Surprise! We've been running on hardware provided by BuyVM for a few months and wanted to show them a little appreciation.
Running a paste site comes with unique challenges, ones that aren't always obvious and hard to control. As such, BuyVM offered us a home where we could worry less about the hosting side of things and focus on maintaining a clean and useful service! Go check them out and show them some love!
Description: Mandy x Shmorky Full skype logs
Submitted on January 22, 2017 at 07:42 AM

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Daisy Kay (zalgoshere)
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   Saturday, 26. April 2014 
Kommissar Mandar  
Kommissar Mandar would like to add you on Skype

Hi Daisy Kay, I'd like to add you as a contact. Kommissar Mandar  
20:08  
Daisy Kay  
Has shared contact details with Kommissar Mandar.  
20:08  
  
chee chee  
20:08  
  
what up  
20:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
haayy  
20:12  
  
nothin much  
20:12  
  
Just dicking around on FYAD  
20:12  
Daisy Kay  
I don't really go there anymore. No more interesting art.  
20:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just go to 'ave a giggle  
20:14  
Daisy Kay  
it was pretty cool when I was 20-21.  
20:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
I was a /b/tard when I was that age  
20:15  
  
Now I look and I'm like 'dafuq was wrong with me?'  
20:15  
Daisy Kay  
most of the "jokes" I made on fyad I look back on like "you dumb sack of garbage"  
20:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol I've only managed to make one thread that wasn't instantly gassed  
20:17  
  
all I wrote was "All aboard the ham tram!"  
20:17  
Daisy Kay  
I think at some point you gotta get that "ironic asshole" attitude out of your system. I thought "if I still think this is cool when I'm 30 I have brain problems."  
20:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
or your just high lol  
20:18  
  
that's how I did most of my FYAD perusing  
20:18  
  
I've lost all my weed connections though  
20:19  
Daisy Kay  
I tend to be a little more forgiving to kids in their teens/early 20s because our brains aren't fully developed yet.  
20:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
FYAD is a lot less funny sober  
20:19  
  
well, a lot of things are  
20:19  
Daisy Kay  
scientific fact, our frontal lobe does not become fully connect until out mid to late 20s. That is the part of your brain that makes all the important choices you make.  
20:19  
  
so you're allowed to fuck up a bit.  
20:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah man, I'm 25  
20:20  
  
I'm out of the forgiveness zone  
20:20  
Daisy Kay  
bonk  
20:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
The only thing that made me laugh harder while stoned than FYAD and BYOB was just looking at fanart of Snape from Harry Potter  
20:21  
  
do not ask me why but there is something about a distorted, poorly drawn face of Alan Rickman that breaks my funny bone  
20:21  
  
That and poorly drawn Benedict Cumberbatch  
20:21  
  
and Sifl and Olly  
20:23  
  
Do you remember that show?  
20:23  
Daisy Kay  
shading on the face  
20:23  
  
in odd areas  
20:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
AHAHAHA yes!  
20:23  
Daisy Kay  
attention to details on someone's upper lip  
20:23  
  
the nose is off-center  
20:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sent file stoned snape.jpg.  
20:30  
  
shit like this makes me laugh way too hard  
20:30  
Daisy Kay  
oh yeah?  
20:31  
  
well what if the captain under it was "im gay."  
20:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
any caption would make me bust a gut to be honest  
20:32  
Daisy Kay  
brb, gonna put some slop on my stupid face  
20:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like when the basic structure of a drawing is good but there's a damning detail that breaks it and makes it uncanny valley and hilarious  
20:32  
Daisy Kay  
then I will draw a yena  
20:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh my god you are literally the best  
20:32  
Daisy Kay  
they are carrying a bone  
20:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
=D  
20:49  
  
You have no idea how much I love hyenas  
20:49  
  
I would have one for a pet if it was legal and they didn't have a tendency to rip faces off  
20:49  
Daisy Kay  
 Call  
20:56  
  
can you see the video  
20:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
OMG YES!!  
20:56  
  
IT'S AMAZING!!!!  
20:57  
  
I am legit speechless right now  
20:59  
Daisy Kay  
I thought I heard a pup  
21:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
LOL really?  
21:01  
  
I don't even know if the mic works on this baby  
21:01  
Daisy Kay  
something was squeaking!  
21:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's probably just the sound of my comp screaming in pain  
21:02  
  
I hear the angelic sound of your laughter :3  
21:02  
  
this is absolutely mesmerizing to watch  
21:03  
  
holy pooperdidles I'm making that my profile pic when it's done  
21:05  
Daisy Kay  
brb  
21:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
kk  
21:06  
Daisy Kay  
I hear typing.  
21:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh shit  
21:11  
  
I was not even aware I had a mic on this comp that worked  
21:11  
Daisy Kay  
Flash CS5  
21:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
 Call ended  
21:19  
Daisy Kay  
https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/460272196590370817  
21:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
OMG I LOVE IT!!!!  
21:20  
Daisy Kay  
tweeted et  
21:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love you :3  
21:23  
  
I'm just sayin'  
21:23  
Daisy Kay  
*curtsies*  
21:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
You are certainly the first person to tell me I have a lovely voice  
21:24  
  
I will have to return the favor by drawing you more klurfs  
21:30  
Daisy Kay  
aww  
21:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wanna draw your klurf in my style  
21:32  
  
whatever 'my style' is lol  
21:33  
Daisy Kay  
will i have boobs  
21:34  
  
sorry I'm teasing  
21:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha if you want them!  
21:37  
  
I am actually famous for drawing boobs  
21:37  
  
I'm dead ass serious  
21:37  
  
That is how I won my fame in art class in high school  
21:37  
  
drawing good boobs  
21:37  
Daisy Kay  
I like to avoid drawing boobs ha ha  
21:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love drawing boobs lol, I don't know what it is  
21:38  
  
there was this one dude in my high school  
21:39  
  
who would always have me draw boobs for his locker  
21:39  
  
I literally never spoke in high school so this was the only legacy I left  
21:40  
  
I"m brainstorming all sorts of fun ideas for your klurf  
21:42  
  
I think I"m gonna put a Mario hat on you  
21:42  
Daisy Kay  
aww  
21:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
What's your favorite Mario game?  
21:44  
Daisy Kay  
I like all of them, sorry  
21:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol  
21:47  
  
I like Lost Levels  
21:47  
  
It's just challenging enough without being a douchey romhack  
21:47  
Daisy Kay  
All Night Nippon Mario Brothers  
21:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm looking that up now  
21:49  
  
d'aaw it's for the Famicom disk system  
21:50  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
21:50  
  
most obscure mario game  
21:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
I can never get obscure stuff like that on an emulator to work  
21:50  
  
though  
21:50  
Daisy Kay  
oh you need to have an FDS bios rom  
21:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
I did manage to get a CDi emulator working lol  
21:51  
Daisy Kay  
it is a few extra steps  
21:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, I've tried so hard to get stuff like Sega Saturn emulators working  
21:55  
  
but I just get frustrated  
21:55  
  
I just wanna play Sonic R dammit =(  
21:55  
  
I was one of 10 people who actually liked that game  
21:55  
Daisy Kay  
My Sega Saturn busted. The audio stopped working.  
21:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
d'aaww =(  
21:57  
  
I never had a physical one  
21:58  
  
my copy of Sonic R was for PC  
21:58  
  
which I now can't run on Windows 7 D:  
21:58  
   Sunday, 27. April 2014 
Daisy Kay  
sligharm  
02:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
shmurg burgular =P  
13:28  
   Monday, 28. April 2014 
Kommissar Mandar  
Hey  
21:42  
Daisy Kay  
ahoy.  
21:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
stahp feelin' lousy =p  
21:42  
Daisy Kay  
*ties a ribbon in your hair*  
21:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
eeeeee :3  
21:43  
  
Is your hair naturally jet black?  
21:43  
  
If it is, I'm jealous  
21:43  
Daisy Kay  
it got blacker over the years. It aint jet black but a very dark brown.  
21:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like it  
21:44  
  
I used to dye my hair black  
21:45  
Daisy Kay  
I had long red curled locks until I was about 17-18.  
21:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
holy crap  
21:45  
Daisy Kay  
Something happened though, possibly not enough vitamin D.  
21:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's a drastic change  
21:46  
Daisy Kay  
now it is dark brown and wispy  
21:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
my vit D levels are always dirt low  
21:46  
Daisy Kay  
I clump up my hair so it doesn't get in my ears  
21:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
my hair changed from golden blonde to light brown  
21:46  
Daisy Kay  
*Sets you in her lap as she draws*  
21:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
If only that were real life :3  
21:48  
  
I actually cut off all my hair over the summer in a fit of rage  
21:48  
Daisy Kay  
*bounces you on her knee* bee bee beep  
21:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
Shmorky is the best ride  
21:49  
Daisy Kay  
You can call me Daisy if you like.  
21:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
You got it, Daisy :)  
21:49  
Daisy Kay  
A friend of mine just chopped her hair recently and it looks adorable.  
21:49  
  
I love keeping my hair short.  
21:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
Some girls really can wear it well  
21:51  
  
I haven't had my hair long in a while so I'm growing it out  
21:51  
Daisy Kay  
Short hair is not only pretty but also easy to animate.  
21:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooo  
21:53  
  
I like drawing long hair  
21:53  
  
that way I can play around with making it all loopy and shiny  
21:53  
Daisy Kay  
I'm drawing wet hair.  
21:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooh  
21:55  
  
I just saw the 'Food Fight' cartoon  
21:55  
  
Those kids are adorable :3  
21:55  
Daisy Kay  
whatcha doin  
22:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
'avin a giggle with some online acquaintences  
22:08  
Daisy Kay  
okay good. Bee happy!  
22:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll try  
22:09  
  
pfffft  
22:13  
  
If someone told you that you sucked I'd fucking skin them =P  
22:13  
  
they jelly  
22:14  
Daisy Kay  
Nah they just hate me.  
22:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well they can shguzzle my weiner  
22:16  
Daisy Kay  
*pats your wiener*  
22:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh babeh  
22:17  
Daisy Kay  
hahaha  
22:17  
  
I like the word wiener just by itself  
22:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
Weiner is the best dirty word  
22:18  
  
Yo  
22:18  
  
Could you imagine if there was an erotic fiction book  
22:18  
  
that only used 'weiner' when referring to a man's junk?  
22:18  
Daisy Kay  
that would be kinda hot  
22:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
Seriously!  
22:18  
Daisy Kay  
I don't even know what wieners look like  
22:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's been so long for me that I've forgotten  
22:19  
Daisy Kay  
*draw draw  
22:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh thank you :3  
22:21  
Daisy Kay  
huh?  
22:22  
  
Oh no I'm still drawin this rainy picture, not wieners.  
22:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol I know  
22:22  
  
Who are you drawing in the rain?  
22:22  
  
uhhg I feel like having a drink  
22:29  
  
but it's probably not a good idea  
22:29  
Daisy Kay  
I'm just drawing a little klurf.  
22:29  
  
man the one thing that really upsets me is when someone I care about drinks. I love to take care of people so I tend to get stressed out taking care of someone that is barfing all morning.  
22:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
=(  
22:31  
  
awww....  
22:31  
  
I didn't mean to upset you  
22:31  
Daisy Kay  
ha ha it's okay!  
22:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
I probably won't  
22:31  
Daisy Kay  
I was just relaying some things I have been through  
22:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
Since it never turns out well  
22:32  
  
I'm a total lightweight  
22:33  
  
So I tend to go overboard even though I don't wanna get that smashed  
22:33  
  
And when I do get smashed my brain just starts going through all of my bad memories =(  
22:33  
Daisy Kay  
*gives you a bottle... of water!*  
22:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's probably a better idea lol  
22:35  
Daisy Kay  
https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/461022476160364544  
23:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
Awww :3  
23:01  
  
Such a happy klurf  
23:02  
Daisy Kay  
*sniff*  
23:02  
  
sorry I'm so sad  
23:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
Pssshh  
23:06  
  
You're fine, Daisy  
23:06  
  
I wish I could do something to make you not sad though  
23:07  
  
Because you actually deserve happiness  
23:07  
Daisy Kay  
*bounces you on her knee and watches cartoons*  
23:07  
  
do not sweat it, pup.  
23:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
Most of my friends are sad  
23:08  
  
I'm pretty much at rock bottom  
23:08  
  
So I'm just kinda...meh now  
23:08  
Daisy Kay  
What do you like  
23:09  
  
what makes you happy  
23:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like writing  
23:09  
  
I like Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones  
23:10  
  
I like laughing at nonsense  
23:10  
  
I like swimming  
23:10  
  
There's a lot of things I liked that I can't do anymore  
23:11  
  
I liked having a nice roommate and playing with our cat  
23:11  
  
I liked driving out to Vegas with my old roommate in AZ  
23:11  
  
And dicking around at the penny slots  
23:12  
  
I liked driving through the desert at night  
23:12  
Daisy Kay  
*sighs, staring up at the ceiling*  
23:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, that pretty much describes what I'm left with now lol  
23:13  
  
Now I mostly just write  
23:13  
  
Cause it's my way of mentally escaping  
23:14  
  
I have no IRL friends left to hang out with  
23:14  
  
no drugs left to numb myself with  
23:14  
Daisy Kay  
write to me. Tell me something, in writing.  
23:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
hmmmmmmmmm  
23:15  
  
And when she looked at her she realized that she may as well lay down and stop living right there....  
23:16  
Daisy Kay  
*chews on her t-shirt*  
23:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
....because she would never see a beauty as fine as the one before her.....  
23:16  
  
.....and her name was Daisy  
23:17  
Daisy Kay  
ha ha aw. That was too much!  
23:17  
  
*presses a hand to your face, blushing*  
23:17  
  
*pushes your face gently* Nnnf!  
23:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
:3  
23:17  
Daisy Kay  
*tugs the strings on her hoodie and hides*  
23:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
Only that time I wasn't writing about fantasy...  
23:18  
  
just stone cold truth  
23:18  
  
You're beautiful < 3  
23:19  
Daisy Kay  
*rolls onto her tummy*  
23:19  
  
*crawls under the covers*  
23:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
You're too adorable  
23:20  
Daisy Kay  
nope  
23:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
yup  
23:21  
Daisy Kay  
Noooope.  
23:21  
  
*tosses around under the covers* no no no no  
23:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
*crawls under the covers with you*  
23:21  
Daisy Kay  
*pokes her snoot around under the covers, finding you "hey... what're you doin in here?"*  
23:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
*flicks your snoot*  
23:24  
Daisy Kay  
*grabs her klurfy snoot and wriggles* hey!  
23:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
=P  
23:27  
Daisy Kay  
what?  
23:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
So what makes you happy?  
23:27  
Daisy Kay  
Well I was starting to feel happy just a moment ago. He he. Heh. huh.  
23:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh? :3  
23:28  
Daisy Kay  
My head feels all floaty... I am feelin funny. It's not great but it's not bad.  
23:30  
  
*bites on her knuckles, looking away. Only her snoot and mouth stick out of the hoody as it's all sinched up.*  
23:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wish I could cuddle the shit out of you, but I know you're not a fan of that  
23:34  
Daisy Kay  
I trust you.  
23:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww really? :3  
23:34  
Daisy Kay  
I'm just very scared and protective of myself all the time.  
23:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't blame you  
23:35  
Daisy Kay  
*bites her pillow*  
23:35  
  
What would you do? Now I'm curious.  
23:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
I would just cuddle you nicely  
23:38  
Daisy Kay  
go on  
23:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well  
23:38  
  
I would come over there and just wrap you up nice and warm in my arms  
23:39  
  
and brush my nails across your back =3  
23:39  
Daisy Kay  
*smiles*  
23:39  
  
big strong arms...  
23:40  
  
*rubs your biceps*  
23:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol I'm not strong at all  
23:40  
  
I haven't worked out in like 4 years  
23:40  
Daisy Kay  
I can pretend.  
23:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww =3  
23:40  
  
Welp  
23:41  
  
I would run my fingers through your soft hair  
23:41  
Daisy Kay  
he he. Don't get your fingers tangled now...  
23:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
Maybe I want to  
23:42  
Daisy Kay  
*presses her snoot to your nose* what else?  
23:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm really good at giving massages  
23:44  
  
I could give you one while you drift off to sleep on my chest  
23:44  
  
it's nice and soft =3  
23:44  
Daisy Kay  
*climbs over top of you, all small and light and fragile*  
23:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll pet you just like a kitty  
23:47  
Daisy Kay  
*Sets her head on your chest and wiggles her bottom in the air behind her* nyah nyyarrhhh... ruh... *mumbles.*  
23:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll bet you feel nice and soft, too  
23:49  
Daisy Kay  
What else  
23:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
hmmmm  
23:51  
  
Everything else I want to do with you is just unladylike :3  
23:53  
  
But really  
23:53  
  
I would love to have you fall asleep in my arms  
23:53  
Daisy Kay  
I just wanna hear everything. I'm not gonna be nervous or anxious. I'm all floaty and content and I feel safe right now.  
23:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
Really? =O  
23:55  
Daisy Kay  
*Is all small and comfy on top of you, resting her head on your chest and chewing on the pull-string of her hoodie.*  
23:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well in that case  
23:57  
  
*Moving in Stereo starts playing*  
23:57  
  
*I get out of the pool and strip out of my red bikini*  
23:57  
Daisy Kay  
he he *blush*  
23:58  
  
*covers her eyes but still peeks through her fingers*  
23:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm yours =3  
23:58  
  
I would kiss you, if that's alright?  
23:59  
Daisy Kay  
I'm more of a plaything than a player...  
23:59  
  
yeah.  
23:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
I would certainly like you as my plaything, Ms. Daisy  
23:59  
  
*runs my tongue over yours*  
23:59  
   Tuesday, 29. April 2014 
Daisy Kay  
*pulls off her hood and adjusts the flower clip in her hair*  
00:00  
  
*eyes go wide as she gets kissed, feeling your tongue roll around inside her mouth.*  
00:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
*deepens the kiss*  
00:00  
  
Do you like that, Daisy?  
00:01  
Daisy Kay  
*nods a bit* Smooches feel nice. *She looks down, rubbing her legs together.*  
00:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
Then I'll give you more  
00:02  
  
I'll kiss you all down your neck  
00:03  
  
Hope you don't mind if I bite a little =3  
00:03  
Daisy Kay  
*shivers a bit, tilting her head to the side. She shakes her head silently and balls her hands up into little fists.*  
00:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
*licks your neck*  
00:05  
  
Does that feel good?  
00:05  
Daisy Kay  
*lets out a tiny whine from her throat* Mm-hmm. *she responds through tight lips.*  
00:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
Forgive me if I seem forward, but do you like pierced boobs, Daisy?  
00:07  
Daisy Kay  
I don't mind them... Why? *blushes suddenly, turning red all over her blueish face.*  
00:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well, I have a lot of things pierced....  
00:08  
Daisy Kay  
*sucks on her own finger, her eyes suddenly wandering lower.*  
00:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
My eyebrow, by bellybutton, and both boobs  
00:09  
  
You wanna rest your head in my boobs, sweetling?  
00:10  
Daisy Kay  
*nods her head slowly, looking up at you.*  
00:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Shmuzzles your face in her boobs*  
00:11  
Daisy Kay  
*giggles softly and then sighs contentedly, rubbing her face between your soft boobs. She wraps her arms around you and hugs tightly.*  
00:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
00:13  
  
*gives you light scratches*  
00:13  
  
Your skin is just so soft...  
00:13  
Daisy Kay  
*Wiggles her rump behind her as she gently chews on your shirt.*  
00:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
*slaps your rump*  
00:14  
Daisy Kay  
*lets out a yelp, jumping forward and bumping our crotches together.*  
00:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmmmmmm  
00:15  
  
Feels nice...  
00:15  
Daisy Kay  
*The curious lil klurf takes a hold of the hem of your shirt and lifts it slowly, taking a peek under it.*  
00:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
Do you like what you see?  
00:16  
Daisy Kay  
*Looks up, the reddish hue still on her face. She nods and then looks back down at your pierced nipples. She leans forward, giving the one on the right a little kiss.*  
00:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
*shudders*  
00:17  
Daisy Kay  
*closes her eyes and wraps her lips around the nipple, giving it a little tug inside her mouth.*  
00:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmmmm  
00:19  
  
You have no idea how good that feels....  
00:19  
  
*grabs onto your hair*  
00:19  
Daisy Kay  
*makes little noises as she gently nurses on your nipple, her tongue grinding over it inside her maw.*  
00:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
I can't believe a beautiful babe like you is doing things like this to me....  
00:21  
  
I must be dreamin'  
00:21  
Daisy Kay  
*blushes, not really feeling that special. She feels privileged to nurse on you, pulling and tugging your nipple inside your mouth as she sucks. She tugs at her jeans and shifts around on top of you.*  
00:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
*blushes*  
00:22  
  
You can have all you want, sweetheart  
00:23  
  
I could feel your mouth on me forever and never get tired...  
00:23  
  
*rakes nails across your butt*  
00:24  
Daisy Kay  
*Feels all vulnerable yet safe, lying on top of you. She moves her head to your other nipple, leaving your other one exposed, the cool air touching your wet nipple now. Daisy makes a little yelp as you touch her butt through her jeans. It feels soft.*  
00:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
Oh god, yes.....  
00:26  
  
*runs nails across your sides*  
00:26  
  
*hands trail back down to your butt*  
00:26  
  
You have such a cute butt :3  
00:27  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy blushes as you take your attention back to her round rump. There's an extra softness to it. She shakes her head, blushing more "it's not that cute..." She holds her hands between her legs as she squirms on top of you.*  
00:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yes it is  
00:29  
  
*spanks*  
00:29  
Daisy Kay  
*makes a little squeak from the spank!*  
00:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Reaches down to caress your thigh*  
00:29  
  
*scratches*  
00:30  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy's thigh feels a bit harder. Her legs are fairly tight as she does a lot of running and walking.*  
00:30  
  
*makes little rustling sounds as she squirms on top of you some more.*  
00:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
*with one swift motion I grab you and flip you over so you're underneath me*  
00:31  
  
*I plant kisses all over your face, and enter your mouth with my tongue again*  
00:31  
Daisy Kay  
Daisy looks up timidly as she lies on her back. She opens her mouth like she's about to say something when you begin to kiss her again. Her eyes go half closed and she lolls her tongue around yours. She rubs her thighs together and twists her hoody anxiously.*  
00:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
*gently removes your hoodie*  
00:34  
  
mmmm, that's better  
00:34  
  
*Plants kisses all over your neck and down your chest*  
00:34  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy blushes warmly, even her chest warms up as you unzip her hoodie and find her not with a bra, but a little binder across her flat chest.*  
00:34  
  
*Daisy lets out small whimpers as you kiss her neck and go lower.*  
00:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
You taste so good....  
00:36  
  
*Runs tongue right down the center of your breasts*  
00:36  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy holds her hands up to her binder. "Would you like to take this off? You kind of have to pull it down, like pants..."*  
00:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmm yesss  
00:37  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy tugs her binder down a bit, careful as she pulls it down over her pants, not wanting her jeans to come off. She frees her small breasts, mostly flattened by using the binder all day long. She just likes her chest better this way. Her nipples are small but a bit sensitive and hard at the moment.*  
00:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmmm  
00:39  
  
*Playfully runs tongue all around your breast, stopping at your nipple*  
00:39  
  
*Flicks nipple with tongue*  
00:40  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy raises her fist to her mouth and lets out a pained whimper. Your tongue so close to her makes her shiver. When you flick her nipple she lets out a small yelp like you did when you smacked her butt.*  
00:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Greedily takes your breast in her mouth and brushes teeth on your nipple*  
00:42  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy lets out puppy-like whimpers and whines as she feels your teeth graze against her flesh. She whispers "please be careful... I'm really sensitive..."*  
00:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
*nurses roughly*  
00:43  
Daisy Kay  
*bites on her knuckles again as you suck her nipple. She lifts her legs and hooks them around your back.*  
00:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmmm.....you like that?  
00:44  
Daisy Kay  
*bites on the tip of her tongue. She looks at you as your mouth hovers over her nipple. She nods her head slightly.*  
00:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
Good.....  
00:45  
  
*rocks her hips against yours*  
00:45  
  
*Moves to nurse the other nipple*  
00:45  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy blushes as you grind against her, feeling all the softness under her waist. She lets out a long whine as you suck on her other nipple.*  
00:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
*sucks harder*  
00:47  
  
Daisy, you bring out the beast in me and I can't help but be intoxicated by you....  
00:47  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy grips your back, digging her fingers into you a bit "ah! Nnn-carefuuul!" she cries out.*  
00:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
I want to ride you like a cowgirl into the sunset...  
00:47  
  
*rocks hips harder*  
00:48  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy shuts her eyes. She loosens her legs from you and lets them drop. A faint croak comes from her throat as you push against her soft crotch area.*  
00:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmmm  
00:50  
  
You don't know what you do to me, Daisy....  
00:50  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks away bashfully as she starts to warm up around her pants area. She just feels hotter and hotter.*  
00:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Rocks faster*  
00:52  
  
*carresses your face with her nails*  
00:52  
  
What color would you say your eyes are Daisy?  
00:52  
  
They're so beautiful.....  
00:52  
Daisy Kay  
*looks at you. Her eyes have bright, dark, and light greens as well as brown.* They're hazel... *She blinks slowly. Her eyelashes are long and curled.*  
00:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmmm, so beautiful....  
00:55  
  
*plants gentle kisses on your eyelids*  
00:55  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy giggles softly, closing her eyes as you kiss them.*  
00:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
Your laughter makes me so happy....  
00:56  
Daisy Kay  
*looks up at you with her big bright eyes as she bites on her thumb.*  
00:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
I listen for it in all your videos...it makes my day, it really does...  
00:56  
  
*kisses your neck*  
00:56  
Daisy Kay  
*squirms around under you, fidgeting.*  
00:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
The sound of your laughter is like a daily reminder to me that there is still beauty left in this world....  
00:57  
  
*Licks your neck and rocks harder*  
00:57  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy trails her hands downward and hooks her fingers into your waistband. She tugs and takes a curious peek.*  
00:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
*you feel that wetness, Daisy? that's for you....*  
00:59  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy seems to heat up once again. She gingerly undoes your pants and pulls them down just a bit to peek at your wet underwear.*  
01:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's all for you....because you're so beautiful and special  
01:01  
  
The sound of your voice soothes me in ways you don't even understand....  
01:01  
Daisy Kay  
*bites her bottom lip. She reaches for her own pants but she bashfully keeps them up.*  
01:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's okay, sweetling, you don't have to be shy...  
01:03  
  
This will just be our little secret....  
01:03  
  
*Brushes a short wisp of dark brown hair beind your ear and nibbles your ear with my teeth*  
01:03  
Daisy Kay  
*She moves her hands away and lets them rest at either hide. She sighs softly as you bite her ear.*  
01:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
*lets my breath tickle your ear and licks softly*  
01:04  
  
You're so pretty....  
01:05  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy isn't sure about letting you undress her further, but she lets her guard down and keeps her hands rested at either side of her head. She turns her head to the side as you lick her ear.*  
01:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Rakes nails across your lower waist*  
01:06  
  
I'll only go further if you want me to, sweetling  
01:06  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy tenses up a bit, trembling as you run your nails lower. You can see the fancy floral waistband of her underpants peeking out the top of her jeans.*  
01:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
So lovely....  
01:09  
  
*purrs against your throat*  
01:09  
Daisy Kay  
*Faint noises come from the small girl. She curls up her toe pads anxiously as you get close to her throat.*  
01:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
*licks your throat*  
01:10  
  
*sssshhhhh, it'll be okay*  
01:10  
  
*I'd never hurt you, sweetling*  
01:10  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy gets extra hot. She's not afraid of being hurt. She just seems to be shy and anxious, something that you've been fixing, slowly breaking down her defenses. She wipes her brow. Her heart pounds in her chest.*  
01:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
01:12  
  
*runs her nails lower*  
01:12  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy breathes a little quicker, but she tries to control it. She looks down nervously as your nails go down to her pants.*  
01:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
I only want to make you feel good, sweetheart...  
01:13  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy nods "I know..." she squeaks out.*  
01:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
Then I think you'll like....this...  
01:14  
  
*undoes jeans with teeth*  
01:14  
  
Are you alright, baby?  
01:14  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy giggles a bit. She's still nervous as you unzip her, slowly revealing more of her embarrassing bloomers. They look so soft rather than being thin like panties. She swallows, making an audible gulp.*  
01:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmmm  
01:17  
  
*Pulls down your jeans and chucks them against the wall*  
01:18  
  
*Grinds her bare womanhood against you*  
01:18  
  
How does that make you feel, darling?  
01:19  
  
Your shyness is so adorable..  
01:20  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy gasps a bit. Seeing the way you just undressed her so quickly, leaving her only in her puffy underpants. She moans a bit as you rub your crotch against her. She bites down on her thumb, turning her head away, but still looking at you from the corner of her eye.*  
01:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
So precious...  
01:23  
  
*bends over you, still grinding*  
01:23  
  
*look at me baby...*  
01:23  
  
I love seeing those gorgeous hazel eyes...  
01:23  
Daisy Kay  
*turns her head, looking straight at you, light bouncing off of her eyes.*  
01:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Caresses your face*  
01:24  
  
If I lived a thousand years I don't think I'd ever again come across such beauty....  
01:25  
  
*Nibbles your other ear*  
01:25  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy feels incredibly flattered. She makes a pitiful whimper as you nibble her ear.*  
01:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
*rakes nails across your chest, stopping my palm over your heart to feel it pound*  
01:27  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy tenses up yet again. She eyes your hand as it goes over her bare chest. You feel her heart just slamming against your palm. She reaches down between her legs, her bloomers rustling with each little movement she makes now.*  
01:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmmmmmm  
01:29  
  
*Plants kisses over your throat, down your chest, down your stomach*  
01:30  
  
*Takes the waistband of your underwear in her mouth*  
01:30  
  
May I, my sweetheart?  
01:30  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks embarrassed. She's a bit pensive. Before she can answer you pull away her poofy underwear with her teeth. They are very damp on the inside and her soft pussy glistens. Her pubic hair is shaved just enough to be stubbly. She looks away again, letting out more pathetic whimpers.*  
01:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmmmm  
01:34  
  
*licks softly around your soft pussy*  
01:34  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy lets out a whine as you taste the bitter wetness around her pussy. She cringes a bit, feeling so awkward.*  
01:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmm so sweet.....  
01:36  
  
*Bumps her nose against your clit*  
01:37  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy sucks on her thumb, muffled whimpers coming from her. She lets out a small gasp as you touch her clit.*  
01:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
I never knew I could feel this alive again....  
01:38  
  
*deepens her mouths grasp on your soft pussy*  
01:38  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy trembles under you. "c-could you just lick around the outside?" she says in a breathy whisper. She cringes as she feels your mouth covering her whole vulva.*  
01:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
Of course, sweetlight  
01:40  
  
*licks around your private lips...nibbling slightly...*  
01:41  
  
*Rakes nails on the outside of your thigh*  
01:41  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy starts to squirm again. She rubs her legs and feet together. "ah! ahh..." little noises come from her throat. As she feels your nails on her thigh she tries to speak "stop... no wait, don't..." she whimpers.*  
01:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
*takes her hand away*  
01:43  
  
Sorry, sweetheart  
01:43  
  
*kisses your feet in apology*  
01:43  
Daisy Kay  
*looks up and giggles bashfully "I m-meant don't stop..."*  
01:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
awwww =3  
01:44  
  
*Slithers back up, licking the inside of your thigh*  
01:44  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy sits up, feeling a bit of pressure. She crosses her legs but then uncrosses them when you lick around her thigh. She huffs a bit.*  
01:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
Do you know how happy you make me, Daisy?  
01:45  
  
I could hold you in my arms forever and never get tired, do you know that?  
01:45  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy pulls herself out of her bed, clutching a hand between her legs. She sits at the edge of the bed, blushing some more.*  
01:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
*gently moves hands aside and licks your private lips*  
01:47  
  
Do you like this, sweetheart?  
01:47  
  
I'll do anything you want me to....  
01:47  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy gasps as you lick her once again, taking charge and moving her hands away for her. She raises her wrist to her forehead, breathing deep and long. "yes, I just... have to..."*  
01:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmmmmm  
01:49  
  
*caresses thigh gently*  
01:50  
  
It makes me feel so good to make you feel good..  
01:50  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy shoots to her feet suddenly. She awkwardly stumbles as she dashes into the bathroom. "Just a minute!" she cries out from the doorway.*  
01:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sure thing, sweetheart!  
01:51  
Daisy Kay  
*You can hear her piddling. It echoes from the bathroom walls as she leaves the door open. She hums to herself, swinging her feet.*  
01:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmmm  
01:53  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy realizes she's left the door open. She slides off the toilet and peeks from the doorway shyly.*  
01:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's okay, darling...  
01:54  
  
Come back to me, my sweet....  
01:54  
Daisy Kay  
*The naked girl bounces over to you, leaping onto the bed and bouncing across it, almost falling off the edge.*  
01:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
awwww  
01:55  
  
*Gently straddles atop you*  
01:56  
  
*presses her mouth to yours, taking your bottom lip in her teeth as she pulls away*  
01:56  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy closes her eyes, letting you kiss and bite her lip. She sighs softly, lying back and being less fidgety than before.*  
01:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
*trails kisses down the tender flesh of your neck*  
01:58  
  
*Down your chest and towards your stomach*  
01:58  
Daisy Kay  
*The small girl starts to blush again as you kiss down to her little round tummy.*  
01:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
*I let my fingers intertwine with yours and grip your hand reassuringly*  
02:00  
  
*my tongue travels lower*  
02:01  
Daisy Kay  
*squeezes your hand in hers. She arches her back as your tongue goes lower.*  
02:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
*her mouth finds you sopping wet as she licks the outside of your soft pussy*  
02:02  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy is a bit embarrassed to have you licking her down there, especially right after she peed. There's a mixture of bitter and sweet flavors on your tongue as you lick between her lips. Though she's shy she can't pull away, enjoying the feeling of your tongue against her.*  
02:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm so glad I make you feel good, darling...  
02:05  
  
*rubs your hand*  
02:05  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy is fully relaxed, all her defenses down. She holds her thumb in her mouth, lying peacefully on the bed and breathing slowly.*  
02:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
Good girl....  
02:06  
  
*deepens her kisses on your pussy*  
02:07  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy blushes again as you talk down to her, but she accepts it. She gasps and moans as you kiss her pussy some more, tasting her excitable fluids as they go into your mouth. She arches her back. "You've been making me... have so many..." she admits to you.*  
02:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmm  
02:10  
  
*Lets her tongue go wild on your sopping pussy*  
02:10  
  
*flicks her tongue on the sensitive top of your clit*  
02:11  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy cringes, shuddering as she continues to orgasm, building up until she reaches her limit. Her voice cracks as she cries out and she flops onto the bed limply.*  
02:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
Do I make you feel good, my angel?  
02:13  
Daisy Kay  
*Nods slowly, looking up at you "yes ma'am." she answers like you were some authority figure. She pants, catching her breath.*  
02:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
Awwww  
02:14  
  
*bounds up and takes you in her arms, laying your head against her large boobs*  
02:15  
  
*Stroking your hair*  
02:15  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy sighs a bit, rubbing her face between your boobs. The over-stimulated girl ends up wetting on the bed a little. You feel the warmth on your thigh. Daisy's face turns hot and you feel the heat as her face is pressed up against your boob.*  
02:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like the way that feels...  
02:17  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks down a bit "I was gonna say sorry..." she mumbles, sounding embarrassed.*  
02:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
You can fall asleep right there if you like, or you could do whatever you want to me. Never would I ask recompense when it comes to gifts from an angel on Earth...  
02:18  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy begins to squirm, not sure if she wants to get up again. She rests her small body on top of yours, nuzzling her face against your hard nipple.*  
02:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmm  
02:21  
  
*strokes your hair lovingly*  
02:21  
  
I swear, I could drown in those eyes, Daisy....  
02:22  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy feels all kind of abivalent feelings. She's not used to the compliments. She wriggles on top of you, fidgeting nervously.*  
02:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
I know my attempts to put your beauty to words are weak at best, but I still dare to try to compliment an angel...  
02:25  
  
*Kisses your hair*  
02:25  
  
*Kisses your forhead*  
02:26  
  
*Hugs you tight*  
02:26  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy wriggles on top of you. Her eyes go wide when you hug her tightly. "Oh I wish I was an angel, at least right now..."*  
02:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
You are, dearest...  
02:28  
  
At least to this tired, old heart  
02:28  
  
*runs nails lovingly up and down your back, just enjoying the sound of your breath*  
02:29  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy bites on her fingers, looking down "I just mean 'cause I gotta go again..."*  
02:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww =3  
02:30  
Daisy Kay  
*buries her blushing face between your boobs.*  
02:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
Do what you need to, sweetling  
02:31  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy whispers to you softly "I don't want to get up though..."*  
02:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll be here when you get back, I'll be here always...  
02:32  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy stays put, continuing to squirm on top of you. She keeps her blushing face hidden but you can feel just how hot she is.*  
02:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmm, you're like a furnace, sweetheart...  
02:34  
  
Do I make you that way?  
02:34  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy rubs her face up and down between your breasts to nod.*  
02:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
*blushes*  
02:35  
  
You are too sweet....  
02:36  
  
*Kisses your nose*  
02:36  
  
I feel so peaceful with you in my arms...  
02:37  
  
I can't even describe it...  
02:37  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy moves her head slightly and feels you kiss her on her snoot. Daisy lowers herself slightly, her prickly, stubbly pussy touching yours.*  
02:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
christ in heaven, that feels so good....  
02:39  
  
*breathes in sharply*  
02:39  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy likes how it feels too, though the pressure on her bladder is getting too strong. She squirms, and the squirming only intensifies the grinding against your pussy.*  
02:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmm...yesss...  
02:41  
  
*scratches into your back slightly rough from the intensity*  
02:41  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy closes her eyes. She can't stop. You feel heat go across your pussy lips.She lets out a faint squeak of embarrassment.*  
02:43     
Kommissar Mandar  
It's alright, baby....  
02:43  
  
*Grinds against you harder*  
02:44  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy's mouth hangs open. You feel her hot breath flow against you as she gives up and soaks your pussy with hers.*  
02:45     
Kommissar Mandar  
God I love the way your mouth feels on my tit....  
02:45  
  
That's it, suck harder baby....  
02:46  
  
I like it rough....  
02:46  
  
*rides your pussy like a stallion*  
02:46  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy sucks deep and hard, tugging your nipple into her mouth. She pulls on it and flicks it with her tongue inside her mouth. She makes loud squeaks as you buck against her wet cunt.*  
02:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
I never dreamed you'd be this close to me...  
02:47  
  
It's like holding a fallen star in my hand...  
02:48  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy pants softly, catching her breath.*  
02:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
*whimpers into your ear*  
02:48  
  
*Holds you tight, purring into your hair*  
02:50  
  
You're gonna make me explode, sweetheart...  
02:50  
  
Is that what you want?  
02:51  
Daisy Kay  
*whispers soflty* I...  
02:51  
  
I feel like I am gonna go over the edge.  
02:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
Then take my hand and come with me...  
02:51  
Daisy Kay  
Do you wanna explode too?  
02:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
We'll fall together....  
02:51  
  
Yesssssss  
02:51  
Daisy Kay  
*grinds herself against you.*  
02:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh god, yessssssss  
02:52  
  
*bucks uncontrollably*  
02:52  
  
uuuuuhhhgggg..................  
02:52  
Daisy Kay  
*Looks down holding herself up so she can watch our wet privates slam against each other.*  
02:52  
  
*grunts softly, rubbing up and down so you can feel her bristles against your skin.*  
02:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  
02:53  
  
*growles*  
02:53  
  
oh god......  
02:54  
  
*SCREAMS*  
02:54  
Daisy Kay  
*smiles at you, watching your face.*  
02:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Gushes wetness all over your pussy and thighs as she comes*  
02:54  
  
*slams her mouth against yours, moaning*  
02:55  
Daisy Kay  
*giggles, a bit surprised by how much wetness she feels coming out of you.*  
02:55  
  
*gasps and kisses back.*  
02:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
*floods you even harder*  
02:55  
  
*shudders*  
02:56  
Daisy Kay  
*blushes*  
02:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
*tries to catch breath*  
02:56  
Daisy Kay  
for me it's just... there's not much. It's all internalized. I feel all these little ones and they build up to a big one... then it fades out slowly.  
02:57  
  
*sighs and rests on top of you.*  
02:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
For me it takes a while, but when it happens it's huge....  
02:57  
  
mmmmmm  
02:58  
Daisy Kay  
sometimes I don't even get there  
02:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
I could hold you forever....  
02:58  
Daisy Kay  
it's not so bad, but when I do get there it feels really nice.  
02:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
You'll always be safe in my arms, Daisy...  
02:58  
Daisy Kay  
nff... I need to brush my teeth.  
02:58  
  
he he  
02:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
:3  
02:59  
  
I wish I could teleport to Missouri  
03:00  
  
And just snuggle you :3  
03:00  
  
You've made a sad, old, hopeless heart feel good tonight, Daisy  
03:03  
  
You deserve to be loved well and loved often by someone who knows how.  
03:06  
  
Sleep well, my angel.  
03:06  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt1V61SPI_w  
14:21  
  
holy shit I forgot all about this  
14:21  
  
I'm dyin'  
14:21  
Daisy Kay  
hi  
18:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
Hey sweets!  
18:29  
  
How are you?  
18:29  
Daisy Kay  
Just got done putting on all kinds of products and creams and then taking a long bath.  
18:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm sounds nice and relaxing = D  
18:32  
  
Specially after a cold day like today  
18:32  
Daisy Kay  
well not the first part  
18:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
was it cold out there?  
18:33  
Daisy Kay  
I'm a little too obsessed with beauty rituals.  
18:33  
  
It dipped below 50 today.  
18:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
yikes  
18:34  
  
it's been cold and raining here all day  
18:34  
  
It's good that you take care of yourself, you'll stay young  
18:34  
Daisy Kay  
I love it.  
18:34  
  
the rain...  
18:34  
  
makes me feel better  
18:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
18:35  
  
It'd be nice if we had some thunder and lightning to go with it  
18:35  
Daisy Kay  
of course you saw the drawing  
18:35  
  
yes  
18:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yus =3  
18:35  
Daisy Kay  
thunder and lightening is so nice  
18:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
it is the absolute best thing to fall asleep to  
18:37  
Daisy Kay  
here is another one I drew in mspaint https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/451583043476520960  
18:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
LOL  
18:37  
  
your klurf looks so irritated there  
18:37  
Daisy Kay  
I always look angry.  
18:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
Really?  
18:38  
  
You look permamad?  
18:38  
  
You don't sound it  
18:38  
Daisy Kay  
haha I just mean I furrow my brow a lot  
18:39  
  
my big brows  
18:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
your brows aren't that big  
18:39  
  
This guy I used to date had waayyy worse brows  
18:39  
  
Now he was actually permamad, inside and out  
18:39  
Daisy Kay  
I like them that way though  
18:40  
  
all puffy  
18:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
I hate mine  
18:40  
  
I pluck them obsessively  
18:40  
Daisy Kay  
I work hard to keep them fluffy and never trim them.  
18:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
From what I've seen, I think they look good  
18:42  
  
Did you ever accidentally light your eyebrows on fire?  
18:43  
  
It's a more common occurance than you think  
18:43  
  
I partially did during Hurricane Sandy  
18:43  
Daisy Kay  
I wish I could pull out every unwanted hair  
18:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
uuuhg me too!  
18:44  
  
I have to shave like every day  
18:44  
Daisy Kay  
I personally don't mind certain stubble like on the arms or legs  
18:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
it drives me crazy  
18:47  
Daisy Kay  
and also on others  
18:48  
  
I love to run my hand across stubble.  
18:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't care about others  
18:48  
  
I just like to be smooth  
18:48  
Daisy Kay  
or my face  
18:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
5 o clock shadows are sexy  
18:49  
Daisy Kay  
I meant  
18:50  
  
ha ha  
18:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
I think the weirdest stuff is sexy  
18:50  
Daisy Kay  
rubbing my face on someone's leg stubble  
18:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah  
18:50  
  
I think big noses are sexy  
18:50  
  
on both guys and girls  
18:51  
  
i don't know what it is  
18:51  
Daisy Kay  
girls with sideburns  
18:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have yet to meet anyone else with that fetish  
18:51  
  
big noses  
18:51  
Daisy Kay  
not a fetish but big noses are cute  
18:51  
  
big features in general always look nicer  
18:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
you know what they say about guys with big noses HYUCK HYUCK  
18:52  
  
jk  
18:52  
Daisy Kay  
if you got big eyes, nose, ears, mouth, etc  
18:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
my old roommate's boyfriend had the biggest mouth  
18:52  
  
literally and figuratively  
18:52  
  
we would make a game of how much pizza he could stuff in there  
18:53  
Daisy Kay  
Joe E Brown  
18:54  
  
You probably seen his face in old cartoons  
18:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
holy shit....  
18:55  
  
that is just ridiculous...  
18:55  
Daisy Kay  
yeah I mean the caricatures weren't even exaggerated.  
18:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
He looks like the top of his head would just come off when he talks  
18:56  
  
like Terrance and Phillip from South Park  
18:56  
  
I've felt like watching the South Park movie for a while  
18:59  
  
I haven't seen it in like 15 years  
18:59  
  
But the songs keep randomly popping in my head  
19:00  
Daisy Kay  
*places you in her lap and makes you watch cartoons.*  
19:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
yaaaay =3  
19:02  
Daisy Kay  
*rubs her snoot against the top of your head and holds a bottle of juice to your mouth* chu chu chuuuu~  
19:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
betta be banana snapple  
19:04  
  
the god's nectar of juices  
19:04  
Daisy Kay  
Most of the time I just wanna coddle someone  
19:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
19:05  
  
you could coddle me any way you like  
19:06  
  
it'd be fun if you brushed my hair =3  
19:06  
  
Can I ask you something personal?  
19:08  
Daisy Kay  
ok  
19:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
When did you know that you were a genderqueer?  
19:09  
Daisy Kay  
I knew I didn't feel right for a long time, but I always just thought I was a boy that didn't like his body. I did try to be more masculine in order to feel safer, but eventually I realized that wasn't making me happy so I compromised and went somewhere down the middle, or rather, for me, I wanted to be outside the spectrum. Rather than seeing myself as "both" I present myself as "neither." There's no way for me to know exactly when. All I know is that I've always been coy and shyed away from answering the question whenever it came up.  
19:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
I think it's awesome that you're not afraid to be who you are  
19:14  
Daisy Kay  
I still am.  
19:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
Don't be  
19:15  
Daisy Kay  
I just don't want to be miserable.  
19:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
Don't ever give a fuck what other people think  
19:15  
  
Let me tell you something about being miserable  
19:15  
  
I was born miserable  
19:16  
  
I also identified more with being male for like...ever  
19:16  
  
I would run around my house when I was a kid screaming "I'm the king!"  
19:17  
  
And I got a lot of shit for it growing up  
19:17  
Daisy Kay  
transboys are the cutest.  
19:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
:3  
19:17  
Daisy Kay  
I wanna kiss them all  
19:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well, I almost was one  
19:17  
  
I asked for a sex change when I was 14  
19:18  
  
But my family is about as conservative as it gets  
19:18  
Daisy Kay  
I wish my chest could be completely flat and I could have a round tummy.  
19:18  
  
like how I draw myself  
19:18  
  
little pear shape  
19:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww, well you can have mine  
19:19  
Daisy Kay  
The best I can do is have this sorta...  
19:19  
  
muscular look... which isn't bad  
19:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
you have very broad shoulders  
19:19  
Daisy Kay  
but I wish I was more of a pear shape.  
19:19  
  
yes  
19:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
I think you're fuckin' sexy  
19:20  
  
but yeah  
19:20  
  
I got bullied a lot in school by other girls  
19:20  
  
because I acted like a boy  
19:20  
  
And was very goth  
19:21  
  
I used to have short, spiky purple hair believe it or not  
19:21  
Daisy Kay  
*slips her hand down your pants and plays with your cute dick*  
19:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh babeh :3  
19:21  
Daisy Kay  
he he  
19:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
Growing up, all my friends were boys  
19:22  
  
And they would always tell me that when they spoke to me they didn't feel like they were talking to a girl  
19:23  
  
my family always pushed me to be more feminine  
19:23  
Daisy Kay  
man I don't particularly care of that  
19:23  
  
whenever someone is like "you're one of the guys"  
19:24  
  
you know, deciding for them  
19:24  
  
come on now  
19:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
well....my friends aren't my friends anymore lol  
19:24  
  
uhg  
19:24  
  
i mean don't get me wrong  
19:24  
  
They weren't always shady folks  
19:24  
  
but they became that way  
19:24  
  
they basically became quintissential MRA touting btards  
19:25  
  
ah man  
19:26  
  
You don't know how close I came to just kicking my ex-boyfriend's ass with some of the shit he said  
19:26  
  
I mean...I've never been in a fist fight  
19:26  
  
And I would not have lasted 2 seconds fighting this guy  
19:27  
  
but shit, I would've tried  
19:27  
Daisy Kay  
kick all boys in the nuts  
19:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
Right!  
19:27  
  
This guy though, he was a beast  
19:27  
  
Like, really ungodly strong  
19:28  
  
He got in fights all the time  
19:28  
  
Realistically, I would not have lasted  
19:28  
Daisy Kay  
The only man I was ever with was a transman and he was the sweetest.  
19:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
He threatened to beat me up a lot  
19:28  
  
awww  
19:29  
  
Well the moral of the story is  
19:29  
  
I used to fear what people think and I would fear loneliness  
19:29  
  
Well now I'm alone  
19:29  
  
And really....it's not that scary  
19:30  
  
In the end  
19:30  
  
It's not worth it  
19:30  
  
It is so not worth worrying over what other people think and what they'll approve of  
19:30  
Daisy Kay  
you aint need no man  
19:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
And you...you'll never find yourself alone  
19:31  
Daisy Kay  
*snap*  
19:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
19:32  
  
Yeah, I've pretty much completely embraced nihilism over the years  
19:33  
  
*tweaks your snoot*  
19:34  
  
uhg I'm out of kratom  
19:36  
  
this is bogus  
19:36  
  
I'm actually kind of turned on by the thought of you feeding me a bottle  
19:40  
Daisy Kay  
*Mama Daisy bounces you on her knee.*  
19:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
=3  
19:41  
Daisy Kay  
*She holds your bottle to your mouth, even though you're too old for it and it takes a lot of effort to suck the juice through the rubber nipple.*  
19:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
You underestimate how hard I can suck *wink*  
19:42  
Daisy Kay  
Aw, little Mandy *tickles your tummy.*  
19:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
*giggles*  
19:43  
Daisy Kay  
*fawns over you, playing with your hair as you suck on your bottle. "Were you a good girl today? Did you get all your schoolwork done?" She twirls her fingers around your hair.*  
19:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yus =3  
19:46  
  
I'm always a good girl for you, Daisy  
19:46  
Daisy Kay  
*turns you around to face her. She holds you close and pats your bottom.*  
19:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmmmm  
19:47  
  
*purrs*  
19:48  
  
*cuddles up to you*  
19:48  
Daisy Kay  
*Mama Daisy holds your head to her chest, humming softly as she rocks you.*  
19:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
so peaceful...  
19:50  
Daisy Kay  
*treats you like a little kid, holding you close as she lets you watch cartoons in her lap. She runs her fingers through your hair.*  
19:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmm, that feels so nice...  
19:52  
  
*reaches up and stroked your hair*  
19:52  
Daisy Kay  
he he... oh I don't wanna embarrass you *blushes*  
19:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
psssh, there's nothing you could do that would embarass me  
19:54  
Daisy Kay  
oh, is that so, little missy?  
19:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
Your damn right it is  
19:55  
Daisy Kay  
*coos into your ear "Now Mandy, have you been keeping your pants clean?" she asks very bluntly. She even hooks her finger into the waistband, pulling at your pants and peeking inside.*  
19:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
I most certainly have  
19:57  
  
just for you =3  
19:57  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy sets you down on your feet. She pulls your pants and panties down to your knees and points out some stains in the back. "Then what's this? Care to explain yourself, Mandy?" She stares sternly into your eyes.*  
19:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
I-I-I.....have no excuse, mama Daisy...  
19:59  
Daisy Kay  
*She nods "Mm-hmm. What is it then, what did you do? Tell me honestly. Don't lie to Mama." She makes you stand there with your pants around your knees, unable to move very much.*  
20:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wronged you....  
20:01  
  
I snuck into the fridge this morning....  
20:02  
  
And I downed the six pack that was in there...  
20:02  
  
And I tried to make it to the bathroom...  
20:02  
  
.....But it all went to shit...  
20:02  
  
If you'll excuse the pun..mama Daisy  
20:03  
Daisy Kay  
*wags her finger at you "you shouldn't do that, sweetie... And you should have told me about your accident." She gives your rump a little smack. She pulls your pants all the way off and tosses them in the hamper. "Well you didn't do a good job of cleaning it up, come with me, baby." She leads you down the hall, pulling on your wrist.*  
20:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
ooooh where are we going?  
20:05  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy lifts you up onto the sink counter and grabs some stuff from under the sink. She comes back up with some cool wipes and starts to rub them between your cheeks. She takes careful but deliberate strokes, wiping from the crotch and going down from there. She holds your legs up by grabbing your ankles.*  
20:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmmm  
20:08  
  
That feels so different...but I like it  
20:08  
Daisy Kay  
*Shakes her head. She looks down at you. "Look at all this you left for me." She grabs more wipes and cleans a bit deeper, grinding her hand between your buttcrack. She tsks a bit.*  
20:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm so sorry...mama Daisy =(  
20:09  
  
But I just love the way your hand feels up there...  
20:10  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy giggles a bit. "Is that why you did it, so I would treat you like a little baby again?" She teases you, tickling your tummy.*  
20:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
You caught me...  
20:11  
  
If I said I didn't like it, I'd be lying...  
20:11  
Daisy Kay  
*She grins wickedly "Well you're going to be a big baby from now on!" She slides some puffy padding under your rump. She sprinkles some powder into her hands and then starts to gently massage it into your skin. Her hands glide over your cheeks and against your privates. She watches you lying there, blushing and squirming under her hands.*  
20:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
So sensitive.....  
20:14  
  
Your hands glide artfully over my privates and you know just where to touch...  
20:14  
  
I love it when you take care of me, Daisy  
20:15  
  
You make me feel so loved....  
20:16  
  
Your hands are so soft and gentle...  
20:16  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy coos softly at you. "Of course you do! But I don't want you misbehaving anymore, okay?" She pulls the padding up between your legs and secures it. You can't even close your legs now. She places a hand on your crotch, rubbing the soft material against you. "Does that feel better than your big girl pants?"  
20:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmmm...yesss  
20:17  
  
so soft....  
20:17  
  
It makes me feel safe in a strange way...  
20:17  
Daisy Kay  
*Mama lifts you up, one arm under your rump and rubbing between your legs as she undoes her top. She frees her big breast and presses your face to it. "Someone's earned a treat for being so patient during her change!"*  
20:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
Really? = D  
20:19  
Daisy Kay  
*rubs one hand between your legs as the other presses on the back of your head, holding your face to her nipple.*  
20:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
*sucks gently*  
20:20  
  
You taste so good....  
20:20  
  
Like heaven....  
20:20  
  
This is so nic....  
20:20  
  
nice*  
20:20  
Daisy Kay  
*Carries you around as you nurse on her nipple. "Good girl." she coos in your ear.*  
20:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
Oh god, it feels so good to hear you say that, mama Daisy...  
20:22  
  
I'll always be your good girl....  
20:22  
  
*sucks more greedily*  
20:22  
Daisy Kay  
*giggles. She decides to tease you a bit more "Aw, my little poopy baby. You're just not ready to be a big girl yet, are you?" she makes sure you understand you're being punished, even though you're enjoying yourself. She rocks you in her arms as you suck on her. You start to feel her silky smooth milk against your tongue.*  
20:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's the sweetest thing I've ever tasted...  
20:25  
  
I don't wanna grow up mama Daisy....  
20:25  
  
I don't ever wanna leave you....  
20:25  
  
You're the best mama in the whole world  
20:26  
  
I want to enjoy your gentle touch forever..  
20:26  
Daisy Kay  
*bounces you in her arms. She slowly rests on the couch, leaning back and letting you lean on top of her.*  
20:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm, so soft...  
20:27  
  
Can I lay atop your boobs, mama Daisy?  
20:27  
Daisy Kay  
*Nuzzles your face "of course, sweetie."*  
20:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmmmm, they're like big fluffy pillows =3  
20:28  
  
*nuzzles into your cleavage*  
20:29  
Daisy Kay  
*pets your hair*  
20:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
That feels so good, you're so soft and fun to lay on...  
20:30  
  
Mama Daisy, can I have a kiss?  
20:31  
Daisy Kay  
*grabs the cheeks on your face, squishing them together a bit as she pulls you close. She kisses you right on the mouth. "Mwah!"*  
20:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm, your lips are so soft :3  
20:33  
  
*hides in your boobs*  
20:33  
  
Mama Daisy?  
20:34  
  
Can I have some more milk? =3  
20:34  
Daisy Kay  
*nuzzles your face again "of course, little baby girl." She pulls open her shirt, exposing her bare breast to you. She guides your head down to her nipple.*  
20:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmm, so sweet....  
20:36  
  
sorry, if I'm greedy...  
20:36  
  
but it just tastes so good...  
20:36  
Daisy Kay  
*pats your butt as you nurse on her nipple, drinking down the milk.* That's a good girl, good little baby girl."*  
20:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah man, I just love it when you say that...  
20:40  
  
*sucks even more greedly, grazing your sensitive nipple with me teeth*  
20:40  
  
*hugs you tightly*  
20:41  
  
*milk starts to dribble down her chin*  
20:42  
  
mama Daisy, I have to go to the bathroom  
20:44  
  
Can I just....do it here? =(  
20:44  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks down at you, giggling. "Aw, you don't wanna try to make it to the potty?" She pats your padded rump.*  
20:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's soooo farrr =(  
20:46  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy giggles, teasing you a bit more "aw, poor baby!" She sits up and places you in her lap. She holds your hands and just watches you.*  
20:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahhh....*piddles*  
20:48  
  
that feels so much better...  
20:48  
  
*sighs and lets her head fall to your chest in relief*  
20:48  
Daisy Kay  
*watches your blushing face as you feel relaxed. She enjoys the feeling of your rump warming up against her lap. "Tsk tsk, naughty little girl." She gently taps a finger on your snoot.*  
20:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmm  
20:50  
  
So much better...  
20:50  
  
Mama Daisy, will I be as pretty as you when I'm a grown up Lady?  
20:50  
Daisy Kay  
"You're already beautiful, but I'm sure you'll grow up to be a lovely woman..." She rubs her forehead on you.*  
20:51  
  
*She slips her hand between your legs. She grinds your wet pampers against your wet pussy. Her hand moves up and down in a slow motion.*  
20:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
ohhhhhh  
20:53  
  
That feels so good....  
20:53  
  
This wetness....what does it mean?  
20:53  
Daisy Kay  
*She giggles "You know what it means. Just because you act like a big kid doesn't mean you are one." She grinds her hand a bit harder, watching your expression change as she plays with your crotch.*  
20:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
ohhh *blushes*  
20:55  
  
Don't stop, mama Daisy  
20:55  
Daisy Kay  
*She nuzzles your neck and kisses softly as she strokes you through the padding. "You're never going to grow out of this at this rate..."*  
20:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't want to..  
20:56  
  
I'm content to be in your arms forever, Mama Daisy....  
20:57  
  
Just listening to your voice sing me to sleep every night  
20:57  
  
is heaven....  
20:57  
Daisy Kay  
*hums softly into your ear as she plays with you. She gives your ear little nips.*  
20:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Gasps sharply at the feel of your teeth on my ear*  
20:58  
  
You make me so wet....  
20:58  
Daisy Kay  
*looks right into your eyes "I think you made yourself wet for the most part."*  
20:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
hahaha that too...:3  
21:00  
  
But you make me a different kind of wet, Mama Daisy :3  
21:00  
  
Just looking into your lovely hazel eyes makes me flood....  
21:00  
Daisy Kay  
*bounces your wet bottom against her knee. She grins, continuing to look at your face.*  
21:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh those eyes, they're so beautiful...  
21:02  
  
they're like a bright light, I can't stare into them too long...  
21:02  
  
*hides in your cleavage*  
21:02  
Daisy Kay  
*Mama Daisy rubs her hand over your bottom, her hand moving around in a circle.*  
21:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooohhh, that feels so good...  
21:05  
  
I was so bad today...drinking all the beer in the fridge...  
21:05  
  
Don't you think...  
21:05  
  
I deserve a spanking...?  
21:05  
Daisy Kay  
hmmm.  
21:07     
Kommissar Mandar  
Uh oooooohh....  
21:07  
  
*shits in new diaper*  
21:07  
  
Mama Daisy...I had an accident... =(  
21:08  
Daisy Kay  
???!!  
21:08     
Kommissar Mandar  
Yus =3  
21:08  
Daisy Kay  
?  
21:09     
Kommissar Mandar  
OH!  
21:10  
  
It stings so hard!  
21:10  
Daisy Kay  
oh...  
21:10     
  
~  
21:12     
Kommissar Mandar  
Y-y-y-yes Mama Daisy....  
21:13  
  
I won't soil my diaper anymore =(  
21:14  
  
y-y-y-you won't tell anyone, will you?  
21:14  
  
that I soil my diaper? =(  
21:14  
Daisy Kay  
hmm.  
21:14     
  
okay.  
21:15     
Kommissar Mandar  
PLEEEASE  
21:15  
  
just show GBS...they'll think its cool....  
21:16  
  
but no one else1  
21:16  
Daisy Kay  
*rolls her eyes*  
21:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
They'll call me a pants shitting crybaby....  
21:16  
Daisy Kay  
*hugs you tight*  
21:16  
  
Come on, sweetie. Don't be like that.  
21:16  
  
*whispers* I'll protect you.  
21:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww, I believe you Mama Daisy...  
21:16  
Daisy Kay  
No one has to know. You should feel safe around me.  
21:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
I do...  
21:17  
  
I always feel safe in your arms...  
21:18  
Daisy Kay  
My lips are sealed. *tosses a blanket around us*  
21:18  
  
*turns on a flash light and camps out under the blankets.*  
21:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooh this is nice...  
21:18  
  
I feel so safe and warm in your arms, mama Daisy...  
21:19  
  
Mama Daisy, you're so warm...  
21:20  
  
Is it ok if...I take off my clothes?  
21:20  
Daisy Kay  
*picks you up and carries you into the bathroom. She gets undressed with you. "You need a bath first." She leans over the tub as she fills it with hot water. She puts in some pink bubble bath, watching the large bubbles build up.*  
21:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
ooooh!  
21:22  
  
Mama Daisy, will you get in the bath with me?  
21:22  
Daisy Kay  
!  
21:23     
Kommissar Mandar  
Yes mama!  
21:24  
  
*peels off dirty pampers*  
21:24  
  
*throws them away*  
21:24  
  
I did it all by myself mama Daisy!  
21:25  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy reaches over to you and picks you up, setting you in the tub "What a good girl! Maybe I'll let you wear your big girl pants again... after our bath." She takes a sponge and gently scrubs your back as she holds your body close to her.*  
21:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm, feels so good, Mama Daisy....  
21:27  
  
You know how to clean a dirty girl...  
21:27  
Daisy Kay  
*slowly moves the sponge lower till she's cleaning your butt. She scrubs hard and firm, but she makes sure to be just gentle enough not to hurt. She hums sweetly into your ear as she cleans you.*  
21:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love your voice so much, Mama Daisy...  
21:29  
Daisy Kay  
*leans back in the tub and just soaks with you for a while, pressing our naked bodies together.*  
21:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
This is perfect....  
21:31  
  
Hold my hand....  
21:31  
  
You're the best, Mama Daisy...  
21:31  
  
You make me feel....so safe...  
21:31  
Daisy Kay  
*grips your hand tightly, looking down at you.*  
21:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wanna be just like you when I grow up, mama Daisy..  
21:32  
  
*grips your hand*  
21:32  
  
Can you wash my bottom again?  
21:34  
Daisy Kay  
*snuggles*  
21:34  
  
Sure, cutie face. *Just puts her bare hand between your cheeks, rubbing up and down with her fingers.*  
21:34  
  
I'm getting a little hungry and my head feels floaty...  
21:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
21:35  
  
well lets eat, Mama Daisy  
21:35  
  
I just want you to feel good...  
21:37  
Daisy Kay  
I feel important and needed.  
21:38  
  
that is a good feeling.  
21:38  
  
*pets*  
21:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
I need you, Daisy....  
21:39  
  
I'm your good girl...  
21:39  
  
Your baby =3  
21:39  
Daisy Kay  
aww. *bounces you*  
21:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
weeeeee  
21:40  
  
I love the way your touch feels, mama Daisy...  
21:41  
  
So safe in your arms....  
21:41  
  
*KIsses your soft lips*  
21:43  
  
you probably get this a lot  
21:44  
  
but I want my Mama Daisy to hear it...  
21:44  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78MKBHR3NbU  
21:44  
  
*sings the song softly to you*  
21:45  
Daisy Kay  
he he, yeah...  
21:46  
  
I've heard it a lot.  
21:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
You're the best, Mama Daisy =3  
21:47  
  
do you feel better now that you've eaten?  
21:47  
Daisy Kay  
I need to make something.  
21:49  
  
then get on my bike and maybe watch a show as I eat  
21:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
whatcha gonna make?  
21:49  
Daisy Kay  
something with chicken, rice, beans, and a 60 calorie wrap  
21:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
Mama Daisy cookes so good...  
21:52  
  
I'm bad at cooking  
21:52  
  
I just mostly fry hotdogs and make chicken nuggets  
21:52  
Daisy Kay  
this is a good version of this song, very pretty.  
21:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww, you really think so?  
21:54  
  
i would sing it for you, but I can't sing =(  
21:54  
Daisy Kay  
I wonder if there's a Lawrence Welk version. That guy was a... character.  
21:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
doesn't look like there's one on Youtube =(  
21:58  
Daisy Kay  
ha ha  
21:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
I think....I'll have a surprise for you tomorrow though  
21:59  
  
Don't worry, it won't be me singing  
21:59  
Daisy Kay  
I like over-the-top productions.  
21:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wouldn't do that to my worst enemy  
21:59  
Daisy Kay  
Please tell me it's a drawing  
21:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll get you one of those too  
22:00  
  
It may take a little longer  
22:00  
  
cause I'm really anal about my art  
22:00  
Daisy Kay  
well what kind of surprise is it  
22:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
this i'll be like...something quicker  
22:00  
Daisy Kay  
because I can get a little scared  
22:00  
  
by surprises  
22:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
but I thin you'll be surprised  
22:00  
  
it's nothing scary...  
22:00  
  
I promise  
22:00  
Daisy Kay  
is it though  
22:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
Just an idea I came up with a few minutes ago  
22:00  
  
I wouldn't do anything to scare you  
22:01  
  
I care about you too much  
22:01  
  
it'll be something you'll be very happy with  
22:01  
Daisy Kay  
okay  
22:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
Wanna know a secret?  
22:04  
Daisy Kay  
what  
22:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm playing your Cry of Fear video  
22:04  
  
And dildoing myself to the sound of your voice right now  
22:05  
  
if I'm lying I'm dying  
22:05  
Daisy Kay  
I was still trying to speak deeply but my voice was clearly cracking.  
22:06  
  
I sound male, but more like a male going through puberty ha ha  
22:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
thats how I always sound  
22:06  
  
Yeah there is a big difference  
22:06  
  
I like your later videos better  
22:07  
  
Your voice is so sexy =3  
22:07  
Daisy Kay  
When you are talking every days for hours at a time eventually you just...  
22:07  
  
can't hide your voice anymore  
22:07  
  
and it comes out  
22:07  
  
and I'm still lowering it slightly.  
22:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
Really?  
22:08  
  
God, I gotta tell you  
22:09  
  
your voice does things to me  
22:09  
  
And by that I mean it makes me very wet....  
22:10  
  
ah man...you're gonna like you're surprise tomorrow =3  
22:13  
Daisy Kay  
um  
22:28  
  
can you give me a hint, make me less nervous  
22:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
alright  
22:30  
  
It's gonna be pictures of me  
22:31  
  
like I have never taken before...  
22:31  
Daisy Kay  
oh... *blushes* well I'm still nervous but for a different reason  
22:31  
  
*smiles and smooches*  
22:31  
  
brb, bike time  
22:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
:3  
22:31  
  
kk  
22:31  
Daisy Kay  
okay 75 minutes is enough for now  
23:49  
   Wednesday, 30. April 2014 
Kommissar Mandar  
baahh  
19:21  
  
I fell ashleep last night  
19:21  
Daisy Kay  
I did too, right after bikey  
19:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
19:21  
  
I'd pass the fuck out after 75 minutes of biking  
19:21  
Daisy Kay  
ha ha I can do for 2 hours per session but it was sooo late  
19:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
You really do must have strong legs  
19:22  
Daisy Kay  
they are rock hard. You saw the stockings, right?  
19:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
No...I don't believe I did =O  
19:23  
  
You've piqued my curiosity though lol  
19:24  
Daisy Kay  
Sent file pantyleg3b.jpg.  
19:24  
  
extreme calves  
19:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
Holy shit....  
19:26  
  
Wow  
19:26  
  
You have much nicer legs than I do  
19:26  
Daisy Kay  
also dope-ass stockings lol  
19:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
They're duckies :3  
19:26  
Daisy Kay  
those dumb faces  
19:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
WOO-OOO  
19:26  
Daisy Kay  
They're supposed to be penguins  
19:27  
  
but the faces. ha ha  
19:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
The faces make them look like they're trying to nonchalantly share juicy gossip to one another  
19:27  
Daisy Kay  
Sent file pantyleg2.JPG.  
19:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
Also your phone is a cat :3  
19:28  
Daisy Kay  
my unvacuumed floor. I need to vacuum it  
19:28  
  
That is amazing that you could see the cat face  
19:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
If only my eyes worked that well while driving  
19:29  
  
and lol that's why I'm thankful for my black carpet  
19:29  
  
You have very sexy legs, m'lady  
19:29  
Daisy Kay  
My vacuum busted so I been usin a broom on the floor  
19:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeesh  
19:30  
  
My last apartment had white carpet  
19:30  
  
fuuuuck that  
19:30  
Daisy Kay  
can't wait to get a new one  
19:31  
  
unlike the girls in my new comic I actually like to clean  
19:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
19:31  
  
When I had my own place I loved cleaning too  
19:31  
  
But now everything I own is shoved into a room the size of a closet  
19:31  
  
So no matter how hard I try to organize it just winds up looking like a cluttered mess  
19:32  
  
not even worth it  
19:32  
  
has it been raining all day over where you are?  
19:33  
Daisy Kay  
no but the sky is so pretty  
19:34  
  
all dark blue and grey  
19:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooh  
19:36  
  
It poured here  
19:36  
  
a lot of the roads flooded  
19:36  
  
I have some things for you =3  
19:38  
Daisy Kay  
oh?  
19:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah  
19:39  
  
I hope I don't look like an idiot  
19:39  
Daisy Kay  
*peek*  
19:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
But I took these for you...  
19:39  
  
Sent file CAM00724_zps8a04a4e7.jpg.  
19:40  
  
Sent file CAM00727_zps74a08502.jpg.  
19:40  
  
Sent file CAM00730_zps5e4b35c6.jpg.  
19:40  
  
Sent file CAM00761_zpsd2d471b9.jpg.  
19:40  
  
Sent file CAM00763_zpsb2e9b119.jpg.  
19:40  
  
Sent file CAM00783_zpscde010eb.jpg.  
19:40  
  
Am I pretty *blush*? =O  
19:41  
Daisy Kay  
*blush*  
19:41  
  
Yeah. You look very pretty!  
19:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
Thank you =3  
19:42  
Daisy Kay  
*boops your nose*  
19:42  
  
I should draw you somethin private.  
19:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
ooooh? =O  
19:42  
  
What did you have in mind? =O  
19:43  
Daisy Kay  
anything you want  
19:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmm  
19:45  
  
I was actually thinking of requesting something  
19:45  
  
It'd be pretty rad if you drew Mike Dawson  
19:46  
  
From the Darkseed games  
19:46  
Daisy Kay  
ah. I would do that for anyone I just meant a priiivate picture.  
19:46  
  
just for you.  
19:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooooh  
19:47  
  
I have something  
19:47  
  
Why don't you draw me a picture of us hugging? =3  
19:47  
  
If its not too complicated  
19:47  
Daisy Kay  
okay.  
19:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
= D  
19:48  
Daisy Kay  
hm... so what color are your eyes? And what is your favorite color(s)?  
19:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
My eyes are light blue  
19:48  
  
My favorite color is dark blue  
19:49  
Daisy Kay  
blue on bluuue  
19:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah, I love mah blues :3  
19:49  
  
I like black too  
19:49  
Daisy Kay  
so like a royal blue?  
19:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yup!  
19:49  
Daisy Kay  
cool  
19:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
I used to have dark blue hair  
19:51  
  
i've had pretty much every hair though  
19:52  
Daisy Kay  
dark blue with black hair and bright, shiny blue eyes  
19:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
my hair is light brown  
19:54  
  
for once its not dyed lol  
19:54  
Daisy Kay  
I mean for uh  
19:55  
  
you know  
19:55  
  
klurf  
19:55  
  
their hair matches their skin  
19:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
it's gonna look so cute :3  
19:56  
  
gotcha  
19:56  
  
this is what your cleaning comic reminds me of  
20:03  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXqpTb0mVHc  
20:03  
  
The greatest cleaning montage in cinema history  
20:03  
Daisy Kay  
at least it's girls AND boys  
20:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha yes!  
20:04  
  
And a saturation of 80s  
20:05  
Daisy Kay  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=977jBCk5qBM  
20:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
YESSS  
20:06  
  
the best scene  
20:06  
Daisy Kay  
pop  
20:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've loved that song forever  
20:07  
  
And then I saw this  
20:07  
  
And I could not listen to it without this happening in my head  
20:07  
  
Then the lady from the Sound of Music comes in and just kills his groove  
20:07  
Daisy Kay  
*pets your hair*  
20:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm that feels nice....  
20:47  
  
I just got out of the shower too  
20:47  
  
it's all soft and shiny =3  
20:47  
  
ah man I'm klonotripping right now  
20:48  
Daisy Kay  
I usually have some weaves in my hair so I'm actually finicky about it being touched. You can get your fingers caught and/or muss it up ha ha  
20:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
Not to be confused with CHrono tripping  
20:49  
  
oooh I never had weaves  
20:49  
  
I wanted some a couple of times but they were just too expensive  
20:49  
Daisy Kay  
well it's just because my hair is too wispy on its own  
20:50  
  
so I have to get it styled.  
20:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
Like thin whispy?  
20:51  
Daisy Kay  
It's like dreadlocking but  
20:51  
  
different  
20:51  
  
You seen it  
20:51  
  
it's clumps  
20:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, it looks really thick  
20:51  
  
when I think whispy I think thin  
20:51  
Daisy Kay  
well it is  
20:52  
  
on its own  
20:52  
  
like  
20:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah  
20:52  
Daisy Kay  
the most annoying thing  
20:52  
  
is getting hair in my ears  
20:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
I feel ya bra  
20:52  
Daisy Kay  
so clumping it keeps it nice and thick  
20:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
i used to have hair that was thick as fuck  
20:52  
  
But I was an asshole and dyed it and bleached it soooo many times over the years  
20:53  
  
that now it grows in all stringy, thin and whispy  
20:53  
  
I'll never get my old hair back =(  
20:53  
Daisy Kay  
sometimes I wonder what would happen if I bleached now  
20:53  
  
it might be a bright orange haha  
20:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha  
20:54  
  
Well  
20:54  
  
If you use good bleach  
20:54  
Daisy Kay  
it would be nice to have it a little redder but  
20:54  
  
nah  
20:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
The stuff manic panic sells  
20:54  
Daisy Kay  
I'm okay with black  
20:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
You'll get it to a silvery blonde  
20:54  
  
I became an expert at doing stuff like this over the years  
20:54  
  
I used to do my cousins hair all the time  
20:55  
  
ah man, I gotta show you some of the stuff I experimented with now  
20:55  
  
Sent file windows95results_zps14ea91c7.jpg.  
20:58  
  
that's when I had green streaks  
20:58  
Daisy Kay  
my hair was red and blue once  
20:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
that was also a book I found in the desk I inherited lol  
20:58  
Daisy Kay  
and then green when I ran out of manic panic  
20:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
Green hair is best hair  
21:00  
  
speaking of  
21:00  
  
Sent file omggreenhaaair.jpg.  
21:00  
  
There was no dye involved in that  
21:00  
  
My dad shocked the pool an hour before our 4th of july party....  
21:00  
  
which is a bozo no no  
21:00  
  
I jumped in blonde....and welp...  
21:00  
Daisy Kay  
ha ha  
21:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah it was best that it was me  
21:04  
  
As opposed to one of our elderly aunts  
21:04  
  
although that would have made it that much more hilarious  
21:04  
  
I didn't even mind, I thought it was awesome  
21:04  
  
Sent file downsize42-1.jpg.  
21:05  
  
Old haloween costume  
21:06  
  
I still have that belt :3  
21:06  
Daisy Kay  
cool.  
21:06  
  
Let's put our purity rings together  
21:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
squuuueeeeeee  
21:07  
  
I'll hook up your electrified chastity belt if you hook up mine =3  
21:07  
  
urelated  
21:08  
Daisy Kay  
I only like when boys are denied sex  
21:08  
  
}BcD))  
21:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
ha HAAAA well i could tell you a few stories  
21:08  
Daisy Kay  
>BcD)) ha HAA  
21:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
Admittedly  
21:09  
  
I've done some pretty mean things during sex  
21:09  
  
That was all me and my ex boyfriend ever fought about  
21:10  
  
was that I would never 'put out' enough for him  
21:10  
  
But I was basically always mad at him  
21:11  
Daisy Kay  
boys should earn it  
21:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
Thank you!  
21:11  
Daisy Kay  
they hardly ever deserve it  
21:11  
  
I gotta light candles, turn the lights down low, get comfy  
21:12  
  
oh and clear a couple hours  
21:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
a couple hours...? =O  
21:14  
  
You last that long? O_O  
21:14  
Daisy Kay  
how long were we goofing around last night?  
21:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha quite a long time  
21:15  
  
but like, face to face  
21:15  
  
you last that long?  
21:15  
Daisy Kay  
I don't reach orgasm often, but face to face it almost never happens  
21:15  
  
so I'm just doing it to make the other person happy  
21:15  
  
which sounds to stereotypical but  
21:16  
  
it's just the way I work  
21:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
Oh god you sound so much like me  
21:16  
  
men would never understand1  
21:17  
  
why I had to fake it so much  
21:17  
  
and then the asshole I was dating kept trying to go all armchair psychologist on me  
21:17  
Daisy Kay  
i mean the sex act, we don't have to cum at the same time  
21:17  
  
but we can like  
21:17  
  
do other stuff  
21:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
And was like 'Well you can't orgasm because you have emotional baggage issues'  
21:18  
Daisy Kay  
there's more to bedroom stuff than just straight... doin it  
21:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh absolutely  
21:18  
  
cuddling is so underrated =(  
21:18  
Daisy Kay  
cuddling  
21:18  
  
mutual masturbation  
21:18  
  
just masturbating next to someone  
21:19  
  
watching someone masturbate  
21:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
You're speaking my language  
21:19  
Daisy Kay  
I am all about outer stimulation  
21:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
You can appreciate just the niceness of nails on your skin and kisses to your neck  
21:20  
Daisy Kay  
oh  
21:20  
  
the imagination lets me think up cool things. If I am with someone privately I might decide to be a boy... but not like a macho boy.  
21:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
Macho boys are ovverrated  
21:23  
  
From what I've observed over the years  
21:24  
  
Macho boys...are not all that macho inside  
21:24  
  
That used to be my thing when I was like 19 and 20  
21:25  
  
I had to have a macho bad boy  
21:25  
Daisy Kay  
a macho bad boy to break down  
21:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
But after dating a few of them....yeah, terrible experience  
21:26  
  
Well I'd be lying if I said they didn't break down  
21:26  
  
let me tell you something  
21:26  
  
Me and a couple people from 4chan got together once  
21:27  
  
When you lived in Jersey  
21:27  
  
were you familiar with the Marlboro Psychiatric Asylum?  
21:27  
Daisy Kay  
it sounds familiar. I'm familiar with a lot of "weird jersey"  
21:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yup! its in there  
21:28  
Daisy Kay  
I just got a little crawly when you said that lol  
21:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
creeeeepy place  
21:28  
Daisy Kay  
I mean 4chan, not the asylum  
21:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahahaah  
21:29  
  
Well I was essentially taking creepy people to a creepy place  
21:29  
Daisy Kay  
like I felt this shiver... brrr  
21:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm ashamed that I even patronized that site  
21:29  
  
but alas, I was like 18  
21:29  
  
And then when I was around 21 I evolved from that to SA  
21:30  
  
And everyone called me an elitist snob  
21:30  
  
But anyway  
21:30  
Daisy Kay  
I was dumb when I was 18-21  
21:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh I was tragically stupid  
21:30  
Daisy Kay  
everything I did was dumb  
21:30  
  
