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| find | replace |
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| shit | poop |
| fuck | bimps |
| bitch | very nice individual |
| piss | urine |
| tittynuggets | I eat bees |
| nigga | humanoid individual in possession of a darker complexion |
| shat | pooped |
| ass | booty |
| pisses me off | causes me to urinate myself in frustration |
| shit-eater | Great Consumer of Feces |
| cunt | good person |
| boner | blunder |
| cock | male chicken |
| chink* | area of vulnerability |
| dick | Richard Nixon |
| nigger | Proud Person of Colour |
| dildo* | Sistine Chapel |
| asshole* | undeniably pleasant person to be around |
| faggot | bundle of sticks |
| fag* | cigarette |
| gringo | foreigner |
| niggers | Proud Person(s) of Colour |
| jizz | sugar and spice and everything nice |
| jizzed | created the powerpuff girls |
| jap | kawaii desu <3~ |
| minge | certain area |
| niglet | Small Person of Colour |
| schlong | massive idiocy |
| shite | poop |
| shitty | covered in poop |
| bimbo | Proud Womyn |
| tit | chickadee |
| tits | chickadees |
| wetback | Mexican |
| shag | ballet dance with |
| shagged | ballet banced with |
| titties | Flock of Seagulls™ |
| whore | a pleasant lady |
| tard | idiot |
| whores | several pleasant ladies |
| pussy | =^.^= |
| twat | toot |
| bugger | idiot |
| dyke | Mike |
| dike | Mike |
| chode | toad |
| shitpost* | bad post |
| dicks | Richard Nixons |
| shittier | inferior (generally speaking, of course) |
| bullshit | horse kisses :^) |
| shit*iness | coolness |
| jackass | jackwagon |
| shittiest | worst |
| butt plug | large knife |
| arse | booty (do she got it?) |
| illuminaticonfirmed | am i cool yet? |
| illuminati confirmed | i only know memes |
| illuminati | overused meme |
| go kill yourself | tell me I'm fabulous ;))) |
| penor | look at me being cool with my euphenisms |
| fuckboy | annoying nerd |
| pisses | urinates |
| fucking | bimpsing |
| fucker | bimpser |
| motherfucking | motherbimpsing |
| motherfucker | motherbimpser |
| fuckhead | bimpshead |
| *fuck* | bimps |
| shits | things |
| shet | poop but i can't spell |
| cummies | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
| fu*boi | annoying nerd |
| fap | i am so lonely :( |
| bitchin* | complaining |
| fk* | bimps |
| sht | sweet-smelling ape caca |
| *kunt | hi my name is insanity and i can't spell |
| kill yourself | tell me I'm bootyful ;)) (no really i have low self esteem) |
| kill urself | tell me i'm a bad speller |
| cuck | noob |
| cuckhold | noob |
| cuckold | noob |
| porn | tingilly tangilly |
| everbody | everybody |
| mrs hoe | MrShoe |
| (tm) | ™ |
| fu*bois | annoying nerd |
| slut | person |
| shiz | stuff |
| retard | close relative of sloth in the goonies |
| retarded | a close relative of sloth in the goonies |
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