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Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.33,0:00:05.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}And so, let's all have a listen.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.45,0:00:07.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}Dear Hell...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.95,0:00:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Jigoku mitai ni asobitai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.95,0:00:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}I want to have a good time like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.87,0:00:20.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Jigoku mitai ni yasumitai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.87,0:00:20.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}I want to rest like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.12,0:00:25.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Jigoku mitai na nidoneshite
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.12,0:00:25.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}I want to go back to sleep like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.45,0:00:30.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Teiji de agaritai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.45,0:00:30.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}And finish work on time
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.75,0:00:35.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Jigoku mitai ni tabesugite
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.75,0:00:35.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}I ate too much like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.87,0:00:40.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Jigoku mitai ni nomisugita
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.87,0:00:40.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}I drank too much like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.62,0:00:45.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Aa sonna wake de
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.62,0:00:45.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}Ah, for these reasons
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.12,0:00:51.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Jigoku mitai
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.12,0:00:51.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}It's like Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.16,0:00:53.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Sonna toki koso deban desu
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.16,0:00:53.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}At such a time it's all the more his turn on stage
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.58,0:00:56.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Hoozuki-sama ga moriageru
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.58,0:00:56.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}Mr. Hozuki livens things up
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.91,0:00:58.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Omakase kudasai!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.91,0:00:58.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}Please leave it to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.50,0:01:03.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Aa jigoku jigoku mainichi jigoku
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.50,0:01:03.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}Ah, Hell, Hell, every day Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.91,0:01:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Jigoku jigoku
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.91,0:01:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}Hell, Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.50,0:01:09.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}"Uso desho?!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.50,0:01:09.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}"You can't mean that, right?!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.16,0:01:14.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Jigoku jigoku youkoso jigoku
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.16,0:01:14.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}Hell, Hell, welcome to Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.08,0:01:14.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Atchi muite
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.08,0:01:14.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}Look that way
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.91,0:01:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Kotchi muite
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.91,0:01:15.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}Look this way
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.50,0:01:16.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Abikyoukan!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.50,0:01:16.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}Pandemonium!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.83,0:01:18.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Gongo! Doudan!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.83,0:01:18.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}What the hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.04,0:01:19.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Shitsureishimashita!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.04,0:01:19.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}Pardon me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.83,0:01:24.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Sonna kanji no
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.83,0:01:24.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}In that kind of way
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.83,0:01:28.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}A! Jigoku desu! Jajajajan!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.83,0:01:28.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}Ah! It's Hell! Ta ta ta-da!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.91,0:01:29.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Katsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.91,0:01:29.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}Curses!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.00,0:01:36.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}CROW-TENGU POLICE DEPARTMENT
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.20,0:01:38.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, hello, this is the Crow-Tengu Police Department.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.75,0:01:41.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Has there been a disturbance with monsters?\NAn incident with ghosts?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.62,0:01:48.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah... Another silent phone call.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.58,0:01:50.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Lots of those lately, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.33,0:01:53.95,Default,,0,0,0,,So now even Hell has some idiot\Nphoning the police with prank calls?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.70,0:01:59.16,Default,,0,0,0,,If this is all just a prank, then it's extremely annoying.\NWe can't let them get away-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.20,0:02:03.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello, you've reached\Nthe Crow-Tengu Police Department!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.58,0:02:08.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen up! You better cut it-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.79,0:02:12.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Is Yoshitsune Kuro Minamoto there...?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.12,0:02:16.12,Default,,0,0,0,,My name is Princess Takiyasha.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.29,0:02:23.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}The Man Who Learned from Yokai\N{\an5}and the Woman Who Makes Use of Yokai
