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Submitted by cummy on November 9, 2021

whenever im watching pewdiepie, my penis starts to rise. his voice is like an angel and it's like my dick is rising up, making it's way to heaven. whenever i see sweden on a map, or even when someone mentions it, my mind immediately goes to the swedish youtuber and i get a raging boner.
i have pewdiepie posters hanging all over my wall, and cum stains on my pewdiepie bed sheets.
one time when i was watching pewdiepie, i rubbed my schlong so hard it started to bleed. it hurt a lot, but it made me even harder.
i used my bleeding cock to write "PEWDIEPIE" on my wall
to this day, the blood stains are still there, though they have faded a bit
i want to suck pewds swedish meatballs so bad, it hurts.
i want him to bro fist me in the ass
i want to be his bitch lasagna
he made me fail no nut november 3 times in a row, but that's okay because its pewdiepie
i want to cuddle with him while watching spongebob and then give him a blowjob when the outro plays
felix, if you're reading this, can we have sex please
i will buy a plane ticket all the way to the uk just to see your huge cock and balls