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Submitted by cummy on January 2, 2022

Green light, red light: we see Paul blart having much training in the beginning of the first movie, being very agile and quick, and also being able to stop in time to efficiently go to the finish line in time


Honeycombs: Paul is an expert at eating, as he even has a fork to stop him from eating frantically, meaning he can cleanly eat the honeycomb, whilst also taking care of his hypoglycaemia 

Secret minigame: Paul has intense training in dealing with armed suspects, managing to defend himself and others

Tug of war:Paul serves as a great anchor, as he is heavy enough to crush a person unconsciously from 3 meters

Marbles: Paul is super attentive, knowing how many marbles he has

Glass bridge: Paul could not fall, as he would get stuck, as he did in many crevices

And finally, in the squid games:He is prepared one on one combat, as we see him taking down the leader of the assailants in Paul blart 1