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Submitted by cummy on January 9, 2022

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When I was 8 I tried to inflate my penis with a soccer ball p... (Text)

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When I was 8 I tried to inflate my penis with a soccer ball pump. I'd heard of penis pumps but looking back I didn't quite understand the concept.

I stuck the needle into my urethra and inflated a few pushes. It gave me A half chub and a strong urge to urinate. I tried to go per but I just kinda farted out of my dickhole and the per splattered everywhere like a sprinkler. 20 years later I get sharp pains randomly when I urinate. I'm almost positive I have a urethral structure.