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Submitted on January 26, 2016 at 10:11 AM

Section 1 (DOS .bat)

ECHO.
ECHO Checking for obtrusive KB2952664...
wmic /output:stdout qfe get hotfixid | find "KB2952664"
IF %ERRORLEVEL% == KB2952664 (
ECHO.
ECHO Found KB2952664! Uninstalling...
ECHO.
KB2952664.cmd
) ELSE (
ECHO.
ECHO KB2952664 not found!
ECHO.
)
ECHO.