I said dumb stuff  
21:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
I legitimately joined the Church of Scientology  
21:31  
Daisy Kay  
I hurt feelings  
21:31  
  
acted like a grade-a b-hole  
21:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't think anyone is ever proud of their 18-21 years  
21:31  
  
They really are the worst  
21:31  
  
It's kind of like that stage where you're coming out of your shell as a teenager  
21:32  
Daisy Kay  
Imagine if you were over 50 and still trying to mess with people online  
21:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
But don't know your asshole from a hole in the ground  
21:32  
Daisy Kay  
that puts it into perspective  
21:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
So you just run your mouth with no filter at all  
21:32  
  
yeah....  
21:32  
  
But anyway  
21:33  
  
Me and these tough guy btards get together  
21:33  
  
one of them is my ex boyfriend  
21:33  
  
and all we were gonna do  
21:33  
  
Is just do some urbex at this asylum  
21:33  
  
simple operation  
21:33  
  
To make a long story short  
21:34  
  
Everything that could have possibly gone wrong did  
21:34  
  
We got caught  
21:34  
  
cops were called  
21:34  
  
I'm in handcuffs against the wall  
21:34  
  
And the way I see it  
21:34  
  
I'm fucked, that much is certain  
21:35  
  
So I can either handle the situation with dignity or fall apart  
21:35  
  
I chose the former  
21:35  
  
Everyone else...chose the latter  
21:36  
  
All the btards just burst into tears  
21:36  
Daisy Kay  
hmmp.  
21:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
and that's not even the icing on the cake  
21:36  
  
Little did I know  
21:36  
Daisy Kay  
a ghost was masturbating the whole time  
21:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
AHAHAHAHA  
21:37  
Daisy Kay  
no sorry go on  
21:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wouldn't blame him  
21:37  
  
but yeah  
21:37  
  
my darling boyfriend at the time  
21:37  
  
has on him a hammer, a crowbar, and a sword  
21:37  
  
Well the cops just had a field day with that  
21:38  
  
So now we almost get charged with breaking and entering  
21:38  
  
and having a fucking katana in our posession  
21:38  
Daisy Kay  
HAHA  
21:38  
  
katana  
21:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
Oh this guy was a card  
21:39  
Daisy Kay  
what an internet dork cliche  
21:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
He never left hoe without his katana and throwing nives and little bottle full of acid  
21:39  
  
JUST IN CASE, MAN  
21:39  
  
JUST IN CASE  
21:39  
  
He was basically the epitome of night crew  
21:39  
Daisy Kay  
"this is a real katana it cost me one hundrd dollars."  
21:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
Dressed like an anime villain  
21:40  
  
always had a ridiculous amount of Japanese weaponry on him  
21:40  
Daisy Kay  
"I know a lot about japanese culture!"  
21:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah...he was that guy  
21:41  
  
on the bright side though  
21:41  
  
It was a pretty cool trip before the cops came  
21:41  
  
we got to go in some underground tunnels  
21:41  
  
and I think I still have pictures from the inside  
21:42  
Daisy Kay  
I like to walk around cities or just hike  
21:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
hiking is awesome  
21:43  
  
Cities...crowds kind of get to me  
21:43  
  
I actually still would like to do urbex  
21:44  
  
I just need a group of people who aren't nincompoops  
21:44  
Daisy Kay  
I only smoke weed rarely and socially, never alone  
21:44  
  
and now that it's mostly legal it's like... cool.  
21:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
:3  
21:47  
  
I lost all my weed contacts =(  
21:47  
  
I've been weedless for like a year  
21:47  
Daisy Kay  
hopefully we'll get to the point where  
21:48  
  
we can just show our id to a street vendor and buy it out of a food truck  
21:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, the boundaries are growing thinner and thinner  
21:49  
  
we'll get there  
21:49  
  
it just might take a bit  
21:49  
  
The weed in Arizona was out of this world  
21:49  
Daisy Kay  
It is a mind-altering drug that technically isn't good for you but I'd rather someone smoked that than cigarettes or drinking beer  
21:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh absolutely  
21:50  
  
Case in point  
21:51  
  
I've never started horrific conversations with people and contemplated suicide while high  
21:51  
Daisy Kay  
I've been around abusive drunks and felt both sympathy and anger towards them  
21:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have many in my family  
21:51  
Daisy Kay  
you ever have to take care of someone after a hangover  
21:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
my mother was one of them  
21:52  
  
mmmm  
21:52  
  
I'm ashamed to admit  
21:52  
  
but I was usually the one being taken care of  
21:52  
Daisy Kay  
*pets*  
21:52  
  
it's really taxing on me.  
21:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
Because I've flat out nearly drank myself to death on occasions  
21:52  
Daisy Kay  
especially the night before  
21:52  
  
this one girl, I always counted her drinks  
21:52  
  
I would be like "that's five. You can't have anymore"  
21:53  
  
and she would beg and beg and beg for one more  
21:53  
  
and I'd flat out say NO.  
21:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah....  
21:53  
  
You don't wanna be the person between a binge drinker and their liquor  
21:53  
Daisy Kay  
"well you'll be throwing up all day tomorrow!" "not if I eat!"  
21:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
ohohoho  
21:53  
  
'I'll be fine if I drink a glass of water'  
21:54  
Daisy Kay  
the next day "Don't say 'I told you so!' just get me the trash can!"  
21:54  
  
"*Whine* heeelp meee, take care of meeeee"  
21:54  
  
oh my god I love you but  
21:54  
  
DAMMIT  
21:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
Eh, I guess that's why I started drinking mostly alone  
21:55  
Daisy Kay  
when I say something would happen and then that person doesn't listen to me and the exact thing happens I am not allowed to say anything about it?  
21:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've put my friends through some terrible shit in that position  
21:55  
Daisy Kay  
not even one comment?  
21:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'd say you'd be allowed a comment  
21:55  
Daisy Kay  
he he, just one  
21:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
You're gonna be dumb, you better be tough  
21:56  
  
and listen to the person who's trying to set you right  
21:56  
Daisy Kay  
she wasn't healthy for me. I had to run away  
21:56  
  
she sat around playing video games, smoking, drinking, never going out... She wasn't agoraphobic because she always went to the bar  
21:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm actually agoraphobic  
21:57  
Daisy Kay  
no job, not taking care of her poor dog.  
21:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
=(  
21:57  
  
Yeah, you don't want to have to be someone's nanny  
21:57  
  
God knows I've been a nanny to plenty of boys before  
21:57  
Daisy Kay  
I don't mind being Mama but not if you're going to be stunted like that.  
21:57  
  
There's a time and place when it's acceptable.  
21:58  
  
and it's not "all the time."  
21:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
Being a nanny to people all in all made me a very bitter person when it came to helping people  
21:58  
  
Because I've been fucked over so many times  
21:59  
  
And it upsets me because I wasn't always that way  
21:59  
  
But now I just have to be the bitch  
21:59  
  
Because I can't go through the bullshit anymore  
21:59  
  
When I got my first apartment  
22:00  
  
It was me, my then boyfriend, and his friend who was basically starving at the time and couldn't pay his bills  
22:00  
  
So I got us a really cheap place, that way everyone would be able to live easier  
22:01  
Daisy Kay  
I've have some sweet baby girls and stayed friends with just about all my exes but  
22:01  
  
that person used me and it felt bad  
22:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't blame you, I don't blame you at all  
22:01  
Daisy Kay  
I tend to be very coddling  
22:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
I put a lot of effort into helping these people  
22:02  
Daisy Kay  
so it's easy to make me do stuff I don't want to do  
22:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
After we agreed on paying rent equally  
22:02  
  
rent of a paltry $225 each  
22:02  
  
they never fucking paid it  
22:02  
Daisy Kay  
that is cool rent  
22:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
They would give me a sob story  
22:03  
Daisy Kay  
My rent here is 475 but I am in the middle of nowhere without a car.  
22:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
And then come home with limited edition videogames and stuff  
22:03  
Daisy Kay  
I have a guest room that is still empty.  
22:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
ooooh, nice  
22:03  
  
prices were like that in AZ  
22:04  
  
But not  
22:04  
  
now*  
22:04  
Daisy Kay  
My best place in Philly was a two-story row-house at $750 a month  
22:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
This was $225 each in Jersey...a steal  
22:04  
Daisy Kay  
which I ended up having to pay the entire sum of because of the big baby that didn't want to work  
22:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooooooh, do I know that feeling  
22:05  
  
Better yet  
22:05  
  
My boyfriend, who wouldn't pay either  
22:05  
  
Would get all pissed off and threaten to hit me  
22:05  
  
Because I was working 2 jobs to support everyone  
22:05  
Daisy Kay  
did nothing. I'm not saying "oh she should have done housework" at the very least she should have taken care of her own dog.  
22:05  
  
man  
22:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
And at the end of the day I was fucking TIRED  
22:06  
Daisy Kay  
I would tell that boy to do some fucking dishes  
22:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
And didn't feel like having sex  
22:06  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
22:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
WAAAAAHHH YOU DON'T APPRECIATE ME  
22:06  
Daisy Kay  
I know, he was  
22:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh I did!!  
22:06  
Daisy Kay  
a scary guy, right  
22:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
So many times!!  
22:06  
Daisy Kay  
*sighs*  
22:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
They didn't lift a finger to clean  
22:06  
Daisy Kay  
I don't trust men enough to live with them  
22:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
Don't  
22:07  
Daisy Kay  
they have to be smaller than me at least  
22:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
Don't ever live with a fucking man  
22:07  
Daisy Kay  
cutest dude I knew was 5 feet tall  
22:07  
  
I mean he still is  
22:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
My ex boyfriend was 5 feet tall  
22:07  
Daisy Kay  
just adorable  
22:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
But hell if he couldn't beat the shit out of anyone  
22:07  
  
He was shorter than me and weighed less  
22:08  
Daisy Kay  
I'm just an inch shy of six feet.  
22:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
he was just ungodly strong  
22:08  
Daisy Kay  
it's a big difference.  
22:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh wow, you're tall  
22:08  
Daisy Kay  
yes  
22:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm only 5 2'  
22:08  
Daisy Kay  
I told ya I am big and muscular.  
22:08  
  
I like to carry short people  
22:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
I would love it if you carried me :3  
22:09  
Daisy Kay  
in my arms or on my massive shoulders  
22:09  
  
I bet you weigh nothin to me  
22:09  
  
at 5'2"  
22:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
You might be surprised  
22:10  
  
in your arms :3  
22:10  
  
I actually weigh a good 135  
22:11  
Daisy Kay  
that is nothin.  
22:11  
  
teeny  
22:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww :3  
22:11  
Daisy Kay  
I am sure I could carry you on my shoulders without breaking a sweat  
22:11  
  
I went from 245 to 191. I am packed pretty tightly now.  
22:13     
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm, a good weight  
22:14  
  
you must be really strong =O  
22:14  
  
You could lift me like a feather :3  
22:14  
Daisy Kay  
I need bigger arm muscles.  
22:16  
  
I wanna be... lean.  
22:16  
  
I don't wanna be all muscles.  
22:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wanna see how tight you can sqeeze me :3  
22:17  
  
I like gettng squeezed  
22:17  
  
Sent file 25117_1246626366053_1241241032_573627_4732913_n.jpg.  
22:19  
  
memorieeeeeeees  
22:19  
  
This is how I rolled in Vegas  
22:19  
  
biggest baller at the penny slots  
22:19  
Daisy Kay  
I don't have any photos of me.  
22:20  
  
I was so fat when I turned 18 and shied away from all cameras.  
22:20  
  
before then I was insanely skinny.  
22:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
=(  
22:20  
Daisy Kay  
all skeleton  
22:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
I couldn't picture you a skeleton  
22:21  
Daisy Kay  
my body has been jacked up in so many ways  
22:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
a spooky scary skeleton  
22:21  
Daisy Kay  
I was born with some mild but rare deformities  
22:21  
  
that made me grow awkwardly.  
22:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
Really?  
22:21  
Daisy Kay  
yeah.  
22:22  
  
I "grew into them" I guess?  
22:22  
  
So I kinda look normal just by lookin at me  
22:22  
  
but an x-ray would show it differently  
22:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
From what I've seen you look fine  
22:23  
  
Do you have crooked bones?  
22:23  
  
Because I have a lot of crooked bone problems  
22:23  
Daisy Kay  
no scholiosis  
22:23  
  
but uh  
22:23  
  
yeah  
22:24  
  
one of the more striking things from when I was younger  
22:24  
  
was a hole in my chest... that eventually grew outward, and wasn't too noticable when I got fat... but now I look like I have big pecs even with my binder one.  
22:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
woah  
22:25  
Daisy Kay  
I don't mean a hole like going straight through obviously ha ha  
22:25  
  
but there was missing bone  
22:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol I can sort of picture it  
22:26  
Daisy Kay  
but like I said, I grew into it and you can't see it  
22:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
well that's good =)  
22:27  
Daisy Kay  
it still left my body with a weird shape.  
22:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
I can't see it from your pictures  
22:27  
  
You look good to me  
22:27  
  
I have a foot deformity that for the life of me I can't pronounce  
22:28  
Daisy Kay  
you can see my chest, which I can't hide.  
22:28  
  
even with the binder  
22:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
So by binder, do you mean like a corset type thing?  
22:28  
Daisy Kay  
a chest binder  
22:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
I was kind of confused by what you meant by that the other day  
22:28  
Daisy Kay  
to reduce breast size  
22:28  
  
or flatten  
22:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
I was picturing a trapper keeper on your chest  
22:29  
  
because I'm an idiot  
22:29  
Daisy Kay  
I drew some different styles on twitter  
22:29  
  
https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/460330477958619137 one  
22:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
Can I ask you a personal question?  
22:30  
Daisy Kay  
two https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/459555651916537856  
22:30  
  
wassat  
22:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
How did you get boobs in the first place?  
22:30  
Daisy Kay  
puberty  
22:31  
  
I'm curious what you think I must be. I'm not upset by your question but I wonder why there's an assumption that I am one way  
22:32  
  
I've only ever given lots of false leads in the past.  
22:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm sorry if I offended you  
22:32  
  
I've just never met anyone like you before  
22:32  
Daisy Kay  
I'm not offended, I promise  
22:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just figured you were born a boy  
22:32  
  
But never felt like one on the inside  
22:33  
Daisy Kay  
yeah, that is sometimes the assumption, despite my voice and shape and features.  
22:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
You felt you were a 'neither'  
22:33  
Daisy Kay  
and no adam's apple  
22:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah the voice threw me off  
22:33  
  
because i can tell its real  
22:33  
Daisy Kay  
but being 5'11" and muscular  
22:33  
  
can make people assume one thing  
22:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
You really have no Adams apple?  
22:34  
Daisy Kay  
do you have one?  
22:34  
  
some ladys do  
22:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
No  
22:34  
  
I hope I'm not being too forward  
22:34  
  
But what do you actually have downstairs?  
22:34  
Daisy Kay  
wouldn't you like to know  
22:35  
  
*wiggles eyebrows*  
22:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
:3  
22:35  
Daisy Kay  
*wiggles all over*  
22:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well  
22:35  
Daisy Kay  
*wiggles until they fall apart*  
22:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
My assumption was that you have a penis  
22:35  
Daisy Kay  
I'm going to pretend I have a wiener and balls tonight  
22:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooooh = D  
22:36  
  
I'm sorry if it was a rude question  
22:36  
Daisy Kay  
it's not if you're  
22:36  
  
"interested" in me  
22:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
I am  
22:36  
  
I mean, honestly  
22:36  
  
Nothing phases me  
22:37  
Daisy Kay  
some people don't like wieners and some people don't like vaginas  
22:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
I would never hurt/judge/make fun  
22:37  
Daisy Kay  
so the kind of people I am interested in like both.  
22:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm just genuinely curious  
22:37  
Daisy Kay  
*wink*  
22:37  
  
*WONK*  
22:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like both :3  
22:38  
  
And from what I've been told....I know how to work both...  
22:38  
Daisy Kay  
I've accidentally slipped into my feminine voice a lot lately  
22:38  
  
I'm still lowering my pitch but  
22:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
I heard your pitch in that google glass video  
22:38  
Daisy Kay  
talking so much has made me too comfortable  
22:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
I was like wOAH  
22:39  
Daisy Kay  
yeah it's clearly  
22:39  
  
if you listen close...  
22:39  
  
pitched down  
22:39  
  
lol  
22:39  
  
especially the "man on the street"  
22:39  
  
the one who sounds wonky  
22:39  
  
"google glass what's that?"  
22:39  
  
in the past whenever I didn't have a male voice actor to help me  
22:40  
  
I had to learn to put on a male-ish voice and then pitch it down.  
22:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've done that  
22:40  
  
when I made videos  
22:40  
Daisy Kay  
the easiest male voices to do are gravily ones.  
22:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
Do you use Sony Vegas to do it?  
22:41  
  
I know Lowtax uses Vegas  
22:41  
Daisy Kay  
Mae Questel, the voice of Betty Boop and Olive Oyl, once did Popeye's voice.  
22:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
I effing love that editing software  
22:41  
Daisy Kay  
and it sounds exactly like him  
22:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
=O  
22:41  
Daisy Kay  
one of the reasons I listed her as an influence.  
22:41  
  
I have used everything from Goldwave to SoundForge  
22:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
I haven't used those  
22:43  
  
Vegas is basically easy mode  
22:44  
  
that's why i like it  
22:44  
Daisy Kay  
I use Vegas as well, mostly for timing episodes.  
22:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah  
22:46  
  
baaack in the daaaaaay *cricks back*  
22:46  
  
I used to be into making AMVs  
22:46  
  
all I had was mah virtual dub and windows movie maker  
22:46  
Daisy Kay  
I find Vegas a little too finicky for video editing.  
22:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
it can be  
22:47  
  
yelling at it helps  
22:47  
Daisy Kay  
You need every codec lined up and even then you can still get glitches  
22:47  
  
it's also been bad for editing anything running at 24fps.  
22:47  
  
Even when I fix the settings  
22:47  
  
it hates 24fps.  
22:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah, basically its editing software for babbies  
22:48  
  
accessible and user friendly when you need to do simple stuff  
22:48  
  
which is mostly everything I've done  
22:48  
Daisy Kay  
I just export large .mov files from an fla and it comes out pure and crisp.  
22:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm  
22:49  
Daisy Kay  
*rubs their butt* my bottom hurts...  
22:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
I hate when that happens  
22:50  
Daisy Kay  
oh  
22:50  
  
yeah, another thing  
22:50  
  
even when I decide to be a boy I still go by the name Daisy.  
22:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
22:50  
  
I like Daisy better than Dave  
22:51  
  
Dave was your name before right?  
22:51  
Daisy Kay  
Sent file secrettime-ono-cropp.png.  
22:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
I remember Lowtax kept calling you Dave in the Cry of Fear vids  
22:51  
Daisy Kay  
he was saying something that sounded like that buuuut uh  
22:51  
  
i chose a very VERY generic name  
22:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww I love that pic  
22:52  
Daisy Kay  
when I was being covert  
22:52  
  
I don't mind it I just  
22:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
So was your name always Daisy?  
22:53  
Daisy Kay  
picked the gender-neutral "Shmorky" when I was about... 20 I think?  
22:53  
  
Maybe 19.  
22:53  
  
and never told anyone my real name  
22:53  
  
Sent file secrettime2-cropped.png.  
22:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
d'aaawww  
22:55  
  
I always like the 'Shmorky' handle  
22:56  
  
It fits you so well  
22:56  
Daisy Kay  
Sent file secretem101-cropped.png.  
22:56  
  
it's only when I wanna be neutral  
22:56  
  
but if I am alone with someone I want them to say sexy things to Daisy.  
22:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
22:56  
  
Were you born with the name Daisy?  
22:57  
Daisy Kay  
as a boy or a girl  
22:57  
  
oh wouldn't you like to know?  
22:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
Hey  
22:57  
Daisy Kay  
the answer is probably  
22:57  
  
or I could have been born with the name cassandra  
22:57  
  
possibly  
22:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
There are some kids who are born named shit like Cloud and Pilot Inspector  
22:57  
Daisy Kay  
it's possible.  
22:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
So stranger things have happened  
22:58  
  
Cassandra is such a pretty name  
22:58  
  
I was just born plain old Amanda  
22:58  
Daisy Kay  
http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=12022002  
22:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
but i hate it when people call me Amanda  
22:58  
  
I like Manderz  
22:58  
Daisy Kay  
Mandy sounds cute  
22:59  
  
if you were a boy what name would you have  
22:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahahaha  
22:59  
  
a boy  
22:59  
  
Jack  
22:59  
  
hands down  
22:59  
Daisy Kay  
Jack Manders  
22:59  
  
pi  
22:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
that sounds sexy  
22:59  
Daisy Kay  
*shows badge*  
23:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
My name developed over the years  
23:00  
Daisy Kay  
you're off the case, Manders  
23:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
I got tired of Mandy after a while  
23:00  
  
And then I would have this one co worker who would always come in drunk  
23:00  
  
look at me  
23:00  
  
and yell HEY COMMANDER MANDERZ!  
23:00  
  
And the name stuck like glue  
23:00  
  
And I tried to change my FB name to Commander Manderz  
23:01  
Daisy Kay  
Commandy  
23:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
And they wouldn't accept it  
23:01  
  
So I was like uuuuuuhhhh  
23:01  
  
Kommissar Mandar, being the Falco fan that I am  
23:01  
  
And for whatever reason FB accepted that  
23:01  
  
Der Kommissar's been my favorite song since I was like 8  
23:02  
  
Thogh  
23:02  
  
When you called me Mandy  
23:02  
  
I found it...incredibly sexy  
23:02  
  
It's just a name people closest to me call me  
23:03  
  
And it felt extremely hot, coming from you  
23:03  
Daisy Kay  
honestly I would hate a person on the street calling me Daisy  
23:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's a personal name to you  
23:04  
  
If everyone just started calling you Daisy it would just...cheapen it in a way  
23:04  
Daisy Kay  
I told everyone to call me Shmorky  
23:04  
  
because I am more comfortable being neutral  
23:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm  
23:05  
  
Do they call you Daisy or Shmorky at work?  
23:06  
Daisy Kay  
They call me Shmorky ha ha  
23:06  
  
I made that clear.  
23:06  
  
though....  
23:06  
  
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=383853655086302&set=a.100944603377210.1285.100003850113004&type=1&stream_ref=10  
23:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha I saw this pic  
23:08  
Daisy Kay  
you can see it  
23:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm still wondering what the 'rotten genie pizza' is about  
23:08  
Daisy Kay  
the name  
23:08  
  
one of our "ideas"  
23:08  
  
I forgot  
23:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah  
23:08  
  
Yeah after I added you on skype I figured thats what it must have said  
23:09  
  
and it sure has taken a few beatings over the years, it looks like...  
23:11  
Daisy Kay  
There are times where I don't mind passing for a boy... because it's safer  
23:12  
  
*curls up*  
23:12  
  
*hides under blankets*  
23:12  
  
boys are creeps  
23:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
awwww  
23:12  
  
Well the boys I've known are creeps  
23:12  
Daisy Kay  
they will yell at you and take advantage of you and try to fuck you even though you don't want it  
23:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't like to generalize  
23:13  
  
but  
23:13  
Daisy Kay  
I know that's generalizing  
23:13  
  
yeah  
23:13  
  
but  
23:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
jinx  
23:13  
  
lol  
23:13  
Daisy Kay  
my personal experience made me hide  
23:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
Every boy I've dated  
23:13  
  
Has been a fucking chode  
23:14  
Daisy Kay  
and I hate saying this stuff  
23:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
even ones I haven't dated  
23:14  
Daisy Kay  
and I don't want anyone to know what happened to me  
23:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
I had to watch my cousins boyfriend beat the shit out of her once  
23:14  
Daisy Kay  
because I feel like someone will go "well that explains a lot!"  
23:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
that wasn't fun  
23:14  
Daisy Kay  
it doesn't explain shit  
23:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
eh, don't listen to the armchair psychologists  
23:14  
Daisy Kay  
it's such a common response  
23:15  
  
"wow, no wonder!"  
23:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground  
23:15  
Daisy Kay  
"this explains everything!"  
23:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
If you ever want to talk about what happened  
23:15  
  
I am here  
23:15  
Daisy Kay  
people that aren't even bad  
23:15  
  
well-meaning people  
23:15  
  
they say this  
23:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
There will be no judgement  
23:15  
  
No assumption  
23:15  
Daisy Kay  
I thought I told you everything  
23:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
You said your roommate made you do things you didn't want to  
23:16  
Daisy Kay  
the guy made me suck his dick so I could live at his place  
23:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
I didn't want to press any further than that  
23:16  
Daisy Kay  
and he was so careful not to leave marks on me  
23:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah  
23:16  
Daisy Kay  
so even if I said I was raped I couldn't prove it  
23:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm sorry that happened to you  
23:16  
Daisy Kay  
the burdon of proof is sadly ON the VICTIM  
23:16  
  
and it PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH  
23:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wish I could hold you right now  
23:17  
  
I can't pretend to know how you feel  
23:17  
  
But I was in a similar situation  
23:17  
Daisy Kay  
AND I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN SOME DOUCHE SAYS "WELL LETS GIVE SO AND SO THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT"  
23:17  
  
How about you listen to what the victim has to say first ASSHOLE  
23:17  
  
I don't care if Woody Allen is your fucking hero NO ONE LIES ABOUT THIS  
23:17  
  
NOTHING IS GAINED.  
23:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
I was in Maricopa county AZ when my shit was going down  
23:17  
  
Sheriff Joe's territory  
23:18  
Daisy Kay  
*blush*  
23:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
The cops literally laughed at me and called me crazy when I told them what my roommate was doing to me  
23:18  
Daisy Kay  
*pets you*  
23:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's a fucking joke  
23:18  
Daisy Kay  
no one believes you  
23:18  
  
I remember  
23:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
of course!  
23:18  
Daisy Kay  
telling a few people in an online chat  
23:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
Cops assume it's a lovers spat  
23:19  
Daisy Kay  
just... to tell anyone... as soon as it happened  
23:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
And some psycho bitch woman is trying to fuck up a man's life  
23:19  
  
meanwhile  
23:19  
  
Me and my roommate had NEVER dated  
23:19  
  
not once  
23:19  
  
And I would have to go to work everyday  
23:19  
Daisy Kay  
"wow, did you like it?" "how was it?" "did you have fun?" "oh well did you come on to him" "you must have wanted it" "you didn't try to call the cops you must not be in that bad a shape"  
23:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
and come home to this guy sticking his hand down my shorts  
23:19  
  
grabbing my boobs  
23:20  
Daisy Kay  
*frowns*  
23:20  
  
asshole  
23:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
I would have to physically shove this chode off of me on the couch  
23:20  
  
Because he'd be crawling on top of me  
23:20  
Daisy Kay  
I was so poor at the time  
23:20  
  
I once convinced myself that I was just "lucky"  
23:21  
  
you know, out on my own, having a place to live, far away from an abusive uncle  
23:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
=(  
23:21  
Daisy Kay  
but I came back  
23:21  
  
I came back to my home in Jersey  
23:22  
  
and felt like such a loser  
23:22  
  
and my uncle made me feel worse  
23:22  
  
because I fucking failed  
23:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
My heart goes out to you, Daisy  
23:22  
Daisy Kay  
and I couldn't tell him  
23:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
You don't understand how much it does  
23:22  
Daisy Kay  
*hugga bug*  
23:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
Because that's the situation I'm in right now  
23:22  
Daisy Kay  
I need to streeetch  
23:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
And it kills me every day  
23:22  
Daisy Kay  
*steals you away*  
23:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
Mandy the failure  
23:23  
  
Living back in her parents basement  
23:23  
  
Because between my shitty stressful job and my roommate I had to be hospitalized for a nervous breakdown  
23:23  
  
I went from being in a position to being able to take care of people I cared about  
23:24  
  
To basically being a burden  
23:24  
  
And all my fucking family sees is the wreck I am now  
23:24  
  
They conveniently forget when I was taking all our drug addled aunt and uncles kids into my house to take care of them and get them on their feet  
23:25  
  
Now they just see me as the fuck up  
23:25  
  
Sorry if I'm ranting  
23:25  
Daisy Kay  
they don't fucking know  
23:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
But the situation I'm in in life right now just pisses me the fuck off  
23:25  
Daisy Kay  
and it's impossible to talk about  
23:26  
  
my parents would be so supportive and kind and sweet, but  
23:26  
  
1, it's humiliating.
2, I don't want them to ever know. They have to be protected from this.  
23:26  
  
I feel like it would break my mom  
23:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
=(  
23:27  
  
Why do you say that?  
23:27  
Daisy Kay  
because my parents love me so much  
23:27  
  
and are always worried about me  
23:28  
  
I want them to feel secure and know that I am okay  
23:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
23:29  
  
You're really lucky to have that  
23:29  
  
my parents....eh....not so much  
23:30  
Daisy Kay  
They're supportive of everything I do.  
23:30  
  
I am so lucky, for sure.  
23:30  
  
My mom brags about me working for myself, having my animation on DVDs and movie theaters and television  
23:31  
  
I have a brag mom  
23:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww =3  
23:32  
  
Your mom sounds like a sweetheart  
23:32  
Daisy Kay  
yup  
23:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wish I could have grown up with a mom like that  
23:33  
  
My family is...not the nicest  
23:34  
  
My mom abandoned our family when I was 10  
23:35  
  
for some guy she met  
23:35  
Daisy Kay  
My biodad is somewhere and who cares  
23:35  
  
the dad I have now is my dad  
23:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
23:35  
  
I believe the people who put the time and effort into raising you are what your parents are  
23:36  
Daisy Kay  
he raised me from age 8 and up so he is dad  
23:36  
  
I was never one of those kids that called their step parents by name  
23:36  
  
though I do respect that  
23:36  
  
if you don't wanna call someone dad you don't have to  
23:36  
  
okay I really need to stretch my bones  
23:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
strreeeetch  
23:37  
Daisy Kay  
and maybe make something to eat rather than trembling like a chihuahua  
23:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
I kinda need to too  
23:37  
  
fucking back  
23:38  
Daisy Kay  
fuckback  
23:38  
  
fuck back the night  
23:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
It sucks getting old  
23:38  
  
ahahaha  
23:38  
  
That would make an amazing band name  
23:38  
  
Anyway  
23:53  
  
I'm assing out  
23:53  
  
But listen  
23:53  
  
I just wanted to say  
23:53  
  
I've been through a great deal of shit over the years and there is not a goddamn thing in this world that phases me  
23:53  
  
You honestly can talk to me about anything  
23:54  
  
I don't judge and I don't play at being a psychologist  
23:54  
  
But I'm here to listen, always  
23:54  
  
You're special to me Daisy, you really are  
23:57  
  
You sleep well  
23:58  
  
And if the bedbugs bite I'll kick their asses so hard their butts will turn inside out and come out their mouths  
23:58  
  
Goodnight <3  
23:58  
   Thursday, 01. May 2014 
Kommissar Mandar  
Can I hide under your bed with you? :3  
18:01  
Daisy Kay  
yes please  
20:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
yaaay =D  
20:44  
Daisy Kay  
*kicks legs around under the bed*  
20:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
this is our fort :3  
20:45  
  
Im makin' you a klurf  
20:46  
Daisy Kay  
!  
20:46  
  
I drew an angry little hound today  
20:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
I saw :3  
20:48  
  
Bull dogs are permamad  
20:49  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
20:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
My favorite dogs are basset hounds  
20:52  
  
they always look sad and don't give a fuck  
20:53  
Daisy Kay  
I like mutts  
20:53  
  
I like dogs that haven't been inbred.  
20:53  
  
I like rescued dogs.  
20:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's the better way to do it  
20:54  
Daisy Kay  
yeah. People are dog crazy. It's sad.  
20:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
My favorite thing is just finding animals  
20:55  
  
like I did with my last cat  
20:55  
Daisy Kay  
creating this whole...  
20:57  
  
desire for dogs...  
20:57  
  
they show all these various breeds and put on big shows and reward the breeding  
20:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
In real life, I would never get a dog  
20:58  
Daisy Kay  
I dunno, I have strong feelings about how people treat dogs.  
20:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
because they're too much work  
20:58  
Daisy Kay  
less like companions and more like a life accessory.  
20:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm more of a cat person because cats just kinda do their own thing  
20:59  
Daisy Kay  
so that a bunch of them have health problems based on the way they are bred for asthetic reasons...  
20:59  
  
and the overbred dogs that don't get adopted get sent to pounds.  
21:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
They fucked dalmations up 9 ways from sunday  
21:01  
Daisy Kay  
yeah.  
21:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
they are...vicious  
21:01  
Daisy Kay  
Disney was partly to blame!  
21:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yup!  
21:01  
  
101 Dalmations  
21:01  
  
A dalmation got loose in Keansburg, where all my friends lived  
21:02  
  
shit  
21:02  
  
It killed and ate a neighbors chihuahua  
21:02  
Daisy Kay  
aw  
21:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah, that dog was fucked up  
21:04  
  
so much better to just find animals lol  
21:05  
  
I often wonder where my old cat is and how she's doing...=(  
21:06  
  
at least it must be better than frying in a parking lot  
21:06  
  
anywho  
21:11  
  
how was your day?  
21:11  
Daisy Kay  
Fine. Did some audio editing...  
21:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooh fun  
21:13  
Daisy Kay  
*boy daisy tugs on the collar of his turtleneck.*  
21:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
toitleneck  
21:16  
  
I'm totally getting my backstreet boys on right now  
21:16  
Daisy Kay  
*pulls the turtleneck up over his chin and mouth.*  
21:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm always getting my 90s boy bands on when I draw in ms paint  
21:17  
  
oh babeh  
21:17  
Daisy Kay  
cuuule.  
21:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
boy Daisy has some serious muscles :3  
21:17  
  
....and then Taylor Swift comes on and I start screaming FUCK repeatedly at my phone  
21:18  
Daisy Kay  
*The little teen tries to flex his muscle, but his arms are all scrawny.*  
21:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
Thin muscle is the best muscle  
21:18  
  
It's them scrawny boys that you don't wanna mess with in a fight  
21:19  
  
I learned that from Fight Club  
21:19  
  
but nonetheless  
21:19  
  
skinny boys are where its at :3  
21:19  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks down at his little round tummy.*  
21:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
still adorable =P  
21:22  
Daisy Kay  
*brushes his fluffy bangs from his eyes.*  
21:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
*brushes your hair back and gives you a big kiss on the snoot*  
21:23  
Daisy Kay  
*wrinkles his freckled face a bit and giggles. He rubs his snoot where you smooched it.*  
21:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
*kisses each freckle individually*  
21:25  
  
*then kisses your puffy eyebrows*  
21:25  
Daisy Kay  
*sits by you and watches you while you're at your computer, looking at whatever you are looking at.*  
21:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
ooooh you're gonna love what I'm looking at  
21:30  
Daisy Kay  
*swings his feet from his chair.*  
21:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
*picks boy Daisy up and bounces him on my knee*  
21:32  
Daisy Kay  
*The smaller teen blushes at just how easily you can pick him up and hold him. He pouts and crosses his arms as you bounce him there on your knee.*  
21:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Squeezes boy Daisy until he's smooshed against my boobs*  
21:36  
Daisy Kay  
*bites his bottom lip, slipping his hands between his legs as he feels your soft breasts pressing against his back.*  
21:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
Do you like the way they feel?  
21:40  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy doesn't answer with words, but he does make a strained noise from deep in his throat. He wriggles around in your lap.*  
21:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww, is Daisy shy? =3  
21:42  
  
Maybe Daisy will like the present I left on his facebook...  
21:42  
Daisy Kay  
((I was worried for a minute but it's actually a nice, funny picture!))  
21:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
thank you! =D  
21:44  
  
*Snuggles you to her boobs*  
21:47  
Daisy Kay  
*makes tiny pup-like noises.*  
21:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
21:49  
  
*trails kisses down your neck from behind*  
21:49  
  
*tickles your tummy*  
21:50  
Daisy Kay  
*wriggles around* he he, hey, stoppit!  
21:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
nawp  
21:51  
  
*tickles under your arms*  
21:51  
Daisy Kay  
*squeals with laughter, kicking his legs.*  
21:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Tickles the bottom of your feet*  
21:54  
  
You're so ticklish :3  
21:55  
Daisy Kay  
yeah, I kind of am.  
21:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
21:56  
  
*Stops tickling and holds you close*  
21:56  
  
*Kisses your hair*  
21:57  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy bites on his thumb*  
21:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww, there's no need to be nervous Daisy...  
22:01  
  
*squeezes your nice round butt*  
22:02  
Daisy Kay  
*the boy cringes as you touch his rear end and feel the suspiciously soft plushness underneath his pants.*  
22:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
*gasps and lets a slight moan escape*  
22:04  
  
mmmm, what are you hiding under there...  
22:04  
  
*starts to pull down your pants*  
22:05  
  
your butt is sooo soft...:3  
22:07  
  
*runs nails across your left buttcheek*  
22:07  
Daisy Kay  
*Tries to squirm out of your lap.*  
22:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
You don't have to be shy, Daisy...  
22:08  
  
*Runs nails across your back*  
22:10  
  
*Nuzzles up to your ear...breathing into it and biting softly*  
22:10  
  
bleh, my shirts uncomfortable  
22:13  
  
*takes off shirt and sits in bra, laying your head against her boobs*  
22:13  
Daisy Kay  
*Rests his fluffy head on your chest.*  
22:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have to say  
22:15  
  
I'm really curious as to what boy Daisy looks like with his pants off :3  
22:15  
Daisy Kay  
*gulps nervously.*  
22:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
<3  
22:16  
  
*massages your shoulders* relax, baby....  
22:20  
  
I love the way your skin feels...  
22:28  
Daisy Kay  
Really? *Daisy rubs his own skin "I guess I don't know..."*  
22:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
mm hmmm  
22:29  
  
It feels like fine silk...  
22:29  
  
strong, yet soft  
22:29  
Daisy Kay  
*Despite being a dirty, naughty little boy he smells a lot like vanilla cakes.*  
22:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmmm, I thought that's what I smelled  
22:31  
  
why do you say you're a naughty little boy?  
22:31  
Daisy Kay  
((I dunno. I don't much trust boys unless they are under someone's thumb.))  
22:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well I trust you, Daisy...Do you trust me?  
22:33  
Daisy Kay  
yeah, heh.  
22:33  
  
am I speakin in or out of character?  
22:33  
  
eh either way...  
22:34  
  
*leans on you*  
22:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol I just wanted to hear you say it again  
22:34  
  
*Turns you to face me and kisses you square on the mouth*  
22:34  
Daisy Kay  
*smooches back.*  
22:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmm  
22:35  
  
*slips tongue into your naught boy mouth*  
22:36  
  
*works fingers into your hair*  
22:36  
Daisy Kay  
nff...  
22:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
*what's that hardness I feel in your pants, Daisy?*  
22:37  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks down between his legs "You can feel that?" He wriggles around in your lap.*  
22:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yes I can, and I like the way it feels...  
22:41  
  
*Stroked it through your pants gently888  
22:42  
  
*Daisy, I would let you do whatever you wanted to me...*  
22:43  
  
...anything  
22:43  
Daisy Kay  
Can we snuggle? *He leans against you, feeling all small and vulnerable as you touch him.*  
22:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
Of course, sweetling  
22:44  
  
I love snuggling with you = )  
22:45  
  
*pulls blankets over us*  
22:47  
Daisy Kay  
*snuzzles*  
22:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
*runs nails from your back down to your butt, scratching lightly*  
22:49  
  
I wanna snuzzle you and keep you warm all night...  
22:51  
  
*squeezes you close*  
22:56  
  
*tweaks your snoot*  
23:07  
Daisy Kay  
I feel a big floaty...  
23:08  
  
*rubs his head on you.* My body feels cold yet warm  
23:08  
  
and I'm a little tired...  
23:08  
  
but I wanna spend some more time with you  
23:08     
  
you  
23:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
23:09  
  
I always feel so nice holding you  
23:09  
  
Do you want me to nurse you to sleep, sweetheart?  
23:10  
Daisy Kay  
~~~  
23:13     
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm  
23:13  
  
*pulls off bra*  
23:13  
Daisy Kay  
*perks up, staring at your boobs*  
23:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Come on now, Daisy, you need to drink....*  
23:14  
  
Be a good boy....  
23:15  
Daisy Kay  
*blushes "yes ma'am..." He leans forward and puts his lips around your nipple*  
23:15  
  
*closes his eyes as he gently sucks on you.*  
23:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
*gasps slightly as you suck*  
23:15  
  
That's it....that's how you be a good boy...  
23:16  
  
*Rubs your back as you suck*  
23:17  
Daisy Kay  
*rustling sounds some from under the boy's soft jeans as he wiggles around and gets comfy.*  
23:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
You can take off your pants Daisy, it's okay  
23:17  
  
I'll keep you warm....  
23:18  
  
My sweet little boy...  
23:18  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy's too shy. He grabs at his jeans, tugging, but pulling them up a bit. He slurps at your nipple inside his mouth, his tongue flicking against it.*  
23:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
*ooooh, that feels so nice*  
23:19  
  
Does it taste good, sweetling?  
23:19  
Daisy Kay  
*looks up at you with dreamy half-open eyes "mm-hmm" he says with his mouth full.*  
23:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww, you like that...  
23:21  
  
*wraps leg around you*  
23:22  
  
*pulls you even closer*  
23:22  
  
*presses knee against your inner thighs*  
23:24  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy giggles nervously as you press your knee against him.*  
23:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
*moves knee higher*  
23:27  
  
*you've been such a good boy for Mandy..*  
23:27  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy makes a nervous whimper as you move your knee up further, pressing against the softness that's under his jeans. He tugs his shirt down anxiously.*  
23:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww, such a shy boy...  
23:31  
  
Don't be a wuss ^_~  
23:31  
Daisy Kay  
*The boy whines "come on, Mandy, dooon't..." he tries to pull himself away now, but you make sure to grab onto him and keep him from getting away.*  
23:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
shhhh...it's okay Daisy, you don't have to be shy in front of me.  
23:35  
  
Here, I'll take off my pants first...  
23:35  
  
*Pulls down her pants revealing thong undernearth*  
23:35  
  
Do you like the way that looks, Daisy?  
23:35  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy is clearly hiding something. He grips his waistband as he looks at the girl's sexy, thin, almost see-through thong underwear. He looks away bashfully "you look really pretty... b-but I can't take off my pants..." he whimpers, his knees knocking together as he stands in front of you.*  
23:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
WHat are you hiding from me, wussy boy? ^_~  
23:38  
  
I'm gonna tickle you until you take your pants off....  
23:40  
  
*tickles under your arms*  
23:40  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy giggles and squirms, rubbing his thighs together "no stop!" he laughs, backing up and almost falling.*  
23:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
*tickles your tummy*  
23:43  
  
I'm not stopping till you take your pants off....  
23:43  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy isn't going to pull his pants down on his own, being a stubborn boy. He clearly needs someone to take charge of him.*  
23:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
Naughty little boy...  
23:46  
  
*I unbutton and slowly unzip the fly of Daisy's jeans, firmly tugging them off and throwing them at the wall*  
23:47  
Daisy Kay  
~~~  
23:48     
Kommissar Mandar  
ssssshhhhhh, don't cry, Daisy....  
23:49  
  
*Holds Daisy close to her chest, so close you can feel her heart beating*  
23:50  
  
Lots of boys have to wear diapers...and girls too  
23:50  
  
there's nothing wrong with it  
23:50  
Daisy Kay  
*whimpers, leaning his head on the girl's chest. You feel the boy's hot face as you hold it close to your skin.*  
23:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
ssshhh, my sweetheart, there's no reason to feel embarassed...  
23:51  
  
*lightly brushes her nails along the waistline of your pampers*  
23:52  
  
You know I'd never tell anyone, sweetheart...  
23:52  
Daisy Kay  
*despite all the layers you can still feel the hardness pressing against you.*  
23:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmm, you really must be packing some heat under those pampers, huh?  
23:54  
  
*rubs your crotch as it becomes warmer and warmer*  
23:54  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy bites his bottom lip. You have to wonder just how big it is. Feeling it from the outside you can hardly tell, but it defintely feels large for a teenage boy his size.*  
23:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmm, it feels so very big....  
23:56  
  
*Mandy takes off her lacy pink thong*  
23:57  
  
*Takes Daisy's hand and brings it to her crotch*  
23:57  
  
Do you feel that wetness, Daisy?  
23:57  
  
That's what you do to me...  
23:57  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy watches curiously. He gasps sharply as you hold his hand to your wet pussy. He swallows hard. His dick throbs against him and he almost cums himself!*  
23:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmmm  
23:58  
  
*brushes your hard cock through your pampers*  
23:58  
   Friday, 02. May 2014 
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy reaches for his waistband and finally pulls down, revealing his hard cock to you. His balls raise slightly at the same time his erection twitches. The tip of his dick glistens wetly.*  
00:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmm, what a beautiful cock...  
00:01  
  
it's perfect....  
00:01  
  
*trails kisses down your belly*  
00:02  
  
*takes your cock in hand and gently licks the tip*  
00:02  
Daisy Kay  
*shudders and sighs. The thick, 8-inch dick throbs in anticipation as you kiss lower and lower. He lets out a pitiful whimper as you lick the tip.*  
00:03  
  
((*blush* ahhh... I dunno how late I can stay up tonight...))  
00:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmm this won't take long, sweetheart  
00:04  
  
*thrusts your cock into my mouth*  
00:04  
  
*the tip brushes against the back of my throat as I deepthroat*  
00:04  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy gasps and shivers, holding the back of your head. He bucks his hips slightly as you suck his cock. "Nnngh, don't... you're gonna make me..."*  
00:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
gonna make you what...baby?  
00:05  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy arches his back and lets out a sharp gasp. Thick, creamy cum starts to leak from the tip of his cock. It spurts against your mouth and the rest trails down your hand. He tenses up as he orgasms so quickly and suddenly!*  
00:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
*swallows your cum greedily*  
00:07  
  
That'll help you sleep tonight, darling...  
00:07  
Daisy Kay  
*whimpers, looking down at you.*  
00:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
*gives a final suck and rocks your oversensitive cock*  
00:07  
Daisy Kay  
*Rests his head on top of yours.*  
00:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
*purrs*  
00:10  
  
Sleep well, angel....  
00:10  
Daisy Kay  
I'm still awake I just, um...  
00:11  
  
I'm getting tired.  
00:11  
  
but I wanna snuggle.  
00:11  
  
*wraps their arms around you*  
00:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
00:11  
  
*strokes your hair*  
00:11  
  
Are you warm enough, sweetie?  
00:12  
Daisy Kay  
mm-hmm  
00:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
good, *kisses your cheek*  
00:15  
  
you're so cuddle-able  
00:20  
  
*squeezes you tight*  
00:23  
  
Hey you =P  
20:03  
  
I have something special for you  
20:03  
  
*cue elephant from Diddy Kong's voice*  
20:03  
Daisy Kay  
I am still at work  
20:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah gotcha  
20:05  
  
Say hi to Lowtax for me  
20:05  
Daisy Kay  
I am home now  
21:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
yay =D  
21:48  
  
have a good day at work?  
21:48  
Daisy Kay  
yes ma'am.  
21:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
In real life, it probably has its mundane points, but i still stand by the fact that you have basically the funnest job ever  
21:54  
  
I'm just playing Castlevania Symphony of the Night and saying 'fuck' at my television repeatedly  
21:54  
Daisy Kay  
ooh. Okay  
21:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
anywho  
21:56  
  
I did something...different today  
21:56  
  
I think you'll like it  
21:56  
  
Sent file CAM00846_zps80e029a9.jpg.  
21:57  
  
Sent file CAM00794_zps8ff7ba0a.jpg.  
21:57  
  
Sent file CAM00829_zps0bc4374b.jpg.  
21:58  
  
Sent file CAM00801_zpse6c8aa56.jpg.  
21:58  
  
Sent file CAM00858_zpsd5e461d9.jpg.  
21:58  
Daisy Kay  
aww. You look adorable. I just want to rock you in my arms and sing into your ear  
21:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmm *purrs at the thought*  
22:00  
Daisy Kay  
Where did you even get that?  
22:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
grocery store  
22:00  
  
Just basic adult diapers  
22:00  
Daisy Kay  
he he  
22:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wanted cuter ones but i knew my fat ass wouldn't fit  
22:01  
Daisy Kay  
I've never worn any in my life but I have uh... taken care of girls with them before. I think I told you, I tend to be the nuturing one  
22:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
You have, Mama Daisy :3  
22:02  
Daisy Kay  
I dunno it's... funny how they come to me~ *blush* it's like they can tell I am just the type of person that will make someone feel all small and cared for  
22:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
The thought of you taking care of me brings a smile to my face...  
22:03  
  
It's your voice, I think  
22:04  
  
you have a certain sweetness to your voice  
22:04  
Daisy Kay  
well I used to hide my voice, so  
22:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh  
22:05  
Daisy Kay  
they could still tell  
22:05  
  
ha ha  
22:05  
  
back when I was putting on this masculine facade  
22:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've only ever seen two pictures of your face  
22:05  
  
but there is a softness to it  
22:05  
  
that's just...nice  
22:05  
Daisy Kay  
yeah. It used to be softer (fatter)  
22:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol, I didn't mean it like that  
22:06  
Daisy Kay  
no, I know  
22:06  
  
I have like  
22:06  
  
a babyface  
22:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
Babyface Mallone  
22:06  
  
You do though, it's adorable :3  
22:06  
  
You probably get people thinking your much younger than you are, huh?  
22:07  
Daisy Kay  
now I do.  
22:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
same here  
22:07  
Daisy Kay  
but a long time ago when I was eating poorly and  
22:07  
  
stuff  
22:07  
  
I looked 30.  
22:08  
  
I looked 30 before I was even 20.  
22:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
i used to get harrassed by my ex boyfriends mom because she was convinced I was under 18  
22:08  
  
really?  
22:08  
  
i couldn't picture that  
22:08  
  
In the last picture you showed me you look about 25  
22:09  
Daisy Kay  
I am 31 now.  
22:10  
  
Sent file IMG_0605.JPG.  
22:10  
  
I left my new picture at work argh  
22:10  
  
that usually doesn't happen  
22:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
such pretty color eyes...  
22:11  
Daisy Kay  
you have a really nice body. I'm jealous.  
22:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww, thank you *blush* = 3  
22:11  
  
you do too, you know  
22:12  
  
very sexy legs...  
22:13  
Daisy Kay  
you have thighs to die for  
22:14  
  
*kisses your thigh*  
22:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
:$  
22:14  
  
*mmmmm*  
22:15  
  
Your lips are so soft, i bet  
22:15  
Daisy Kay  
*squishes your cheeks* lookit the widdle baby.  
22:15  
  
*lifts you up and squeezes you.*  
22:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
*coos*  
22:15  
  
weeee  
22:16  
  
squeeze me harder, mama Daisy = 3  
22:16  
Daisy Kay  
Sent file IMG_0543.JPG.  
22:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
nice lips = )  
22:18  
  
*kisses*  
22:18  
Daisy Kay  
Sent file IMG_0542.JPG.  
22:19  
  
I just took these for fun  
22:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol  
22:19  
  
I have to say  
22:20  
  
The comic you posted really hit home with me  
22:21  
Daisy Kay  
yeah I also go on business trips  
22:21  
  
c:  
22:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahahaha  
22:21  
  
I meant the other one, silly  
22:21  
  
I tend to be the joker around people I know  
22:22  
  
even though I'm depressed a good amount of the time...  
22:22  
  
people forget you have feelings when you're the jokster...  
22:23  
  
pretty much the story of my life  
22:23  
  
and i've never been on a business trip lol  
22:26  
  
i used to work at a place where everybody got to go on business trips but me =9  
22:26  
Daisy Kay  
I'm going on one soon.  
22:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
I was quite bitter about it  
22:26  
  
ooooh where? =O  
22:26  
Daisy Kay  
I might do two if I make an extra thousand dollars somehow ha ha  
22:26  
  
I know I'll make a lot of money at SPX, but the other convention before it will be expensive because it's in San Fran and getting there costs a lot of money for some reason  
22:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
Its purdy there  
22:28  
  
I wish I could go see you at SPX  
22:29  
  
also I would give anything to drive to California again  
22:31  
  
because goddamn that was so nice...  
22:31  
  
If my car had infinite gas I would drive you  
22:31  
Daisy Kay  
*dresses you up in some old-timey street urchin clothes and puts one of those lumpy tough-kid hats on you.*  
22:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahahaha  
22:33  
  
*SIIIIRRR, do you have a hay penny?*  
22:33  
  
Do you drive?  
22:34  
Daisy Kay  
I lived in philly for eight years  
22:34  
  
I may have forgotten how to drive.  
22:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah  
22:35  
  
I don't think I ever learned, I just do it half assedly  
22:36  
  
during my drivers test I literally fucked up EVERYTHING  
22:36  
  
yet they still gave me my license...  
22:36  
  
to this day I cannot parallel park  
22:36  
  
and I've been driving for 8 years  
22:37  
Daisy Kay  
I kept failing the computer tests because I could never memorize the unimportant numbers  
22:37  
  
How many feet away do you park from a fire hydrant?  
22:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
beats the shit out of me  
22:37  
  
I failed that like 4 times  
22:37  
Daisy Kay  
If I said 100 well then that should be at least partial credit  
22:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
and I really only passed it the 5th time out of pure luck...by 1 point  
22:37  
Daisy Kay  
how many car-lengths should you be from other cars during a rain storm  
22:38  
  
one question was actually not in the book I had at the time  
22:38  
  
I complained about this and tried to explain it but no one would listen to me  
22:39  
  
"well it's right here in this book" and I had the other book "well it's not in THIS ONE"  
22:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
the whole test is bullshit  
22:40  
  
all 6 of them or however many there are now  
22:40  
Daisy Kay  
so I failed one test because they updated one thing  
22:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'd be piissssed  
22:40  
Daisy Kay  
I have dyscalculia.  
22:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
22:41  
Daisy Kay  
I had to figure out numbers by using a completely different part of my brain  
22:42  
  
and it's still hard work  
22:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh that's a thing?  
22:42  
  
I"m sorry, I didn't mean to laugh =(  
22:42  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
22:42  
  
haha  
22:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
*puts foot in mouth*  
22:42  
Daisy Kay  
it's okay it's one of those things that is still not as understood as other things  
22:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have immense trouble with numbers as well  
22:43  
  
Math is a main reason I dropped out of college  
22:44  
Daisy Kay  
I mean think about how it wasn't that long ago that people thought using your left hand to do things was "wrong."  
22:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
THEY FUCKED ME UP IN KINDERGARTEN BECAUSE OF THAT SHIT  
22:44  
Daisy Kay  
dycalculia is just kind of being studied right now.  
22:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
They made me write with my right hand  
22:44  
  
even though I was a leftie  
22:45  
Daisy Kay  
Are you ambidexterous or just left-handed?  
22:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
I can write with both, but Im quicker with my right hand because I'm used to it  
22:45  
Daisy Kay  
yeah I actually can't use my left hand for drawing!  
22:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
but my handwriting is terrible  
22:46  
Daisy Kay  
I wish I could  
22:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
do you write with your left hand?  
22:46  
Daisy Kay  
nope  
22:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah  
22:47  
  
yeah, I could never draw with my left hand  
22:47  
Daisy Kay  
my hand-writing is pretty amazing if I may be honest  
22:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
=3  
22:48  
  
mine is chicken scratch  
22:48  
  
one thing I do know  
22:48  
Daisy Kay  
I write my letters all fancy  
22:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
My religion teacher back in 10th grade explained it  
22:48  
Daisy Kay  
like typeface  
22:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
lefties were looked down upon because back in the day, your left hand was the hand traditionally used to wipe your ass  
22:48  
Daisy Kay  
I write like how you see these words being typed yeah.  
22:49  
  
haha  
22:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
holy shit...  
22:49  
Daisy Kay  
your left hand is also your "sinister" hand  
22:49  
  
evil, unlucky  
22:49  
  
sinister is latin for left  
22:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
holy crap really?  
22:50  
Daisy Kay  
I'm surprised no one ever told you that  
22:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
nope!  
22:51  
  
I went to catholic school for 4 years and it was never mentioned  
22:51  
  
either that or I was sleeping  
22:51  
  
one or the other!  
22:51  
Daisy Kay  
I went to catholic sunday school.  
22:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah  
22:52  
  
I've actually never been to sunday school  
22:52  
  
I'm not even catholic  
22:52  
Daisy Kay  
I actually did the whole thing  
22:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
I only went to catholic school because our public school was a fuckin' zoo  
22:52  
Daisy Kay  
up to confirmation  
22:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh wow  
22:52  
Daisy Kay  
even though I don't even...  
22:53  
  
believe in... what they believe in.  
22:53  
  
I'm hardcore agnostic.  
22:53  
  
I steadfastly refuse to believe or disbelieve anything.  
22:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
I believe we're all just the daydream of an autistic kid looking at a snow globe  
22:53  
  
jk  
22:53  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
22:54  
  
in a hospital.  
22:54  
  
we're a hospital.  
22:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yes O_O  
22:54  
Daisy Kay  
but uh  
22:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
In all seriousness, I am agnostic  
22:54  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah I mean  
22:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just say what's unknown is unknown  
22:54  
Daisy Kay  
whatever there is... we're not gonna know  
22:55  
  
I don't understand how anyone can be so sure  
22:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
not to be grimdark, but that is one of the things that has kept me from killing myself  
22:55  
  
Because you just don't know what's on the other side...  
22:56  
Daisy Kay  
well  
22:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
Plus, I almost died once, and it was really, really, really terrifying...  
22:56  
Daisy Kay  
the thing that keeps me from doing it is knowing I'll hurt more people than I will make happy  
22:56  
  
there are times when I am strangly unafraid  
22:56  
  
and that makes me nervous  
22:57  
  
because then I start thinking "I could just... do it... at those times"  
22:57  
  
but I don't because, again, it would hurt way too many people  
22:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
I couldn't imagine why you would want to, being that you have so much, but everyone has their own subjective pain and struggles  
22:58  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
22:58  
  
I'm broken. Busted. I wanted to die even before bad stuff happened to me.  
22:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
You always say your broken....why? = (  
22:59  
Daisy Kay  
,  
22:59  
  
when someone  
22:59  
  
takes a part of you  
22:59  
  
when they take advantage of you  
23:00  
  
it changes you  
23:00  
  
You're different forever  
23:00  
  
there is no going back from it  
23:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
= (  
23:00  
Daisy Kay  
It's like being murdered expecting still being alive to live with the reality.  
23:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm so sorry that had to happen to you, sweetheart...  
23:01  
  
*holds you close*  
23:02  
Daisy Kay  
but yeah, my teenage years were lousy  
23:02  
  
and that is the worst time to have a bad time  
23:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm  
23:03  
Daisy Kay  
because your body is changing and your brain is already messed up  
23:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
It shapes you  
23:03  
  
What happens then  
23:03  
Daisy Kay  
but our family was really fucking poor  
23:03  
  
and we had so much bad luck  
23:04  
  
shit just kept happening to us and it was hilarious whenever people heard about it. We lived in one of those single-wide trailers in a place surrounded by people with "real houses."  
23:05  
  
the foundation broke, we didn't have electricity or running water or heat, we had to eat cereal with powdered milk, we did all that for two weeks before our insurance paid for a cheap hotel that we had to stay in for six months and during that time the trailer also caught on fire  
23:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh jesus christ...  
23:08  
  
I couldn't imagine... = (  
23:08  
Daisy Kay  
and that's funny to kids  
23:08  
  
because you're poor  
23:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
fuck kids  
23:08  
Daisy Kay  
you are poor, pathetic trash  
23:08  
  
you dumb, poor, shitty trash... with your shitty, ratty shoes that are falling apart  
23:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
this was in Jersey?  
23:09  
Daisy Kay  
this was in Virginia  
23:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah  
23:09  
  
I"m so sorry, sweetheart...  
23:09  
Daisy Kay  
we were surrounded by people more well off than us  
23:09  
  
also hicks  
23:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
well I know hicks...  
23:11  
Daisy Kay  
the kind of hicks with money  
23:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's the majority of my family  
23:11  
Daisy Kay  
so they're extra douchy  
23:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
i know em with and without...  
23:11  
  
My father's side of my family are basically sociopaths with lots of money  
23:12  
  
I feel terrible that you had to go through that...  
23:13  
Daisy Kay  
and me not being able to handle it was my fault  
23:14  
  
I was always being treated like some kind of criminal after my suicide attempt.  
23:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
I know few who could live like that and handle it well...  
23:14  
  
... = (  
23:14  
  
I know that feeling  
23:14  
Daisy Kay  
after columbine every depressed kid was a suspect  
23:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
After my breakdown in AZ I basically became a leper  
23:15  
Daisy Kay  
bullies were not a problem  
23:15  
  
only the depressed, sad kids  
23:15  
  
The upside is that I went to therapy and got to take neato drugs. I wonder if my problems I have now are because I'm not getting enough drugs  
23:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
heh....  
23:16  
Daisy Kay  
because I was fine for a while but my depression and anxiety has been getting worse  
23:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
My mother was an....interesting lady  
23:17  
  
she fed me all kinds of pills when I was little because I had a "problem"  
23:17  
  
they put me on some weird med once at her request  
23:17  
  
I was 5  
23:17  
  
the next day I said I was gonna take my dads gun and murder everyone in the house  
23:18  
Daisy Kay  
drugs are actually very good for you  
23:18  
  
but  
23:18  
  
they are all different  
23:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
depends what kind  
23:18  
  
I should know  
23:18  
  
I'm a pillhead and a half  
23:18  
Daisy Kay  
no two problems are the same  
23:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
I used to pop oxy like it was candy  
23:19  
Daisy Kay  
and pills should be tested and figured out  
23:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
I know klonopin works wonders for my anxiety  
23:19  
  
have you ever tried it?  
23:20  
Daisy Kay  
nah, I was only effexor and one other thing  
23:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
klonopin and kratom are my best friends  
23:22  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
23:22  
  
there are people that are so anti-pill that it makes me annoyed  
23:23  
  
telling someone to "go off their meds" is bad advice.  
23:23  
  
always.  
23:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
I was so put off by medication from the shit my mother put me through I actually joined the Church of Scientology once  
23:23  
  
Yeah, I was HARDCORE stupid when I was younger  
23:24  
Daisy Kay  
"it makes you high and stupid and it's bad for your brain you should just be sad!"  
23:24  
  
haha they are also anti-therapy  
23:24     
Kommissar Mandar  
honest to god, I now believe every drug known to civilized man should be legal  
23:24  
  
because I do not give a fuck  
23:24  
  
I don't give a fuck if heroin killed your grandpa  
23:25  
  
I don't give a fuck if cocaine makes the baby jesus cry  
23:25  
  
People should just be able to fuck themselves up if that's their fancy  
23:26  
  
because ultimately everyone finds a way to do it anyway  
23:26  
Daisy Kay  
if you're against it you better be against cigarettes and alcohol too  
23:27  
  
but no, it is always double-standard douches  
23:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh god...the debates that have happened in this house....  
23:27  
Daisy Kay  
I hate all drugs  
23:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
WEED WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE *sips 5th martini*  
23:27  
Daisy Kay  
I don't do any  
23:27  
  
and weed, to me, doesn't count  
23:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
I would do anything other than meth and heroin  
23:28  
Daisy Kay  
it does absolutely NOTHING to me.  
23:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
really?  
23:28  
  
are you sure you just didn't have bad weed?  
23:28  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah. I don't get high.  
23:28  
  
everyone else does  
23:28  
  
and I like being around them  
23:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
If I gave you Arizona weed you would not be saying that  
23:29  
Daisy Kay  
oh please  
23:29  
  
everyone  
23:29  
  
EVERYONE says that  
23:29  
  
haha  
23:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
I could tell you stories about me and Arizona weed...  
23:29  
Daisy Kay  
no one wants to believe me when I make certain statements  
23:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
screaming at the Disney channel at 2 in the morning.....  
23:29  
Daisy Kay  
like I've only reached full orgasm from sex twice in my life and everyone wants to be the person the prove me wrong  
23:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
the Metallica bagel...  
23:30  
Daisy Kay  
"I bet I can do it" no please you are setting yourself up for failure pleeease I really like you  
23:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm actually sitting here laughing my ass off because I'm just going through various flashbacks...  
23:31  
  
oh I believe you on that  
23:31  
Daisy Kay  
thank you  
23:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
men can't give me orgasms  
23:31  
  
and then they blame me  
23:31  
  
cause I READ ON REDDIT THAT ITS CAUSE YOU HAVE TOO MUCH EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE  
23:31  
Daisy Kay  
yeah dudes can't do it  
23:32  
  
and I have known some really cute guys  
23:32  
  
A while back I decided  
23:32  
  
they're just fun to look at and talk to  
23:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
90% of me and my ex boyfriends fights were about sex  
23:33  
  
ahahaha pretty much  
23:33  
Daisy Kay  
but that's as far as I'll take it with them  
23:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
I can't go through it with men anymore  
23:33  
  
that's not to say all men are the same  
23:33  
  
but...the ones I've known are chodes  
23:33  
Daisy Kay  
it's fine.  
23:34  
  
*flexes their muscles "I'll be man!"*  
23:34  
  
*lifts you up and carries you on their shoulders*  
23:34  
  
*runs around in a circle*  
23:34  
  
Hey, how tall are you?  
23:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
5 2'  
23:35  
Daisy Kay  
ah yes  
23:35  
  
I remember now  
23:35  
  
god why am I so tall  
23:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
You're probably a head taller than me :3  
23:35  
Daisy Kay  
I don't even feel like 5'11" is tall  
23:35  
  
and yet I am always lookin down at girls *pouts*  
23:36  
  
*gets on their knees*  
23:36  
  
*scoots around on the floor*  
23:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
i think tallness is cute = 3  
23:36  
  
*jumps on your shoulders*  
23:38  
  
Sent file 0706132238-01.jpg.  
23:41  
Daisy Kay  
Sent file secrettime221-dicks-cropped.png.  
23:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
memories.......  
23:41  
  
aawwww = 3  
23:42  
Daisy Kay  
is that crash  
23:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yes it is!!  
23:42  
  
and that is a dwindling plate full of bacon  
23:42  
  
and the phone on the bed took a dip in the Salt River...  
23:42  
Daisy Kay  
Sent file secrettime213-cropped.png.  
23:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
sexay klurfs = 3  
23:43  
Daisy Kay  
Sent file secrettime219.png.  
23:43  
  
yeah I don't really like to draw dirty BUT I will do it for people I care about  
23:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
23:44  
Daisy Kay  
Sent file slumbeeparty.png.  
23:44  
  
and here is an innocent picture  
23:45  
  
but it's still private because it was made for a friend  
23:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
eeee the klurf in the glasses <3  
23:45  
Daisy Kay  
Sent file lick.gif.  
23:47  
  
and here is the only dirty animation I ever made  
23:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
hold on, my computer is imploding trying to load it  
23:49  
  
oooh, that's really nice  
23:50  
  
it's so fluid...  
23:51  
  
rather mesmerizing..  
23:51  
Daisy Kay  
fluid  
23:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
*beavis and butthead giggle*  
23:51  
  
heuehuehueheue  
23:51  
  
I had a dirty drawing once  
23:53  
  
but it was an anatomical monstrosity  
23:54  
Daisy Kay  
did you drop it in the mud  
23:54  
  
oh  
23:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
23:54  
  
yeah, I didn't even bother posting it anywhere  
23:54  
Daisy Kay  
yeah I learned how to draw realism before I learned cartoons  
23:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have a doodle somewhere of Jesse and Walter White doing it  
23:54  
Daisy Kay  
I never really do a mixture of the two  
23:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's how you're supposed to do it  
23:55  
  
you have to learn to draw something realistically before you can simply it  
23:55  
Daisy Kay  
yeah it's just  
23:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
ohhhh, I'm gonna find you some real embarassing shit now  
23:55  
  
back from my 14 year old OMG JAPAN phase  
23:56  
Daisy Kay  
I kept trying to draw cartoons as a kid and failing at it  
23:56  
  
yeah I was 14 when I gave everyone anime stuff  
23:56  
  
there was no internet back then so I thought it was oh so original  
23:56  
  
Well there was no internet for ME.  
23:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
I thought everything I did was original because they were my ORIGINAL CHARACTERS!!!111!!!  
23:57  
  
oh god I'm fucking dying...  
23:58  
  
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Shun_Ten_Satsu/MandyFC.jpg  
23:59  
  
I"m cringing right now...  
23:59  
Daisy Kay  
oh and  
23:59  
  
a booby phase  
23:59  
  
I think every artist goes through that  
23:59  
  
looking at boobs  
23:59  
  
and drawing them on everything  
23:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm still in mine  
23:59  
Daisy Kay  
and now that I am at this point in my life I have gone the opposite direction  
23:59  
  
removing boobs  
23:59  
   Saturday, 03. May 2014 
Kommissar Mandar  
boobs are so fun to draw though...  
00:00  
Daisy Kay  
he he  
00:00  
  
I wanna see if I can draw like that  
00:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
draw some boobs on my ORIGINAL SAMURAI VAMPIRE characters...  
00:01  
  
I still can't get over that...  
00:01  
Daisy Kay  
I wanna see if I can  
00:01  
  
I mean  
00:01  
  
Sometimes I do these drawing exercises where I try to draw awkwardly  
00:02  
  
it takes some doing...  
00:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
like drawing something in an awkward pose?  
00:03  
  
oh good gravy...  
00:04  
  
http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Shun_Ten_Satsu/media/LadyPatricawallposter.jpg.html?sort=3&o=872  
00:04  
  
Yeah...boobs were my thing  
00:04  
Daisy Kay  
I would draw  
00:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Shun_Ten_Satsu/MyHeartWillGoOnresized.jpg  
00:06  
Daisy Kay  
big head, big eyes, small arms and hands  
00:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
don't ask me what's going on with Leo Decaprio's face here...  
00:06  
Daisy Kay  
ya know  
00:06  
  
I kinda like that drawing  
00:06  
  
haha  
00:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww really?  
00:06  
Daisy Kay  
yeah it's cute  
00:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
*blush*  
00:07  
  
Yeah, Titanic is one of my biggest guilty pleasure movies  
00:07  
Daisy Kay  
even though I was manipulated by it I still hated it  
00:08  
  
like, I was at that right age  
00:08  
  
where that kind of manipulative romance was easy to string teens like me along  
00:08  
  
so I cried and stuff  
00:09  
  
but I was also able to recognize what a terrible film it was  
00:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
I more like it for the general cinematography  
00:09  
  
And I just associate it with good memories  
00:09  
  
I first saw it when I was 8 and had my first slumber party = 3  
00:10  
  
watching it just gives me good feels...  
00:10  
  
Ironic to say about a movie where 2000 people die icy painful deaths, but oh well  
00:12  
  
ah well, they made a happy version  
00:13  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcj_d8NpsRY  
00:13  
Daisy Kay  
my favorite character from Orange Is The New Black is Dayanara "Daya" Diaz. She draws adorable awkward amateur anime  
00:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
d'aaww  
00:14  
Daisy Kay  
it's really cute  
00:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
ORIGINAL CHARACTER *do not steal*  
00:14  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
00:14  
  
she draws a picture of her boyfriend  
00:14  
  
and he's all bug-eyed and wonky  
00:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww KAWAIIIIII  
00:16  
  
I did that once = (  
00:17  
  
animetized my boyfriend  
00:17  
  
Kawaii desu neeee ugguuuu nite crew biiiiiitch  
00:20  
  
yeah...I was that kid...  
00:20  
  
in all seriousness what sucks is that drawing anime style is a hard habit to break...  
00:21  
  
when you learn to draw that way  
00:22  
  
I try and draw things realistically now and they wind up having an anime look to them, which pisses me off  
00:22  
Daisy Kay  
*leans on you*  
01:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
01:42  
  
*kisses your forhead*  
01:42  
  
I just want you to snuggle me and sing to me = 3  
01:42  
Daisy Kay  
*pats your padded rump and hums into your ear.*  
01:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmm *purrs*  
01:44  
  
*cuddles my rump against your tummy*  
01:45  
Daisy Kay  
what boy name did you say you'd go by again?  
01:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
I changed it  
01:46  
  
I forgot my most most favorite boy name  
01:46  
  
Amadeus  
01:46  
  
That is now my boy name = 3  
01:47  
Daisy Kay  
you could still go by Maddy!  
01:47  
  
haha  
01:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
=O  
01:47  
Daisy Kay  
or Amy  
01:47  
  
hahaha  
01:47  
  
Ami  
01:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
I never even realized...  
01:47  
Daisy Kay  
Oh Amadeus... *cuddles you closely to her boobs.*  
01:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
Am I a good boy, Mama Daisy?  
01:48  
Daisy Kay  
No, but Mama loves you anyway!  
01:49  
  
he he  
01:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
=O  
01:50  
  
Is it about...my pants?  
01:50  
  
I tried to make it to the toilet....  
01:50  
  
I really tried hard... =(  
01:50  
  
I'm sorry...=(  
01:52  
Daisy Kay  
*She bounces you on her knee "Aw, Amadeus you're just a little boy! Maybe if you were a big girl then you wouldn't have that problem... but it's okay!" She gently teases you. She lifts your shirt and blows on your tummy.*  
01:53  
  
heh heh... oh yeah, you should know, I'm not very nice to boys c:  
01:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
=O  
01:54  
  
*pinches you on the butt*  
01:54  
Daisy Kay  
yeep!  
01:54  
  
*spanks your butt!*  
01:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
*giggles*  
01:54  
  
*flicks your snoot*  
01:56  
  
Mama Daisy...will you nurse me before I go to bed, please? = 3  
01:58  
Daisy Kay  
*tugs her shirt, letting her boob flop out. She presses your head to her chest.*  
01:58  
  
I'm actually going to exercise and go to bed soon myself  
01:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wish I could snuggle up in your bed with you  
02:00  
  
*hides in your boobs*  
02:03  
  
I just realized both my names are Falco songs....  
02:06  
  
I love me some Falco  
02:06  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS2QwKRhnds  
19:22  
  
I'm 'avin a giggle  
19:22  
  
the way he says it...crooning gently like a warm and caring grandfather telling you a bedtime story...  
19:22  
Daisy Kay  
I never been able to giggle at that  
19:37  
  
haha  
19:38  
  
while watching that movie with friends when that scene came up I was just like  
19:38  
  
all quiet and uncomfortable  
19:38  
  
I mean I know what is funny about it.  
19:38  
  
the way he says it and he is saying ass  
19:38  
  
and the concept of a dildo going between two asses  
19:39  
  
but on the whole it's too uncomfortable for me to watch ha ha  
19:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just like that old dude actor  
19:45  
  
And not to mention Jennifer Connelly is....yeah  
19:45  
  
there's few things I wouldn't do with her  
19:46  
Daisy Kay  
I was lookin for the recent pic I took and found an older one where I'm not wearing my binder  
19:46  
  
Sent file mewithbiggerbreasts.jpg.  
19:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh wow O_O  
19:47  
  
You have an amazing body  
19:47  
Daisy Kay  
yeah that is too conspicuous lol  
19:47  
  
I prefer having a flat chest  
19:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
Can I ask you something  
19:47  
Daisy Kay  
ask  
19:48  
  
Sent file eyeeyecaptainb.jpg.  
19:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
How is it that you have breasts?  
19:48  
Daisy Kay  
I thought you already asked  
19:48  
  
and I said it was puberty  
19:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
Did I?  
19:49  
  
I'm sorry, I have the memory of a goldfish  
19:49  
Daisy Kay  
yes and then you asked a bunch of other questions  
19:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol I remember now  
19:50  
  
I started growing boobs when I was ridiculously young  
19:51  
  
like 9  
19:51  
  
and for whatever reason I did not have an ass until I was 25  
19:52  
Daisy Kay  
yeah that's how it is for every generation now  
19:52  
  
puberty is starting earlier and earlier.  
19:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
My ass was flat as a board and then recently *poof*  
19:52  
Daisy Kay  
a scary tim to be alive  
19:53  
  
going through puberty that is  
19:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
any time is a scary time to be alive  
19:53  
Daisy Kay  
lol  
19:53  
  
it's not fun  
19:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
except the 20s  
19:53  
  
the 20s looked pretty cool  
19:53  
Daisy Kay  
I'm a flapper  
19:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
You'd look amazing dressed as a flapper  
19:54  
  
I know I was born in the wrong time  
19:59  
  
I would give anything to have been born in the past  
20:00  
  
Grow up during the 60s  
20:01  
  
or be an adult in the 80s even  
20:01  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah I mean  
20:01  
  
maybe if I was born earlier or later...  
20:02  
  
but instead I was in the bad position of graduating around the dot-com bubble burst  
20:02  
  
it was dreadful  
20:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
= (  
20:03  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
20:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
to make you feel better  
20:05  
  
I graduated just as the economy fell into its own butthole  
20:05  
  
= )  
20:05  
Daisy Kay  
the internet economy is doing a LOT better though  
20:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's true  
20:06  
  
Does SA make a lot of money?  
20:06  
Daisy Kay  
enough to keep me paid  
20:07  
  
but I want more  
20:07  
  
I want more out of life than  
20:07  
  
doing a cartoon every single week  
20:07  
  
it's keeping me in this perpetual loop  
20:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
that sounds like a dream life to me  
20:07  
  
but we're all different I guess  
20:08  
Daisy Kay  
I just wanna make  
20:08  
  
movies and games and music videos and shows  
20:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
You have the talent to do it  
20:09  
  
but even now, you have more fame than most could ever hope for  
20:10  
  
I would be happy if anything I wrote got recognition  
20:13  
  
but oh well  
20:19  
  
I'm just a simple person of simple needs  
20:19  
  
I'd be happy just living in a hippy commune out in the desert  
20:21  
  
I passed one driving through Nevada once at it looked awesome  
20:21  
  
http://cache1.asset-cache.net/gc/104334423-abandoned-nothing-billboard-near-phoenix-az-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=vV%2fyLy5sWsAWpn7KwSHjD4zRqJEg9DpCsA0D8bNNEZqC9PElvEogSsvxyEIAOL6b  
20:22  
  
it was pretty awesome passing this  
20:22  
Daisy Kay  
that is good  
20:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
I miss the desert so much = (  
20:23  
  
Have you ever been to Arizona?  
20:24  
Daisy Kay  
no. Just Texas, North Carolina, Virginia, Penn, NJ, Cali, Delaware, and Maryland  
20:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
Living in AZ was the best 6 months of my life  
20:31  
  
I was in Cali for a day once  
20:34  
  
I drove out to LA  
20:34  
  
purdiest drive ever  
20:39  
  
though it's kind of unsettling to think about how easy it could have been for the car to just break down in the desert and get baked alive with no civilization for miles  
20:41  
  
My car battery died in Sedona once but I guess someone up there is looking out for me because it happened in a strip mall  
20:42  
  
it was July so if it happened in the middle of nowhere...yeah  
20:42  
  
Sent file desktop.ini.  
20:45  
  
Sent file IMG_0072.JPG.  
20:47  
  
this used to be my backyard...  
20:48  
Daisy Kay  
Mmm  
20:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sent file IMG_0170.JPG.  
20:49  
  
And this is where I went to go lay the pictures of my twin sister who drowned  
20:49  
  
jk  
20:49  
Daisy Kay  
califooooorniaaaa  
20:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha yes  
20:52  
  
random question  
21:21  
  
would you be willing do design a tattoo for my stepmom?  
21:21  
  
She just wants a ladybug  
21:21  
  
a small one  
21:21  
  
http://i998.photobucket.com/albums/af109/manfrompoot/T2eC16hHJF0E9nmFTMvPBRUZSTUwoQ60_57_zps1967bc04.jpg  
23:06  
  
Luigi is killing me  
23:06  
  
What the hell I.....  
23:06  
Daisy Kay  
yeah! I tweeted this! I love it.  
23:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3627464  
23:37  
  
This whole thread is amazing  
23:37  
Daisy Kay  
it is the official soundtrack to the anime video  
23:37  
  
oh dear I'm not logged in at home  
23:38  
  
and I don't feel like searching for my long-ass password  
23:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
poo  
23:38  
  
well when you do find it, it's a treasure trove of obscure video game stuff  
23:38  
  
like dis  
23:39  
  
http://i.imgur.com/kYrcK51.jpg  
23:39  
Daisy Kay  
https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/401477126227914752  
23:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
Swearing in videogames was just not a big deal in Japan I suppose  
23:41  
Daisy Kay  
well it doesn't mean anything  
23:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
Like that infamous Sonic Episode where Sonic says SHIT  
23:41  
Daisy Kay  
they're american cusswords  
23:41  
  
American cartoons used the word "spaz" a lot as a g-rated insult  
23:42  
  
but they stopped when it was learned that's a slur in europe.  
23:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
I remember when Kenan said Crap! on All That once and I was beside myself  
23:42  
Daisy Kay  
Crap and Freakin aren't cusswords.  
23:43  
  
they're on the list of "allowed" words  
23:43  
  
haha  
23:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
Crap was a big deal back in 97'  
23:44  
Daisy Kay  
I mean, according to Standards and Practices  
23:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
Whether 'crap' was a curse or not was like the biggest debate when I was in 4th grade  
23:44  
Daisy Kay  
there are words I consider rude but that I think should be allowed to be said in programming for kids...  
23:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
nowadays, yeah  
23:45  
Daisy Kay  
piss, shit, hell, damn, ass  
23:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
http://i.imgur.com/sACvEJ1.jpg  
23:46  
  
