,0:11:18.67,Default,,0,0,0,,The both of us ambushed you!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.67,0:11:20.33,Default,,0,0,0,,H-h-h-ello!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.25,0:11:22.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice to see you, Ebina.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.38,0:11:25.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I bought you a present, Big Brother!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.58,0:11:26.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.79,0:11:28.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Here! It's a brand-new frying pan!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.92,0:11:31.33,Default,,0,0,0,,A-and an apron.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.08,0:11:35.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you. That makes me happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.17,0:11:41.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, let's all go buy things for tonight's dinner.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.46,0:11:45.25,Default,,0,0,0,,But before that, what kind of present\Ndo you think you'd like, Ebina?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.25,0:11:48.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?! A-a present from YOU?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.75,0:11:51.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Just don't forget about mine, Big Brother!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.08,0:11:59.63,Default,,0,0,0,,My younger sister Hikari is a little strange.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.83,0:12:01.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Hikariiin.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.71,0:12:03.29,Default,,0,0,0,,First off, she's a slob.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.75,0:12:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,She loves bread, and is always snacking...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.75,0:12:08.96,Default,,0,0,0,,And for some reason, she likes spinning around.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.96,0:12:10.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop that, Hikari!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.13,0:12:18.00,Default,,0,0,0,,When did she start to get like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.63,0:12:22.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel like she's been hiding something from me recently.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.50,0:12:26.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Is this a rebellious phase? She's that old already?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.25,0:12:29.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess it's our home environment.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.00,0:12:33.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe it's all my fault...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.83,0:12:37.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I'm home.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.88,0:12:39.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Big Sister!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.58,0:12:44.67,Default,,0,0,0,,When will that Big Brother from before be coming back?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.00,0:12:45.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.96,0:12:48.63,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to see Big Brother again.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.63,0:12:52.04,Default,,0,0,0,,L-look, it was a coincidence\Nhe came here in the first place.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.33,0:12:55.88,Default,,0,0,0,,But you both go to the same school, don't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.13,0:12:58.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, no. She's being really pushy today!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.29,0:13:02.25,Default,,0,0,0,,He's at the top of his class?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.46,0:13:06.13,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm taking AP classes while he's in the regular curriculum.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.13,0:13:09.04,Default,,0,0,0,,It was the award ceremony\Nthat led us to becoming friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.67,0:13:14.33,Default,,0,0,0,,And he gave me so many compliments,\Nsaying how well I'd done!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.00,0:13:18.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Would Big Brother praise me if I got an award too?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.21,0:13:23.21,Default,,0,0,0,,I think Taihei got the same sense of destiny!\NOf two geniuses colliding!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.88,0:13:29.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Wh-what?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.21,0:13:33.17,Default,,0,0,0,,You were picked as the top student, and got an award?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.17,0:13:34.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Yup.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.33,0:13:36.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Hikari, you...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.46,0:13:40.21,Default,,0,0,0,,You're my little sister all right! You're a genius!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.46,0:13:44.17,Default,,0,0,0,,I want to be praised.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.17,0:13:47.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll do it! I will! You've done so well, Hikari!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.71,0:13:51.13,Default,,0,0,0,,I want... Big Brother to praise me.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.17,0:13:55.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? B-Big Brother?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.25,0:13:58.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. With this award, he will praise me.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.79,0:14:01.46,Default,,0,0,0,,WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.75,0:14:05.13,Default,,0,0,0,,I want... Big Brother to praise me.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.92,0:14:13.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Just wait, Hikari. I'm going to get you\Nthe greatest Christmas present of all!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.75,0:14:20.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Calm yourself, Kanau. This is no big deal.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.79,0:14:23.50,Default,,0,0,0,,You're just inviting him over for Christmas for a little bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.58,0:14:26.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Inviting him... to my house?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.50,0:14:30.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Say, you got any plans tonight?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.67,0:14:34.58,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Christmas Eve but you're free, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.17,0:14:37.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm having dinner with my family.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.88,0:14:40.83,Default,,0,0,0,,You two go home and spend time with your families.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.92,0:14:44.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.63,0:14:48.46,Default,,0,0,0,,There's no way. No way!