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.58,0:02:26.70,Default,,0,0,0,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.04,0:02:31.29,Default,,0,0,0,,So this Princess Takiyasha character\Nincessantly calls the police station,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.29,0:02:35.75,Default,,0,0,0,,but she always just hangs up without saying anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.37,0:02:39.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Why not try tracing the calls?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.08,0:02:43.00,Default,,0,0,0,,The phone we use at the department... is this here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.50,0:02:46.75,Default,,0,0,0,,It's possible to run a trace\Neven with a phone like that, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.91,0:02:49.62,Default,,0,0,0,,In general, it's more often the case
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.62,0:02:53.29,Default,,0,0,0,,that we'll detect an eerie atmosphere and look into, so\Nthe Crows aren't very used to working with appliances.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.12,0:02:56.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Speaking of Princess Takiyasha,\Na certain something comes to mind...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.50,0:02:59.20,Default,,0,0,0,,She's the daughter of Masakado Taira.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.79,0:03:02.58,Default,,0,0,0,,In other words, she's a Heishi.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.79,0:03:02.58,Default,,0,0,1,,{\an7\fs16\alpha&H80&}Note: An alternate reading of the "Taira" kanji.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.79,0:03:08.12,Default,,0,0,0,,On the other hand, you are a son of the Genji\Nclan who has learned the teachings of the Crow-Tengu,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.79,0:03:08.12,Default,,0,0,1,,{\an7\fs16\alpha&H80&}Note: Likewise, "Minamoto" can also be read as "Genji."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.12,0:03:09.79,Default,,0,0,0,,and thereby acquired wondrous arts of war.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.12,0:03:12.50,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like a peculiar sort of Genpei War, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.50,0:03:16.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Please don't put it like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.54,0:03:19.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Nowadays, the all that Genji\Nand Heishi stuff is of no concern.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.66,0:03:23.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Besides, Princess Takiyasha\Nis from a whole different era.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.20,0:03:29.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Still, throughout Japan the Genji and Heishi\Ncarry the image of being opposed to one another.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.91,0:03:31.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Like the south pole and north pole.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.87,0:03:33.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an6}KOGA\N{\an4}IGA
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.29,0:03:33.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Like the Iga and Koga.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.87,0:03:36.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}MINAMOTO\N{\an9}TAIRA\N{\an5}Takenoko no Sato\N{\an4}Kinoko no Yama
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.33,0:03:36.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Like Kinoko and Takenoko.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.00,0:03:38.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Something feels off about that last comparison!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.41,0:03:40.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, never mind...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.75,0:03:45.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Actually, I, as a mere priest,\Ndon't know much about Princess Takiyasha either.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.08,0:03:48.70,Default,,0,0,0,,With this print to jog your memory,\Nperhaps you do know her...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.79,0:03:53.12,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Kuniyoshi Utagawa's "In the Ruined Palace at Soma."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.20,0:03:56.12,Default,,0,0,0,,This here is Princess Takiyasha.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.37,0:04:01.37,Default,,0,0,0,,In order to get revenge for her father...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.08,0:04:05.62,Default,,0,0,1,,{\an7\fs16\alpha&H80&}Note: "The hours of the Ox (1:00 – 3:00 a.m.) known as the ideal time to cast a curse.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.08,0:04:05.62,Default,,0,0,0,,she made a pact with the with the Ushi no Koku god...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.95,0:04:10.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll get revenge! I'll get revenge! I'LL GET REVENGE!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.87,0:04:14.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I like your spirit of yours!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.33,0:04:18.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Receive my power!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.50,0:04:26.00,Default,,0,0,0,,...and she became a sorceress.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.04,0:04:33.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an9}PRINCESS\N{\an9}TAKIYASHA\N{\an4}OYA\N{\an4}TARO\N{\an4}MITSUKUNI\N{\an5}YASHAMARU\N{\an6}KUMOMARU
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.25,0:04:32.91,Default,,0,0,0,,By the way, she went on\Nto cause a disturbance along these lines.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.37,0:04:39.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, leaving aside the sorcery, her prank calls\Namount to interference with your duties.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.54,0:04:42.08,Default,,0,0,0,,As a police officer,\Nwhat course of action do you wish to take?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.58,0:04:46.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Well... it seems she was trying to summon me...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.83,0:04:51.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Is Yoshitsune... there?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.66,0:04:54.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Er...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.50,0:04:59.50,Default,,0,0,0,,As the same pattern of events repeated,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.66,0:05:05.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I began to get an idea of her intentions,\Nalthough I almost wish I hadn't...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.91,0:05:09.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Princess Takiyasha went through a lot in her life\Nand also performed memorial services for the dead,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.08,0:05:12.83,Default,,0,0,0,,so she received a reduced sentence\Nat her trial held by the Ten Kings.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.50,0:05:15.95,Default,,0,0,0,,After serving her sentence, if I remember right...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.45,0:05:20.04,Default,,0,0,0,,I believe I heard her name mentioned somewhere\Nin the vicinity of Mortal Hell...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.58,0:05:22.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm glad I consulted you!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.70,0:05:24.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you have any more details?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.41,0:05:28.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I believe I could find more out\Nif I was to look into the matter...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.04,0:05:34.29,Default,,0,0,0,,but this the kind of thing where it would be far quicker\Nto ask some miscreant tipster.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.00,0:05:44.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}HANA KAPPO KITSUNE GOZEN