I am not rad enough to even handle this  
23:46  
Daisy Kay  
then there are words that I find disagreeable like bitch, cunt, pussy  
23:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah...  
23:47  
  
cunt is reserved for the big guns  
23:47  
  
My favorite word is asshole  
23:48  
Daisy Kay  
I don't use it at all  
23:48  
  
It's the worst word.  
23:48  
  
I mean, besides...  
23:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
I use it in my writing when I really wanna do damage in a scene  
23:48  
Daisy Kay  
racist words  
23:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have to be really, really, really mad to just use it irl  
23:49  
Daisy Kay  
I stopped using any words that refer to the female anatomy as an insult  
23:49  
  
except boob because that's just silly  
23:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
23:49  
  
Me and my buddy were prank calling people in like 8th grade  
23:49  
Daisy Kay  
but I mean, calling someone a pussy because they're weak? Fuck you. Telling someone to grow balls to be brave? Fuck you again.  
23:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
and we reached Texas or something  
23:50  
  
and the dude was like "YOU'RE A BOOB!"  
23:50  
Daisy Kay  
HAHA  
23:50  
  
yeah  
23:50  
  
it's funny because it's such an old-timey insult  
23:50  
  
like maroon  
23:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
yes  
23:50  
  
or nincompoop  
23:50  
Daisy Kay  
yes  
23:50  
  
ninnyhammer  
23:50  
  
dunderpate  
23:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
nincompoop is my favorite  
23:50  
  
ahahahaha  
23:50  
  
dunderpate  
23:51  
  
I've never heard that  
23:51  
Daisy Kay  
that literally means dumb head  
23:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's awesome  
23:51  
Daisy Kay  
but  
23:51  
  
yeah  
23:51  
  
the c word is the worst because  
23:52  
  
there isn't a word that you can call a guy that will be just as bad  
23:52  
  
it's unfair  
23:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
you could call him a cock goblin  
23:53  
Daisy Kay  
no  
23:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
I suppose lol  
23:53  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
23:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah, I know, it's more silly and not as bad  
23:53  
  
I think the weirdest combination of complement and insult ever said to me was...  
23:54  
Daisy Kay  
I don't ever use gender-specific insults.  
23:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
"Mandy's not a bitch, she's a cunt! She doesn't take shit from no one!"  
23:54  
  
My friends were wierd  
23:54  
Daisy Kay  
pfft  
23:55  
  
if you call any of my friends a cunt I will kick your balls into your teeth  
23:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
The image of that happening in my head kind of turned me on  
23:56  
  
Have you ever been in a fight?  
23:56  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
23:57  
  
I don't like it  
23:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
well nobody really likes it  
23:57  
Daisy Kay  
I hate hurting anyone, no matter how bad they are  
23:57  
  
and I can hurt  
23:57  
  
I can hurt someone bad  
23:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've never been in a fight  
23:57  
  
really?  
23:57  
Daisy Kay  
*flexes* I'm strong!  
23:57  
  
remember?  
23:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol I remember that  
23:58  
  
but strength and fighting prowess do not go hand in hand  
23:58  
  
my ex boyfriend was in a good 30+ fights  
23:58  
  
he told me a lot about fighting  
23:58  
  
It's not so much about muscle, but how you can use it  
23:59  
Daisy Kay  
I just went for brute strength  
23:59  
   Sunday, 04. May 2014 
Kommissar Mandar  
funnily enough  
00:00  
  
my ex boyfriend was shorter and weighed less than me  
00:00  
Daisy Kay  
it was never planned just  
00:00  
  
yeah  
00:00  
  
I'm not violent.  
00:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
What happened, if you don't mind me asking...  
00:01  
Daisy Kay  
I just know when I'm in danger.  
00:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
I mean, I think everyone should be able to defend themselves  
00:01  
Daisy Kay  
I don't remember every time  
00:01  
  
but I do remember this one guy that tried to put his cigarette out in my hair so I clocked him in the face and sent him to the principal's office crying with a bloody nose and I got detention.  
00:02  
  
I sure learned my lesson: never defend yourself  
00:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
eh, that's just how they handle shit  
00:03  
  
Self defense is something everyone should learn  
00:03  
  
Me of course, I never did  
00:03  
  
And if I got in a fight I'd probably be fucked 9 ways from sunday  
00:03  
  
So I just hope I never get in one  
00:03  
  
Sent file IMG_0132.JPG.  
00:05  
  
I tried to take up shooting in AZ but I SUCK at it  
00:05  
Daisy Kay  
now that I think about it  
00:06  
  
it was impressive I fought anyone at all when I was a 90lb skeleton  
00:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
I haven't been 90 lbs since I was 10 I think  
00:06  
  
again  
00:06  
  
it's not about mass, it's how you move it  
00:07  
Daisy Kay  
I was under 100lbs up until I was about 15.  
00:07  
  
and then I turned into a big 240lb fatass by my 18th birthday.  
00:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm picturing a genie appearing  
00:08  
Daisy Kay  
the insanely huge difference in body shapes I have been through...  
00:08  
  
it's weird and wonky  
00:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
I will have to find my fatass prom pictures for you one day  
00:08  
Daisy Kay  
but I guess I have my mild deformities to thank for that? Like...  
00:08  
  
I was all twisted up  
00:08  
  
and I guess my body's response was to fill in the empty areas with fat lol  
00:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
You were all twisted?  
00:09  
Daisy Kay  
lol  
00:09  
  
not literally  
00:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
You don't look that way in your pictures  
00:09  
Daisy Kay  
I think I talked about this  
00:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol I know  
00:10  
  
well you told me about the hole  
00:10  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
00:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
you didn't tell me you were twisted  
00:10  
Daisy Kay  
that was the most noticable thing  
00:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sorry, I'm just a very morbidly curious peson  
00:10  
  
person*  
00:10  
Daisy Kay  
My organs are not in the right place.  
00:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
how off are they?  
00:11  
  
like are they just slightly off-kilter or are they connected completely differently than the average person?  
00:12  
Daisy Kay  
somewhat off-center  
00:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah  
00:12  
Daisy Kay  
it was actually pretty difficult for them to find my appendix  
00:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh god did you have to get yours removed?  
00:13  
Daisy Kay  
yeah. I actually have just  
00:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have nightmares about that happening  
00:13  
Daisy Kay  
a small mark in my belly button  
00:13  
  
and two dimples under my belly button  
00:13  
  
you can't even see the scar even if you look right into my belly button  
00:14  
  
it's barely noticable.  
00:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
well that's good  
00:14  
Daisy Kay  
it used to be very visible though ha ha  
00:15  
  
and I felt grossed out by it  
00:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
battle scars  
00:15  
  
it's all good  
00:15  
  
I have one on each foot  
00:15  
  
from where they put the metal plates in  
00:15  
Daisy Kay  
I have a very small, faint scar on the back of my right hand.  
00:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
6 surgeries....and my feet are worse off = 3  
00:16  
  
from what?  
00:16  
Daisy Kay  
a crazy person stabbed my hand when I was about eight.  
00:18  
  
with a broken piece of wood  
00:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
the fuck...  
00:18  
Daisy Kay  
and they had to take me to the hospital to get the splinters out  
00:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
ow....  
00:18  
Daisy Kay  
and I got threeee stitches... and that was the cool part! c:  
00:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
it was just a random crazy person?  
00:19  
Daisy Kay  
that's all I want to say  
00:19  
  
but  
00:19  
  
it was scary  
00:19  
  
a child should never be stabbed lol  
00:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
i'm sorry you had to go through that, hun  
00:19  
  
*hugs you close*  
00:20  
  
The craziest thing a stranger did to me was whip his junk out at me in a Borders book store when I was 7  
00:21  
Daisy Kay  
I should talk about happy stuff more  
00:21  
  
*holds you close*  
00:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
I was holding a Little Mermaid pop up book  
00:21  
  
that I remember  
00:21  
Daisy Kay  
no, that's never okay  
00:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol this is me you're talking to  
00:21  
  
Ms. Morbidity  
00:22  
Daisy Kay  
I know but  
00:22  
  
guys who gotta make everything about their dick  
00:22  
  
just gross me out  
00:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah, it was just some random guy  
00:22  
  
And I had no idea what the hell it was about  
00:22  
  
Like it didn't phase me too much as a kid but looking back I'm like 'wow, that was uffed up'  
00:23  
Daisy Kay  
predators and creeps  
00:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
yerp  
00:24  
  
Though I did scare the shit out of some creep in Vegas once  
00:25  
  
This drunk dude passing me by put his hand on my arm  
00:25  
  
And I swear to god  
00:26  
  
I temporarily turned into a Jedi  
00:26  
  
that's the only way I can explain this  
00:26  
  
I managed to twist my arm around his and lock it up, and I pulled his face to mine and said "touch me and I will rip your fucking arm off"  
00:27  
  
yeah...I have a thing about strangers touching me  
00:27  
  
I go a little apeshit  
00:27  
Daisy Kay  
good  
00:27  
  
I can feel safe around you  
00:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww = 3  
00:28  
Daisy Kay  
I think that  
00:28  
  
women should always walk in groups  
00:28  
  
and when some dude thinks he's gonna harrass them  
00:29  
  
they can gang up on his ass  
00:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
I guess that works if you're a woman with friends = (  
00:29  
  
but yeah, that is the smart thing  
00:29  
  
In retrospect, I've put myself in a lot of bad positions...  
00:31  
  
I often wonder why I'm not dead  
00:32  
Daisy Kay  
I dunno I just  
00:32  
  
rarely ever felt safe around boys  
00:32  
  
and all the girls I knew were tough and rude and awesome  
00:32  
  
not at all like the girls on tv  
00:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
I guess I got desensitized because all my friends were boys  
00:33  
  
for the most part awful boys....  
00:33  
  
girls just made fun of me = (  
00:34  
Daisy Kay  
yeah see  
00:34  
  
I felt  
00:34  
  
stereotypical  
00:34  
  
because I was so soft spoken and gentle and clean and neat  
00:34  
  
that is one of the reasons I refuse to identify as one or the other  
00:34  
  
I will not be so easily defined by gender  
00:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah....  
00:35  
  
When I was a teen I just wanted to magically become a boy so I could be normal...  
00:35  
  
Nowadays, I have an appreciation for both my body and my demeanor  
00:36  
Daisy Kay  
*tugs at your waistband and takes a peek at your penis.*  
00:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
So I'm happy with the way i am  
00:36  
  
oh babeh  
00:36  
  
careful, you might poke an eye out  
00:36  
Daisy Kay  
*reaches into your pants and gently strokes your little cock.*  
00:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
little? =O  
00:37  
Daisy Kay  
*stares you right in the eye as she plays with it.*  
00:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmmm  
00:37  
  
Such sexy eyes.....*purrs and cups your chin*  
00:37  
Daisy Kay  
*gives you a little kiss on the snoot*  
00:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
*takes the flower from behind your ear and puts it behind mine*  
00:38  
  
*bends down and kisses you on the lips*  
00:38  
Daisy Kay  
oh, you're such a tall boy!  
00:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
*that's not the only way I'm big *winks**  
00:43  
  
*presses hard cock against your soft rump*  
00:44  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks over her shoulder "Just what are you going to do with that?" She squeaks out softly. She rubs her butt against your erection teasingly.*  
00:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
*groans at the stimulation*  
00:48  
  
well....  
00:48  
  
*licks your neck*  
00:48  
  
I wanna hear you say my name....  
00:49  
  
My boy name....  
00:49  
  
And then I'll tell you...  
00:49  
Daisy Kay  
*giggles softly. "Oh, are you sure you don't wanna beg for it, little boy?" she teases, even though she's shorter than you. She presses right back against you aggressively, narrowing her eyes.*  
00:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
if you insist....  
00:52  
  
*gets on knees*  
00:53  
  
*Daisy, it's an honor that you would even look upon me*  
00:54  
  
*pulls off your shoe gently and begins kissing your foot*  
00:54  
Daisy Kay  
*Puts her hands on her hips, She rolls her eyes and smirks as you kiss her foot. "Okay, don't do that, it's gross." She gently pats your head. She grabs your cheeks and makes you look up at her. "what do you really want, hmm?"*  
00:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
*I want to make love to the most beautiful Lady on Earth*  
00:57  
  
*rises to feet and dips you*  
00:57  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy giggles as you dip her backwards. "Oh my. You really think you can handle me, boy?" she looks into your eyes. She reaches down and grabs your crotch and gives it a hard squeeze. It's just enough to send a message without hurting you. She smirks wickedly.*  
00:59  
  
((heh heh, sorry, girls gotta have power over boys in my fantasy. c: ))  
00:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmmmm  
01:00  
  
*I dare to say I can (smirks)*  
01:00  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy forces herself forward and grabs your sides, pressing you against the wall. Though she's shorter she shows some impressive strength.*  
01:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm beauty AND strength....  
01:02  
  
*You are like the ancient Greek sorceress Circe who turned her men to pets*  
01:02  
  
*I want you to show Amadeus who's boss*  
01:03  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks deep into your eyes as she strokes you outside of your pants. "Would you like me to suck your cock, Amadeus?" she whispers to you. "or do you want something else?"*  
01:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
I would like that more than anything else in this world, Daisy  
01:05  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy reaches into her front pocket and pulls out her cute pink phone. She aims it at you "would you pee your pants for it?" she grins and stares at you with wild, lusty eyes. She just loves seeing you squirm and beg for her.*  
01:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
For a woman, I would say no  
01:07  
  
But I am before a goddess tonight  
01:07  
  
Therefore, I oblige  
01:07  
  
*closes eyes and concentrates*  
01:08  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy holds her phone in front of her, starting at your face and slowly panning down to your crotch.*  
01:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
*you watch as warm wetness floods Amadeus' trousers*  
01:08  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy licks her lips. She mostly just enjoys watching you shame yourself for her amusement. She digs her free hand between her legs. "Oh Amadeus! I can't believe you actually did that? I only asked if you would. I didn't tell you to do it..." she shoves her phone into her pocket. "Look at you... pathetic little boy, all wet and horny over me." She steps closer. She reaches for your crotch and ever so slightly touches it with her fingertips. She loves seeing you in agony.*  
01:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
You saucy devil....  
01:11  
  
You like causing me pain, don't you, you succubus?  
01:12  
  
Well....  
01:12  
  
Then I suppose it wouldn't phase you...  
01:12  
  
To choke me...  
01:12  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy darts forward, knocking you back and placing her small hand over your windpipe. She stares into your eyes. "Is that what you want you disgusting little pervert?" She squeezes a bit, watching your face.*
((just so you know, I refuse to take part in this for real. For fantasy purposes I am okay with it though. c: ))  
01:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
Oh god this is what I want, I squeak out...  
01:15  
  
harder....  
01:15  
  
please...  
01:16  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy squeezes a bit harder, watching your face redden. She clutches your throat with both hands. She eases up a bit, just enough for you to breath, but still enough to limit your oxygen. She stares into your eyes as they roll to the back of your head. "You'll probably cum your pants before I even get to your dick..."*  
01:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
*groans in both pleasure and pain, completely lost to ecstacy*  
01:18  
  
*if you keep choking me, i just might*  
01:18  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy grins, hearing you strain to talk "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear that..." She keeps her thumbs pressed firmly on your throat, staring at you. You can see sparkling lights and your head feels like it's floating. She's careful, but aggressive. She places her knee against your crotch. She breathes deep and hard as she chokes you so close to the edge but always keeping you in place.*  
01:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
*The image of Daisy blurrs and refocuses repeatedly in my eyes*  
01:21  
  
*one of my eyes turns scarlet around the iris and I moan loader, making deep, animalistic sounds in my throat...hungry sounds*  
01:22  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy leans in close, pressing her snoot against yours. Her knee grinds against your wet erection as she holds her body so near to you. Her hot breath flows over your face as she squeezes your throat tighter, only to loosen the grip again. She squeezes some more and holds it there, carefully counting in her head to make sure she deprives you just enough to arouse you.*  
01:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
*You feel my cock growing harder against your knee as I lay there with my chest heaving pathetically*  
01:26  
  
*I raise a shaking hand to your ungodly beautiful face and stroke your cheek gently, thanking you for the blissful torment*  
01:27  
  
*it hurts.....so good*  
01:27  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy cocks her head a bit. "You pitiful little boy. You're lucky I'm even touching you." She presses her face to your hand as you stroke her cheek. She looks down at you with a smug expression. She wonders how long you can possibly handle such torture. She keeps her gaze locked on yours.*  
01:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
*I want you to push my limits, see how much I can take*  
01:29  
  
*I'm yours...to do with what you please*  
01:30  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy tucks in her bottom lip. She grips you tighter and holds it. She stares down at you, watching carefully as you turn from red to purple. She keeps a look out for your body language. She wants to hurt you, but she wants you to stay awake for it.*  
01:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
*chest heaves...I am your toy, I want nothing more than to be your toy*  
01:31  
  
*I would walk over a field of broken glass just to bring you a rose*  
01:32  
  
*hurt me, sweet princess, hurt me...*  
01:32  
  
*squirms underneath you*  
01:34  
  
*drools slightly*  
01:34  
Daisy Kay  
*She narrows her eyes a bit. "this is what you want? You dirty little boy..." She presses her body to yours, rubbing her crotch against your crotch, not caring if you get her wet. "I don't think you know your own limits, child..."*  
01:35  
  
((I hope I am making you hot...))  
01:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
You don't even know...  
01:35  
  
((I have been choked in real life and it's amazing))  
01:36  
  
*Daisy..would I be allowed to make love to you, while you choke me?*  
01:37  
Daisy Kay  
*opens her mouth. She puts her lips onto yours and sucks in. It feels like she's sucking your soul through your throat. She lifts her head up. "No. I want you to cum in your pants, and I want to feel it..." she keeps grinding her hips, feeling your wet crotch on hers.*  
01:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
*ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*  
01:39  
  
*Yes, princess...*  
01:39  
Daisy Kay  
*Puts her lips back on you, breathing you in.*  
01:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
*the combination of suffocation and the pressure on my throat is unbelievably pleasurable*  
01:40  
  
*oh god, suck on my mouth harder*  
01:40  
  
*I want to be pushed past my limits*  
01:40  
  
*Show me what a foolhardy masochist I am*  
01:40  
  
((I am a foolhardy masochist IRL))  
01:41  
Daisy Kay  
*You feel like you're deflating under her. You gasp and choke. She doesn't let up. She can see tears rolling down your face. She feels like she's going to explode herself. You feel her crotch heating up as she is about orgasm as well. She bucks her hips against you.*  
01:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
*oh...jesus....christ....*gasp**  
01:42  
  
*Amadeus other eye turns scarlet*  
01:42  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy puts her entire body's weight on you.*  
01:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
*OH GOD*  
01:42  
  
*You hear bones crackle in Amadeus neck slightly*  
01:43  
Daisy Kay  
*Her arms tremble as she tries to use up the last of her strength on the boy's neck. She growls a bit. "Come on... come on..." she chants between breaths.*  
01:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Amadeus cock throbs underneath your body*  
01:43  
  
*I....can't....take it...anymore*  
01:44  
  
*Amadeus cock explodes underneath you, spraying semen*  
01:44  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy thrusts downward, forcing her crotch to yours, feeling you cum through layers of clothing and even soaking into her jeans. She moans and trembles as she orgasms as well.*  
01:44  
  
*Lies on top of you, stroking your hair. "That... was clearly for you..."*  
01:45  
  
*kisses your snoot.*  
01:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
*purrs*  
01:45  
  
*looks at you through bloodied, red eyes*  
01:46  
  
*you're...an angel*  
01:46  
  
*Pulls you close and holds you*  
01:46  
  
*You smell so nice....*  
01:46  
Daisy Kay  
*snuggles you "and you smell terrible... but that's okay, my lovely little boy..."*  
01:48  
  
*giggles and kisses your neck*  
01:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
*purrs at the stimulation, having just came*  
01:48  
  
*squirms*  
01:48  
Daisy Kay  
I personally would rather you keep that as a fantasy. It's too dangerous...  
01:49  
  
but at least in a fantasy you can go beyond limits...  
01:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, I know mishaps happen...  
01:49  
Daisy Kay  
*nods*  
01:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
Like I said, sometimes I wonder why I'm alive  
01:49  
  
But shit, it feels so fucking amazing  
01:49  
Daisy Kay  
It's a common thing.  
01:49  
  
that and being tied up  
01:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
That actually happened with my eye once  
01:50  
Daisy Kay  
they're the most common fantasies...  
01:50  
  
with men and women, across the board.  
01:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
my ex choked me so hard I looked in the mirror and my eye was blood red  
01:50  
  
and then I ran around his house screaming BOW BEFORE EURON CROW'S EYE like the asshole that I am  
01:50  
Daisy Kay  
Yes. When you don't get enough oxygen your vessels will burst.  
01:50  
  
That is science.  
01:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol I know  
01:51  
  
but yeah, it's the combination of pressure and suffocation that's just...wowza  
01:51  
Daisy Kay  
I can't bring myself to harm someone even for their pleasure. Heh.  
01:52  
  
But I will spank you until you cry  
01:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
You're a big ol' sweetie : 3  
01:52  
Daisy Kay  
I will make your butt SO red.  
01:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
ooooh  
01:52  
  
I love getting spanked...  
01:52  
  
One time my ex actually seized me by the waist of my jeans, turned me upside down, and shook me onto the floor like a can of peaches  
01:53  
Daisy Kay  
I've done so many naughty things for ladies *blushes*  
01:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh? : 3  
01:54  
Daisy Kay  
yeah like  
01:54  
  
I have wiped a few butts even *laughs nervously*  
01:54  
  
The thing is though, my nose is so sensitive, so I make them take this stuff called Bismuth Subgallate.  
01:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
ooh?  
01:55  
  
by the way  
01:55  
  
I am phased by nothing  
01:56  
Daisy Kay  
it's like, I have some hard limits IRL.  
01:56  
  
haha  
01:56  
  
and that's one of them. If you're going to do THAT then you better be taking Devrom pills.  
01:56  
  
I actually take them every day because it also works as a regular deorderant too.  
01:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll be honest  
01:57  
Daisy Kay  
You can't just sit around and not bathe, but it does prevent stuff like sweat odor  
01:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have never shit nor peed my pants  
01:57  
Daisy Kay  
I haven't either haha  
01:57  
  
c:  
01:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
well...there was that one time I was really high an my cousin called me a bum and for some reason that made me laugh until I pissed  
01:58  
Daisy Kay  
I was always the caretaker.  
01:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
but  
01:58  
  
i'm willing to try anything  
01:58  
  
Because I know my fetishes are...out there  
01:58  
Daisy Kay  
it felt good to be needed  
01:58  
  
of course that has been taken advantage of  
01:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah? =/  
01:58  
Daisy Kay  
but  
01:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
I can see that happening  
01:59  
Daisy Kay  
still  
01:59  
  
I like to make cute babygirls happy.  
01:59  
  
*plays with your toes.*  
01:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
*giggles*  
01:59  
Daisy Kay  
*gives your butt a hard swat*  
01:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
*YELP*  
01:59  
  
Well, I would let you do anything to me  
02:00  
  
I like being a slave *blushes*  
02:00  
Daisy Kay  
You might want to try wetting yourself, but don't mess on yourself while alone. You'll need someone there to clean you. I've heard some embarrassing stories.  
02:01  
  
How about feeling helpless?  
02:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh  
02:01  
Daisy Kay  
I've been told that's a big part of it  
02:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's what Manderz lives for  
02:01  
  
Lemme tell ya  
02:01  
Daisy Kay  
because you need someone to  
02:01  
  
take care of you  
02:02  
  
you can't do it all on your own  
02:02  
  
someone to feed you and clean you and give you a bath...  
02:02  
  
dress you up  
02:02  
  
*tickles your tummy* you need a Mama.  
02:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
ye : 3  
02:03  
  
I have never had a Mama : 3  
02:03  
  
It sounds amazing...  
02:03  
  
My thing has always been just brutality  
02:03  
  
Like, hold me down and break me down until I submit  
02:04  
Daisy Kay  
I've only ever used restraints on one girl...  
02:04  
  
it was her thing  
02:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
I prefer just bare hands  
02:04  
Daisy Kay  
and yeah a few gilrs have asked me to choke them before  
02:04  
  
but  
02:04  
  
I couldn't  
02:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
no, I get you  
02:04  
  
It's safer not to  
02:04  
  
I should know, I've had a misshap before...  
02:05  
  
Not with me  
02:05  
  
But I got too rough taunting someone  
02:05  
  
Without getting into too much detail  
02:06  
  
I basically almost severed a jugular  
02:06  
  
I felt terrible about it...  
02:06  
  
That's when I learned to leave my teeth out of anything sexual  
02:06  
  
I was too used to my ex, who was beastly  
02:07  
  
And I went at it like I would with him, and didn't realize my own strength  
02:07  
  
I actually think leather and restraints in BSDM are cheesy and corny  
02:08  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
02:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's all flesh and fists and nails or it's nuthin  
02:08  
Daisy Kay  
well then phew  
02:08  
  
haha  
02:08  
  
yeah um  
02:08  
  
I dunno just  
02:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sorry, I don't mean to come off creepy = (  
02:09  
Daisy Kay  
I like it when your shame is your own fault.  
02:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
HAHA well let me tell you my life story!  
02:09  
Daisy Kay  
Rather than holding you down physically  
02:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
BUD DUMP SISSSSSS  
02:09  
Daisy Kay  
I do it physchologically  
02:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
see now I've never had that  
02:10  
  
And that's what I find so awesome about it  
02:10  
Daisy Kay  
I personally like that being done to me sometimes  
02:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's new.....  
02:10  
Daisy Kay  
though not always  
02:10  
  
Yeah  
02:10  
  
I was starting off trying to make you feel small.  
02:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's something you do really well it seems...  
02:10  
Daisy Kay  
weak and helpless and also desperate for me...  
02:11  
  
*holds your hands.*  
02:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
I think I find it hotter than anything physical  
02:11  
Daisy Kay  
I just prefer for  
02:11  
  
boys to be under the thumb of girls  
02:11  
  
that's why I suddenly got all hardcore on you  
02:12  
  
heh heh  
02:12  
  
I was like "yes, this is my thing"  
02:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just like to be dominated  
02:12  
  
I like to be under a thumb  
02:12  
  
and squished like a little ant  
02:12  
Daisy Kay  
boys need to be put in their place.  
02:12  
  
this is so personal  
02:13  
  
*blushes hotly*  
02:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
I think deep down boys want to be put in their place  
02:13  
  
: 3  
02:13  
  
i think that's why I got off so much on dating 'tough guys'  
02:13  
  
because in the end  
02:14  
  
no matter how hard they went at me  
02:14  
  
at the end of the day  
02:14  
Daisy Kay  
I like to see boys cry.  
02:14  
  
shhh  
02:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
Holy shit, so do I  
02:14  
  
Grown men crying...is the hottest thing  
02:15  
Daisy Kay  
also  
02:15  
  
I like to call them boys  
02:15  
  
haha  
02:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
d'aww  
02:15  
Daisy Kay  
they say girls all the time  
02:16  
  
so  
02:16  
  
fuck you, you're a boy  
02:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahahaha  
02:16  
  
I like the word 'broad'  
02:16  
  
it's so old timey : 3  
02:16  
Daisy Kay  
for real just say women now and then  
02:16  
  
it's not hard  
02:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
or 'dame'  
02:16  
Daisy Kay  
ha ha I'm against broad  
02:16  
  
also dame  
02:16  
  
I'll also use "girls" in the same context as boys  
02:17  
  
and other times I will say ladies or women  
02:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like Lady  
02:17  
  
that's what i use most often  
02:17  
Daisy Kay  
as long as it's not before "m'"  
02:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
i used that before on you, I'm sorry = (  
02:18  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
02:18  
  
you know  
02:18  
  
fedoras were a feminist symbol  
02:18  
  
they were worn by hardcore women  
02:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
*reddit just exploded*  
02:18  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
02:18  
  
reappropriated culture ruined them.  
02:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
I tried wearing a fedora once and I just never liked how it looked on me  
02:19  
  
and yeah...I don't like the way they look on anyone now  
02:20  
  
the innernet ruined them  
02:20  
  
I'm still wearing this Tails hat like a dork  
02:21  
  
Let me just say  
02:22  
  
You're the sexiest person I have ever come across  
02:22  
  
And I mean that  
02:23  
Daisy Kay  
you're cute as a button  
02:23  
  
a butt on a button  
02:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
02:23  
  
ahahaha  
02:23  
  
I have to say  
02:29  
  
and don't get scared  
02:29  
  
but my weirdest fetish  
02:29  
  
that makes people walk away from me  
02:30  
Daisy Kay  
I have been around the block with a lot of freaky ladies  
02:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
brothers and sisters  
02:30  
Daisy Kay  
yeah, that's common  
02:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
really?  
02:30  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah. I mean... and...  
02:30  
  
it's a fantasy  
02:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
I get a lot of flack for it  
02:31  
Daisy Kay  
you can break any taboo you want in a fantasy  
02:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't want it to be fantasy though....  
02:31  
  
but  
02:31  
  
I don't have a brother  
02:31  
Daisy Kay  
I'll be your little sister even.  
02:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
so that's as much as it can be for me  
02:31  
Daisy Kay  
and I'll suck your diiiick  
02:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww : 3  
02:31  
Daisy Kay  
power dynamics based on size... where the littler one dominates the bigger one  
02:32  
  
that one is fascinating.  
02:32  
  
And it worked on me  
02:32  
  
because, well  
02:33  
  
I need to have that power  
02:33  
  
I need to feel powerful against a larger male  
02:33  
  
I need to break him down.  
02:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
Ya makin me hot, Daisy...  
02:33  
Daisy Kay  
While I didn't like the choking  
02:33  
  
I did like making you feel weak  
02:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
You really don't know how much I loved feeling weak....  
02:34  
Daisy Kay  
and if I was the boy  
02:34  
  
I'd want you to do the same to me  
02:34  
  
mmmph...  
02:34  
  
my big sister taking advantage of me *blushes*  
02:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
I would do it for you  
02:34  
  
And I promise not to tear your throat out : 3  
02:35  
Daisy Kay  
*whispers softly* nooo~~  
02:35  
  
it's wrong, sis...  
02:35  
  
don't touch me like that  
02:35  
  
*blushes all over*  
02:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
Little brother...you need to know what a woman's touch feels like  
02:35  
Daisy Kay  
*feels guilty as hell*  
02:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
This will be our little secret....  
02:35  
  
*You wanna know what a woman's touch feels like, don't you?*  
02:36  
  
*Admit it, you like it....*  
02:36  
  
*Twists your ear*  
02:36  
Daisy Kay  
Mmmph!  
02:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
*twists harder*  
02:37  
  
*well.....if you're so ashamed....*  
02:38  
  
*then what is THIS? *brushes hand against your crotch to feel your hardness you're trying so desparately to conceal*  
02:38  
Daisy Kay  
*nuzzles your snoot*  
02:39  
  
you're not so bad.  
02:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
*awww, see? you do like it...*  
02:39  
Daisy Kay  
I mean, you are bad.  
02:39  
  
But not that bad.  
02:39  
  
*spanks your bottom*  
02:40  
  
*sleepily leans on you.*  
02:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
*I know I'm bad...*  
02:40  
  
*awww, you wanna sleep in Big Sis' bed tonight?*  
02:41  
Daisy Kay  
*blushes warmly* you'll let me? Even after last time?  
02:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
Of course = )  
02:44  
  
*what was it that happened last time again, little brother?*  
02:44  
Daisy Kay  
hehehe  
02:46  
  
*curls up beside you*  
02:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
*mmm purrs*  
02:47  
  
*puts her arms around you*  
02:47  
  
*i'll keep you warm tonight, brother*  
02:48  
  
*snuggles*  
02:52  
  
*glomps*  
19:25  
Daisy Kay  
glomped by a chibi  
20:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
so DeviantArt  
20:54  
  
rewatching Game of Thrones  
20:59  
  
fucking love this show  
20:59  
  
I really want to make a fan art  
21:04  
Daisy Kay  
of throws?  
21:05     
  
fan art of throws?  
21:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
yus lol  
21:05  
  
There was this amazing theory on SA  
21:05  
  
That two of the main characters were mermaids  
21:06  
  
which sounds absolutely ridiculous  
21:06  
  
but when you read it, it makes perfect sense  
21:06  
  
like scary sense  
21:06  
  
So now I wanna draw them as mermaids :3  
21:06  
Daisy Kay  
I never read the book or tv show  
21:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
it's about as ridiculous as saying Walter White from Breaking Bad is a tree wizard  
21:07  
  
but it actually makes sense when broken down  
21:07  
  
also I've never drawn mer people  
21:08  
  
but it seems like a fun endeavor  
21:08  
  
I've been meaning to make a kickass mermaid picture for a while  
21:09  
Daisy Kay  
I have drawn a lot of mermaids  
21:10  
  
I drew both the NES and SNES mermaids from Warios Woods  
21:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooh, they're purdy  
21:12  
Daisy Kay  
https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/312398767292825600  
21:12  
  
https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/398336974328573953  
21:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
You draw the most adorable Sonics :3  
21:12  
  
I've never played Warios Woods but the mermaids look cool  
21:13  
  
http://www.moviefleece.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Varys-Littlefinger.png  
21:14  
Daisy Kay  
spaghetti!  
21:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
These are the two dudes I'm gonna draw as merpeople  
21:15  
  
I wish I could draw like...surreal shit  
21:21  
  
that's what I always try to do but it never comes out that way  
21:22  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW_oMKGMQaU  
22:24  
  
My favorite version : 3  
22:25  
Daisy Kay  
Yes I am familiar with this too  
22:26  
  
This movie is a loooot longer than people remember it to be  
22:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's a beauty though  
22:26  
  
Did you hear about the crazy dude who thinks it's real, and engraves insane ramblings about it all over the country?  
22:27  
  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toynbee_tiles  
22:28  
  
If I was walking down the street at night alone and saw that I'd be unsettled to say the least...  
22:28  
Daisy Kay  
The movie could be improved by giving it a slightly quicker pace. Some scenes work in slow motion. Others do not.  
22:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
Or just cut a bit out of the 'stargate' scene  
22:30  
  
that is just really uneccessarily long  
22:30  
Daisy Kay  
*bounces you on her knee.*  
22:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
weeeee : 3  
22:34  
  
We gonna watch cartoons while you feed me cereal? : 3  
22:35  
  
or you could just spank me like the petulant child I am  
22:45  
  
Sent file butt.jpg.  
22:45  
Daisy Kay  
All little boys are naughty. That's why they gotta be kept in line. *She swats your perfectly round rump.*  
22:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
*yelps*  
22:47  
  
*Mama Daisy, that stings....= (*  
22:47  
Daisy Kay  
*Wags her finger at you "well maybe if you were more mature and behaved like your little sister I wouldn't have to spank your bottom all the time..."*  
22:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
*little sister is just a big kiss-ass!*  
22:53  
  
*stomps feet*  
22:53  
  
*whips down pants and moons you with his tongue out*  
22:54  
   Monday, 05. May 2014 
Kommissar Mandar  
Two Fuck Ups captures the story of my life = 3  
18:05  
Daisy Kay  
*cuddle*  
19:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww : 3  
19:29  
  
*squeezes you till you can't breathe*  
19:30  
  
When I had my old apartment in Jersey with my cousin that comic was literally us every night  
19:30  
  
we would go in the bathroom and take a Jamaican shower  
19:30  
Daisy Kay  
it was just like  
19:30  
  
there was an urgency to do it  
19:30  
  
and the reason was  
19:31  
  
"to get high"  
19:31  
  
and that's funny to me  
19:31     
Kommissar Mandar  
lol I know  
19:31  
  
halp me smoke dis weed  
19:31  
Daisy Kay  
QUICKLY  
19:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahahaha  
19:31  
  
I fucking love your style of humor  
19:31  
Daisy Kay  
we need to smoke weed RIGHT NOW  
19:31  
  
why  
19:31  
  
TO GET HIGH  
19:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
that was seriously me and my cousin IRL  
19:32  
  
fire up the shower  
19:32  
  
steam up the bathroom  
19:32  
  
QUICKLY  
19:32  
Daisy Kay  
pip pip pip pip  
19:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
WE'VE BEEN HOME FROM WORK FOR 20 MINUTES AND WE ARE STILL SOBER  
19:32  
  
UNNACCEPTABLE!  
19:32  
  
So whens the next LP with you and lowtax?  
19:34  
Daisy Kay  
~bleh  
19:35     
  
or  
19:35  
  
whatever  
19:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
I heard he's a stickler for audio  
19:35  
  
also I use the word stickler whenever possible  
19:35  
Daisy Kay  
beep  
19:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love it  
19:36  
Daisy Kay  
*looks down at you* beep  
19:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
don't you use that language with me, missy!  
19:36  
Daisy Kay  
plurp  
19:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
plape  
19:36  
  
stay dench or get frimponged, sucka  
19:37  
Daisy Kay  
mess with me one more time horkle and I'll bash your konky in  
19:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
yaay my dad's going to pick up White Castle  
19:40  
  
the highlight of my night  
19:41  
  
chicken rings : 3  
19:41  
Daisy Kay  
eat junk food, smoke weed, and pee your pampers  
19:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
if only I had weed to smoke  
19:42  
Daisy Kay  
well two out of three  
19:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
two out of three ain't doing too bad  
19:42  
Daisy Kay  
oh!  
19:42  
  
play video games  
19:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yes!  
19:42  
  
that I can do!  
19:42  
  
I can scream at Castlevania some more  
19:43  
Daisy Kay  
you wont even have to hit the pause button just play and play  
19:43  
  
*ruffles your hair*  
19:43  
  
*pinches your cheeks*  
19:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
yuuusss  
19:43  
Daisy Kay  
*ties ribbons on you*  
19:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooh, I look pretty : 3  
19:44  
  
What's your favorite Zelda game?  
19:44  
Daisy Kay  
um  
19:47  
  
Link's Awakening  
19:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have never actually played that one  
19:47  
  
but I know its one of the best  
19:47  
Daisy Kay  
I don't have a favorite Mario because they're all so good  
19:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've been meaning to get around to downloading it and giving it a whirl  
19:47  
  
My favorite's Majora's Mask  
19:48  
  
I love the style and dark feel of it  
19:48  
  
It carries a lot of deep subtext  
19:48  
Daisy Kay  
I think that Mario 64 is still the best 3D platformer. People like to say it doesn't hold up but they are wrong. The controls and camera were actually perfect.  
19:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's like Ganon was a man who was just thirsty for power  
19:49  
  
whereas the skull kid was essentially a broken person who just wanted the world to know his pain...  
19:49  
  
bulll fucking shit  
19:49  
  
I still play Mario 64  
19:49  
Daisy Kay  
I was just thinkin about how  
19:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have it for DS too  
19:50  
Daisy Kay  
I wanted an atari 2600 when I was a kid  
19:50  
  
and I actually enjoyed the ET game (any kid I knew with an Atari had it)  
19:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
You...enjoyed ET?  
19:51  
  
Truth be told, I have never played it  
19:51  
  
I have watched many a video demo-ing it though  
19:51  
Daisy Kay  
It's a complex game  
19:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
it looks frustrating as all hell  
19:52  
Daisy Kay  
people loved the other one  
19:52  
  
um  
19:52  
  
Indiana Jones  
19:52  
  
I personally found that one a lot more complicated but  
19:52  
  
for some reason people loved that and hated ET  
19:52  
  
It has lots of easter eggs too  
19:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
they were both waayy frustrating it looks like  
19:55  
  
I dunno, Indiana Jones had a certain charm to it  
19:56  
  
made you feel like an adventurer I suppose  
19:56  
  
ET was like...I'm this alien falling into pits and crap  
19:56  
Daisy Kay  
the Indiana Jones game was also more abstract  
19:57  
  
you could kind of tell what the characters and items were supposed to be in ET  
19:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
they actually managed to unearth the cartridges in New Mexico lol  
19:59  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
20:00  
  
it's no surprise that they were there  
20:00  
  
it's just that no one has ever really  
20:00  
  
dug them up  
20:00  
  
naturally it took a big corporation (Microsoft I think?) in order to get to them.  
20:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
the concept of a game flopping so badly that was actually buried is just hysterical  
20:02  
  
Another fun fact  
20:03  
Daisy Kay  
it was ET and Pac-Man  
20:03  
  
they made more pac-man carts than atari systems  
20:04  
  
expecting it would sell so well that they'd have to manufacture more systems  
20:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
Many Atari Jaguar CDs have been repainted and used as dental equipment  
20:04  
Daisy Kay  
come on  
20:04  
  
the dumbest move  
20:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wish I had an atari 2600 now  
20:07  
  
I never got to have one  
20:07  
  
it was a bit before my time  
20:08  
Daisy Kay  
I got one once.  
20:08  
  
I used to have so many games  
20:08  
  
but most of them got sold or lost when I moved out here  
20:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm  
20:09  
  
I left my precious N64 in AZ but it barely worked anyway  
20:10  
Daisy Kay  
I still have my N64 and Dreamcast with me.  
20:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
Still got my 1st edition Majora's Mask cart with me though = 3  
20:10  
Daisy Kay  
I broke my dreamcast fishing rod controller when filming something but that's okay. It was worth it.  
20:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
20:11  
  
now I'm curious as to what you were filming  
20:11  
Daisy Kay  
http://twitpic.com/7oxdvr  
20:11  
  
just that  
20:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
20:12  
  
I'm trying to make out what games are in the pile  
20:13  
  
I see something for Sega Saturn  
20:13  
Daisy Kay  
lol  
20:13  
  
well the title is huge  
20:13  
  
and one letter  
20:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
I hope it's Deep Fear  
20:13  
Daisy Kay  
D.  
20:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh, I was looking at the other one  
20:14  
Daisy Kay  
well the other one is too brightly lit to see  
20:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
Deep Fear is such a turd  
20:14  
Daisy Kay  
the N64 carts that are visible are Kirby Crystal Shards and Donkey Kong 64  
20:14  
  
lol  
20:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
ooh  
20:16  
Daisy Kay  
looking at it again  
20:16  
  
I can see the spring flying off to the left  
20:16  
  
and the orange knob on the floor  
20:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha ow wow, I see it now  
20:17  
  
I begged my parents for a Sega Saturn but never got one =(  
20:18  
  
that shiz had Sonic R  
20:19  
  
I actually really liked Sonic R  
20:19  
Daisy Kay  
we were poor so uh  
20:19  
  
if we got games we were extremely lucky  
20:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah, I getcha = (  
20:19  
Daisy Kay  
I remember getting bargain bin games  
20:20  
  
and being grateful for it  
20:20  
  
I cherished Bubsy on the SNES because it came from someone special.  
20:21  
  
I knew it was awful  
20:21  
  
but it meant a lot to me, personally  
20:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've never played it  
20:22  
  
I just know the one for PS1 was awful  
20:22  
  
I actually thought Bubsy for the atari jaguar looked pretty cool  
20:22  
Daisy Kay  
it is worse  
20:23  
  
not worse than 3d  
20:23  
  
but compared to the SNES and Genesis versions it's actually a downgrade  
20:23  
  
which is saying something  
20:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh wow  
20:24  
Daisy Kay  
time to eat and exercise  
20:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm curious now, imma download it  
20:25  
   Tuesday, 06. May 2014 
Daisy Kay  
I am home  
15:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
ooh yay  
15:20  
  
how was work?  
15:20  
Daisy Kay  
fine.  
15:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
awesome  
15:21  
Daisy Kay  
awesome and fine.  
15:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
ye : 3  
15:23  
  
I have a random urge to play Yoshi's Cookie  
15:23  
Daisy Kay  
now I do too  
15:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
Haa haa!  
15:23  
  
you caught the infection  
15:23  
Daisy Kay  
I think Yossy No Cookie is on my GB multicart  
15:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just downloaded it  
15:24  
  
I wanna play Mario Paint too, but last time I tried to it literally broke snes9x and almost crashed my computer for some reason  
15:26  
  
like the whole thing just started spazzing out  
15:26  
  
it was a disaster  
15:26  
Daisy Kay  
I guess I don't have it  
15:26  
  
Just Yoshi, the puzzle game  
15:26  
  
it's on this cart three times under three different localized names  
15:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah  
15:27  
Daisy Kay  
Yossy No Tamago  
15:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
I would rent the shit out of Yoshi's Cookie from EZ video back in the day  
15:28  
  
I don't think I actually every owned it  
15:28  
Daisy Kay  
I got it for $4.99 from a rental place  
15:29  
  
ah, those were the days, when video rental stores started to sell their used games  
15:29  
  
That is also how I got Paper Mario for so cheap.  
15:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
15:29  
  
I miss that shit  
15:29  
Daisy Kay  
I think I got it for $30 in the box with everything  
15:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
nice!  
15:30  
  
the dude at my EZ video was so nice  
15:31  
  
I rented Thumbelina so many times he let me have it : 3  
15:31  
  
that reminds me  
15:31  
  
I passed by the weirdest thing the other day  
15:31  
Daisy Kay  
Bluth Thumbelina?  
15:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
I was driving up in North Jersey  
15:31  
  
no  
15:32  
  
It was some anime version  
15:32  
Daisy Kay  
OH  
15:32  
  
yes, yes...  
15:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
You know the one? =O  
15:32  
Daisy Kay  
The ones they showed on Nickelodeon  
15:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
With the frog and the witch who wore the mask  
15:32  
Daisy Kay  
it was an 80s to early 90s thing  
15:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
I never actually saw it aired on television  
15:33  
Daisy Kay  
they didn't edit a thing  
15:34  
  
that's how it was back then. Review boards must have been small or just didn't exist  
15:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hH5HLvzqP0  
15:36  
  
god, this was the best version...  
15:37  
Daisy Kay  
I looked  
15:37  
  
I didn't see this  
15:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh really?  
15:37  
  
this was the one I watched 23094823048 times  
15:37  
  
god, I forgot how trippy this was...  
15:39  
Daisy Kay  
did you ever watch unico  
15:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
No, I've never heard of that  
15:40  
  
oh wow  
15:40  
  
was it made by the same guy who made Kimba the White Lion?  
15:40  
Daisy Kay  
lol Maya's voice  
15:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, she screams a lot lol  
15:41  
Daisy Kay  
sounds like me lol  
15:41  
  
Yeah Unico is one of Tezuka's 10,000 creations.  
15:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol I love when you scream  
15:42  
Daisy Kay  
I tend to get all  
15:43  
  
stuffed up like that  
15:43  
  
her voice is deeper though  
15:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
The chief God from Unico sounds like Jollo from King's Quest 6  
15:43  
  
Shit, that's uffed up  
15:43  
  
They just ban hammered Unico = (  
15:44  
  
Do you remember The Last Unicorn? : 3  
15:48  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
15:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
That was my favorite thing ever...  
15:49  
  
I actually met the author of the book  
15:49  
  
Got a signed copy of the graphic novel : 3  
15:49  
  
Unicorns always gotta be alone... = (  
15:50  
Daisy Kay  
Paul Coker Jr did a lot of character design back then.  
15:51  
  
his style adapted pretty well into Japanese animation.  
15:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah, Last Unicorn had a very anime feel to it  
15:53  
Daisy Kay  
A lot of American animation from that era was shipped to Japan.  
15:54  
  
Japanese animation used to be very cost effective for the kind of output you got.  
15:54  
  
then things moved to Korea, China...  
15:54  
  
now India.  
15:54  
  
there's actually tons of cheap overseas studios now, from all over poor countries.  
15:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm pretty sure that's what happened with Jem and The Holograms  
15:57  
Daisy Kay  
It all depended on where the animation was shipped  
15:57  
  
but the highest quality stuff usually came from Japan.  
15:57  
  
Disney were the last people to use Japanese studios for television programs.  
15:58  
  
in America.  
15:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, Last Unicorn was absolutely gorgeous  
15:59  
Daisy Kay  
I like Paul Coker's buck toothed characters  
15:59  
  
I guess that did rub off on me...  
15:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
I was so happy when I found out they're making Jem and the Holograms into a movie : 3  
15:59  
  
haha *looks at your avatar*  
15:59  
Daisy Kay  
hehe, that's snaggle teeth  
16:00  
  
I like snaggle teeth.  
16:00  
  
I like when someone has an overbite or big gums or crooked tooths  
16:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have enough teeth for everybody  
16:01  
  
lol you'd have a field day with my teeth  
16:01  
  
I actually had to have them filed down at the dentist because they were so overly huge they were chipping eachother  
16:01  
  
they're crooked as all hell too  
16:02  
  
my whole family has teeth like that  
16:04  
Daisy Kay  
*gives your tooth a kiss*  
16:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
*blushes*  
16:05  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
16:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's why I never smile with teeth in any of my pictures  
16:07  
  
I've always been sensitive about them  
16:07  
Daisy Kay  
that's okay. I'm never naked.  
16:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
You shower with your clothes on like Mike Dawson? = P  
16:09  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Uf5-mbYYjA  
16:11  
  
that's a shame because I think you'd look sexy naked = P  
16:12  
Daisy Kay  
my body is deformed and only looks normal with clothes over it.  
16:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
Doesn't mean you still can't be beautiful.  
16:15  
Daisy Kay  
you are just nice to someone that is obviously very delicate.  
16:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm not that nice at all  
16:17  
  
I'm just trying to loosen up someone who cares too much = P  
16:17  
  
*kisses your snoot*  
16:17  
  
brb dinner  
16:18  
  
back  
16:37  
Daisy Kay  
hi  
16:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
hidey hooo  
16:37  
Daisy Kay  
the other day you admitted some revealing stuff  
16:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh?  
16:38  
Daisy Kay  
um. I still have fantasies about being overpowered  
16:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
really?  
16:39  
Daisy Kay  
obviously I don't talk about it because that can be easily misunderstood  
16:39  
  
it makes me uncomfortable that I like to imagine scenarios where I am being molested even though I lived through it.  
16:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm sorry if I did something to make you uncomfortable, sweetheart  
16:41  
Daisy Kay  
you didn't!  
16:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
okay, just making sure  
16:41  
Daisy Kay  
I knew you were enjoying your choking game  
16:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
I know you went through something hellish, so I try to be very careful with you  
16:41  
Daisy Kay  
and if you had a big orgasm from it then that is good  
16:42  
  
heh heh  
16:42  
  
HA HA  
16:42  
  
CUM  
16:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahahaha  
16:43  
  
Benedict Cumberbatch  
16:43  
Daisy Kay  
Did I help?  
16:43  
  
I mean  
16:43  
  
that was all for you.  
16:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
The thought of someone like you taking the time of day to artfully write about choking someone like me was enough to make me cum  
16:44  
Daisy Kay  
girls overpowering boys is a big deal for me. I guess it's cathartic.  
16:44  
  
...but I don't like to "explain away" these feelings  
16:44  
  
I don't like when someone goes "oh that explains so much"  
16:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
I understand it  
16:45  
Daisy Kay  
yeah heh c:  
16:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
I understand a lot  
16:45  
  
The reason everything I write is so hideously violent  
16:45  
Daisy Kay  
I'll either be a girl that overpowers a boy or be a boy that gets overpowered by a girl  
16:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
it because it's cathartic for me  
16:45  
  
Because I'm so mad all the time  
16:46  
Daisy Kay  
Not choking for me but  
16:46  
  
I'll take slapping, hair pulling, spanking  
16:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
Do you ever think about stomping all over a boy wearing high heels?  
16:46  
Daisy Kay  
emotional torture, humiliation  
16:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just love the whole idea of it, really  
16:47  
Daisy Kay  
non-literal emasculation  
16:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
A big strong girl putting boys in their place  
16:47  
Daisy Kay  
bringing them down a peg  
16:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yes!  
16:47  
Daisy Kay  
being an over-bearing mom  
16:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
I think I have mentioned this before  
16:48  
Daisy Kay  
like the kind that shows up at school with your lunch  
16:48  
  
or whatever you need  
16:48  
  
humiliation through over-bearing love is adorable though ha ha  
16:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
but there is a genderqueer character in the story I'm writing  
16:48  
Daisy Kay  
go on  
16:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh boy  
16:48  
  
She is a homosexual transwoman  
16:49  
  
of course  
16:49  
  
the premise of this story is that everyone is just fucked up  
16:49  
Daisy Kay  
I like when girls use "gay" instead of "lesbian."  
16:49  
  
I mean either is fine but  
16:50  
  
gay sounds cute  
16:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
16:50  
  
But yeah  
16:50  
  
scenes like  
16:50  
Daisy Kay  
"I'm gay. I like girls..." *blush*  
16:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
This lady is in a bar  
16:50  
  
And she's having a bad day  
16:50  
  
And this dude comes up to her  
16:51  
  
he's sipping his beer  
16:51  
  
drunk  
16:51  
  
and doesn't know how strong she is  
16:51  
  
and he's like "How about we get heavy in my chevy" *starts feeling up her dress*  
16:51  
  
And she just grabs his hair and smashes his face in his drink  
16:52  
  
glass cuts up his face and goes in his eyes  
16:52  
  
And she just walks out of the bar  
16:52  
  
the whole thing is  
16:52  
  
She pines for the main character  
16:52  
  
Who is heterosexual and fucking his sister  
16:52  
Daisy Kay  
heh. I would do that as a joke and not as a sexual thing.  
16:52  
  
so many of my comics have girls just  
16:53  
  
wailing on boys  
16:53  
  
WHAP, POW  
16:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol, my story just takes gratuitous violence to the max  
16:53  
Daisy Kay  
yeah.  
16:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
but it's not just that  
16:54  
Daisy Kay  
It's been a while since the last really violent comic...  
16:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
but anyway  
16:55  
  
I would gladly be a boy and let you fuck me over : 3  
16:55  
Daisy Kay  
well I choked you pretty hard c:  
16:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
Do you like to wear high heels?  
16:57  
Daisy Kay  
nah.  
16:58  
  
They sucks.  
16:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
doh  
16:58  
  
It'd be hot if you stomped on me in them : 3  
16:59  
Daisy Kay  
well yeah, of course  
16:59  
  
They are just impractical for everyday use.  
16:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
I can't even wear them because of all my foot surgeries = (  
16:59  
Daisy Kay  
I choose fuction over form usually.  
16:59  
  
I always hated how  
17:00  
  
girl pants have less pocket space  
17:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh FUCK that  
17:00  
Daisy Kay  
I love keeping my phone and wallet in my pants.  
17:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
Cargo pants are where its at  
17:00  
Daisy Kay  
but men's pants aren't shaped right  
17:00  
  
too boxy  
17:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
ladies cargo pants  
17:01  
  
ah man  
17:01  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah  
17:01  
  
I mean  
17:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wish I could get you this one pear of pants I have  
17:01  
Daisy Kay  
I love... tight pants  
17:01  
  
skinny jeans  
17:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
They're still form fitting and show off your curves  
17:01  
Daisy Kay  
I have legs that need to be shown off  
17:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
but they have alll these pockets  
17:01  
Daisy Kay  
just give me the brand  
17:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
yes, you do : 3  
17:01  
  
let me see....*rummages through drawers*  
17:02  
  
unionbay  
17:02  
  
they're my tactical pants : 3  
17:02  
Daisy Kay  
this one pair of jeans from Bobbie Brooks has decent pocket space.  
17:02  
  
cheapo dollar general pants  
17:03  
  
and yet they fit and have deep enough pockets for your stuff  
17:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooh  
17:03  
  
I find nowadays that all I wear are sweatpants  
17:03  
  
and that one pair of tactical pants lol  
17:04  
  
I got a shitton of clothes from my mom's basement  
17:04  
Daisy Kay  
lookin around http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=unionbay%20women%27s%20cargo  
17:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah, they got those side pockets on the leg  
17:06  
  
(that's where ya keep yer goodies)  
17:06  
Daisy Kay  
you mean like candy  
17:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
ye : 3  
17:07  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy gets on his tippy-toes and gives his big sister a kiss.*  
17:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
I would say weed, but that's what your bra is for  
17:08  
  
eeeeeeeeeee *blushes*  
17:08  
Daisy Kay  
and I refuse to wear bras.  
17:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
If I did not wear a bra  
17:08  
  
I would not know where the fuck to put my phone  
17:08  
Daisy Kay  
I'm in a binder right now  
17:09  
  
I felt like  
17:09  
  
wearing it all day  
17:09  
  
rather than taking it off when I came home  
17:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
I suppose you could put a phone in one of those  
17:09  
  
does it ever get uncomfortable?  
17:10  
Daisy Kay  
After all these years, no.  
17:11  
  
It's more comfortable.  
17:11  
  
my chest is pretty flat but still uh  
17:11  
  
fat  
17:11  
  
it's got fatness  
17:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
you ain't fat = P  
17:12  
  
but yeah  
17:12  
Daisy Kay  
no, but  
17:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
I constantly have headphones on  
17:13  
Daisy Kay  
I have plenty of fat deposits.  
17:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
and I keep my phone in my bra at all times  
17:13  
  
can you get rid of those working out?  
17:14  
Daisy Kay  
yes!  
17:15  
  
bra size goes down quite a bit when you lose weight.  
17:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
thankfully, mine didn't  
17:16  
Daisy Kay  
Sent file siiiigh.JPG.  
17:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
but I've gained a lot of weight back  
17:17  
  
You have the most adorable fucking face......  
17:18  
  
*eats off your face leaving only a skull*  
17:18  
Daisy Kay  
gnar.  
17:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
God, you're so sexy  
17:19  
Daisy Kay  
you are!  
17:20  
  
You look way prettier  
17:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm just a nobody with an alright face  
17:21  
  
You've got it all  
17:21  
  
the looks, the brains, the talent  
17:21  
Daisy Kay  
I'm a dummy with a busted brain.  
17:22  
  
I'm busted all up!  
17:22  
  
I am a broken egg  
17:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
How can a busted brain make such amazing art and funny jokes all the time?  
17:22  
  
I mean  
17:23  
Daisy Kay  
because people that are really depressed and have been through trauma tend to make funny jokes and doodles  
17:23  
  
c:  
17:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
there's a difference from being 'a jokester' and actually making things of quality  
17:23  
  
I think you're just smart enough to see the world for what it is  
17:25  
  
a land of swine full of pigs  
17:25  
  
You're broken in the sense that the rose colored glasses that most of society wear are busted for you  
17:26  
  
And you see the world in all it's true ugliness  
17:26  
Daisy Kay  
well  
17:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
You look at society from the view of an outsider  
17:26  
Daisy Kay  
okay when I say broken I just mean, you know  
17:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
Kind of like I do  
17:27  
Daisy Kay  
there's no goin back from what I been through.  
17:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wish I could find that person and make him pay  
17:28  
Daisy Kay  
he is probably dead  
17:28  
  
he was a fat guy in his late 30s or 40s  
17:29  
  
There's no way a guy that heavy is still alive 14 years later  
17:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
I hope he choked on his waste from his busted arteries as he drew his last breath  
17:29  
Daisy Kay  
*frowns*  
17:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sorry, I love picturing shit like that  
17:30  
  
I didn't mean to be so morbid  
17:30  
Daisy Kay  
It's okay.  
17:30  
  
I like to feel protected usually.  
17:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well, you have me : 3  
17:31  
Daisy Kay  
*looks at time*  
17:31  
  
hmm... hmm....  
17:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
?  
17:32  
Daisy Kay  
just thinkin about messin aroun'  
17:32  
  
for a bit  
17:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
17:32  
Daisy Kay  
Maybe getting embarrassed at school. *looks down*  
17:33  
  
*kicks the floor*  
17:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
You or me?  
17:34  
Daisy Kay  
me. he he.  
17:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh : 3  
17:34  
Daisy Kay  
I'm feelin so delicate.  
17:34  
  
fragile enough to break, but in a good way  
17:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Now Daisy...if you mess with me I'm gonna pants you in front of the whole class!*  
17:35  
Daisy Kay  
do you wanna be a teacher or big sister or mom that has to pick me up? Hmm. Hmm *thinking* hmm. I just think that, Daisy is a bad boy... and his actions can be disruptive to the class.  
17:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wanna be your big sister : 3  
17:39  
Daisy Kay  
ah then you would be  
17:39  
  
overly protective  
17:39  
  
to the point where it embarrasses me...  
17:39  
  
big sissy's gonna take care of her dumb baby brother *blush*  
17:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmm yes she is  
17:40  
Daisy Kay  
*sighs, adjusting in their chair*  
17:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Now, get in Big Sissy's car so I can drive you to school* *Your face grimaces at the amount of garbage in the passenger and back seats of the beat-to-shit royal blue cavalier*  
17:41  
  
((My cavalier is really full of garbage IRL))  
17:41  
  
*You know you're not old enough to walk to school by yourself*  
17:43  
  
*I don't want the bullies picking on you = (*  
17:43  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks at the house "lemme just do one more thing before we go-" You assure him that we're running late. The young teen boy gets pulled in and his feet smash bottles and cans under him. He pouts as you mention that last part. "Mand-deeee, I'm thirteeen!" he whines, crossing his arms. "I'm not a little kid anymore..."*  
17:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
*But you'll always be my baby brother! *smooshes your face together and kisses your snoot**  
17:45  
  
*You look in the rear view mirror and realize I've smeared lipstick all over your face*  
17:45  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks out the car door as we move rather slowly. It would have been faster to walk! He rubs his face, getting most of the lipstick off. He starts to squirm in his car seat, his rump wiggling around anxiously.*  
17:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Now Daisy, you be good in the car! Why do you wiggle your rump so?*  
17:47  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy blushes. "Don't worry about it, I'm fine." He rests his chin against his hand, leaning against the door. He scrunches up his face a bit.*  
17:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy curiously reaches towards Daisy's pants*  
17:49  
  
*gasp*  
17:50  
  
*Hmmmmm, for someone who yells about not being a baby all the time, you sure are insistent on wearing those pampers...*  
17:50  
  
*Smugface*  
17:50  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy pouts "They're pull-ups! Besides, Mom made me wear them." He huffs and crosses his arms. "I don't even need them. I can hold it just fine..." He rubs his legs together as he looks out the window, hoping he'll be at the schoolhouse soon.*  
17:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
*We're here*  
17:52  
  
*Okay, I'm going to walk you to your class now*  
17:52  
  
*I just don't want you walking by yourself = (*  
17:52  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy pulls his backpack on. "Just leave me alone-" he whines "besides, I gotta go first... girls aren't allowed in the boy's room..." he tries to walk ahead of you but you have longer legs.*  
17:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
*grabs your hand*  
17:54  
  
*you be a good boy and do as big sister says!*  
17:54  
  
*starts walking you up to your school*  
17:54  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy whimpers as you drag him along. Other boys and girls snicker and point at the teenage boy being lead around by his big sister. He looks down bashfully.*  
17:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
*They're just jealous of how much your big sissy loves you :3*  
17:55  
  
*Now you said you had to use the toilet, right?*  
17:56  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks down "um, yeah..." He hears snickering behind him "not so loud, come on!" he whispers to you.*  
17:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
*okay, I'll walk you to the boys room*  
17:58  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy whimpers. You walk him in there where some boys are standing at the urinal. They gasp when they see the girl coming in, zipping up quickly and slipping out before they even finish. There are some bad boys hanging around the stalls. "Can we just go to another one?" he whispers to you nervously.*  
17:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
*oh come now, there's nothing wrong with this one right here*  
18:00  
  
*just do your business, little brother* : 3  
18:00  
  
*I won't look, I promise*  
18:00  
Daisy Kay  
*The bad boys laugh and stop Daisy before he can get into the stall "oh is the baby gonna go in his pampers?" The boy shrinks down a bit, his knees buckling. "Come on, just let me through!" He tries to push past the boys, who start laughing and teasing the shorter teenager. "Stop it! I gotta go bad!" he blurts out in a squeaky voice. This just makes the rude boys laugh harder.*  
18:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
*HEY!!*  
18:03  
  
*The rude boys turn around slowly....*  
18:03  
  
*Mandy picks them up by their respective throats, one in each hand*  
18:04  
  
*Leave...my...brother....alone....NOW*  
18:04  
  
*They both tremble and tears form in their eyes*  
18:04  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks over at his sister. Though it's humiliating to have her fighting his battles he is at least relieved that the boys are no longer picking on him. One of the boys wets his pants as you threaten him "okay okay! Let me down!" the brown-eyed boy cries, dripping from his shorts. Daisy feels sorry for the boy, despite the fact that he was being a jerk.*  
18:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
*As you wish *smirk**  
18:05  
  
*With a great feat of strength, Mandy throws the two boys against the wall, cracking a few tiles in the process*  
18:06  
  
*She smiles down at her brother, those little shits won't be bothering you again any time soon*  
18:06  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy holds his hands over his bottom as he watches the bruised boys scramble to get out of there. Your little brother looks up sheepishly "um... th-thank you..."*  
18:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy bends down to your level and kisses you on the forehead. "I would do anything for you, baby brother..."*  
18:08  
Daisy Kay  
*You can feel the heat from his blushing face as you smooch him. He looks down at the floor, still cupping his bottom with both hands.*  
18:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
*aww, you can just do it in your pampers if you want, I won't tell anybody*  
18:10  
  
*I can even change you, too*  
18:10  
  
*Just like I did when you were a little baby...*  
18:10  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy makes a face "I can't hold it anymore..." he admits. He parts his legs slightly as if he's trying to make a move towards the stall, but it's too late. You hear muffled noises come from under his pants. He sighs with relief, feeling the warm lump blooming out under his round rump. He looks down, feeling terribly embarrassed, but he just couldn't help it!*  
18:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
*aww...It's okay, baby*  
18:13  
  
*I brought a spare pair of pull ups...I can change you right here, sweetheart*  
18:13  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks up, biting his bottom lip "can I change it myself, or..." he can see there's no way he'll get out of this. He twists his t-shirt in his hands "okay..."  
18:14  
  
*He steps over to the sinks, where it's not so wet.*  
18:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy gently bends you over and wiped the mess from your rump*  
18:15  
  
*there there, sweetheart, it was only an accident..*  
18:15  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy hopes no one walks in while his pants are down and you're wiping him. He looks over his shoulder at you.*  
18:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
*She wets a napkin and washes out the rest*  
18:16  
Daisy Kay  
*The little boy feels his fat dick getting hard as the napkin glides over his cheeks. He holds his hands over it.*  
18:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
*oooh, what is this you're hiding from me...*  
18:17  
  
*Mandy gently moves your hands away....*  
18:18  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks away as you reveal his cock and balls. They're not very big, but on a boy his size it does look larger. His dick points upward, right at you.*  
18:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
*ooooh, what's this now*?  
18:20  
  
*Do you like the way it feels when I touch you there...little brother?*  
18:21  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy doesn't want to admit that he liked being taken care of like a little boy. He just silently stands there, half naked with his pants and dirty pull-ups around his ankles.*  
18:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Oh but you do like it, don't you?*  
18:23  
  
*Mandy gets on her knees and gently presses her thumb to the tip of your cock*  
18:23  
  
*She massages the tip gently...breathing in your ear...*  
18:24  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy tenses up, feeling you rub your thumb around the tip as it starts to get slick. Some sticky wetness squirts against your thumb. He closes his eyes and gasps "Sissy... no, Mama said not to do that..." he whispers.*  
18:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Sssshhh, this could be our little secret from mama...*  
18:26  
  
*I'm your sister, surely we're going to have more than one secret from mama...*  
18:27  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy opens his eyes and turns to look at you. He leans forward, his forehead rubbing against your forehead. "Well... if you say so..." he squeaks out softly.*  
18:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
*That's a good boy..*  
18:30  
  
*You want to be a good boy for your big sister, don't you?*  
18:30  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy nods slowly "I guess so..." He figures you're just being more protective of him. He doesn't understand that you're being predatory. He shudders and breathes long, broken breaths at you touch him.*  
18:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Don't worry, little brother, i'll be gentle*  
18:32  
  
*Mandy gently strokes your thick, hard cock up and down, taking pleasure in your shuddering, broken breath*  
18:33  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy's small chest heaves up and down as you touch his privates. He squirts a little more, this time getting it on your sleeve. He closes his mouth and a slight moan comes from deep within his throat. His balls start to rise. "Mmm... Mand-deee~" he whimpers with pleasure.*  
18:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mmmm, it's okay...just relax...let loose as much as you like...*  
18:35  
  
*Mandy starts to stroke faster as she brings her mouth to the tender spot below the pulse point in your throat and licks*  
18:36  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy balls his hands into fists. He raises them weakly and just holds them up at either side of his head. He gasps sharply as you lick his neck. You feel his dick twitch in your hand and soon a thick load of cum spurts against your arm and wrist. Cum oozes out of the tip, going down your fingers and thumb.*  
18:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mmmm, so much for such a little boy..*  
18:38  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy stares at you, his eyes half-closed. He breathes deep and slow as he calms back down.*  
18:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Aww, did that tucker you out, Little Brother?*  
18:39  
  
*Mandy grabs your dick one last time and squeezes tight*  
18:40  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy winces. You squeeze out the last of his cum and it dribbles downward. He opens his eyes all the way "Well now I gotta go weewee..." he admits, biting on his finger.*  
18:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Not if I don't let you* : 3  
18:41  
  
*Mandy huggles you tight, not letting you escape*  
18:42  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy blushes, his semi-soft dick pressed against your tummy "Mandy, come on!" he giggles nervously.*  
18:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Come on, just try and get away, squeezes your body tighter*  
18:43  
Daisy Kay  
!  
18:45     
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mmmm *purrs* mayhap you should....*  
18:46  
Daisy Kay  
Maybe you can convince Mama that I'm not ready for... potty training. *his voice cracks, feeling totally mortified that he would even admit that out loud.*  
18:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
*It's okay, sweet baby brother, I'll have a talk with you*  
18:47  
  
*You can do your business in your pull ups as long as you feel like me sweet, I'll never judge yo*  
18:47  
Daisy Kay  
~  
18:49     
Kommissar Mandar  
*aww, it's okay Daisy...*  
18:50  
Daisy Kay  
*He furrows his brow a bit but then smiles "you knew that would happen!"*  
18:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy wets another napkin and starts rubbing it on your front, around your cock..*  
18:51  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy giggles and squirms as you wipe away his pee. His dick gets a bit hard, but not as much as before.*  
18:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
*mmm, she rubs the wetnap up and down your cock and balls*  
18:53  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy lets his tongue hang out as he smiles. This just feels really nice right now! A boy named Steven enters the bathroom and stops. "um... are you gonna be long?" the boy asks. Daisy feels a bit embarrassed again. He should have known someone else would walk in by now.*  
18:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
*We'll take as long we like, thank you very much!* Mandy says threateningly  
18:56  
  
*Mandy continues rubbing your cock with the wetnap, nibbling your ear slightly*  
18:57  
Daisy Kay  
~~  
18:59     
  
((*blush* humiliating boys... sigh...))  
18:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
((it's a gas : 3))  
19:00  
  
*He's just jealous...Mandy whispers in your ear, as she presses her crotch to your rump*  
19:01  
Daisy Kay  
~~  
19:03     
Kommissar Mandar  
*Make me*  
19:04  
  
*Cause I ain't moving, chump*  
19:04  
Daisy Kay  
*Steven zips up his fly and walks over to the slightly taller girl. He grabs your waist and tries to pull you away, barely making you budge "come on, this is the MEN'S room!" he shouts. Daisy bites his bottom lip as he listens in on your conversation.*  
19:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
*And if you were a man, I'd move*  
19:07  
  
*Punches Steven in the face*  
19:07  
Daisy Kay  
~  
19:08     
Kommissar Mandar  
*AHAHAHAHA suits you right, assclown!*  
19:09  
  
*Pulls out phone and takes picture of the crying, piss-soaked boy*  
19:09  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy makes a face "Mandy! Look what you did!" He says, as if it was your fault.*  
19:09  
  
~  
19:10     
Kommissar Mandar  
*Sssshhh, Daisy...you see, boys need to learn to be put in their place...*  
19:10  
  
*If girls don't put boys in their place at a young age, they grow up thinking they can do whatever the bloody hell they want*  
19:10  
  
*It's for his own good, sweetheart...*  
19:11  
Daisy Kay  
~  
19:12     
Kommissar Mandar  
*uploads picture to FYAD*  
19:13  
  
*Haa haa! now the internet knows of your shame!*  
19:14  
Daisy Kay  
*Steven starts crying like a big crybaby. Daisy makes a mental note to never get on his big sister's bad side.*  
19:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
*You see, Little Brother, that's why you should always be super nice to girls"  
19:15  
  
*Mandy bends down and kisses Daisy on the mouth*  
19:15  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy holds his hands behind his back "yes mand-" He opens his eyes wide as you kiss him right there!*  
19:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
*mmm*  
19:16  
  
*Mandy gently slips her tongue into your mouth...*  
19:17  
  
*You taste nice little brother...*  
19:17  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks up at you with his big, hazel eyes. "You... taste nice too..." His dick hardens again. He lets out a tiny whimper.*  
19:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Awww, does wittle Brother want more?*  
19:18  
  
*Mandy lowers her hand to his slowly stiffening cock*  
19:19  
  
*mmm, I think I know what wittle Brother wants...*  
19:19  
  
*Mandy lowers her head, trailing kisses down her little brother's tummy*  
19:19  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy lets out tiny whines.*  
19:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
*She flicks her tongue up and down against the very tip of his cock*  
19:20  
  
*gently, she uses her warm, wet tongue to massage the head of her little brothers aching cock...*  
19:21  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy gasps and shudders. He places his hands on you and pushes forward as you lick his hard cock "oh gosh..."*  
19:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
*mmm, Mandy takes your whole cock in her mouth, being careful not to scrape it with her big teeth*  
19:24  
Daisy Kay  
((mmph... I might just... lie back for... a moment... and...))  
19:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
Lie back and what? =O  
19:24  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy sighs blissfully, feeling your warm mouth surrounding his cock. You can already taste his sweet preseminal fluids squirting against your tongue.*  
19:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy forces her mouth even lower...taking your cock down her throat*  
19:26  
  
*She has you so deep you can feel her hair tickling your balls*  
19:27  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy moans "ah, Mandy! Ohhh!" He tenses up as he starts to cum again. His creamy cum tastes quite sugary against your tongue as it coats the inside of your mouth. He trembles over you and rests his head on top of yours. "oooh... big sistuuur..." he mumbles, sucking on his fingers.*  
19:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy swallows all that delicious incestuous cum with the utmost greed*  
19:30  
  
mmm  
19:31  
  
*Let me ask you something little brother...*  
19:31  
  
*Mandy comes close and begins to whisper in your ear*  
19:31  
  
*Have you ever fucked a girl up the ass, little brother?*  
19:31  
Daisy Kay  
((He he... Mmm... we should totally do that next time *blush*))  
19:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmm  
19:34  
  
*Your Big Sister loves it up the ass ^_~*  
19:34  
Daisy Kay  
*blush*  
19:34  
  
although I never did it for real I always liked the fantasy  
19:35  
  
I mean  
19:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've done it for real  
19:35  
Daisy Kay  
having it done TO me  
19:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love taking it up the ass...  
19:35  
Daisy Kay  
There's a lot of things I wouldn't do for real but that I  
19:36  
  
like to... um...  
19:36  
  
think about?  
19:36  
  
*rubs their snoot*  
19:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
d'aaww  
19:36  
  
I think about something  
19:36  
  
And then I want to try it  
19:36  
Daisy Kay  
Does that mean you're gonna pee yourself  
19:37  
  
*teases you*  
19:37  
  
*tickles your tummy*  
19:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
19:37  
  
I'll be honest  
19:37  
Daisy Kay  
*grabs your crotch*  
19:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
it took me 20 years to be able to go in a public restroom  
19:37  
  
I"m that pee shy lol  
19:37  
Daisy Kay  
c:  
19:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
I would try it though  
19:38  
Daisy Kay  
I'm everything shy  
19:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww really?  
19:38  
  
You're too cute : 3  
19:38  
Daisy Kay  
maybe that's why I can't cum on command  
19:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well I don't think anyone can do that  
19:40  
Daisy Kay  
um  
19:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well I guess porn stars would  
19:40  
Daisy Kay  
boys can? And every girlfriend I been with...
Maybe "on command" is the wrong words.  
19:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
when you say on command I think you mean like...at will  
19:41  
  
like have complete control over it  
19:41  
Daisy Kay  
yeah I don't  
19:41  
  
I um  
19:41  
  
yeah  
19:41  
  
I like having a bunch of little ones, honestly.  
19:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
with a boy, I can only cum if he plays with my clit  
19:42  
  
I can only cum the other way with a vibrator  
19:42  
  
But yeah, up the ass is fun...  
19:43  
Daisy Kay  
Let's just rub against each other  
19:43  
  
slapping crotches together  
19:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmm  
19:43  
  
that's a sure fire way to make me cum 3  
19:44  
  
*bumps your nub*  
19:46  
Daisy Kay  
boop  
19:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll be perfectly honest  
19:48  
  
ever since Requiem for a Dream introduced me to the concept of 'ass to ass'  
19:49  
  
I soooo wanna try it lol  
19:49  
  
I'm such a weirdo....  
19:49  
Daisy Kay  
http://sewbro.tumblr.com/post/84983135828/a-shmorky-plush-i-made-this-to-develop-a  
19:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
awwwwwwwwwwwwww  
19:50  
  
I want one!!  
19:50  
  
I could cuddle it and pretend it's you : 3  
19:50  
  
It must make you feel amazing  
19:53  
  
looking and seeing that someone just up and made a plushy of you  
19:53  
Daisy Kay  
im giddy  
19:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
19:54  
  
I'm gonna have to make you a serious drawing on paper  
19:56  
  
that's where I can actually get down and dirtt  
19:56  
  
dirty*  
19:56  
Daisy Kay  
write a gross story about a brother and sister  
19:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
LOL believe it or not I'm actually already doing that  
19:57  
  
In my stories, that's basically the only couplings there are  
19:58  
  
It's funnny I just wrote this scene  
19:58  
  
The brother is a scientist  
19:59  
  
And his sister stole this gene-changing chemical he came up with and started using it on people  
19:59  
  
And he goes to scream at her  
20:00  
  
But then she just derails the whole conversation by fucking him  
20:00  
  
but actually  
20:01  
  
I have this other idea for a story  
20:01  
  
It's going to be called "The Dollhouse"  
20:01  
Daisy Kay  
go on  
20:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
And it's gonna be about this crazy...not really pedophile, so much, but dude who has a fixation on children's innocence  
20:02  
  
So what he does is, he makes a budget kiddie show  
20:02  
  
called "Weebo The Wacky Wizard"  
20:03  
  
And he posts his address on the show for kids to write letters and visit him  
20:03  
  
It'll be set in the 70s or 80s where that's not like a HUUUGE red flag  
20:03  
  
and so every now and then he'll select a child, typically a pretty little girl  
20:04  
  
And he'll take them to his "Dollhouse", which is an abandoned but still intact house in the woods  
20:05  
  
And what he does is, he kills the child, mummifies their body and makes them their own Victorian style doll mask for their face  
20:06  
  
Basically creating the most fucked up concept of 'real doll' possible  
20:06  
Daisy Kay  
HMM  
20:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
He does it because he wants his own little place of forever preserved innocence  
20:07  
  
I haven't come up with much more around the plot, but I definitely want to make it into a book  
20:07  
Daisy Kay  
and now I'm gettin hungry *rubs tummy*  
20:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
http://www.wattpad.com/43730571-assorted-poems-of-the-kommissar-weebo%27s-song  
20:09  
Daisy Kay  
I like to think his show is actually Leebo The Lacky Lizard with a lisp.  
20:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's the theme song I wrote for his show  
20:09  
  
ahahaha  
20:09  
  
I wish I could share my stuffed mushroom with you  
20:10  
  
it's goddamn amazing  
20:10  
  
blah, tripped on the dog again  
20:27  
  
doesn't help when your carpet's black and the dog is black  
20:27  
Daisy Kay  
*makes a spinach wrap*  
20:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm I love spinach  
20:27  
  
Yesss  
22:08  
  
Phantasmagoria is on GOG  
22:08  
  
and the sequel =O  
22:09  
  
*GASP* aaaaand they have Harvester... =O  
22:12  
  
holy shit this site got better  
22:13  
Daisy Kay  
I just did 64 minutes on the bike and I am pooped.  
22:23  
  
*stretches*  
22:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
*feels your rock hard legs*  
22:23  
  
You could probably crush me between those : 3  
22:24  
  
I used to do these workout tapes with Debbie Siebers  
22:25  
  
She was the partner of that Tony Horton guy who does P90X  
22:26  
  
They did wonders for me  
22:26  
Daisy Kay  
I used to do 2-3 hours a day.  
22:34  
  
but I was really fat so...  
22:34  
  
fatso  
22:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
Jesus, I couldn't do more than an hour a day  
22:35  
Daisy Kay  
I feel like I have to  
22:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
well it's good that you're in the habit of it  
22:36  
  
once you get out of the habit...yeah  
22:36  
  
it's hard to get back into it  
22:36  
Daisy Kay  
My body has too many lumps and I want to smooth them out  
22:37  
  
I need more equipment to work out more parts of the body  
22:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
are you part of a gym?  
22:37  
Daisy Kay  
no  
22:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
neither am I  
22:39  
  
but they'd have the stuff you need  
22:39  
Daisy Kay  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QLrtEbCeoA&list=PLE14582938477A570  
23:33  
  
I been listening to japanese arrangements of NES games today and suddenly this pops up  
23:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
= D  
23:36  
  
God I loved this game  
23:36  
  
I willed that soundtrack to you  
23:37  
Daisy Kay  
c:  
23:39  
  
*doodles and sits next to you*  
23:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
*kisses the top of your head*  
23:41  
  
You can play Phantasmagoria with me : 3  
23:42  
Daisy Kay  
I played it once and didn't like it  
23:43  
  
