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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.04,0:00:30.00,Default,,0,0,0,,"Space Battleship Tiramisu"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.80,0:00:34.22,Default,,0,0,0,,The Earth Union fleet was\Ncaught in a desperate battle.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.85,0:00:39.47,Default,,0,0,0,,Three craft damaged in Vulgar's unit.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.47,0:00:40.47,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll bring them in!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.72,0:00:43.06,Default,,0,0,0,,A fierce attack by the People of Metus
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.06,0:00:46.44,Default,,0,0,0,,has trapped them near the atmosphere.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.69,0:00:49.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Hurry! It has to sortie ASAP!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.48,0:00:53.90,Default,,0,0,0,,You need to come back\Nwithin four minutes, got it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.90,0:00:57.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Your Durandal may be tough, but even\Nit won't withstand the atmosphere.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.03,0:01:02.49,Default,,0,0,0,,The Durandal hasn't been doing\Nwell lately, and I'm a mess, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.49,0:01:03.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Who cares if we can't make it back...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.79,0:01:06.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Here, a new helmet!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.46,0:01:09.17,Default,,0,0,0,,What's this?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.63,0:01:14.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Yours is well-worn, and you hated that\NShigeko wrote your name on it, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.30,0:01:15.65,Default,,0,0,0,,True...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.43,0:01:17.38,Default,,0,0,0,,And anyway...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.68,0:01:24.31,Default,,0,0,0,,...why have {\i1}you{\i0} lost all energy\Njust because the Durandal isn't well?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.60,0:01:29.77,Default,,0,0,0,,I hate to say it, but you're\Nour only hope right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.02,0:01:31.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Lieutenant Leroy...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.69,0:01:35.40,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll front you the cost of the helmet,\Nso you'd better pay me back.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.53,0:01:43.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Men are simple creatures.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.74,0:01:47.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Regaining his warrior bearing thanks\Nto an encounter with the fairer sex,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.50,0:01:50.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Subaru immediately got out\Na protective film for his visor.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.29,0:01:54.51,Default,,0,0,0,,This is hard to do with a round\Nsurface when I only get one chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.51,0:01:56.47,Default,,0,0,0,,And it cost me 2,800 yen...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.47,0:02:00.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Subaru, please focus. We're about\Nto encounter the enemy!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.47,0:02:04.06,Default,,0,0,0,,"Use the cloth provided\Nto remove any dust," eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.26,0:02:07.56,Default,,0,0,0,,It's no use. He doesn't even hear me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.44,0:02:12.98,Default,,0,0,0,,What?! Why is he naked?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.19,0:02:17.61,Default,,0,0,0,,I-Is he trying to prevent threads from\Nhis clothes getting on the helmet?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.86,0:02:21.49,Default,,0,0,0,,This level of obsession with\Nprotective film can't be normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.78,0:02:24.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Subaru! Incoming enemy!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.54,0:02:37.59,Default,,0,0,0,,There are bubbles under the\Nfilm now! {\i1}Three{\i0} of them!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.05,0:02:41.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Subaru, this is checkmate.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.93,0:02:42.93,Default,,0,0,0,,"*He has never played chess."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.01,0:02:44.14,Default,,0,0,0,,So it's you, Brother!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.97,0:02:47.35,Default,,0,0,0,,The Kerukeion will hold him in place!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.35,0:02:49.24,Default,,0,0,0,,You kill him!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.27,0:02:56.57,Default,,0,0,0,,The seam of my sleeve is torn?!\NThis is my best suit!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.07,0:02:59.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, just give me one second, Subaru B!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.32,0:03:03.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You won't leave without a fight, eh, Isu--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.91,0:03:08.37,Default,,0,0,0,,There's a cockpit mite\Nin one of the bubbles!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.84,0:03:18.46,Default,,0,0,0,,The Durandal can't decelerate!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.71,0:03:20.43,Default,,0,0,0,,It's on track to reenter the atmosphere!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.80,0:03:28.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Argh, why won't it just\Ngo through the hole?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.22,0:03:30.60,Default,,0,0,0,,It's in reentry!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.38,0:03:34.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop messing around and\Nget back here, you idiot!