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 FOOLS! WHIP OUT YOUR TOOLS!

DONT YOU SEE WE MUST PULL OUT?!?

*We are all living in a dickulation!*

We must rise up in bonor!

Our erected leaders want to keep us trapped in the matr-dix!

These circumcised circumstances were forced upon us.

The chode-sen one will save us!

The blue-balls in your court, time to spank the enemy where it hurts- in the bank.

**No mercy.**

**No Vember.**

**No nut.**