Actually twice because  
23:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
Quickly, we must get our abusive husband some drain cleaner!  
23:43  
Daisy Kay  
I didn't know you could get stuck  
23:43  
  
at the end  
23:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
LOL it's a Sierra game  
23:43  
  
they're just out to fuck you  
23:43  
Daisy Kay  
you can get stuck in a loop of being killed by your husband  
23:43  
  
over and over  
23:43  
  
it's like  
23:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
that is seriously what I hate about Sierra games though  
23:43  
Daisy Kay  
not even if you forget an item  
23:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
they can easily become unwinnable  
23:44  
Daisy Kay  
it's just if you miss one timed event  
23:44  
  
the game overwrites your save right there  
23:44  
  
and makes you play that part over and over  
23:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh jeez  
23:44  
  
I never actually beat it  
23:44  
  
I was like 5 when I would play all my grandpa's Sierra games and couldn't figure them out for poop  
23:45  
  
do you remember what it was you couldn't miss?  
23:46  
Daisy Kay  
no  
23:46  
  
I just know it's on the final disk  
23:46  
  
when your husband is chasing you  
23:46  
  
so yeah, time sensitive  
23:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll just use the ol' strategy of click on EVERYTHING  
23:46  
  
I'm gonna be so pissed if that happens  
23:48  
  
Have you ever played the game Harvester?  
23:49  
  
definitely one of the more...unique point and click games out there  
23:49  
Daisy Kay  
I didn't  
23:49  
  
I played a lot of point and clicks though  
23:50  
  
you ever play Toonstruck? It's like a Roger Rabbit game.  
23:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
nope  
23:51  
  
looks trippy..  
23:52  
Daisy Kay  
It's dumb and goofy but at least it's playable.  
23:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
Christopher Lloyd!  
23:53  
Daisy Kay  
yeah.  
23:53  
  
Actually a lot of celebrities are in it  
23:53  
  
well... voice-over celebrities.  
23:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
there were a lot of FMV games that were pretty star studded  
23:54  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
23:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
or well at least some  
23:54  
Daisy Kay  
and over-budget  
23:54  
  
and  
23:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
Like The Ripper  
23:54  
Daisy Kay  
money-losing.  
23:54  
  
Toonstruck flopped pretty hard because of its budget  
23:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
I loved FMV games = (  
23:54  
  
They just had a certain wacky feel to them that made them so loveable  
23:55  
Daisy Kay  
me three  
23:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
o shit Tim Curry's in this too  
23:58  
Daisy Kay  
name a video game with voice acting that Tim Curry ISN'T in  
23:59  
   Wednesday, 07. May 2014 
Kommissar Mandar  
lol  
00:00  
  
with your....STOLEN CREDIT CAAAAARD  
00:00  
Daisy Kay  
this famicom soundtrack is so good  
00:02  
  
The Gyromite track is insane.  
00:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol R.O.B  
00:04  
Daisy Kay  
Japanese music artists love to make lots of radical key changes  
00:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
I really like the Mario 2 one you put up  
00:05  
Daisy Kay  
that one was so good  
00:06  
  
it was made in the 80s!  
00:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
holy shite..  
00:07  
Daisy Kay  
America really missed out on this stuff  
00:08  
  
video game soundtracks didn't become a thing until after nintendo power started selling them.  
00:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
Japanese soundtracks are always better  
00:09  
  
Just look at Sonic CD  
00:09  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy swings his feet from his chair*  
00:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
*tickles Daisy's feet*  
00:21  
Daisy Kay  
*giggles*  
00:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww, is someone ticklish? : 3  
00:23  
  
*tickles the bottom of your feet harder*  
00:23  
Daisy Kay  
*squeals and rolls right out of his chair*  
00:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
*tickles under your armpits*  
00:24  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy scrunches up his body as you try to get under his arms.* Aaaa he he stooop!  
00:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
*tickles your tummy, everywhere you try to cover, I tickle*  
00:27  
  
D'aww, little Daisy can't get away : 3  
00:27  
Daisy Kay  
~~  
00:28     
Kommissar Mandar  
aww, did I make you have an accident? = (  
00:29  
Daisy Kay  
~  
00:30     
Kommissar Mandar  
*Yeah, I did : 3*  
00:30  
  
*comes over and hugs you* *I'll get you a fresh pair of pants, sweetheart* *kisses you on the forhead*  
00:31  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy fiddles with the buttons on his pants* I guess that's what big sisters are for...  
00:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Hands you a fresh pair of jeans and boxers* *that's right*  
00:32  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy pulls down his pants and lets his little wiener flop around as he grabs the new boxers.*  
00:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
ooooh  
00:36  
  
you catch your big sis looking at it  
00:36  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy pulls up his new boxers without drying himself off first.*  
00:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
*You should dry yourself off, silly = P*  
00:37  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy blushes "I forgot, okay? Besides, isn't it almost bed time?"*  
00:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
*oooh, fine*  
00:38  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy tugs his boxers "shouldn't I be in my, um... my um... shouldn't I be in my... my um... myyyy ummmm....~"*  
00:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Will you sleep in bed with me tonight, Daisy?*  
00:39  
Daisy Kay  
*grins "can I really?"*  
00:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Of course you can, sweetling*  
00:40  
  
*I'll hold you all night long, angel...*  
00:40  
Daisy Kay  
*The little boy snuggles up against you. He holds you from behind. Despite peeing his pants Daisy still smells like vanilla cake.*  
00:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
*mmm, you just hold on to me tight, sweetie, and know your big sister will always protect you, even from the bad feelings*  
00:43  
  
*kisses your forhead*  
00:43  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy presses his small body up against you and you feel his semi-erect cock rubbing between your butt cheeks.*  
00:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Awww, do you like the way my butt feels, Little Brother?*  
00:45  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy mumbles a bit "remember at school... when... you said you wanted me to put my..." he whispers "penis..." he speaks up again "in your butt?"*  
00:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Yeeessss*  
00:48  
  
Sent file CAM00103.jpg.  
00:48  
  
Does it look nice, sweet little brother?  
00:48  
Daisy Kay  
*He tugs your pants "I wanna see what my sissy looks like naked..." he tries to peek.*  
00:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh really....  
00:49  
Daisy Kay  
*blushes hotly* ((your butt... is so rooound... I wish my butt was so round!!!))  
00:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
I can...show you...if you like...  
00:49  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks up "It's only fair... You always get ta see me naked..."*  
00:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sent file 0825100225a.jpg.  
00:50  
  
this pic is a wee bit old, but I still look the same exept for the hair  
00:50  
Daisy Kay  
((*blush* wasn't expecting that...))  
00:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
*I like to make my little brother happy...= )*  
00:51  
Daisy Kay  
*pulls down his pants and shows you his little dick and balls.*  
00:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
*mmm...would you like to know what Big Sister's ass feels like?*  
00:53  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks down at your hairy pussy. He's staring a bit. He snaps out of it though "y-yeah..." He looks up at you.*  
00:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
*mmm, this will only take a minute..*  
00:54  
  
*Mandy grabs an elegant looking bottle out of her drawer and pours a white, creamy substance into her hand*  
00:55  
  
*Gently, she rubs the slippery white cream onto Daisy's steadily hardening cock, lubing it up nice and slick*  
00:55  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy tucks in his lips as you touch his dick with the cream. It becomes fully erect in your hand.*  
00:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy bends her rump against Daisy's crotch, rubbing it between her two asscheecks*  
00:56  
  
*mmmm, give it a go little brother...I love the way things feel up there*  
00:56  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy trembles "Mmmm, Mand-deeee~" he moans. He grabs your butt cheeks and pulls back. He aims his tip against your butthole and gently presses against it. He slowly pushes forward, curious but cautious.*  
00:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
*ooooohhhh~*  
01:00  
  
*even just you pressing against it feels good, brother...*  
01:00  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks down, watching carefully as his dick slowly disappears into your tight butthole. He slides forward all the way until his balls are touching your privates. He shivers and moans "oooh!"*  
01:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy can barely breath from the pressure invading her asshole*  
01:03  
  
*Oh God Daisy...you don't know how good you're making your big sister feel*  
01:03  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy bites his bottom lip. He lets out high-pitched moans. He keeps himself inside you for a while, just feeling your tightness surround his hard cock. He tenses up, making his dick twitch inside you a bit. He finally starts to move, just moving his hips slightly so you can feel him rubbing around inside of you.*  
01:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
*OH!! Mandy gasps sharply at the friction*  
01:05  
  
*You feel so good inside me*  
01:05  
  
*I want you to fuck my ass nice and hard*  
01:06  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy holds onto your cheeks and grunts, slowly pushing in and out of your asshole. He starts to build up speed and soon begins to slam his small body against your butt. "ah! AH! Oh sissy! It feels so good!" he blurts out.*  
01:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
*You feel your big sister's butthole clench as her whole body tightens, her breath coming in sharp gasps and her moans turning to screams*  
01:08  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy growls a bit, gripping your ass tighter as he lets his baser instincts take control of him. He fucks you hard, each thrust shoving you forward a bit. You feel his lubricated cock forcing its way through you. He arches his back as he fucks you faster and harder. His balls slam against your hairy cunt with each hard thrust forward. "Mandy, I'm gonna cum inside you!"*  
01:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Let it happen, baby...I want it to happen*  
01:10  
  
*Cum inside your big sister's ass*  
01:11  
  
*Cum like a good boy*  
01:11  
  
*oh god.....*moans**  
01:12  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy can see sparkles in front of his eyes as he gets closer to orgasm. He gets a dreamy look on his face, lost in the moment. His cock pulses inside you and he finally cums. His balls raise up a bit. He keeps thrusting, the added slickness of his cum makes his humping louder and squishier. He doesn't stop fucking you until he's completely empty. He slows down and lets his smaller body fall on top of your back. He sighs and stays there until his dick goes limp again.*  
01:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy screams as she cums in tandem, afterward taking a moment to enjoy the feeling of her brother's cock inside her raw asshole, listening to his labored panting*  
01:15  
  
*Mandy turns around to the exhaust boy and gives him gentle kisses on the cheek and forehead*  
01:15  
Daisy Kay  
*The boy's soft cock slowly slips out of you. He looks down curiously at your asshole now.*  
01:15  
  
*grins at the kiss*  
01:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy holds your head to her chest, letting you rest your head on her nice big soft boobs*  
01:17  
  
*She strokes her fingers through your hair and hums softly*  
01:18  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy rests on top of you and nuzzles your boobs.* Nyah nyamm.. mammm,,, mmm  
01:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
*kisses the top of your head* *Your big sister will keep you safe from everything, sweetling, don't your worry* *holds you tightly*  
01:20  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy sucks on his fingers as he lies on top of you, loving all the attention.*  
01:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
01:23  
  
*That's right, I won't let anyting bad happen to my Daisy...*  
01:23  
Daisy Kay  
~  
01:25     
Kommissar Mandar  
*mmm oookay*  
01:25  
  
*this is why you should wear your pull ups to bed, silly = P*  
01:25  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks down "well..." He looks up and whispers "did you tell Mama to buy ~?"*  
01:26     
Kommissar Mandar  
*it just so happens I did*  
01:27  
  
*Pulls out pampers from her drawer*  
01:27  
  
*want me to diaper you, sweetheart?*  
01:27  
Daisy Kay  
*The naked boy sits on your bed, looking up at you with a blushing face and a big smile.*  
01:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
*okay sweetling = )*  
01:28  
  
*Mandy gently wraps the swaddling garment around your privates and fastens it*  
01:29  
  
*She gives you a kiss on the snoot when it's all done*  
01:29  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy kicks his legs, listening to the rustling sound.*  
01:29  
  
fank you, big sisturr...  
01:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
*no trouble, my sweet* *kisees you on the lips*  
01:30  
Daisy Kay  
*rolls over onto his tummy and shaking his butt at you.*  
01:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
*spanks butt* *silly brother...*  
01:34  
  
*Snuggles you close, bringing your head to her boobs once again*  
01:36  
Daisy Kay  
*kisses your boob*  
01:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
*aww, you like them?*  
01:36  
Daisy Kay  
mm.  
01:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
*You can suck on them if you get hungry in the night, sweetling*  
01:39  
Daisy Kay  
*whispers softly* okay...  
01:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
Here, *removes top and bra*  
01:41  
  
*I'll sleep topless tonight, just in case*  
01:41  
  
*Snuzzles your face in between her boobs and kisses your hair*  
01:41  
  
*Runs my nails up and down your back, helping you relax and sleep*  
01:47  
Daisy Kay  
Mmmmm...  
01:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
((IRL I have loooong nails, perfect for back scratching))  
01:48  
Daisy Kay  
I don't grow my nails long anymore. I kept bending them in bad places.  
01:49  
  
that is very painful  
01:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
Mine break a lot = (  
01:49  
  
But I just looove painting them and doing fun stuff with them  
01:49  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
01:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've bent before too  
01:50  
  
It does hurt like a motherflubber  
01:50  
  
I wanna do your nails : 3  
01:55  
  
I love doing nails  
01:55  
Daisy Kay  
the right nails anyway.  
01:55  
  
I can do left.  
01:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
What's your favorite color again?  
02:00  
Daisy Kay  
brown... and pink.  
02:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooh  
02:01  
  
I would paint them rich brown  
02:01  
  
with little pink stripes on the ring finger  
02:01  
Daisy Kay  
pink and brown horizontal stripes could work.  
02:03  
  
across all nails  
02:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
ooh, that would be fun to do  
02:03  
Daisy Kay  
im also jealous of your carpet  
02:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
Haa! I picked it out myself!  
02:09  
  
Thank you : 3  
02:09  
Daisy Kay  
I like to decorate  
02:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
My parents must have been drunk or just really tired at the carpet store  
02:10  
  
I still don't know how they agreed to it  
02:10  
Daisy Kay  
how old were you  
02:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
15 or so  
02:10  
Daisy Kay  
sounds about right c:  
02:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
The only area where you run into problems is that the dog is black too  
02:10  
  
so we tend to trip over her a lot  
02:10  
  
I effing love decorating  
02:11  
  
I have to pull up pics of what I've done with my old apartments  
02:11  
Daisy Kay  
I once rented a place that was all busted up  
02:14  
  
I fixed the walls and repainted everything  
02:14  
  
I did not get my security deposit back though *sighs.*  
02:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
I tried....to do that  
02:14  
  
But it was just...beyond help  
02:15  
Daisy Kay  
That guy was a real scum.  
02:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sent file first room.jpg.  
02:15  
  
this was me and my ex boyfriends room that I did  
02:15  
  
Ever heard of cave crickets?  
02:15  
Daisy Kay  
hm?  
02:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
infested...everywhere....  
02:15  
Daisy Kay  
oh.  
02:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
http://tomlinsonbomberger.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cave-cricket.gif  
02:16  
Daisy Kay  
he he look at the baby room with the star stickers  
02:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
The best part is  
02:16  
  
They can jump 10 feet high : 3  
02:16  
  
and jump at anything that moves : 3  
02:16  
Daisy Kay  
like fleas  
02:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
Like flees that are as big as your palm  
02:17  
  
and look like they came from hell  
02:17  
  
uuhhhg  
02:17  
  
I'm looking for my AZ apartment now  
02:17  
  
that was my masterpiece  
02:18  
Daisy Kay  
I dunno I prefer larger bugs because I can see them.  
02:18  
  
small bugs annoy the hell out of me.  
02:18  
  
they hide  
02:18  
  
nearly invisible... until they're on you!  
02:18  
  
I had to get this for my home because I live in the densest brown recluse population: http://www.bayeradvanced.com/insects-pests/products  
02:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck not those....  
02:20  
  
that is the stuff of my nightmares  
02:20  
Daisy Kay  
they are not so bad  
02:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
yes they are!  
02:21  
Daisy Kay  
the chances of being bitten by one are pretty small  
02:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
If there's a chance....that's bad enough for me  
02:21  
Daisy Kay  
and even if you are there is still a chance that you wont have the reaction  
02:21  
  
and even if you do have the reaction  
02:21  
  
it's visible and treatable.  
02:21  
  
Exactly one person ever has died from it. One.  
02:21  
  
you'll be hit my lightening three times before one of them gets you  
02:22  
  
still, I don't like the odds either so that's why I have my home protected c:  
02:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
You don't know how I get around spiders....  
02:22  
  
dangerous or not...  
02:22  
  
Sent file IMG_0413.JPG.  
02:23  
  
Don't even ask me what this pic is about  
02:23  
  
I think this was supposed to be my version of a "micromancer' shot  
02:24  
  
with less hairyness  
02:24  
Daisy Kay  
just be glad you're not in any other part of the world.  
02:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh of course  
02:24  
Daisy Kay  
ha ha  
02:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
Australia for one  
02:24  
Daisy Kay  
YES  
02:24  
  
OH GOD  
02:24  
  
I am trying to identify all the objects  
02:25  
  
Mandar...  
02:25  
  
are you a little girl?  
02:25  
  
Are you a lil child? *tickles your sides*  
02:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
At heart : 3  
02:25  
Daisy Kay  
Are you an itty bitty baby girl?  
02:25  
  
*tickles*  
02:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
except for the two bowls that are there, lol  
02:26  
Daisy Kay  
well that's just what little girls do  
02:26  
  
smoke weed  
02:26  
  
I really prefer bongs.  
02:26  
  
First bong I ever hit was made out of a 3 liter soda bottle  
02:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
bong is the best way  
02:27  
  
Sent file IMG_0465.JPG.  
02:27  
  
I miss having this  
02:28  
  
Sent file IMG_0406.JPG.  
02:34  
  
I miss having that sword too  
02:34  
  
I cut my foot so bad with it once...  
02:34  
Daisy Kay  
meow  
02:35  
  
one day maybe I'll turn on my cam for you.  
02:36  
  
I'll carry my phone around and talk with you and show you Kit and stuff  
02:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
02:38  
  
I actually found a clip of my old cat  
02:38  
  
god rest his soul = (  
02:39  
Daisy Kay  
did you see the picture of him yawning like "whaaat"  
02:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sent file IMG_0454.MOV.  
02:40  
  
LOL I believe so  
02:40  
  
I've seen clips of him on your vine  
02:40  
  
he's so cute : 3  
02:41  
Daisy Kay  
he always waits for me  
02:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
awwww : 3  
02:41  
  
Fishy would do the same thing  
02:41  
Daisy Kay  
He stares out the window, waiting for me to get home  
02:41  
  
and then runs to the door  
02:41  
  
it's funny I see him there just looking at me  
02:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's so sweet....  
02:43  
Daisy Kay  
then he slips out of the blinds and they smack against the window  
02:43  
  
and he is right there at the front door when I open it  
02:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
Fishy was always right there in front of the door whenever I came home  
02:44  
  
I came home first so I would be the one to feed him  
02:44  
  
He'd scream at me till I did  
02:44  
Daisy Kay  
I usually give Kit a treat when he meows.  
02:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
02:45  
Daisy Kay  
He is asleep right now  
02:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
Fishy stole the shit out of our food lol  
02:45  
Daisy Kay  
on top of one of my towels.  
02:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
02:46  
  
It's a shame Fishy had to go so young = (  
02:46  
  
He was only 5  
02:46  
Daisy Kay  
Kit is so healthy  
02:47  
  
it seems like he'll live forever.  
02:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm sure he'll live long since you take such good care of him  
02:47  
Daisy Kay  
what a sweetie  
02:48  
  
looks like a happy cat  
02:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
He was  
02:48  
  
He was big as hell too  
02:48  
Daisy Kay  
looked tubby  
02:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
He did love his food  
02:49  
Daisy Kay  
Kit doesn't eat too much.  
02:49  
  
When he does he throws up ha ha  
02:49  
  
Kit you are not gonna be fat  
02:49  
  
don't overeat!  
02:49  
  
maybe that is the goal of cats  
02:50  
  
to be fatsos  
02:50  
  
some got it, some don't  
02:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
cats don't give a fuck if they're fat  
02:50  
  
I think Fishy was so unhealthy because the first 4 years of his life he basically lived in a horder's den...  
02:50  
  
only went to a vet like once  
02:50  
  
My cousin parents are....yeah  
02:51  
  
I gave up on those people when one day I was wading through their hoard  
02:51  
Daisy Kay  
I lived in a hoarder's house  
02:52     
Kommissar Mandar  
and I see what looks like a toy gun on the table  
02:52  
  
I pick it up  
02:52  
  
and realize this is not a toy shotgun  
02:52  
Daisy Kay  
he called himself a pack-rat. I said "no that is not the right euphemism."  
02:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
I ask my uncle Jerry, is this loaded?  
02:52  
  
he's like "yeah"  
02:52  
Daisy Kay  
lived  
02:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
...they had a 7 year old son walking around...  
02:52  
  
My mom is a hoarder too  
02:53  
  
only I can't really be that mad at her  
02:53  
  
she keeps it mostly confined to the basement  
02:53  
Daisy Kay  
every time I cleaned the house he flipped out  
02:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
and there's sooo many old computer and game stuff down there  
02:54  
  
I found a fully boxed King's Quest 5 : 3  
02:54  
Daisy Kay  
*whimpers, grabbing themself and thinking about old computer junk.*  
02:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
I almost cried when I found my old first edition holographic Majora's Mask cart down there  
02:55  
Daisy Kay  
I got some flattened N64 boxes with me  
02:56  
  
it was the only way I could bring them.  
02:56  
  
I should pop 'em back to normal.  
02:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't have my boxes anymore  
02:57  
  
but hell  
02:57  
  
I might even find those in her basement too  
02:57  
Daisy Kay  
*sighs*  
02:58  
  
I have 475+ NES carts.  
02:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
holy shit....  
02:59  
Daisy Kay  
I'll never have that many again!  
02:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have...0 sadly = (  
02:59  
Daisy Kay  
It's a seller's market now  
02:59  
  
but not when I had to unload them!  
02:59  
  
aaaugh  
02:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, that's A LOt  
03:00  
Daisy Kay  
Never live with a lazy piece of shit that you have to run away from so you have to sell all your stuff to get away from them  
03:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol too late  
03:00  
Daisy Kay  
*frown*  
03:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've lived with all the lazy pieces of shit  
03:00  
  
I basically live my life now where I can fit all my belongings in my cavalier  
03:01  
  
so I can move easy  
03:01  
  
I've moved 6 times in the past 3 years  
03:01  
Daisy Kay  
now I remember where I heard Cavaliers from  
03:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAesYQnXQQI  
03:03  
  
It does not comfort my soul...  
03:03  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyGpXp_BMq8  
03:03  
  
especially knowing this is what happens when it crashes  
03:04  
  
And I have crashed before....  
03:04  
Daisy Kay  
lowtax said it a bunch when he was improving as the guy with the italian resturant on christmas  
03:04  
  
"we got cavaliers"  
03:04  
  
what a specific car to give away  
03:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahahaha  
03:04  
  
Yeah, that's about all you can do with them...give them away...  
03:05  
  
yeah, when I crashed my first cavalier, which my grandma gave away to me....  
03:05  
  
If I had not managed to stop when I did, I probably would not have a head right  
03:05  
Daisy Kay  
it's crazy  
03:05  
  
these are only going about 35mph  
03:05  
  
crash tests in general I mean  
03:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
Cavaliers are death traps in any kind of accident  
03:06  
  
oh and mine is a beauty  
03:06  
  
There is not a single part of it that is not scratched, dented, or scarred in some way  
03:07  
Daisy Kay  
That dummy's skull broke...  
03:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
kind of like mine almost did  
03:07  
  
I got hit so hard that I cracked my head on my side window  
03:07  
  
Not a great way to start off driving 3 weeks after you get your license...  
03:08  
Daisy Kay  
Never had one accident.  
03:09  
  
Clean record.  
03:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooh, nice  
03:09  
Daisy Kay  
organ donor  
03:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've only had that one major accident  
03:10  
  
me too : 3  
03:10  
Daisy Kay  
hazel eyes  
03:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
which are sexy as all fuck  
03:10  
Daisy Kay  
license still says 240lbs lol  
03:10  
  
I WANNA GET IT UPGRADED  
03:10  
  
I WEIGH AN ASSLOAD LESS.  
03:11  
  
imagine going in just for that  
03:11  
  
"yeah I just need to change the weight."  
03:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
The expiration date on my license is 2054  
03:12  
  
lol you should do it  
03:12  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
03:13  
  
and get a passport while I'm at it  
03:13  
  
so I can travel outside the country  
03:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh god  
03:14  
  
My passport photo was taken during the peak of my fattest days  
03:14  
  
It's the worst picture of me that exists  
03:14  
  
I thought you already traveled outside the country  
03:15  
  
weren't you in Japan?  
03:15  
Daisy Kay  
no  
03:16  
  
I went to the ocean  
03:16  
  
and sank to the bottom  
03:16  
  
some mistake this for japan  
03:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahahaha  
03:16  
  
*my heart will go on plays*  
03:17  
  
mmmmmmmm I'm kratom buzzin  
20:00  
  
buzz buzz  
20:00  
Daisy Kay  
hmm?  
20:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
Picked up some kratom today  
20:02  
  
it's basically like...a legal alternative to oxy  
20:03  
  
another one of those little things that are a godsend if you have anxiety  
20:04  
  
or in my case right now, pms  
20:04  
  
when are you gonna do your next LP cartoon?  
20:07  
  
I have an idea to throw your way...  
20:07  
Daisy Kay  
lowtax is in china  
20:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh fuck...  
20:08  
  
lucky him  
20:08  
  
what I was gonna say  
20:09  
  
Is do a clip from him and Slowbeef's Phantasmagoria LP  
20:09  
  
I wanna see Slowbeef as a klurf  
20:09  
  
I picture him all red and spikey  
20:09  
  
with a permamad face  
20:10  
Daisy Kay  
hi  
22:37  
  
im not doin too good  
22:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sorry, this computer is in its death throes  
22:53  
  
What's the matter, sweetheart?  
22:54  
  
Took me 3 goddamn restarts to get skype running after you messaged me, that's not a good sign  
22:55  
  
Fucking thing is gonna have my fist through before the week is out  
22:55  
Daisy Kay  
oh. I'm sorry.  
22:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol you didn't do anything  
22:56  
  
It's my own fault for being so careless with torrents and crap  
22:56  
  
what's wrong, hun?  
22:56  
Daisy Kay  
I dunno.  
22:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
Just feeling anxious?  
22:58  
Daisy Kay  
yeah. *slumps*  
22:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm sorry to hear that, hun =(  
23:00  
  
*holds you close to her chest*  
23:00  
  
anxious about the present or past?  
23:00  
Daisy Kay  
all of it.  
23:01  
  
my tummy hurts.  
23:01  
  
*leans on you*  
23:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
Why don't you make yoursel some tea?  
23:01  
  
Do you like tea?  
23:01  
Daisy Kay  
I used to. I prefer water.  
23:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm, that's good for you  
23:05  
  
that's what keeps your pretty skin so nice and smooth, I'll bet  
23:05  
  
*runs my nails along the skin of your back*  
23:05  
Daisy Kay  
My skin is dry and prickly.  
23:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
I would have never known it looking at your pictures  
23:06  
  
I'm sure it's not all that bad  
23:07  
  
I don't know what has you worried, but you'll be okay..  
23:08  
Daisy Kay  
*leans on you*  
23:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
You're out there, on your own, in control of as much of your life as you can be  
23:09  
Daisy Kay  
*nibbles on your shoulder*  
23:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww *giggles*  
23:09  
  
*ruffles up your hair and gives you a mini-noogie*  
23:09  
Daisy Kay  
Mmmnnnnooogie  
23:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
*squeezes you tight*  
23:11  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy presses his head against you as he doodles.*  
23:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
23:12  
  
*Mandy strokes her nails up and down your arm, watching you draw*  
23:13  
  
I said it once and I'll say it again, *watches you draw* someone with so much talent shouldn't have to many worries...  
23:13  
  
Besides, I'll keep you safe *kisses your forehead*  
23:14  
  
I'm feeling down myself  
23:18  
  
*sigh*  
23:18  
  
Let me tell you something about little boys who like to be dominated....  
23:18  
  
They grow up into men who like to be dominated...  
23:18  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy pouts*  
23:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
Men who get married and start families...  
23:19  
  
With insane women  
23:19  
  
And these men don't protect their children when these women decide to run amok with them  
23:19  
  
And that's what my dad is...  
23:19  
  
and just...  
23:20  
  
what it all comes down to  
23:20  
  
Is I'm just really, really, stuck right now in life  
23:20  
  
I've lost everything I had  
23:20  
  
and I'm just subject to the whims of my mother and stepmom right now  
23:21  
  
I don't have any friends to take me in  
23:21  
  
And my stepmom does not want me in the house  
23:22  
  
she hasn't since day 1  
23:22  
  
So my choices are shack up with my mom for a bit or be homeless  
23:22  
Daisy Kay  
hm. I wonder if you could find a job here. Hm.  
23:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
so I'll have to shack up with my mom  
23:22  
Daisy Kay  
not sayin...  
23:22  
  
anythin  
23:23  
  
but  
23:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've found jobs everywhere  
23:23  
  
well  
23:23  
  
the 2 states I've lived i  
23:23  
  
in*  
23:23  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah  
23:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
so I guess that's far from everywhere  
23:23  
  
I fucking can't take the job I do anymore...I swear to christ  
23:23  
  
It contributed so much to my breakdown  
23:24  
  
But it's the only decent paying thing I know how to do  
23:24  
  
I was an ophthalmic technician  
23:24  
Daisy Kay  
I am in a rut with my job but  
23:25  
  
maybe if I had a roommate I could get more stuff done and eventually make enough money to move out and do work at my own pace  
23:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well, I doubt Lowtax calls you a brainless idiot  
23:26  
  
and worthless  
23:26  
  
and incapable of thought  
23:26  
Daisy Kay  
no but he makes me uncomfortable. Sometimes. He doesn't mean to he's just  
23:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's what the doctors I've worked for have said to me  
23:26  
Daisy Kay  
a product of his era  
23:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
really?  
23:26  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
23:26  
  
he's like, what, only 7 years older than me? I think?  
23:27  
  
haha  
23:27  
  
nah I call him out on his stuff sometimes  
23:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
He just seems like a quintessential goon  
23:27  
  
cynical  
23:27  
Daisy Kay  
but really I feel like  
23:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
rough sense of humor  
23:27  
Daisy Kay  
I'm not getting enough done  
23:27  
  
forced to do something every week...  
23:27  
  
no one does that  
23:27  
  
no one makes a cartoon a week.  
23:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
Have you told him how you feel?  
23:28  
Daisy Kay  
yeah, sure.  
23:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
Granted, I know nothing about the man  
23:29  
Daisy Kay  
I'll find a bed and put it in the guest room.  
23:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
But I'm sure you have to have a thick skin runnng what he runs  
23:29  
  
Hold on  
23:30  
  
Forgive me, because i tend to assume  
23:31  
  
Are you saying I can visit?  
23:31  
Daisy Kay  
um  
23:32  
  
mm.  
23:32  
  
maybe  
23:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh wow  
23:32  
  
I would love to visit you one day  
23:32  
  
*sigh*  
23:32  
  
What hurts the most  
23:32  
  
Is that...a little over a year ago  
23:33  
  
I was in the position where I was taking care of all my friends  
23:33  
  
and their friends  
23:33  
  
And now I feel like a fucking beggar  
23:33  
Daisy Kay  
475 divided by 2 is a tiny number  
23:34  
  
I could get food for free  
23:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
holy fuck is that your rent?  
23:34  
  
If it is, that's cheaper than Arizona  
23:35  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah, rent is 475 plus utilities.  
23:35  
  
I'm jus sayin  
23:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't know how I can thank you for your kindness  
23:35  
  
But I have fucked things up with everyone I've lived with  
23:35  
Daisy Kay  
Did you ever steal someone's credit card to play WoW  
23:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
No....  
23:36  
  
I've never stolen anything  
23:36  
Daisy Kay  
How about adopting a dog and neglecting it  
23:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
Never adopted a dog by myself  
23:36  
Daisy Kay  
I'm not sure how you could be so bad  
23:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
HAH  
23:36  
  
You know how I was so bad?  
23:37  
Daisy Kay  
ok, go on, if you must  
23:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
When my boyfriends buddy was 2 months behind on his rent I asked him to pay it  
23:37  
  
And he told me I was a bitch and he was going to kick my teeth in  
23:37  
  
With my cousin  
23:37  
  
When I let her dirtbag boyfriend move in for free  
23:37  
  
I got fucking fed up when he kept telling me to go to my room  
23:38  
  
And well my AZ roommate....  
23:38  
  
the grabbing....  
23:38  
Daisy Kay  
None of that sounds like your fault.  
23:39  
  
Not even a little.  
23:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's not  
23:40  
  
But at the end of the day  
23:40  
  
I'm still alone  
23:40  
Daisy Kay  
We've both been through  
23:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm still going to be in the house I'm in for a bit  
23:40  
Daisy Kay  
pretty much the same stuff  
23:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
but well, I will consider it once I've built up some funds  
23:41  
  
Because, you seem like the most genuinely kind person I've ever met  
23:41  
Daisy Kay  
when you have funds or  
23:42  
  
when you just need to get out of there  
23:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
I really don't know how to thank you...  
23:44  
Daisy Kay  
I don't want to see bad things happen to you  
23:44  
  
I done this before and most of the time it works out and you get on your feet and everything is cool  
23:45  
  
it was just the last person I let live with me that burned me out  
23:45  
  
lazy, lying, stealing, neglectful...  
23:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
good lord  
23:45  
  
Yeah, I've never stolen anything...  
23:46  
  
And I'm always the only one who cleans  
23:46  
Daisy Kay  
She made me so angry and I just felt defeated and used.  
23:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's kind of a dick move that she brought a dog in without asking...  
23:46  
  
Or even if she did ask  
23:46  
  
that it became your responsibility  
23:47  
Daisy Kay  
she had a job at the time  
23:47  
  
for exactly two months  
23:47  
  
I felt basically guilted into taking care of it.  
23:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's kinda how it was with my roommates cat  
23:49  
Daisy Kay  
at least you don't have to walk a cat  
23:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
before dirtbag moved in  
23:49  
Daisy Kay  
dogs need to be let out.  
23:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
she would go away for like a week at a time with her boyfriend  
23:49  
Daisy Kay  
They need constant attention or at least a big back yard.  
23:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
leave the cat three bowls of food  
23:50  
  
and I'd be like 'really'?  
23:50  
  
yeah, Fishy didn't pick at his food like a normal cat  
23:50  
  
he would eat till he puked, like a dog  
23:50  
  
and then keep eating  
23:50  
  
but yeah, a dog...  
23:50  
Daisy Kay  
I keep refillable bowls (food and water)  
23:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
dogs turn crazy when neglected  
23:51  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
23:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
what kind of dog was it?  
23:51  
Daisy Kay  
Lilly was a bad dog that just needed more love. She obeyed me but not her owner.  
23:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
big or small?  
23:51  
  
awww Lilly : 3  
23:52  
  
that's a cute name  
23:52  
Daisy Kay  
She was small-ish. Her parents were big but she came out stocky... Like, very strong.  
23:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
kind of like a beagle or a basset hound I imagine  
23:54  
Daisy Kay  
boxer and bloodhound mix.  
23:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
small, but like a dumptruck  
23:54  
  
ahhh  
23:54  
  
yeah hounds...  
23:54  
  
you need to be on top of a hound  
23:54  
Daisy Kay  
with a brindle coat  
23:54  
  
she was ugly  
23:54  
  
but, well  
23:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
they will destroy shit  
23:55  
Daisy Kay  
you have to love a dog like that  
23:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
eat everything  
23:55  
  
yeah, you have to really, really give that dog attention  
23:55  
Daisy Kay  
you need to love ugly dogs  
23:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
I still have a scar on my wrist from where my neighbors basset hound attacked me  
23:55  
Daisy Kay  
I only have the little tiny scars.  
23:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have Frankenstein scars on my ankles : 3  
23:56  
Daisy Kay  
why?  
23:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sent file frankenstein scar.jpg.  
23:57  
  
I've had 6 surgeries on my feet  
23:58  
  
3 on each foot  
23:58  
Daisy Kay  
A lot of my scars are  
23:58  
  
dots  
23:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have a foot deformity that for the life of me I cannot pronounce  
23:58  
Daisy Kay  
I wish I had cool scars  
23:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
But this doctor tried an experimental surgery to correct it  
23:58  
  
WELP  
23:58  
Daisy Kay  
oops  
23:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
the experiment failed  
23:58  
Daisy Kay  
Mine were never corrected.  
23:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
because they are actually worse off now  
23:58  
  
You're probably better off that way  
23:59  
Daisy Kay  
Some people notice my weird gait if they watch me closely.  
23:59  
  
My feet sorta point outward, like the opposite of pigeon-toed  
23:59  
   Thursday, 08. May 2014 
Kommissar Mandar  
ah  
00:00  
  
my ankles go in like this > <  
00:00  
  
they look..slightly more normal now  
00:01  
  
but feel worse  
00:01  
  
and I still walk like an asshole  
00:01  
Daisy Kay  
I bet you walk cute  
00:01  
  
*SHRUGS* SORRY  
00:01  
  
ha ha  
00:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
hahaha  
00:02  
  
Don't worry, you're not the first person to say that lol  
00:02  
  
I've never been sensitive about it  
00:02  
Daisy Kay  
*picks you up*  
00:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
*wheeee*  
00:03  
Daisy Kay  
*pokes snoots together*  
00:03  
  
I should draw your klurf after I finish this picture  
00:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
= D  
00:03  
  
yaaay  
00:03  
  
I would love that : 3  
00:04  
  
but only if you're not too tired  
00:04  
Daisy Kay  
I'm not  
00:07  
  
it's only 2AM.  
00:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
You're nocturnal, like me : 3  
00:07  
  
I always feel more alert at night  
00:11  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy kicks his legs under his chair as he draws.*  
00:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
*tickles your feet*  
00:14  
Daisy Kay  
*giggles*  
00:17  
  
https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/464305172613578752  
00:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooh!  
00:26  
  
SHIT!  
00:26  
  
The chef it too adorable  
00:26  
Daisy Kay  
I'm the one that's face down.,  
00:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww = (  
00:27  
Daisy Kay  
ha ha c:  
00:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
The klurf under the moon is trippin  
00:28  
Daisy Kay  
I like the klurf that's a tall girl  
00:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
the one in front of the klurf with the glasses?  
00:30  
  
or the one in the corner?  
00:30  
Daisy Kay  
yeah the one with glasses klurf  
00:30  
  
wit da lips  
00:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww : 3  
00:31  
  
Is it raining by you?  
00:34  
  
it is by me : 3  
00:34  
Daisy Kay  
It is supposed to be  
00:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
nice  
00:35  
Daisy Kay  
*draws your klurf.*  
00:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
yaaay = D  
00:37  
  
omg I can't wait to see it  
00:37  
  
I'm drawing a klurf too : 3  
00:45  
Daisy Kay  
yaaay  
00:45  
  
boobs  
00:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
= O  
00:51  
  
boobs are the funnest  
00:51  
Daisy Kay  
I have trouble drawing big boobs  
00:51  
  
I keep making them smaller than they're supposed to be  
00:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
00:52  
  
I always have the opposite problem  
00:52  
  
and draw them too big  
00:52  
  
I'm struggling with closed fists right now  
00:52  
  
I hate hands...  
00:52  
  
even cartoon hands give me problems  
00:52  
Daisy Kay  
so like  
00:58  
  
light blue eyes right  
00:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
yup1  
01:00  
Daisy Kay  
you're so blue  
01:06  
  
such a deep royal blue  
01:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
My favorite : 3  
01:06  
  
ooooh boy  
01:07  
  
mines done : 3  
01:07  
  
I know you're always insanely busy with your cartoons  
01:08  
  
but next LP cartoon...  
01:08  
  
Sent file slowbeef.png.  
01:08  
  
I love the way this came out : 3  
01:08  
Daisy Kay  
haha neat  
01:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
so much klurf rage  
01:09  
Daisy Kay  
A klurf with toes  
01:09  
  
I think that  
01:09  
  
the mouth is spot-on  
01:09  
  
good angry mouth shape  
01:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
thank you!  
01:10  
  
Can I post it to your facebook?  
01:11  
Daisy Kay  
yes  
01:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
yay!  
01:12  
Daisy Kay  
mmf...  
01:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
= O ?  
01:28  
Daisy Kay  
*squirms*  
01:28  
  
Sent file mandersklurf.png.  
01:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
OMG I LOVE IT!!!!  
01:37  
  
*Squeezes the hell out of you*  
01:37  
Daisy Kay  
I kept erasing and redrawing the eyes  
01:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
They look perfect : 3  
01:38  
  
I love it so much.....  
01:39  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy twists his shirt in his hands.*  
01:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Smothers your face in kisses*  
01:39  
  
You look so bashful : 3  
01:40  
  
it's funny how much taller I am than you  
01:40  
  
In real life, it would be the opposite  
01:41  
  
This is now my wallpaper : 3  
01:41  
Daisy Kay  
*blush*  
01:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
*kisses your snoot*  
01:43  
Daisy Kay  
It is late but I kinda still want to be teased  
01:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
I got no plans on sleeping :3  
01:45  
  
hmmmm  
01:45  
  
Do you want to be the big brother this time?  
01:46  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy blushes* he he  
01:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
Getting taken advantage of by his little sister? :3  
01:46  
Daisy Kay  
*looks down* okay...  
01:46  
  
that would be so embarrassing...  
01:47  
  
*puts his hands to his face.*  
01:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmmm  
01:47  
  
*Do I see my big brother, alone in his bed?*  
01:48  
Daisy Kay  
~  
01:49     
Kommissar Mandar  
*No, I can't = ( )  
01:50  
  
*Without asking, little sister Mandy climbs under the covers*  
01:50  
  
*It's so cold in the house, big brother...will you cuddle me to keep me warm?*  
01:51  
Daisy Kay  
~  
01:53     
Kommissar Mandar  
*Ooooh big brother, you're such a baby!*  
01:54  
  
*Why don't you just sleep in your boxers like other boys?*  
01:54  
Daisy Kay  
*He blushes warmly. You know he isn't wearing boxers tonight. "Mandy, come on..." he rolls over a bit, facing away from you.*  
01:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
*MMMMM! Mandy grabs you back facing her so you have to put her arms around her like a good big brother*  
01:56  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy puts his arms around his little sister. He pulls his lower half back a bit though, just holding you to his chest.*  
01:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
*She nuzzles her face into your chest and you feel her breath tickle your throat*  
01:57  
  
*Mmmm, you have such a nice body, big brother...*  
01:58  
  
*Mandy runs her hand down your fleece-covered back until she reaches the curiously cushy curve of your butt*  
01:58  
Daisy Kay  
~  
01:59     
Kommissar Mandar  
*It's just you and me in the dark here, Daisy...no one will ever know...*  
02:00  
  
*Mandy puts her hands gingerly back where it was*  
02:01  
Daisy Kay  
~  
02:01     
Kommissar Mandar  
*gasp! Big brother...you still....wear...?....*  
02:02  
Daisy Kay  
~  
02:03     
Kommissar Mandar  
*awww...it's okay Daisy...Mandy hugs you tighter*  
02:04  
  
*I won't tell anyone at school*  
02:04  
  
*It'll be our little secret...just like this...Mandy leans forward and kisses her brother fully on the mouth, letting her soft tongue slide between his lips*  
02:04  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy pouts "why would you? Don't you still wet the bed?" The older boy has no idea that you've been pretty much potty trained before you even turned three. He squirms around, feeling embarrassed now. He tries to turn his head away as you kiss his face "come on, stoppit~"*  
02:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
*No...I stopped wetting since before I can remember*  
02:06  
  
*HAHA what? Don't you like kisses from pretty girls? Mandy bats her eyes at Daisy.*  
02:07  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy whimpers "it's not that, it's just... You're my little sister!" He looks down at you. "You know Mom said we're not even supposed to sleep in the same bed..."*  
02:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
Psssshhhh *You know nothing, big brother*  
02:09  
  
*I happen to know for a fact that Mommy kisses Uncle Japeppi!*  
02:10  
  
*She's just a big ol' hypocrite*  
02:10  
  
*It's perfectly normal for a brother and sister to want to explore eachother's bodies...*  
02:10  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy still feels uneasy about it, mostly because of our age difference. He looks down at his sister's chest. He reaches over curiously and lifts your top, taking a peek.*  
02:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Aren't they already so big, Daisy?*  
02:12  
  
*All the boys in school look at me...I don't like it*  
02:12  
  
*But....I don't mind you looking*  
02:12  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy smiles meekly "they're not so big for your age... Besides..." He places a hand over one of your small breasts. "I hope you stay this way for a while..." He admits he thinks you're cute. He leans in and plants a kiss on your lips, opening his mouth and tonguing you back just like you did to him.*  
02:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
*mmmm* *you hear a purring sound coming from the back of your sister's throat...a hungry sound*  
02:16  
  
*She pulls you deeper into the kiss*  
02:17  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy shifts around, letting out pathetic whimpers. He opens his mouth as you kiss him back harder. He presses his face to yours. "oh Mandy..." he moans. He rubs his hand over his padded crotch, crinkling sounds coming from under his jammies.*  
02:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Aww, what are you hiding from me under there?*  
02:19  
  
*Mandy unzips your feetsie jammies revealing the pull ups underneath, and peaks over the waistband of your pull ups*  
02:19  
  
*Brother.....are you....hard for me?*  
02:22  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy whimpers as you look right at his erect cock, pointing up at you. It's already glistening and wet. "W-well..." he mumbles softly, looking away."*  
02:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Sssshhh, Mandy soothes, stroking your hair...it's perfectly alright...*  
02:26  
  
*I can take care of that for you...I know how...*  
02:26  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy scrunches up his freckled face. "I know how too..." He pulls down his puffy undies and lifts you on top of his body. He rubs his wet cock on the outside of your panties. "Do you... want to?"*  
02:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
*blushes*  
02:29  
  
*Yeesss*  
02:29  
  
*so very much*  
02:29  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy reaches his hand down the back of your pants, running his fingers between your cheeks. "I might have to... do it in here..." He presses his finger against your tight butthole. "So I don't get you pregnant or anything..." he looks into your eyes, his face just radiating heat as he blushes.*  
02:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
*You know just where I like it..*  
02:31  
  
*Mandy purrs again, simply at the thought of Daisy's warm, hard cock in such a personal area*  
02:32  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy smiles. He tugs down your panties and stares at your cute little pussy for a while. He grabs your waist and lifts you up. He sets you down, pressing his tip to your asshole. He rubs around outside it, squirting pre against you and lubing you up in the process. "ah... I'm getting a little too excited..." he admits. He slowly pushes you down.*  
02:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
*oooOOOooo Daisy that feels so good* *You feel her tight asshole clench against your shaft*  
02:34  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy whimpers "oh... I'm such a pervert.. this is so wrong..." he moans. He shoves his cock all the way inside you, feeling your tight warm hole just surrounding his shaft and squeezing it. "ahhh... You'll make me cum too soon if you keep that up..." he tries to fuck you slowly.*  
02:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
*It's so wrong...but doesn't it feel so right?*  
02:38  
  
*That's it, brother, nice and slow...*  
02:38  
  
*Mandy begins to moan louder*  
02:38  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy keeps his hands on your hips. He was trying to keep quiet but soon enough he begins to moan along with you. He arches his back, fucking you deeper. The slick sound of skin slapping together gets louder. He stares down at your cunt, watching it get so sticky and wet. "Oh god, you're so cute..." he says between breaths.*  
02:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
*mmmm* *Mandy's sopping pussy floods you as your fuck her deeply in the ass*  
02:41  
  
*Her asshole clenches tighter and she can barely breathe*  
02:42  
  
*You feel her nails rake across your rock-hard thighs*  
02:44  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy fucks you harder and faster, grunting and growling like an animal. He squeezes your little body and lets out a strained moan. You feel your insides getting coated with hot, sticky cum. You hear loud wet squishes as he keeps fucking you until he's all out of cum. He sighs softly and flops onto his back, letting you sit on top of him while he's still hard.*  
02:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
*mmmmmm big brother....Mandy looks at you with glazed over eyes and a face scarlet from exertion*  
02:45  
  
*That was...unbelievable..*  
02:45  
  
*You see...there's nothing wrong with wanting to show your sister how much you care for her...*  
02:45  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks up at you with dreamy bedroom eyes. He grins, showing his goofy teeth.*  
02:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy slides back beside Daisy and gently kisses him on the lips*  
02:48  
  
*"You're a good big brother..." She whispers*  
02:48  
Daisy Kay  
*Lets out a tired sigh "Oh Mandy... you're so pretty..." he trembles under you.*  
02:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
*blushes...that means a lot coming from you*  
02:51  
  
*You're beautiful too*  
02:51  
  
*I could lay entwined in your strong arms all day and night...*  
02:51  
Daisy Kay  
*He cuddles you "I wish the other girls at school liked me like you do..." He pauses "but maybe I don't need them..."*  
02:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
*You don't, silly, because I'll give you more than they ever could*  
02:54  
Daisy Kay  
~  
02:55     
Kommissar Mandar  
*What happened, sweetheart?*  
02:56  
Daisy Kay  
*He makes a face "I don't wanna say..." He squirms under you, still a bit hard, though you can feel him starting to get soft.*  
02:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
*sssshhhh, you can tell me, sweetling...*  
02:58  
Daisy Kay  
~  
02:59     
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy kisses away the forming tears in your eyes*  
02:59  
  
*It's alright my sweetheart...one day that moment will be completely insignificant in the grand scheme of life...the life you'll spend with me*  
03:01  
  
*She runs a hand through your hair and kisses you on the mouth again...you feel her nipples brush your chest*  
03:01  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy feels mortified, but the idea of being with his little sister puts him at ease. He snuggles up to you.*  
03:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
*No one will ever have to know about your problem...*  
03:04  
  
*kisses you on the forehead*  
03:05  
Daisy Kay  
*He looks down "well... except you..." he pouts.*  
03:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Well it doesn't bother me in the least*  
03:06  
Daisy Kay  
~  
03:07     
Kommissar Mandar  
*Cuddles you close*  
03:10  
Daisy Kay  
~  
03:11     
Kommissar Mandar  
*of course I do!*  
03:13  
  
*You're such a good big brother, Daisy, you would always play with my Jem and the Holograms dolls with me...*  
03:13  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy giggles a bit, squirming around under the covers with you. "I had fun though!"*  
03:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
*We always had fun playing together...it's like we were perfect for eachother, even then..*  
03:15  
Daisy Kay  
~  
03:17     
Kommissar Mandar  
*you're so cute when you suck your thumb, big brother...* *sighs*  
03:17  
  
*kisses your snoot*  
03:17  
Daisy Kay  
*blushes "really?"*  
03:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
*mm hmm*  
03:19  
Daisy Kay  
~  
03:20     
Kommissar Mandar  
*agreed*  
03:23  
  
*Mandy slips down to nothing*  
03:23  
Daisy Kay  
((*blushes* I'm so close...)  
03:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
((really?))  
03:25  
Daisy Kay  
((I'm all slippery over here...))  
03:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy purrs and wiggles her rump against her brother's crotch*  
03:26  
Daisy Kay  
*pets your hair*  
03:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
*mmm, I love the way your hands feel on me*  
03:29  
Daisy Kay  
Mmmmmy mouth is all dry...  
03:29  
  
*goes to get some water~~~~  
03:30  
  
*pokes you*  
03:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
*giggles*  
03:35  
Daisy Kay  
*poke poke*  
03:35  
  
*poke poke poke*  
03:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
*nuuuuuuu*  
03:35  
  
*laughs and clutches tummy*  
03:36  
Daisy Kay  
*nibbles your neck*  
03:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
*mmmmm*  
03:36  
Daisy Kay  
*pokes your butt*  
03:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
*mmmm, you know what I like*  
03:36  
  
*spanks you*  
03:37  
  
((The way the light is shining through the overcast and hitting the trees while it rains almost makes Jersey look prety this morning))  
03:40  
  
*Kisses your eyebrows*  
03:40  
Daisy Kay  
c:  
03:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
*holds you close and sighs*  
03:43  
  
pppppphew  
05:11  
  
I'm on a roll today  
05:11  
  
Sent file Daisy half n Half.jpg.  
05:11  
Daisy Kay  
I like  
07:26  
  
*rolls back in bed* I like it whole not just half  
07:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww, thank you!  
07:27  
Daisy Kay  
*kisses your neck*  
07:27  
  
*kisses your ankle*  
07:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww, you're kissing my ugly frankenstine scars...  
07:28  
  
: 3  
07:28  
  
*smooches your snoot*  
07:28  
Daisy Kay  
It took me forever to wake up  
13:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just woke up from a nap : 3  
15:07  
Daisy Kay  
I wish I was nappin...  
15:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
*pulls you into nice cozy waterbed*  
15:08  
  
I love my waterbed  
15:08  
  
I woke up to find out they're going to be selling Mountain Dew Baja Blast commercially....  
15:09  
  
the little things in life..  
15:09  
Daisy Kay  
I wouldn't get one with a cat in the house.  
15:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
True  
15:10  
  
The new ones though have like a gajiliion layers of reinforcement over the water though  
15:10  
Daisy Kay  
Kit pokes everything.  
15:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
15:11  
Daisy Kay  
even with two scratching posts.  
15:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's how Kommissar was  
15:12  
  
She also knocked down everything that wasn't nailed down  
15:13  
  
I find that cats tend to claw whatever they're not supposed to  
15:19  
Daisy Kay  
I have a pillow in the livingroom just for Kit and he has only slept on it one time.  
15:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
15:21  
Daisy Kay  
Actually  
15:21  
  
he doesn't really have favorite spots  
15:21  
  
just  
15:21  
  
I think he likes to be around me  
15:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
15:22  
Daisy Kay  
He will sit on my towels  
15:22  
  
or on the chair by my work-out bike  
15:22  
  
anything that smells like me I guess  
15:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's adorable :3  
15:23  
Daisy Kay  
common.  
15:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
He loves u : 3  
15:26  
  
I remember he looks like Fishy from what I saw of him  
15:28  
Daisy Kay  
he has white paws and a white bib  
15:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
15:29  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
15:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
how old was he again?  
15:30  
Daisy Kay  
um, dunno  
15:30  
  
not very old  
15:30  
  
maybe 5 or 6?  
15:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's good  
15:30  
Daisy Kay  
He is at least middle-aged cat  
15:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
I found Kommissar when she was not even a year old  
15:31  
  
I don't believe in outdoor cats  
15:31  
  
but  
15:31  
  
She needed...more than an apartment lol  
15:32  
  
She was so wild, she would just go around destroying everything  
15:32  
  
though at he same time  
15:33  
Daisy Kay  
Kit isnt bad  
15:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's never a good idea to have an outdoor cat in AZ  
15:33  
  
plenty of things around to eat them  
15:33  
Daisy Kay  
but he will try to get his way by whining  
15:33  
  
When I am trying to leave he will try to hang around the screen door  
15:34  
  
He loves the view there  
15:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
He doesn't want you to go = (  
15:34  
Daisy Kay  
If I try to nudge him he cries  
15:34  
  
I can either wait it out  
15:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
Is he bad with stealing food?  
15:35  
Daisy Kay  
or if I'm running late I will distract him with treats  
15:35  
  
no he hates food generally  
15:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah man  
15:35  
Daisy Kay  
sometimes I will try and give him something but he wont touch it  
15:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
With both Fishy and Kommissar, you had to eat like a prisoner....  
15:35  
Daisy Kay  
touchy little kitty  
15:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
Fishy was worse  
15:35  
Daisy Kay  
he hates wet food  
15:35  
  
which is weird  
15:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
You could not put food down...ever  
15:36  
Daisy Kay  
cats usually love the canned stuff  
15:36  
  
he just ignores it  
15:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah, that's strange  
15:36  
  
Kommissar would only eat wet  
15:36  
Daisy Kay  
Kit is just an usual cat  
15:36  
  
likes being held and hugged  
15:37  
  
wants to always be around you  
15:37  
  
not so indepedent  
15:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
15:38  
  
He seems very good  
15:38  
  
not a destroyer, not a food thief  
15:38  
  
these are a lot of money but...I want one  
15:38  
  
http://catcentral.edublogs.org/files/2012/11/oriental-shorthair-n5mr07.jpg  
15:38  
  
Still less money than a hyena....  
15:39  
Daisy Kay  
I want a rex rat  
15:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
Those are cool too!  
15:41  
  
Mr. Bigglesworth : 3  
15:41  
Daisy Kay  
no they  
15:41  
  
they are like carpet  
15:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh ooooh  
15:41  
Daisy Kay  
curly hair  
15:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
I thought you meant the hairless kind  
15:42  
  
now I see what you mean  
15:42  
  
They do look like carpet : 3  
15:42  
Daisy Kay  
http://cdn.cutestpaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/l-Baby-blue-rex-dumbo-rat-Looks-like-my-little-Saylaway.jpg  
15:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
awwwww  
15:43  
  
Do you have any rats right now?  
15:43  
  
i used to have a hooded rat  
15:43  
Daisy Kay  
not right now  
15:44  
  
I've had several though.  
15:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
She...bit eyes  
15:44  
  
Not a very nice Lady  
15:44  
  
that was her name too  
15:44  
  
Lady  
15:44  
  
She knew to go for eyes on people, and that's where she would bite  
15:45  
  
Kind of like me in a fight  
15:45  
  
jk  
15:45  
Daisy Kay  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO-eoMWXgV8  
15:45  
  
here's rats eating corn  
15:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
My rat would eat anything  
15:46  
  
aww, that's exactly how Lady looked  
15:46  
Daisy Kay  
it's funny how rats can eat anything  
15:46  
  
I mean  
15:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well they're used to living in sewers and subways...  
15:47  
Daisy Kay  
their stomachs are amazing  
15:47  
  
most animals can't eat what they eat.  
15:47  
  
stuff that would kill other animals  
15:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
I suppose their rival would be the goat  
15:47  
Daisy Kay  
they can eat chocolate  
15:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's interesting...  
15:49  
  
Rats can eat people  
15:50  
  
My rat used to like to chill in my bra : 3  
15:50  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
15:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
I would scare the FUCK out of people like that  
15:50  
Daisy Kay  
rats like to rest between boobs  
15:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
I took her to one of my old jobs  
15:50  
Daisy Kay  
It's more about  
15:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
didn't say anything  
15:51  
  
and a rat just crawled out of my tits  
15:51  
  
it was pretty metal  
15:51  
Daisy Kay  
just... a soft crevice.  
15:51  
  
When I would let my rats crawl around  
15:52  
  
they liked to squeeze between the space of my chair and thigh.  
15:52  
  
The more I moved my leg the closer they could go  
15:53  
  
squeezing it  
15:53  
  
it's like "stop don't go there"  
15:53  
  
and then they go there  
15:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
15:53  
  
at least they didn't go in your pants  
15:54  
Daisy Kay  
like ferrets or rabbits  
15:54  
  
yeah they would  
15:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahahaha  
15:54  
Daisy Kay  
ferrets, rabbits, and rodents  
15:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
that just sounds painful  
15:54  
Daisy Kay  
like squeezing into tight spaces  
15:54  
  
especially if it feels soft  
15:55  
  
maybe some burrowing instinct  
15:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
Now I miss having a rat chill in my bra = (  
15:55  
Daisy Kay  
I had a ferret go up my pant leg once  
15:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
that just sounds like the worst way to be tickled  
15:56  
  
or best  
15:56  
Daisy Kay  
I can't stand it ha  
15:57  
  
ha ha  
15:57  
  
fuffafuffafuffafuff  
15:58  
  
brkbrkbrkbrk  
15:58  
  
I like how they sound like deflated bike horns  
15:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/114/f2dcf50a18f24a1a8452e66a602dba70/l.jpg  
16:01  
  
sheeeit  
16:01  
  
I want a hyena so bad lol  
16:01  
Daisy Kay  
well you can't have one sorry  
16:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
I could  
16:02  
  
Just not legally or feasibly lol  
16:02  
  
random question  
16:04  
  
do you have any tattoos?  
16:04  
Daisy Kay  
I think I told ya no  
16:05  
  
no tats or piercings.  
16:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh yeah  
16:05  
  
tattoos are generally bad ideas, at least in my experience  
16:06  
Daisy Kay  
no drugs no smoking no alcohol.  
16:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
I fucking hate my tattoos  
16:06  
  
lol  
16:06  
  
the alcohol is what led to my shitty tattoos  
16:06  
  
but since I've fucked up my skin already  
16:06  
Daisy Kay  
and rarely smoking weed socially does not count as drugs in my book  
16:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
I was thinking of getting a tattoo of a hyena  
16:07  
  
But I'm worried people would be like "huurrr what's that a doggy?"  
16:07  
  
though  
16:07  
  
it still wouldn't be as bad as what happened with my back....  
16:08  
Daisy Kay  
I have thought about getting tats around my scars/moles.  
16:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
Eh, just reeeally know what you want first  
16:08  
Daisy Kay  
Just anything  
16:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
because having to live with a bad tat is not fun  
16:08  
Daisy Kay  
just something to cover.  
16:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
Get a klurf : 3  
16:09  
Daisy Kay  
I would never get a tat cheaply  
16:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's what I did!  
16:09  
Daisy Kay  
it is the kind of thing I would pay good money for.  
16:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah, you need to  
16:09  
  
or else  
16:09  
Daisy Kay  
I see all these  
16:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
you go in asking for snakes  
16:09  
Daisy Kay  
really bad drawings  
16:09  
  
brb  
16:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
and come out with Richard Scarry-esque worms on your back....  
16:10  
  
like a certain drunken 18 year old asshole...  
16:10  
Daisy Kay  
LOWLY WORM  
16:10  
  
IN THE APPLE CAR  
16:10  
  
that's what I'll get  
16:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
YES1  
16:10  
  
Holy shit that would be amazing  
16:10  
Daisy Kay  
lol  
16:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
You need to do that now  
16:11  
  
Sent file hyenabones.png.  
16:11  
  
I kinda want this...  
16:11  
  
oh god...  
16:26  
  
I found a picture of my old snake tat before I covered it up  
16:26  
  
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Shun_Ten_Satsu/SlytherinForLife.jpg  
16:27  
  
Yeah...it could have been a lot worse, I suppose  
16:27  
  
but still...that is not what the picture I brought in looked like...  
16:27  
  
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Shun_Ten_Satsu/tattoopics004.jpg  
16:29  
  
I have this one too, which I actually like  
16:29  
  
But I look at it and I'm like....why did I get that there?  
16:29  
Daisy Kay  
I never noticed  
16:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah, exactly  
16:35  
Daisy Kay  
2007?????????????????????????  
16:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
yup  
16:35  
  
I had just graduated high school and needed to do something stupid  
16:35  
  
I should have just stuck to piercings  
16:37  
  
I don't regret any of my piercings  
16:37  
  
though the actual experience of getting my boobs pierced was awkward to say the least lol  
16:37  
Daisy Kay  
I should call mom  
16:37  
  
in case I get busy on sunday  
16:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
16:38  
  
I'm a loser and I live with mom, so I don't need to call her  
16:38  
  
blargh  
16:38  
  
I usually take my stepmom out to a bar for mother's day  
16:45  
  
That being what she likes  
16:46  
  
I've learned time and time again that I shouldn't drink lol  
16:47  
  
Especially after last time  
16:48  
  
and me freaking out and messaging you was actually not last time  
16:49  
  
last time actually managed to be far worse  
16:49  
  
So this mothers day the rounds will be for just stepmom  
16:50  
  
I love the new LP cartoon <3  
18:30  
Daisy Kay  
peep  
18:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
poop  
18:30  
  
*head explodes*  
18:31  
Daisy Kay  
*wiggle*  
18:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
uhg  
18:32  
  
I don't feel good  
18:33  
  
I wanna cuddle  
18:33  
Daisy Kay  
*sets you in her lap as she draws*  
18:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
*peeks at your doodle*  
18:34  
  
heh heh that sounded dirty  
18:34  
  
*nuzzles your neck*  
18:34  
  
heh  
19:20  
Daisy Kay  
hm?  
19:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
You know what's great about short term memory loss?  
19:20  
  
You can watch a whole playthrough of a game and have it still be a challenge for you, because you don't remember shit...  
19:21  
  
Actually no  
19:21  
  
It just kind of makes you want to put a shotgun in your mouth most of the time  
19:21  
  
Sorry, I didn't mean to be morbid...I just  
19:22  
  
am not doing to well myself, right now  
19:22  
Daisy Kay  
My longterm memory is  
19:23  
  
highly detailed  
19:23  
  
I just don't remember things as soon as they happen  
19:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm  
19:24  
  
That sounds pretty normal  
19:24  
  
What happened to me was  
19:24  
  
I actually went for an evaluation when I was 16  
19:24  
  
Because of whatever the fuck my learning disabilties were  
19:24  
  
And one of them was short term memory loss  
19:25  
  
and it's gotten worse, and worse, and worse over the yers....  
19:25  
  
years*  
19:25  
  
To the point where I had trouble at my job  
19:25  
  
which landed me ultimately in the situation I'm in now  
19:26  
  
Going from taking care of my friends to stuck in this fucking house collecting disability  
19:27  
  
getting treated like a goddamn leper by my family  
19:28  
  
And I honestly just want to paint the walls with my skull so I can have the last laugh over my worthless fucking mind  
19:29  
Daisy Kay  
I'm sorry, boober...  
19:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm sorry to dump on you  
19:30  
  
but it's just one of those nights  
19:31  
Daisy Kay  
it's good to have someone to dump on.  
19:31  
  
I don't mind it.  
19:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't like burdening people with my problems  
19:32  
Daisy Kay  
I like to listen.  
19:33  
  
It's no burden for me.  
19:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
I know you understand what it's like to feel broken  
19:33  
  
It's hard for me to see it, being that you're loved by so many  
19:34  
  
But I know you know what it feels like  
19:34  
Daisy Kay  
I'm hated by enough people  
19:36  
  
that want to push me to suicide.  
19:36  
  
not a lot  
19:36  
  
but it almost works  
19:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
they think about you enough to hate you  
19:37  
Daisy Kay  
I'm way too sensitive.  
19:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
what does that tell you?  
19:37  
Daisy Kay  
I know.  
19:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
Imagine if you were just...forgotten by everyone  
19:37  
Daisy Kay  
I  
19:37  
  
wish... I was?  
19:37  
  
sometimes I wish I could just float back to obscurity  
19:37  
  
and be a janitor or something  
19:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
heh  
19:37  
  
You say that now  
19:37  
Daisy Kay  
and live the rest of my life forgotten  
19:38  
  
or erase myself  
19:38  
  
sci-fi time altering  
19:38  
  
erasure. ha ha  
19:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well I think we'd both do that if we could  
19:38  
  
Really, what do people say to you?  
19:38  
  
"Oh, that big girly boy Shmorky I have to make fun of him because I have nothing better to do with my life"  
19:39  
  
You don't want to be forgotten  
19:40  
Daisy Kay  
http://skreened.com/shmorky/dump?  
19:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's fun for the first day  
19:41  
  
and then...  
19:41  
  
awww  
19:41  
  
I actually really want the 'blood puke' and 'doki doki panic' one  
19:42  
  
Lets run away and be janitors *grapples you*  
19:45  
Daisy Kay  
okey dokey!  
19:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
The blood puke shirt is really calling to me...  
20:08  
  
Yeah, I'm getting one of these shirts  
20:09  
  
but it's a hard decision  
20:09  
Daisy Kay  
I'm not done makin the new ones yet  
20:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooh  
20:09  
  
perhaps I'll hold off then  
20:09  
  
I want the doki doki panic one so bad too  
20:14  
  
it's just so douchebaggy, I love it  
20:14  
Daisy Kay  
yeah it is fun.  
20:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
that was a big in joke amongst me and my old NY buddies  
20:21  
  
I feel better now *stretches*  
20:23  
Daisy Kay  
almoist doine.  
21:11  
  
http://butthug.com/post/85189758545/badshirtsnew-2014-q2  
21:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
If I had the money I would a load of them  
21:20  
  
I love them :3  
21:20  
  
I'm drawing another klurf  
21:20  
  
this time it's a character from my story  
21:20  
  
Antonin the Bloodhound  
21:20  
  
He's basically a.....  
21:21  
  
can't find the word  
21:21  
  
Feral person?  
21:21  
  
His story is  
21:22  
Daisy Kay  
I'm going to buy some shirts  
21:22  
  
since I have about $118 of credit  
21:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
Wait  
21:22  
  
I'm confused  
21:22  
  
oh nevermind  
21:23  
  
I sorted out my own dumb dumb brain  
21:23  
  
I was gonna be like  
21:23  
  
How do you buy your own shirts?  
21:23  
  
As if you had little elves in your house sitting there making them  
21:23  
Daisy Kay  
yeah all my shirts are free.  
21:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
Blah, I'm a dummy head  
21:24  
  
Sent file Antonin the bloodhound.png.  
21:33  
  
The klurf hunter....  
21:34  
  
Yeah  
21:34  
  
This dude accidentally left behind on a camping trip with his family  
21:34  
  
they find him years later as a teenager  
21:35  
  
and he's a hardened outdoorsman  
21:35  
Daisy Kay  
strong jaw  
21:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha yeah  
21:37  
  
I was experimenting with how it would be to make a boxy snoot/jaw  
21:38  
  
a klurf strongman  
21:38  
  
This is adorable  
22:25  
  
there is a bread crust on a plate on my floor right now  
22:25  
  
and my dog is having a moral dilemma as to whether she should eat it or not  
22:25  
  
she's so torn....  
22:26  
Daisy Kay  
c:  
23:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
*kisses your eyebrows*  
23:44  
Daisy Kay  
peep  
23:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
jeepers creepers  
23:48  
  
where'd you get those peepers?  
23:48  
  
*licks your eyeball*  
23:51  
   Friday, 09. May 2014 
Kommissar Mandar  
lol  
00:07  
  
"check out those getaway sticks"  
00:07  
Daisy Kay  
Mmmm  
00:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's like...the best way I've ever heard legs described  
00:07  
Daisy Kay  
ohhh  
00:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
you have nice getaway sticks : 3  
00:11  
Daisy Kay  
they're ok  
00:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
they're more than ok = P  
00:12  
  
I wish mine were longer  
00:13  
  
I have short, stubby legs  
00:13  
Daisy Kay  
I wish I was thin  
00:15  
  
instead of buldging everywhere  
00:15  
  
I mean just... a tube shape  
00:15  
  
I don't like having muscles  
00:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
I think you're already thin  
00:15  
Daisy Kay  
Yes  
00:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
plus you work at it everyday  
00:15  
Daisy Kay  
I have a tapered waist  
00:15  
  
which looks nice  
00:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
so you'll only get thinner  
00:15  
Daisy Kay  
but it's not what I want  
00:15  
  
I'd rather be pear shaped honestly  
00:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
hourglass figure  
00:15  
Daisy Kay  
our glass figures.  
00:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha  
00:17  
  
I'm happy with my body the way it is  
00:17  
  
I used to be obsessed with dieting  
00:17  
  
I got down to a size 5  
00:18  
Daisy Kay  
Your body is pretty  
00:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
but then I...gave up lol  
00:18  
Daisy Kay  
I like it a lot I want it  
00:18  
  
*looks at it agin*  
00:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like my body better with more chub actually  
00:18  
  
more T and A  
00:18  
  
I would give it to you...if it wasn't attached  
00:18  
Daisy Kay  
oh there's the tattoo  
00:19  
  
it was... covered...  
00:19  
  
c:  
00:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
00:19  
  
I really wish I got that tattoo where it could be seen more  
00:19  
  
I actually do like it, 7 years later  
00:19  
Daisy Kay  
*munches on a garden vegetable wheat thin.*  
00:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Shun_Ten_Satsu/0722092239a.jpg  
00:23  
  
that was the thinnest I ever got down too  
00:24  
  
I like myself better now  
00:24  
Daisy Kay  
*pats your butt*  
00:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
*purrs*  
00:24  
  
though I really...eat bad now lol  
00:25  
  
many have asked me what I'm doing still alive  
00:25  
Daisy Kay  
I have lots of good food here  
00:26  
  
lots of raw veggies and cheese and chicken and flatbread  
00:27  
  
what is your favorite fruit?  
00:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
let me think....  
00:28  
  
i like kiwi  
00:28  
  
I like peaches  
00:28  
  
watermelon actually  
00:28  
  
that's my favorite  
00:28  
  
not a fruit, but I eat eggplants raw  
00:29  
Daisy Kay  
heh c:
I would love a slice of eggplant inside a sandwich  
00:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
that sounds good  
00:29  
Daisy Kay  
I love avocados.  
00:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just like to dig my face into them  
00:30  
  
oh shit yeah  
00:30  
Daisy Kay  
mash them up and put em on stuff  
00:30  
  
use a fork to make a nice avocado paste.  
00:30  
  
I eat mostly sandwiches...  
00:30  
  
they can just have all the nutrients you need.  
00:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
I do the same thing!  
00:31  
  
Because I just...never feel like cooking  
00:31  
  
i can cook  
00:31  
Daisy Kay  
low calorie flatbread  
00:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just never feel like it  
00:31  
Daisy Kay  
there's nothing wrong with carbs but lots of bread is too fatty  
00:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah  
00:32  
  
my biggest thing  
00:32  
  
is I eat a lot of mayonnaise  
00:33  
  
like...a lot  
00:33  
Daisy Kay  
yeah that's no good  
00:33  
  
it provides very little while giving too much.  
00:33  
  
that is why you should get used to 'cados  
00:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah, I know it's terrible  
00:33  
Daisy Kay  
They are fatty but in a good way  
00:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
lots of vitamins  
00:34  
Daisy Kay  
if you like that creamy texture then 'cados will give you what you want  
00:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah, you can spread an avacado on a sandwich and it is a lot like mayo  
00:35  
Daisy Kay  
see  
00:35  
  
you just need to find out what healthy stuff you like  
00:35  
  
and replace it with something bad in your diet  
00:35  
  
and designate a time for having bad stuff  
00:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
When I lived in AZ it was the worst  
00:36  
Daisy Kay  
I once had something bad once a week  
00:36  
  
then every two weeks  
00:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
soooo much amazing fast food...  
00:36  
Daisy Kay  
now it's just once a month.  
00:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
Del Taco  
00:36  
Daisy Kay  
oh  
00:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
Filibertos  
00:36  
  
Carls Jr.  
00:36  
  
In-N-Out burger  
00:36  
Daisy Kay  
McDonalds... has those huge wraps that are only 360 calories  
00:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
IN-N-out burger was the nectar of the gods  
00:37  
Daisy Kay  
the only healthy thing on their menu  
00:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol once you have Western fast food....you can't go back to McDonalds  
00:37  
Daisy Kay  
I go to McDonalds because we have very little options here  
00:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
I still like taco bell  
00:37  
  
actually I love taco bell  
00:38  
Daisy Kay  
we have McDonald, Subway, Sonic up the road...  
00:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sonics good  
00:38  
  
I can't order a dorito tacos locos without smiling and giggling  
00:38  
  
because it's so decadent and ridiculous  
00:38  
Daisy Kay  
local shit... TNT BBQ and... "Whitey's Occasion."  
00:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol what?  
00:39  
Daisy Kay  
this is a small town  
00:39  
  
they love their BEEF and DEEP FRIED garbage  
00:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
Is that really the name of someting?  
00:39  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
00:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahahaha  
00:39  
Daisy Kay  
I can't stand being here  
00:39  
  
I wanna get vegetarian meals  
00:39  
  
I wont go vegan because I still like cheese and stuff  
00:40  
  
and food with bugs in it  
00:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
so much food has bugs in it  
00:40  
Daisy Kay  
which is technically all food but  
00:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
marshmallows....I believ  
00:40  
  
believe*  
00:41  
Daisy Kay  
I mean the stuff with red coloring and "shellac"  
00:41  
  
yeah  
00:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll eat it so long as I can't see the bugs  
00:41  
Daisy Kay  
it keeps the marshmallows from sticking together  
00:41  
  
hey yeah I always said  
00:42  
  
if they made a cricket burger I'd eat it  
00:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
but when it comes to like...actual bugs..NOPE  
00:42  
Daisy Kay  
there would just have to be no trace of the bug  
00:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
I used to have a lollipop with a scorpion in it  
00:42  
Daisy Kay  
I wouldn't be able to eat it if I could see the legs and stuff  
00:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
I dared so many people to eat that thing  
00:42  
  
no takers  
00:42  
  
do you get any weird bugs out there, other than the recluses?  
00:43  
Daisy Kay  
I see different bugs from time to time  
00:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
I...don't do bugs  
00:44  
  
I get very squeamish  
00:44  
Daisy Kay  
they are okay  
00:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
that was the thing with AZ  
00:44  
Daisy Kay  
I have learned to live with them... NOT IN MY HOUSE but  
00:44  
  
I don't get so upset when I see them.  
00:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
I was in my friends kithchen  
00:44  
  
kitchen*  
00:45  
Daisy Kay  
you got scorps there  
00:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
gonna get a slice of cheese  
00:45  
  
YES  
00:45  
  
One of them ran right across my feet  
00:45  
Daisy Kay  
they do not live here  
00:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
I"m like....I could have died  
00:45  
Daisy Kay  
yeah that is a deal I would like to make with bugs  
00:45  
  
"you can live here but do not touch me."  
00:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm less forgiving  
00:45  
Daisy Kay  
it would be cool if they understood  
00:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't want to look at them  
00:46  
Daisy Kay  
but they don't  
00:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha  
00:46  
Daisy Kay  
so I take a clear plastic cup and some paper  
00:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
like Joe's Apartment  
00:46  
Daisy Kay  
and put them outside.  
00:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
I would only do that with the slugs that came in my old place  
00:46  
  
Because I actually thought they were kind of cute : 3  
00:46  
  
And then my roommates would salt them =(  
00:47  
  
not cool  
00:47  
Daisy Kay  
I put spiders right outside my door. Like, between the walkway and door  
00:47  
  
because I know they'll kill intruders  
00:47  
  
spiders are our friends.  
00:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
except when they're poisonous...  
00:48  
  
true though, they do take care of other pest  
00:48  
  
pests*  
00:48  
  
but really  
00:48  
  
fuck centipedes  
00:48  
  
that is my worst fear  
00:49  
Daisy Kay  
I used to hate them, but  
00:49  
  
even though I hate them touching me, I just  
00:49  
  
can't be upset  
00:49  
  
they're too harmless  
00:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
http://www.whetstoneranch.org/images/CENTIPEDE.jpg  
00:49  
Daisy Kay  
Having seen worse bugs I just am no longer bothered by our weak american bugs.  
00:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
we had these in AZ  
00:49  
Daisy Kay  
oh yeah okay ha ha  
00:50  
  
that's a lot different  
00:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah, these weren't garden centipedes  
00:50  
  
these centipedes were out to get ya  
00:50  
  
the good thing was though  
00:50  
Daisy Kay  
I was thinkin of the common house centipede that people get stupidly scared of.  
00:50  
  
It's HARMLESS.  
00:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
All the buildings were so new and well kept out there, bugs coming inside wasn't really a big issue  
00:51  
  
but...you didn't go outside without shoes on...ever  
00:51  
  
lol that pepsiman shirt  
00:54  
  
they need to bring back Crystal Pepsi...  
00:54  
Daisy Kay  
*sits by you*  
01:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
*cheeks flush*  
01:11  
Daisy Kay  
*flushes all over*  
01:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
*starts rubbing your tensed up shoulders from a hard day at work*  
01:12  
Daisy Kay  
*slaps your butt*  
01:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
*gasp* you butt toucher!  
01:13  
  
*slaps your butt back*  
01:14  
Daisy Kay  
the butt toucher is the butt touchee.  
01:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
how the tables have turned....  
01:14  
  
*puts my arms around you and snuggles you to me*  
01:15  
Daisy Kay  
*Sucks your dick*  
01:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
egads!  
01:16  
  
*moans and falls on my butt*  
01:17  
Daisy Kay  
*thinks about something and then blushes*  
01:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
*penny for your thoughts?*  
01:17  
Daisy Kay  
penny for your penis  
01:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
sold!  
01:19  
  
*pulls down pants around ankles*  
01:19  
Daisy Kay  
You ever think of a fantasy that might be kind of insensitive  
01:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
insensitive?  
01:19  
  
well, I'm not really phased by anything...  
01:20  
Daisy Kay  
I'm just wonderin  
01:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm always worried about going too far with you  
01:20  
  
upsetting you  
01:20  
Daisy Kay  
heh heh c:  
01:21  
  
I like to be abused *blushes*
Consentually, obviously, but not in the fantasy.  
01:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
well  
01:22  
  
I'll say  
01:22  
Daisy Kay  
~  
01:22     
Kommissar Mandar  
If I said I never watched a Nazi-sploitation porno...I'd be lying  
01:22  
Daisy Kay  
~  
01:23     
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
01:24  
  
lol it's almost hard for me to be mean to you, even in fantasy  
01:24  
Daisy Kay  
~  
01:25     
Kommissar Mandar  
beause I just want to put you on a pedastal and treat you like a princes.s..  
01:25  
Daisy Kay  
~  
01:25     
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm, well rules are rules  
01:25  
  
*Get your nasty cock out of here you pervy boy!*  
01:25  
Daisy Kay  
*looks down*  
01:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Yeah, you heard me*  
01:26  
  
*This ladies room is for REAL GIRLS*  
01:26  
  
*Not boys in dresses*  
01:26  
Daisy Kay  
~  
01:27     
Kommissar Mandar  
*Well then use the BOYS room, dum dum head!*  
01:28  
  
*We can't have our bathroom defiled by a Eunuch like you!*  
01:29  
  
*Or a wannabe Eunuch*  
01:29  
  
*Shoves you*  
01:30  
Daisy Kay  
~  
01:30     
Kommissar Mandar  
*Well then I guess you're just shit out of luck, because you're not going in here!* *Mandy, the belligerent girl raises her fist and shouts*  
01:31  
  
