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Submitted by cummy on October 20, 2021

\>have numerous outstanding carbon tax payments, pre-existing hatespeech fines, and student debts

\>already having a quarter of your wages garnished

\>state settlement board sentences you to 5 years of medical surrogacy

\>despite numerous anti-aging treatments, boomers still frequently need new organs

\>have 3d-printed uterus installed

\>now gestating pig/human chimeras

\>they keep giving you massive litters of them, lots of demand for hearts, livers, and blood