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.70,0:05:48.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Princess Takiyasha, huh? I know of her.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.91,0:05:50.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep, I know her.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.83,0:05:52.58,Default,,0,0,0,,What is it you wanna know?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.58,0:05:54.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, can you feed me some info first?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.41,0:05:58.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki, perhaps about someone who was exposed\Nfor their shady spending of public funds?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.95,0:06:01.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Then, at the press conference they cried-
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.75,0:06:05.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I-I was just kidding! I'm sorry, okay?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.91,0:06:11.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Speaking of Princess Takiyasha, even the foxes\Naccept that she has the upper hand on them.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.62,0:06:14.95,Default,,0,0,0,,They wouldn't want to end up under her control, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.95,0:06:18.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Where exactly can we find her?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.79,0:06:21.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Her place is out past the far end of that back alley.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.33,0:06:23.45,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you planning to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.87,0:06:26.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Lord Yoshitsune is searching for her.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.29,0:06:27.58,Default,,0,0,0,,A police officer?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.58,0:06:29.54,Default,,0,0,0,,In that case, can't tell you any more than I already have!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.54,0:06:34.91,Default,,0,0,0,,The back alleys have gambling dens, loan sharks,\Nand a range of unsavory characters, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.08,0:06:37.50,Default,,0,0,0,,This place is frequented by those kinda lowlifes.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.87,0:06:42.20,Default,,0,0,0,,No one's doing anything all that bad,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.41,0:06:45.37,Default,,0,0,0,,but there are still some things that'd be hard to do\Nwith Lord Yoshitsune hanging around.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.54,0:06:48.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't wanna get mixed up in this.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.29,0:06:52.95,Default,,0,0,0,,He's dealing with a troubling situation\Nboth as a police officer and as a private citizen,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.12,0:06:54.54,Default,,0,0,0,,so we're just asking for your cooperation.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.91,0:06:55.91,Default,,0,0,0,,What do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.20,0:07:00.66,Default,,0,0,0,,It seems this woman who introduces herself as a\Nprincess keeps making prank calls to Lord Yoshitsune,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.66,0:07:02.25,Default,,0,0,0,,in which she just mumbles.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.45,0:07:05.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, come on, there could only be\None reason for that, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.75,0:07:09.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess guys with flashy appearances\Nhave it pretty tough, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.62,0:07:19.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}FIRST-TIME\N{\an5}CUSTOMERS\N{\an5}NOT WELCOME
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.91,0:07:30.04,Default,,0,0,0,,She's generally always somewhere around here.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.25,0:07:32.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Make sure not to mention my name, alright?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.70,0:07:35.16,Default,,0,0,0,,It'd cause me lots trouble\Nif I'm barred from the neighborhood.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.16,0:07:35.87,Default,,0,0,0,,See ya.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.29,0:07:43.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Pardon me!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.95,0:07:46.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Princess Takiyasha, are you in there?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.75,0:07:50.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I, Yoshitsune Minamoto, have come to pay you a visit!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.37,0:07:58.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh, in other words, the police are here!\NCan you please stop making those prank calls?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.91,0:08:03.62,Default,,0,0,0,,We're unable to take reports\Nfrom ordinary citizens who are truly in trouble!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.37,0:08:09.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Princess!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.66,0:08:14.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Down below there's a pasty pipsqueak,\Nhulking monk, and black-clad demon calling for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.20,0:08:16.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.45,0:08:17.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Want us to drive them away?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.00,0:08:21.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, just hold on a minute! I never got word\Nhe'd just show suddenly like this!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.33,0:08:25.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Seems a there's a big fuss up there all of a sudden...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.04,0:08:27.83,Default,,0,0,0,,It appears she's not coming out, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.12,0:08:31.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought we'd be able to talk things over\Nwithout having to force our way in there...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.62,0:08:35.00,Default,,0,0,0,,PRINCESS!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.00,0:08:37.91,Default,,0,0,0,,If you like him, just cut to the chase and tell him so!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.16,0:08:41.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Before rumors spread that Princess Takiyasha\Nhas fallen for Yoshitsune Kuro