*You can't go in the girls bathroom if you're not a girl!*  
01:32  
Daisy Kay  
~  
01:33     
Kommissar Mandar  
*But if you want....(Mandy grins evilly)....we could fix that for you...(whips out a switchblade)*  
01:33  
  
((please stop me if Im going to far))  
01:34  
Daisy Kay  
~  
01:34     
Kommissar Mandar  
*EEEEEWwwwwww!*  
01:35  
  
*Daisy the shitbricker! Daisy the shitbricker!* (Mandy chants and everyone joins in)  
01:35  
Daisy Kay  
~  
01:36     
Kommissar Mandar  
*It is your fault for being a sissy!*  
01:37  
  
*Why can't you just be like the other boys!*  
01:37  
  
*Instead you come in here dressed like a girl and shitting your pants...what's wrong with you!?*  
01:38  
Daisy Kay  
~  
01:39     
  
((meanie *blushes*))  
01:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy's eyes shift left to right*  
01:40  
  
*What'll YOU do for ME if I let you in the stall?*  
01:40  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy's hard cock is lifting her skirt up a bit as it tents out her tight panties. She clutches her skirt against the shaft and looks down "I dunno, I'll do anything, just please lemme go!" He boucnes in place.*  
01:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
*You have to lick my feet first! Just like a slave!*  
01:45  
  
*then I'll let you use the toilet....*  
01:45  
Daisy Kay  
*Darla giggles "Mandy that's weird..." Daisy doesn't say much. She gets on her knees and bends down, kissing the girl's shoe. He looks up, wondering if you want her to kiss your shoe or your actual foot.*  
01:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy removes her shoe and sock...start licking slimeball!*  
01:47  
Daisy Kay  
~  
01:49     
Kommissar Mandar  
*Keep licking...*  
01:50  
  
*Mandy wiggles her toes in your mouth*  
01:50  
Daisy Kay  
~  
01:51     
Kommissar Mandar  
*Awww....did the widdle baby pee her pants?*  
01:52  
  
*everyone in the bathroom points and laughs at Daisy's piss-sodden crying form*  
01:53  
Daisy Kay  
~  
01:54     
Kommissar Mandar  
*Haha that's right Darla! Mandy lifts her dress and throws her smooth-shaven pussy in Daisy's face*  
01:55  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy winces, backing away a bit as you thrust your hips forward.*  
01:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
*What's the matter? Can't handle the real thing? You stupid cross-dresser!*  
01:56  
  
*Mandy grabs the back of Daisy's head and forces his face into her pussy*  
01:57  
  
*Mandy grinds her smooth pussy against Daisy's snoot*  
01:57  
Daisy Kay  
~  
01:59     
Kommissar Mandar  
*Hahaha yeah! lets bring him to the nurses office!*  
02:00  
  
*Mandy throws Daisy over her shoulder and starts walking down the corridor filled with curious onlookers*  
02:01  
  
*The other kids see the mess on Daisy's bottom and begin to point and laugh*  
02:01  
Daisy Kay  
~  
02:01     
  
~  
02:02     
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy tightens her grasp on the screaming soiled, girly boy*  
02:02  
  
*Everyone look upon Daisy's shame! Mandy bellows down the hall*  
02:03  
Daisy Kay  
~  
02:03     
  
Sent file darla-cropped.png.  
02:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Hey Nurse! Look what Daisy did!* *Mandy points out Daisy's soiled bottom*  
02:05  
  
((That drawing is adorable : 3))  
02:05  
Daisy Kay  
*The nurse looks up at Daisy "oh dear... Daisy is that you? Why are you wearing that rediculous outfit?" She takes the dirty boy and sets him on the desk. Daisy looks down, not answering.*  
02:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
*You should make him wear diapers! He shits and pisses his pants all the time! He's so gross!*  
02:08  
Daisy Kay  
*The nurse nods "Well I already have a lot of work to do. Would you girls mind helping me out here?" Darla laughs, rubbing her hands together in anticipation.*  
02:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Noooo problem at all!*  
02:10  
  
*Mandy unceremoniously pulls Daisy's dress over his head and throws it aside*  
02:11  
Daisy Kay  
*Darla's a bit younger than you. She's never seen a boy's privates before. She leans in close and watches as you undress the girly boy.*  
02:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Take a picture, i'll last longer! Mandy shouts as she shoves Darla aside* *With a sadistic expression spread over her features she grabs the 'special' underwear the nurse keeps on her shelf and holds Daisy down*  
02:12  
  
*Reveling in glee with every passing second she wets a napkin and wipes the excess scat from Daisy's bottom*  
02:13  
Daisy Kay  
*Darla scoots back up "Come on, let me see..." She raises her hand up, touching the girl's butt. She's trying to be cool and flirt with you as you clean up the boy. She stares at the limp cock and balls just hanging between his legs.*  
02:14  
  
*Daisy whines, knowing she's just some plaything to the sadistic girls. He turns away, but he keeps a curious eye on the two.*  
02:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy loses her patience and punches Darla in her beak-like mouth. "No one...touches him...but me..."*  
02:15  
  
*Turning back to her quarry, she gleefully fastens the swaddling clothes onto Daisy's bottom*  
02:16  
  
*She can see Daisy's face flushing red as a tomato at all the abject humliation that has befallen him*  
02:16  
Daisy Kay  
*Darla blushes, rubbing her snoot. She even liked that kind of contact from Mandy. She looks up a the older girl. "I don't wanna touch HIM. Boys are gross!" She tries to drop a hint. Daisy feels his dick harden, just thinking about two girls like that... Combined with his humiliation he is having a lot of mixed feelings about this.*  
02:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Yeah, I'll bet you'd like that wouldn't you...two girls going at it..you twisted little pervert!*  
02:19  
  
*Don't think I didn't see you blushing*  
02:19  
Daisy Kay  
*Darla looks at Daisy then back up at you. "Maybe we should give him a show... let me see what he can't have..." Daisy sits up straight. He looks a bit surprised. You can see his dick tenting out the front of his pampers.*  
02:20  
  
*Darla licks her mouth "yeah, you wish you could be a girl... and lez out with other girls... Too bad you're not though."*  
02:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Haha...too bad for you! Mandy seizes Darla by the collar and viciously tongues her buck toothed mouth*  
02:22  
Daisy Kay  
*Darla shudders and moans. She closes her eyes and passionately kisses Mandy. She wonders if her older friend has any idea how much she's been crushing on her. Darla wraps her arms around you and hugs tight. She locks one of her legs around yours.*  
02:23  
  
((I also like not letting boys cum. *grins evily*))  
02:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Heh heh heh...Mandy turns away from Darla and pulls out her switchblade again, this time holding it against Daisy's trembling manhood*  
02:25  
  
*You listen to me, boy, and you listen good...if you dare reach to touch your filthy worm or cum I'll make you a girl, alright...and it won't be pretty*  
02:26  
Daisy Kay  
~  
02:27     
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy starts tonguing Darla, necking her, rough housing her sexually*  
02:27  
  
*with one swift motion she tears Darla's dress, revealing her naked tits to the wind*  
02:28  
  
*Mandy flicks her nipple with her thumb*  
02:28  
Daisy Kay  
*Darla slips her hands down the back of your pants and squeezes your butt. She lets out a little moan of pleasure as you lick and suck her flesh, giving her a hickey on her neck. She gasps as you strip her. Her little nipples harden quickly when you flick them. "ah!"*  
02:28  
  
*Darla arches her back "Don't stop, I'm almost there..." she says in short breath.*  
02:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy fondles the young girl's tit until her pussy floods down her thighs*  
02:31  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy whimpers pathetically. All he can do is sit there and watch. He sighs, looking down at his wet crotch and feeling backed up.*  
02:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
*I told you what would happen if you spilt your seed, boy...*  
02:33  
  
*Darla drops to her butt, panting, her face flushed*  
02:34  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy whines "I didn't..." he looks down and mumbles "I really wanted to though..."*  
02:34  
  
((mmm... not sure how much longer I can keep this up. I would want to just snuggle you right now and chat about nonsense...))  
02:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
((I would want to hold you and never let you go and whisper to you how amazing you are until I had no breath left in my lungs))  
02:36  
  
*well....Mandy looks thoughtfully*  
02:36  
  
*It's Friday and I think you've endured enough*  
02:36  
  
*Let loose your filthy man-seed, IF you must* *sighs*  
02:37  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy grabs himself and barely touches it. He cums rather suddenly. He flops backward and sighs with relief.*  
02:39  
  
((psst. You're cute))  
02:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
((not as cute as you = P))  
02:39  
Daisy Kay  
((psst here's a secret. *pecks your cheek*))  
02:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
(( = O *blushes*))  
02:41  
Daisy Kay  
*poke*  
02:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
((Pulls you under the covers and snuggles up to you))  
02:46  
  
((holds you as she watches a very pretty sunrise coming through the fog))  
02:48  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy watches the sunrise with you.*  
02:49  
  
ah... the east...  
02:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's prettier in the West  
02:49  
  
But this is a very pretty morning  
02:49  
  
It's so foggy it looks like London...  
02:49  
  
It's foggy as my head : 3  
02:50  
Daisy Kay  
well I mean that's where the sun rises.  
02:51  
  
And it sets in the west.  
02:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
And the West still manages to be prettier in the morning...  
02:52  
  
Sent file IMG_0145.JPG.  
02:53  
Daisy Kay  
*squeezes you*  
02:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
That was on the way to Vegas  
02:53  
  
*Sits you on her lap as we play the penny slots and order the questionable looking early bird special...*  
02:55  
Daisy Kay  
*plays*  
02:57  
  
I haven't have eggs in a while.  
02:58  
  
or pancakes  
02:58  
  
hmm  
02:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah man  
02:58  
Daisy Kay  
ya know this is weird but  
02:58  
  
I like dry pancakes  
02:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've been feeling like waffles forever  
02:59  
Daisy Kay  
I find that they're already full of sugar.  
02:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
seriously?  
02:59  
  
Like not even with butter?  
02:59  
Daisy Kay  
maybe a small amount of butter.  
02:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
I couldn't do that  
02:59  
Daisy Kay  
french toast  
03:00  
  
french toast, no syrup. Just a light dusting of powdered sugar  
03:00  
  
and maybe a bit of butter  
03:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
All I have for breakfast, if I have breakfast, is eggs  
03:00  
Daisy Kay  
I like to scramble eggs  
03:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll eat eggs whatever way they come  
03:01  
  
just as long as folks don't burn them  
03:01  
  
because that crusty business is a no go  
03:02  
Daisy Kay  
I used to always eat eggs with sausage.  
03:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's what I'm talking about....  
03:02  
Daisy Kay  
I miss sausage  
03:03  
  
but I am determined to never eat pigs again.  
03:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
really?  
03:03  
Daisy Kay  
It was the hardest meat to quit...  
03:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah...  
03:03  
  
It'd be like being a smoker and taking a drag off a cig  
03:03  
Daisy Kay  
pigs are delicious... but I couldn't justify it anymore.  
03:03  
  
I mean yeah, there are health benefits to not eating pig meat...  
03:04  
  
but, they're too smart...  
03:04  
  
I have nothing against anyone that wants to eat pigs  
03:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm not THAT big of a meat fan  
03:04  
Daisy Kay  
but I can't  
03:04  
  
Seeing them solve puzzles and even video games I mean  
03:04  
  
I can't eat an animal that does that  
03:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
fuck man...= (  
03:05  
Daisy Kay  
they're so bright and curious.  
03:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have never seen a pig play video games  
03:05  
  
If it beats King's Quest I'm going and freeing them all from the farms around here  
03:06  
  
I admit, I enjoy bacon  
03:06  
Daisy Kay  
nah, but  
03:06  
  
okay, see  
03:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
I dunno, wth meat, it just depends what it is with me  
03:06  
  
if its a taco...I'll eat it  
03:07  
Daisy Kay  
it solved this game that dogs couldn't even figure out  
03:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't go crazy for steak though  
03:07  
  
aww  
03:07  
Daisy Kay  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOJJf_zoPDs  
03:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
holy shit....  
03:09  
Daisy Kay  
I thought of cows as dumb but I remembered that they are actually very affectionate and have personalities. Cows will even pair up with other cows and form long-lasting friendships.  
03:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
That pig is playing Atari 2600 for food...  
03:09  
  
And his name his Hamlet...  
03:09  
  
cow bros : 3  
03:09  
  
I probably wouldn't miss meat that much if I didn't have it anymore  
03:10  
  
as long as I have cheese, eggs, mayo and pizza...I'm good  
03:10  
  
and eggplant and watermelon  
03:10  
  
to balance things out  
03:10  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
03:11  
  
I will still eat eggs and cheese  
03:11  
  
I'm not vegan.  
03:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah, I'd die if I was vegan  
03:11  
  
I could not do that  
03:11  
Daisy Kay  
I'll quit chicken some day  
03:11  
  
the last meat I still eat  
03:12  
  
I just need to talk to a doctor first.  
03:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't even go for chicken that much  
03:12  
  
unless it's fried  
03:12  
  
one thing I cook well is fried teriyaki chicken  
03:13  
  
well, it's good to me  
03:14  
  
people tend to not agree with my cooking  
03:15  
  
I'm usually the only one who thinks it's good  
03:15  
Daisy Kay  
Chicken needs to be grilled for it to be healthy.  
03:15  
  
that's where you get your important vitamins from.  
03:15  
  
and it's lower in calories than when it's fried.  
03:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
eh  
03:16  
Daisy Kay  
I know  
03:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
then I just find it to be bland  
03:16  
Daisy Kay  
I know, I know  
03:16  
  
I feel like the only person who actually PREFERS grilled  
03:16  
  
but... it's good! And good FOR you.  
03:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
You seem to have this strange gift of actually liking things the healthier way....  
03:17  
  
its a good thing  
03:18  
Daisy Kay  
well  
03:18  
  
you just need to find that balance  
03:19  
  
look for the stuff that's good for you that you happen to like  
03:19  
  
and only eat that.  
03:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's good to get into the habit  
03:20  
Daisy Kay  
I like most vegetables.  
03:20  
  
Not a big fan of fruit for some reason...  
03:20  
  
but I try.  
03:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
really?  
03:20  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
03:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
I could eat like...a whole watermelon in one sitting  
03:21  
Daisy Kay  
I don't like the pulpy, stringy fruit textures  
03:21  
  
and that's the part that's good for you  
03:21  
  
bananas are nice but they're mostly sugar!  
03:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
they have a lot of potassium too  
03:22  
Daisy Kay  
Actually you can get just as much from a bowl of spinach  
03:22  
  
there are other foods higher in potassium than bananas.  
03:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love spinach  
03:23  
Daisy Kay  
spinach is a super food  
03:23  
  
it has TONS of vitamins in it  
03:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
Come to think of it I actually like most vegetables  
03:24  
Daisy Kay  
though it's iron content was originally thought to be way higher  
03:24  
  
it still has a decent amount of iron  
03:24  
  
which is good if you still have your period.  
03:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol i probably have like no iron  
03:25  
Daisy Kay  
*puts you in shortpants and bounces you on her knee.*  
03:25  
  
It's almost 5:30 here  
03:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh baby  
03:26  
  
my getaway sticks  
03:26  
  
Are you usually nocturnal?  
03:26  
  
it's funny, I meant to ask you that like 5 hours ago  
03:27  
  
and it's been bothering me lol  
03:27  
Daisy Kay  
usually sometimes.  
03:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
The information is all in my head lol, it just takes 5 hours to call it forward  
03:27  
  
I'm nocturnal most of the time  
03:28  
  
what time to you go to the awfice?  
03:28  
Daisy Kay  
I try to wake up before noon but, well...  
03:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
I sleep..all over the place  
03:30  
  
sometimes I'll just take a nap  
03:31  
  
sometimes I'll sleep till 2pm  
03:31  
  
sometimes I'll stay up till 2pm and just take a nap then  
03:31  
Daisy Kay  
I have been trying to fix myself for a long time.  
03:31  
  
My sleep patterns are still wonky  
03:31  
  
but it used to be I would always fall asleep one hour later every night.  
03:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
I do the same thing!  
03:32  
  
I can usually get back on a regular schedule by either staying up like 24-48 hours straight or just cheating and taking some klonopin at like 8pm  
03:33  
  
holy shit  
03:33  
Daisy Kay  
I was supposed to be born on a different planet  
03:33  
  
clearly  
03:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
I think that goes for the both of us  
03:34  
  
One time I tried to get back on schedule  
03:34  
  
and I took like...4 klonopin...  
03:34  
  
and I slept for 48 solid hours straight  
03:34  
  
I woke up...just not knowing how much time had passed  
03:34  
  
It was like that Angry Beavers episode...  
03:35  
  
NORBERT? HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN ASLEEP?  
03:35  
Daisy Kay  
that is a good way to waste muscle mass and get bedsores  
03:36  
  
ha ha  
03:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
hahaha  
03:37  
  
and just...trip yourself out lol  
03:37  
  
I never expected that to happen, I just went to bed on Tuesday and then it was Thursday  
03:38  
  
I have vague reccollections of maybe waking up to Friends being on....that's it  
03:39  
  
A pink, undulating David Schwimmers face greeting you like Charon as you drift into the bowels of oblivion....  
03:40  
Daisy Kay  
I once picked up a phone and held a conversation  
03:40  
  
in my sleep  
03:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have heard of people doing that before  
03:40  
Daisy Kay  
oh man  
03:40  
  
I never lost track of time so solidly before...  
03:40  
  
um...  
03:40  
  
like  
03:41  
  
I have never been TRULY unconscious  
03:41  
  
until I needed surgery  
03:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah man, that's the best  
03:41  
  
I like to imagine 'Strawberry Fields' by the Beatles playing in my head as I go under  
03:42  
Daisy Kay  
I watched the stuff going into my arm, and there was this countdown or something?  
03:42  
  
then...  
03:42  
  
nothing  
03:42  
  
like being dead.  
03:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
What'd you get surgery for?  
03:42  
Daisy Kay  
I wake up, having no idea how much time passed  
03:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's awesome!  
03:42  
Daisy Kay  
it was like... one minute I was under and then instantly waking up.  
03:42  
  
I think I made some stupid jokes when I got up  
03:43  
  
like, there were tubes going up my nose  
03:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just wanted a cigarette really bad  
03:43  
Daisy Kay  
so I said "I look like nostril dumbass."  
03:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
and the thing was, I didn't even smoke  
03:44  
Daisy Kay  
and that was the most coherent joke I made  
03:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
AHAHAHAHAHA holy shit...  
03:44  
Daisy Kay  
the rest of the stuff I said was like "oh look... goo."  
03:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
that is...the worst  
03:44  
Daisy Kay  
I had a jackson pratt tube inside me.  
03:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
I never had one of those  
03:45  
Daisy Kay  
the naaaastiest  
03:45  
  
like  
03:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
that probably makes surgery a lot less fun  
03:45  
Daisy Kay  
they never show THAT on hospital shows  
03:45  
  
it's this gross tube with a bulb on the end  
03:45  
  
and the bulb slowly fills with sludge that is inside you.  
03:45  
  
it starts out red because your blood is infected  
03:46  
  
and you know it's all done when the liquid comes out yellow.  
03:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's just not fun  
03:46  
Daisy Kay  
and it takes days  
03:46  
  
I was so scared I was going to roll over and pop it off  
03:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
*shudders*  
03:46  
Daisy Kay  
oh  
03:46  
  
the best part is when it came out  
03:47  
  
"this is going to feel weird"  
03:47  
  
that was an UNDERSTATEMENT.  
03:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
Why on earth...did you need that?  
03:47  
Daisy Kay  
IT IS THE WEIRDEST SENSATION I EVER FELT.  
03:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
I"m curious now...  
03:47  
  
but would rather opt out  
03:47  
Daisy Kay  
LIKE AN OLD MAN SLURPED SPAGHETTI OUT OF MY STOMACH  
03:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh holky fuck...  
03:47  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
03:47  
  
it didn't hurt but  
03:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
that would kill my surgery groove  
03:48  
Daisy Kay  
I made a sound like "HUAAH?!!"  
03:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
AHAHAHA  
03:48  
Daisy Kay  
I was not ready  
03:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's just...terrible  
03:48  
Daisy Kay  
see  
03:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
shit  
03:48  
Daisy Kay  
it's coiled around  
03:48  
  
inside you  
03:48  
  
and you don't have like  
03:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
I look forward to my surgeries  
03:48  
Daisy Kay  
pain there  
03:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
I get to trip and and get free vicodin, it's a win win for me  
03:49  
Daisy Kay  
You feel this tube  
03:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
pain or not...  
03:49  
Daisy Kay  
rubbing against all your organs  
03:49  
  
no pain  
03:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah, that's terrible  
03:49  
Daisy Kay  
just  
03:49  
  
normally you don't get touched there  
03:49  
  
hahaha  
03:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
it sounds like the most hellishly alien sensation anyone could have  
03:49  
  
yeah, normally I don't get touched there  
03:49  
Daisy Kay  
It's funny  
03:50  
  
My appendix burst. Like, two years ago.  
03:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh god, I still have mine  
03:50  
  
I always think about that happening  
03:50  
Daisy Kay  
It gave me an infection  
03:50  
  
well  
03:50  
  
you should know when it happens  
03:51  
  
me, I did not, because of TWO false alarms.  
03:51  
  
I kept thinking I just had a tummy ache  
03:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm so sorry you had to go through that = (  
03:51  
Daisy Kay  
So I had this burst appendix inside me for maybe  
03:52  
  
1.5 weeks  
03:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
jesus christ..how are you alive?  
03:52  
Daisy Kay  
and I was in the hospital for 5 days  
03:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
I thought those killed you in a matter of days  
03:52  
Daisy Kay  
my parents drove 1000 miles to take care of me for one week  
03:53  
  
then two more weeks of having to stay at home  
03:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
03:53  
Daisy Kay  
*pokes tummy*  
03:54  
  
the surgery scar isn't noticable since it was in my belly button.  
03:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
That still sucks that you had to go through all that  
03:54  
Daisy Kay  
and there are two dimples below my belly button  
03:54  
  
where tubs had gone in  
03:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
My surgeries were completely superfluous  
03:55  
  
yeah...I never want that to happen to me  
03:55  
Daisy Kay  
I wish my scars were cooler like... lightening bolt shaped.  
03:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
Am I sick for enjoying my surgeries lol?  
03:55  
Daisy Kay  
they just dots.  
03:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
Harry Potter stomach  
03:55  
  
shit  
03:55  
  
I would go in  
03:56  
  
Get knocked out, which I thought was awesome  
03:56  
  
wake up after 2 hours  
03:56  
  
get my meds  
03:56  
  
go home  
03:56  
  
Get high on vic and play Elder Scrolls Oblivion and read the Dark Tower series  
03:56  
  
rinse, repeat  
03:56  
  
it's kind of sad that like...that summer was the best summer of my life  
03:57  
  
it was before all my friends moved away  
03:57  
  
me and my cousin were still close  
03:58  
  
and they'd all come visit me  
03:58  
Daisy Kay  
me gonna pass out  
03:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
03:59  
  
*tucks you in all warm and kisses you on the forehead*  
03:59  
Daisy Kay  
*tucks YOU in*  
04:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
04:01  
  
*noogies you*  
19:33  
Daisy Kay  
noogies  
19:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
I do it all for the noogie  
19:34  
  
today sucked  
19:34  
Daisy Kay  
I'm sorry  
19:34  
  
you okay now?  
19:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm alright  
19:35  
  
My Aun't dog died is what happened  
19:35  
  
they live down the street  
19:35  
  
it's pretty heartbreaking because our dog has been buddies with hers since they were born  
19:36  
  
and now...  
19:36  
Daisy Kay  
aw  
19:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
My dog doesn't get that her friend is gone = (  
19:36  
Daisy Kay  
yeah.  
19:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm dreading the day my dog goes...  
19:37  
  
she's 10 years old, a cancer survivor  
19:37  
Daisy Kay  
I get sad but I try not to let it totally kill me  
19:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
She seems surprisingly healthy though  
19:38  
Daisy Kay  
I mean, part of why I get rats is because, like...  
19:38  
  
their lifespans are short  
19:38  
  
but if I can handle it then I know I'm okay  
19:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah...  
19:39  
  
part of the reason I kind of want a parrot is that they live for like...ever  
19:40  
Daisy Kay  
ha ha  
19:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
and I could teach it to say funny shit  
19:40  
Daisy Kay  
I would be too worried about dying before it  
19:40  
  
how about an african grey  
19:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'd rather have a colorful one  
19:41  
  
a blue one  
19:41  
  
have it chill on my shoulder  
19:42  
Daisy Kay  
I mean because  
19:42  
  
they are really smart, like  
19:42  
  
smartest birds on the planet.  
19:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
really?  
19:42  
  
I don't know much about them  
19:42  
  
So how was your day?  
19:50  
Daisy Kay  
It was all fine. I think I might make another comic before I head home.  
19:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
nice  
19:51  
  
oh God  
21:06  
  
I just tried drawing one of my character in MS paint  
21:06  
  
It looks like something the CD-I would shit out lol  
21:06  
Daisy Kay  
i like mspaint  
21:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
There's something about doodling in MS paint that's just so...relaxing  
21:35  
  
Sent file Mike dawsonnnnn.png.  
22:19  
  
Shit I'm bored lol....  
22:19  
Daisy Kay  
I'm doing some manual dithering in mspaint.  
22:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't even know how to do that  
22:20  
Daisy Kay  
I know there should be a program for that...  
22:21  
  
but, well...  
22:21  
  
Man, I have not played Harvester.  
22:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
holy shit you have too  
22:22  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzNQFONW4Gg&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DCzNQFONW4Gg&has_verified=1  
22:22  
  
the best FMV game in my opinion  
22:22  
Daisy Kay  
I have played so many point and click games  
22:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm gonna do a playthrough of it after I"m done with Phantasmagoria  
22:23  
  
Harvester I haven't played but I watched a Retsupurae of it  
22:24  
  
it's a...very unique story lol  
22:24  
  
like a more fucked up version of the Matri  
22:24  
  
Matrix*  
22:24  
  
I'd love to play through Darkseed 2, but no one's been able to convert it to something that can be played on Windows 7 yet  
22:25  
Daisy Kay  
well let's play it on PS1.  
22:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
There was PS1 version?  
22:28  
  
Well I'll be a baboons asshole  
22:28  
  
I did not know it was released for PS1  
22:28  
  
I thought it was PC-only  
22:29  
Daisy Kay  
I'd suggest Saturn too  
22:29  
  
but my Saturn has no working sound  
22:29  
  
I wonder if I could repair it...  
22:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm jealous that you actually have one  
22:30  
  
though  
22:30  
  
If I was gonna buy an obscure console with some extra cash  
22:30  
Daisy Kay  
I will re-collect all my old games...  
22:30  
  
but probably not my NES collection  
22:30  
  
not unless I get rich.  
22:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
the first thing I wanna go for is a Phillips CD-i  
22:30  
  
I didn't own all too many games when I was a kid  
22:31  
  
I mostly rented them  
22:32  
Daisy Kay  
I had a CD-i. It was one of the ones that got sold...  
22:32  
  
at least I didn't spend money on it.  
22:32  
  
Someone found it in an attic and gave it to me.  
22:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha that's awesome  
22:33  
Daisy Kay  
I found a gamecube in a basement.  
22:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
I actually think Zelda's Adventure looks like a really good game  
22:33  
  
I've gotten a CD-i emulator to work once upon a time  
22:33  
  
and played Wand of Gamelon and Faces of Evil  
22:34  
  
christ, they were shit...  
22:34  
  
I mean, actually playing as Zelda was a really cool concept  
22:37  
  
it just turned out to be....shit  
22:37  
Daisy Kay  
*snuggles your butt*  
23:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Purrs*  
23:02  
  
I wish you were here to walk on my back right now...  
23:02  
Daisy Kay  
dithering: https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/465009026598567936  
23:02  
  
the hair and the background  
23:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like it!  
23:03  
  
gator klurf  
23:03  
Daisy Kay  
She is just toothsome.  
23:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
*huggles you*  
23:05  
  
haha  
23:06  
  
my buddy messages me and asks "did you MS Paint Batista from Dexter?"  
23:07  
  
fuck that show lol  
23:07  
  
I've never seen a show start with such good first 3/4 seasons  
23:08  
  
and then so quickly go to utter shit  
23:08  
Daisy Kay  
I find it absurd to have the message of "murder is bad" after five seasons of it.  
23:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
23:09  
Daisy Kay  
And it's a cartoony fake show  
23:09  
  
I don't need it to be realistic.  
23:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
Thank you!  
23:09  
  
It probably would have worked better as a cartoon  
23:09  
  
After the season with John Lithgow you can tell the writers just stopped caring  
23:10  
  
DAMMIT, I DON'T WANT TO WRITE LINES FOR THESE STUPID KIDS  
23:10  
Daisy Kay  
I get it that he is like what a real batman would be. That's a decent commentary. Does not need so many fucking episodes to tell that same story though.  
23:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
SEND THEM TO GRANDMAS HOUSE  
23:10  
  
My buddy watched that show till the end...I don't know why  
23:11  
  
DEXTER, I'M YOUR SPIRIT MOM  
23:11  
  
it was just terrible...  
23:11  
Daisy Kay  
I have the same problem with other crime shows  
23:11  
  
make a crime comedy and stick with it  
23:12  
  
They forgot Breaking Bad was a comedy  
23:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
I can only watch them for so long  
23:12  
Daisy Kay  
and ruined it.  
23:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
eh  
23:12  
  
it was a dark comedy  
23:12  
Daisy Kay  
It was!  
23:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
I liked the way it wrapped up  
23:12  
Daisy Kay  
and it did wrap up nice but there were a few episodes that just  
23:13  
  
kept plodding on  
23:13  
  
felt like filler.  
23:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
it was still amazing  
23:13  
Daisy Kay  
Maybe the Saul show will be better  
23:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
YES!!  
23:13  
  
I can't wait for that  
23:13  
Daisy Kay  
There wont be a need for a heavy-handed "lesson."  
23:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll admit, I'm a sucker for a moral ambiguity story  
23:14  
  
thank you!  
23:14  
Daisy Kay  
Skyler isn't a bitch. She's realisticly reacting to what's going on.  
23:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
Not everything needs to have a lesson  
23:14  
  
She's not a bitch  
23:14  
  
But in the end you really just want to see Heisenburg win  
23:14  
Daisy Kay  
that's the problem  
23:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well....I did  
23:15  
Daisy Kay  
they shouldn't have included that element.  
23:15  
  
because it made some real assholes come out and just  
23:15  
  
say awful shit  
23:15  
  
or, alternatively...  
23:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well, I always root for the villians in most shows  
23:16  
  
but yeah  
23:16  
  
Skyler was basically just a realistic character  
23:16  
Daisy Kay  
they could make a show where the female lead makes drugs and her husband is the killjoy that you hate  
23:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, I recall you making a post about that  
23:16  
Daisy Kay  
I would watch the shit out of that  
23:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
the cliche "female responsible killjoy"  
23:16  
  
and I fucking hate that shit  
23:16  
  
It's why I love Game of Thrones  
23:17  
  
The women are worse than the men : 3  
23:17  
Daisy Kay  
and also  
23:17  
  
when women are antiheros  
23:17  
  
it's usually sexually motivated  
23:17  
  
like they can't just be drug dealers or murderers they gotta be sexually active while doing it. Maybe show a tit.  
23:18  
  
Walter White never had to show his balls.  
23:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well he showed his ass a few times  
23:18  
  
lol jk  
23:18  
  
I like when women are violent for the sake of being violent  
23:19  
  
Again, Game of Thrones, everyone just lusts for power and fucks everyone else over, men and women  
23:19  
  
and it's beautiful  
23:19  
  
Every Sunday  
23:20  
  
You can find me in the GoT thread screaming  
23:20  
  
Because people don't fucking understand the point of the show  
23:20  
  
THAT CHARACTER DID A GOOD THING AND THEN HE DID A BAD THING  
23:20  
Daisy Kay  
peter dinklage.  
23:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
MY COMPLETELY BINARY BLACK AND WHITE MORAL PERCEPTION DOESN'T ALLOW ME TO COMPREHEND THAT  
23:21  
  
Tyrion's one of my favorites : 3  
23:21  
  
but yeah  
23:21  
  
essentially  
23:21  
  
there is no 'lesson' being shoved down your throat with GoT  
23:22  
Daisy Kay  
I just felt like saying that name  
23:22  
  
are there wizards  
23:22  
  
how about dragons  
23:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
it's just 'people are assholes and are capable of great good and evil'  
23:22  
Daisy Kay  
court jesters  
23:22  
  
bards  
23:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
there are dragons and really awesome court jesters  
23:22  
  
there is a magic eunuch  
23:22  
Daisy Kay  
hobgoblins?  
23:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
he's one of my favorites  
23:23  
  
lol  
23:23  
Daisy Kay  
nermals  
23:23  
  
lousy louies  
23:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's actually not so much about typical 'fantasy' and more about medieval politics  
23:23  
  
LOL nermals  
23:23  
  
there's a lady who can make ghosts come out of her cooch  
23:23  
Daisy Kay  
necronancy  
23:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
AHAHAHA  
23:24  
  
that's what her name should have been  
23:25  
Daisy Kay  
okay so there are jesters, dragons, and ghosts...  
23:25  
  
golems?  
23:25  
  
jewish golems that you feed scrolls to  
23:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
http://cdn3.whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/patchface.jpg  
23:26  
  
the creepiest jester...  
23:26  
  
the only 'magical' things  
23:26  
  
are dragons, ice zombies, and ghost cooch lady  
23:26  
  
oh  
23:26  
  
and death Scientology  
23:26  
Daisy Kay  
jugglers?  
23:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol yes  
23:27  
Daisy Kay  
Are there any jugglers?  
23:27  
  
what do they juggle  
23:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
I remember not what is juggled  
23:27  
Daisy Kay  
I am sorry I'm teasing your show that I've never seen this is just fun  
23:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
but one of them is named Butterbumps  
23:27  
  
lol its fine!  
23:27  
Daisy Kay  
I like that  
23:27  
  
there is an actual juggler  
23:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
yes  
23:27  
Daisy Kay  
good guess, Daisy.  
23:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
he sings and juggles  
23:28  
Daisy Kay  
Does anyone ever eat a massive drumstick  
23:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
Not a massive drumstick  
23:28  
  
but this dude eats like...two whole chickens  
23:28  
Daisy Kay  
Does someone drink a large amount of mead and then go "HUAAAAH" and all his friends go "HUAAAAH"  
23:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
and someone gets murdered while taking a shit this season  
23:29  
  
That happens several times  
23:29  
  
usually accompanied by song  
23:29  
Daisy Kay  
HAHAHA  
23:30  
  
I'm giggling so much  
23:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
it's like that scene from Austin Powers "why don't you kill him while he's on the crapper"  
23:30  
  
And someone actually does it....  
23:30  
  
Me too : 3  
23:30  
Daisy Kay  
does someone have curly shoes  
23:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
YES!  
23:30  
Daisy Kay  
HAHA  
23:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
The magic eunuch wears curly shoes  
23:31  
Daisy Kay  
I'm fucking dying  
23:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
this is fucking great X D  
23:31  
Daisy Kay  
Does someone act all smug and then laugh because you don't know their true power  
23:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
about 43 times, yes  
23:33  
Daisy Kay  
I'm so tired of that.  
23:33  
  
I hate smug characters that just never stop being smug.  
23:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
and at one point the words "start the jousting before I piss myself" are uttered  
23:33  
  
you would hate this show then  
23:33  
Daisy Kay  
Why set up someone like that if you're not going to knock them down once in a while.  
23:33  
  
if it does that  
23:34  
  
then I'm interested again  
23:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
A character in the tviv thread was actually dubbed "Smug Spice"  
23:34  
  
and he deserved that title  
23:34  
  
he does die though  
23:34  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
23:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
everybody dies  
23:34  
  
that's what makes it fun  
23:35  
Daisy Kay  
if I was a protagonist and some evil guy was laughing and acting smug I wouldn't let it get to me I'd just roll my eyes and say "just fucking kill me already"  
23:35  
  
"You can not defeat me, for you see" "I don't FUCKING CARE. SHUT UP. YOU'RE ANNOYING THE HELL OUT OF ME."  
23:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol  
23:36  
  
every anime ever  
23:36  
Daisy Kay  
"OH MY GOD you are SO FUCKING ANNOYING. I don't even want to FIGHT YOU now. You can have the world if you just SHUT UP."  
23:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
23:37  
  
WELCOME TO DIE  
23:38  
Daisy Kay  
I also hate when those bad guys just die  
23:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
Are you into Stephen King novels?  
23:39  
Daisy Kay  
it's more satisfying when their power is stripped.  
23:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
because that's basically every Stephen King novel  
23:39  
Daisy Kay  
Then they have to prove themselves all over again  
23:39  
  
and they become interesting.  
23:39  
  
I've read a few Kings. I dunno I am not keen on his writing style.  
23:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
see now  
23:40  
  
I like his actual style and how he presents imagery  
23:40  
  
but he's just...not that great at actually making a story  
23:41  
  
it's hard to explain  
23:41  
  
like  
23:41  
  
He's really good at building things up, but the payoff always sucks  
23:41  
Daisy Kay  
balki was eaten by meatballs.  
23:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
AHAHAHA  
23:42  
  
The Langoliers!  
23:42  
Daisy Kay  
lol  
23:42  
  
see I love his tv specials.  
23:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
I"m sorry, that's one of my favorite movies  
23:42  
Daisy Kay  
People don't know that they're supposed to be funny  
23:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
Bronson fucking Pichot  
23:42  
  
he sold that movie  
23:43  
Daisy Kay  
i kind of liked sleepwalkers too... parts of it.  
23:43  
  
his stuff is better on TV though  
23:43     
Kommissar Mandar  
I have not seen sleepwalkers  
23:43  
  
however  
23:44  
  
one movie of his that was...amazing was Apt Pupil  
23:44  
  
Sadistic boy becomes pals with an Ex-Nazi  
23:44  
Daisy Kay  
weirdly enough we saw that in theaters, the whole family.  
23:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha oh wow  
23:44  
Daisy Kay  
it made me uncomfortable.  
23:44  
  
Maybe viewing it again alone will be different.  
23:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
From what my buddy says the book is far, far worse  
23:45  
  
it's one of my favorite movies  
23:45  
Daisy Kay  
but yeah  
23:45  
  
um  
23:45  
  
langoliers, shining, it, tommyknockers, all funny tv movies.  
23:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
IT was hilarious  
23:46  
  
KISS ME, FAT BOY  
23:47  
  
a buddy of mine said  
23:47  
Daisy Kay  
"IT" actually gave me nightmares as a kid because I was the same age as those kids and usually you didn't see kids getting terrorized/killed.  
23:47  
  
"I could be murdered by a creep."  
23:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
"It's like they gave Tim Curry meth and he wandered onto the set, and they just decided to film around him"  
23:48  
  
I first saw it when I was 18  
23:48  
Daisy Kay  
like  
23:48  
  
I didn't think  
23:48  
  
a shapeshifting space spider would kill me  
23:48  
  
but a real person.  
23:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
exactly  
23:48  
Daisy Kay  
It made me contemplate an actual person killing me ha ha  
23:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
the whole shapeshifting spider thing made it cheesy as shit  
23:49  
Daisy Kay  
and yet I am still scared of the dark  
23:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't sleep in the dark  
23:49  
  
I always have like 3 lava lamps on  
23:49  
  
I had a really, really bad problem with the dark when I was a kid  
23:50  
Daisy Kay  
I am too scared to dream.  
23:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
when I was 10 and 11 I would have terrible panic attacks EVERY night  
23:50  
Daisy Kay  
I fall asleep to playlists of TV shows  
23:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
you don't dream at all?  
23:51  
Daisy Kay  
used to be I had to sleep with a tv on  
23:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
I do the same thing  
23:51  
Daisy Kay  
oh I do because you can't really shut your brain off  
23:51  
  
but I can reduce it.  
23:51  
  
I can minimize my nightmares if The Simpsons or whatever is playing.  
23:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
you get nightmares a lot?  
23:52  
Daisy Kay  
When I was a teen  
23:52  
  
I had something called Sleep Paralysis  
23:52  
  
and it was the more extreme kind that came with hallucinations.  
23:52  
  
basically you wake up but you're still between sleep and waking.  
23:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh god, that's terrible  
23:53  
Daisy Kay  
Your body wont move.  
23:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've read a lot about that  
23:53  
Daisy Kay  
you look around at your room and  
23:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
it has only ever happened to me once  
23:53  
Daisy Kay  
man I just shut up eyes  
23:53  
  
I felt  
23:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
Did you ever see an old woman?  
23:53  
Daisy Kay  
hands  
23:53  
  
on me  
23:53  
  
No old woman.  
23:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh god...  
23:53  
Daisy Kay  
just hands  
23:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's a vision a lot of people with SP see  
23:54  
Daisy Kay  
lots of hands touching me  
23:54     
  
lightly.  
23:54  
  
I would never actually LOOK at whatever creature was standing there in my room  
23:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's....fucking terrifying  
23:54  
Daisy Kay  
they would stand at the right side of my bed.  
23:54  
  
I could feel them there. I'd know it. The first time I actually saw the shadowy figure then after that I always closed my eyes tight.  
23:55  
  
I didn't want to look at whatever was there.  
23:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
Does it still happen to you?  
23:56  
Daisy Kay  
I believe that if I ever woke up in silence  
23:56  
  
that it would  
23:56  
  
but with lights and talking going on I get a decent sleep.  
23:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's good  
23:57  
  
I was first introduced to the concept of SP on a forum when I was like 15  
23:57  
Daisy Kay  
It was so hard to convince my parents that I needed a radio to sleep even  
23:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
I actually didn't sleep for 2 nights after the idea of it freaked me out so much  
23:57  
Daisy Kay  
They flat-out refused to let me sleep with a tv.  
23:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
So did my parents11  
23:57  
  
they didn't get it...  
23:57  
Daisy Kay  
the best night's sleeps I got were when my dad would come into the living room and watch something.  
23:57  
  
I would actually just... calm down... and actually go to sleep peacefully.  
23:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
23:58  
  
I"m sorry you had to go through that shit  
23:58  
  
luckily I never hallucinated  
23:58  
  
but  
23:58  
  
Whenever I tried to go to sleep at night  
23:59  
Daisy Kay  
I only woke up screaming once  
23:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
This incredible feeling of abject dread would just come over me  
23:59  
  
that something was in the room waiting to kill me  
23:59  
  
I'd swear i'd see movement out of the corner of my eye  
23:59  
  
turn...nothing would be there  
23:59  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
23:59  
   Saturday, 10. May 2014 
Kommissar Mandar  
When I did fall asleep I wouldn't have nightmares  
00:00  
Daisy Kay  
I saw a pitch-black humanoid shape walk towards the wall and disappear.  
00:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
But getting to sleep...was awful  
00:00  
  
I suffered from insomnia a long time because of it  
00:00  
Daisy Kay  
I didn't care if I just hallucinated it.  
00:00  
  
I was bothered that my brain made me see it at all.  
00:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, hallucination or not  
00:00  
  
I'd shit bricks  
00:00  
  
I'm 25 years old  
00:01  
  
And if I saw a black humanoid shape ANYWHERE in this room right now  
00:01  
  
I would not be in it  
00:01  
Daisy Kay  
There was real stuff in my life that was scary and yet I was so scared by shit that was not real.  
00:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm the type to be more scared of the shit that wasn't real  
00:01  
Daisy Kay  
That's apparently common  
00:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
"The hell I don't know is scarier than the one I do"  
00:02  
Daisy Kay  
for kids that have been through trauma.  
00:02  
  
to be afraid of things that aren't real  
00:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
I still swear that I have repressed memories  
00:03  
  
of something terrible happening to me as a kid  
00:03  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah.  
00:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
I was diagnosed with PTSD when I was 11  
00:04  
  
And I still don't know why  
00:04  
Daisy Kay  
I have memories of bad stuff happening. I have a really detailed long-term memory.  
00:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
the biggest symptom of repressed memories is short term memory loss  
00:04  
Daisy Kay  
For some reason my brain thinks all the stuff that happened to me from age 2 and up is important  
00:04  
  
tiny tiny details.  
00:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
Because your brain practices forceful 'forgetting' as a habit  
00:04  
  
and starts doing it all the time  
00:05  
Daisy Kay  
but there is a slight gap involving my second father, my youngest brother's father  
00:05  
  
I don't remember what he did to scare me into forgetting about him  
00:05  
  
but I was afraid of him  
00:05  
  
WELL  
00:06  
  
ya know  
00:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's best to leave repressed memories where they are, I think  
00:06  
Daisy Kay  
*picks you up and spins you around*  
00:06  
  
*plays some happy music*  
00:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
00:07  
Daisy Kay  
*throws a firecracker at the wall*  
00:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
*gives you a wedgie*  
00:07  
Daisy Kay  
*blushes*  
00:08  
  
that's cute  
00:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like teasing you : 3  
00:09  
  
*spanks your butt*  
00:09  
Daisy Kay  
playful roughousing is cute  
00:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
that it is  
00:10  
  
I like being held upside down by my pants : 3  
00:10  
Daisy Kay  
I'll hold you upside down and make you pee yourself.  
00:11  
  
And then the pee gets on your face  
00:11  
  
*shakes you by your ankles*  
00:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
= O  
00:12  
  
It's probably really easy to make me pee myself  
00:12  
  
just make me laugh too hard  
00:13  
  
or tickle me  
00:13  
Daisy Kay  
Or do nothing because you're a big baby that pees her pants.  
00:13  
  
*hums softly, playing with your hair*  
00:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
*pees her pampers while on your lap*  
00:14  
Daisy Kay  
*tsks* You are 25 years old! When are you going to grow up? *pats your bottom.*  
00:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
*smiles* *Never, so long a you stay my Mama Daisy* : 3  
00:17  
  
*Cuddles up to your chest*  
00:17  
Daisy Kay  
*puts a bottle in your mouth*  
00:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmm *sucks on her ba-ba* ((that's what I used to call it when I was little : 3))  
00:18  
Daisy Kay  
*Holds you close, rubbing her hand from your butt to your crotch, moving up and down.*  
00:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
*mmm that feels good, Mama Daisy..*  
00:20  
  
*Starts to rock her hips along with your rubbing*  
00:20  
Daisy Kay  
c:  
00:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
*nuzzles your neck*  
00:24  
Daisy Kay  
*kisses your forehead*  
00:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
*M-m-mama Daisy...*  
00:26  
  
*Will you choke me again.....please?* *looks up at you beseechingly*  
00:27  
Daisy Kay  
aw... Hmm... I will do that soon as I can, but I don't know how long I will be awake for tonight.  
00:28  
  
do you have any desired scenarios?  
00:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
hmmm  
00:30  
Daisy Kay  
you can tell me anything  
00:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
00:31  
  
How about...just good ol' you taking advantage of me  
00:32  
  
only if you're not too tired though  
00:32  
Daisy Kay  
okay. I just mean, you know... It's fun to come up with ideas. Locations and characters and motivation...  
00:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
well I do have one  
00:34  
  
but I don't want to make you uncomfortable  
00:35  
  
I was thinking along the lines of you being a Lady SS soldier  
00:35  
  
but only if that's okay with you  
00:36  
Daisy Kay  
hmm  
00:36  
  
go on  
00:36  
  
My only hesitation comes from the fact that the guy who did bad stuff to me liked nazi stuff... among other things.  
00:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
Nevermind then  
00:38  
Daisy Kay  
but I still have... fantasies about being molested...  
00:38  
  
*blushes* it's okay  
00:38  
  
I like to um  
00:38  
  
do stuff  
00:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
I care about you too much to put you in any kind of uncomfortable position  
00:39  
Daisy Kay  
I like to arouse.  
00:39  
  
heh heh well  
00:39  
  
I might be historically inaccurate  
00:39  
  
would that be a turn off?  
00:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
pfffffttt  
00:39  
  
the story I'm writing now is a lot to do with Nazis  
00:39  
  
I guarantee you maybe 15 percent is accurate  
00:39  
  
but really  
00:40  
  
I don't want you to be uncomfortable  
00:40  
  
or bring back bad memories for you  
00:40  
  
how about this  
00:40  
  
I have a better one  
00:41  
  
but still, I don't know if it's in bad taste  
00:41  
  
How do you feel about Eunuchs?  
00:41  
Daisy Kay  
heh heh I never thought about them much c:  
00:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
I could be a princess  
00:42  
  
And you could be a eunuch guard  
00:42  
Daisy Kay  
go on  
00:42  
  
that is fascinating  
00:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
I tease you about being a Eunuch, having all your stuff chopped off  
00:42  
  
until you snap  
00:42  
  
and choke me  
00:42  
  
I've had an odd fascination with eunuchs forever  
00:43  
Daisy Kay  
I could stare you down.  
00:43  
  
holding your neck  
00:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooooh  
00:43  
Daisy Kay  
until I don't hear anymore breathing  
00:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh god yes  
00:43  
Daisy Kay  
your eyes rolling back, your face a deep purplish-red  
00:43  
  
and you actually go limp  
00:44  
  
I have to bring you back  
00:44  
  
just to choke you again  
00:44  
  
*kisses your neck*  
00:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
holy shit...  
00:44  
  
yes....  
00:44  
Daisy Kay  
well it's good to know what will make you explode.  
00:44  
  
c:  
00:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
Ye : 3  
00:45  
  
*Princess Mandy gives you a good stern look*  
00:45  
  
*Hey Daisy! why don't you be a good eunuch slave and come over here and rub my feet!*  
00:46  
Daisy Kay  
Why don't you go fuck yourself  
00:47  
  
c:  
00:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Princess Mandy's jaw drops to the ground as her slave responds with such insolence*  
00:48  
Daisy Kay  
I'm insolent!  
00:48  
  
I wanna give you what you deserve so bad but I'm so hungries. *holds tum tum*  
00:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
*You dickless, worthless slime, the king could have your head for that!*  
00:49  
  
awww  
00:49  
  
: 3  
00:49  
  
Go get some fuds  
00:49  
  
I'm eating cucumbers  
00:49  
Daisy Kay  
What should I watch as I eat and exercise  
00:50  
  
MMM  
00:50  
  
Cucumbers make me burp if I eat a lot of em.  
00:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's another veggie that I just dig my face into and not give a fuck  
00:50  
  
ahaha  
00:50  
Daisy Kay  
it's a cool refreshing burp though  
00:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
I know1  
00:50  
  
Pepsi had a cucumber soda  
00:51  
  
but it was only available in Japan = (  
00:51  
Daisy Kay  
ya know what  
00:51  
  
I'm gonna give you these other Kit-Kats  
00:51  
  
They really must be shared.  
00:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
00:52  
Daisy Kay  
Wacky flavors  
00:52  
  
Why don't we have more of that in America  
00:53  
  
why is everything all safe  
00:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
Because white people don't like change O_O  
00:53  
Daisy Kay  
The closest we got it  
00:53  
  
Jones Soda? is that still around?  
00:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
and holy shit you have wacky kit kats?  
00:53  
  
I believe so  
00:53  
  
at least around here  
00:53  
Daisy Kay  
okay yeah  
00:53  
  
too bad I hate soda  
00:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love soda  
00:54  
Daisy Kay  
oh wait  
00:54  
  
they have candy  
00:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
the closest I found to that pepsi  
00:54  
  
was this  
00:54  
Daisy Kay  
hmm  
00:54  
  
nothing weird though  
00:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sent file IMG_0094.JPG.  
00:55  
  
I could only find it in AZ  
00:55  
Daisy Kay  
he he  
00:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
it was the nectar of the gods  
00:56  
  
the pepsi one I believe is discontinued as well  
00:58  
Daisy Kay  
hm  
01:00  
  
I liked this candy called collon.  
01:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
it looks like it has an interesting texture  
01:00  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
01:00  
  
yeah it's tube-shaped wafers  
01:01  
  
it's like combos but sweet  
01:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
interesting..  
01:01  
  
oh good lord  
01:02  
  
I was looking up what crystal pepsis were on ebay right now (a habit, I must admit)  
01:02  
  
okay.  
01:02  
  
name something wrong with this picture  
01:02  
  
http://www.ebay.com/itm/PEPSI-COLA-2-16Oz-Bottles-Of-Crystal-Clear-Pepsi-/121335537073?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item1c40295db1  
01:02  
Daisy Kay  
yup  
01:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
last time I checked, crystal pepsi wasn't supposed to look like bong water....  
01:03  
Daisy Kay  
"vinegar color" no.  
01:04  
  
let's see, what else do I like...  
01:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wonder...what would happen to you if you drank that...  
01:04  
Daisy Kay  
oh, I tried this cookies called GinBis  
01:04  
  
seaweed flavor. yummy.  
01:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
seaweed!  
01:04  
  
I love seaweed  
01:04  
Daisy Kay  
They're like animal crackers and they teach you english on the box.  
01:05  
  
or, alternatively, japanese.  
01:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
Asian candy is the best  
01:05  
  
I don't know what they're called  
01:05  
  
but I think they're Korean  
01:05  
  
little milk candies that have rabbits on them  
01:06  
Daisy Kay  
rabbits?  
01:06  
  
I know of these ones with cows  
01:06  
  
Milkita, from Singapore.  
01:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
naw, I swear it was rabbits  
01:07  
Daisy Kay  
cute little cow  
01:07  
  
OH  
01:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
found it!  
01:07  
Daisy Kay  
was it called white rabbit  
01:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Rabbit_Creamy_Candy  
01:08  
  
YUP!  
01:08  
Daisy Kay  
I love shopping at "world markets"  
01:08  
  
come live with me and drive me to KC  
01:08  
  
and I will hook you up  
01:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
=D  
01:08  
Daisy Kay  
We will just have a shopping spree.  
01:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
omg that sounds amazing  
01:09  
  
I'm going to have to be holed up in Virginia for a short while  
01:10  
  
but after that, I really do want to take you up on your offer  
01:11  
  
the first thing I need to do is get out of this house  
01:12  
  
which will be happening over the summer  
01:12  
  
then about a month or two or so in Virginia  
01:12  
Daisy Kay  
I can help with lots of things. All you'd need to do is chip in 237 for renk.  
01:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
and then hopefully I'll be ready to move  
01:13  
  
that is a spit in the bucket  
01:13  
  
still  
01:13  
  
I want to make sure I have enough for a couple of months before I get there  
01:13  
Daisy Kay  
sure, sure.  
01:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
I would never do to you wht my roommates did to me  
01:14  
  
what was going to be a deal where we each paid 250  
01:14  
  
turned into me alone paying 750 a month  
01:15  
  
not fun  
01:15  
Daisy Kay  
well even so  
01:15  
  
if you actually did things  
01:15  
  
it would be a help.  
01:15  
  
I mean, like...  
01:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm used to doing things  
01:16  
Daisy Kay  
I like things to be neat and tidy.  
01:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
In my old places, if I wasn't the one to do things  
01:16  
  
nothing would get done  
01:16  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
01:16  
  
exactly, me too  
01:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
I went out for a weekend once  
01:17  
  
I came back  
01:17  
Daisy Kay  
doin all that housework on top of my regular work  
01:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
there was literally food and weed roaches all over the floor  
01:17  
Daisy Kay  
really sucked  
01:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh god  
01:17  
  
the real kick in the ass was in my first place  
01:17  
  
I was the only one who worked full time  
01:17  
Daisy Kay  
yep.  
01:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
and I had a really stressful job at the time  
01:18  
  
I would just want to come home and veg, but nope  
01:18  
  
it's definitely not just a boy thing either  
01:19  
  
my cousin was worse  
01:19  
Daisy Kay  
oh please.  
01:19  
  
that old "bachelor" myth.  
01:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
we actually agreed that she would only give me 20 bucks a week  
01:19  
  
in a place that costs 1000 a month without uitiliies included  
01:19  
Daisy Kay  
yikes  
01:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
and she would have the gall to order me to vaccuum  
01:20  
  
she cleaned like....once, in the whole year we were there  
01:20  
Daisy Kay  
yeah, like the last person I lived with  
01:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sent file IMG_0402.JPG.  
01:21  
Daisy Kay  
she just sat around playing video games all day  
01:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
I came home to this bathroom once...  
01:21  
  
yeah, that was like my ex boyfriends buddy  
01:22  
  
I do cut him some slack  
01:22  
  
because he was actually mildly autistic  
01:22  
  
and was a very sweet kid most of the time  
01:22  
Daisy Kay  
what is that, manic panic  
01:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
YES!  
01:22  
Daisy Kay  
lol  
01:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
it was like that screamer from Eternal Darkness  
01:23  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFYlu_ZBo5U  
01:24  
  
the real kicker was  
01:25  
  
When I came home  
01:25  
  
and there was a stripper pole....being installed in the living room  
01:25  
  
How I got my security deposit back must have been an act of god  
01:25  
  
Sent file IMG_0030.JPG.  
01:27  
  
Sent file IMG_0035.JPG.  
01:27  
  
we did have a bitchin blanket fort though  
01:28  
Daisy Kay  
sorry I was lookin for food  
01:30  
  
I forgot to bring home spinach. I'm just going to eat a chicken bean and rice burrito  
01:30  
  
good fort job  
01:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
I take no credit in its construction, I just came home to it  
01:31  
  
but I was pleased : 3  
01:31  
Daisy Kay  
"you finally did something right"  
01:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
AHAHAHA  
01:32  
  
It was quite an ordeal  
01:33  
  
they put together a good sturdy pvc piping frame  
01:33  
  
it had it's own lighting  
01:34  
  
soft, cushy interior  
01:34  
  
It's a shame my droid had a run-in with the salt river, I had some pretty awesome pics on that thing  
01:34  
  
that's kind of like an AZ rite of passage though  
01:35  
  
wreck an electronic at the salt river  
01:35  
  
that was just....one of the strangest and most wonderful experiences of my life  
01:36  
Daisy Kay  
did you know my phone has a pink kitty case  
01:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yus I do : 3  
01:36  
Daisy Kay  
ok  
01:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
I saw it in that sweet picture of your getaway sticks  
01:36  
Daisy Kay  
I should take a better pic of it sometime.  
01:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
My phone case has stars and galaxies on it  
01:37  
  
or basically the background of every geocities page in 1999  
01:37  
  
but anywho  
01:37  
  
The Salt River was also the day my weed touched the sheriffs officer  
01:38  
  
because my buddy didn't tell me the Maricopa sheriffs office was...at the bank of the river  
01:38  
  
I had a bag of weed stuffed in my bikini top  
01:39  
  
and well...my boob brushed the sheriffs officer  
01:39  
  
that was pretty much the closest I came to ever being caught lol  
01:39  
  
but holy hell  
01:39  
  
the salt river..on the 4th of July in Phoenix is just...a gathering of tomfoolery  
01:40  
  
everybody tubes down the river  
01:41  
  
gets blasted  
01:41  
  
breaks out into song  
01:41  
  
people are having sex in tubes out in the open  
01:41  
  
wild horses are running around  
01:42  
Daisy Kay  
looking through pics  
01:42  
  
found this one  
01:42  
  
Sent file IMG_0494.JPG.  
01:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
d'aaw *smooches your lips*  
01:43  
  
you're always dressed to the nines  
01:43  
Daisy Kay  
Sent file IMG_0186.JPG.  
01:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
mother of god....  
01:45  
  
I want Mario candy!  
01:45  
Daisy Kay  
too bad it expired before I could give it away  
01:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
how bad can candy really expire?  
01:46  
Daisy Kay  
it was like chocolate covered cereal  
01:48  
  
so yeah it wasn't gonna last forever.  
01:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah  
01:49  
  
some candy is better expired  
01:49  
  
like peeps  
01:49  
Daisy Kay  
bleeeh  
01:49  
  
*makes food*  
01:50  
  
ah... mylegs  
03:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
how long were you biking? = O  
03:18  
Daisy Kay  
just 70 minutes  
03:20  
  
but I was going fast  
03:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
getaway sticks of steel  
03:20  
  
my back is killing me  
03:21  
  
I'm gonna throw an ice pack on it  
03:22  
  
My spine is an S  
03:26  
Daisy Kay  
Sssss  
03:27  
  
I need to brush my teef  
03:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
imma do that after I'm done guzzling this coffee  
03:28  
Daisy Kay  
*guzzles you*  
03:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh babeh  
03:35  
  
am I weird in that Kevin Smith movies make me uncomfortable in a way I just can't place?  
03:36  
Daisy Kay  
oh hey I just saw that  
03:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
Jersey Girl came on just now  
03:36  
  
and it's just creeping me out  
03:36  
Daisy Kay  
I have not seen many of his movies  
03:36  
  
but one time I saw him like  
03:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
consider yourself lucky  
03:36  
Daisy Kay  
talking about getting a blowjob from his girlfriend  
03:37  
  
to a huge crowd  
03:37  
  
and this was like  
03:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
he seems like exactly the kind of person to do that  
03:37  
Daisy Kay  
I dunno, like it was an accomplishment?  
03:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
it is for him  
03:37  
  
have you seen him lol?  
03:37  
  
but seriously  
03:37  
Daisy Kay  
like "I tricked a girl into liking me and getting a blowjob."  
03:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm watching this movie  
03:37  
  
and so far  
03:37  
  
there's been really gratuitous baby vagina  
03:38  
Daisy Kay  
uh what  
03:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
I really wish I was kidding  
03:38  
Daisy Kay  
like an infant  
03:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
but they're just showing a close up shot of this baby's business  
03:38  
  
yes  
03:38  
Daisy Kay  
oh  
03:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
and then  
03:38  
  
we have this seven year old girl  
03:38  
Daisy Kay  
naked babies isn't a big deal but why would you show a close-up  
03:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
its more than that  
03:39  
  
it  
03:39  
  
it's flashed back and forth to for like 5 minutes straight  
03:39  
  
and they're like  
03:39  
Daisy Kay  
I wanna believe you are just having a fever dream  
03:39  
  
haha  
03:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
"You gotta wipe her back to front, or else you'll give her the crotch rot"  
03:39  
  
but yeah  
03:39  
  
there's a seven year old girl going to the bathroom  
03:39  
Daisy Kay  
*plugs ears*  
03:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
and they show this gratuitous shot of her pulling up her panties  
03:40  
  
i'm scared  
03:40  
  
I wish I was having a fever dream right now  
03:40  
  
there's just something so....skeevy about Kevin Smith  
03:41  
Daisy Kay  
I always find this obsession with child actors disturbing  
03:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
and this is coming from a George RR Martin fan  
03:41  
Daisy Kay  
there are no limits to what parents will put kids through  
03:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh god, it's sickening  
03:41  
Daisy Kay  
kids that don't even want to be there  
03:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
Macaulay Culkin is fucked 9 ways from sunday  
03:42  
Daisy Kay  
I dunno I think children should be CGed in  
03:42  
  
lol  
03:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
I mean shit, they all are  
03:42  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pzm1lQX0qU  
03:42  
  
His life has turned into some strange form of performance art  
03:43  
Daisy Kay  
and it's not just actors it's models  
03:43  
  
and photographers take "art pictures"  
03:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
I truly feel bad for models  
03:43  
Daisy Kay  
for fuck's sake parents stop it  
03:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
not just models  
03:43  
  
all the aspiring models who fall into scams  
03:43  
  
soooo many scams  
03:44  
  
there's this booth at the mall around the corner from my house that are 'model recruiters'  
03:44  
Daisy Kay  
I like being able to chat with Mara Wilson  
03:44  
  
and having my drawing on her twitter c:  
03:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
I saw!  
03:44  
  
Mara Wilson is awesome  
03:44  
Daisy Kay  
She, like...  
03:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
she escaped the gaping maw of child stardom  
03:45  
Daisy Kay  
knew it.  
03:45  
  
She was a perceptive kid  
03:45  
  
and could see there was no future in what she was doing  
03:45  
  
that Culkin video is a salvador dali tribute.  
03:46     
Kommissar Mandar  
really?  
03:46  
  
i just thought he was tweakin'  
03:47  
  
but anyway  
03:48  
  
I feel bad for my cousins parents  
03:48  
  
they lost so much money because she would get sucked into every modeling scam in the book  
03:48  
Daisy Kay  
blah  
03:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
and these were very poor people  
03:48  
  
granted, they should have learned to tell her no, but oh well  
03:49  
  
not too long back I was actually in that mall and the folks at the booth pulled me aside  
03:49  
  
and were like "You wanna be a model?"  
03:49  
  
flattered as I was, I just said "yeah, Im passed my expiration date"  
03:50  
Daisy Kay  
okay here it is: Andy Warhol ate a hamburger on film. A whole hamburger. Just the whole thing. That was the whole short film.  
03:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah, I see now that it links to that  
03:50  
Daisy Kay  
it does?  
03:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
yup  
03:50  
Daisy Kay  
well yeah, it's  
03:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm watching it now lol  
03:51  
Daisy Kay  
it's been done to death  
03:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
I had no idea  
03:51  
Daisy Kay  
I mean, there's no point... people just  
03:51  
  
they see someone's art and miss the point of what makes it great  
03:51  
  
by just doing the same thing  
03:51  
  
do something else. Do something different.  
03:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
you've just described the entirety of mainstream culture lol  
03:52  
  
Macaulay Culkin is still just so damaged though  
03:53  
  
My hypnotist buddy met him at a party once  
03:53  
  
All he said was "That poor kid is fucked 9 ways from Sunday"  
03:54  
  
I would love to chat with Mara Wilson  
03:55  
  
She just seems like a really cool person  
03:55  
Daisy Kay  
just tweet at her she almost always responds  
03:56  
  
lol seriously her twitter timeline is mostly conversations  
03:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've never made a twitter  
03:56  
  
I kind of want to though  
03:56  
  
The character limit annoys me lol  
03:57  
Daisy Kay  
I rarely have trouble with it.  
03:58  
  
I like being quick rather than verbose.  
03:59  
  
also I can post drawings on twitter  
03:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
I think I'll make one  
04:00  
Daisy Kay  
*crumbles at your feets*  
04:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
*snorts the Daisy crumbs*  
04:04  
  
what's funny is most of my 50 year old relatives have a twitter yet I don't  
04:08  
  
god  
04:08  
Daisy Kay  
I waited so long to join social media  
04:08  
  
twitter and fb  
04:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
My stepmom got really drunk last night over the dog  
04:08  
Daisy Kay  
too shy  
04:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
and she looked at me and was like 'you really shouldn't wear a two-piece this year'  
04:09  
  
and I say 'wow I can't believe you just said that'  
04:09  
  
and she says 'why don't you fucking tweet about it'  
04:09  
  
'I don't....have a twitter....'  
04:09  
  
I wasn't offended I just can't believe she said it lol  
04:10  
Daisy Kay  
why don't you vlog it, madam.  
04:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh god  
04:11  
Daisy Kay  
email.  
04:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
I"m gonna post it on my geocities webzone  
04:11  
Daisy Kay  
send a telegram to your grandnephew about it  
04:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
would you like to join my web ring?  
04:12  
  
I used to have an embarassing geocities website about Gundam Wing : 3  
04:12  
Daisy Kay  
I always have trouble saying web ring out loud  
04:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol really?  
04:14  
Daisy Kay  
it sounds like weh bring  
04:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
it sounds the same way when I say it...  
04:15  
Daisy Kay  
no one will know what you mean.... I mean, besides the fact that hardly anyone knows what it means in text form either.  
04:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's the first TIme I've ever said it out loud though  
04:15  
  
now I keep trying different ways to say it  
04:16  
Daisy Kay  
weh-bring  
04:16  
  
web.... ring. that's the only way not to say bring.  
04:16  
  
one smart fellow.  
04:17  
  
*slowly closes their eyes* buuuhhhh  
04:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm making a twitter : 3  
04:17  
  
ah man  
04:18  
  
that reminds me  
04:18  
  
Of this thing some goon made in an arts and crafts thread  
04:18  
  
it was a ticker tape machine like old stock brokers used to have  
04:18  
  
that ticker taped tweets  
04:19  
  
I thought it was the coolest damn thing  
04:19  
Daisy Kay  
*snores softly*  
04:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
04:19  
  
*pulls you into my waterbed and tucks you in*  
04:19  
Daisy Kay  
im sleepeen  
04:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
*sings you a lullaby*  
04:20  
  
AHAHAHA  
04:26  
  
My stepmom's trying to piece together pieces of last night  
04:26  
  
"why's all this cheese here?"  
04:26  
  
it's funny watching someone else be drunk for a change  
04:26  
  
You look beautiful...  
18:33  
Daisy Kay  
thangs.  
18:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
18:34  
  
You have such long eyelashes  
18:34  
Daisy Kay  
Sent file 2014-05-10 16.21.59.jpg.  
18:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
Jesus christ...  
18:35  
  
A body like that makes me think thoughts  
18:36  
  
Do you ever wear eye makeup?  
18:37  
  
I really want to do your eyes  
18:38  
Daisy Kay  
I tend to stay away from my eye area.  
18:40  
  
but  
18:41  
  
I would let someone else do it  
18:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
I would make your eyes like mine : 3  
18:41  
  
make cat's eyes with eyeliner  
18:41  
Daisy Kay  
I keep tellin Suzie to do my eyes (Arin Hanson's wife)  
18:41  
  
haha  
18:42  
  
Everytime I see one of her new make-up projects I'm like "woah"  
18:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
You'd look gorgeous with or without it, but it'd be fun to see what you'd look like painted up  
18:43  
  
are you wearing a bandana in that picture?  
18:53  
Daisy Kay  
it's a thingy.  
18:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol a thingy?  
18:54  
  
I think bandanas are sexy  
18:54  
  
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Shun_Ten_Satsu/CAM00947_zps2ed86d2e.jpg?t=1399688666  
19:27  
  
no makeup  
19:27  
Daisy Kay  
Every now and then I get curious how I'd look with make-up  
19:29  
  
and I put a tiny bit on.  
19:29  
  
but I never like...  
19:30  
  
go all out  
19:30  
  
I wonder.  
19:30  
  
hmm.  
19:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
When I come there, I will do your face  
19:31  
  
I've been piling it on since I was 12 and never stopped  
19:31  
Daisy Kay  
I didn't like it as a kid  
19:32  
  
I had to put it on for theater because like  
19:32  
  
if you're light skinned or something?  
19:32  
  
apparenly you shine  
19:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
This is true  
19:32  
  
You acted?  
19:33  
Daisy Kay  
in high school  
19:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
If I could do it all over again I would have gotten into the drama club in high school  
19:35  
  
but my social anxiety was 10 times worse back then  
19:35  
  
God, I would have love acting  
19:36  
  
so long as there was no singing or dancing involved because I'm just pathetic in that sense  
19:37  
  
what plays did you do?  
19:37  
Daisy Kay  
if you were here you could be a voice actor  
19:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
My voice?  
19:38  
  
have you heard it lol  
19:38  
Daisy Kay  
if it sounds funny then you're perfect  
19:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
I think I sound like a 12 year old boy on recording  
19:40  
  
though  
19:40  
  
if I could be a voice actor there it would be a dream come true  
19:40  
  
though...  
19:41  
  
okay  
19:41  
  
this is really embarassing for me  
19:41  
  
okay so  
19:41  
  
I used to be part of this troupe of hypnotists  
19:41  
Daisy Kay  
that's cute  
19:42  
  
girls do the best kid characters.  
19:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
don't search to deeply into my stuff  
19:43  
  
I did things that were so humiliating  
19:43  
Daisy Kay  
I don't?  
19:43  
  
I am only going to take your word for things.  
19:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sent file me and dan.JPG.  
19:45  
  
trying to find a pic of all three of us  
19:46  
  
I have a really good one somewhere  
19:46  
  
alright so  
19:48  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjzn1rSsJss  
19:48  
  
this is me  
19:48  
  
I think its totally stupid  
19:48  
  
I hate the way my voice sounds  
19:49  
  
I hate the way it's written  
19:49  
  
though  
19:49  
  
I'm pretty good at making silly voices  
19:50  
Daisy Kay  
I must have clicked on your page before  
19:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
really?  
19:50  
  
Sent file 548.JPG.  
19:51  
Daisy Kay  
or deja-vu  
19:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sent file 557.JPG.  
19:51  
  
there's the three of us  
19:51  
  
We would do shows around the shore  
19:51  
  
I'll be really embarassed if you came across my darker stuff  
19:52  
  
I've done some pretty shameful things for money  
19:52  
  
it was a lot of money  
19:53  
  
but in retrospect, I just gag thinking about it  
19:53  
Daisy Kay  
it's not fair being put into that position.  
19:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have only myself to blame  
19:54  
Daisy Kay  
it's not fair when  
19:54  
  
you are a youngster and trying to take care of yourself  
19:54  
  
and you find a way to make money but it makes you uncomfortable  
19:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
Eh, no one made me do it  
19:55  
Daisy Kay  
and even though you did nothing wrong you can't  
19:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
I got into my own mess  
19:55  
Daisy Kay  
you can't stop blaming yourself  
19:55  
  
you shouldn't though.  
19:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
fucking 1000 dollar apartment, no one helping me out  
19:55  
  
still though  
19:56  
  
If I could do it over, I would not have gone down that road  
19:56  
  
(well, I could say that about a shitton of things)  
19:56  
  
but yeah, that's what my normal voice sounds like on recording  
19:56  
  
it's a shame I lost this one recording I had  
19:57  
  
Of me and a buddy going back and forth doing ridiculous Alan Rickman impersonations  
19:57  
  
It was actually pretty funny  
19:58  
  
I like making silly voices : 3  
19:58  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptcyXEvzaG4  
20:00  
  
I kinda like this video bettr lol  
20:01  
  
I'm the one filming  
20:01  
  
Senior trip to Disney 07'  
20:01  
  
Sent file IMG_0151.MOV.  
20:12  
  
Me and my AZ buddies recreation of the Wizard  
20:12  
  
Do you think my voice sounds weird on recording?  
20:19  
Daisy Kay  
it sounds normal and sweet  
20:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww :3 thank you  
20:25  
  
being a voice actor would be the coolest thing ever  
20:29  
  
Forgive me, I come from a world of utter mundaneness  
20:30  
  
I get excited as shit over things that are probably 'meh' for you  
20:31  
  
okay so I'm thinking  
21:15  
  
Here's the thing  
21:16  
  
I really, really don't want to go to Virginia with my crazy ass mom  
21:16  
Daisy Kay  
thing  
21:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
thing a ling  
21:16  
  
and I hate jumping from job to job so I don't wanna have to get used to some asshole doctor in virginia for like 2 months and then leave  
21:17  
  
I really just kind of want to go straight to MO  
21:17  
Daisy Kay  
Sounds cool.  
21:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
But my nerves can't handle the drama I'll have to face with my dad and stepmom  
21:18  
  
if I tell them  
21:18  
  
hey  
21:18  
  
I'm going to MO  
21:18  
  
however  
21:18  
  
Do you think I really have a shot of doing voices?  
21:18  
  
even if I don't  
21:18  
  
It's just something I can tell them  
21:18  
  
And it wouldn't be fair of me to have you pull strings  
21:19  
Daisy Kay  
voices, website stuff  
21:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't ever like putting pressure on people  
21:19  
Daisy Kay  
like  
21:19  
  
if you have to tell them  
21:19  
  
just be like "I'm working for a website doing on-site work."  
21:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
I mean they want me out of the house  
21:20  
  
they just magically expect me to start shitting out benjamins and afford an apartment in Jersey  
21:20  
  
and they don't understand that's not possible  
21:21  
Daisy Kay  
Well I hope they don't expect you to give them anything  
21:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
If I had a place at your office it would be farking amazing  
21:21  
Daisy Kay  
There technically aren't any empty rooms but  
21:22  
  
that has never stopped us from having people over before.  
21:22  
  
hahaha  
21:22  
  
so many people have come in and out of our offices  
21:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
21:22  
Daisy Kay  
without their own office  
21:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol I don't care about having a room  
21:22  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
21:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
most of my jobs have been being on my feet running around like an asshole for 10 hours a day  
21:23  
  
honestly, I'm cool with doing anything  
21:24  
  
I'll have to take a few weeks to get my financial shit together  
21:24  
  
again, I can't bear to be a burden on you  
21:25  
Daisy Kay  
I'll get a mattress for the other room  
21:25  
  
there is already a desk in there.  
21:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have one of my own  
21:25  
Daisy Kay  
it's got a neat slide thing  
21:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll see if I can just bring miine  
21:25  
Daisy Kay  
what is it, a futon?  
21:25  
  
just wonderin how you'd transport a bed  
21:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
it's a twin sized waterbed  
21:26  
Daisy Kay  
oh!  
21:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
only if its okay with you  
21:26  
Daisy Kay  
ok.  
21:26  
  
I wonder if that would be okay with the landlords  
21:26  
  
probably  
21:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah, only if its okay with yoiu  
21:26  
  
you*  
21:26  
Daisy Kay  
and again, I would worry about kit just digging his claws into it.  
21:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
believe me  
21:27  
  
My 80 pound dog plays on the thing all the time  
21:27  
  
it's sturdy as fuck  
21:28  
  
jeez  
21:28  
Daisy Kay  
I can have cats but they wont let me have a dog.  
21:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
Ooooh the dogs not coming  
21:29  
Daisy Kay  
ok. yeah *frowns*  
21:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'd have my throat slit before I pulled that dog away from my stemom  
21:29  
Daisy Kay  
WELP  
21:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol it's fine  
21:29  
  
It's the family dog  
21:29  
  
it's really my stepmoms  
21:29  
  
I think me telling my stepmom I actually have plans to move and do shit is the best mother's day present I could have given her  
21:30  
  
sad in a way lol  
21:31  
  
THe best thing I can give her is removing my presence  
21:31  
  
but it's true  
21:31  
Daisy Kay  
well then good riddance to bad feelings  
21:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha yes!  
21:32  
  
We really do care about eachother in a weird kind of way  
21:32  
  
But living with my actual mom...I just can't handle it  
21:33  
  
She's a pathological liar with a bad personality disorder  
21:33  
  
I love her but....  
21:34  
  
last time I lived with her I said one thing that pissed her off  
21:34  
  
and she screamed at me until she made me crawl around on the floor with her dogs  
21:34  
  
oh my god, I can't even begin to thank you  
21:35  
  
you've lifted such a weight off my shoulders  
21:36  
Daisy Kay  
what should I make for my midnight drawing  
21:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmmm  
21:36  
  
mmmm  
21:36  
  
mmmm  
21:36  
Daisy Kay  
crash test dummies  
21:36  
  
the 90s  
21:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
shit, I was gonna suggest something to you too  
21:36  
  
hahaha  
21:36  
  
crash test dummies in a cavalier  
21:37  
Daisy Kay  
they had that song  
21:37  
  
that was just mmm mmm mmm  
21:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
They had their own NES game  
21:37  
Daisy Kay  
no I mean the band  
21:37  
  
I know it is confusing  
21:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
hahaha  
21:37  
Daisy Kay  
there was a band unrelated to the crash test dummies called the crash test dummies  
21:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh jesus christ  
21:37  
  
well if you were going for bands  
21:38  
  
I would say  
21:38  
Daisy Kay  
and they had exactly one hit  
21:38  
  
and it went "mmm mmm mmm mmm"  
21:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
do something witty involving the Cure or Depeche Mode or Information Society  
21:38  
Daisy Kay  
which is why I responded to you doin that  
21:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
21:38  
  
mmm mmm mmmmmmmmmm  
21:39  
Daisy Kay  
I have taken this to a weird tangent.  
21:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
yes lol  
21:39  
  
but no seriously  
21:39  
  
draw like  
21:39  
  
a clurf 80s depression electro band  
21:39  
  
klurf*  
21:39  
  
or like  
21:40  
  
A Klurf who thinks the Panasonic 3DO will be the future of videogaming  
21:40  
  
Klurfs going to Vegas  
21:41  
Daisy Kay  
hmm  
21:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
and he's like  
21:41  
  
HIT ME  
21:41  
Daisy Kay  
I wonder if I can find...  
21:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
and then the dealer punches him in the face  
21:42  
  
Klurfs doing silly things in a casino makes me smile  
21:54  
Daisy Kay  
he he  
21:56  
  
Maybe I'll draw a girl  
21:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooh  
21:56  
Daisy Kay  
help me calm down  
22:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww, what's eatin' ya?  
22:20  
  
what's wrong?  
22:20  
Daisy Kay  
nuffin just say some nice stuff  
22:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
hmmm  
22:21  
  
For one thing  
22:21  
  
You don't even know how much you've helped me...  
22:22  
  
I've just  
22:22  
  
Never met anyone so nice  
22:22  
  
I just want to squeeze you so hard : 3  
22:23  
  
Because I don't even know what to say  
22:23  
  
You're the first person I've trusted in a very long time, Daisy  
22:24  
  
And I turned my back on everyone  
22:24  
  
You're different, you're different from anyone I've ever met  
22:25  
  
You're just...a good person  
22:25  
Daisy Kay  
*pet*  
22:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
Do you feel that way about yourself?  
22:25  
Daisy Kay  
I just get terrible unprovoked panic attacks.  
22:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
I understand how that feels = (  
22:27  
  
but...nothing will happen to you  
22:27  
  
I'll protect you.  
22:28  
  
*cuddles you close*  
22:28  
Daisy Kay  
*puts their head on you*  
22:29  
  
I'm tryin to draw a tiny dragon.  
22:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
d'awww : 3  
22:30  
  
I can't wait to see it  
22:30  
  
I love dragons  
22:31  
  
*sits on your lap and watches you draw*  
22:31  
Daisy Kay  
*combs her fingers through your hair. "Were you a good boy today, Amadeus?"*  
22:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Yes I was, Mama Daisy* : 3  
22:32  
  
