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Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.04,0:00:30.00,On Top,,0,0,0,,"Space Battleship Tiramisu"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.92,0:00:33.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that really you, Isuzu?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.05,0:00:35.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Come with me, Subaru.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.61,0:00:39.04,Default,,0,0,0,,My side has the environment that you want.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.68,0:00:44.77,Default,,0,0,0,,I know it's been very stressful for you here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.23,0:00:47.11,Default,,0,0,0,,But that ends today.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.11,0:00:52.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Our isolated fortress, the {\i1}Metus Germen{\i0},\Nshall free you from that suffering.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.36,0:00:53.40,Default,,0,0,0,,But I...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.40,0:00:57.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Let go of pointless sentiments.\NYour family isn't here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.70,0:00:58.87,Default,,0,0,0,,It's time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.49,0:01:04.04,Default,,0,0,0,,This is my mecha, built with the\Nwisdom of the fifth note: Kerukeion.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.66,0:01:07.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's discuss things in my cockpit.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.71,0:01:10.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I have much to tell you of— Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.67,0:01:12.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't have my key to the Kerukeion!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.26,0:01:16.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Subaru's elder brother Isuzu had\Nmisplaced something important.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.43,0:01:17.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, crap.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.13,0:01:18.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Isuzu?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.76,0:01:21.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, crap, crap, We're in\Ntrouble without that thing...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.68,0:01:23.60,Default,,0,0,0,,What kind of "trouble"?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.60,0:01:24.68,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm missing my key!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.06,0:01:28.02,Default,,0,0,0,,How did this happen? It ought to be here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.02,0:01:30.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you seen it? A little \Nguy about this size.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.77,0:01:32.78,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know where your key is!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.78,0:01:35.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't even know how you're alive.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.53,0:01:38.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Someone must've stolen it, then!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.77,0:01:40.24,Default,,0,0,0,,A thief definitely stole it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.24,0:01:44.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, the key to the Kerukeion\Nhas been stolen! Definitely!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.24,0:01:46.25,Default,,0,0,0,,He jumps to "definitely" too quickly.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.58,0:01:48.17,Default,,0,0,0,,Here, let's look a little more.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.17,0:01:50.88,Default,,0,0,0,,It might be in an inner pocket.\NYou haven't searched the whole bag yet—
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.88,0:01:54.13,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, I did! I so totally did!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.13,0:01:57.34,Default,,0,0,0,,It was definitely, {\i1}definitely{\i0} stol—
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.34,0:02:00.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Isn't this the little guy you were looking for?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.09,0:02:01.47,Default,,0,0,0,,It was at the bottom of your bag.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.47,0:02:03.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, this is it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.18,0:02:06.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, so that's where it was.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.14,0:02:07.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Man, I'm impressed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.64,0:02:11.97,Default,,0,0,0,,You've always\Nhad a genius for finding things, Subaru.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.97,0:02:14.61,Default,,0,0,0,,He hasn't changed a bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.95,0:02:21.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you still feeling tormented by guilt?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.95,0:02:22.83,Default,,0,0,0,,No...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.83,0:02:25.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't worry. I didn't kill them.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.76,0:02:30.09,Default,,0,0,0,,After all, the {\i1}Tiramisu{\i0} is no threat\Nwithout you and the Durandal.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.09,0:02:31.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Isuzu...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.15,0:02:36.09,Default,,0,0,0,,There isn't any unnecessary clutter in this cockpit.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.56,0:02:37.01,On Top,,0,0,0,,You were able to awaken to the Universe Sense inside the Durandal.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.09,0:02:39.38,Default,,0,0,0,,The grown-up vibe of the monotone color scheme is so cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.01,0:02:40.76,On Top,,0,0,0,,The Durandal must have reacted to your inherent gift.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.76,0:02:44.72,On Top,,0,0,0,,I took on the role of Cody to wait for your awakening.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.76,0:02:42.89,Default,,0,0,0,,There's one yellow thing...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.89,0:02:44.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Nice, a cookie tin.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.72,0:02:46.68,Default,,0,0,0,,It'd be okay to have just one, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.18,0:02:48.85,Default,,0,0,0,,What's this? A letter?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.85,0:02:50.27,On Top,,0,0,0,,"Dear Suzie <3"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.27,0:02:51.19,Default,,0,0,0,,"Suzie"?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.60,0:02:54.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa, whoa, whoa. Isuzu...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.23,0:02:55.57,Default,,0,0,0,,This is so wrong!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.57,0:02:56.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Subaru!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.65,0:02:57.89,Default,,0,0,0,,Er, yes?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.32,0:03:00.53,Default,,0,0,0,,You and I are chosen ones.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.53,0:03:03.28,Default,,0,0,0,,We brothers must end this war together.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.61,0:03:05.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, Isuzu, I still haven't...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.24,0:03:06.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait a sec, Subaru.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.73,0:03:08.37,Default,,0,0,0,,We have a serious problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.37,0:03:10.29,Default,,0,0,0,,What's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.29,0:03:11.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't believe this.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.83,0:03:15.17,Default,,0,0,0,,I left my eye thing back on the {\i1}Tiramisu{\i0}!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.17,0:03:16.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Your eye thing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.71,0:03:20.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, crap. That thing is\Nshockingly expensive, too...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.63,0:03:24.39,On Top,,0,0,0,,Sheesh, this is the fourth one!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.39,0:03:27.10,On Top,,0,0,0,,I literally can't even!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.68,0:03:27.10,Default,,0,0,0,,After a reunion years in the making,\NSubaru felt uncomfortable around his brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.22,0:03:30.60,On Top,,0,0,0,,"Metus Germen, Isolated Cosmo Fortress"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.27,0:03:32.