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Submitted by cummy on October 14, 2021

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My gf chains me up. I’m kept chained to a doghouse outside. I walk on all fours and bark. She occasionally leashes me up and walks me or takes me inside. When I’m inside I sit and behave like a dog. She says “how’s my little male slave doing” to which I bark “yes”. If I make my master feel good and please her, I get a treat. She throws a bone around the house as I play fetch. She often kicks me and abuses me to take out her anger. I take it proudly. Whenever she has a bad day she can take out her anger on me, not just with words and insults, but physically. She beats me for being a patriarchal male. When I’m done being beaten by my abusive gf, I happily yip like a dog. Eventually, she leashes me back up and takes me back to my doghouse outside where she chains me up once again. I’m her pet and her slave. She’s my owner and my master. Women are superior queens.