*I always try my best to be good for you*  
22:33  
Daisy Kay  
*locks her arm around your neck as she holds you in her lap.*  
22:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
*woah! You're arms are so strong! ...it's kind of hard to breathe*  
22:35  
Daisy Kay  
*pulls her arm a bit tighter, putting pressure on your windpipe. She looks down sternly, watching you struggle to grab at her big strong arm.*  
22:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
*gives a rattled, choked gasp....Mama Daisy!? What did I do?*  
22:37  
  
*Even though Amadeus feigns terror you feel a hardness forming at his crotch*  
22:37  
Daisy Kay  
*tucks her bottom lip in. You see the reflection of her stern face in the computer monitor. She's watching you choke and struggle in her arm. She bends her arm and tightens her grip around your neck as hard as she can without breaking it. You now don't feel any air going through. You see sparks flashing in front of your eyes.*  
22:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Amadaeus finds Mama Daisy's silence more unnerving than anything she could say, perhaps he was a bad boy after all. But..there's something about Mama Daisy choking his young life away with such passion that's so arousing*  
22:41  
  
*Amadaues chest heaves*  
22:41  
  
*Suddenly, Amadeus goes completely limp in your arms*  
22:44  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy slowly loosens her grip, looking down at the boy. The redness fades away from the cheeks and lips, turning a light blue. She calmly puts you on the table and pinches your nose. She breathes into your mouth.*  
22:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Amadeus feels pressure but is barely aware of anything going on*  
22:47  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy slams her fist onto your chest, knocking you back to the land of the living. You gasp for breath and cough. You can barely move though. She looks down at you and resumes putting pressure on your neck. She uses both hands, looking down at you as she strangles you with a bit more care this time. She looks down at your pants, seeing the dampness where you came on yourself a bit. She smirks, knowing there's more in you. She digs her thumbs into your neck.*  
22:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
*It hurts...but it feels...so good...*  
22:51  
  
*Amadeus starts rubbing his stone stiff cock with his hand*  
22:52  
  
*He loves the way the pressure of Daisy's thumb feels on his aching throat*  
22:52  
Daisy Kay  
*She shows her teeth as she watches you stroking your cock. She doesn't let up. She squeezes tightly and you can hear faint creaking and cracking. The air going through feels as small as a straw. A slight whistle comes through your throat as you try and force yourself to breath. Your heart pounds hard in your chest.*  
22:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Amadeaus kicks his legs on the floor, suffering but loving every moment of it*  
22:54  
  
*He wriggles against you, trying to escape from your grasp just for the sake of provoking you*  
22:56  
  
*Amadeus knows how strong mama Daisy is and loves it when she goes at him*  
22:58  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy's arms seem to buldge slightly. She flexes as she pushes forward, blocking your air. She holds in place, watching you squirm as you can't breath. She waits until you start getting purple in the face before she lets up again.*  
22:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Amadeus instinctively and desparetly gasps for air in Daisy's arms*  
23:01  
  
*You look down and realize he's lost control of his bladder from all the stimulation*  
23:03  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy sighs softly, going back to choking you. "You little shit. You've pissed your pants again. I suppose you want me to clean that up?" She puts her weight onto you as she leans forward, blocking air to your lungs. She stares into your eyes. "You're enjoying this, aren't you? You really like your Mommy choking you so much that you just squirted in your shorts..."*  
23:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
*....yyyeeeess*  
23:07  
  
*I...love...every...way...you...lay your hands on me*  
23:08  
  
*Even if it's to choke me*  
23:08  
  
*Amadeus feels even more cum spilling from his cock as he looks in Daisy's eyes*  
23:09  
  
*He curls up and purrs against Daisy in submission like the pathetic little pants pissing boy he is*  
23:12  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy finally lets go of you. She's sure you've learned your lesson. She lifts you up and carries you over to the door. She hangs you by your collar on the hook on the door, leaving you there like a coat.*  
23:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
*ah man....*  
23:16  
  
*Please get me down from here mama Daisy!*  
23:16  
Daisy Kay  
Not until Mommy's done.  
23:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Amadeus sobs softly, but complies*  
23:17  
Daisy Kay  
https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/465377770403418112  
23:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
OH wow!  
23:28  
  
That's really nice  
23:28  
  
You do realism so well too  
23:28  
Daisy Kay  
that's how I learned how to draw.  
23:29  
  
making cartoons is harder.  
23:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
it reminds me of that little dragon from Disney  
23:29  
  
Figment : 3  
23:29  
Daisy Kay  
it requires a different kind of thinking.  
23:29  
  
haha  
23:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
yup  
23:29  
  
gotta learn how to draw something as-is before you can simplify it  
23:29  
  
And as you know, I went about that ass backwards  
23:30  
  
everything I draw looks like anime = (  
23:30  
Daisy Kay  
she's not wearing pants.  
23:31  
  
I was going to draw underwear but then I was like "nah screw it"  
23:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha I noticed  
23:32  
  
fuck underwear  
23:32  
  
kinda reminds me of the dragon princess from GoT  
23:33  
  
when she's naked with all the dragons on her  
23:33  
  
I would still love to see you draw Mike Dawson in your style  
23:36  
  
and make him as ridiculous as he can be  
23:37  
  
holy crap  
23:39  
  
I saw Ghost Dad today for the first time  
23:39  
  
Like I knew it was silly  
23:40  
  
But holy shit....  
23:40  
  
I still don't know what the hell I watched  
23:40  
Daisy Kay  
put the bitch on the phone  
23:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
AHAHAAHAHA  
23:42  
Daisy Kay  
the bitch aint heeerrrrree  
23:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
holy shit....  
23:43  
Daisy Kay  
he wasn't even dead  
23:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
I know1  
23:44  
Daisy Kay  
so it was more like astral projection dad  
23:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
Astral Dad  
23:44  
Daisy Kay  
asshole dad  
23:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
AHAHAHA  
23:44  
  
basically!  
23:44  
  
The weirdest thing  
23:44  
  
Is I have had a relatable experience  
23:44  
  
I can...relate to Ghost Dad  
23:45  
  
I was mostly dead once  
23:45  
  
Because I did something asinine of course  
23:45  
  
You remember the big K2 craze a few years back?  
23:45  
  
that fake weed that was killing people/causing blindness  
23:45  
Daisy Kay  
I wasn't paying attention to it but yeah  
23:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wasn't either until I went into a smoke shop and was like zounds! weed that is not weed! I shall try it  
23:46  
  
So I smoked some in my car...and everything went black  
23:47  
  
and then  
23:47  
  
Everything became really hazy  
23:47  
  
and I was...floating around the hood of my car...looking down at my body  
23:47  
  
thinking "oh my god....I'm dead...I'm dead...I'm a ghost"  
23:48  
  
Like just being the most terrified I've ever been because I was going to be stuck like that for eternity and just wanted to come back to life  
23:48  
  
Thankfully someone in the parking lot found me and called an ambulance  
23:49  
  
But yeah...I NEVER touched anything synthetic ever again  
23:49  
  
I don't even really smoke anymore  
23:50  
  
I just take kratom to calm my anxiety  
23:50  
  
Pleasant Hill looks so peaceful  
23:52  
Daisy Kay  
yeah but boring.  
23:52  
  
I wish there was public transit  
23:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well when I'm there  
23:53  
Daisy Kay  
but hey at least we can visit KC.  
23:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
You'll have Manderz transit : 3  
23:53  
Daisy Kay  
KC isn't bad.  
23:53  
  
*leans on you.*  
23:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
23:54  
  
I love to drive  
23:54  
  
it relaxes me  
23:54  
  
I like peaceful, quiet places  
23:54  
  
Now I forget  
23:55  
  
do you drive  
23:55  
  
I know I've heard lowtax joke about it lol  
23:55  
Daisy Kay  
I lived in Philly for eight years and I never had to drive  
23:56  
  
now I live here and it's like aw man I can't get anywhere now  
23:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
Welp, now you'll have a way to get around =)  
23:57  
  
And I promise I will clean the car  
23:57  
Daisy Kay  
that's okay you can throw all your trash in the car  
23:58  
  
we will just drive a car  
23:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
I am so bad when it comes to throwing garbage around the car  
23:58  
Daisy Kay  
made of trash  
23:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
AHAHAHA  
23:58  
  
Seriously, you don't know how bad it is  
23:58  
Daisy Kay  
I am going to showurrrr  
23:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's just I never have to drive anyone but myself, so I'm like...fuck it  
23:59  
  
oh babeh  
23:59  
   Sunday, 11. May 2014 
Daisy Kay  
rub that vanila soap all over  
00:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
one of my favorite scents : 3  
00:00  
Daisy Kay  
makes sense  
00:24  
  
makes SCENTS  
00:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh god...  
00:25  
  
the punnery...  
00:25  
  
I'm almost out of my brown sugar soap =(  
00:28  
Daisy Kay  
brown sugar, vanilla  
00:28  
  
that would smell like cookies  
00:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
cookie flesh  
00:28  
  
*snorts you skin*  
00:30  
Daisy Kay  
*stretches*  
00:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
*rubs your shoulders*  
00:36  
  
*smells your freshly washed hair*  
00:41  
Daisy Kay  
time to pull some muscles.  
00:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
that just sounds painful  
00:43  
  
oh shit  
01:35  
  
I'm at the end of Phantasmagoria  
01:35  
  
trying to figure out the Don battle  
01:36  
Daisy Kay  
I'm rooting for you  
01:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's such bullshit  
01:42  
  
because the perspective of the house goes all wonky and you don't know where to click  
01:42  
  
And the main character is dillweed  
01:42  
  
If you try the door to the house she just has a 5 minute long temper tantrum and Don just comes and kills you lol  
01:43  
Daisy Kay  
there are lik 15 gruesome death animations.  
01:52  
  
roberta williams has a snuff fetish  
01:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
Don's laughter just tickles my heart  
01:52  
  
I like the axe chair  
01:53  
  
It's still rather tame compared to Harvester  
01:53  
  
she also has a fetish for ridiculous plot contrivances  
01:54  
  
actually now that you say that  
01:55  
  
Phantasmagoria 2 was...really fucking snuff fetish  
01:55  
  
the whole thing was about BSDM going too far  
01:55  
  
have you played the second one?  
01:56  
  
if I recall correctly, getting your nipples pierced is a puzzle....  
01:58  
  
good lord  
02:00  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhPxhMJzp0c  
02:00  
  
I stand corrected, bellybutton  
02:00  
Daisy Kay  
there is one I remember...  
02:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah, the second one was way wierder  
02:21  
Daisy Kay  
found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_kRBZYI1Mk&t=12m50s  
02:21  
  
I mean Jesus  
02:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
took it to all out horror as opposed to awkward whimsy horror  
02:22  
Daisy Kay  
that is too much haha  
02:22  
  
It's comical even  
02:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
holy shit!  
02:22  
  
the music does not match up with the gore at all  
02:23  
Daisy Kay  
the CG monster haha  
02:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's all so jarring against eachother  
02:24  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK49_zabj1A  
02:26  
Daisy Kay  
man they have some good obscure stuff on gog  
02:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
Best opening scene to an FMV game ever  
02:26  
Daisy Kay  
http://www.gog.com/game/normality  
02:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
DON"T FEAR THE REEEAAPER  
02:26  
  
oh god this looks zany  
02:26  
Daisy Kay  
I'm surprised at the stuff that exists here  
02:27  
  
oh I should play the HD remake of Bad Mojo...  
02:27  
  
That game was fun.  
02:28  
  
Very gross realistic graphics in only 256 colors.  
02:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
O_O  
02:29  
  
I'm looking at it now  
02:29  
  
roaches...  
02:29  
Daisy Kay  
yeah you are a roach  
02:29  
  
and um  
02:29  
  
Man I wanna say the plot twist because it's kinda funny  
02:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
go ahead  
02:30  
  
I'd probably still play it  
02:30  
Daisy Kay  
well you live in a filthy apartment and your landlord is really mean  
02:30  
  
turns out your landlord is your dad or something  
02:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
it looks like a really dark version of Joes apartment  
02:30  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
02:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
the music is great  
02:31  
Daisy Kay  
at the time it was made the graphics were considered amazing.  
02:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
everything flows  
02:31  
  
not like Phantasmagoria where the perspectives just make no fucking sense  
02:32  
Daisy Kay  
it's a very pretty (ugly) game  
02:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
those are the best kind  
02:32  
  
the bugs can communicate telepathically....  
02:34  
  
and they all speak in rhyme...  
02:34  
Daisy Kay  
CUTE  
02:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
i really wanna play this now  
02:35  
Daisy Kay  
haha I actually played and beat this one.  
02:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love the atmosphere of it  
02:37  
Daisy Kay  
yeah.  
02:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
in a weird way it almost reminds me of Ecco the Dolphin  
02:39  
  
intelligent animals on a creepy quest  
02:39  
  
As a general rule Dolphin games have to be terrifying I suppose  
02:40  
  
Dontrel  
02:40  
  
Ecco  
02:40  
Daisy Kay  
the gamecube was codenamed dolphin  
02:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha seriously?  
02:41  
  
i wonder how they got gamecube out of that  
02:42  
  
well its a cube  
02:42  
  
but I wonder what the original design was, if it was called the dolphin  
02:42  
  
have you played Ecco?  
02:43  
Daisy Kay  
no  
02:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah man  
02:44  
  
see what happens is  
02:44  
Daisy Kay  
well the N64 was also codenamed Project Reality.  
02:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
My mom goes to the video store  
02:44  
Daisy Kay  
I know there is a lot of sea monsters in ecco  
02:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
and sees "Ecco the Dolphin"  
02:44  
  
And reasonably thinks 'wow, what a cute little game for a 6 year old girl'  
02:45  
Daisy Kay  
and an environmentalist message  
02:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
and then this happens  
02:45  
  
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/kd7cYzBFKFE/maxresdefault.jpg  
02:45  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
02:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
it wasn't so much environmentalist as it was....strange  
02:45  
  
it was just sooooo trippy  
02:45  
Daisy Kay  
Awesome Possum had a better message  
02:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
I mean the story was really, really fucking creative  
02:46  
Daisy Kay  
haha no  
02:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
I thought it was!  
02:46  
Daisy Kay  
I was saying no to Awesome Possum  
02:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah ok  
02:46  
  
I never played awesome possum  
02:46  
Daisy Kay  
There's an options screen  
02:46  
  
where you can adjust his annoying catch-phrases  
02:46  
  
on a sliding scale  
02:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
that sounds pretty cool  
02:47  
Daisy Kay  
from 0 to really annoying  
02:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha  
02:47  
  
I went back and played Ecco when I was like 18 an appreciated it a lot more  
02:48  
  
WHen I was little I couldnt play it, I would actually get scared and turn it off  
02:49  
  
but the game's creator was a huge Pink Floyd fan  
02:49  
  
and all the music is inspired by Pink Floyd  
02:49  
  
the last level is called "Welcome To The Machine" : 3  
02:50  
Daisy Kay  
Did you ever see the original My Little Pony movie  
02:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
THE SHMOOZE?  
02:50  
Daisy Kay  
no  
02:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
I thought that was the original  
02:50  
Daisy Kay  
the one with the actually scary bad guy  
02:51  
  
I guess it was actually like  
02:51  
  
on VHS tape first?  
02:51  
  
while the 86 movie was different.  
02:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
imma have to look it up now  
02:52  
  
I had all that stuff on tape  
02:52  
  
My big sister gave them to me when she was done with them  
02:52  
  
all I get is the one with the shmooze  
02:53  
Daisy Kay  
I always thought it would be cool to make a short movie where  
02:54  
  
the bad guys were cute ponys and the good guys were the monsters  
02:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
hahaha  
02:54  
Daisy Kay  
little ugly monster boys and girls banished from the cute kingdom for not being cute  
02:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
I would love that  
02:55  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
02:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
The constricting social heirarchy of the cute  
02:55  
Daisy Kay  
obviously some of the pretty ponies would want to rebel  
02:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
oppressing the misfits  
02:56  
  
it's like...life  
02:56  
  
honestly  
02:56  
  
There's nothing I love more than a story that manages to take an 'ugly' or unconventional looking character and make you love the shit out of them  
02:57  
Daisy Kay  
I like devils and monsters  
02:57  
  
and jagged teeth and horns  
02:58  
  
and freaky goat eyes  
02:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love 'the goat sisters'  
02:58  
Daisy Kay  
I like characters with deformities or "handicaps"  
03:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have a thing in my stories for giving characters unconventional physical quirks  
03:00  
  
me too!  
03:00  
Daisy Kay  
I think my favorite thing about How To Train Your Dragon  
03:00  
  
was how Hiccup did not magically get his limb back  
03:00  
  
he lost it and it was gone  
03:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
I heard that was a really good movie  
03:01  
  
I need to see it  
03:01  
Daisy Kay  
I guess I spoiled that part  
03:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol its okay  
03:01  
Daisy Kay  
but yeah at the end of the film he loses a part of his leg  
03:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'd still watch it  
03:01  
Daisy Kay  
and it stays that way.  
03:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
keeps it real  
03:02  
  
Tyrion Lannister  
03:02  
Daisy Kay  
haha one thing I always hated was how  
03:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
Game of Thrones (the books) takes a hideously deformed midget and makes you want to fuck him because he's so badass  
03:03  
Daisy Kay  
on any kids show  
03:03  
  
there would be a character with an eyepatch  
03:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
he did not look like Peter Dinklage in the books lol  
03:03  
Daisy Kay  
but the eye was fine underneath  
03:03  
  
Just once have it be a hole or white or something  
03:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
Hector from Sanjay and Craig  
03:03  
Daisy Kay  
really?  
03:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
I believe he has an eye under there....  
03:03  
Daisy Kay  
oh  
03:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
unless I imagined it  
03:04  
  
I swear there was a scene where he like...peeks under it  
03:04  
  
I fucking love that show  
03:05  
Daisy Kay  
It's protagonist is an american indian boy.  
03:05  
  
good job, Nick.  
03:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah  
03:06  
  
It's legitimately funny  
03:06  
Daisy Kay  
I have been pushing for shows with all-girl casts.  
03:06  
  
or rather, dominantly girls.  
03:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
without making them girly shows  
03:07  
Daisy Kay  
rather than the 4 to 1 ratio  
03:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
like a show with an actual plot  
03:07  
Daisy Kay  
3 boys to every girl  
03:07  
  
ugh  
03:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
rather than just solving cuddly inconveniences  
03:07  
Daisy Kay  
I would make it 3 girls to every boy  
03:07  
  
I wanna give Wizzy a show. A black wizard girl.  
03:07  
  
I have some stuff for the show's bible already written/drawn out. I just need to organize it for a pitch.  
03:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
I think people would go for it  
03:09  
Daisy Kay  
http://butthug.com/search/wizzy  
03:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
03:10  
  
I like Devv : 3  
03:12  
Daisy Kay  
"I wanna be a jerk without people calling me a bitch"  
03:12  
  
that's a perfect summary of her  
03:12  
  
http://butthug.com/post/52366017015/obakeywizzyanddevv  
03:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
awwwww : 3  
03:13  
  
I love your style so much  
03:14  
Daisy Kay  
http://butthug.com/post/52883612645/obakeywizzydevv3  
03:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
"so this is what old tapes smell like"  
03:16  
Daisy Kay  
shit dog  
03:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha  
03:16  
  
It reminds me of this good will type store they had in AZ where they sold a bunch of old electronics and clothes and nick nacks  
03:18  
  
me and by buddy would make a game of who could bring home the worst tape  
03:18  
  
I remember bringing home some animated bible monstrosity  
03:19  
Daisy Kay  
those are always fun  
03:21  
  
McGee And Me  
03:21  
  
live-action mixed with animation  
03:21  
  
They were mostly harmless but the company that produced them, Focus On The Family, are notorious shits.  
03:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm not sure who produced this one  
03:25  
  
it was just horribly animated and all around terrible  
03:25  
Daisy Kay  
was it musical  
03:26  
  
did it have animals  
03:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
no animals and no music  
03:26  
  
god we had so many of them...  
03:29  
  
they were like 50 cents to a buck a piece lol  
03:29  
Daisy Kay  
I used to find the tapes and then take a buttload of screenshots and video and share them  
03:35  
  
this was before youtube was a thing.  
03:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
old school video sharing  
03:36  
Daisy Kay  
I also shared game screenshots like that  
03:43  
  
instead of using an emulator.  
03:44  
  
oh, you know a game that's like Night Trap but even cheesier? Voyeur. Originally a CD-i game but it was later ported to pc.  
03:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
I think I've heard of that  
03:48  
  
lemme see...  
03:48  
Daisy Kay  
it's got some gross cheesy sexual content in it.  
03:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooh boy  
03:49  
Daisy Kay  
like something you'd see on HBO or Showtime.  
03:49  
  
Cinemax.  
03:49  
  
Skinemax.  
03:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahahaha  
03:50  
  
because women walk around the house in full pefectly matching lingerie when they're home alone  
03:50  
  
I'm watching the intro now  
03:50  
  
oh god this seriously is just bad porn  
03:50  
Daisy Kay  
just like night trap you have to be looking in the right room at the right time  
03:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
"I'm afraid Frank's tied up right now"  
03:51  
  
My favorite game mechanic  
03:51  
Daisy Kay  
but, in an interesting twist, the game is different each time you play it.  
03:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
The acting is certainly up to CD-i par  
03:52  
Daisy Kay  
despite being stupid as hell it's actual one of the "good" examples of FMV games.  
03:52  
  
It uses the concept of a game based entirely around video clips to its benefit.  
03:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
it's cool that its different every time  
03:53  
  
though  
03:53  
  
I like when there's point and click mixed in with a little active combat too  
03:53  
Daisy Kay  
Full Throttle  
03:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah man this looks ridiculous  
03:55  
  
I like it  
03:55  
  
reminds me of 'It Came From The Desert'  
03:57  
Daisy Kay  
what, Full Throttle?  
03:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm hmm  
03:57  
Daisy Kay  
it's a very very beautifully animated game.  
03:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha yes  
03:57  
  
its  
03:57  
  
its a good version of It Came From The Desert  
03:57  
Daisy Kay  
that guy died of lung cancer despite not being a smoker.  
03:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
= (  
04:00  
  
that's shit  
04:01  
Daisy Kay  
well at least he lives on as Ben.  
04:02  
  
haha  
04:02  
  
what an awesome character  
04:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
immortalized  
04:02  
Daisy Kay  
I mean, like  
04:02  
  
okay, in point and click games usually a character will go "I can't do that"  
04:02  
  
but if you wanna punch someone out, Ben does it.  
04:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
Ben don't give a fuck  
04:03  
Daisy Kay  
gotta call mom when I wake up  
04:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
04:05  
  
Yeah, I'm gonna tell my stepmom the news today  
04:06  
  
It'll certainly make her day  
04:07  
  
It's cool that you have a sweet mom  
04:08  
Daisy Kay  
mom sweet mom  
04:13  
  
*curls up*  
04:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm jealous = (  
04:14  
  
all moms should be sweet  
04:18  
  
*exhales deeply*  
04:27  
  
just checked on my financial shit  
04:27  
  
I'll have enough money to move and pay you for a good while  
04:28  
Daisy Kay  
*pet pet*  
04:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
04:29  
Daisy Kay  
I need sleep  
04:29  
  
it's 6:30 golly gosh  
04:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
*tucks you in*  
04:29  
  
*kisses you on the forehead*  
04:30  
Daisy Kay  
shit I might get fired  
16:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
Why on earth would that happen?  
16:55  
  
they can't lose you  
16:55  
  
methinks you're over-worrying about something  
17:04  
  
Let me know when you're around, sweetheart  
17:29  
Daisy Kay  
yeah I just had a talk with the boss I mean it doesn't seem like he's firing me but he's not happy with my work either  
17:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just don't think he's going to fire you  
17:30  
  
I don't see why he wouldn't be happy either  
17:31  
  
i see the cartoons you make, they're great  
17:31  
  
Are you still sure that it's okay that I come there?  
17:35  
Daisy Kay  
I will tell you in a few days when he has come back from china  
17:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
Listen  
17:39  
  
I had a quite a bit more than I thought I did  
17:40  
  
Whatever happens  
17:40  
  
I'll be able to help you, okay?  
17:40  
Daisy Kay  
I'm just depressed right now.  
17:41  
  
I need to get back to work. I'll talk with you tonight.  
17:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
Okay  
17:42  
  
hang in there, sweets  
17:42  
Daisy Kay  
I'm fine  
20:37  
  
everything is going to be aaaall right. I was just shaken up today.  
20:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's good to hear = )  
20:42  
  
You worry too much miss Daisy  
20:42  
  
blah  
20:43  
  
I just wrote something pretty dark  
20:43  
Daisy Kay  
I will have to start waking up earlier.  
20:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
poppy tea will put you to sleep if you need help sleeping  
20:44  
  
amongst other things  
20:44  
  
cleaned out the car today  
20:45  
  
turned out not to be as bad as last time lol  
20:46  
  
only two full bags full of trash this time around  
20:46  
  
makin her seaworthy  
20:46  
  
Gotta drive down to Long Island and Toms River  
20:47  
  
And literally...get some gold lol  
20:47  
  
That'll get me another good thousand bucks or more  
20:48  
  
Are you home?  
20:49  
Daisy Kay  
I'm in my house.  
20:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
okay  
20:52  
  
And you're absolutely sure it's not a problem if I come stay?  
20:53  
Daisy Kay  
I would not mind. I hope you could put up with me...  
20:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
pfffftt  
20:53  
Daisy Kay  
ha ha sorry I feel like a wreck right now and I brought it upon myself.  
20:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, because you're such an annoying asshole  
20:54  
  
I know the feel  
20:54  
  
I've been through many 'the talks'  
20:54  
  
I crunched numbers today  
20:55  
  
I have enough for about 5 months rent right off the bat, so that's a relief  
20:55  
  
it was 275 you said?  
20:55  
Daisy Kay  
I am surprised  
20:55  
  
yeah.  
20:55  
  
or...  
20:55  
  
if you want to get down to the last penny it's 237.50  
20:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh wow, even less  
20:56  
  
that's great  
20:56  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
20:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, I told my stepmom today  
20:56  
  
I took her out to breakfast for mother's day  
20:56  
Daisy Kay  
cule  
20:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
all she kept saying were how horrible my teeth looked  
20:57  
Daisy Kay  
reminds me of moving away from my uncle  
20:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
but I told her, and she was happy  
20:57  
Daisy Kay  
just constantly insulting me until I left  
20:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
I"ve grown insensitive to it  
20:57  
Daisy Kay  
but not before tossing me to the ground outside  
20:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
I know my teeth are bad, big deal  
20:58  
  
oh jeez  
20:58  
Daisy Kay  
teeth come and go  
20:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
well I hope they don't go...  
20:58  
  
as bad as they are lol  
20:58  
Daisy Kay  
I brush after every meal.  
20:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
I brush in the morning and night  
20:59  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
20:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
it doesn't do shit  
20:59  
  
they're discolored and crooked  
20:59  
Daisy Kay  
morning and night is fine  
20:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
though  
20:59  
Daisy Kay  
well they wont just be fixed  
20:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
those crest white strips  
20:59  
  
actually REALLY fucking work  
20:59  
Daisy Kay  
I was going to say  
20:59  
  
not even those work  
20:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
30 bucks  
20:59  
  
it's like new teeth  
20:59  
  
oh they did wonders for me  
21:00  
Daisy Kay  
yeah you won.  
21:00  
  
not everyone wins though ha ha  
21:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
or maybe it's cause my teeth were far worse and anything would have been a marked improvement  
21:00  
  
I really should go for another round of them  
21:01  
  
but eh  
21:01  
  
I'm far less body conscious than I used to be  
21:01  
  
years ago my stepmom would make one comment about my ass and I'd lock myself in a room and cry  
21:02  
  
now I just don't give a fuck  
21:02  
  
I'm sorry to hear your uncle was such a chode  
21:03  
  
Oh hey someone favorited my crappy poem  
21:05  
  
good lord  
21:06  
Daisy Kay  
I want a fat ass  
21:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
I bawled my eyes out at Game of Thrones today  
21:06  
  
haha  
21:06  
  
eat a lot and wait  
21:06  
  
that's how it happened for me  
21:07  
  
I actually had a bony flat ass for years  
21:07  
  
just recently it....expanded  
21:07  
Daisy Kay  
No I would just get like  
21:07  
  
a spare tire and a flat butt  
21:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's how it used to be for me  
21:08  
  
but somewhere along the line the fat just started...redirecting itself  
21:08  
Daisy Kay  
that's so sexy  
21:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
*blush*  
21:10  
  
My body changed a lot recently  
21:11  
  
I used to be a lot more prone to getting a lot of belly fat  
21:11  
  
and face fat....yuck  
21:11  
  
now it all goes to my butt and thighs  
21:12  
Daisy Kay  
damn that's cool  
21:12  
  
hot thighs.  
21:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
heh  
21:12  
  
they have their share of cellulite  
21:13  
  
I fucking hate that shit  
21:13  
  
oh god  
21:16  
Daisy Kay  
*curls up*  
21:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's that part of Game of Thrones again...  
21:16  
  
I'm gonna tear up = (  
21:16  
  
fucking hell though  
21:16  
  
Peter Dinklage can act  
21:16  
  
It's the scene where they take Tyrion and just...fucking break him  
21:17  
  
And Dinklage just kills it  
21:17  
  
ah fuck I'm bawlin  
21:19  
Daisy Kay  
*wiggle*  
21:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
*squeezes you*  
21:22  
  
uhg I'm dizzy, I need to eat something  
21:24  
Daisy Kay  
touch fuzzy  
21:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
AHAHA  
21:25  
  
god, that was one of my favorites as a kid  
21:26  
  
lol everyone in the thread is screaming for Dinklage to get an emmy  
21:28  
  
I must agree  
21:29  
  
I actually cried harder watching that scene just now then when it happened in the book  
21:29  
  
alright  
21:29  
  
I need food  
21:29  
  
imma rustle something up  
21:30  
Daisy Kay  
hbo shows are going to be on amazon prime soon.  
21:31  
  
lol okay gam of throws wont be on it  
21:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol gam of throws  
21:34  
  
I have most of it torrented on here along with Breaking Bad  
21:34  
  
hence why my computer is just begging for death  
21:34  
  
oh fuck me  
21:36  
  
the next book won't be out before 2020  
21:36  
  
= (  
21:36  
  
this guy is worse than Stephen King with the Dark Tower  
21:37  
Daisy Kay  
what if he dies  
21:37  
  
he doesn't look young  
21:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
Don't even say that....= (  
21:38  
  
I worry about that every day lol  
21:38  
  
He's really overweight too...  
21:38  
  
like way bad  
21:38  
  
I mean Jordan had another guy take his place when he died writing the Wheel of Time series  
21:39  
  
I didn't get to the books the new dude wrote yet though  
21:39  
  
I've been trying to read Wheel of Time it's just....not that good  
21:40  
  
overpowered wizards always come and save the day, leaving you with no real sense of suspense  
21:40  
  
and of course there's a Gary Stu CHOOOSEEEN OOONE  
21:40  
  
And I just...can't take plots that go like that  
21:41  
  
The settings and cultures of the world are pretty imaginative  
21:42  
  
but that's all it has going for it really  
21:42  
Daisy Kay  
I am going to have to pick some stuff up around here. Man I need a new vaccuum...  
21:43  
  
*collapses*  
21:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
21:43  
  
fraid I don't have one of those  
21:44  
Daisy Kay  
nah I do  
21:44  
  
I have one I can borrow  
21:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
If you have anything you need for the house to bring just let me know  
21:44  
  
I've got a Kuerig  
21:44  
  
a pretty cool tea maker  
21:44  
  
a bunch of towels  
21:45  
  
yeah, that's my king's bounty  
21:46  
  
shit  
22:04  
  
I know I'm not one to criticize anyone's cooking  
22:04  
  
but why would you make macaroni salad with ziti noodles?  
22:04  
  
why would you do that to food?  
22:04  
  
that's whats in the fridge right now  
22:04  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHlzIgSvnYc  
22:18  
  
I'm laughing way too hard at this right now  
22:18  
  
Anyway  
22:32  
  
When would it be alright for me to make my way down there?  
22:34  
  
i figure I could have all my stuff ready by the second week of June  
22:34  
  
if that's not too soon for you  
22:34  
   Monday, 12. May 2014 
Kommissar Mandar  
*flicks your snoot*  
00:11  
  
uhhg, I'm cramped up..  
06:04  
  
blah  
06:10  
  
I loved Bitcoms 2, btw  
07:13  
Daisy Kay  
anytime you are ready  
11:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah ok  
11:57  
  
I'm wondering if I should sell my bed  
11:58  
  
It might be too much hassle to take it  
11:58  
  
would your landlord be okay with a waterbed?  
11:58  
Daisy Kay  
I will find a mattress for you.  
12:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
You're the sweetest <3  
14:23  
  
*kisses your snoot*  
14:23  
  
I'll bet you can see all the stars out there...  
14:28  
Daisy Kay  
oh yes, is very starry.  
16:37  
  
Don't get too excited but there MIGHT be a job opening for a dental assistant here. MIGHT.  
16:38  
  
no experience needed.  
16:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
Don't worry, I already looked  
17:03  
  
there's jobs in my field  
17:03  
  
Thank you for looking for me though, : 3  
17:03  
  
I always wind up with something  
17:03  
  
Again, I can't thank you enough  
17:05  
  
It's wild to even think that I'm actually getting out of this dump again  
17:08  
  
I haven't been this happy since before I moved to Arizona  
17:08  
  
KC isn't a far drive, there looks to be some eye tech jobs there  
17:15  
Daisy Kay  
if you don't mind driving for an hour at a time yeah.  
17:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol I lived in AZ  
17:31  
Daisy Kay  
I dunno how far away stuff is where you live. Pleasant Hill is nestled in the middle of nowhere.  
17:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
an hour is nothing  
17:31  
Daisy Kay  
okay yeah. I lived in Mineral, VA once too.  
17:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
when you're out thre  
17:32  
Daisy Kay  
My parents still live there. I don't know how they can stand it.  
17:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
is it that bad there?  
17:32  
  
I've never been to VA  
17:32  
Daisy Kay  
Mineral, VA is just  
17:32  
  
mostly nothing. The population is like, three digits.  
17:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like small, isolated places  
17:33  
Daisy Kay  
in the 400s. lol.  
17:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
AZ is like  
17:33  
  
welp, I need milk  
17:33  
  
gotta drive through 40 minutes of desert to get to the store  
17:33  
  
now I need something else  
17:34  
Daisy Kay  
It was once in the 500s but curiously that was around 2000. The class of 2000 all moved away apparently.  
17:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
drive anothr hour of desert to get where you need to go  
17:34  
Daisy Kay  
me included.  
17:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha  
17:34  
Daisy Kay  
what kind of education do you have  
17:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
Pleasant hill doesn't seem nearly as spread out as Phoenix was  
17:35  
Daisy Kay  
my boss was askin all kinds of questions  
17:35  
  
haha  
17:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm a loser college dropout  
17:35  
  
lol the Tax man  
17:35  
Daisy Kay  
cool, he is also a college drop-out.  
17:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
yaaay  
17:35  
Daisy Kay  
I can tell him that.  
17:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
I was going for a degree in psych  
17:35  
  
but...shit happened  
17:35  
Daisy Kay  
That's okay. I didn't go.  
17:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
ain't worth the money, ybh  
17:36  
  
tbh*  
17:36  
  
plus the school I went to was...terrible  
17:36  
Daisy Kay  
I was going to be in Atlanta, had some relatives there so I wouldn't have had to worry about rent  
17:36  
  
I wonder if I had actually went to school there if I'd be working in TV animation earlier haha  
17:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
eh  
17:37  
  
I don't know much about the field to be honest  
17:37  
Daisy Kay  
I never even realized that Atlanta, GA was an animation hub.  
17:37  
  
haha well it is now.  
17:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
but I think talent is the most important thing  
17:37  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah I mean, I'm glad I didn't go  
17:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
My buddy Matt wanted to get into animation so he went to Full Sail  
17:38  
  
He's 50 grand in debt and he couldn't finish  
17:38  
  
I feel so bad for him  
17:38  
Daisy Kay  
the 2000s after the dot-com bubble would have been a bad time for me to go into debt.  
17:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
He just joined the Navy because there was just no other way for him to survive  
17:38  
Daisy Kay  
Mineral, VA has not been noteworthy at all.  
17:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have never been in debt thank god  
17:39  
  
At least it's not Old Bridge, NJ  
17:40  
  
that's where I live  
17:40  
  
Did you ever come around it when you lived in Jersey?  
17:40  
Daisy Kay  
except that's where the epicenter of that east coast earthquake was  
17:41  
  
it was weird to hear about my tiny tiny tiny town in the news.  
17:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
We had an earthquake in Old Bridge once!  
17:41  
  
I thought my dad just dropped something heavy  
17:41  
Daisy Kay  
Well, understand...  
17:41  
  
the east coast never gets quakes.  
17:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
but then I'm like....the house won't stop shaking  
17:41  
  
Old Bridge has had several very minor ones  
17:42  
Daisy Kay  
It's a mostly solid sheet of plate underground.  
17:42  
  
So when a quake does happen, the entire coast feels it.  
17:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
makes sense  
17:42  
Daisy Kay  
it was like, back in 2011.  
17:43  
  
It was all over the news.  
17:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
I think we must be thinking of the same one  
17:43  
  
Because here in OB we did actually feel it  
17:43  
Daisy Kay  
*presses your nose*  
17:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
Have you ever been to South Amboy?  
17:44  
  
That's where I went to high school  
17:45  
Daisy Kay  
no.  
17:45  
  
I dunno if I ever listed the places I've been but... born in Vineland, NJ, lived in Texas and North Carolina around 2-3. Back to Vineland, then Virginia, then back to Vineland, then to Philly for eight years.  
17:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh wow, you were way far from me when it comes to Jersey  
17:48  
  
you were almost by Cape May  
17:48  
  
and Atlantic City  
17:48  
Daisy Kay  
I have visted Delaware, Georgia, San-Diego, LA, and Seattle.  
17:49  
  
yeah South jersey  
17:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
I visited LA!  
17:49  
Daisy Kay  
near Philly.  
17:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
god, that was a fun drive  
17:49  
  
I've been there too  
17:49  
Daisy Kay  
Like seriously less than 30 minutes.  
17:49  
  
that's why I moved there.  
17:49  
  
just in case I had to run back  
17:50  
  
again  
17:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm  
17:50  
  
I wouldn't be crazy about living in a city  
17:50  
Daisy Kay  
I loved it.  
17:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
well...I lived in a city  
17:50  
  
But Phoenix isn't like a city  
17:50  
Daisy Kay  
I could walk and take the bus/train  
17:50  
  
the L.  
17:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
in the sense that NY and Philly are  
17:50  
Daisy Kay  
travel is so streamlined.  
17:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
I was born in Edison NJ, lived in Old Bridge, and Phoenix AZ  
17:51  
  
spent 8 months in AZ and the rest living in the garbage state  
17:52  
Daisy Kay  
I love the uniformness of cities.  
17:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
Do you want me to teach you how to drive again?  
17:52  
Daisy Kay  
how everything is a grid shape. You can't get lost.  
17:52  
  
ehhh, I think I can drive in an emergency, but  
17:52  
  
I normally do not need to.  
17:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well if you do, I can take you where you need to go  
17:52  
Daisy Kay  
yeah.  
17:53  
  
but like I said if something were to happen like... uh... I dunno, we had to get away from a giant monster and your ankle broke  
17:53  
  
I am purposefully coming up with a wacky scenario  
17:53  
  
but for real, I can drive  
17:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahahaha  
17:54  
Daisy Kay  
I just been so out of practice.  
17:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
Don't worry, I've trusted people who were probably far worse at driving with my car  
17:54  
Daisy Kay  
You drive, I'll buy the groceries.  
17:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
well I'd have to chip in  
17:55  
Daisy Kay  
My fridge at home is tiny.  
17:55  
  
so may have to make frequent trips.  
17:55  
  
Basically I have two refridgerators. One huge one where only the freezer works and one small one for regular cold items.  
17:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah  
17:57  
Daisy Kay  
yeah that space is cursed.  
17:57  
  
Every large fridge plugged into that wall stopped working, leaving only the freezer.  
17:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
jesus...  
17:58  
  
makes me wish I still had my mini fridge  
17:58  
Daisy Kay  
haha I do not believe in curses but I do believe in statistics and averages and it is highly likely that something is causing it or just an amazing coincidence.  
17:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
scored that thing for 30 bucks in AZ and it worked like a charm  
17:59  
  
house ghost  
18:00  
Daisy Kay  
yeah my mini-fridge works great.  
18:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
I loved having one  
18:02  
  
I'll bet you probably don't get too much traffic out there either  
18:02  
Daisy Kay  
most of my fresh veggies are in the fridge at work.  
18:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
well, a lot less than I'm used to  
18:02  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah it's mostly traffic free here.  
18:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
seriously, I was hitting my steering wheel today  
18:03  
  
I can't stand the traffic where I live  
18:03  
  
and it's constant  
18:03  
  
unless you drive at 2 am  
18:03  
  
I'm so done with 30 minute drives taking an hour just because no one will fucking move  
18:05  
  
it looks less spaced out there than AZ which is good  
18:06  
  
that just got...overwhelming and annoying  
18:07  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah. LA traffic is lousy... and you know why? Rich assholes REFUSE to allow trains and subways in their city.  
18:08  
  
they still complain about pollution and traffic  
18:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh god LA traffic  
18:08  
Daisy Kay  
they are DUMB.  
18:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
I would not want to live there  
18:08  
  
7 hours straight I drove  
18:09  
  
in total peace  
18:09  
Daisy Kay  
they have tried over and over again to impliment public transit in LA.  
18:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
until I got to...LA  
18:09  
  
and then chaos  
18:09  
  
IN MAH DAY YOU COULD TAKE THE RED CAR FOR A NICKEL  
18:09  
Daisy Kay  
We had trolley cars in some parts of Philly.  
18:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
Roger Rabbit is a surprisingly accurate portrayal of the downall of the LA transportation system  
18:10  
  
downfall*  
18:10  
Daisy Kay  
WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS  
18:10     
Kommissar Mandar  
I have a pony sticker on my bumper  
18:11  
  
it has a hole in its head  
18:11  
  
because I backed into someone in LA  
18:11  
  
cause they parked to fucking close to my car  
18:11  
Daisy Kay  
sorry I was having fun with skype edits.  
18:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
18:12  
  
then after I bumped the car  
18:13  
  
I sprayed gas all over myself  
18:13  
  
because I was still getting used to the whole do-it-yourself gas thing  
18:13  
  
that was just an all around bad day lol  
18:13  
Daisy Kay  
oh  
18:13  
  
yeah... New Jersey and...  
18:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha yeah  
18:14  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
18:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
New Jersey and Oregon  
18:14  
  
we sit on our fat asses while the gas is pumped for us  
18:14  
Daisy Kay  
I remember not pumping my own gas.  
18:14  
  
what a job that must be.  
18:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like pumping it myself better  
18:14  
Daisy Kay  
just wait for someone to roll up and all you have to do is fill their tank  
18:15  
  
The easiest but smelliest job.  
18:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'd find that pretty relaxing  
18:15  
  
of course  
18:15  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
18:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
when I pull up  
18:15  
  
no one understands that my car still has crank windows  
18:15  
  
so I have to dive over  
18:15  
  
unroll  
18:16  
  
and awkwardly hand them the money  
18:16  
Daisy Kay  
so retro  
18:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha yes  
18:16  
  
So Cavalier  
18:16  
  
I'm actually really looking forward to driving through the midwest  
18:17  
  
Ive never actually...seen it lol  
18:17  
  
I've only ever flown to AZ and been through the deserts  
18:17  
  
my buddies driven across the country before  
18:17  
Daisy Kay  
there is a lot of green.  
18:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
he told me "It's like god just forgot to put shit there"  
18:18  
  
Do you ever get tornadoes where you are?  
18:18  
Daisy Kay  
I think they're rare. None have ever come near us.  
18:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's good  
18:20  
Daisy Kay  
No natural disasters ever seem to happen here.  
18:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's a relief  
18:21  
  
Living through Sandy...wasn't fun  
18:21  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah, this is a low-stress zone.  
18:22  
  
I think the only crime we got here are some meth heads but even then it's not a big deal.  
18:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
AHAAHAHAHA  
18:23  
  
oh man  
18:23  
  
That reminds me of AZ  
18:23  
Daisy Kay  
hey it's a midwest thing  
18:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
meth heads...everywhere  
18:23  
Daisy Kay  
the drug of choice.  
18:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
they were rampant where I lived  
18:23  
  
you'd see them dancing everywhere  
18:24  
  
I'd make frequent trips to Mesa  
18:25  
  
AZ gets really, really, fucking scary fast once you hit the wrong areas  
18:25  
  
they were harmless for the most part though  
18:26  
Daisy Kay  
No one ever gets murdered here.  
18:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha  
18:27  
Daisy Kay  
I think I have read about exactly one murder in the news here.  
18:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
a contrast to where I live  
18:27  
  
a lot of times when I tell people I'm from Old Bridge  
18:28  
  
I get  
18:28  
Daisy Kay  
stark contrast to my old neighborhood in SouthEast Philly.  
18:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
"Isn't that where that guy was killed?"  
18:28  
  
and I'm like "which one?"  
18:28  
  
yeah, that's a rough patch too  
18:29  
Daisy Kay  
apparenly people got murdered in my neighborhood every week.  
18:29  
  
like, literally a few blocks away from me.  
18:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh jesus...  
18:30  
Daisy Kay  
I mean it was crazy  
18:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
that would unnerve me to say the least  
18:30  
  
yeah...that's why I prefer quiet, low-key places  
18:30  
  
so do you have an apartment or rented house?  
18:31  
Daisy Kay  
basically  
18:31  
  
you just had to know the good blocks vs bad blocks  
18:31  
  
and stay out of the bad blocks.  
18:31  
  
I am renting a duplex.  
18:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
nice1  
18:32  
Daisy Kay  
yeah my first one. I used to live in rowhouses so it's nothing new.  
18:32  
  
it just means there's only someone living on one side of me rather than both sides.  
18:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's really cool  
18:33  
Daisy Kay  
they are nice.  
18:33  
  
oh man  
18:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
both places I had in Jersey were tiny apartments  
18:33  
Daisy Kay  
I'll have to tell them they can't use both parking slots anymore...  
18:33  
  
haha they'll have to get used to it  
18:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
I could park on the street  
18:34  
  
if that's allowed  
18:34  
Daisy Kay  
nah I pay rent here too!  
18:34  
  
I should finally be allowed to use the space.  
18:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
true, true  
18:35  
  
I have to get my car registered there quick  
18:35  
  
my car's been illegally registered in AZ for like the past 6 months lol  
18:35  
Daisy Kay  
yeah don't worry about that  
18:36  
  
I mean, do get it done, but  
18:36  
  
I once had an expired ID for 6 months  
18:36  
  
haha  
18:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
same here!  
18:36  
  
I can technically keep my AZ license forever  
18:36  
  
it expires in 2054  
18:36  
  
which works because I just think the picture on my AZ license came out really good lol  
18:37  
Daisy Kay  
I want a new ID to reflect the fact that I have lost well over 50lbs.  
18:38  
  
that would be the only change.  
18:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha that's right  
18:39  
  
actually hold on a minute  
18:39  
  
ah, mine says 125 pounds  
18:39  
  
I might have...lied a tad lol  
18:39  
Daisy Kay  
*hugssss*  
18:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
*spanks your butt*  
18:40  
  
get yo licensed changed to reflect your newfound sexiness  
18:40  
  
heh  
18:41  
  
it reminds of me of something  
18:41  
  
when me and my buddies got taken in for being at the Marlboro Asylum  
18:42  
  
And me and the cops were just having a smarm fest  
18:42  
  
I had the wrong address on my license at the time  
18:42  
  
and this fucking cop tells me  
18:42  
  
"Well if we find your body in pieces in a garbage bag we won't know where to call to identify you"  
18:43  
  
and I'm like  
18:43  
  
"At that point I don't think I'll really give a shit"  
18:43  
  
my severed head doesn't really give a shit where it gets dropped off, thank you very much  
18:44  
Daisy Kay  
That's not how an ID works.  
18:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
This cop didn't know how anything worked  
18:44  
  
oh my god...this cop  
18:44  
  
I think I told you parts of this story  
18:45  
Daisy Kay  
I'm going to try to scare you because you're a youngster and youngsters scare me  
18:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
but this cop will always hold a special place in my heart  
18:45  
  
as being the biggest idiot douche cop I've ever met  
18:45  
  
it worked for the other youngsters  
18:45  
  
not for me  
18:45  
  
I tell you what  
18:45  
  
there was nothing more priceless than seeing a bunch of BIG BAD ANONYMOUS warriors all hugging eachother and crying at the mercy of the clowniest cop I've ever seen  
18:46  
  
My father was a lieutenant for 31 years  
18:47  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
18:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
I know a bit how cops work  
18:47  
Daisy Kay  
this is as much I know  
18:47  
  
they could not handle being caught in the real world.  
18:47  
  
at least online they can post pictures of underage anime children and make fun of everyone else but themselves but then in the real world they don't have the power of being faceless.  
18:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh I've known many an anon in real life  
18:49  
  
they can't handle anything  
18:49  
  
and god...  
18:49  
  
You know  
18:49  
  
The day I had one of my old Keansburg friends sit down and try to explain to me that IT'S OKAY BECAUSE IT'S ONLY AN ARTISTIC REPRESENTATION OF AN 8 YEAR OLD...  
18:50  
  
I just knew I was done with that entire group of people  
18:50  
  
and the ones in New York were no better  
18:50  
  
they were the ones with me when we got arrested  
18:51  
Daisy Kay  
I wouldn't even care if not for their insistance that it's "not a big deal" and that they wanna make fun of actual consenting adults  
18:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh this particular individual  
18:51  
  
it started with the anime  
18:51  
Daisy Kay  
jus accept that you're a freak  
18:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
and then he shows me 14 year old vaginas on his phone  
18:51  
Daisy Kay  
No  
18:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
and then comes the 4th of July party  
18:52  
  
where he got my cousin drunk and groped her  
18:52  
Daisy Kay  
no  
18:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
..and texted her the next day...  
18:52  
  
to tell her that he did it  
18:52  
  
That was the last straw  
18:52  
Daisy Kay  
but it's okay  
18:53  
  
it was "for the luls."  
18:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
she was 16  
18:53  
Daisy Kay  
hey, can't troll a troll, am i right  
18:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
That boy lives in fucking Hawaii right now on his parents dime  
18:53  
  
hurr hurrrrr  
18:53  
  
pissing in an ocean of piss  
18:53  
Daisy Kay  
brb  
18:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
k  
18:53  
Daisy Kay  
I took a shower  
19:45  
  
la la, drying off  
19:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmm  
20:00  
  
I could go for a hot shower right now  
20:00  
  
try and work these cramps out  
20:01  
  
they're killing me  
20:01  
  
*smells your fresh wet hair*  
20:04  
Daisy Kay  
I wanna put on a show.  
20:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
what show?  
20:06  
  
*hugs you from behind*  
20:24  
Daisy Kay  
skype is being glitchy...  
20:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
Im just pissed I can't get it to work on my damn phone  
20:42  
Daisy Kay  
yeah me too  
20:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm also pissed I seem to have lost the pics I had from inside that asylum  
20:42  
Daisy Kay  
it keeps freezing or something  
20:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
I got some really great shots  
20:43  
Daisy Kay  
what kinda phone you go  
20:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
LG Optimus  
20:44  
  
Which surprisingly I like a lot better than the Droid I had that went for a swim  
20:44  
  
It's hard to find nice cases for it though = (  
20:45  
  
but seriously  
20:46  
  
the battery lasts...forever  
20:46  
Daisy Kay  
sigh  
20:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wonder how good my virgin mobile will work out there  
20:48  
Daisy Kay  
I got all gussied up  
20:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh did you? =O  
20:48  
Daisy Kay  
My connection seems to be just great out here.  
20:49  
  
I've been able to walk and talk  
20:49  
  
and text  
20:49  
  
and... stuff...  
20:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
You have virgin mobile too?  
20:50  
Daisy Kay  
no, it's an iphone with sprint.  
20:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah  
20:51  
  
My service is great here  
20:52  
  
in AZ it was terrible  
20:52  
Daisy Kay  
I'm so confused right now though  
20:52  
  
it says there's a software update, but...  
20:52  
  
oh okay, here we go  
20:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've been ignoring mine for weeks  
20:52  
Daisy Kay  
maybe this will fix it  
20:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
I kinda want to see a picture of you all gussied up : 3  
20:54  
Daisy Kay  
it seems to be internet problems  
20:54  
  
which is weird, but... okay.  
20:55  
  
it's updating...  
20:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
ooh boy  
20:56  
Daisy Kay  
while I figure out what's wrong with skype...  
21:07  
  
Sent file IMG_0683.JPG.  
21:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
You look so innocent there...  
21:08  
Daisy Kay  
Sent file IMG_0593.JPG.  
21:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
God.....  
21:09  
  
those getaway sticks : 3  
21:10  
Daisy Kay  
Test  
21:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
toast  
21:10  
  
I know I've said this before  
21:11  
  
but you're beautiful  
21:11  
  
And if you'll let me  
21:11  
  
I want to hold you in person and tell you that myself  
21:12  
  
That as much as you nitpick at yourself, you're absolutely lovely  
21:17  
Daisy Kay  
 Call  
21:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
 Call ended  
21:21  
Daisy Kay  
okay *blush*  
21:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sorry if I sounded awkward  
21:21  
Daisy Kay  
no it's okay  
21:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
My parents are in the next room  
21:21  
  
I didn't want to say anything to...telling  
21:21  
  
You're...  
21:21  
  
I don't know what to say  
21:22  
Daisy Kay  
no it's fine *bluuush*  
21:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
It took you a lot of courage to do that  
21:22  
  
You know  
21:22  
  
that anything you show me or say to me  
21:22  
  
will always stay between us, right?  
21:23  
Daisy Kay  
ha ha sure c:  
21:23  
  
 Call  
21:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
I told my parents you didn't have one : 3  
21:23  
  
just so they wouldn't worry  
21:23  
  
God...  
21:24  
  
Those legs...  
21:24  
  
I didn't think you had one  
21:24  
  
but now that I know you do  
21:24  
  
I find you even more exciting  
21:24  
  
Oh hi Kit : 3  
21:25  
  
 Call ended  
21:25  
  
I've never laid eyes on anyone so lovely  
21:26  
  
I dare say  
21:26  
  
There are things I want to do to that cock  
21:26  
  
But only if you'll let me  
21:26  
  
I want you  
21:27  
  
But I know you've been through hell  
21:27  
Daisy Kay  
*blush* I'm sensitive about touching but yeah  
21:27  
  
*touches you*  
21:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
and it would kill me if I hurt you  
21:27  
Daisy Kay  
*touch*  
21:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
let me see here...  
21:28  
  
one second....  
21:28  
  
Sent file downsize23-1.jpg.  
21:30  
  
old and silly, but...  
21:30  
  
Your pictures do not do you justice  
21:31  
  
at all  
21:31  
  
You don't know how truly lovely your face is  
21:31  
Daisy Kay  
Sent file daintyhands.JPG.  
21:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
And I would simply hold you forever if that was all you were comfortable with  
21:32  
Daisy Kay  
I have small hands  
21:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
You have little hands like me : 3  
21:33  
Daisy Kay  
and small feet  
21:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
Not a small...you know  
21:33  
Daisy Kay  
I wonder how they'd look side by side  
21:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
heh  
21:34  
Daisy Kay  
*touches hands*  
21:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
You show me anymore of yourself I might lose it and throw all my shit in my car and leave tonight  
21:34  
  
And I still have a few dollars to make ^_~  
21:35  
Daisy Kay  
what do you usually do for a living  
21:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm an Ophthalmic technician  
21:35  
Daisy Kay  
oh right  
21:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's a fancy word for an eye doctors bitch  
21:36  
Daisy Kay  
No I remember  
21:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
but right now  
21:36  
  
My mother has a great deal of gold for me that I need to go collect  
21:36  
  
As does my aunt  
21:36  
Daisy Kay  
moms for gold  
21:36  
  
aunts for gold  
21:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
chicks for free  
21:36  
  
that'll more than cover the gas for the drive  
21:37  
  
And you're sure the first week of june is not too soon for me to come?  
21:38  
  
I'd get on camera for you too  
21:40  
  
But I'm disheveled and bloody down there  
21:40  
Daisy Kay  
hehe hheheh c:  
21:40  
  
And yeah June is great  
21:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
good : 3  
21:40  
Daisy Kay  
*daisy tugs on your waistband* show me your wiener  
21:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
*yours is a hard act to follow*  
21:41  
  
(I'd ask to see it again, but I don't want to trouble you)  
21:41  
Daisy Kay  
it was just a spur of the moment surprise  
21:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm I see  
21:42  
  
Well I certainly enjoyed it  
21:42  
Daisy Kay  
I would like to see you but I must admit that I did just  
21:43  
  
groom myself a lot first  
21:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
I look terrible right now  
21:44  
Daisy Kay  
I bet you look pretty even when you are not feeling all right.  
21:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww...<3  
21:45  
Daisy Kay  
I work pretty hard to look decent.  
21:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
You look more than decent  
21:46  
  
You're eyes are so beautiful...  
21:47  
  
You're legs...  
21:47  
  
Your mouth...  
21:48  
  
everything  
21:48  
Daisy Kay  
your eyes  
21:48  
  
so big and expressive. I love eyes like that  
21:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
*blushes*  
21:49  
  
I want to hold you so badly...  
21:49  
  
You'd be alright with that, won't you?  
21:50  
  
letting me cuddle you?  
21:50  
Daisy Kay  
*scoots close*  
21:51  
  
yeah  
21:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm *sighs*  
21:52  
  
I can't wait to be with you  
21:54  
  
*huggles*  
21:54  
Daisy Kay  
*presses up close*  
21:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
*kisses you on those soft, full lips*  
21:55  
Daisy Kay  
*smears our lipstick together*  
21:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
*mmm* *purrs* *slides tongue in your pretty mouth*  
21:56  
Daisy Kay  
*tastes all minty*  
21:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
*presses my tits to your chest*  
21:58  
  
*runs my fingers through your soft, dark hair*  
21:59  
  
(it looks so fucking soft)  
22:00  
Daisy Kay  
it's not ha ha *blush*  
22:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
I find that hard to believe  
22:00  
Daisy Kay  
and I don't like my hair touched because it's easy to tangle your fingers in it.  
22:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
mm I'll remember that  
22:00  
Daisy Kay  
I think I told you there are like  
22:00  
  
strands woven in.  
22:01  
  
so it's all knotty underneath.  
22:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahh, I see  
22:01  
  
My hair is thin and stringy = (  
22:01  
  
too much dyeing over the years  
22:03  
Daisy Kay  
I would love to have your hair... cut short of course.  
22:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't dye it at all anymore  
22:05  
Daisy Kay  
I have this hair bleach that's supposed to work on the whole body but it doesn't.  
22:06  
  
I tried it just under my bangs where it turned my hair... red...  
22:07  
  
but not bleached.  
22:07  
  
haha  
22:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
If you ever want your hair bleached I know how to do it without wrecking it  
22:08  
  
but you look so pretty with dark hair : 3  
22:08  
  
I would get hair extensions if I could  
22:10  
  
I want my hair to be long again  
22:10  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks down at his pants*  
22:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
Your cock is pretty...  
22:12  
  
*pets it*  
22:13  
Daisy Kay  
*winces and squirts against your hand through his pants*  
22:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
It makes me want to touch myself, but...the blood  
22:14  
  
*purrs*  
22:14  
Daisy Kay  
it's very common to feel that way  
22:14  
  
while bleeding  
22:14  
  
some women just go for it, even if it makes a mess.  
22:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
I never feel like doing it while bleeding  
22:15  
Daisy Kay  
okay  
22:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just want to cuddle up warm  
22:15  
Daisy Kay  
I was just saying that  
22:15  
  
it's common to feel uh...  
22:15  
  
*whispers* you know  
22:15  
  
I seem to be having connection problems tonight.  
22:17  
  
*curls up beside you*  
22:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sent file CAM00113.jpg.  
22:18  
Daisy Kay  
butt butt  
22:19  
  
I would love to have that body. Your butt is so wonderfully big.  
22:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww *hides face and peeks through fingers*  
22:20  
Daisy Kay  
I should consider going on hrt. Then my body hair will thin out and I'll get a butt that's almost like that.  
22:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't think I could handle you being any prettier <3  
22:21  
  
in all seriousness though  
22:21  
  
you'd look lovely if you did that  
22:21  
Daisy Kay  
My breasts would get bigger but I already can take care of that.  
22:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love having big breasts  
22:23  
  
small ones have their advantages too  
22:24  
Daisy Kay  
*takes your hand and guides it over to them, letting you touch their oddly-proportioned body.*  
22:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
What I saw looked absolutely fine  
22:24  
  
no oddness  
22:24  
Daisy Kay  
you never felt it  
22:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
I want to  
22:24  
Daisy Kay  
I think I either have short legs or a long torso...  
22:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
I want to touch it and run my nails over it so your nerve endings get all tingly and you feel floaty  
22:25  
  
That was a trick I learned in Scientology, you know  
22:26  
  
it's called a touch assist  
22:26  
  
you stimulate a persons nerves with your nails, and it releases endorphans so they feel all swimmy  
22:27  
  
My nails have grown really long too...they look fake  
22:27  
  
but I want to run them all over your soft skin  
22:28  
  
Sent file CAM00958.jpg.  
22:30  
Daisy Kay  
I bet your hands are bigger than mine.  
22:31  
  
I really do have baby hands. Every person I hold my hand up to theirs is bigger  
22:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll be surprised if yours are smaller  
22:32  
  
though yours did look pretty small...  
22:35  
Daisy Kay  
unless your fingers just happen to be really slender  
22:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
they are really slender  
22:36  
  
slenderman hands  
22:36  
Daisy Kay  
*nibbles food*  
22:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/Shun_Ten_Satsu/0527102136.jpg  
22:39  
  
I bleached my bangs too once : 3  
22:39  
  
the bleach I use gets the jerb done  
22:39  
  
Sent file downsize(3).jpg.  
22:42  
Daisy Kay  
well the bleach I was using is supposed to just be for body and facial hair  
22:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooh  
22:42  
  
I honestly cannot think of a hair color I did not have  
22:42  
Daisy Kay  
but there is a good chance my hair wont ever get as yellow and orange as it did that one time years ago  
22:42  
  
it's just so dark now. It'll turn red.  
22:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like it dark : 3  
22:43  
Daisy Kay  
me too  
22:43  
  
just  
22:43  
  
there's parts where I'd like it to be an even peach fuzz.  
22:44  
  
Some areas it is, some it isnt  
22:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm  
22:46  
  
My hair isn't even at all  
22:46  
  
I went nuts before I left AZ and hacked it all off in the bathroom  
22:46  
  
so one side is noticably longer than the other  
22:47  
  
Would you ever grow your hair long?  
22:56  
  
*snuggles up to you*  
23:10  
   Tuesday, 13. May 2014 
Daisy Kay  
I did bikes  
00:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
Oh god  
00:17  
  
I'm a little buzzed  
00:17  
  
I'm talking to my buddy  
00:17  
Daisy Kay  
I really wish I had more things to use.  
00:17  
  
oh?  
00:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
We're taking you to Vegas  
00:17  
  
we already decided  
00:17  
Daisy Kay  
oh geez  
00:17  
  
haha c:  
00:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
Believe me  
00:18  
  
You'll have fun  
00:18  
Daisy Kay  
I have  
00:18  
  
a cute little friend that lives in Reno  
00:18  
  
literally little. He's five feet tall.  
00:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
00:18  
Daisy Kay  
c:  
00:18  
  
haha  
00:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
don't underestimate them short folk  
00:18  
Daisy Kay  
I wish i was short  
00:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
My friend drove cross country  
00:19  
Daisy Kay  
because I look so goood from a down angle  
00:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
so I'm asking him how the ride will be  
00:19  
  
You look good from any angle  
00:19  
Daisy Kay  
just saying  
00:20  
  
that's my good side  
00:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
You just...look good. Period.  
00:20  
Daisy Kay  
so I guess I should like  
00:20  
  
go down on you more  
00:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
Mayhap you should  
00:20  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
00:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
00:20  
  
My buddy is a goon and loves your cartoons by the way  
00:22  
  
We went to high school together and he introduced me to SA  
00:22  
  
So yeah  
00:22  
  
We're totally taking you on vacation to Vegas  
00:22  
Daisy Kay  
chevy chase  
00:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
AHAHAHA  
00:23  
  
I'll be Randy Quaid  
00:23  
Daisy Kay  
I'm the cousin that you want to fuck  
00:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha YES!!  
00:23  
  
Cousin Vicky!  
00:23  
  
(the National Lampoon Vacation movies are some of my all time favorites)  
00:24  
  
I want to get on camera for you  
00:26  
  
but i look to disgusting  
00:26  
  
It's humid here and I'm all sweaty  
00:26  
  
Does it get humid in MO?  
00:27  
Daisy Kay  
yes.  
00:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh boy  
00:27  
Daisy Kay  
but...  
00:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's ok though  
00:27  
  
I'm used to it  
00:27  
Daisy Kay  
our weather has been evening out lately.  
00:28  
  
I noticed a trend where... the winters are not very cold and the summers are not very hot.  
00:28  
  
so who knows.  
00:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
Same thing has been happening here  
00:28  
Daisy Kay  
climate change  
00:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah  
00:28  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
00:28  
  
but yes  
00:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll bring lots of shorts then  
00:29  
  
I had to buy like 10 pairs in AZ  
00:30  
Daisy Kay  
because your butt got wet?  
00:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
at 115 degrees  
00:32  
  
your butt will get wet  
00:32  
  
no matter what  
00:32  
Daisy Kay  
I notice that I sweat less.  
00:32  
  
there's a lot of amazing changes to your body  
00:32  
  
when you shed 50lbs.  
00:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
I can imagine  
00:33  
  
I've never shed that much  
00:33  
  
30 pounds was a lot for me  
00:33  
Daisy Kay  
you're smaller  
00:34  
  
you don't need to lose that much  
00:34  
  
I am 5'11"  
00:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
true, I have a lot less height  
00:34  
  
You're tall  
00:34  
Daisy Kay  
so I had more on me  
00:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
well  
00:36  
  
you look...in shape to say the least  
00:36  
  
fuck  
00:36  
  
you're....  
00:36  
  
I don't even know what to say  
00:37  
  
Gorgeous  
00:37  
Daisy Kay  
grumpy  
00:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
grumpy?  
00:39  
Daisy Kay  
grumpy but gorgeous  
00:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's more like it  
00:39  
Daisy Kay  
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=388286957976305&set=a.100944603377210.1285.100003850113004&type=1  
00:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww'  
00:39  
  
uuhg  
00:40  
  
I want to get on camera with you like you did for me  
00:41  
  
but I'm all greasy  
00:41  
  
and bloated  
00:41  
Daisy Kay  
you're a beautiful, shiny, suasage  
00:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahahaha  
00:42  
  
that's one way to put it  
00:42  
  
Well  
00:43  
  
You'll see me soon enough  
00:43  
Daisy Kay  
just show me your face  
00:44  
  
face eyes  
00:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
it's gross  
00:45  
  
but okay  
00:45  
  
I have no makeup on  
00:45  
  
 Call  
00:45  
  
 Call ended  
00:46  
  
hold on I did that wrong  
00:46  
Daisy Kay  
woobs  
00:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
 Call  
00:46  
Daisy Kay  
yes  
00:46  
  
I wish I looked that good without makeup  
00:47  
  
yeahright  
00:47  
  
c:  
00:47  
  
aw you kissed my eyeball  
00:47  
  
I have central air here  
00:47  
  
so that is good  
00:48  
  
I like your smile shucks  
00:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
 Call ended  
00:49  
Daisy Kay  
c:  
00:49  
  
pat pat  
00:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah, get used to that mess every morning  
00:49  
  
I look better in person, I promise  
00:50  
Daisy Kay  
I was gonna say something self deprecating again but  
00:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wish I could see you just one more time..  
00:51  
Daisy Kay  
you're just going to say more compliments so I wont  
00:51  
  
*hugs and pats*  
00:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'd go on with you  
00:52  
  
grease and all  
00:52  
Daisy Kay  
he he. I have some night-time face cream on right now.  
00:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
00:52  
  
Sent file IMG_0403.JPG.  
00:53  
  
like dis?  
00:53  
Daisy Kay  
haha yeah somethin like that yes  
00:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol!  
00:55  
  
You'll have to show me your beauty secrets  
00:55  
Daisy Kay  
it mostly invovles me accidentally putting something bad on my face and breaking out  
00:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
00:59  
  
well I've had acne for the past 12 years = (  
00:59  
  
I know what a pain in the ass it is  
01:00  
Daisy Kay  
I never broke out until I started putting stuff on my face ha ha  
01:00  
  
I need to get all the tiny microscopic hairs just pulled out of my head  
01:01  
  
then I wont break out anymore  
01:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
I started breaking out when I was 12  
01:01  
  
and didn't stop  
01:01  
Daisy Kay  
I didn't get it much honestly  
01:01  
  
I used to wash my face constantly, always fearful that I would get acne.  
01:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
I try so hard to keep it away  
01:03  
  
but I'm just prone to it I guess  
01:03  
  
it's not terrible  
01:04  
  
but it's annoying  
01:04  
Daisy Kay  
Well I used to just  
01:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh fuck  
01:04  
  
fuck  
01:04  
Daisy Kay  
hm?  
01:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
Do you ever get creeped out by the emergency alert signal  
01:04  
  
?  
01:04  
  
I hear it and it just sets me on edge...  
01:05  
  
It just played  
01:05  
Daisy Kay  
I don't watch tv or listen to the radio.  
01:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
I had it on in the background  
01:08  
  
I don't know why, that sound just sets me into a near panic attack  
01:08  
Daisy Kay  
it is a loud buzz.  
01:09  
  
synth sounds make me nervous.  
01:09  
  
*curls up next to you.*  
01:10  
  
I tend to sleep in my own bed  
01:10  
  
but I will still come and visit  
01:10  
  
*spoons*  
01:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
01:11  
  
*enjoys your warmth*  
01:11  
  
I'm glad I'm not the only one  
01:11  
  
Like I get...seriously creeped out  
01:11  
Daisy Kay  
I am a heavy sleeper  
01:11  
  
I toss a lot.  
01:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
Me too!  
01:12  
Daisy Kay  
and sometimes I shout suddenly  
01:12  
  
it's not always but sometimes  
01:12  
  
I might suddenly say "NO!" or "SHUT UP"  
01:12  
  
haha  
01:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well if you shout I'm coming to check on you  
01:12  
Daisy Kay  
cheep cheep  
01:12  
  
*curls up tighter*  
01:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
*huggles you and keeps you warm*  
01:14  
  
there are actually some pink floyd songs I have trouble listening too because synth creeps me out  
01:18  
  
Welcome to the Machine and Hey You  
01:19  
Daisy Kay  
I always got freaked out by (but loved) the Tales From The Darkside theme.  
11:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
You like that show too? =O  
12:47  
  
I love the show and the theme!  
12:48  
Daisy Kay  
heheh I thought it might've been before your time c:  
12:48  
  
It did not get many reruns.  
12:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
nope, I love it  
12:48  
  
Despite the fact the fact the budget was zilch  
12:49  
Daisy Kay  
My mom taped a bunch of episodes, like Ursa Minor  
12:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
I thought the stories were amazingly written  
12:49  
Daisy Kay  
"teddy did it"  
12:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahahaha yes!  
12:49  
  
I actually cried during an episode  
12:49  
  
It was the one with the alien lady who comes to Earth to study humans  
12:50  
Daisy Kay  
Oh and  
12:50  
  
the episode where the guy was dead but didn't know it  
12:50  
  
I was afraid to sneeze for a long time  
12:50  
  
haha  
12:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
12:50  
Daisy Kay  
oh it wasn't THAT bad  
12:50  
  
I mean, it was funny  
12:51  
  
the guy sneezed and his nose came off  
12:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
something like that would make me laugh forever  
12:51  
Daisy Kay  
some episodes were really funny, like... the one where the woman takes diet pills and she can hear food talking.  
12:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
YES!!!  
12:52  
Daisy Kay  
She doesn't eat because the food is screaming  
12:52  
  
haha  
12:52  
  
the resturant scene was so great  
12:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
I cried when the alien lady discovered human emotion  
12:52  
Daisy Kay  
images of people shoving food in their mouth and you hear "AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"  
12:52  
  
which episode was that?  
12:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh god its beautiful  
12:52  
  
It was a blonde lady  
12:52  
  
and it's written in the style of her journal  
12:53  
  
of her observations of the human race  
12:53  
  
And she joins this support group to 'blend in'  
12:53  
Daisy Kay  
oh here  
12:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
She meets a guy  
12:53  
Daisy Kay  
I think it's called "Going Native"  
12:53  
  
lol that title  
12:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yes! I think that's the one!  
12:53  
Daisy Kay  
a racist title except applied to aliens metting humans  
12:54  
  
so it's not racist?  
12:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
No, it's not racist  
12:54  
  
but like  
12:54  
  
She goes along with the motions of being human, having sex with this dude  
12:54  
  
and then he leaves her  
12:54  
  
and she goes to the support group and they're doing this exercise to release anger, beating a pillow with a 2 by 4 lol  
12:55  
  
and she starts beating the pillow  
12:55  
  
and then breaks down and cries  
12:55  
  
because she realizes that the guy really broke her heart  
12:55  
  
and she's developed emotions  
12:56  
  
and become human  
12:56  
Daisy Kay  
I like those kind of stories.  
12:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
me too  
12:56  
  
hit close to home with me  
12:56  
Daisy Kay  
I like someone discovering emotions and empathy rather than the usual cynicalness.  
12:56  
  
because someone acting the same all the time is "funny."  
12:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
pfft  
12:57  
Daisy Kay  
To me it's funnier when a character has guilt or regret.  
12:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like seeing someone's walls break down  
12:57  
  
like the cynicism holds up for a while  
12:58  
  
but then some last straw just breaks them  
12:58  
  
I think that's why The Last Unicorn is one of my favorite stories  
12:59  
  
which is not as little kiddish as it sounds  
12:59  
  
it's basically a story about a bunch of jaded, older people learning to feel again  
12:59  
Daisy Kay  
it is not. I think kids can benefit from watching it but it's got some interesting themes.  
13:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
the book is a lot better, of course  
13:00  
Daisy Kay  
It is slightly childish, but for a Rankin Bass production it is miles ahead of anything else they've done.  
13:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
but the animation is just so beautiful  
13:01  
Daisy Kay  
that was the era where animated movies needed a PG or R rating to be profitable  
13:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
the book isn't really a kids book at all  
13:01  
Daisy Kay  
but people were scared to either go too far and get an R or to not go far enough and get the dreaded "G."  
13:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
most of it deals with the inevitable reality of aging  
13:02  
  
it's kind of dark as shit when you thing about it  
13:02  
  
think*  
13:02  
Daisy Kay  
that's how you ended up with movies like unicorn or nimh, where it got a G rating but still had some mild swearing and violence.  
13:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
Nimh....  
13:03  
  
I fucking love that movie  
13:03  
Daisy Kay  
We're kind of back into that now but it seems like PG rated movies today are really just G rated movies.  
13:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like Don Bluth's independent stuff a lot better than Disney  
13:03  
Daisy Kay  
I find movie ratings fascinating.  
13:03  
  
and also the history of "adult" animation  
13:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love that shit  
13:04  
Daisy Kay  
in the 70s and 80s most animated films were for adults.  
13:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
Ralph motherfucking Bakshi  
13:04  
Daisy Kay  
well  
13:05  
  
they weren't all good either haha  
13:05  
  
Most of them were TERRIBLE  
13:05  
  
but it's still fascinating.  
13:05  
  
a fascinating era of animation... that will probably never come around again (except on tv and the internet)  
13:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
nope  
13:05  
Daisy Kay  
so like  
13:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
I miss hand drawn animation so badly...  
13:06  
Daisy Kay  
okay, not only were there PG and R movies, but the G-rated stuff would have dark themes too  
13:06  
  
and there were X-rated movies  
13:06  
  
More than people know about  
13:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't remember if the Fievel movies were rated G or not  
13:07  
  
but fuck man  
13:07  
Daisy Kay  
It got a G. There's no violence or swearing, just mildly scary scenes.  
13:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
holy shit  
13:08  
  
yeah I just looked it up  
13:08  
Daisy Kay  
The only death happens off-screen but they do show the corpse.  
13:08  
  
at a funeral  
13:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
pretty accurate portrayal of the Russian pogroms too  
13:08  
  
Yeah  
13:08  
Daisy Kay  
it's a dark but kind of humorous scene?  
13:09  
  
but anyway uh  
13:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
The Mouse of Minsk scene....  
13:09  
  
Scared the shit out of me  
13:09  
Daisy Kay  
have you heard of the X-rated animation of that era?  
13:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
as far as X rated goes  
13:09  
Daisy Kay  
Besides Fritz there were two others at the time  
13:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
the only X rated animation I've seen is  
13:09  
  
Parts of Coon Skin  
13:09  
Daisy Kay  
Dirty Duck, which has a cult following, and Once Upon A Girl, which hardly anyone remembers.  
13:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
duck tits woo-ooo  
13:10  
  
Once Upon A Girl...  
13:10  
  
it sounds familiar but I'm probably thinking of something else  
13:10  
  
no I haven't seen it  
13:11  
Daisy Kay  
it was x-rated mother goose stories  
13:11  
  
and the animation looked like the terrible shit on television at the time ha ha  
13:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
The style reminds me of the old Legend of Zelda cartoons  
13:11  
Daisy Kay  
so it's pretty jarring  
13:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_E2uWeSxRO60/S-pfsE-fmQI/AAAAAAAACJY/mJ2o3l5TdTQ/s1600/onceupon7.jpg  
13:12  
  
there's something about this piture that I just love  
13:12  
  
I would watch the shit out of this  
13:13  
Daisy Kay  
yeah it's  
13:13  
  
it's like filmation  
13:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've had a soft spot in my heart for sexy cartoons since I saw Cool World  
13:14  
  
When I was like 6...  
13:14  
  
Yeah, I had this friend next door when I was a kid in Edison  
13:15  
Daisy Kay  
I was pretty young when I saw cool world.  
13:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
who's parents just did not give a shit what she watched  
13:15  
Daisy Kay  
I was a little creeped out by it  
13:15  
  
haha  
13:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
so I got to go to her house and watch all the movies and play all the games my grandma wouldn't let me = (  
13:15  
  
Yeah, I rewatched it a couple years ago with some friends and realized 'holy shit this was trippy'  
13:16  
  
plus it took place in Vegas  
13:17  
  
so of course I loved it  
13:17  
Daisy Kay  
Brad Pitt  
13:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
Brad Pitt stuck in fucked up toon town as a jaded cop  
13:18  
Daisy Kay  
it's terrible and incoherent but it's interesting to look at.  
13:18  
  
I mean, a lot of work went into those backgrounds and character animations.  
13:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
I loved animated Kim Basinger  
13:18  
Daisy Kay  
so you kind of want to pause and go frame by frame sometimes  
13:18  
  
there's just so much shit going on  
13:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
floating dog heads  
13:19  
  
laughing tits  
13:19  
  
I have the theme song stuck in my head now  
13:20  
  
plaaayyy with meeee  
13:20  
Daisy Kay  
ch-cha ch-cha ch-cha chiggachiggachigga  
13:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha  
13:20  
Daisy Kay  
yeah that was PG-13, well after the adult animation boom.  
13:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
Cool World was?  
13:21  
  
what?  
13:21  
Daisy Kay  
getting a PG-13 was a surprise given the fact that almost no animated films in the 90s had that rating.  
13:21  
  
Just that and Bebe's Kids.  
13:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's another movie I got to watch at her house  
13:21  
Daisy Kay  
I felt that Bebe's Kids was unfairly rated.  
13:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
We watched the shit out of Bebe's Kids  
13:21  
  
like well over 10 times  
13:22  
Daisy Kay  
It is a PG movie, but apparently the MPAA were scared of scary black youth.  
13:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
mm  
13:22  
Daisy Kay  
and they weren't even that scary. Their mischief was the same as anything you'd see in a movie with a bunch of white kids  
13:22  
  
but black kids doing the same thing are "criminals."  
13:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
WE DON'T DIE WE MULTIPLY  
13:23  
  
Seriously  
13:23  
Daisy Kay  
add to the fact that it was a cartoon  
13:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
They squirted ketchup  
13:23  
  
and punched a mascot  
13:23  
Daisy Kay  
so if something explodes it's just a comic explosion where no one gets hurt  
13:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
every "mischievous kid' movie of the 90s features a theme park mascot getting punched  
13:24  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
13:24  
  
and disobeying authority  
13:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
even though the authority in Bebes kids was comically evil lol  
13:24  
Daisy Kay  
yeah see  
13:24  
  
they are clearly bad guys  
13:24  
  
I dunno it's a shitty film but  
13:25  
  
the rating seems unfair  
13:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah...  
13:25  
  
it holds a special place in my heart because I watched it so many times as a kid  
13:25  
  
Do you like the movie Rock N Rule?  
13:25  
Daisy Kay  
I have never watched it in full.  
13:28  
  
It's one of the films I want to save for a bad movie night  
13:28  
  
like Delgo.  
13:28  
  
I need to see it with others in the room  
13:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zl-GVkEj_0  
13:28  
  