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.46,0:14:55.88,Default,,0,0,0,,If I couldn't even ask him to go out to do something,\Nthere's no way I could ask him to my HOUSE!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.75,0:15:03.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I never learned how to invite people over\Nin my AP classes!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.29,0:15:07.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm home...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.29,0:15:10.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome back, Big Sister.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.67,0:15:14.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Hikari, it will be Christmas in two days, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.04,0:15:18.21,Default,,0,0,0,,How about you and I have some cake\Nand watch a movie?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.42,0:15:20.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you going to rent one again?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.33,0:15:21.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.29,0:15:32.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Last time, you went out to rent a movie\Nwhen I was asleep and spent Christmas on your own.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.54,0:15:38.71,Default,,0,0,0,,N-N-NOOOOO! SHE SAW MEEEEE!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.17,0:15:44.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Happy...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.25,0:15:45.83,Default,,0,0,0,,...New Year!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.71,0:15:48.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Heartfelt wishes for a good year.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.21,0:15:50.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Indeed!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.46,0:15:53.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks for inviting us over today.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.88,0:15:57.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Your house is amazing, Sylphin.\NIt's the picture of the New Year!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.63,0:16:01.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.63,0:16:01.88,Alt,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Hyaa! Hyaa! Hyaa! Hyaa! Hyaa! Hyaa! Hyaa!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.25,0:16:05.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I like the mood within Japan during the New Year indeed!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.79,0:16:06.79,Default,,0,0,0,,"Mood"?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.04,0:16:08.79,Default,,0,0,0,,How can I put this?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.79,0:16:14.04,Default,,0,0,0,,The stores are closed, and you can\Nlounge about as much as you like!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.29,0:16:16.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I get that!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.25,0:16:17.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Shubatan!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.38,0:16:18.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Shuba!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.38,0:16:22.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Sylph, one mustn't lie on one's back\Nwhile wearing a kimono.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.08,0:16:22.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Shbaaa!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.21,0:16:24.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, Mother!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.92,0:16:27.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure you're all tired from ringing in the New Year.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.58,0:16:31.79,Default,,0,0,0,,No, we're fine. More importantly,\Nthank you so much for the kimonos.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.79,0:16:33.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.67,0:16:36.25,Default,,0,0,0,,No, not at all. Now then...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.50,0:16:42.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Go on, please help yourselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.54,0:16:45.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Thems were some good vittles...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.42,0:16:50.38,Default,,0,0,0,,This is no time to be lying about, everyone!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.67,0:16:51.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Sylphin...?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.96,0:16:57.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I've put together various New Years' items\Nso we can all enjoy this day!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.08,0:17:02.75,Default,,0,0,1,,{\an8\fs16\alpha&H80&}Note: Well-known board and card games, respectively.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.08,0:17:02.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow! Sugoroku, and Karuta! And kites!\NYou've got so many things.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.08,0:17:04.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Are these well-known?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.96,0:17:06.83,Default,,0,0,0,,You got all these not knowing what they are?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.46,0:17:09.58,Default,,0,0,0,,This paddle or what have you is pretty indeed!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.00,0:17:12.13,Default,,0,0,1,,{\an8\fs16\alpha&H80&}Note: A traditional paddle game.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.00,0:17:12.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Hanetsuki! I've never seen it before.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.46,0:17:15.83,Default,,0,0,0,,This is my first time too!\NYou don't see it too often, do you?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.25,0:17:17.92,Default,,0,0,0,,We had it back in my house.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.17,0:17:22.04,Default,,0,0,0,,How do you play it? I want to try it, indeed!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.92,0:17:28.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, I see. So, basically, it's tennis.\NI understand completely!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.17,0:17:33.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm telling you, it's different. It may look like tennis,\Nbut the rules are different.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.13,0:17:35.83,Default,,0,0,0,,You must not allow the shuttlecock to drop.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.04,0:17:37.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.75,0:17:40.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Those two sure do get along, don't they?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.42,0:17:41.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Yup.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.63,0:17:45.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I have learned the rules!\NIndeed, now we should form our teams!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.17,0:17:50.42,Default,,0,0,0,,This is my first time to be on a team with you, Umaru!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.54,0:17:52.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I guess you're right.