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.12,0:08:43.83,Default,,0,0,0,,and is stalking the hell out of him!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.41,0:08:49.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Buddy, are you familiar with the word "delicacy"?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.29,0:08:54.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you should familiarize yourself\Nwith the phrase "interference with one's duties."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.20,0:08:56.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I had no intention of playing pranks.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.62,0:09:00.70,Default,,0,0,0,,But, each time I call I don't know what to talk about,\Nso I end up hanging up!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.33,0:09:04.41,Default,,0,0,0,,You shouldn't be phoning the police like that\Nin the first place.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.66,0:09:06.79,Default,,0,0,0,,What the hell kind of mediator do you think you are?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.08,0:09:12.08,Default,,0,0,0,,When Mr. Hozuki's around, for better or worse\Nthe discussion moves along quickly.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.33,0:09:15.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'll get right to the point: What started all of this?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.79,0:09:18.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Please explain within three minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.66,0:09:20.95,Default,,0,0,0,,You sure like to press the issue, huh, buddy?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.37,0:09:24.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Fine, I get it. I'll tell you, so just hold on a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.58,0:09:30.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Never before had someone stolen my heart like he did...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.37,0:09:34.41,Default,,0,0,0,,It was...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.41,0:09:38.45,Default,,0,0,0,,at a summer festival the year before last.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.33,0:09:43.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}HELL\N{\an4}BON\N{\an4}FESTIVAL\N{\an5}SPONSORED BY\N{\an5}THE OFFICES\N{\an5}OF ENMA
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.54,0:09:45.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}HELL\N{\an8}BON\N{\an5}FESTIVAL\N{\an6}SPONSORED BY\N{\an6}THE OFFICES\N{\an6}OF ENMA\N{\an6}NOW UNDERWAY
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.95,0:09:46.20,Default,,0,0,0,,SO CUTE!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.37,0:09:50.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You have absolutely perfect features in my eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.83,0:09:53.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Can't say I'm happy to hear that from you...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.37,0:09:59.08,Default,,0,0,0,,No, really. Even if your personality turns out to be crap,\Nyour looks make up for everything!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.25,0:10:01.50,Default,,0,0,0,,He's just too amazing - what am I to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.95,0:10:03.70,Default,,0,0,0,,How rude!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.08,0:10:07.87,Default,,0,0,0,,He may have killed hundreds of people,\Nbut he's good guy at the core.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.87,0:10:10.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Please refrain from saying anything\Nthat could be misinterpreted.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.62,0:10:12.58,Default,,0,0,0,,All samurai kill people.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.83,0:10:16.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Seeing you in the flesh like this is just too much for me!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.54,0:10:22.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Still, no matter how much you are my type, we are still\Na Genji and a Heishi - like Romeo and Juliet.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.33,0:10:25.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Like a police officer and a hoodlum.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.04,0:10:26.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Like Kinoko and Takenoko.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.25,0:10:26.54,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}TAKENOKO NO SATO\N{\an5}KINOKO NO YAMA
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.79,0:10:29.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Why does everyone bring that up as an example?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.45,0:10:32.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Besides, we both have yokai legends associated with us.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.87,0:10:35.54,Default,,0,0,0,,It's crazy how much this feels like destiny.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.20,0:10:37.75,Default,,0,0,0,,This girl...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.00,0:10:39.83,Default,,0,0,0,,The Princess has said enough already!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.83,0:10:41.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Just go on and date her, dandy boy!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.29,0:10:45.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, I never mentioned doing THAT,\Nbut I'd certainly be up for it!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.70,0:10:47.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.79,0:10:50.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I have a lawful wife.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.95,0:10:56.08,Default,,0,0,0,,As was common practice during your era,\Nyou also have a concubine, don't you? Well, two actually.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.25,0:10:57.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Appearances can be deceiving, huh?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.04,0:10:59.41,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}HA HA\N{\an4}HA HA\N{\an6}HA HA
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.12,0:11:03.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Out of everyone here, you're the one who lead\Na life most contrary to his outward appearance!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.75,0:11:04.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Pardon me!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.50,0:11:07.45,Default,,0,0,0,,In any case, this situation is bothering me.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.62,0:11:09.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Please find another guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.29,0:11:10.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't there anyone suitable around here?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.25,0:11:14.50,Default,,0,0,0,,If I'm forced to say, I suppose there is.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.79,0:11:18.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Hearing her say that so frankly\Nunexpectedly hurts a little...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.29,0:11:23.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Still, I really do have a soft spot for flashy,\Nhandsome young men.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.08,0:11:27.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm honestly surprised myself how much\Nof a sucker I am for good looks.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.87,0:11:31.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Perhaps it's because I've spent too much time\Naround yokai and my incompetent followers.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.29,0:11:34.08,Default,,0,0,0,,All the same, something so hopeless\Nis simply out of the question.