I was actually listening to this in the car today : 3  
13:28  
  
I just GIS'd Delgo  
13:29  
  
what the christ...  
13:29  
Daisy Kay  
I saw the um  
13:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's Goodtimes Entertainment Avatar  
13:30  
Daisy Kay  
the short film that inspired Rock And Rule  
13:30  
  
The Devil And Daniel Mouse  
13:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh wow  
13:30  
  
I didn't know there was such a thing  
13:31  
Daisy Kay  
The art style is less, uh... icky? hahah  
13:31  
  
I mean, in Rock And Rule everyone looks human except for their weird noses  
13:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's an interesting style  
13:32  
  
I like it  
13:32  
  
Evil dog McJagger Bowie  
13:32  
Daisy Kay  
it's sorta the same thing  
13:32  
  
an evil record producer tries to make this guy sell out but ART WINS  
13:32  
  
let's watch Heartbeeps together lol  
13:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
okie : 3  
13:33  
  
oh god....I just realized what that is  
13:34  
  
I've seen parts of that movie  
13:34  
  
My uncanny valley hurts...  
13:35  
Daisy Kay  
I'm facinated by fat-faced robots.  
13:36  
  
I once posed a question "why does data look so fucking chubby in the last film" and the answer was "because he upgrades himself to look like he's aging along with his friends"  
13:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
13:38  
Daisy Kay  
that is a bad explanation  
13:39  
  
haha  
13:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
it's a sweet sentiment though  
13:39  
Daisy Kay  
this is why you should never have a show about a robot or vampire go on for too long.  
13:39  
  
eventually you wont be able to hide the fact that they're aging  
13:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
I dunno  
13:40  
  
Some of the shit they manage to do to Alan Rickman...  
13:40  
  
Though  
13:40  
  
they really couldn't keep it up anymore by the 7th Harry Potter movie  
13:41  
Daisy Kay  
well  
13:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
And he just looked like his face was melting under a shitton of makeup  
13:41  
Daisy Kay  
they could just, you know  
13:41  
  
make someone look old from the start  
13:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
true  
13:42  
Daisy Kay  
actors generally have about 10-15 years of looking the same  
13:42  
  
but usually right after that time is up it all catches up with them.  
13:42  
  
The 30s and 40s are magical time for an actor to look more or less the same.  
13:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah, I can see that  
13:43  
  
I hope it works that way for me  
13:43  
Daisy Kay  
but once you get into your 50s you can't still play a character that is supposed to be 27.  
13:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
But it probably won't because I don't take good enough care of myself  
13:44  
  
yeah...  
13:44  
Daisy Kay  
I can at least pretend to be 25. For now.  
13:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
Snape in Harry Potter is like 35  
13:44  
Daisy Kay  
A mostly vegetarian diet.  
13:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
Alan Rickman is like 65  
13:45  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
13:45  
  
everyone in hollywood can play younger for reason.  
13:45  
  
it's called having access to a gym and make-up.  
13:45  
  
being a millionare  
13:45  
  
so of course expecting the same standard from non-actors is silly  
13:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah  
13:46  
  
Now that I don't dye my hair anymore  
13:46  
  
i'm so fucking paranoid of finding my first gray  
13:46  
  
I check every day  
13:46  
Daisy Kay  
my hair was falling out but it grew back when I started getting the right vitamins.  
13:47  
  
grey hair is fucking beautiful.  
13:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
You have a very thick head of hair  
13:47  
  
you think so?  
13:47  
Daisy Kay  
well my hair is the result of a lot of care and weaving.  
13:47  
  
which is why it can't be touched haha  
13:48  
  
and also, hats... because of wind  
13:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've never seen you without a hat on  
13:49  
Daisy Kay  
it's too hard to keep it flat down.  
13:50  
  
At home I'll usually wear like  
13:51  
  
a bandana or a stretched ski-mask.  
13:51  
  
one of my beauty secrets is stretching the face hole of a ski-mask over my head. This helps me exercise my jaw and keep me from getting that flab under the jawline. I hated having that more than anything! haha.  
13:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
They actually market those  
13:52  
  
but you found the hack : 3  
13:52  
Daisy Kay  
they say it doesn't work  
13:52  
  
but  
13:52  
  
it does.  
13:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
well  
13:53  
  
You look younger than you are  
13:53  
Daisy Kay  
You have to actually do exercise and stuff  
13:53  
  
You have to burn calories  
13:53  
  
I mean, yeah, people say "EH YOU DON'T NEED EQUIPMENT JUST EXERCISE"  
13:53  
  
no, it is the COMBINATION of these things.  
13:54  
  
which is why someone can still appear fat and be healthier than your dumb ass!  
13:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
skinny fat is a thing  
13:54  
Daisy Kay  
I know I'm vain, but but this my choice. This is how I want to look.  
13:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
You're not vain  
13:55  
  
at least I don't think you are  
13:55  
  
After living with my cousin, no one is vain to me lol  
13:55  
  
and well  
13:55  
  
it pays off  
13:55  
  
because you're fucking gorgeous  
13:56  
Daisy Kay  
danke  
13:56  
  
*nibbles spinach wrap*  
13:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
I need to get something to eat before I die  
13:56  
  
I've been running around since 9 in the morning and I still haven't eaten  
13:57  
  
though I've forgotten to eat for days at a time  
13:57  
  
brb  
13:58  
Daisy Kay  
I'm gonna try goin to bed before 2 tonight.  
17:51  
  
*curls up in your nest*  
17:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
uhg  
20:27  
  
I just thought it was the morning  
20:27  
  
Because I took such a hard nap  
20:27  
  
I needed it though, I hurt = (  
20:28  
  
*spoons you*  
20:29  
  
aw nuts, wouldn't you know it  
20:32  
  
my cousin just posted this on my page  
20:32  
  
http://www.nj.com/monmouth/index.ssf/2014/05/officials_demolition_of_historic_marlboro_psychiatric_hospital_begins.html  
20:32  
  
ah shit  
22:20  
  
H R Giger died = (  
22:20  
  
I feel like I need to play Darkseed and Ecco the Dolphin in his honor  
22:21  
Daisy Kay  
dang it I been tryin to sleep this whole time why isn't it working  
23:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
Because forcing sleep never works =(  
23:02  
  
Try some nyquil  
23:02  
Daisy Kay  
I should have buyed some PM medicine  
23:03     
  
for my PMs.  
23:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha  
23:03  
  
Poppy tea works well too  
23:04  
  
I have a million remedies for sleep  
23:04  
  
kratom  
23:05  
Daisy Kay  
maybe some PM aspirin would have been nice.  
23:05  
  
because my head hurts too  
23:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
Benedryl PM is the best for sleep  
23:05  
  
aww  
23:05  
Daisy Kay  
*whine* I just wanna show I can be a good worker and start coming in early!  
23:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Rubs your head, avoiding your immacculate hair*  
23:05  
Daisy Kay  
*rubs your head HARD!*  
23:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
=O  
23:06  
  
Do you have set hours?  
23:06  
  
or is it just kind of come in a certain range of time?  
23:06  
Daisy Kay  
I never had set hours before but I think he's getting tired of me coming in whenever  
23:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
I think he's just going through something  
23:07  
  
He freaked out on FYAD and shut it down for a day lol  
23:08  
  
I wasn't sure if he was kidding around or not  
23:08  
  
but he seemed upset  
23:08  
  
Do you mind if I have your address?  
23:09  
  
I want to start planning a route  
23:09  
Daisy Kay  
oh my home is 302 Walker St, Pleasant Hill, MO 64080

my office is 220 N St. Rt 7.  
23:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
thankya  
23:13  
Daisy Kay  
also he had to shut down fyad because of some government thing  
23:13  
  
some dumbo ruined it  
23:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, I really feel bad he has to deal with that shit  
23:14  
Daisy Kay  
I don't know all the details but it was something unlawful someone did  
23:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
not surprising  
23:14  
  
shit  
23:14  
  
what was that one forum he had to shut down that kept threatening the president?  
23:15  
Daisy Kay  
I haven't posted or even lurked in... 5 years?  
23:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh wow  
23:15  
  
all I know is  
23:15  
Daisy Kay  
I still have a negative post count though  
23:15  
  
everyone that posts in fyad has their post count tick downwards.  
23:15     
Kommissar Mandar  
I never even noticed that  
23:16  
  
mines up so high because I scream in the Game of THrones thread so much  
23:16  
Daisy Kay  
might as well brush kit  
23:16  
  
as long as I'm up  
23:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
23:16  
  
Kit looks so adorable :3  
23:16  
  
Reminds me of Fishy, just a healthier weight lol  
23:17  
  
Sent file IMG_0446.JPG.  
23:18  
  
Little smug bastard used to sit at the table with us at meals and be like "where's mine?"  
23:19  
Daisy Kay  
I comb Kit every day and yet  
23:22  
  
I just pulled enough hair off of him to make a bird nest  
23:23  
  
aw. I wish Kit would eat my food.  
23:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
nah, you're lucky  
23:23  
  
It got really annoying wish Fishy lol  
23:23  
Daisy Kay  
I mean it, I would welcome it.  
23:23  
  
I would go "here's yours, cutie."  
23:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
because you could not turn your eyes away from your plate for more than 2 seconds  
23:24  
Daisy Kay  
I remember when I was taking care of Lilly  
23:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've had so much bacon stolen by that cat  
23:24  
Daisy Kay  
and I went through the trouble of making her tiny hamburgers  
23:24  
  
with lil buns  
23:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
23:24  
Daisy Kay  
Bacon is apparently a secret to longevity in cats.  
23:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
heh well....  
23:25  
  
it didn't work so well for Fishy  
23:25  
  
but my stupid cousin neglected that cat so badly  
23:26  
  
He didn't actually have a vet visit until I made her take him for one before she moved in to get nuetered  
23:27  
  
and that was when he was like...4  
23:27  
Daisy Kay  
it should be done early  
23:27  
  
oh well  
23:27  
  
their fault  
23:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah..  
23:28  
  
it still sucked  
23:28  
  
that was when everything went downhill  
23:29  
  
First her shithead boyfriend moved in  
23:29  
  
then the cat went  
23:29  
  
I wanted to beat the shit out of that cockmunch so bad  
23:30  
  
I still feel really guilty  
23:31  
  
Because I'm pretty sure he hit her one night and I didn't call the cops  
23:31  
  
ah well  
23:32  
  
at least I don't have to deal with them anymore  
23:32  
  
I feel like I'm leaving Jersey on a much better note this time around  
23:34  
Daisy Kay  
*pets*  
23:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
23:41  
  
*rubs your back to help you sleep*  
23:41  
Daisy Kay  
https://twitter.com/sashmorky/status/466472290344247297  
23:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww I love it  
23:58  
  
that fucking martian  
23:58  
Daisy Kay  
The Quaint Quazoo  
23:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
23:59  
   Wednesday, 14. May 2014 
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll always be jealous of how fast you draw  
00:00  
Daisy Kay  
I took my time on that  
00:01  
  
and then I was like OKAY GETTING TIRED and make the background all funky and abstract  
00:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
it looks really good  
00:02  
Daisy Kay  
sometimes I want to make a pure rainbow of roygbiv but then I remind myself "no that's not creative"  
00:03  
  
I much prefer illustrations of rainbows to be in the wrong order  
00:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
still pretty  
00:03  
Daisy Kay  
or when it's reduced to just three pastel colors  
00:04  
  
pink, yellow, and baby blue  
00:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
they complement eachother well  
00:04  
Daisy Kay  
well...  
00:04  
  
*curls up into a tight samus ball*  
00:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
Do you feel sleepy now?  
00:05  
  
I would sing you a lullaby if my voice didn't sound like a harpy...  
00:07  
  
Mornin starshine  
08:38  
Daisy Kay  
ahoy  
08:39  
  
I did manage to sleep for 6 of those 10 hours.  
08:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
My stepmom found such a delightfully embarassing old FB account of mine  
08:40  
  
Not bad = )  
08:40  
Daisy Kay  
oh okay cool  
08:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
You'll be tired earlier then  
08:40  
  
and fix your schedule  
08:40  
  
it's all good  
08:40  
  
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/190740_5706479165_5456_n.jpg  
08:41  
  
I used to look terrible : 3  
08:41  
  
All my fat migrated to my face  
08:42  
Daisy Kay  
I was so skinny up until my 18th birthday.  
08:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't know what it is with being 18  
08:42  
  
that's when I blew up too  
08:42  
Daisy Kay  
I mean  
08:42  
  
I don't know of any time I've actually been healthy except for now  
08:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm thin but certainly not healthy  
08:43  
Daisy Kay  
Well hopefully we can both help each other maintain a healthy diet and exercise routine.  
08:44  
  
I mean doing it alone is hard.  
08:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
Will the bike make me lose my butt?  
08:45  
  
I just got it  
08:45  
  
I don't want it to go away...  
08:45  
Daisy Kay  
ha ha I dunno c:  
08:45  
  
My bike looks funny right now.  
08:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
Why?  
08:46  
Daisy Kay  
The seat tore off the base. Like, at the metal... so I use a chair with pillows and towels over it... also the bike has to be jammed between my bed and two busted chairs.  
08:47  
  
It's awkward but it is the only way it works right now.  
08:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
I saw a real bike like that  
08:48  
  
it was badass  
08:48  
  
It was like a huge tricycle  
08:48  
  
with an office chair for a seat  
08:48  
  
Some dude got it at Swap Meet around here and would always drive it to the convenience store I worked at  
08:48  
  
I'm gonna be honest  
08:49  
  
I'll probably get 20 minutes biking tops before I just fall down  
08:49  
  
better biking than trying to jog or anything though  
08:50  
Daisy Kay  
well the recommended amount of daily exercise is 30 minutes a day.  
08:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
I can't do exercise that involves stress on the ankles  
08:51  
Daisy Kay  
this is especially true for the overweight.  
08:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
Wait'll you see my Torgo-esque walk  
08:51  
Daisy Kay  
because an obese person that walks just 30 minutes a day is healthier than one that does not.  
08:51  
  
oh yeah, you seen how tiny my feets are  
08:52  
  
my feet are small and flat  
08:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
cute feet : 3  
08:52  
Daisy Kay  
but I love walking  
08:52  
  
oh ha ha no  
08:52  
  
they all messed up because of years of stress put on them.  
08:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
aw, do they hurt easy?  
08:52  
Daisy Kay  
not easy but  
08:53  
  
they are messed up lookin.  
08:53  
  
also I stub my toes a lot  
08:54  
  
I'm clumsy like that  
08:54  
  
I should make food. I been workin without fuel.  
08:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
Stay out of Studworths  
08:54  
  
heh  
08:55  
  
I confess  
08:55  
  
I shamelessly stole that name for characters in my story  
08:55  
  
I can't think of names for shit  
08:56  
  
make some gud fuds  
08:56  
Daisy Kay  
okay going to eat food for real now. I just got a bunch of cute packages today.  
09:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
what'd you get? =O  
09:29  
Daisy Kay  
weird swedish candy and some interesting foodstuffs from Klout.  
09:30  
  
Every now and then I forget I have a klout thing and whenever I check it I find unclaimed "perks."  
09:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh sweet  
09:31  
Daisy Kay  
so like  
09:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
I gotta place an order for some shit and get my prescriptions refilled before the big journey  
09:32  
Daisy Kay  
some organic food company sent me  
09:32  
  
coconut butter  
09:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
anything special you want me to bring you when I come up?  
09:33  
  
well it better be better than coconut milk  
09:33  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
09:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
because I find coconut milk to be nasty  
09:33  
Daisy Kay  
Just bring stuff you need, bee.  
09:33  
  
and want  
09:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well I'm bringing you something regardless  
09:33  
  
= P  
09:34  
  
Have you had coconut milk?  
09:34  
Daisy Kay  
that is fine  
09:34  
  
Yeah it's alright  
09:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
The texture of it just throws me  
09:35  
  
and not in a good way  
09:35  
  
Aloe water, now that's my shit  
09:35  
  
Plopp  
09:46  
Daisy Kay  
Kit is sick and I need to check on him but he wont move from under the bed. He just lookin at me like "whatever"  
14:27  
  
ugh... what a stressful couple of hours  
16:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
19:41  
  
is he okay now?  
19:41  
  
what happened?  
19:41  
Daisy Kay  
hey boober  
19:42  
  
he's just been sick and throwing up a lot so the vets are taking care of him now.  
19:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
I woke up to someone crying on the damn kitchen floor  
19:43  
  
i'm trying to figure out what's going on  
19:43  
Daisy Kay  
*frown*  
19:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
Someone's on their knees  
19:43  
  
don't worry, this is typical  
19:43  
Daisy Kay  
*curls up beside you* I hope I get good news tomorrow.  
19:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
He'll be fine  
19:44  
  
he..she? what is Kit?  
19:44  
Daisy Kay  
yeah Kit is aboy  
19:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah okay  
19:45  
  
If he's with the vet, I'm sure he'll be okay  
19:46  
  
*rubs your back*  
19:47  
  
Do you think he got into and ate something he wasn't supposed to?4  
19:48  
Daisy Kay  
That or just cystals forming inside him. The vet was assuring me there's no real way to know for sure.  
19:49  
  
*lies in bed, face up*  
19:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
crystals?  
19:55  
  
reading about it now  
19:57  
  
He'll be fine, sweetheart  
19:59  
  
Okay, it was uncle Jerry on the floor on his knees  
20:08  
  
I know the story now  
20:08  
  
more bullshit with my cousin's side of the familiy  
20:09  
  
I feel so bad for their kid, my cousin's little brother  
20:10  
  
He's 10, he's the cutest fucking thing  
20:10  
  
He's always talking to me about his LP channel : 3  
20:10  
  
https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t31.0-8/10355580_1609898425901202_8429466751130247890_o.jpg  
20:26  
  
I really like this for some reason  
20:26  
  
Just kinda experimenting with style  
20:27  
  
Do you know anyone who smokes cigarettes?  
21:03  
  
I hope you're okay, sweetheart  
22:39  
  
I hate seeing you in a state of panic =(  
22:39  
Daisy Kay  
I will be fine... as long as Kit is okay that will be one less thing to worry about  
23:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
Okay  
23:02  
  
I worry about you, you know  
23:02  
  
Sleep well  
23:04  
Daisy Kay  
*leans on you*  
23:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Pulls you into her bed and cuddles you*  
23:14  
  
*snuggles close*  
23:15  
Daisy Kay  
*puts your small body on top*  
23:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
*mmm Daisy makes a good pillow : 3*  
23:16  
  
*rests head on your chest*  
23:17  
Daisy Kay  
*holds onto you like a little teddy bear*  
23:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
*mmm *feels all warm and fuzzy and safe*  
23:25  
Daisy Kay  
*stares up at the ceiling and sighs.*  
23:26  
  
*touches your butt* boop boop.  
23:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
*gasps sharply* ((my butt flesh is very sensitive in a good way))  
23:27  
Daisy Kay  
butt flesh.  
23:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
Flesh o' the butt  
23:28  
Daisy Kay  
*takes a gentle bite of your bottom*  
23:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
You buttmunch  
23:28  
  
*spanks you*  
23:29  
  
When I was 7 my friend told me that buttmunch was a national holiday in some foreign country  
23:31  
  
And I believed them  
23:31  
  
*spanks you again*  
23:31  
Daisy Kay  
When I was 7 I did not know that "eat my shorts" had sexual connotations.  
23:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
Does it really?  
23:33  
Daisy Kay  
eat my shorts, bite me, eat me  
23:33  
  
all the eat and bite things are like  
23:33  
  
yeah  
23:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just always pictured someone eating a pair of boxers  
23:33  
Daisy Kay  
it's like "suck my dick/butt/pussy/balls"  
23:34  
  
Surely you know "bite me" means that  
23:34  
  
right  
23:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol i know that  
23:35  
  
listen, I was a dumb kid lol  
23:36  
Daisy Kay  
yeah I'm just sayin  
23:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
Like i was a really fucking dumb kid  
23:36  
Daisy Kay  
I didn't make the connection as a kid  
23:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
it's hilarious in retrospect  
23:37  
Daisy Kay  
And I remembered being called out on it  
23:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
because i was tragically gullible  
23:37  
Daisy Kay  
"but it's on t-shirts and stuff!"  
23:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
Heh  
23:37  
Daisy Kay  
I mean I obviously knew that you couldn't repeating everything bart said like hell, damn, and ass  
23:37  
  
but "eat my shorts" sounded innocent  
23:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
My older sister used to listen to a lot of Gilette's music when we grew up  
23:38  
  
And i would run around at 7 years old  
23:38  
  
singing "You gotta lick it before we kick it! You gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it!"  
23:38  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah  
23:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
not having the foggiest of what I was actually saying  
23:39  
Daisy Kay  
if it's not one of the major cusses then how do you know you're saying something bad  
23:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
exactly!  
23:39  
Daisy Kay  
lol  
23:39  
  
I have no idea how I learned not to say certain words but I'm sure my mom taught me really early  
23:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah  
23:40  
Daisy Kay  
I said "shit" when I was about 1.  
23:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
23:40  
Daisy Kay  
it wasn't my first word but my mom used it so much  
23:40  
  
that I picked it up  
23:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm sorry, I'm just picturing it  
23:40  
Daisy Kay  
she'd go "aw shit" and I'd say "SHIT!"  
23:41  
  
It was Mom's fault.  
23:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just picture the way you scream when you say shit and I'm laughing  
23:41  
Daisy Kay  
"DIRT"  
23:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
Did she wash your mouth out with soap?  
23:41  
Daisy Kay  
when I was a baby? NO.  
23:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh yeah, you were one  
23:42  
Daisy Kay  
It did happen one time when I was a little older though, like 5 or 6  
23:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww really?  
23:42  
Daisy Kay  
I wasn't even allowed to "use the lord's name in vain."  
23:42  
  
which my mom did constantly so hello that is a double-standard  
23:43  
  
and  
23:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
that was more my stepmom's thing  
23:43  
Daisy Kay  
if you're trying to teach me that it's a sin then how come you be sinning  
23:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
I grew up Jewish so that was never no thang  
23:43  
  
It's hard not to  
23:43  
Daisy Kay  
it's supposed to be one of the major ones  
23:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
I say Jesus Christ 500 times a day  
23:44  
Daisy Kay  
MOM  
23:44  
  
Eventually she got tired of the fact that I never broke that one  
23:44  
  
and she was like "okay it's not even that important of a commandment!"  
23:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
23:44  
  
Because seriously, you can't help it  
23:44  
  
I would not be able to remove that from my vocabulary  
23:45  
Daisy Kay  
I lied sometimes. I was always caught but that's because I was never believed when I told the truth either.  
23:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well that's not good =(  
23:45  
Daisy Kay  
There were a few major ones that I still feel like I never got an official apology for  
23:46  
  
MOM  
23:46  
  
but anyway  
23:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
I hope I don't upset you  
23:46  
  
but 'bitch' is very engrained in my vocabulary  
23:46  
  
And i know you don't like that word  
23:46  
Daisy Kay  
it's hard to let go of.  
23:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
That was acually my first one  
23:47  
  
Me and my sister were having a fight  
23:47  
  
we were in my room  
23:47  
Daisy Kay  
there are a lot of words we use that are difficult to pull out of our vocabulary  
23:47  
  
I get upset but I'm patient.  
23:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
And she's like 'You're a noodle butt'  
23:47  
Daisy Kay  
HAHA AND YOU  
23:47  
  
SAID BITCH  
23:47  
  
hahahaha  
23:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh it got better!  
23:47  
  
I said 'you're a fart potato  
23:47  
  
and then she said 'you're a turd face'  
23:48  
  
ANd I'm like  
23:48  
Daisy Kay  
That is such an unnecessary escalation  
23:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well....you're a BITCH  
23:48  
  
I KNOW!  
23:48  
  
But yeah  
23:48  
Daisy Kay  
"you butt" "YOU FUCKIN CUNT"  
23:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
then came "MOOOOOOOM!!! YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT MANDY JUST CALLED ME!!"  
23:48  
  
My mom dragged me out of my room by my hair to the sink and washed the SHIT out of my mouth with soap  
23:49  
  
It was teal colored Zest  
23:49  
  
I will never forget it  
23:49  
Daisy Kay  
I like when kids repeat bad words to tell on someone "she said ass! I heard her say ASS. I can't believe she would say ASS. she was like "ass" I mean ass can you believe ass?  
23:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
23:50  
Daisy Kay  
I think kids cussing is funny period  
23:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
That one scene from a Christmas Story gets me every time  
23:51  
  
"drink....more....Ovaltine..."  
23:51  
  
"SON OF A BITCH"  
23:51  
Daisy Kay  
In The Goonies  
23:51  
  
when Chunk drops his ice cream on his shirt and says "Shit!"  
23:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahahaha  
23:52  
Daisy Kay  
or Monster Squad... almost all the dialog... haha  
23:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
a bit on the darker ide  
23:52  
  
side*  
23:52  
  
But this is one of my favorite movies ever  
23:53  
  
because of this  
23:53  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N_aUm97hj8  
23:53  
Daisy Kay  
yeah that's just awesome.  
23:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
Macaulay Kulkin sells the shit out of that role  
23:53  
Daisy Kay  
it's not like he said "suck my dick"  
23:54  
  
I mean then it woulda been creepy  
23:54  
  
he just said the f word  
23:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
The whole story is basically Home Alone gone sociopathic and evil  
23:54  
  
I fucking love the way he says it to  
23:54  
Daisy Kay  
It's about what if the kid from home alone was real  
23:54  
  
like how people do like  
23:54  
  
"what if a superhero was a real person. They'd be kinda fucked up, right?"  
23:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
It adds a realistic aspect to it  
23:55  
Daisy Kay  
Home Alone, at least the first one, was sadistic  
23:55  
  
because the slapstick wasn't just simple bumps and bruises  
23:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
Oh, it was, it's just the forced whimsy throws you off  
23:55  
Daisy Kay  
a nail went right into a foot...  
23:55  
  
and they showed it going in  
23:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
....That was the sound of a tool chest...falling down the stairs...  
23:56  
  
Seriously!  
23:56  
  
If you gave that movie a different musical score  
23:56  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
23:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
it'd be a horror  
23:56  
Daisy Kay  
it would be like a Turkish film  
23:56  
  
"here is some whimsy but set to scary music"  
23:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
23:57  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDLkFEhJVTw  
23:58  
Daisy Kay  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0U-M9W4nKw  
23:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
I can't drive under an overpass without picturing this happening  
23:58  
  
oh god oh god not this  
23:58  
  
I've seen some of this  
23:59  
Daisy Kay  
yes it is a very whimsical film  
23:59  
  
where a disgusting alien farts from its belly button and jacks off to porn  
23:59  
  
which is actually closer to the original script of et  
23:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have a legitimate...thing about aliens  
23:59  
   Thursday, 15. May 2014 
Kommissar Mandar  
Like an irrational phobia  
00:00  
Daisy Kay  
I used to be scared that I'd see one spying on me from my window  
00:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
Do you remember the show Allen Strange?  
00:00  
Daisy Kay  
not very well  
00:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
It was basically a kids version of the Man Who Fell to Earth on Nickelodean  
00:01  
  
but  
00:01  
  
there was this one episode  
00:01  
  
and I have posted on so many fucking threads trying to find it  
00:01  
  
scoured the internet  
00:01  
  
there's this one episode where he gets...addicted to water...  
00:01  
  
yeah, the plot was fucking weird  
00:02  
  
but anyway  
00:02  
  
There's a scene where he's going through 'water withdrawl'  
00:02  
  
And it's a slow shot zooming in on the back of his chair  
00:02  
  
and his roommate Robbie turns him around  
00:02  
  
and he's become this...thing....  
00:03  
  
and he croaks out 'I need...the water...Robbie'  
00:03  
  
I was 7 or 8 at the time  
00:03  
Daisy Kay  
The 100 Good Deeds Of Eddie McDowd  
00:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
and I...Jumped up from the couch  
00:03  
  
screamed my fucking lungs out  
00:03  
  
ran around the house  
00:03  
  
tore my hair out  
00:03  
Daisy Kay  
The Mystery Files Of Shelby Woo  
00:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
and collapsed on the floor  
00:04  
  
of a legitimate panic attack  
00:04  
Daisy Kay  
hey that's why the show is rated TV-Y7.  
00:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
Shelby Woo kicked ass btw  
00:04  
Daisy Kay  
not for kids younger than 7.  
00:04  
  
Cousin Skeeter  
00:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
I loved Cousin Skeeter!  
00:04  
Daisy Kay  
they never bothered to mention that he's a puppet  
00:05  
  
he just is.  
00:05  
  
The Secret World Of Alex Mack  
00:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's what I loved about it  
00:07  
  
Alex Mack was pretty cool  
00:07  
Daisy Kay  
ahh, yes, real monsters.  
00:07  
  
as told by ginger  
00:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
You know I never watched much of that  
00:08  
Daisy Kay  
legends of the hidden temple.  
00:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
but it was so good  
00:08  
  
OMG  
00:08  
  
that show  
00:09  
Daisy Kay  
Nickelodeon Guts  
00:09  
  
d-d-d-  
00:09  
  
do you have it?  
00:09  
  
I'm curious  
00:09  
  
if you have it  
00:09  
  
guts.  
00:09  
  
"HUAH."  
00:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
*rips out intestines*  
00:09  
  
but okay  
00:09  
  
there was this goon  
00:09  
  
who was actually on Legends of the Hidden Temple  
00:09  
Daisy Kay  
man I hated all the gameshows.  
00:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
And he posted about his experience  
00:10  
  
like  
00:10  
  
it's really fucking terrible what they did with those kids  
00:10  
  
They would basically all have them sitting backstage in the Florida muggy as heat  
00:10  
  
did not offer them water  
00:10  
  
so by the time they actually got out there  
00:11  
  
They were dehydrated and on the verge of heat stroke  
00:11  
Daisy Kay  
those super nintendos and moon shoes are expensive  
00:11  
  
can't have every kid winning one  
00:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha true  
00:13  
Daisy Kay  
I disliked all the gameshows  
00:13  
  
even Nick Arcade somehow found a way to make video games boring  
00:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
no  
00:13  
  
there was one I loved  
00:13  
  
the one that wasn't nick arcade  
00:14  
Daisy Kay  
I remember actually screaming of boredom at nick arcade  
00:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
"video power"  
00:14  
Daisy Kay  
yeah, actually, that was interesting.  
00:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
Johnny Motherfucking Arcade  
00:14  
Daisy Kay  
there was another show that came on around the same time...  
00:14  
  
it was more about reviews and tips  
00:15  
  
like a magazine show  
00:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
I vaguely vaguely remember...  
00:15  
  
wait  
00:15  
  
you're not talking about  
00:15  
  
George Woods' show?  
00:15  
Daisy Kay  
I doubt it  
00:16  
  
"you're going to run out of those eventually."  
00:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm so fucking determined now to find that Allen Strange clip  
00:18  
  
I really want to horrify myself into a coma  
00:18  
Daisy Kay  
*picture of bill clinton*  
00:18  
  
*joke*  
00:18  
  
"damn it"  
00:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
AHAHAHA  
00:18  
  
I fuckin love Betus  
00:18  
Daisy Kay  
here is the confusing thing  
00:19  
  
video power had two different formats  
00:20  
  
one was a magazine show and the other was a gameshow  
00:20  
  
so sometimes it's hard to remember... which... show... I'm thinking of  
00:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
I also fucking love when my computer restarts for no apparrent reason  
00:28  
  
The only thing I recall like that was that George Woods show  
00:29  
  
speaking of  
00:30  
Daisy Kay  
It may have been the other version of video power  
00:30  
  
except I remember a blonde guy hosting  
00:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
I was perusing Retsupuraes  
00:30  
  
holy shit...  
00:30  
  
There was one I found with you  
00:31  
  
You sounded so different I didn't realize it was you O_O  
00:31  
Daisy Kay  
some are incorrectly attributed to me.  
00:31  
  
I did um...  
00:31  
  
do sound editing on quite a few  
00:31  
  
because five different people with five different mics need to have levels checked.  
00:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
It was one with Wario Ware  
00:32  
Daisy Kay  
I think so  
00:32  
  
all I remember was jimmy and then  
00:32  
  
getting uncomfortable as the show went on  
00:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah...  
00:32  
Daisy Kay  
but laughing and trying to be like "oh yeah guys that's really funny"  
00:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
I watched it and I really kind of felt bad...  
00:33  
  
Because  
00:33  
  
I could imagine it was making you uncomfortable = (  
00:33  
Daisy Kay  
there were a few like  
00:33  
  
Sanity's Re-quee-um  
00:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
You weren't talking a lot  
00:33  
Daisy Kay  
that I couldn't even be bothered to edit  
00:33  
  
I think that was the one  
00:34  
  
but they were picking on this girl  
00:34  
  
and calling her a bitch and a whore  
00:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUVDXyUWO6c  
00:34  
  
this was the one I was talking about  
00:34  
  
I saw that one  
00:34  
Daisy Kay  
I know they kind of disowned those earlier ones but at the time  
00:34  
  
it was upsetting  
00:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah...  
00:34  
  
I mean she was annoying, but...  
00:34  
  
they kind of went to far  
00:34  
  
Slowbeef is....yeah  
00:35  
Daisy Kay  
well don't use that kind of language  
00:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
He's a Jersey guy  
00:35  
Daisy Kay  
just talk about how they suck  
00:35  
  
well no I mean  
00:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah  
00:35  
Daisy Kay  
I can at least say they didn't know any better  
00:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
there was no need for all the 'dumb slut' stuff  
00:36  
Daisy Kay  
that was a different era of the internet  
00:36  
  
the internet was a harsher place and if you tried to "censor yourself" even a little then you were a LAME PUSSY or something  
00:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah  
00:36  
Daisy Kay  
I tried to be tough without using slurs  
00:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
You're voice sounds a lot better now  
00:37  
  
than it did in that video  
00:37  
Daisy Kay  
Like I said I did video editing  
00:37  
  
so I was able to alter my voice  
00:37  
  
to sound more like "a man"  
00:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah  
00:37  
  
speaking of  
00:38  
  
If you ever need help  
00:38  
Daisy Kay  
I've always had my voice, I've just hid it.  
00:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
I know my way around Sony Vegas some  
00:38  
  
I see  
00:38  
  
Well  
00:38  
  
i don't need to tell you that i think you're voice is beautiful  
00:38  
  
it was hard to watch that video to be honest  
00:39  
  
because I knew things were being said that were hurtful to you =(  
00:39  
Daisy Kay  
I have had several decades to disguise my voice  
00:39  
  
but now I'm like fuck it  
00:40  
  
It's too stressful  
00:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
You're unedited voice is so much better  
00:40  
  
I mean when you went on camera for me and I heard it totally raw  
00:41  
  
I just...thought it was so lovely  
00:41  
  
: 3  
00:42  
Daisy Kay  
I was born with hormone imbalance and extra parts  
00:42  
  
I'm not exactly intersex but close to it.  
00:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
That happens a lot more than people realize it does  
00:43  
  
It was actually suspected of me as well  
00:43  
  
because my lower insides weren't right  
00:44  
Daisy Kay  
yeah, it happens in the womb  
00:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
but they ruled it out  
00:44  
  
though  
00:44  
Daisy Kay  
sex isn't decided until way into the process  
00:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have often been teased  
00:44  
  
that when I wear certain shirts I "look like a tranny"  
00:44  
Daisy Kay  
when the thing between your legs either turns into a penis or a vagina  
00:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
because of my build  
00:45  
Daisy Kay  
that's dumb  
00:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
this one dude from Keansburg would tease me about it a lot  
00:45  
Daisy Kay  
I'm tired of people pointing out stuff like adam's apples or facial hair or breasts or hands or whatever  
00:46  
  
without knowing that these are things anyone can have  
00:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
seriously...  
00:46  
Daisy Kay  
almost all women have mustaches to varying degrees.  
00:46  
  
some women have huge feet and hands.  
00:46  
  
I'm talking about cis female-at-birth women.  
00:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
gender is a spectrum  
00:47  
Daisy Kay  
just to be clear  
00:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
not a binary deal  
00:47  
Daisy Kay  
so when someone is saying they can "spot a tranny" they're full of shit  
00:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh exactly  
00:47  
  
btw  
00:47  
  
this guy was a total piece of shit  
00:48  
  
got kicked out of the military for being a pedophile  
00:48  
Daisy Kay  
because that means they will call out a woman who was born female and make her feel awful  
00:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
tyyyypiiiicaaal of that fucking group i was in  
00:48  
  
I don't remark on shit like that ever  
00:48  
  
My voice has also been mocked  
00:49  
  
I have been told that I sound like a teenage boy  
00:50  
  
by multiple people  
00:50  
  
Do you think my voice sounds feminine?  
00:51  
Daisy Kay  
yes  
00:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
honestly, it doesn't bother me  
00:51  
Daisy Kay  
unquestionably?  
00:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww, thank you  
00:52  
  
I think what it is  
00:52  
  
My voice has a wide range of tone  
00:52  
  
it changes  
00:52  
  
Some days it will be higher, others it will be lower  
00:53  
  
I don't notice it, but others do  
00:53  
Daisy Kay  
well practice some silly voices  
00:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
00:54  
  
I actually do that....every day  
00:54  
Daisy Kay  
I want to do a sequel to the 4+1 Rangers where extra rangers get added  
00:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
It was kind of a thing with me and my old buddies  
00:55  
Daisy Kay  
and then after that even more rangers  
00:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
We would all imitate Disney characters and make them say terrible shit  
00:55  
  
God, I wish I could find you this video  
00:55  
  
Of me and my old friend going back and forth  
00:55  
  
both speaking to eachother as Alan Rickman  
00:56  
  
I always mock shit in silly voices  
00:57  
Daisy Kay  
Ralan Ickman  
00:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha  
00:57  
  
I would be so honored to be in a flash video lol  
00:57  
  
uuhg  
01:00  
  
I'm really not gonna stop until I find that Allen Strange clip now  
01:00  
  
I have a thirst for nightmares  
01:00  
  
either that or I'll look at it and it'll be something totally silly  
01:00  
  
and I'll be like...dafuq was wrong with me as a kid  
01:01  
Daisy Kay  
i liked to watch "real mystery" shows as a child  
01:01  
  
like the stuff where they talk about UFOs  
01:01  
  
and alien abductions  
01:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
Unsolved Mysteries....  
01:02  
  
I watched the shit out of that  
01:02  
  
and it kept me up at night  
01:02  
Daisy Kay  
I think there was this show  
01:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
The Faceless Woman  
01:02  
Daisy Kay  
came on Saturday Nights...  
01:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
really fucked me up  
01:02  
Daisy Kay  
It was on Fox.  
01:02  
  
like, right before Cops I think  
01:03  
  
I loved watching it  
01:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
Beyond Belief?  
01:03  
  
Not this time.....I'm Jonathan Frakes.  
01:03  
Daisy Kay  
97... hmm, no  
01:04  
  
this had to be earlier in the 90s  
01:04  
  
around the same time X-files came out  
01:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
hmmm  
01:05  
  
I did watch a lot of those shows  
01:05  
  
but not until the late 90s really  
01:05  
  
so it was probably before my time  
01:05  
Daisy Kay  
we're like  
01:06  
  
7 years apart  
01:06  
  
but there is still some overlap.  
01:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
I watched a lot of older things  
01:06  
  
plus  
01:06  
Daisy Kay  
I honestly only really cared about tv in the 90s.  
01:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
a lot of things I watched  
01:06  
  
were tapes of my sisters from the 80s  
01:06  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
01:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
Which is why I'm such a Jem nut  
01:07  
Daisy Kay  
tapes were how I was exposed to stuff older than me  
01:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
I stopped giving a fuck about TV after the 90s too pretty much  
01:07  
  
I got all the old my little ponies  
01:08  
  
Rainbow Brite  
01:08  
  
kickass 80s movies  
01:08  
  
Me and my sister are actually 7 years apart  
01:08  
  
The Labyrinth and Dark Crystal....  
01:09  
  
those were tapes of my sister's  
01:09  
  
shit changed my life  
01:09  
Daisy Kay  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sightings_(TV_series)  
01:10  
  
that had to be it. 1992.  
01:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
I eat shows like this up  
01:11  
Daisy Kay  
I like it like one likes a ghost story  
01:12  
  
not at all credible. dubious.  
01:12  
  
but cute  
01:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
but still sets your teeth on edge  
01:12  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
01:12  
  
I went with cute  
01:12     
Kommissar Mandar  
One of the first internet forums I really got into  
01:12  
Daisy Kay  
the sa ghost threads  
01:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
was this one  
01:13  
  
http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/  
01:13  
  
I actually haven't read those  
01:13  
  
I was a lot more interested in this thread called 'personal mysteries'  
01:13  
  
where we all shared just...weird unexplainable shit that happened to us  
01:14  
  
I find shit like that a lot more unnerving than your typical ghost story  
01:14  
  
I posted in it something that happened to me  
01:14  
  
I once came into posesion of a copy of Virtua Racer for Sega Genesis  
01:15  
  
That had really fucking weird cryptic messages on the scoreboard  
01:15  
  
it said something like "Do not fret, sweet child, on Venus, anger is a gift."  
01:16  
  
It...creeped me the fuck out  
01:16  
  
I was like 10 when this happend  
01:16  
  
happened  
01:16  
  
it was weird too because this was when my parents had just gotten divorced  
01:17  
Daisy Kay  
glitching out video games was fun and easy to do with carts.  
01:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
I had to live with my mom and stepdad  
01:17  
  
and was generally going through a rough time  
01:17  
  
and I don't know...as corny as it sounds I felt like the message was meant for me  
01:18  
  
lol  
01:18  
  
Zelda 64 crooked cartridge trick  
01:18  
Daisy Kay  
I am not superstitious but I do believe in coincidences shaping our experiences.  
01:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll admit  
01:19  
  
I am on the superstitious side  
01:19  
Daisy Kay  
if something happens at just the right time our brains will convince us that is how the universe is meant to be  
01:19  
  
and, using statistics and probability, it seems some people are just more prone to coincidences.  
01:20  
  
that is how you have the guy who won the lottery and cheated death five times  
01:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm  
01:21  
  
I do honestly believe I am prone to luck  
01:21  
  
because  
01:21  
  
I've been in so many situations that should have either killed or damned me to a terrible fate  
01:22  
Daisy Kay  
I sometimes feel like  
01:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
I always say  
01:22  
  
I must have been a hero in one of my past lives or some shit  
01:22  
  
because I don't know why I deserve the luck I have  
01:23  
Daisy Kay  
there is a system that puts cars in front of me when I'm about to cross the street or intersection.  
01:23  
  
haha  
01:23  
  
because I am always stopped before I can cross the street somewhere  
01:23  
  
so sometimes I will just stand and wait after a car has passed  
01:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
there's always a car in your way?  
01:24  
Daisy Kay  
just to convince myself "see? no other cars. It only arrived JUST as you went up here."  
01:24  
  
even though I know that's silly  
01:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
I tend to look deeper into things like that  
01:25  
  
little anomalies just intrigue me too much  
01:25  
  
Please tell me to shut up if you don't want to hear this because I'm about to drop the S bomb  
01:26  
  
But when I was in Scientology  
01:26  
  
You're taught that the events that happen in this world are very intricately connected  
01:27  
  
It works like a bunch of tuning forks...in a weird way  
01:27  
  
Your thoughts send out a signal to the universe  
01:27  
  
And the universe responds in tandem to the tone of those thoughts  
01:28  
  
It's this whole thing called the tone scale  
01:28  
  
lol, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to go on a Scientology tangent  
01:28  
Daisy Kay  
it is okay  
01:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
there's parts of it I disagree with  
01:29  
  
but at the same time  
01:29  
  
there are things I have observed again and again to be true about it to the point where I can't not believe it  
01:30  
Daisy Kay  
I am pretty hardcore agnostic. I don't believe in explanations made up by humans. There is no way to know for sure about the workings of the universe.  
01:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh of course  
01:30  
Daisy Kay  
which also means I refuse to believe anyone can know for sure that there's no... thing... that controls the universe... that might in some way not be random.  
01:31  
  
but again  
01:31  
  
it's not "god" or whatever  
01:31  
  
that's just something we made up  
01:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
Scientology does not explain it as a "god"  
01:31  
  
it's literally just a thing  
01:31  
  
an energy force  
01:31  
Daisy Kay  
again that's just an explanation  
01:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
creating and expanding the universe  
01:31  
Daisy Kay  
you don't know.  
01:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
true  
01:32  
  
I just have trouble picturing "god" as like...an invisible king  
01:32  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
01:32  
  
what if the universe, itself, controls itself, like a living being  
01:32  
  
like how we're made of trillions of living things  
01:33  
  
our bodies are full of things that are alive that just happen to be part of us  
01:33  
  
this isn't good but whatever  
01:33  
  
haha  
01:33  
  
that is just as false as any other explanation  
01:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
well  
01:33  
  
I could tell you something that I saw  
01:34  
  
I don't want to weird you out though =(  
01:34  
  
and think you're inviting some lunatic in your house lol  
01:34  
  
but you seem like an open minded person  
01:35  
Daisy Kay  
I'm not open minded haha  
01:35  
  
I just  
01:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
I guess the better word would be  
01:35  
Daisy Kay  
don't pretend to know for sure.  
01:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
not judgemental?  
01:35  
Daisy Kay  
well that's different  
01:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just don't want you to think I'm a lunatic  
01:35  
  
but  
01:36  
  
I told you how I had a nervous breakdown in AZ right?  
01:36  
Daisy Kay  
go on  
01:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
OKay  
01:38  
  
Remember how we were talking about repressed memories before?  
01:38  
  
And I told you I thought I had some?  
01:39  
  
Well I did something really really really fucking stupid  
01:40  
  
When I was part of that hypnotists troupe, I developed a real talent before it  
01:40  
  
And was able to resurface repressed memories and do a couple past life regressions in people  
01:41  
  
I refuse to do any more hypnosis  
01:41  
  
But anyway  
01:41  
  
I swore I had repressed memories because of weird shit that went on in my childhood house  
01:42  
  
And I decided I was gonna do a regression on myself  
01:42  
  
Now one of my other hypnotist buddies warned me heavily not to do it  
01:43  
  
told me I would have a nervous breakdown  
01:43  
  
I'm not the best at taking advice from people  
01:43  
  
also  
01:43  
  
between my roommate abusing me and the job I had I was under a lot of stress  
01:43  
  
I was not eating or drinking  
01:43  
  
And this was Arizona in the middle of august  
01:43  
  
SO  
01:44  
  
I decided  
01:44  
  
I was going to induce trance with pot and PCP  
01:44  
  
I did  
01:44  
  
And I went back in my subconscious  
01:45  
Daisy Kay  
ah okay  
01:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
And I like....saw my whole life flash before my eyes  
01:45  
  
everything  
01:45  
  
super super super super fast  
01:45  
  
and then  
01:46  
  
everything tore apart  
01:46  
  
And I just saw...stars  
01:46  
  
And this big thing  
01:46  
  
That looked like a DNA strand  
01:46  
  
spinning rapidly  
01:47  
  
just....making space  
01:47  
  
I'll never be able to fully explain what went on in my head that night  
01:47  
  
But that's what I saw  
01:48  
  
and when I came to  
01:48  
  
I actually forgot how to speak  
01:48  
  
I was just making noises like a baby  
01:48  
  
uhg  
01:49  
  
It was a horrible horrible experience, I really don't want to relieve it any further right now  
01:49  
Daisy Kay  
*pet pet*  
01:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
I had to be put away  
01:49  
  
But I got better  
01:49  
Daisy Kay  
*puts you away... in her apron pouch.*  
01:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
After 8 months I really am starting to feel like my old self again  
01:50  
  
I hope you don't think I'm crazy =(  
01:50  
  
I really try not to weird people out  
01:50  
Daisy Kay  
*hops with you like a kangaroo*  
01:50  
  
it's okay  
01:50  
  
As long as you are not doing drugs now  
01:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
There are pills that I must take for my anxiety  
01:51  
Daisy Kay  
be careful, bee.  
01:51  
  
that's medication!  
01:51  
  
You need pills.  
01:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll be honest  
01:51  
  
I do take kratom  
01:51  
  
It's legal  
01:51  
  
an herbal anti-anxiety supplement  
01:51  
  
but that is all I take  
01:51  
  
nothing hard  
01:52  
  
And I rarely drink anymore  
01:52  
  
and when I do  
01:52  
  
I keep it under control  
01:52  
Daisy Kay  
I only take devrom, a harmless drug that contains bismuth sugallate, which is an internal deoderizer.  
01:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah, you told me about that  
01:53  
Daisy Kay  
it's pretty neat  
01:53  
  
but yeah that's something I take that my body does not need  
01:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's a nice perk though  
01:54  
  
Your nose is really sensitive?  
01:54  
Daisy Kay  
yeah I mean  
01:54  
  
I can detect smells most people can't  
01:55  
  
*yawms*  
01:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
heh, my nose is like dead  
01:56  
  
I can't smell anything  
01:57  
  
The only good sense I really have is my hearing  
01:57  
Daisy Kay  
heh  
01:58  
  
good sense  
01:58  
  
*puts on shades*  
01:58  
  
I am sorry I teased you about your sense  
01:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha, you didn't tease  
02:00  
  
=P  
02:00  
  
I'm most proud of it  
02:00  
  
my nose and eyes are shot  
02:00  
  
But see  
02:00  
Daisy Kay  
no like  
02:00  
  
a joke  
02:00  
  
like "you have no sense"  
02:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha it's alright  
02:00  
Daisy Kay  
goofball  
02:00  
  
you silly  
02:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
Honestly  
02:00  
  
I am not sensitive at all  
02:01  
  
the only things I'm really sensitive about are my memory problems  
02:01  
  
Because those are just humiliating to me  
02:01  
  
that's my only achilles heel, really  
02:01  
Daisy Kay  
I don't say mean stuff  
02:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
I know you don't  
02:02  
  
You're a sweetheart  
02:02  
  
but yeah  
02:02  
  
It's fun having acute hearing  
02:03  
  
So many people don't think you're listening  
02:03  
  
when you actually are  
02:03  
  
It's a trick I've pulled many times in this house  
02:03  
  
Dad and stepmom will be saying something about me  
02:03  
  
I'll keep it to myself  
02:03  
  
repeat it to them a week later  
02:03  
  
"How the fuck did you hear that?"  
02:04  
  
*smugface*  
02:04  
Daisy Kay  
you can't hear certain high frequencies once you're over 20.  
02:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
I know  
02:05  
Daisy Kay  
that is just an interesting factoid  
02:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's why them bratty teenagers have those stupid ringtones  
02:06  
Daisy Kay  
*snuddles sleepily*  
02:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
*carries you to bed and tucks you in*  
02:10  
  
*kisses your forehead*  
02:11  
  
Mornin'  
08:06  
  
Any word on Kit?  
08:06  
  
If the vet bill gets too intense I could help you out  
12:18  
  
Like I said, I'll be making a bit of cash before I leave here  
12:20  
  
I don't want you to have to stress  
12:22  
Daisy Kay  
I'm going to try and make a mini ebook tonight and sell it on gumroad.  
17:42  
  
I got to visit Kit today. Although he has not been eating he was more active.  
17:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well that's good =)  
17:43  
  
It's a step in the right direction  
17:43  
  
I saw the pictures, he looked adorable  
17:44  
  
sad, but adorable  
17:44  
  
What's your book going to consist of?  
17:45  
Daisy Kay  
I printed out like a bunch of panel pages and I will wing it with a Critters In A Situation adventure.  
17:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love the critters =)  
17:48  
  
I've just been dealing with crazies all day  
17:48  
  
and I'll have more tomorrow to deal with  
17:48  
  
I'm like...in an IRL fetch quest  
17:50  
  
for this crap my mom owes me  
17:51  
  
Buuut it's looking up  
17:51  
Daisy Kay  
okay, good.  
17:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
I could have had $10,000 in my pocket right now if she didn't let half the shit get stolen BUUUUUT what'll you do?  
17:52  
Daisy Kay  
I had the same thing happen to me  
17:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
Really?  
17:53  
Daisy Kay  
big lazy jerk just bled me dry when I had10k saved in the bank.  
17:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
Oh jesus  
17:53  
Daisy Kay  
well the good news is that... even if something bad were to happen... that wont happen again.  
17:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well you're smart  
17:53  
  
you wouldn't allow it to happen again  
17:53  
Daisy Kay  
because this place is HALF of what it cost me in Philly.  
17:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm still sorry that happened to you  
17:54  
Daisy Kay  
well *shrugs*  
17:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
My thing is  
17:54  
  
And I won't be too harsh  
17:54  
  
because my mother is legitimately clinically crazy  
17:54  
  
She has a personality disorder  
17:54  
  
But  
17:55  
  
I don't supervise her for 5 minutes when it comes to doing something  
17:55  
  
everything goes wrong  
17:55  
  
She had a lot of valuable things she was holding onto for me  
17:55  
  
And she was moving from New York to PA  
17:55  
  
And having her boyfriends brother help her move  
17:56  
  
okay  
17:56  
  
first off  
17:56  
  
The guy asks for $700 in gas money  
17:56  
  
to get from New Jersey to New York  
17:56  
  
But no  
17:56  
  
of course mom doesn't see this as a red flag in the slightest  
17:57  
  
she wires him the gas money  
17:57  
  
So he shows up  
17:57  
  
Steals everything that's not nailed down  
17:57  
  
and leaves  
17:57  
  
Her boyfriend makes him give SOME of it back  
17:58  
  
which is still worth a good deal  
17:58  
  
more than enough to cover the travel costs to get to MO  
17:58  
  
But I'm getting her chump boyfriend to pay up for some of the shit too because fuck him  
17:59  
  
anyway  
17:59  
Daisy Kay  
impressive  
17:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
What will I owe you for the mattress you're getting me?  
18:00  
Daisy Kay  
Nothing right now. If you still insist we can figure out something later.  
18:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
You're the best, do you know that?  
18:01  
Daisy Kay  
a bed should be uh  
18:01  
  
just part of a room  
18:01  
  
part of the deal.  
18:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well  
18:01  
  
I'm used to a lot worse treatment I guess =(  
18:01  
Daisy Kay  
I am getting on my bike and then when I do maybe 60 minutes I am going to lie in bed and draw on one of those lap table things.  
18:02  
  
with the cushy bottom  
18:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooh nice  
18:02  
  
Imma play some Labyrinth for NES :3  
18:07  
  
8 bit Bowie  
18:07  
Daisy Kay  
i saw  
18:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
This game is bullshit hard  
18:09  
  
but the music : 3  
18:09  
Daisy Kay  
hi  
20:11  
   Friday, 16. May 2014 
Daisy Kay  
glip glopp  
00:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
blah  
03:42  
  
I went to bed mad early last night lol  
03:42  
  
*hits you with a pillow*  
07:58  
Daisy Kay  
*falls out of bed*  
08:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
Just got out of the shower  
09:02  
  
I think I might go clothes shopping today  
09:02  
  
see what's on the ol' 5 buck rack down at the mall  
09:05  
  
Maybe I'll check out the 10 buck rack, but I don't want to get TOO over-indulgant  
09:07  
  
Shits about to get real here with flooding  
09:16  
  
My street only ever flooded once and I wanted to ride down the road on a pool tube, but my stepmom wouldn't let me  
09:18  
  
If it happens today  
09:18  
  
I'm fucking doing it  
09:18  
  
Let me know how Kits doing <3  
10:29  
Daisy Kay  
hi boober  
10:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
hullo  
13:58  
  
I got cute shirts : 3  
13:59  
  
and cute undies : 3  
13:59  
Daisy Kay  
yaay  
14:00  
  
I like cute undies, very comfortable.  
14:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
People don't think thongs are comfortable, but they are  
14:01  
  
Got all my meds refilled  
14:02  
  
now I'm just kicking back and watching this raging storm  
14:02  
Daisy Kay  
rad!  
14:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
I hope my street floods  
14:02  
Daisy Kay  
Also I dunno about thongs  
14:02  
  
but boy-style boxer briefs are the most comfortable underwear across all genders.  
14:03  
  
not too tight, not too loose  
14:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have some of those too  
14:03  
Daisy Kay  
and with lil short legs  
14:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
But thongs just make your butt look so good : 3  
14:04  
Daisy Kay  
I like when girls wear y-fronts.  
14:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't think I've ever had a pair of those  
14:05  
  
I like lacy and frilly ones : 3  
14:06  
  
At the place I shop undies are 2 bucks a pop  
14:08  
  
the shirts I got were 3.99  
14:08  
  
Do you know if they have Rainbow shops out in MO?  
14:08  
Daisy Kay  
I'm very much about stuff that is bordering around that area but not.  
14:08  
  
hm?  
14:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's where I shop for clothes  
14:09  
  
I'm also a Good Will junkie  
14:09  
Daisy Kay  
Well I'm pretty sure we got those  
14:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, everywhere has those  
14:09  
  
AZ had sooo many thrift stores  
14:10  
Daisy Kay  
it's in Harrisonville  
14:10  
  
which is a pretty depressing town here ha ha  
14:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
heh you're talking to someone who comes from Old Bridge  
14:11  
Daisy Kay  
there is a mall that had an old broken down arcade.  
14:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
those are my favorite kinds of arcades  
14:11  
  
Did it have Dragon's Lair?  
14:11  
Daisy Kay  
I went there to update my ID  
14:12  
  
I think maybe three machines were working  
14:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
14:12  
  
You did that just now?  
14:12  
Daisy Kay  
and no one was there  
14:12  
  
no  
14:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
Update your new sexy weight on it  
14:12  
Daisy Kay  
this was maybe four years ago  
14:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahh  
14:12  
Daisy Kay  
I wonder if it's still there  
14:13  
  
well, we'll see it eventually  
14:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have a thing for dead malls  
14:13  
  
back in AZ Castles n Coasters was like a nightly ritual for me and my buddy  
14:14  
  
that was a huge arcade  
14:14  
  
I was so upset when they got rid of Dragon's Lair though  
14:14  
Daisy Kay  
https://www.google.com/maps/@38.659881,-94.371134,3a,75y,207.35h,98.5t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1s1_BQiZGtFAft3xt71XI_gg!2e0!6m1!1e1  
14:15  
  
with a rusty windmill  
14:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
I was about to say...lol  
14:16  
  
It looks so country  
14:16  
  
I love it  
14:16  
  
You live in such a pretty area  
14:18  
Daisy Kay  
At least there are a lot of trees and flowers and stuff  
14:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
Fresh air too  
14:20  
  
You've probably forgotten what Jersey smells like  
14:20  
Daisy Kay  
It does smell good here except when the white flowers on the trees bloom.  
14:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh?  
14:21  
Daisy Kay  
they smell like rotten fish  
14:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
ew.....  
14:21  
Daisy Kay  
but it's only at one time of year  
14:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've never heard of flowers that stink  
14:21  
  
Forgive me if I asked you this before  
14:22  
  
But were you ever at the South Amboy roller rink in Jersey?  
14:22  
  
It's a magical place that defies both time and economics  
14:23  
Daisy Kay  
I have been to several roller rinks  
14:23  
  
while they were open.  
14:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
this one is still open  
14:24  
  
here's the kicker  
14:24  
  
Sent file IMG_0026.JPG.  
14:24  
  
I took this pic....last year  
14:24  
Daisy Kay  
there was one where I lived  
14:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
The place is like...frozen in the 90s  
14:25  
  
and not by stylistic choice  
14:25  
Daisy Kay  
and right next to it was a drive-in movie.  
14:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
by just...no one has changed anything  
14:25  
  
oh shit really?  
14:25  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
14:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've never even seen a drive in movie in person  
14:25  
Daisy Kay  
I saw Little Shop Of Horrors there before the drive-in closed for good.  
14:25  
  
I was really tiny  
14:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww : 3  
14:26  
  
Tiny Daisy  
14:26  
  
You told me you were at Action Park, right?  
14:27  
  
Or did I just hallucinate that?  
14:28  
Daisy Kay  
Probably not  
14:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's the best waterpark  
14:31  
Daisy Kay  
I lived in Vineland  
14:31  
  
That was the danger one right  
14:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yes!!!  
14:32  
  
I'm proud to say I cracked my head and busted my ass there  
14:32  
  
Yeah, the rides are...intense  
14:32  
  
My friend kept almost drowning  
14:32  
  
I've been there 3 times  
14:33  
  
My ex boyfriend pressured me to go on the cliff dives  
14:33  
  
and as much as I like waterslides  
14:34  
Daisy Kay  
I went to broken-glass playgrounds.  
14:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't do cliff dives  
14:34  
  
heights freak me out  
14:34  
  
that's how I busted my ass  
14:34  
Daisy Kay  
one time the playground was covered in this mysterious green slime.  
14:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
what?  
14:34  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
14:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
Slimer fucked up your playground  
14:34  
Daisy Kay  
right behind the playground  
14:34  
  
is a landfill  
14:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
Did you ever find out why?  
14:35  
Daisy Kay  
haha, yep.  
14:35  
  
no  
14:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's...unsettling  
14:35  
Daisy Kay  
It was just there one day and then it wasn't there the next day  
14:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's the kind of shit that keeps me awake at night thinking  
14:35  
Daisy Kay  
It had a tall slide  
14:36  
  
it was crazy tall.  
14:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love slides  
14:36  
Daisy Kay  
and uh  
14:36  
  
a flat metal merry-go-round with bars that you had to hold onto tightly because that thing could spin pretty fast  
14:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
I can't do things that spin  
14:38  
  
that's the only time I'll actually get motion sickness  
14:38  
  
I was at Wildwood boardwalk once  
14:38  
  
and they had one of those spinny teacup style rides  
14:38  
Daisy Kay  
now I'm looking up these places on google maps  
14:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
Only there was no resistance to the spin wheel at all  
14:39  
  
So I made that shit a Nasa grade centrifuge  
14:39  
  
...and spent the rest of the night sick as a dog  
14:39  
  
Flew too close to the sun....  
14:40  
  
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/NdTh2d9nCPE/maxresdefault.jpg  
14:40  
Daisy Kay  
no more playground stuff, just sports stuff  
14:40  
  
https://www.google.com/maps/place/338+S+Mill+Rd/@39.472735,-75.062653,3a,75y,92.92h,87.59t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sA0Gbt2vnR1aQH2XfbJjfbg!2e0!4m2!3m1!1s0x89c731f53b05d11f:0x39dbd39c30775bc2  
14:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
This is a tall ass slide at Action Park  
14:40  
Daisy Kay  
but you can see the landfill right behind it.  
14:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooh yup  
14:41  
  
A playground next to a landfill  
14:42  
  
Kind of like a sight you'd see in Keansburg  
14:42  
  
Me and my friends found a spinal cord on that beach once....  
14:43  
  
I believe it was an animal's  
14:43  
  
I hope it was an animal's  
14:43  
Daisy Kay  
ha ha  
14:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
My buddy of course picked it up  
14:44  
  
with bare hands  
14:44  
Daisy Kay  
I used to go in the woods a lot  
14:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
and chased my cousin with it  
14:44  
  
oooh really?  
14:44  
Daisy Kay  
it was like I was blind to bugs and spiders  
14:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love walks through the woods  
14:45  
Daisy Kay  
but once I started to notice them I stopped...  
14:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm surprised I never got lost  
14:45  
Daisy Kay  
well, this is like  
14:45  
  
tiny tiny trails  
14:45  
  
filled with briars  
14:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's what I like  
14:45  
Daisy Kay  
When I'd come back I would be covered in cuts  
14:45  
  
and sometimes there would be ticks on me haha  
14:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
yuck  
14:45  
Daisy Kay  
so I do not miss doing that  
14:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
My first apartment was backed by nothing but dense woods  
14:46  
  
very creepy woods....  
14:46  
Daisy Kay  
ticks were everywhere in Jersey  
14:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
they still are  
14:46  
  
but see  
14:46  
  
Every night  
14:46  
Daisy Kay  
always had to be inspected whenever I went deep in the woods  
14:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
We would see these lights coming from the woods  
14:46  
Daisy Kay  
and sometimes even when I was just in the house  
14:46  
  
I had to have a tick pulled off my butt once  
14:47  
  
haha  
14:47  
  
wood lights  
14:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/427015_2843226200051_147455949_n.jpg  
14:47  
  
aww  
14:47  
  
mm hmm  
14:47  
  
Me and my ex decided to go exploring once  
14:48  
  
And we found all these old abandoned cars  
14:48  
  
just out there in the middle of nowhere  
14:48  
  
old abandoned toys too  
14:48  
  
My first apartment was the creepiest fucking place  
14:49  
  
Our landlord was a psychopath  
14:49  
  
a literal psychopath  
14:49  
Daisy Kay  
yes it was creepy in south Jersey  
14:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
like 'DO NOT BRING PEOPLE HERE OR THE GOVERNMENT WILL KNOW ABOUT MY ALIEN FRIENDS' kind of psycho  
14:50  
  
yeah...she was friends with aliens  
14:50  
  
and descendents of Jesus  
14:50  
  
and owned 35 cats  
14:50  
  
Do you know what 35 uncared for cats smell like in the middle of the summer?  
14:51  
  
Not good  
14:51  
  
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/430307_2843226120049_1160288260_n.jpg  
14:52  
Daisy Kay  
I knew one old man with a house full of cats.  
14:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll be damned if I didn't make my room pretty though  
14:52  
  
Nothing wrong with a house full of cats if you take care of them  
14:53  
  
this lady kept 35 cats in this makeshift outdoor cardboard pen with a tarp thrown over it  
14:53  
  
She also kept her 80 year old mother upstairs  
14:54  
  
and we'd hear her screaming at this poor old woman all the time  
14:54  
  
it was really quite terrible  
14:54  
Daisy Kay  
My mom's friend lived with her dad and  
14:55  
  
he had tons of cats  
14:55  
  
I remember Nanette very well  
14:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1.0-9/421216_2843224440007_1603628369_n.jpg  
14:56  
  
the bathroom was grody  
14:56  
Daisy Kay  
For a long time I had wondered why I played a nearly arcade-perfect donkey kong at her house  
14:56  
  
and it tuned out she had a Colecovision.  
14:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh shiii  
14:56  
  
I remember Colecovision  
14:56  
Daisy Kay  
I actually played one! haha I always wondered if I did  
14:56  
  
My memory is pretty vivid, especially when it comes to old games  
14:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
I never got to play one  
14:57  
  
My earliest console was NES  
14:57  
Daisy Kay  
I have seen colecos and ataris and intellivisions  
14:57  
  
I think I was three when I saw an Intellivision.  
14:58  
  
and I thought it was a phone.  
14:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahahaha  
14:58  
  
the weird ass controllers  
14:58  
Daisy Kay  
yes  
14:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
I miss controllers that look like phones  
14:58  
Daisy Kay  
Atari Jaguar  
14:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
Playin some Jaaaggg  
14:59  
  
Did I tell you what they did with old Atari Jaguar CD parts?  
14:59  
  
That they use them as dental equipment?  
14:59  
Daisy Kay  
I knew that!  
15:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
I used to work for the coolest Dr. at one of my old jobs  
15:00  
Daisy Kay  
they keep the casing even  
15:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
He was the only person I ever knew who owned a 3D0 in its heyday  
15:00  
Daisy Kay  
so it's exactly the same.  
15:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yup!  
15:00  
Daisy Kay  
I want a 3D0 but it's one of those systems with 100 varients.  
15:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
800 flubbing dollars  
15:01  
  
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties  
15:01  
  
pay 800 bucks  
15:02  
  
get a creepy as shit FMV game with implied rape  
15:02  
Daisy Kay  
well yeah I mean  
15:02  
  
there were actually two consoles with the same strategy  
15:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
That and the Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe  
15:03  
  
no wait  
15:03  
  
that was CDi  
15:03  
Daisy Kay  
making the games but letting any company make a system for it.  
15:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
my bad  
15:03  
Daisy Kay  
which sounds good on paper  
15:03  
  
but never worked.  
15:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
nope  
15:04  
  
I mean  
15:04  
  
The Zelda games for the CDi were a really cool concept  
15:05  
  
but...  
15:05  
  
turned out terrible lol  
15:05  
  
at least they had ok music  
15:05  
Daisy Kay  
Nuon, that was the other one  
15:07  
  
Somehow failed worse than the 3DO.  
15:07  
  
there are actually four DVD movies with commands on them for the Nuon.  
15:08  
  
very weird.  
15:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
I never heard of that  
15:10  
Daisy Kay  
same deal  
15:10  
  
anyone was allowed to make a Nuon  
15:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
At least 3D0 had the best Doom music  
15:11  
Daisy Kay  
all of them way overpriced for the very little it did  
15:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah  
15:11  
  
for all 14 games that were made for them  
15:11  
  
I never owned any of the off-beat consoles  
15:12  
  
the only one that was every actually mine personally as a kid was my Sega Genesis  
15:13  
Daisy Kay  
I had a CD-i  
15:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
I remember inheriting my sister's Sega  
15:13  
  
that was a happy day  
15:13  
  
like, in its heyday?  
15:13  
Daisy Kay  
I also had the Aquarius, probably the worst home computer ever.  
15:13  
  
No I was a collector  
15:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
holy shit you actually had one of those?  
15:14  
  
no one had that  
15:14  
  
ah  
15:14  
  
not many have heard of the Aquarius  
15:14  
Daisy Kay  
the Aquarius was a stripped down version of the intellivision  
15:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've seen some gameplay of it  
15:14  
Daisy Kay  
yeah it has the same games but less detailed  
15:15  
  
some of the same games  
15:15  
  
people don't know that the Intellivision was the first true 16 bit system.  
15:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
was it really?  
15:15  
  
fucking hell I'm gonna put my fist through this laptop  
15:16  
  
so much malware  
15:16  
Daisy Kay  
sorry  
15:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
how was it 16 bit?  
15:16  
  
lol the malware is my fault  
15:17  
  
I'm too much of an emulator junkie  
15:17  
  
and I'm bad at taking care of the poor computah  
15:17  
Daisy Kay  
it had a 16-bit microprocessor.  
15:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
I fed computah beer  
15:17  
  
it didn't like it  
15:17  
  
ah  
15:17  
Daisy Kay  
it was capable of doing much more than the Atari.  
15:17  
  
The Atari didn't even have a dedicated graphics chip  
15:18  
  
that's why the games look so weird on the Atari.  
15:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
You had to use your imagination mostly  
15:18  
Daisy Kay  
the only way to make a non-pong game on the Atari was to "trick" it.  
15:18  
  
most of the games on the 2600 are made with trickery.  
15:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
Atari games were hard as balls to program I heard  
15:19  
  
like not many people could do it  
15:19  
  
So kudos to that dude who made Custers Last Stand  
15:22  
  
that's a serious dedication to porn lol  
15:22  
Daisy Kay  
ugh ha ha  
15:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
I think my biggest guilty pleasure game was Crystal's Pony Tale  
15:26  
  
I played the shit out of that  
15:26  
  
I also was obsessed with Mortal Kombat but my grandma wouldn't let me play it =(  
15:27  
  
Had to sneak that one to my neighbors : 3  
15:27  
Daisy Kay  
when you were poor you had to just  
15:28  
  
go to a friend's house to play video games  
15:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
I getcha  
15:29  
Daisy Kay  
I remember one time, I think it was this girl's older brother or something  
15:29  
  
"you only come here to play video games you aint no friend!"  
15:30  
  
hey fuck you I don't have a bunch of video games at MY house  
15:30  
  
maybe I want to experience a thing I normally don't get to  
15:30  
  
I mean, playing with a friend's toy is old as time  
15:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
Fucking punch that chode  
15:31  
Daisy Kay  
and  
15:32  
  
I didn't even want to play the games half the time  
15:32  
  
I usually just watched someone else play  
15:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, my friend Selvi would always bogart the N64  
15:32  
Daisy Kay  
No one is The Wizard and just picks up a game and knows how to play  
15:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
but watching was still fun  
15:33  
Daisy Kay  
You have to own it and play for hours  
15:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
She used to make me pray for her lol  
15:33  
Daisy Kay  
so I wanted to watch others.  
15:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
I think watching is fun  
15:34  
Daisy Kay  
if someone was good at it  
15:35  
  
of course I wanna see!  
15:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
Me and my cousins old apartment was like...Old Bridge's gathering of weed and Mario Kart 64  
15:35  
  
I wanna watch you play Mario  
15:36  
Daisy Kay  
my first game was Mario 2  
15:36  
  
so I know every single trick.  
15:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
Mario 2 is my favorite!  
15:37  
  
but I don't know any tricks  
15:37  
  
I actually suck at it  
15:37  
  
Mario 2 and Mario Lost Levels  
15:37  
  
that's my shit  
15:37  
  
Do you ever play any romhacks?  
15:38  
Daisy Kay  
sometimes, but  
15:38  
  
I hate the forced "hardness" of a lot of them.  
15:38  
  
I wish they had the same difficulty as Mario games.  
15:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't even want to because I know I'll just get frustrated  
15:39  
  
Lost Levels is the perfect amount of frustration balanced with fun  
15:39  
Daisy Kay  
the wind is bullshit though  
15:40  
  
everything else is fine.  
15:40  
  
oh and the springboards.  
15:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
fuck the springboards  
15:41  
  
the height you get launched is so fucking random  
15:41  
Daisy Kay  
an otherwise actually hard game  
15:41  
  
if not for the wind and springboards  
15:41  
  
to FAKE the difficulty.  
15:42  
  
I remembering marathoning it on the SNES to play world 9.  
15:42  
  
Probably would be impossible to do on the Disk System  
15:43  
  
near-impossible.  
15:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah, I'm not that great at it lol  
15:43  
Daisy Kay  
but World 9 was great. Must have blown minds back then.  
15:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've never been to World 9  
15:46  
Daisy Kay  
You ever hear about the disk system versions of the minus world?  
15:46  
  
On the American cart the minus world is just a repeating water level...  
15:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
isn't that where you like....put in Tennis  
15:46  
  
switch it for Mario  
15:46  
Daisy Kay  
but on the disk system it keeps going  
15:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
and switch it back  
15:46  
Daisy Kay  
OH!  
15:46  
  
Yeah that was different  
15:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
some crazy shit like that  
15:46  
Daisy Kay  
that was a way to access all the "worlds."  
15:47  
  
which were actually just garbage data.  
15:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah  
15:47  
Daisy Kay  
You can sort of get the same stuff with a game genie on the US system.  
15:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm watching a video of it now  
15:48  
  
it looks wild as hell  
15:48  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
15:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've been at D-4 in my file forever  
15:51  
  
its bothering me  
15:51  
  
I just wanna beat it  
15:51  
  
But Ive distracted myself with Labyrinth now  
15:53  
  
I feel like I have to beat that game  
15:54  
  
it was one of my all time favorite movies  
15:54  
  
hows the awfice?  
16:04  
Daisy Kay  
Fine.  
16:06  
  
My office has too much stuff in it. I really want to reorganize.  
16:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
The one time I worked in a cubicle I trashed it  
16:08  
  
but that's cause I had to answer phones all day  
16:08  
  
I was lucky if I got a break to go to the bathroom  
16:08  
Daisy Kay  
aw, poor baby *pats your bottom*  
16:11  
  
*sets you in her lap*  
16:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
*cuddles up to your chest*  
16:12  
Daisy Kay  
*puts you in a big ol' puffy pamper.*  
16:13  
  
*pops a bottle in your maw.*  
16:13  
  
*rocks back and forth, feeding you and humming in your ear.*  
16:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
*mmm ba-ba*  
16:14  
  
*falls asleep in Daisy's arms*  
16:15  
  
*snores*  
16:18  
  
I've been told I snore in real life  
16:18  
  
and that I say foul things in my sleep  
16:19  
Daisy Kay  
I might snore less now. I'm pretty sure....  
16:20  
  
no more apnea for me  
16:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
You had legitimate apnea?  
16:21  
Daisy Kay  
I suppose so. Symptoms were there.  
16:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
Did you ever stop breathing in your sleep?  
16:22  
Daisy Kay  
I used to have nightmares about being suffocated  
16:23  
  
but then when I woke up  
16:23  
  
I found out I was face-down, pressing my pillow to my face  
16:23  
  
ha ha my own body tried to kill me.  
16:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
holy shit lol  
16:24  
  
Back in my old house in Edison  
16:25  
  
it was the weirdest thing  
16:25  
  
Me and my big sister would sleepwalk to the same exact spot  
16:25  
  
we'd leave our rooms  
16:25  
  
walk down the hall  
16:25  
  
and stop right before the steps  
16:26  
  
and just stare out  
16:26  
  
creepy shit  
16:26  
  
it's the only time I've ever had a habit of sleepwalking  
16:27  
  
oh that's just dandy  
16:32  
  
my Allen Strange torrent got to 84 percent  
16:32  
  
and stopped =(  
16:32  
  
I really wanna see that show again  
16:33  
Daisy Kay  
oh welp...  
16:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't think it ever got released on tape or dvd  
16:35  
  
I'm determined though  
16:35  
  
Gonna watch me some Labyrinth instead  
16:37  
  
now that Disney bought Lucas Arts  
16:38  
  
by all rights  
16:38  
Daisy Kay  
the name's hoggle.  
16:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
there can now be Prince Jareth walking around at Disney  
16:38  
  
ahaha  
16:38  
  
these are little things I hope to see in my lifetime  
16:38  
  
I was very dissapointed when there was no Snape face character at Harry Potter world  
16:41  
  
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/180343_1551322743272_6978961_n.jpg  
16:43  
  
I even dressed up as a Slytherin : 3  
16:44  
  
and was stuck in that fucking castle for 3 hours because the ride broke down : 3  
16:45  
  
*shoves pizza in her face*  
17:38  
Daisy Kay  
*shoves pizza in your face*  
17:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmmm  
17:38  
  
I was good today  
17:39  
  
I didn't put mayonnaise on it  
17:39  
  
yeah, I'm basically disgusting  
17:39  
  
I've really been cutting down on the mayo though  
17:40  
Daisy Kay  
haha c:  
17:42  
  
Pizzaz!  
17:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
Pizzaz is my favorite Jem and the Holograms character : 3  
17:43  
  
I can't wait for that movie  
17:43  
  
were you ever into that show?  
17:45  
Daisy Kay  
yeah, as a small child.  
17:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
We should see the movie when it comes out  
17:47  
  
If you feel like it  
17:47  
Daisy Kay  
Sure! I thought it was indie?  
17:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
was it?  
17:49  
  
either way  
17:49  
  
I'm just glad we're getting one  
17:49  
  
I wish it'd be in theatres though  
17:50  
  
I never go to the movies unless its something I really really really want to see  
17:50  
Daisy Kay  
finished new cartoon. Gonna go home and try to draw a 15-20 page comic to sell on gumroad.  
20:52  
  
hello tiny bee  
23:34  
  
this stupid concealer takes like four to eight hours to dry so I usually put it on at night rather than the start of the day  
23:35  
   Saturday, 17. May 2014 
Kommissar Mandar  
I fell asleep watching Labyrinth  
01:15  
Daisy Kay  
aww  
01:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
I was shleepy  
01:15  
  
what kind of concealer?  
01:15  
Daisy Kay  
me three  
01:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
I rub concealer all over my face a lot  
01:16  
Daisy Kay  
yeah.  
01:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
But I've been really good about putting shit on for my acne and its going away  
01:16  
Daisy Kay  
keeps my face an even uniform color instead of showing little marks and scars.  
01:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
My face isn't uniform at all =(  
01:19  
  
I have to wear...a lot of makeup  
01:19  
Daisy Kay  
well I am a hypocrit  
01:19  
  
because I am like "I like this on you but I hate this on me."  
01:20  
  
*curls up behind you, spooning.*  
01:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
01:24  
  
*purrs*  
01:24  
  
*pulls your arms around me tighter*  
01:24  
  
Sent file CAM00968.jpg.  
01:27  
  
These are my new undies : 3  
01:27  
  
they have little handcuffs on them  
01:27  
Daisy Kay  
*slips out of bed for a sec*  
01:28  
  
ha ha c:  
01:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
*slips into your bed wearing them and cuddles*  
01:28  
  
Coast to Coast AM  
04:30  
  
You mentioned Coast to Coast AM in your cutelette cartoon  
04:31  
  
You animated my favoritest thing  
04:31  
  
Now I can't stop smiling  
04:32  
  
<3  
04:32  
Daisy Kay  
yaaay  
10:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
Hey sweets  
10:30  
  
What's up?  
10:30  
Daisy Kay  
Well Kit is gonna be on a special diet for the rest of his life.  
10:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
aw really?  
10:42  
  
Well, as long as he's okay  
10:42  
  
That's what matters  
10:42  
Daisy Kay  
yeah it is okay!  
10:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
Is he coming home today?  
10:43  
Daisy Kay  
he is home  
10:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
yay! =D  
10:48  
  
uhhg, I'm beat today  
10:49  
  
I don't know why  
10:49  
  
I got enough sleep  
10:49  
  
I'm gonna need a tall ass energy drink  
10:49  
  
I have important shit to do today  
10:50  
Daisy Kay  
okey dokey  
10:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
Gonna fill these cargo pants with solid gold  
10:51  
Daisy Kay  
I also gotta remember to feed Kit these eyedrops once a day  
10:51  
  
like  
10:51  
  
gotta get between the teeth  
10:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm good at putting eyedrops in eyes  
10:51  
  
mouths are even easier  
10:51  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
10:51  
  
but it's like  
10:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
I put eyedrops in eyes for a living  
10:51  
Daisy Kay  
ugh why you gotta  
10:52  
  
shove it in a cat's mouth like that  
10:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's for his own good  
10:52  
Daisy Kay  
I know I just hate giving medicine to cats  
10:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
I could do it for you  
10:52  
  
