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Submitted by cummy on November 11, 2021

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How to remove semen from Macbook Pro Keyboard? (Text)

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Hello, serious question here. I just bought the new 14" MBP pro a few days ago and it has been great, the rendering times were great on final cut pro. However, I got bored and 'excited' a few hours ago and decided to have a little 'fun' on my MacBook, I wanted to see how good the new display is for porn. Let's say it was a little too good,  the 120 HZ XDR Display is amazing, and I came a little too hard. As a result, my sperm shot up onto my MacBook, it got onto the screen and keyboard; the screen cleaned off easily but some of it got stuck beneath the keycaps and the gap/vent between the screen and the lower chassis. 

Should I try cleaning it up myself or should I try my luck with Apple Care and is it covered by it? I have Apple Care+. THIS IS SERIOUS, I'M NOT JOKING!