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.33,0:11:36.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey! What exactly is "hopeless" about the Princess?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.66,0:11:37.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Think before opening yer mouth!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.45,0:11:40.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd even be fine being your concubine...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.83,0:11:42.66,Default,,0,0,0,,That would spell trouble...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.66,0:11:47.75,Default,,0,0,0,,We've been listening for a while now. How dare you\Ntrouble our young master! You miscreants!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.75,0:11:49.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Yikes! When did my subordinates get here?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.12,0:11:52.58,Default,,0,0,0,,They've stormed the place without an arrest warrant!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.58,0:11:55.33,Default,,0,0,0,,The likes of you Crows best not defy the Princess!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.70,0:11:59.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't bother our young master! Or else Sojobo\Nwill lose his temper and go on a rampage!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.12,0:12:02.95,Default,,0,0,0,,What's that?! On the contrary,\Nif you keep causing trouble for the Princess,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.95,0:12:06.62,Default,,0,0,0,,our boss Taira Masakado will snap\Nand put a curse on you like you wouldn't believe!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.16,0:12:10.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, that's right! I have to introduce Papa!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.16,0:12:13.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Papa! My boyfriend came over, so come and say hello!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.29,0:12:15.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop! Don't summon your papa!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.00,0:12:18.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse us, there's no ill will\Nbetween us and your daughter.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.20,0:12:21.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Quickly capture him and make 'em\Ngo through with a marriage ceremony!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.37,0:12:23.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut up! We'll hear what you have to say\Ndown at the station!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.70,0:12:25.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Round 'em all up!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.16,0:12:28.12,Default,,0,0,0,,We haven't caused you trouble yet, but just you wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.25,0:12:39.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Get outta here, you bastards!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.62,0:12:45.62,Default,,0,0,0,,It's turned into a Genpei-Yokai War.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.70,0:12:48.37,Default,,0,0,0,,What the heck is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.45,0:12:58.29,Default,,0,0,0,,It appears there's some kind of uproar.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.62,0:13:01.37,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a bit of a dispute out back, it seems.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.87,0:13:03.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, is it a fight?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.04,0:13:08.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Fights often break out in Mortal Hell,\Nafter all. Just like Edo, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.37,0:13:12.41,Default,,0,0,1,,{\an7\fs16\alpha&H80&}Note: A nod to the proverb "Fights and fires are Edo's flowers."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.37,0:13:12.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Fights and fireworks, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.58,0:13:14.08,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a problem, alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.08,0:13:17.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Even outside of the execution grounds,\Nwhen a commotion gets too big,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.87,0:13:22.62,Default,,0,0,0,,it's necessary to report it\Nto Mr. Hozuki and the Crow-Tengu Police.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.08,0:13:26.70,Default,,0,0,0,,So who could it be that's causing all this trouble...?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.08,0:13:33.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki and the Crow-Tengu Police\Nare part of the scuffle?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.91,0:13:36.16,Default,,0,0,0,,What in the world are they doing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.16,0:13:41.37,Default,,0,0,0,,To be precise, it's actually Lord Yoshitsune\Nand Princess Takiyasha who are quarreling, it seems.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.37,0:13:43.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, fight, fight!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.58,0:13:45.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Meow, meow, meow, meow!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.08,0:13:46.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Please don't fan the flames, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.37,0:13:51.66,Default,,0,0,0,,If Yoshitsune is a no-go, how about making\Nthat black-clad demon one of your underlings?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.91,0:13:55.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's make a pact with him. He seems pretty strong.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.29,0:14:01.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Setting aside whether or not to give up\Non Lord Yoshitsune, that's not such a bad idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.58,0:14:07.04,Default,,0,0,0,,No way. What merit is there for me\Nto make a pact with you in the first place?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.29,0:14:09.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll provide you with food, clothing, shelter,\Nand some treasure to boot.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.83,0:14:10.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't need it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.00,0:14:15.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, come on. Would you prefer a virgin or something?\NThat's being a bit selfish if you ask me.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.16,0:14:20.54,Default,,0,0,0,,You... seems to have the wrong idea\Nabout demons in general.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.70,0:14:23.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess it's the case that humans often do.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.29,0:14:25.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't need that stuff? Not even the treasure?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.25,0:14:28.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me tell you something:
