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Submitted by cummy on October 22, 2021

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Damn. I’ve just come out of the among us movie. That. Was. Insane. Basically if you don’t mind spoilers - you are lead to believe red is the imposter… however if you are a keen Redditor (le me) you will cotton on to the fact that red has undiagnosed Tourette’s which cause him to shout out ‘sussy’ phrases such as “Dudeee I might just vent and get youuu, “ however we discover he was totally innocent ( which any Redditor would already know) when purple reveals his master plan, he swapped out redds medication so that his tics would get worse and he would act more sussy.. this is the biggest twist since Spider-Man 2. Anyway how’s your night.