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Synchronization with the pilot complete.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.77,0:03:33.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Brainwaves normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.61,0:03:38.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, Subaru, how do you\Nlike your new cockpit?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.32,0:03:40.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Isuzu...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.11,0:03:43.74,Default,,0,0,0,,You are a chosen one who has\Nawakened to the Universe Sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.74,0:03:46.36,Default,,0,0,0,,In order to unleash your full talents,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.36,0:03:49.50,Default,,0,0,0,,we need to update the Durandal's cockpit.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.50,0:03:50.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Its cockpit?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.62,0:03:51.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.90,0:03:56.13,Default,,0,0,0,,I want you to experience the new cockpit's power now.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.71,0:03:59.16,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll fill it with a special liquid,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.16,0:04:02.18,Default,,0,0,0,,which will communicate your\Nbrainwaves directly to your craft.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.73,0:04:07.02,Default,,0,0,0,,The Durandal will move\Nexactly as you envision it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.22,0:04:09.39,Default,,0,0,0,,That's possible?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.39,0:04:12.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Indeed! The world is about to change, Subaru.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.60,0:04:15.98,Default,,0,0,0,,The cockpit shall become your\Nsanctuary both in name and in reality!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.98,0:04:18.70,Default,,0,0,0,,My... sanctuary...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.24,0:04:25.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Do not panic, Subaru.\NFill your lungs with that liquid.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.26,0:04:28.37,Default,,0,0,0,,It will free you from the\Ndemands of oxygen and gravity.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.37,0:04:29.79,Default,,0,0,0,,This liquid...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.91,0:04:33.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Nope, nope, nope, nope! Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.98,0:04:35.79,Default,,0,0,0,,This is scary, Isuzu!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.79,0:04:39.84,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't do this without at least practicing dipping my face into it in the restroom or something!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.84,0:04:43.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't be ridiculous!\NWe've been at this for an hour!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.09,0:04:45.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Just gulp it down! Gulp!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.88,0:04:47.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Gulp it like you would a drink!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.49,0:04:48.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Knock it back in one gulp!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.84,0:04:51.35,Default,,0,0,0,,Cast off your fear and gulp! {\i1}Gulp{\i0}!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.47,0:04:53.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Lieutenant Maybach!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.56,0:04:55.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Oho.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.15,0:04:59.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Watch closely, Subaru.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.19,0:05:03.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybach and all of my other subordinates
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.40,0:05:06.28,Default,,0,0,0,,have awakened to the\NUniverse Sense, just like you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.66,0:05:10.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Subaru, or whatever your name is.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.58,0:05:13.83,Default,,0,0,0,,This is just like a bath, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.16,0:05:16.12,Default,,0,0,0,,He can talk even though he's underwater?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.12,0:05:17.88,Default,,0,0,0,,You heard him?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.88,0:05:22.37,Default,,0,0,0,,This liquid can transmit thoughts\Nbetween those with the Universe Sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.80,0:05:24.26,Default,,0,0,0,,More importantly...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.26,0:05:27.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I seriously do not want\Nto get in the tank after {\i1}him{\i0}.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.89,0:05:29.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it possible to drain \Nthis and refill it, or—
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.80,0:05:32.18,Default,,0,0,0,,No way. That'd be wasteful.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.18,0:05:34.23,Default,,0,0,0,,Y-Yeah, good point.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.35,0:05:39.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh, it's cloudier than it was before,\Nand there's stuff floating in it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.57,0:05:42.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Nope, can't!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.00,0:05:44.24,Default,,0,0,0,,What's the matter with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.24,0:05:45.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you trying to shame your older brother?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.40,0:05:50.37,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}You{\i0} show me whether this\Nis really possible or not!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.37,0:05:52.20,Default,,0,0,0,,If you can do it, I'll do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.60,0:05:53.92,Default,,0,0,0,,M-Me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.05,0:05:55.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.16,0:05:57.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Isuzu?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.16,0:05:58.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.11,0:06:03.92,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm the one person here who\Nhasn't awakened, so I've never done it!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.32,0:06:04.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.88,0:06:07.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Unlike you guys, I'm normal!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.76,0:06:10.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, we can't be sure of that yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.44,0:06:12.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Captain Suzie is a special case, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.26,0:06:13.81,Default,,0,0,0,,True enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.81,0:06:16.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Captain Suzie may just not have noticed.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.77,0:06:18.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.02,0:06:22.15,Default,,0,0,0,,His little brother's here and everything, so let's have him try it!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.65,0:06:24.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm telling you, I haven't awakened yet!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.00,0:06:26.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Strip him!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.00,0:06:29.70,On Top,,0,0,0,,Here we go!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.32,0:06:27.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Aw, cut it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.74,0:06:29.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't take my eye thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.70,0:06:30.70,Default,,0,0,0,,It'll be fine!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.70,0:06:33.42,Default,,0,0,0,,So that's what my brother is like here.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.42,0:06:36.50,Default,,0,0,0,,As the younger brother,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.50,0:06:40.08,Default,,0,0,0,,seeing Isuzu in his current home gave\NSubaru emotions he could not put into words.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.42,0:06:45.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Come on, you guys, knock it off.