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.12,0:14:31.83,Default,,0,0,0,,There are plenty of yokai who have no interest\Nin girls or treasure and the like, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.87,0:14:32.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that right?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.79,0:14:36.54,Default,,0,0,0,,That's generally what the yokai I entered\Ninto a pact with were after, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.95,0:14:40.12,Default,,0,0,0,,All that means is that such yokai also exist.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.12,0:14:41.87,Default,,0,0,0,,The Princess'll take good care of you, ya know.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.25,0:14:44.37,Default,,0,0,0,,She'll give you alcohol and spending money.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.37,0:14:47.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Every single day here is quite amusing, eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.12,0:14:47.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.04,0:14:52.00,Default,,0,0,0,,We could actually use some affable guys like you\Ndown at the Personnel Department...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.58,0:14:53.87,Default,,0,0,0,,"Personnel"?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.87,0:14:56.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you work for a company or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.54,0:14:58.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, you could say that.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.79,0:15:01.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Not a chance! Working at a company\Nmeans you've already lost!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.62,0:15:03.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't wanna be tied down! I don't wanna work overtime!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.75,0:15:05.37,Default,,0,0,0,,So you're currently unemployed, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.37,0:15:08.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not unemployed! I have the job\Nof running the show around these parts!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.04,0:15:10.50,Default,,0,0,0,,What about your employee benefits?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.50,0:15:14.04,Default,,0,0,0,,That's of no concern to me! I'm dead, after all!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.29,0:15:16.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me, Princess...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.16,0:15:17.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, little old me?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.91,0:15:20.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I think you ought to at least do as he suggests.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.50,0:15:24.25,Default,,0,0,0,,This demon god here, isn't just a regular\Ncompany employee, you see...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.41,0:15:26.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Is he one of THOSE guys?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.33,0:15:28.66,Default,,0,0,0,,He doesn't have the look of someone\Nwith a respectable occupation, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.20,0:15:32.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you not remember your trial?\NYou don't watch the news?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.95,0:15:36.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't watch TV or anything, but I do enjoy\Nreading material such as classical story books.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.79,0:15:39.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Bakin's latest book was fantastic!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.00,0:15:39.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}THE\N{\an7}EIGHT\N{\an7}DOG\N{\an7}CHRONICLES
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.95,0:15:44.66,Default,,0,0,0,,This demon god is in fact\Nthe First Chief of Staff to Great King Enma.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.08,0:15:46.75,Default,,0,0,0,,A subordinate of Enma?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.08,0:15:53.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Princess...?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.04,0:15:54.08,Default,,0,0,0,,What's the matter?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.16,0:15:55.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I remembered...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.20,0:15:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,This guy...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.66,0:16:00.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah, a long time ago...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.70,0:16:02.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Something happened between you two, didn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.62,0:16:04.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes... In fact...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.66,0:16:11.08,Default,,0,0,0,,It was just before I was about to avenge my father...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.54,0:16:16.37,Default,,0,0,0,,If I follow this handbook\Nof the Ushi no Koku god to the letter,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.37,0:16:17.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll be able to summon just about anything!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.33,0:16:19.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Come forth!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.95,0:16:22.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Yokai!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.66,0:16:25.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Nekomata!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.16,0:16:28.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Furi!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.62,0:16:29.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Koroka!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.95,0:16:32.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Nobusuma!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.37,0:16:36.70,Default,,0,0,0,,With these yokai at our disposal,\Nwe won't be defeated so easily!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.00,0:16:43.20,Default,,0,0,0,,However, even with all this riffraff gathered here,\Nin the end we're a mere undisciplined mob.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.66,0:16:46.87,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd sure like some kind of decisive monster on our side...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.83,0:16:50.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}DEMON GOD
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.33,0:16:51.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}FROM HERE ONWARD,\N{\an5}YOU'LL FIND FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUES.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.45,0:16:53.41,Default,,0,0,0,,"From here onward, you'll find forbidden techniques."
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.41,0:16:57.41,Default,,0,0,0,,The spell for calling forth a demon god of Hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.41,0:17:02.54,Default,,0,0,0,,This spell is very powerful,\Nbut if the sorcerer's ability is lacking,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.54,0:17:04.79,Default,,0,0,0,,this forbidden technique must not be used.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.95,0:17:07.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Even the strong should avoid using it if possible.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.70,0:17:11.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Hmm, by its nature the Ushi no Koku curse...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.12,0:17:14.70,Default,,0,0,0,,summons the demon god who bears\Nthe most deep-seated grudge at the time of its use...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.08,0:17:20.04,Default,,0,0,0,,"Currently, Hell's most cursed demon\Nis seriously bad news.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.04,0:17:22.54,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll be in for lots of trouble, so I can't recommend this."
