While playing the best of 5 against Wong the Great,
I lost two games straight.
Wong was really giving me his dong,
and i knew what i am about to do was wrong,
but i cant handle the pressure in game so long,
took a break to listen to a song,
Noticed the Wong,eyeing my wifes thong,
My eyes immediately went to his Schlong,
Holy hail,
I devised a plan for his epic fail,
Encouraged my wife to throw him off rail,
As he boarded the train which couldn't bail,
I opened the door for his Queen to flail,
His wife forced divorced - Gambit to sent ,
Wong the great king became peasant,
He saw me & started to rant,
I looked in his eyes and said,
Google En Passant
~BananaTiger1