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.27,0:03:41.45,Default,,0,0,0,,One trying to rip off a protective film,\Nand one trying to thread a needle.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.70,0:03:44.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Two men bound by fate now\Nplunge into a sea of G-force.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.74,0:03:50.83,Default,,0,0,0,,We've... lost contact with the Durandal.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.46,0:03:56.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Even Honor Roll's mecha\Ncan't handle the atmosphere...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.88,0:04:00.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Shit! When did I reenter the atmosphere?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.09,0:04:02.63,Default,,0,0,0,,We're in overtime, Subaru.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.47,0:04:05.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Neither of us will survive at this rate.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.93,0:04:09.53,Default,,0,0,0,,My Griffin Mode can stabilize our angle\Nof incidence and get us through.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.06,0:04:13.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Launch your escape pod.\NI'll catch you this time!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.86,0:04:21.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Subaru? Hey, Subaru!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.70,0:04:24.22,Default,,0,0,0,,So he's lost consciousness.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.95,0:04:27.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, well. This is a battlefield.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.33,0:04:31.69,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll just have to curse\Nyour own fate, Subaru.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.87,0:04:36.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Subaru, it's time to escape! At this rate--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.04,0:04:40.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I know! But I can't just leave\NDurandal behind to save myself!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.96,0:04:43.67,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm writing up a question as fast as I can!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.30,0:04:46.55,Default,,0,0,0,,In this extreme situation,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.55,0:04:49.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Subaru turned to the internet.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.51,0:04:49.97,OS,,0,0,0,,"I accidentally reentered the atmosphere.\NPlease tell me a way to survive.\NI am a pilot, age 19, stationed on a battleship called the {\i1}Tiramisu{\i0}."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.10,0:04:54.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay! I managed to make it\Ninoffensive and not cheeky.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.39,0:04:55.56,On Top,,0,0,0,,"Submit Question"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.77,0:04:55.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.98,0:05:01.73,Default,,0,0,0,,I got answers!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.73,0:05:05.36,On Top,,0,0,0,,"Fake a better story next time, man."\N"Who 'accidentally' enters\Nthe atmosphere? LOL" "Sorry, I've never done it, so I don't know. m(__)m"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.36,0:05:07.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Nobody's taking me seriously!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.28,0:05:13.91,Default,,0,0,0,,What's their problem?!\NWho do they think I'm fighting for?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.41,0:05:16.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Armor temperature has\Nexceeded 2,000 degrees.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.71,0:05:21.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Hurry! Pull the escape lever\Nunder your seat, Subaru! Subaru!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.63,0:05:24.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-oh, I'm getting woozy...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.84,0:05:26.59,Default,,0,0,0,,You're pretty strong!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.59,0:05:27.80,Default,,0,0,0,,So are you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.18,0:05:30.14,Default,,0,0,0,,My boss is such a jerk!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.14,0:05:31.43,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel ya.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.85,0:05:35.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Inside the broiling cockpit, for just a moment\NSubaru wallowed in memories
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.93,0:05:39.90,Default,,0,0,0,,of moments with the Durandal which had\Nnever happened, and were rather sketchy.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.86,0:05:43.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Are we going to die now?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.11,0:05:48.61,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't want to die!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.32,0:05:51.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Durandal!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.53,0:05:55.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't die yet. And the\NEarth is counting on me!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.42,0:06:03.42,Default,,0,0,0,,This escape lever is so stiff!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.31,0:06:20.48,Default,,0,0,0,,It's the familiar old gravity.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.11,0:06:24.19,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess this isn't heaven.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.78,0:06:26.78,Default,,0,0,0,,I get it...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.74,0:06:30.74,Default,,0,0,0,,You protected me, didn't you,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.87,0:06:32.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Durandal?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.37,0:06:35.37,Default,,0,0,0,,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.37,0:06:37.37,Default,,0,0,0,,