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.75,0:17:25.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}BY\N{\an4}THE USHI NO KOKU GOD
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.08,0:17:25.41,Default,,0,0,0,,"By the Ushi no Koku god."
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.37,0:17:28.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, why not?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.08,0:17:30.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll summon 'em!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.62,0:17:34.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Come forth! Demon god of Hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.91,0:17:46.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.87,0:17:49.45,Default,,0,0,0,,So you opened Pandora's box, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.83,0:17:51.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I did, indeed.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.83,0:17:59.20,Default,,0,0,0,,This is the seal of the Ushi no Koku.\NSo you must be a wielder of yokai, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.20,0:18:02.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Th-that's right! And now I'm going\Nto get revenge for my father!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.66,0:18:05.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Help me do it, Demon god of Hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.04,0:18:08.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Become my servant and let us depart\Nfor the Imperial Court!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.16,0:18:10.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.45,0:18:18.83,Default,,0,0,0,,And then we proceeded to negotiate on and on.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.20,0:18:23.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I believe that I summoned him before sunrise and\Nwe continued to negotiate until the sun went down...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.87,0:18:28.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Summoning a demon like that\Ndoesn't automatically make him your underling?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.87,0:18:31.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, wouldn't that be convenient if that's how it worked?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.25,0:18:33.50,Default,,0,0,0,,After summoning one, you need to use\Nyour conversational skills to negotiate.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.50,0:18:35.37,Default,,0,0,0,,In all things, communication is key, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.66,0:18:37.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You've gotta do a good job of persuading him!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.45,0:18:42.16,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like in D*gon Quest when you show your appreciation\Nto someone for coming when you use "Call Friend"!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.41,0:18:45.62,Default,,0,0,0,,So yokai-wielders are basically\Njust making use of multiplayer?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.45,0:18:48.16,Default,,0,0,0,,But, it was no use...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.08,0:18:52.25,Default,,0,0,0,,No matter what I said, I was unable to persuade him...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.87,0:18:56.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah... I'm remembering it more and more vividly now...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.87,0:19:00.95,Default,,0,0,0,,It's an incredibly... tiring... memory...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.66,0:19:05.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it's just as I told you at the time:
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.70,0:19:10.87,Default,,0,0,0,,as a Hell minion, especially one who's involved in\Ntrials, it'd be bad if I took part in a revenge plot.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.87,0:19:14.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Beyond that, the pact wouldn't be\Nof any merit to me personally.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.62,0:19:19.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, it turned out that I was the one who got persuaded.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.16,0:19:26.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Ultimately, my revenge plot ended in failure,\Nand I ended up going to where my father was.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.95,0:19:28.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I came so close!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.16,0:19:34.04,Default,,0,0,0,,If only I had been more skilled as\Na conversationalist and sorceress back then...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.79,0:19:41.41,Default,,0,0,0,,They say that if your powers of sorcery aren't very strong,\Nyou'll end up losing to the very monster you summoned...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.25,0:19:47.83,Default,,0,0,0,,So when the Ushi no Koku god said, "it'll be all kinds\Nof trouble," he meant in terms of the labor required.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.08,0:19:51.00,Default,,0,0,0,,We've gotten a bit off track...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.54,0:19:54.08,Default,,0,0,0,,For today at least, just head home.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.58,0:19:58.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Lord Yoshitsune, sometime later\NI'll try for a fresh start with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.50,0:20:01.70,Default,,0,0,0,,So you're not just giving up, then...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.20,0:20:06.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Please don't call the police station anymore at least.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.41,0:20:12.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I won't. I'll do my best to get you\Nto give me your personal number.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.08,0:20:15.54,Default,,0,0,0,,For now, I'll work on dealing with my memories...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.45,0:20:18.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm feeling blue for the first time in quite a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.08,0:20:23.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Good. Seems things have settled down for now.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.16,0:20:30.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I'll be going now.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.75,0:20:32.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you for everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.70,0:20:38.91,Default,,0,0,0,,"The demon god with the most\Ndeep-seated grudge in Hell," huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.70,0:20:43.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder if Mr. Hozuki would appear again\Nif that same summons was tried now...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.00,0:20:48.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, I would think so. A curse god, he is.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.37,0:20:50.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.00,0:20:58.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm a dead man who took his own life\Nas I was surrounded by various grudges.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.75,0:21:02.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Furthermore, before committing suicide,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.12,0:21:04.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I had no choice but to personally\Ntake the lives of my wife and child.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.16,0:21:09.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Frankly, that chagrin is something I'm unable to forget.