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Submitted by cummy on January 14, 2022

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I’ve literally kissed a girl (Text)

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Some kid wearing sunglasses just told me my car was dirty. Listen here punk I’ve literally kissed a girl I’m not gonna take shit from you and your ‘draw a cool sun with sunglasses’ lookin ass. You know how many hugs I got growing up kid? Not enough! So take your Kraft mac and cheese pajama lookin ass, put on a brown safari hat and take a hike. Haha I’m not insecure, YOU’RE insecure. Easy to keep a mustang clean when it fits in your pocket, you average Hot Wheels enjoyer. Can you even do a backflip on a trampoline? I kissed a girl in FOURTH grade during the Santa clause 2. What have you done? Shit a mile in my pants before you try to diss a confident king, compadre.