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.92,0:17:56.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's hurry up and put an end to this.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.13,0:17:57.83,Default,,0,0,0,,K-Kirie?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.67,0:18:01.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, here goes. One, two...!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.92,0:18:04.79,Default,,0,0,0,,H-hyaa?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.96,0:18:09.71,Default,,0,0,0,,We need only not drop the shuttlecock, yes?\NThen, here goes!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.96,0:18:12.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Canzone Sylphin Smash!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.92,0:18:16.13,Default,,0,0,0,,What's this? There was no rebound.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.50,0:18:19.71,Default,,0,0,0,,A paddle is completely different from a tennis racket.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.71,0:18:22.46,Default,,0,0,0,,So then, how about we introduce a game of Penalty?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.46,0:18:24.17,Default,,0,0,0,,A game of Penalty?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.75,0:18:26.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Kirie, what will you draw?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.83,0:18:32.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I can't draw! I can't bring shame\Nto Umaru's beautiful face!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.17,0:18:35.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's stop this! No more Penalty!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.88,0:18:39.13,Default,,0,0,0,,But, I want to play this "Penalty Game," indeed!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.42,0:18:43.46,Default,,0,0,0,,A-all right. Let's do it as a one-on-challenge.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.75,0:18:45.38,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like an extra inning, yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.17,0:18:52.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Ebina, have a seat with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.33,0:18:53.88,Default,,0,0,0,,O-okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.88,0:18:55.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Hyaa!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.38,0:18:58.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Sylphin said this already, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.50,0:19:01.83,Default,,0,0,0,,New Years' sure is great, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.25,0:19:03.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.21,0:21:22.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Umaru, here's your New Years' allowance.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.71,0:21:25.33,Default,,0,0,0,,For you, Tanukichi.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.75,0:21:28.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Here, Sensei.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.79,0:21:31.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Here, Master!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.21,0:21:33.04,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, that's fine!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.79,0:21:36.17,Default,,0,0,0,,All combined, that's 35,000 yen.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.54,0:21:40.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Up till now, I would've just gone and spent all this, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.46,0:21:44.13,Default,,0,0,0,,this year, you'll find that I'm a SMIDGE different.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.21,0:21:46.46,Default,,0,0,0,,And so...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.79,0:21:51.46,Default,,0,0,0,,I gave my greed the smackdown\Nand decided to save it, Big Brother!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.46,0:21:52.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.79,0:21:57.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I exchanged it all for 500-yen coins,\Nso it's made me feel kinda sorta rich!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.83,0:22:00.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You didn't have to change all that for coins, did you?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.33,0:22:03.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Still, it's pretty grownup of you to save it all.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.08,0:22:04.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I know, right?!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.96,0:22:11.33,Default,,0,0,0,,See? This way, it's hard\Nto spend too much at once, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.33,0:22:14.13,Default,,0,0,0,,I get it. Yeah, that does make it a pain to get money.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.29,0:22:17.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-what's with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.04,0:22:22.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I was just thinking, maybe you'd like to add to the piggy...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.96,0:22:25.08,Default,,0,0,0,,But those are YOUR savings, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.92,0:22:27.46,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I-it can't be!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:29.96,0:22:34.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-where could my money have gone?\NI can't think of a single reason!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:38.04,0:22:40.08,Default,,0,0,0,,There are way too many reasons!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:43.63,0:22:45.67,Default,,0,0,0,,This is the end!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.38,0:22:45.67,Alt,,0,0,0,,She's really suffering...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:46.13,0:22:50.38,Default,,0,0,0,,But this time, I'm not going to help her out.\NIt's for her own good.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.88,0:22:55.46,Default,,0,0,0,,What should I do? I promised everyone\Nwe'd all do something together.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:06.67,0:23:07.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Big Brother!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:08.92,0:23:10.38,Default,,0,0,0,,But just this once.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.25,0:23:17.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Still, in this day and age,\Nwhat can I do with only 500 yen?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:17.71,0:23:21.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Times have changed since you were young, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.58,0:23:24.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Also, YOU may not have any hobbies,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:24.13,0:23:28.04,Default,,0,0,0,,but don't go thinking everyone is the same\Nand they don't spend money!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:28.96,0:23:31.04,Default,,0,0,0,,So, how about a bit more for the piggy?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.17,0:23:34.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Wh-wh-why you...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.54,0:23:36.63,Default,,0,0,0,,HIMOUTO!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.63,0:23:40.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry, Big Brother!