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.37,0:21:10.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I won't let you near him!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.04,0:21:16.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Thinking about it, you're one too,\Nas is Princess Takiyasha.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.12,0:21:19.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Same with Taira Masakado for that matter...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.45,0:21:22.62,Default,,0,0,0,,The afterlife is full of curse gods.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.16,0:21:27.87,Default,,0,0,0,,No matter whether those people\Nthink of themselves that way...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.29,0:21:37.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Welcome back, Hozuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.75,0:21:40.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.91,0:21:43.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Take us to the Maki Miki concert!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.87,0:21:46.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Hozuki! Let's go eat some meat!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.16,0:21:48.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Take us there!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.20,0:21:55.45,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Come on! Let's have some meat!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.20,0:21:55.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Take us there! Take us there! Take us there!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.91,0:22:11.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Uso yo. Janakya naze koko ni tadoritsuku no?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.91,0:22:11.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}That's a lie. If not, why do you find your way here?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.20,0:22:18.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Enma-sama no mae de nao shira o kiru no ne
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.20,0:22:18.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}Even in front of Lord Enma, you feign ignorance
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.75,0:22:24.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Baka ne. Dakedo sonna toko tamaranakute
Dialogue: 0,0:22:18.75,0:22:24.20,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}You're an idiot. But I can't get enough of that aspect of you
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.95,0:22:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Teitaraku. Onaji tsumi kasanetsuzuketa
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.95,0:22:30.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}What a predicament. You continued to repeat the same sin
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.25,0:22:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Ii no? Yubikiri genman.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.25,0:22:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}Is that alright? Pinky swear.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.87,0:22:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}(E?)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.87,0:22:37.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}(Huh?)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.75,0:22:43.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Gachi ni honto ni naru yo.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.75,0:22:43.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}It will seriously become reality.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.08,0:22:43.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}(Dogii!)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:42.08,0:22:43.66,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}(Startling!)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.04,0:22:50.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Tensei o matazu shounetsu no mama ni
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.04,0:22:50.08,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}Without waiting for reincarnation, while still in the scorching heat
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.08,0:22:56.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Asa hiru eien ai o kushizashi narabete
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.08,0:22:56.12,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}Morning, midday, and eternally skewer desires and line them up
Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.37,0:22:59.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Gutsu gutsu mou! Nie nie da yo
Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.37,0:22:59.29,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}Already simmering! It's boiling
Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.54,0:23:02.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Yuuge wa jigoku de hot pot
Dialogue: 0,0:22:59.54,0:23:02.70,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}Supper is a hot pot in Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.87,0:23:08.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Nita mono doushi ni oniai no oshioki
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.87,0:23:08.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}For people who are alike, a suitable punishment
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.08,0:23:12.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Juu juu achi! Koge koge da yo
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.08,0:23:12.04,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}Sizzling hot! It's burned to a crisp
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.25,0:23:15.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Anata to jigoku de hotcake
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.25,0:23:15.33,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}Hotcakes with you in Hell
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.50,0:23:20.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8\blur4\be7}Tokoyo no suna ni naru made
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.50,0:23:20.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{\blur4\be7}Until they become forever-unchanging sand
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.00,0:23:27.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}NEXT TIME\N{\an4}ON HOZUKI'S\N{\an4}COOLHEADEDNESS...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:26.29,0:23:29.70,Default,,0,0,0,,People in fairy tales are born\Nfrom all kinds of things, aren't they?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.00,0:23:29.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}AND
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.70,0:23:32.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Momotaro was born from a peach,\Nand Princess Uriko was born from a melon.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.91,0:23:32.58,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}BUT
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.79,0:23:34.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Lots of birds make appearances, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.66,0:23:36.45,Default,,0,0,0,,The crane is probably among\Nthe most famous examples.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.75,0:23:35.62,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an5}SO
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.66,0:23:40.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh my, Mr. Hozuki, you've got the sort of looks\Nthat make you a target for trouble with women...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.50,0:23:40.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an7}WE PRESENT:\N{\an7}AMANOJAKU\N{\an5}AND\N{\an4}GO HOME, CRANE
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.50,0:23:40.79,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an4}PLEASE ENJOY!