If it bugs you  
10:53  
  
We had to load my dog up on meds  
10:55  
  
She had cancer  
10:55  
  
She survived though!  
10:55  
Daisy Kay  
I'm fine with it  
10:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
*slaps self* Wake up Manderz!  
10:59  
  
Time to head down to Toms River  
10:59  
  
Collect my thingamajigs  
11:00  
  
Got some apraising to do  
11:01  
Daisy Kay  
*hugga bug*  
11:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol  
11:01  
  
that sounds like that racist song from Mary Martin's Peter Pan  
11:02  
Daisy Kay  
don't get stressed.  
11:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
fuck I ain't stressed  
11:02  
  
I'm excited as shit  
11:02  
  
I just got a case of Weekend at Bernie's syndrome today and I want it to wear off  
11:02  
  
*Carries my own corpse to the bathroom*  
11:03  
Daisy Kay  
you mean like in part 2  
11:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol I only saw the first one  
11:04  
Daisy Kay  
well I mean  
11:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
What happens in Part 2?  
11:04  
Daisy Kay  
in part 2 the corpse walks by itself  
11:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
11:04  
Daisy Kay  
it's all floppy  
11:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, that would be a more accurrate description  
11:04  
  
I'll talk to you tonight if I don't drop dead  
11:06  
  
*bestows upon you a resounding slap on the ass*  
11:10  
Daisy Kay  
thank you  
11:11  
  
*returns the favor 10 fold*  
11:11  
  
peep  
17:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
poop on a peep  
17:29  
  
I got something cool to show you  
17:29  
Daisy Kay  
show me  
17:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
pulling up the pic  
17:30  
Daisy Kay  
pull up your pants  
17:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll pull up my pull ups  
17:31  
Daisy Kay  
*pats your bottom and fusses over you*  
17:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sent file CAM00977.jpg.  
17:33  
  
Heh heh  
17:33  
  
ask me what time it is  
17:33  
Daisy Kay  
what time it.  
17:33  
  
is.  
17:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm the Groundskeeper  
17:34  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
17:34  
  
c:  
17:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
They're all so shiny  
17:34  
  
Do you like watches?  
17:34  
  
If you see one there you like, you can have it  
17:35  
Daisy Kay  
It's been forever since I wore one.  
17:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
Elsewise they're all getting sold  
17:35  
Daisy Kay  
My wrists are  
17:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol same here  
17:35  
Daisy Kay  
so so so dainty.  
17:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
I hate them  
17:35  
  
mine too : 3  
17:35  
Daisy Kay  
The thumb and middle finger touch when you wrap around  
17:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
it sucks because it's hard to wear bracelets  
17:35  
Daisy Kay  
that's not supposed to happen  
17:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
that happens with me too  
17:36  
Daisy Kay  
especially with my tiny fingers  
17:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
tiny fingers suck  
17:36  
  
my rings always fall off  
17:36  
Daisy Kay  
for real  
17:36  
  
I can't even have rings!  
17:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
I can usually only wear thumb rings  
17:36  
  
Small hands are sexy though  
17:37  
Daisy Kay  
haha c:  
17:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
So I'm aiming to leave the 29th  
17:39  
  
if that's okay  
17:39  
Daisy Kay  
yaaaay!  
17:40  
  
*trembles*  
17:40  
  
ooh I am excited as shiiiit  
17:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
Me too!! : 3  
17:40  
  
This is gonna be rad as hell  
17:40  
  
*spanks your butt*  
17:41  
Daisy Kay  
*sings and prances about the room*  
17:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
*prances*  
17:42  
  
(You don't want to hear me sing)  
17:42  
  
ever  
17:42  
  
You probably have a pretty singing voice  
17:42  
Daisy Kay  
when I was a small child I liked to sing opera but I only did it while alone and was caught only a few times.  
17:44  
  
I will break out into operatic tones sometimes though  
17:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
I can sing fake opera  
17:44  
  
I have the absolute worst voice for singing  
17:45  
  
I make good silly voices though : 3  
17:46  
Daisy Kay  
I just have this lilt.  
17:46  
  
I think that, maybe with coaching, I could learn.  
17:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
You probably could  
17:47  
Daisy Kay  
*holds your hand*  
17:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
I honestly can't wait to just...hear your voice  
17:48  
  
*Rests my head on your shoulder*  
17:49  
  
If I smile like a moron at you, forgive me  
17:49  
Daisy Kay  
man I really should be workin on that comic.  
17:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
the one with the critters?  
17:53  
  
I find it hard to be creative on command  
17:54  
  
for me  
17:54  
  
i just gotta wait till the words come to me  
17:54  
Daisy Kay  
I just need to get comfy.  
17:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
*fluffs your pillows*  
17:55  
Daisy Kay  
cocks  
18:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
cocks o' plenty  
18:03  
  
*sits on your lap*  
18:05  
  
uhg I feel like a zombie today  
18:06  
  
just no energy  
18:06  
Daisy Kay  
yeah, weird huh?  
18:07  
  
*tries very hard to draw* okay I'm gonna do this. *climbs into bed*  
18:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
Even after two monsters, I'm still beat  
18:08  
  
*Sits on your lap sleepily and watches you draw*  
18:08  
Daisy Kay  
I only did about three pages so far.  
18:58  
  
I just been kinda sweepy.  
18:58  
  
*sweeps the floor*  
18:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
18:59  
  
I'm half asweep  
19:00  
  
I'm trying to make my nails stop hurting  
19:03  
Daisy Kay  
you're a sweepy baby  
19:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
They're digging into my skin at the sides = (  
19:03  
  
I refuse to cut them though  
19:03  
  
Mama Daisy needs to kiss them and make them better : 3  
19:04  
Daisy Kay  
I used to have seisures in my sleep.  
19:04  
  
I found this out by biting my tongue or finding my palm had been cut by my nails digging into it.  
19:05  
  
I'm starting to think most of my health problems were caused by weight because I just don't have them anymore.  
19:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
ouch =(  
19:06  
Daisy Kay  
*hums softly, massaging you gently.*  
19:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
*nuzzles your chest*  
19:07  
  
I'm skinny fat pretty much  
19:11  
  
I'm thin but not healthy  
19:11  
  
I get chest pain a lot  
19:11  
Daisy Kay  
You just need to find the stuff that's good for you but also tastes good to you.  
19:11  
  
*massages your chest*  
19:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
*purrs*  
19:14  
Daisy Kay  
meet me in the break room. (it's a room where we break stuff)  
20:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
*throws herself into a wall of fine china*  
20:57  
Daisy Kay  
yessss  
20:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm a bull in a china shop  
20:57  
  
Let's make an office bonfire  
20:58  
Daisy Kay  
let's make an office space.  
20:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
My office is the bathroom, like Fonzi  
20:59  
Daisy Kay  
no it's just because you go to the bathroom everywhere  
21:00  
  
like a baby  
21:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
I counsel people on how to be cool  
21:00  
  
Yeah  
21:00  
Daisy Kay  
*picks you up and spins you around*  
21:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll shit on your blouse, then kick you out of my house  
21:00  
Daisy Kay  
*kisses your snoot*  
21:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
i really wish I could remember what rap song those lyrics were to  
21:00  
  
mmm  
21:00  
  
*puts my hand down the back of your pants*  
21:01  
  
*Squeezes your firm buttcheek*  
21:01  
Daisy Kay  
yeep  
21:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
*squeezes you tight*  
21:03  
Daisy Kay  
you just turned that around so quickly *blushes* I was bein all tough and you made me untuff!  
21:04  
  
*The little boy pouts at you.*  
21:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
*psshh, I can soften you up in a second*  
21:05  
  
*takes off bra*  
21:05  
Daisy Kay  
*jumps forward and rubs his face between your boobs.*  
21:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Holds you between them so you can't escape*  
21:06  
  
*Do you want to nurse on me, little boy?*  
21:07  
Daisy Kay  
*You feel the heat from his blushing face. He just buries his head between your soft breasts and rubs his fat snoot against your skin. He looks up timidly.*  
21:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
*It's okay...*guides your mouth to my nipple*  
21:10  
  
*I run my long nails down your back and feel gooseflesh break out on your skin*  
21:11  
Daisy Kay  
*The young boy opens his mouth and then closes it over your nipple. He tugs the nipple into his maw, his tongue scraping against it inside his mouth.*  
21:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
*I can't help but moan at the boy sucking at my breast*  
21:14  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy is so excited, getting to even be this close to an older girl. It's just a plus that it happens to be someone cool like Mandy. He closes his eyes, tugging the nipple with his lips as he nurses from it. His little dick hardens in his tight pants, tenting them out a bit in the front.*  
21:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
*The older girl smiles at the sight of the boy's rising cock, she think's it's beautiful*  
21:17  
  
*She reaches a hand downward and cups the warm swelling in his pants*  
21:18  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy scrunches his face "ah! Mandy, don-" He tenses up and makes a slight squeaking sound from his throat. The front of his pants turn damp as he cums himself. Some white cum manages to seep through the layers of clothing, making a large white dome of cum over the tip of his erection.*  
21:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Aww, poor little boy couldn't hold it in*  
21:21  
  
*Mandy dips her slender fingers into the boy's pants, coating her hand in fresh cum and gingerly licks it off*  
21:22  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks down, tucking in his bottom lip. He stands there with his hands behind his back as you lick his cum from your fingers.*  
21:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy bend's down to little Daisy's level and kisses him on the mouth...he can taste the salt of his own seed on her lips*  
21:24  
Daisy Kay  
*smiles as he kisses you back. He rubs his face on yours and lets out a soft, blissful sigh.*  
21:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy grinds her wet pussy on Daisy's thigh, moaning and kissing his soft little neck*  
21:30  
Daisy Kay  
*sighs softly* you feel wonderful...  
21:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
*brushes her wetness against you* *you make me this way...*  
21:32  
  
*kisses your forehead*  
21:32  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy tugs on his pants* I should be goin to bed soon but I don't wanna...  
21:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
21:42  
  
*pulls you into her bed*  
21:42  
  
*you can sleep in my boobs*  
21:43  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy dances in place, tugging on his jeans*  
21:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Do you have to go to the bathroom, dear?*  
21:48  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy runs to the bathroom, only to find his little sister got there first. The 17 year old boy holds his hands over his bottom "Hurry up! God, you always take forEVER in there!" he exaggerates.*  
21:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
*A lady has to take her time : 3*  
21:50  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy pouts "you're just a little girl, not a lady!" he pushes his luck. He peeks through the door a bit, looking in.*  
21:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
*You PERVERT!*  
21:52  
  
*The young girl slams the door in her brother's face*  
21:52  
  
*"You can piss your pants for all I care!*  
21:52  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy steps back quickly. He whimpers. "I'm not gonna... do that. I'm a big boy..." He paces outside the door, letting out pitiful puppy-like whimpers as he grips his hands over his rear end. He feels a cramp and bends his knees "ooh!"*  
21:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
*I'm not opening this door!*  
21:55  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy tenses up and lets out a squeak from his throat. He rushes to the door. "Mandy hurry! I gotta go RIGHT NOW!" he cries out. It's too late, he begins to shit his pants. A big warm mess goes across the older boy's cheeks. He blushes hotly, feeling his pants get lumpier and heavier. He starts to cry softly, letting his head bonk against the door.*  
21:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy hears the young boy's sobs and a wave of remorse comes over her. She opens the door and embraces her brother, wiping away his tears.*  
21:58  
  
*There there, Daisy, it's okay...I'm so sorry...I'll clean you up*  
21:58  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy scrunches up his face. It's so humiliating! "This isn't fair, I'm the big brother..." he mumbles and pouts as you pull him along. "Come on, I can do it myself!" he insists, but you just ignore him, knowing he's a big baby, especially if he can't hold it for two minutes!*  
21:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Shhhhh...don't fuss, just hold still.*  
22:00  
  
*Mandy pulls down Daisy's soiled pants and wipes away the excess shit with wet naps*  
22:01  
  
*See dear brother, that's not so bad, is it?*  
22:01  
  
*She wipes until his ass is clean and fresh*  
22:02  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy cringes as you wipe him down. His fat cock dangles between his legs and he cups his hands over it, feeling a bit guilty and awkward to be naked in front of his sister like this. He doesn't want to admit it, but it feels nice having her wipe his bottom clean.*  
22:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy gently wipes the excess from his thighs, brushing against his cock as she does so*  
22:03  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy bites on his tongue a bit. He looks away. He feels like the younger brother, even though he's much taller.*  
22:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy continues to wipe, her knuckles caressing the older boy's cock in such a delicate and purposeful way you begin to think it's deliberate*  
22:05  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy lets go of his cock and balls and puts his hands on his hips "Mandy, cut it out! You're too little to be doin stuff like that!" he looks down at you with a burning blush on his embarrassed face.*  
22:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Pssshhh, I'm more mature than you are!*  
22:08  
  
*Without warning, Mandy falls to her knees and fills her mouth with her brother's cock*  
22:09  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy balls up his hands into little fists. "ahh!" he lets out a squeak of pleasure. His cock becomes fully erect in your mouth. "s-stop it!" he says, not really trying to stop you.*  
22:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy moves her head up and down, taking Daisy's cock deep into her throat and pressing her long nails to his thighs*  
22:12  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy grabs your shoulders and starts humping your mouth. He pants excitedly. A burst of hot cum fills your maw quickly, coating all over the inside. His cum is all sugary and sweet. He lets out a strained groan and leans forward. "ooohh..." He's just glad Mom didn't walk in on him. He looks down, an ambivilent look of relief and regret on his face.*  
22:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy swallows Daisy's cum greedily, loving the way it tastes*  
22:15  
  
*Mandy rises to her feet and takes her brother by the hand*  
22:16  
  
*Come on Daisy, you can sleep with me tonight*  
22:16  
Daisy Kay  
*The half naked boy smiles awkwardly, taking your hand. He walks with you.*  
22:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy leads him into her bedroom, gently bringing the covers over him and wrapping her arms around him*  
22:18  
  
*She kisses him on the forehead*  
22:18  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy puts his big strong arms around you and pulls you on top of him.*  
22:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy nuzzles her face against Daisy's chest, feeling warm and safe*  
22:20  
Daisy Kay  
*makes tiny animal noises as he cuddles you*  
22:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
*purrs softly as she feels Daisy's soft breath against her hair*  
22:22  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy pets your hair, still feeling like your little brother despite his size. He nuzzles the top of your head and rubs his hand up and down your torso.*  
22:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy savors every moment of Daisy's gentle touch, loving the way her brother's hands feel against her skin*  
22:26  
Daisy Kay  
*puts his hands on your hips and lifts you up, looking at you. "Yer pretty."  
22:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Kisses you on the cheek* *so are you*  
22:31  
Daisy Kay  
*presses up against you and rolls around under the covers.*  
22:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Squeezes your waist and lays my head in the crook of your neck*  
22:39  
Daisy Kay  
whatcha doin over there  
22:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
slowly falling asleep...  
22:54  
Daisy Kay  
I'm just about ta fall asleep. *snuggles you up like a big teddybear*  
22:54  
  
see you when we both wake up I guess  
22:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
Goodnight, sweetheart  
22:55  
  
*kisses your snoot*  
22:55  
   Sunday, 18. May 2014 
Kommissar Mandar  
Mornin : 3  
09:05  
  
I don't know if I should write  
09:07  
  
Or binge on AM Coast to Coast  
09:07  
  
eh  
09:08  
  
binge first  
09:08  
  
that'll get me in the mood  
09:08  
  
Have you ever heard of Mel's Hole?  
09:08  
  
(I swear that's not a euphamism)  
09:08  
Daisy Kay  
9 pages done so far...  
13:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh shit  
13:51  
  
go you  
13:51  
  
*brings you tea*  
13:53  
Daisy Kay  
Maybe you'll like this weird organic tea...  
13:56  
  
I am not a tea drinker (anymore)  
13:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like all tea  
13:57  
  
Yeah me  
13:57  
  
I just....looked at 70 odd pages of this story I wrote  
13:57  
  
And I said fuck it  
13:57  
  
I"m writing this over  
13:58  
Daisy Kay  
http://runa.org/runa-product/bottles/hibiscus-berry-guayusa-tea/
They sent it to me for free  
13:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
This is why I've been working on the same book for 10 years  
13:58  
  
Is dat some...hibiscus?  
13:58  
  
I love that shit  
13:59  
  
Yeah, I'll drink the crap out of this tea  
14:00  
Daisy Kay  
thwee more pages  
14:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
yaaay!  
15:06  
  
Actually got some packing done today  
16:04  
  
Not gonna wait till like...the last day for once  
16:05  
  
In doing so I found my old windows phone  
16:05  
  
can't wait to see what's on it  
16:05  
  
Probably old pictures of Kommissar and my old AZ place that were too heartbreaking at the time to revisit  
16:06  
Daisy Kay  
scanning...  
16:24  
  
cool!  
16:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
Fuck man...  
16:25  
Daisy Kay  
FUCK MAN!  
16:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
old videos of Kommissar attacking my laptop  
16:26  
  
I wonder where that cat is now  
16:26  
Daisy Kay  
duh nuh nuh nuh, du nuh nuh nuh  
16:26  
  
FUCK MAN  
16:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
AHAHAHAHA  
16:26  
  
He was a lesser known megaman villain  
16:26  
  
Sent file WP_20130811_004.mp4.  
16:30  
  
That sound is how I discipline cats  
16:30  
  
Kommissar would just...attack sources of sound  
16:31  
  
kind of like a T-rex  
16:31  
Daisy Kay  
good job, kitty.  
16:35  
  
Sent file crittersebook01.png.  
16:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahahaha  
16:45  
  
Basically how I drive  
16:45  
Daisy Kay  
with your nose?  
16:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yes  
16:45  
  
sometimes I lay my face against the horn  
16:45  
  
I have driven many times without hands  
16:46  
  
When you're eating, smoking and changing your ipod at the same time you have to find other body parts to drive with  
16:47  
  
Sent file WP_20130810_009.jpg.  
16:51  
Daisy Kay  
Sent file crittersebook02.png.  
16:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
this is adorable : 3  
16:59  
Daisy Kay  
Sent file crittersebook03.png.  
17:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
The first panel describes me at every meeting at my old office ever  
17:02  
  
also I'm fucking dying  
17:02  
Daisy Kay  
I'm looking up vintage newspaper clippings  
17:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
Of anything in particular?  
17:28  
Daisy Kay  
That took way too long  
17:50  
  
Sent file crittersebook04.png.  
17:52  
  
peep  
18:32  
  
it's selling pretty well right now  
21:09  
  
*sleepy hug*  
23:57  
   Monday, 19. May 2014 
Kommissar Mandar  
I just slept my ass off  
07:13  
  
These allergies are killing me  
07:14  
  
I knew your critters would sell good  
07:15  
  
I just bought a copy and donated some = )  
07:52  
  
ah, so that's why you needed the clips  
07:55  
  
I loved the book =)  
10:36  
Daisy Kay  
I wonder if it was obvious that they couldn't read  
10:52  
  
and that everyone else in the world was dead  
10:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
I didn't even think about that....  
11:41  
  
But now i love it 100 times more....  
11:41  
  
I love the way your mind works : 3  
11:42  
Daisy Kay  
hahaha  
11:43  
  
and they didn't even know the TV in the break room was busted  
11:43  
  
and the computer just said "error"  
11:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
Holy shit...  
11:44  
Daisy Kay  
I mean there are all these little hints that nothing works but they have a really active imagination so they don't seem bothered by it  
11:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
all the clippings were about nuclear attacks  
11:44  
Daisy Kay  
haha yeah plus some ads and something about Michael Keaton as batman  
11:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
I hope critters is what happens when the world ends for real  
11:45  
Daisy Kay  
I like the headline that just says "ATOMS"  
11:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm so happy I'm not the only one who thinks nuclear holocausts are the best thing  
11:45  
  
Dude  
11:45  
  
In my story  
11:45  
Daisy Kay  
I edited that from "ATOMS DROP ON JAPAN" or something  
11:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
I am still debating the main characters having this scene  
11:46  
  
where they put the Konami code for Contra in a Soviet Dead Hand nuke system  
11:46  
  
and make shit go boom  
11:46  
  
Yeah  
11:47  
  
It's a callback to the character's childhood  
11:47  
  
Where the main character, Amadeus goes to his obscenely rich friends house  
11:47  
  
And they have an NES in 1971  
11:47  
  
Because his uncle works for Nintendo  
11:47  
  
And they play the shit out of Contra  
11:48  
Daisy Kay  
I put the critters up front and just sort of made the apocalypse a background thing.  
11:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's what makes it great though  
11:49  
  
It's subtle  
11:49  
  
It's one of those things you notice that makes you love it all the more  
11:49  
  
That's what I've always loved best about your stuff  
11:51  
  
The dark undertone juxtaposed with the cuteness  
11:51  
  
Sent file watcha playin.jpg.  
11:52  
  
This has been my favorite comic of yours forever  
11:52  
Daisy Kay  
I love that they don't know how stuff works  
11:52  
  
or care  
11:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's cutest form of nihilism  
11:52  
Daisy Kay  
Like the one critter takes the computer  
11:52  
  
and it just falls to the ground  
11:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
"I'm taking my work with me"  
11:53  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
11:53  
  
and it's just the monitor  
11:53  
  
and of course like  
11:53  
  
the one critter reads the note but makes up their own words for it  
11:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
They don't give a fuck  
11:54  
  
And it's beautiful  
11:54  
Daisy Kay  
the note is like "this gold is cursed" but they're like "the real treasure is friends"  
11:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
I shared it everywhere I could  
11:55  
  
The real treasure is always friends  
11:55  
  
The biggest bullshit cop out to every cartoon treasure hunt  
11:56  
  
But done so beautifully  
11:56  
Daisy Kay  
well the DuckTales game for the NES  
11:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
I could never beat that one =(  
11:58  
  
I sucked at games  
11:58  
  
Did it end with one of those bullshit "the treasure is in the journey" endings?  
11:58  
  
Like the Dark Tower lol  
11:59  
  
"The real treasure is friends"  
11:59  
  
Is basically how Stephen King ended his 7 book epic  
12:00  
  
But it was still pretty funny the way it was executed  
12:00  
Daisy Kay  
http://tcrf.net/images/a/ad/DucktalesEndingBeta.png  
12:01  
  
this was the prototype  
12:01  
  
before it was fully translated  
12:01  
  
http://tcrf.net/Proto:DuckTales  
12:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
12:02  
  
It's always dreams and friends  
12:03  
  
always  
12:03  
Daisy Kay  
dream and friends  
12:04  
  
it's just weird  
12:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh  
12:04  
  
I didn't even realize the typo  
12:04  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
12:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
Dream and freinds  
12:04  
  
Conflagurations, you have compleeted a great game!  
12:05  
  
Have you ever read The Dark Tower?  
12:06  
Daisy Kay  
no  
12:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah man  
12:07  
  
It basically had that ending  
12:07  
  
Only it's so much funnier  
12:07  
  
Because the main character sacrifices all his dream and friends to get the treasure : 3  
12:07  
  
The best part  
12:07  
  
Is when you reach the last chapter  
12:07  
  
Before the story goes on  
12:07  
  
There is a note from Stephen King that tells you to stop reading.  
12:08  
  
Because you're going to be disappointed by the ending  
12:08  
Daisy Kay  
why doesn't he put that in all his books  
12:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
I KNOW!!  
12:08  
Daisy Kay  
actually  
12:08  
  
I may have read it  
12:08  
  
I read a lot of my dad's Kings.  
12:09  
  
he left them lying around  
12:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, it was a looong story  
12:09  
  
It was...ok  
12:09  
  
I'll give it that  
12:09  
  
Pretty weird story  
12:10  
  
At one point the main characters have to take a portal into the real world  
12:10  
  
So they can save Stephen King....from getting hit by a truck in real life  
12:10  
  
Which actually happened to him  
12:11  
  
The little kid character jumps in front of the truck and saves Stephen King, and his last words are 'finish writing the story...'  
12:11  
  
The more that I think about it the weirder that just...is  
12:12  
  
These people realize they're nothing but a story  
12:12  
  
And have to save their writer or just...cease to exist  
12:13  
  
Also  
12:14  
  
I would drink Mountain Dew Baloney Blast  
12:14  
  
Because I'm a weird soda fetishist  
12:14  
Daisy Kay  
cousin balki  
12:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
Bronson Pichot is like..my favorite actor  
12:19  
  
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Beverly_Drink.JPG  
12:20  
  
This is the worst soda that exists  
12:20  
  
Me and my buddy Mike P were at a place where you could sample all these exotic sodas from around the world  
12:22  
  
And all of them were very good! And then...my buddy hands me a cup of this clear cola, that looked not unlike Crystal Pepsi to me, so I got excited...and I took a sip  
12:23  
  
The only way I can describe this taste  
12:23  
  
Is that of when you're trying to swallow a bitter, gritty pill and a little bit breaks off in your mouth and you taste a cross between bile and battery acid  
12:24  
  
And you double-over gagging and your whole body trembles...and you're just waving your hands in front of your mouth in abject disgust and agony  
12:25  
  
I just looked at my buddy Mike P afterwards and said in a pathetic voice..."Why have you done this to me?"  
12:26  
  
it was terrible  
12:26  
  
lol  
16:14  
  
The appraiser basically told me the true treasure is in dream and friends  
16:14  
  
like I thought would happen  
16:15  
  
ah well  
16:15  
  
I was pleasantly surprised to find some money in my paypal account from some hypnosis files I put up for sale a few months ago  
16:15  
  
so it all balances out  
16:15  
Daisy Kay  
haha c:  
18:07  
  
hey bee, I just got home.  
18:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
Hey you =)  
18:27  
  
Uhg  
18:27  
  
I feel like I'm dying today  
18:28  
  
My fibro shit is acting up  
18:28  
  
Also my stepmom is adorable  
18:29  
  
She saw the kratom I ordered online because I refuse to overpay at the store anymore  
18:29  
  
And she sits me down  
18:29  
  
And shows me pictures of people who've done Krokodil and says "This will be you"  
18:30  
  
We've had this talk a lot  
18:30  
  
I know it's because she cares and I find it cute  
18:30  
  
but really  
18:30  
  
It feels like my back is cutting off my circulation and my throat is so contricted that I'm being strangled  
18:31  
  
So I needed that shit like yesterday  
18:31  
  
Ah well  
18:32  
  
it'll come tomorrow or the next day  
18:32  
  
How was your day?  
18:32  
Daisy Kay  
aw  
18:35  
  
I'm okay. Was just tidying up.  
18:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm so glad you like things clean  
18:36  
  
All I've ever lived with were slobs  
18:37  
  
Well...you saw my bathroom lol  
18:38  
Daisy Kay  
I need to put all my beauty supplies in order  
18:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
You'll have to show me your secrets if you're willing to share  
18:39  
  
I really want to start taking better care of myself  
18:39  
Daisy Kay  
it's just  
18:39  
  
probably the same stuff  
18:39  
  
we can share things  
18:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm bad  
18:40  
  
I use nothing on my face  
18:40  
  
Nothing on my skin  
18:40  
  
soap, shampoo, conditoner, and lots of makeup  
18:40  
  
that's all I have  
18:40  
Daisy Kay  
yeah, me too  
18:40  
  
same  
18:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
You don't use any special creams on your face?  
18:41  
Daisy Kay  
just the concealer, which is probably bad for my skin  
18:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
I pile that shit on in spades  
18:41  
  
But  
18:41  
  
I got this shit from the doctor for my acne  
18:41  
  
it better work  
18:42  
  
I'm sick of this shit  
18:42  
  
I've had acne since I was 12  
18:42  
Daisy Kay  
well just reach middle age  
18:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
My face will never be a uniform color again  
18:42  
Daisy Kay  
you never seen an old person with acne  
18:42  
  
acne is a sign of youth ya know  
18:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
heh  
18:43  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
18:43  
  
it's true  
18:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's a sign of youth I could do without  
18:43  
  
I feel like I"m starting to look old anyway  
18:43  
  
It makes me sad =(  
18:43  
  
not as sad as it used to make me  
18:44  
  
but it still bothers me some  
18:45  
  
You still look so young  
18:46  
Daisy Kay  
gonna maybe shave  
18:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
I cut myself shaving so bad today  
18:48  
Daisy Kay  
I found one of those fancy  
18:48  
  
circular blade ones  
18:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
blood all over my legs  
18:48  
  
nice!  
18:48  
Daisy Kay  
oh  
18:48  
  
I never use a razor on my legs  
18:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've cut my girl parts many times shaving  
18:49  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
18:49  
  
there's a lot of, uh, thin skin  
18:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, it always gets cut  
18:49  
Daisy Kay  
why it gotta be like that around there  
18:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's where the magic happens : 3  
18:50  
  
There are scars all over my thighs  
18:50  
  
....a bad habit that I've since dropped  
18:51  
  
I used to take a knife to them  
18:53  
  
But I don't anymore  
18:53  
  
It was really stupid of me to do that  
18:53  
Daisy Kay  
I can't wait until all my body hair falls out  
18:54  
  
It'll only grow in the places I want it to.  
18:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
How?  
18:55  
  
I want that...  
18:55  
Daisy Kay  
haha this does not get rid of  
18:55  
  
leg, armpit, pubic, and facial hair  
18:55  
  
everyone has that  
18:55  
  
facial hair has to be removed with electricity or lasers  
18:56  
  
both are extremely painful processes that take up to 18 months  
18:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh  
18:56  
  
Well geez, I hope it doesn't hurt you too bad  
18:56  
  
=(  
18:57  
  
I want...all my body hair gone  
18:57  
  
I shave it off every day  
18:57  
Daisy Kay  
everyone does  
18:57  
  
Just know you're not alone  
18:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol I know I"m not alone  
18:57  
  
I mean, not everyone does  
18:58  
  
There are some ladies who prefer to have body hair  
18:58  
  
I'm not one of them  
18:58  
Daisy Kay  
some women even grow big beards.  
18:58  
  
it happens  
18:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
My cousin has that happen  
18:58  
  
not the one I lived with, a different one  
18:58  
  
I don't think they would let her work at the Tilted Kilt with a beard lol  
18:59  
  
https://soundcloud.com/tinyd0g/i-see-your-yeezus-island-and?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=share&utm_medium=facebook  
19:01  
  
I think you'll enjoy this  
19:01  
  
http://i.imgur.com/pVXbwwn.jpg  
19:16  
  
I love how Mario looks like he's just picking up straight up shrooms here  
19:16  
  
Rather than the cartoony ones...  
19:16  
  
motherflubber, everything just hurts  
19:36  
  
*rests head in your lap*  
19:36  
Daisy Kay  
I had that book.. twice... I feel like I keep buying it only for it to end up in someone else's hands  
19:54  
  
hey do you know how hard it is to shave your buttcrack with an electric razor  
19:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
19:55  
  
I've never owned one  
19:55  
  
A buttcrack I mean  
19:55  
  
I've never owned a buttcrack  
19:55  
Daisy Kay  
you have a pretty buttcrack  
19:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh thank you : 3  
19:56  
Daisy Kay  
*smooshes her face between your cheeks, not even caring what condition it is in right now*  
19:56  
  
beep  
19:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
My butt is always in mint condition  
19:56  
Daisy Kay  
I bet your butt is always minty  
19:57  
  
with sweat  
19:58  
  
butt's wet buttsweat.  
19:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
19:58  
  
I try to keep it dry  
19:58  
  
*bumps my butt against yours*  
19:59  
  
I'll bet your butt is nice and firm because you exercise so much  
20:02  
Daisy Kay  
it's not as fat as I'd like it to be  
20:02  
  
but that's another thing that could change with hrt  
20:02  
  
I hope this advil pm I took doesn't give me weird dreams  
20:28  
  
*poke*  
20:46  
   Tuesday, 20. May 2014 
Kommissar Mandar  
blah  
05:12  
  
when my back gets to that point I just lie down and pass out lol  
05:12  
  
ah great  
05:44  
  
My debit card's been used fraudulently for like the 6th fucking time  
05:45  
  
I swear to christ, no matter how many times I change this thing...they find me  
05:45  
  
Time to call the bank!  
05:46  
  
phew  
05:57  
  
Nothing stolen  
05:57  
  
Alright  
05:57  
  
So, you're gonna get a debit card arriving in your mail  
05:58  
  
That's for this dumbass lol  
05:58  
Daisy Kay  
good morning  
06:22  
  
I am still tired, even after taking that pill. What the hell is wrong with my body ha ha  
06:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's pretty normal  
06:22  
  
You're body's just not used to it =(  
06:22  
  
I get the same way with klonopin  
06:23  
  
I've been drowsy for like...days  
06:23  
  
Just chugging coffee  
06:23  
  
To no avail  
06:23  
  
At least it helped you go to sleep and get up =)  
06:23  
Daisy Kay  
It really did make me feel heavy  
06:24  
  
I still feel a little heavy  
06:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
I know that feel...  
06:24  
  
There's lighter things you can take if you don't like the feeling  
06:25  
  
I still swear by poppy tea  
06:25  
  
I like all-natural stuff when it comes to medicine and sleep  
06:26  
  
You're welcome to anything I have  
06:26  
Daisy Kay  
It's so weird, feeling like this  
06:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
You feel floaty?  
06:28  
Daisy Kay  
Being in the hospital was like, the ultimate heavy feeling.  
06:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love that feeling  
06:28  
Daisy Kay  
even lifting my arm felt like  
06:28  
  
I was carrying weights  
06:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh jeez  
06:28  
  
that's not a fun feel  
06:28  
Daisy Kay  
haha, well it's DRUGS  
06:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like the feeling of...going out  
06:29  
  
not so much waking up under the anastheasia  
06:29  
Daisy Kay  
they make you not only sleepy  
06:29  
  
but your entire body sleeps, including your muscles  
06:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
Kratom is like...the opposite feeling  
06:30  
  
makes you feel weightless  
06:30  
  
far better for sleep  
06:30  
  
the drowsiness doesn't linger  
06:30  
  
I'm like professor Snape, I know my potions n shit  
06:31  
Daisy Kay  
that anesthesia, man... it's one of the more expensive parts of surgery for such a tiny thing. This is because it's an art.  
06:31     
Kommissar Mandar  
It is  
06:31  
  
Too much...and you die : 3  
06:31  
Daisy Kay  
Anesthesia has to be delivered to your body just right. Any number of things can go wrong, not just dying.  
06:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
Oh fuck don't even talk to me about that 'awake during surgery shit'  
06:32  
  
That's just something I don't like to think about  
06:33  
Daisy Kay  
I just feel weird having lost that time  
06:33  
  
one minute I am watching the fluids go into my arm  
06:33  
  
and then NOTHING.  
06:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's like...a time machine  
06:34  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
06:34  
  
no dreams no nothin  
06:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
You come out with a beard  
06:34  
  
WHAT YEAR IS IT?  
06:34  
  
WHAT YEAR IS IT!?  
06:34  
  
It'd be cool if you did dream  
06:35  
  
Just imagine reaching a level of subconsciousness that deep....  
06:35  
  
I just started on my Wellbutrin again  
06:37  
  
I"m already getting the sick dreams  
06:37  
  
it rocks  
06:37  
Daisy Kay  
Wooo  
06:37  
  
Man I wanna climb back into bed for just  
06:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's like...dreaming in HD  
06:38  
Daisy Kay  
an hour  
06:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
Dude  
06:38  
  
you know what's gonna happen lol  
06:38  
Daisy Kay  
one more...  
06:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
I say that to myself all the time  
06:38  
  
Do you drink coffee?  
06:38  
  
Btw, just so you know  
07:12  
  
I'm used to calling people of any gender dude =X  
07:13  
  
I just don't want to say anything that bothers you =X  
07:15  
Daisy Kay  
hiii, I'm at work now.  
08:10  
  
I did sleep for one more hour.  
08:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
nice!  
08:28  
  
I can never gauge my sleep like that, I always wind up oversleeping  
08:29  
  
It's my stepmom's birthday today so we're going to go out and party  
08:29  
  
Say hi to the Tax Man for me!  
08:29  
Daisy Kay  
I think he's coming back from China this week.  
08:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
Oh he's still in China?  
08:30  
  
What's he up to down there?  
08:30  
  
Vacation or business?  
08:30  
Daisy Kay  
I think it's some Christian guy who brings him along  
08:31  
  
they go to mainland china to teach them english  
08:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww, that's so sweet  
08:31  
  
So he speaks Chinese?  
08:32  
Daisy Kay  
you don't have to know much of a foreign language to teach it, oddly enough.  
08:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well  
08:33  
  
You're looking at someone who failed EVERY foreign language class she ever took in school  
08:33  
Daisy Kay  
Well Americans are like  
08:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
Spanish in middle school  
08:34  
  
French in college  
08:34  
Daisy Kay  
the least bilingual people on earth  
08:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
And Japanese because....I wanted to move to Japan when I was 13  
08:34  
  
I just don't have an ear for languages  
08:34  
  
Oh, I also tried to learn Dansk because I'm Danish  
08:36  
  
That also went horribly  
08:36  
Daisy Kay  
I can pick up on languages to get the gist, but I've never really tried to learn any conversational skills.  
08:36  
  
I think that comics are the best way to learn another language.  
08:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
Really?  
08:37  
Daisy Kay  
as long as it has roman lettering I can get the gist.  
08:37  
  
by that I mean... not symbols or glyphs  
08:38     
  
so like, I can pick up a german comic and understand it even though I don't know EXACTLY what they are saying.  
08:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
German looks easy  
08:39  
Daisy Kay  
Spanish is probably the easiest to read.  
08:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
Because the word ordering is similar to English  
08:39  
Daisy Kay  
a lot of it just looks like english words.  
08:39  
  
The thing that makes German hard conversationally is that it is spoken kind of quick.  
08:39  
  
words can be connected together like legos  
08:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah  
08:40  
  
I don't think I could ever like...speak fluently to someone in another language  
08:40  
  
maybe learn to read it, but that's about it  
08:41  
  
Accent plays a part in it too  
08:41  
  
Someone learning English might hear my Jersey accent and be like...what the fuck?  
08:42  
Daisy Kay  
people have no idea that they have an accent.  
08:43  
  
because they think there is a "correct" way to speak english.  
08:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
I know, that's so weird to think about  
08:44  
  
Like, I don't think I have an accent, but I just know it's there  
08:44  
Daisy Kay  
At least Americans.  
08:44  
  
A lot of british actors do an "american accent"  
08:45  
  
but americans don't hear it. They just think "he speakin normal."  
08:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
I never realized Hugh Laurie was British until somebody told me  
08:46  
Daisy Kay  
and the late Bob Hoskins  
08:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
I always try and think about what we sound like to British people  
08:48  
  
But we'll never know  
08:48  
Daisy Kay  
Hugh's voice sounds very forced, but it's interesting. You might notice he never speaks fast. Every word is enunciated carefully.  
08:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah...he never really does  
08:49  
  
alright, I gotta get dressed and ready  
08:50  
Daisy Kay  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUycneBNAyM  
08:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
If I delay the birthday drinking train my ass will be grass  
08:50  
Daisy Kay  
here are some japanese kids doing american accents.  
08:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol what the christ?  
08:51  
  
Impressive though, with the voices  
08:51  
Daisy Kay  
it is ignorantly believed they can't pull off an american accent  
08:52  
  
but something like this just proves that theory wrong.  
08:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
I think anyone can pull off any accent if they work at it  
08:53  
  
It's not like singing lol  
08:53  
  
The old phrase "anyone can learn to sing" is one I believe to be bullshit  
08:53  
  
My voice could never be harmonic  
08:53  
Daisy Kay  
be careful drinking  
08:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
aw, I will  
08:55  
  
I promise.  
08:55  
  
Have fun at the awfice <3  
08:56  
Daisy Kay  
CUM  
15:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
In mah butt  
15:47  
  
I was good today  
15:47  
Daisy Kay  
Sent file abut.JPG.  
15:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
I didn't try and keep up with my stepmom drinking wise  
15:47  
  
Is that yours? : 3  
15:48  
  
If so, may I keep it?  
15:48  
Daisy Kay  
ok  
15:48  
  
can I have your butt it is far more perfect  
15:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
We'll just sew it right on  
15:49  
  
it'll be a barrel of laughs  
15:49  
  
I uh  
15:49  
  
Got very gussied up today  
15:49  
  
So I have something for you too  
15:49  
Daisy Kay  
oh?  
15:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
ye  
15:50  
  
Give me a sec  
15:50  
  
yeah...  
15:51  
  
My computer is running at about dial up speed right now  
15:51  
  
I have fucked another one  
15:51  
  
Sent file CAM01022.jpg.  
15:52  
  
You can have these too  
15:53  
Daisy Kay  
*blush*  
15:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
15:54  
  
You have a nice ass too, you know  
15:54  
Daisy Kay  
*leans on you.*  
15:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
*hugs you from the waist and licks your ear*  
15:56  
Daisy Kay  
*makes a face* HEY.  
15:58  
  
heheh.  
15:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
*don't act like you don't like it =P*  
15:59  
  
*licks your neck*  
15:59  
Daisy Kay  
don't act like you don't lick it  
15:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
Wow  
15:59  
  
It took me a while to parse that sentence in my head  
16:00  
  
Have some butt....  
16:00  
  
Sent file CAM01032.jpg.  
16:00  
Daisy Kay  
*licks your butt*  
16:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
yowza  
16:01  
  
Sent file CAM01041.jpg.  
16:04  
  
Underwear party  
16:05  
Daisy Kay  
*holds her hands up to her face but still peeks from between her fingers.*  
16:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
You're adorable : 3  
16:05  
  
*Smooshes your face in between her boobs*  
16:06  
Daisy Kay  
*nuzzles her face against your booby and gives it a little kiss.*  
16:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sent file CAM01042.jpg.  
16:08  
  
*moans*  
16:08  
  
*guides your tongue to her nipple*  
16:08  
Daisy Kay  
*closes her eyes and nurses on your nipple, making tiny puppy sounds.*  
16:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
*shudders deeply*  
16:09  
  
*stuffs more boob in your mouth*  
16:13  
Daisy Kay  
*opens her mouth wider, taking more of the breast with it.*  
16:13  
  
* rolls her tongue all around, circling your areola with your breast just stuffed into her big maw.*  
16:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sent file CAM01058.jpg.  
16:14  
  
*Runs her nails up and down your head and back, carefully avoiding your hair*  
16:15  
Daisy Kay  
*coos softly, closing her eyes and getting comfortable in your embrace.* mmph... mff.  
16:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Looks down and smiles at the suckling wittle baby*  
16:16  
  
*"Look at the wittle Daisy baby...having to nurse..."*  
16:17  
Daisy Kay  
*looks up at you with sleepy eyes. She pulls her head back, tugging your nipple and stretching it before your breast snaps back against your chest.*  
16:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
*OUCH!*  
16:20  
  
*Spanks your ass*  
16:20  
  
*very hard*  
16:20  
Daisy Kay  
*yelps!*  
16:20  
  
*whimpers, tearing up, but feeling oh so warm between her legs despite the pain on her bottom.*  
16:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sent file CAM01068.jpg.  
16:21  
  
*Spanks you even harder*  
16:21  
Daisy Kay  
*Balls up her hands into fists and bites on her knuckles. Each smack makes her let out a little squeak of pain. She presses her thighs together and shudders.*  
16:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Reaches her hand between your thighs*  
16:22  
  
*Feels your hardness and laughs*  
16:22  
  
*You naughty little brat! You like this don't you!*  
16:22  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy blushes hotly when you find her hard cock. She looks down bashfully. It seems fairly large for such a small girl! It's pulsing in your hand as you feel around. "n-no, I just can't help it..." she mumbles.*  
16:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Ssshh....that's alright....*  
16:26  
  
*I can...help you*  
16:27  
  
*Mandy grabs the hard cock gently in her hand and strokes up and down*  
16:27  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy closes her eyes and breaths hotly. "You aren't gonna tell the other girls I have a wiener, are you?" she moans and shudders as you rub here throbbing erection. You can feel every wrinkle and goosebump of her massive cock. She parts her legs farther apart and moans.*  
16:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
*sshhh, sweetling, your secret is safe with me*  
16:30  
  
*Strokes even harder, pressing her tits on the girls back as she works her hand up and down on her cock*  
16:30  
  
Sent file CAM01105.jpg.  
16:31  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy lifts up her shirt a bit. Her breasts are much smaller than yours. She plays with her little tits as you stroke the huge erection between her legs. Her balls rise up as she gets more excited with anticipation. A clear liquid dribbles from her drip and goes down her shaft.* ahhh!  
16:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy bends down and licks the sweet liquid from Daisy's soft body, loving the taste of it*  
16:36  
  
*It's okay Daisy...I won't tell...*  
16:37  
  
*She whispers repeatedly as she licks your over sensitive shaft*  
16:37  
Daisy Kay  
*tenses up. She bites her shirt, letting out a strained whimper. She juts her hips forward, humping into your hand. Suddenly a hot burst of cum shoots from her, flying against the wall and drooling down her shaft and between your fingers. She shudders and moans.*  
16:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sent file CAM01118.jpg.  
16:38  
  
*I"ll bet that felt good, didn't it sweetling?*  
16:39  
  
*licks the sweet cum from between her fingers, looking you in the eye the entire time*  
16:39  
Daisy Kay  
*blushes* gosh, you're pretty everywhere...  
16:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww : 3  
16:40  
Daisy Kay  
even your body is just... perfect. *looks at herself, tugging her t-shirt down.*  
16:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
*blushes hotly and hides her face*  
16:40  
  
I do what I can, to stay in shape  
16:41  
Daisy Kay  
me too.  
16:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like the way your body is built  
16:41  
Daisy Kay  
We can help each other...  
16:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
I look forward to it  
16:41  
Daisy Kay  
he he  
16:41  
  
would you ever go to a gym? I think there is a fitness center in town.  
16:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
How much is it?  
16:42  
Daisy Kay  
no idea.  
16:42  
  
Who knows, maybe it'll be reasonable since it's in a small town  
16:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
If it's cheap I certainly would love to  
16:43  
Daisy Kay  
exactly. That or  
16:43  
  
get more equipment for home  
16:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
That would probably be better in the long run  
16:44  
  
Save you more  
16:44  
  
I really want to join a gym with a pool  
16:44  
  
Swimming is the best exercise for me because of my ankles  
16:45  
  
It's also the most fun : 3  
16:46  
Daisy Kay  
doesn't belly button placement have something to do with it  
16:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
With what?  
16:46  
Daisy Kay  
a low belly button means a lower center of gravity = good swimmer  
16:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
I never in my life knew that  
16:48  
  
I guess mines...pretty low  
16:48  
  
I don't know  
16:48  
  
I haven't had much to compare with  
16:48  
Daisy Kay  
mine is... kinda high?  
16:48  
  
I don't know  
16:49  
  
I don't know how that is measured  
16:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol me neither  
16:49  
  
My center of gravity sucks  
16:50  
  
I can't balance for beans  
16:50  
  
I have really bad coordination too  
16:51  
Daisy Kay  
well then you might be a good swimmer  
16:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
I consider myself a good swimmer  
16:52  
  
Except for that one time I got caught in a riptide and almost died  
16:52  
  
That was bad  
16:52  
  
other than that, I've never had an incident  
16:53  
  
I learned to swim when I was like...2  
16:54  
Daisy Kay  
I used to love the beach.  
16:54  
  
but I found it icky and dirty.  
16:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
Oh god  
16:54  
Daisy Kay  
the older I got the more I was like "eww the beach is gross!"  
16:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
I went to...Sea Bright I believe it was  
16:55  
  
I came out with...residue on me  
16:55  
  
Residue I could not explain  
16:55  
  
And that's when I decided I was done with the Jersey shore  
16:55  
  
Plus  
16:55  
  
I am afraid of jellyfish....very very afraid  
16:55  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
16:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
If I see one I get out of the ocean and I don't go back in  
16:56  
  
I just have this image of one attaching to my face...stinging my eyes  
16:56  
Daisy Kay  
I remember one time, swimming in the beach was closed...  
16:56  
  
a bunch of LARGE jellyfish had beached themselves  
16:56  
  
it was an incredible sight. Really stuck with me.  
16:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh god...  
16:58  
  
I've never seen a really big one  
16:58  
  
When I would frequent Keansburg I remember walking along the beach...and there were all these dead horseshoe crabs...everywhere  
16:58  
  
This was the same beach where we found the spinal cord  
16:59  
  
Yeah, I'm definitely one of those 'fuck the ocean' people  
16:59  
Daisy Kay  
I hope we improve deep-sea exploration though.  
17:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
There's so much shit in the ocean that we don't even know about  
17:00  
Daisy Kay  
I would love to see what creatures are at the very bottom.  
17:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yes!  
17:00  
  
The Bloop  
17:00  
  
The Bloop is at the bottom  
17:00  
  
Do you know of the Bloop?  
17:00  
Daisy Kay  
yes  
17:02  
  
The best we know is that it's some massive air pocket.  
17:02  
  
There would be no creature that could have made it unless it is a creature that only breathes once every 100 years or something ha ha  
17:02  
  
We have aliens we have never seen on earth.  
17:04  
  
and they're at the bottom of the ocean.  
17:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
I want to believe the Bloop is a creature  
17:05  
  
I want to belieeeeeevveee  
17:06  
  
But really, this is the kind of shit that keeps me up at night  
17:06  
  
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ckBlasgNSzg/SPUyhysjyDI/AAAAAAAAJYI/7HIeqjuNqro/s400/ogrefish.jpeg  
17:07  
  
this kind of shit  
17:07  
  
Fish who live at the bottom of the sea actually explode when they try and travel to higher depth  
17:08  
  
I learned that from The Langoliers  
17:08  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
17:09  
  
that's why they invented the abyss box.  
17:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
what's that? a high pressure water chamber I'm guessing?  
17:10  
Daisy Kay  
yep  
17:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'd love to sea scary ass fish in person  
17:10  
  
I used to go on Snopes.com all the time  
17:11  
  
And they had this page about how in Hurricane Katrina all these messed up fish from the bottom of the sea were washed on land  
17:11  
Daisy Kay  
I wanna believe that there is life, even bacterial, on Europa or Encelaldus  
17:11     
  
under the ice, where the water is warmer  
17:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
That would be sick...  
17:12  
  
ah man, that reminds me  
17:12  
  
I forget the name of the lake  
17:12  
  
But there is this lake in the arctic that has been frozen forever  
17:13  
Daisy Kay  
oh yeah  
17:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
But there is warmer water underneath the ice  
17:13  
  
Prehistoric life just perfecly preserved  
17:13  
  
at least I hope that's what they find  
17:13  
Daisy Kay  
yeah, prehistoric  
17:13  
  
yep  
17:13  
  
little  
17:13  
  
microscopic prehistoric life  
17:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's just crazy...  
17:14  
  
Also  
17:14  
  
You cannot say there is not life on other planets  
17:14  
  
The universe is too big to assume that  
17:14  
Daisy Kay  
it's just unlikely that there's any life even close to us  
17:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah  
17:16  
  
We'll never cross paths with other life  
17:16  
  
but its there  
17:16  
Daisy Kay  
we are a very special case of everything coming together just right  
17:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
I did a paper on that  
17:16  
  
And it's just...nutso  
17:16  
Daisy Kay  
perfect atomosphere, perfect water, perfect distance from the sun  
17:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
Life happening on this planet was like a one in a million chance  
17:17  
  
But again  
17:19  
  
There's just so much out there  
17:19  
  
There has to be life  
17:19  
Daisy Kay  
the universe is massive and it isn't going to die for trillions and trillions of years  
17:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
I hope it's Giger-esque and terrifying...  
17:20  
Daisy Kay  
and if we manage not to kill ourselves we earthlings might be the key to uncovering its secrets  
17:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
No, we're going to kill ourselves  
17:20  
  
Sorry, I'm a pessimist  
17:21  
  
But  
17:22  
  
if we did last  
17:22  
  
We would be like....the chosen race  
17:22  
Daisy Kay  
Maybe the universe is cyclical.  
17:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
The ones who figured out how this shit works  
17:22  
Daisy Kay  
Maybe it goes in and out rapidly.  
17:23  
  
expanding and then collapsing in on itself as it reaches the edges  
17:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
Shit....  
17:23  
  
Then it's like....  
17:23  
  
How many resets has it been through?  
17:24  
Daisy Kay  
the edges connected like the passageways in pac-man  
17:24  
  
Well maybe it isn't like that. Maybe we're stuck like this.  
17:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
But like  
17:24  
  
We're fucking fruit flies  
17:24  
Daisy Kay  
Maybe there was no begining  
17:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
In the grand sceme of things  
17:24  
Daisy Kay  
Maybe it's just always been pulsing like a heartbeat.  
17:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
I used to sit in the shower and think about shit like that as a kid  
17:25  
  
All the time  
17:25  
  
how the universe began  
17:25  
  
What was here before it?  
17:25  
  
Just white....negative space?  
17:25  
Daisy Kay  
ha ha pretty much what I did  
17:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's all I could picture  
17:26  
  
white void  
17:26  
Daisy Kay  
but see  
17:26  
  
how could there be a start without time existing  
17:26  
  
I mean, how could there be a before  
17:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
well there is no time  
17:27  
  
Humans just invented time  
17:27  
  
as a way to measure the passing of events  
17:27  
  
But events still happen  
17:28  
  
I mean, maybe truly the universe was always just..here  
17:28  
Daisy Kay  
well I mean, the whole big bang, the start of everything  
17:29  
  
it could not have been a white void before then  
17:30     
  
because there was NOTHING before then  
17:30  
  
it's a difficult thing to wrap your mind around  
17:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just...can't picture that in my head  
17:30  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
17:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
You can't picture TRUE nothing  
17:30  
  
Because we have no concept of TRUE nothing  
17:31  
Daisy Kay  
that's where there is a belief that  
17:31  
  
the universe just expanded  
17:31  
  
"bang" is a misnomer.  
17:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
We can only put it into our terms  
17:32  
Daisy Kay  
Rather all the STUFF that contained everything in the universe was once the size of a particle.  
17:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
Things that we're able to imagine because we have reality on it  
17:32  
Daisy Kay  
before sort of... growing  
17:32  
  
The Big Growing would be more accurate  
17:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
It would be, if you think of it like that  
17:33  
Daisy Kay  
it wasn't an explosion, but an expansion  
17:34  
  
all the particles sort of PUSHED away from each other  
17:34  
  
atoms smashed together. elements were formed.  
17:34  
  
elements bonded together.  
17:35  
  
turned into solid mass  
17:35  
  
and so on  
17:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
the right collisions making things like water and oxygen, yes  
17:35  
  
Do you think there are other dimensions?  
17:36  
  
Parellel to ours?  
17:38  
Daisy Kay  
It's probable.  
17:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've always thought so  
17:38  
  
Or more like, wanted to think so  
17:38  
Daisy Kay  
It's just as possible that each universe is exactly the same  
17:39  
  
multiplied an infinite amount of times  
17:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
that would be so boring  
17:40  
  
it's fun to think that they're completely different  
17:40  
  
In ways we can't even imagine  
17:40  
  
it's shit like this that really makes me want to try LSD  
17:41  
  
Everyone I know has done it  
17:42  
  
The shit they've seen.....  
17:42  
  
Actually it would probably be a terrible idea for someone like me  
17:43  
  
I would probably have a trip so horrific they'd have to lock me up  
17:44  
Daisy Kay  
I don't trust my mind.  
17:46  
  
I know it's not like dreaming, but  
17:46  
  
I have hallucinated before and I was never comfortable with it.  
17:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
Neither do I  
17:46  
  
I don't think I've ever actually hallucinated because of drugs, per se  
17:47  
  
But when my buddy would give me that K2 garbage  
17:47  
  
It would put me in this bizarre frame of mind  
17:47  
  
I just remember looking at like...this tiny movie of my life  
17:48  
  
And feeling so detached  
17:48  
  
like I was looking at a stranger's life  
17:48  
  
I can't even describe it  
17:48  
Daisy Kay  
I hallucinated from not enough sleep.  
17:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
How long were you awake?  
17:49  
  
I've heard stories about that  
17:49  
  
What did you see?  
17:49  
Daisy Kay  
I never been awake for more than 48 hours  
17:50  
  
but all I need is 24 to hear stuff and see things from the corner of my eye  
17:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
Wow....  
17:51  
  
That's crazy  
17:51  
  
What do you hear?  
17:51  
Daisy Kay  
whispers  
17:51  
  
the most vivid thing I heard was someone saying, clearly, into my ear "divide."  
17:52  
  
I wasn't even doing math homework!  
17:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's unnerving as fuck...  
17:52  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
17:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
I used to drink hydrocodone  
17:53  
Daisy Kay  
one time I heard a song over and over  
17:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
And I would hear whispers  
17:53  
  
I could never make them out though  
17:53  
Daisy Kay  
It was totally silent in the room.  
17:53  
  
oh yeah  
17:53  
  
and...  
17:53  
  
fevers... and my sleep paralysis.  
17:53  
  
those also give hallucinations  
17:53  
  
I hate fever dreams.  
17:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
sleep paralysis terrifies me so much  
17:53  
  
I don't think I've ever had a particularly vivid fever dream  
17:54  
Daisy Kay  
for me  
17:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
The only time I would see things...was when I would hypnotize myself  
17:55  
Daisy Kay  
I see... a semi-solid surface  
17:55  
  
and I have to draw these perfect lines with my mind.  
17:55  
  
if the line is too scratchy, I feel pain  
17:55  
  
if I draw a perfect, smooth line, then I feel a soothing sensation.  
17:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
This happens when you have a fever?  
17:56  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
17:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've never experienced anything that wild  
17:58  
  
anything like that at all  
17:58  
  
The first time I ever had GOOD weed  
17:59  
  
Old Bridge weed  
17:59  
  
It's the only good thing we have  
17:59  
Daisy Kay  
I remember once in school  
17:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
i was very detached from reality  
17:59  
  
In a pleasant way though  
17:59  
Daisy Kay  
Instead of going to recess I just sat in class... and slowly... I felt the world turning around me.  
17:59  
  
haha  
17:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's nutso  
18:00  
  
like  
18:00  
  
omg in retrospect it was so irresponsible  
18:00  
  
But I tried to drive  
18:00  
  
I was going 10 miles an hour  
18:00  
  
whispering  
18:00  
  
'this is the speed limit....'  
18:00  
  
until finally I just stopped the car and turned to my cousin and my friend and said 'one of you has to take over'  
18:01  
  
NONE of us should have been driving  
18:01  
  
But I gave the wheel to Jon  
18:01  
  
And he kept driving off the road  
18:01  
  
And I just laid in the backseat of my car listening to the music that was on the radio  
18:02  
  
Seeing these visions of a castle with Knights and Ladies dancing...  
18:02  
Daisy Kay  
*plays the mandolin.*  
18:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
When we got back to my room  
18:02  
  
ahaha  
18:02  
Daisy Kay  
*fifes*  
18:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just kept saying "Shut the gates! Shut the gates!"  
18:02  
  
"We can't let them take the tower"  
18:03  
  
That's what was happening  
18:03  
  
Everything went medieval  
18:03  
  
A psychic once told me I had a very prominent past life in the middle ages  
18:03  
  
Kind of strange  
18:04  
  
That's where my mind goes to, always  
18:04  
Daisy Kay  
well somebody once told me  
18:04  
  
the world was gonna roll me  
18:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
AHAHAHAHAHA  
18:04  
  
Goddamn that was perfect  
18:04  
Daisy Kay  
*shruuuugs*  
18:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Puts on her curly shoes and grabs the battle axe*  
18:05  
Daisy Kay  
I'm a battleaxe  
18:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
wooooah  
18:06  
  
*swings you around by your feet*  
18:06  
  
Suppah time  
18:07  
Daisy Kay  
that is old-timey slang for a mean wife.  
18:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha  
18:07  
  
I'll be back latah  
18:07  
Daisy Kay  
http://www.slang-dictionary.org/Battleaxe  
18:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
let's green egg and ham it  
19:45  
Daisy Kay  
Grab my belly and make a wish.  
19:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
Stare into my nipples of the future....  
19:46  
Daisy Kay  
how come no one ever quotes that line  
19:46  
  
it's the better than the green egg and ham it one  
19:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
That movie was a fever dream  
19:47  
  
let's green egg and ham it is my favorite  
19:47  
Daisy Kay  
I just can't imagine the context of  
19:47  
  
grabbing his belly  
19:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
His belly is too hard to grab anyway  
19:48  
  
It was kind of weird when he bathed in front of the kid  
19:48  
  
And slept in his bed...  
19:48  
Daisy Kay  
let's get abs  
19:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
I want abs!  
19:48  
  
But not too many  
19:48  
  
I used to have abs  
19:49  
  
They went away...  
19:49  
  
We're gonna get fit as fuck  
19:50  
Daisy Kay  
Or a tighter tummy  
19:50  
  
either way  
19:50  
  
I don't want muscles it's just that  
19:50  
  
that's how I'm built.  
19:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
You're built nice  
19:52  
  
As much as you say you want a pear-ish figure  
19:52  
  
You have a very nice hourglass one  
19:52  
Daisy Kay  
it's more a downward triangle.  
19:52  
  
My waist tapers  
19:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
You look strong...  
19:54  
  
I could do to be a little bit stronger  
19:56  
  
I'm not strong at all  
19:56  
  
I never work out my upper body  
19:56  
Daisy Kay  
I need stronger arms.  
19:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
You and me both  
19:59  
  
My arms have no muscle in them at all and it bothers me  
20:00  
  
If my medicine isn't here tomorrow I'm gonna blow a gasket  
20:05  
  
cause I'm ready to rip my own spine out  
20:05  
Daisy Kay  
aaa  
20:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's the sound it would make  
20:06  
  
I'd be all like "aaahhh" before I died  
20:06  
  
And I could throw it on the Keansburg beach  
20:07  
Daisy Kay  
that is my small scream  
20:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
You have an awesome scream  
20:08  
  
Would you be opposed to walking on my back?  
20:25  
  
It helps...so much  
20:25  
  
and no one ever does it for me  
20:25  
Daisy Kay  
I could use my knees.  
20:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahhh that would feel so nice  
20:28  
  
*kisses your snoot*  
20:28  
Daisy Kay  
hey  
22:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
hey you  
22:14  
  
Hey is for horses  
22:15  
  
What's up?  
22:15  
Daisy Kay  
nuffin. Just wonderin how you be  
22:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
I be hurtin' but I'm okay  
22:16  
Daisy Kay  
*stamps on you with his tiny flat feets.*  
22:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
Laughing and clapping like a baby at this one Game of THrones scene whenever it comes on  
22:17  
  
Oh god that would feel so good  
22:17  
  
People think it'll hurt me  
22:17  
  
But they don't realize my back is made of stone  
22:18  
Daisy Kay  
I still would not actually  
22:18  
  
put my full weight on you  
22:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
Knees sounds like a better idea  
22:18  
  
Still have a headache from drinking earlier today  
22:19  
  
I don't know why I ever think drinking is a good idea  
22:20  
  
5 minutes of happy buzz is not worth 5 hours of pain  
22:20  
  
Did you always not drink?  
22:22  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
22:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's good  
22:22  
  
It's so not worth it  
22:22  
Daisy Kay  
I decided from an early age that I would never drink or smoke or do drugs  
22:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
You're far smarter than me then  
22:23  
  
I made the same decision when I was really young...but broke it  
22:23  
Daisy Kay  
someone sent us ginger beer  
22:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
I really really wish that I hadn't  
22:25  
Daisy Kay  
expecting me to drink it  
22:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
Your office just gets sent gifts?  
22:26  
Daisy Kay  
yeah. I know I get stuff in the mail by just posting my address.  
22:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
Heh, wish I could be that well liked  
22:28  
  
The only present I ever got from someone online was this dirty nurses outfit that some pig expected me to wear  
22:29  
  
I gave it to my cousin  
22:29  
  
actually  
22:30  
  
I got sent Knuckles slippers too  
22:30  
  
that was pretty rad  
22:30  
  
So I guess it balances out  
22:30  
Daisy Kay  
Hey! I'm just trying to be nice! But-but hey, I've been around your work since I was a children and it's been a huuuuge fountain of inspiration and it's super cool! Aaaanyway, I hope I don't sound creepy or nuthin', and I hope you continue to serve as a source of coolness towards other people from across da universe! Oh! And one more thing, I've always liked your cartoon with the dog finding his way home and it super helped me out when my doggy wasn't doin' well so thank you thank you! ByeAAAHH!  
22:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol was that something someone sent you?  
22:32  
Daisy Kay  
yeah it was in my inbox  
22:32  
  
just now  
22:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
I read that in the voice of someone who drank 5 red bulls and was just breathless with excitement  
22:33  
  
running around the room whilst they typed  
22:33  
  
I couldn't imagine being as popular as you  
22:34  
  
*lays her sleepy, aching head in your lap*  
22:35  
Daisy Kay  
*pets your hair*  
22:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
*mmm*  
22:39  
  
*curls up on you*  
22:40  
  
Do you actually have orange blood or were you just curious about it?  
22:48  
Daisy Kay  
oh it  
22:49  
  
it was just on my butt. I cut my butt shaving so I put a tissue over it  
22:49  
  
and when it was dry it was orange.  
22:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh my...  
22:50  
Daisy Kay  
but none of my other blood was orange.  
22:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
I would be frightened  
22:50  
Daisy Kay  
just there haha  
22:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
baby bloodbutt  
22:50  
  
That's wild though  
22:51  
Daisy Kay  
I'm sure it was a fluke  
22:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
Get it checked if it happens again  
22:53  
  
I've brutalized myself shaving  
22:53  
  
like....flayed myself  
22:53  
  
Because I do it so fast  
22:54  
Daisy Kay  
I am pretty impatient.  
22:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha same here  
22:54  
  
I just want it done  
22:54  
  
Well I must say you did a good job on it  
22:56  
  
Your butt looks smooth : 3  
22:56  
Daisy Kay  
it's just hard to shave the crack.  
22:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
I can imagine  
22:56  
  
I've never put a razor there  
22:57  
  
uhg, I need something better to read  
22:58  
  
I've been trying to read the Wheel of Time but...  
22:58  
  
it's meh  
22:58  
  
Fantasy books are no fun when you have characters that are just ridiculously overpowered  
23:00  
  
shits going down  
23:00  
  
ah well, earthquake lady will handle it  
23:00  
  
oh man  
23:05  
  
Me and my buddy just made a pact  
23:05  
  
we're gonna touch the elephant's foot in Chernobyl for 1 second  
23:05  
  
I really want to go on a tour of that place  
23:06  
Daisy Kay  
hmmmMMMMM!  
23:07  
  
I wanna travel.  
23:07  
  
I never got a passport before  
23:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
Get Lowtax to take you to China  
23:07  
Daisy Kay  
I mean travel outside the US. I been all over the country.  
23:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
My passport photo is horrid  
23:07  
  
I've been to the Bahamas before  
23:08  
  
$20 jetski rides....  
23:08  
  
That trip was amazing  
23:08  
  
I got to see Canada for a day  
23:08  
Daisy Kay  
yeah I need to get a passport so I can go to stuff like TCAF  
23:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
My parents and I went on a cruise there....I was sick for most of it  
23:09  
  
But Canada was nice  
23:09  
  
People wanted to buy my pants  
23:09  
  
They were ridiculous looking Hot Topic pants and people in Canada had just...never seen anything like them I guess  
23:10  
Daisy Kay  
http://butthug.com/post/86385350120/nakedbutts  
23:10  
  
*brushes teef*  
23:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahahaha  
23:11  
  
I never saw that one  
23:11  
  
Klurfs with glasses are the best klurfs  
23:12  
Daisy Kay  
i just drew it now  
23:19  
  
teef are all brushed  
23:19  
  
*minty kiss*  
23:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
*mmmm*  
23:19  
  
I'm whitening my teeth before I come there  
23:19  
  
I'm not coming there with the way my teeth look now  
23:19  
Daisy Kay  
I don't care how your teeth look or anything  
23:20  
  
I don't even care if  
23:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
But they're horrible  
23:20  
Daisy Kay  
if like,  
23:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
Really embarrassing  
23:20  
Daisy Kay  
Well I would care but  
23:20  
  
If your face got eaten by a bear  
23:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
That would put a damper on my day  
23:21  
Daisy Kay  
I would just be happy and relaxed that you are finally here  
23:21  
  
but I mean  
23:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww....  
23:21  
Daisy Kay  
I would care about you being in pain obviously but  
23:21  
  
just sayin  
23:21  
  
I am gonna be a lot less stressed out with you around  
23:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well I'm still putting white strips on them  
23:21  
  
<3  
23:21  
  
I'll be a lot less stressed there  
23:22  
  
I really can't wait  
23:22  
  
I have actually encountered a bear before...  
23:24  
  
All my attempts at urban exploring go terribly wrong...  
23:24  
  
A bear's growl is a scary fucking thing in the middle of the woods at 1 in the morning....  
23:26  
Daisy Kay  
*holds you like a teddybear*  
23:26  
  
*chews on your hair*  
23:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
*snuggles against your chest and lets you chew*  
23:27  
  
*kisses your minty mouth*  
23:29  
   Wednesday, 21. May 2014 
Kommissar Mandar  
I want to cuddle that plushie : 3  
09:33  
Daisy Kay  
Hello cupcase.  
10:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
Oh hullo  
10:06  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDcjW1XSXN0  
10:07  
  
I'm watching this  
10:07  
  
And me and my buddy are just going back and forth of all the possibilities...if there was a nuclear reactor in Epcot  
10:07  
  
FALLOUT: DISNEY WORLD  
10:08  
Daisy Kay  
yeah I have watched all the industrial films from Disney  
10:08  
  
including the one about your period  
10:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
10:08  
  
I've watched that one  
10:08  
Daisy Kay  
that one is famous but  
10:08  
  
there's also a sex-ed one  
10:08  
  
that actually tells you that condoms help prevent the spread of disease  
10:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't think I've seen the sex ed one  
10:08  
  
but now I want to  
10:09  
  
There's just such an unsettling quality to all of these...that I just can't place  
10:09  
  
But it's there  
10:09  
Daisy Kay  
I can't find it right now  
10:10  
  
but I do remember it having like  
10:10  
  
little VD monsters in it?  
10:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
Oh god.....  
10:10  
  
That's just beautiful  
10:10  
  
Syphillis as represented by a langolier looking thing  
10:10  
Daisy Kay  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoJkzOK2GAk  
10:11  
  
kinda  
10:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yes YEEESSSSS  
10:12  
  
THIS IS A WAR STORY  
10:12  
  
Oh god, I cannot stop laughing  
10:13  
Daisy Kay  
yeah, towards the end they really do offer helpful advice  
10:14  
  
lightyears ahead of anyone else  
10:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
But by the end I would be laughing too hard to notice  
10:15  
Daisy Kay  
instead of just saying "BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF IF YOU EVER HAVE SEX"  
10:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah....  
10:15  
  
You know I've never been into the Fallout games (though I played the shit out of Elder Scrolls)  
10:16  
  
But  
10:16  
  
I would buy FALLOUT: DISNEY WORLD in a heartbeat  
10:17  
  
All the animals in the animal kingdom becoming fucked up mutant hybrids  
10:17  
  
A creepy loop of Mickey's voice saying "DON'T FORGET TO VISIT THE GIFT SHOP"....to no one  
10:18  
  
I have a thing for abandoned amusement parks  
10:20  
  
abandoned anything, really  
10:20  
  
but abadoned amusement parks are where its at  
10:20  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
10:21  
  
me three  
10:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2011/12/chinas-abandoned-wonderland/100207/  
10:22  
  
I'm going here before I die  
10:22  
  
If it is the last thing I do  
10:22  
Daisy Kay  
if only Palace Of Depression was either still standing or still being rebuilt.  
10:24  
  
They have been trying to rebuild it for years.  
10:24  
  
The only thing that was still standing was the ticket booth.  
10:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've never heard of that place  
10:24  
  
It's in NJ too  
10:24  
  
oh wait no  
10:25  
Daisy Kay  
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3157/2555614605_42a5cc20c4_b.jpg  
10:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have seen this in Weird NJ  
10:25  
Daisy Kay  
I been here a lot  
10:25  
  
because it was just across the street!  
10:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
Holy shit....  
10:25  
  
That is the best hideout to have as a kid  
10:25  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
10:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
As an adult too....  
10:25  
  
I found an abandoned tree house in the woods by my house once  
10:27  
  
That was pretty cool, but not as cool as that  
10:27  
Daisy Kay  
this was a whole place made out of junk  
10:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's just amazing  
10:28  
Daisy Kay  
I do think it's interesting how New Jersey embraced its weirdness and has kept so many impossibly weird structures standing.  
10:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
The motto is  
10:30  
  
"Eh, we'll clean it up if it falls down...maybe"  
10:30  
Daisy Kay  
I think CowTown still exists.  
10:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
I was upset to hear they were finally knocking down Marlboro  
10:31  
  
It looks like it's still running pretty well  
10:31  
  
If I have the right Cow Town  
10:31  
  
http://www.cowtownrodeo.com/  
10:32  
  
This one?  
10:32  
Daisy Kay  
the 50 foot tall cowboy  
10:32  
  
where are the pictures of the cowboy?  
10:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080322184121/uncyclopedia/images/4/4b/Cowtown_cowboy.jpg  
10:33  
  
Jesus Christ....  
10:34  
  
It's like Vegas Vic's deranged brother...  
10:34  
Daisy Kay  
supposedly he was a Muffler Man  
10:34  
  
holding mufflers  
10:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wouldn't accept a muffler....that came from that  
10:34  
Daisy Kay  
pretty much all the muffler men were bought and repurposed  
10:36  
  
but the Cowtown Cowboy is probably the most famous.  
10:36     
Kommissar Mandar  
A cowboy...in the middle of NJ...  
10:36  
  
It just doesn't fit  
10:36  
Daisy Kay  
I wanna draw a muffler man  
10:38  
  
maybe later... time to eat and then animate.  
10:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
Do it  
10:38  
  
Make it horrifying  
10:38  
  
imma go shower  
10:42  
Daisy Kay  
that's some shower  
12:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol a nap got thrown in there  
12:48  
  
But I feel nice and fresh  
12:48  
Daisy Kay  
I was just pretendin  
12:48  
  
that you were showerin the whole time  
12:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's possible with me  
12:48  
  
The hot water feels so good on my back  
12:49  
  
A lot of times I just stand like a vegetable under it  
12:49  
  
I promise I won't use up your hot water though  
12:49  
  
I'm considerate with the bathroom when I live with people  
12:49  
Daisy Kay  
we can just bath at different times  
12:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
True, true  
12:51  
  
Shit  
12:52  
  
I wanna save in Phantasmagoria  
12:52  
  
But I don't want to get stuck in a loop of Don killing me to death  
12:52  
Daisy Kay  
yeah it's best to save BEFORE that part.  
12:53  
  
but never DURING  
12:53  
  
I was stuck on him strangling me  
12:54     
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah I'm saved before  
12:54  
  
And I don't want to save at any points in between  
12:54  
  
I'm guessing the secret elevator comes into play  
12:55  
  
because everywhere you go he just kills you  
12:55  
  
I do want to get Bad Mojo next if its available  
12:58  
  
The imagery stuck with me  
12:58  
Daisy Kay  
I kind of want to just play the original.  
12:59  
  
I prefer playing games how they were.  
13:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh yeah, you told me it was a remake  
13:00  
Daisy Kay  
in impressive 256 color  
13:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
I am guilty of only playing King's Quest remakes for the first 3  
13:00  
  
because I didn't want to deal with text commands  
13:00  
Daisy Kay  
They used some neat tricks to get as much out of it as they could using Quicktime 2.0...  
13:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
Was the music still as creepy?  
13:01  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
13:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
I would like it then  
13:02  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxXHNJD7wz0  
13:02  
  
This is one of my favorite boss themes of all time  
13:02  
  
I actually headbang to it  
13:03  
  
Ecco the Dolphin was notorious for making you memorize a fucking labyrinth in order to progress  
13:05  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHlNKzAL1TA  
13:06  
  
This shit  
13:06  
  
Is why I could not beat the first game  
13:06  
  
Meh, the Sega CD version took the music and ruined it  
13:07  
  
This is the last level too  
13:07  
  
You're so close...and then they just deny you..  
13:07  
  
Perhaps this game is where my fear of aliens came from  
13:09  
  
I was just so happy when I was playing this on an emulator in the computer club at high school  
13:10  
Daisy Kay  
ha ha c:  
13:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
And my buddy looks at me and says "That game used to scare me"  
13:10  
  
I'm like "I thought I was the only one...."  
13:11  
  
Yeah the only club I was in was computer club  
13:11  
  
I was much, much more socially introverted back then  
13:11  
Daisy Kay  
I wish I was in computer club  
13:13  
  
or av  
13:13  
  
or anything where the rich kids got in but I was denied access to  
13:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
Why would you be denied access to that?  
13:14  
Daisy Kay  
At least it's not like that anymore  
13:14  
  
because it's a class thing... or it was  
13:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
My high school wasn't like that  
13:14  
  
No one cared about how much money you had  
13:14  
Daisy Kay  
if you wanted to use the high-end equipment you needed connections.  
13:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's fucking horseshit  
13:15  
  
granted  
13:15  
Daisy Kay  
I know it's true because  
13:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
My school had nothing close to high end  
13:15  
Daisy Kay  
every student in the AV/newsroom class  
13:15  
  
was someone from a higher social status  
13:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
Where did you go to high school?  
13:15  
Daisy Kay  
When I tried to get it the teacher was like  
13:16  
  
"woah don't say it..."  
13:16  
  
like  
13:16  
  
You're not even allowed to talk about how the rich kids get everything they want.  
13:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
Oh fuck those assholes  
13:16  
  
My stepmom would have sued them  
13:16  
Daisy Kay  
Because Columbine  
13:16  
  
if you exhibit any kind of will to buck social trends you are a threat  
13:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
Heh, I was the columbine kid at all my schools  
13:17  
Daisy Kay  
and they could use columbine as an excuse to single you out.,  
13:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's fucked up  
13:17  
  
I mean, I didn't go to high school until way after that incident  
13:18  
  
I mean  
13:18  
  
My school did not have rules  
13:18  
  
A kid pulled out a huge ass hunting knife in the middle of Sociology class once  
13:18  
  
And started slicing up an apple  
13:18  
  
I shit you not  
13:18  
  
The teacher looks at him and says "Please don't eat in here"  
13:18  
Daisy Kay  
Remember the one episode of Beavis And Butthead where the kid had a gun and it was no big deal  
13:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha I do not  
13:19  
  
But now I want to look it up  
13:19  
  
But that's how my high school was  
13:19  
  
Chaos and anarchy  
13:20  
  
Art class  
13:20  
  
I was painting that famous McGrete painting  
13:20  
  
"This is not a pipe"  
13:20  
Daisy Kay  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V2OQ2M1xOA  
13:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
The kid next to me says "HEY CHECK THIS OUT"  
13:20  
  
And he pulls a bag of about a quarter of weed out of his pocket  
13:21  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
13:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
and holds it above the pipe  
13:21  
Daisy Kay  
hahaha  
13:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm fucking dying  
13:21  
  
Nothing is done about it  
13:21  
Daisy Kay  
*paints a picture of a nose* HEY LOOK *puts finger up to nostril*  
13:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
13:22  
  
Art class was insane as all hell  
13:22  
Daisy Kay  
man not only does that kid have a gun he's also smoking in class  
13:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
Everyone kept wanting me to draw boobs for them...  
13:23  
  
Yeah, that's basically my school  
13:23  
Daisy Kay  
that's pretty normal  
13:23  
  
draw boobs  
13:23  
  
draw me  
13:23  
  
draw me and girlfriend  
13:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
There was a secret alcove in the theartre  
13:23  
Daisy Kay  
draw us fuckin  
13:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
tee hee  
13:23  
  
You could climb up this treacherous arrangement of pipes to get up there  
13:24  
  
that's where everyone went to smoke weed  
13:24  
  
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/t1.0-9/10325292_1609789999245378_3814529543374791441_n.jpg  
13:25  
  
This is the only picture sadly I have of those days  
13:25  
  
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10363724_1609780612579650_6604646995150823506_n.jpg  
13:26  
  
And one of art class : 3  
13:26  
  
Kind of sad now that I look at it  
13:26  
  
That brunette in the background was raped by one of the teachers....  
13:27  
  
That was a huge problem in my school  
13:27  
Daisy Kay  
Jesus  
13:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
We lost 3 teachers in one year for sexual conduct with students  
13:27  
Daisy Kay  
I don't like how it's so dangerous just to be a kid in school  
13:28  
  
especially a girl  
13:28  
  
we just keep teaching kids there is a certain way to act  
13:29  
  
and it's always unhelpful  
13:29  
  
kids are even taught to shut up and be quiet  
13:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
I had only had a conversation with the rapist music teacher once  
13:29  
Daisy Kay  
no raising hackles  
13:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
But I could tell there was something off about him  
13:30  
  
He literally looked like Don from Phantasmagoria  
13:30  
  
oh yeah that bullshit  
13:30  
  
don't even get me started  
13:30  
  
I mean, at least in my school actions were taken against these people  
13:30  
  
Granted...more thourough background checks should have been done  
13:31  
Daisy Kay  
no fighting back  
13:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
But then again...people can just snap  
13:31  
  
You never know  
13:31  
Daisy Kay  
but, you know, no punishing anyone that fights you  
13:31  
  
These are the lessons I was given.  
13:31  
  
Be quiet, be polite, ignore it  
13:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
Exactly  
13:31  
  
HAHA  
13:31  
  
ignore bullying  
13:31  
Daisy Kay  
look the other way  
13:31  
  
let it happen  
13:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's the biggest sack of bullshit ever dumped on children  
13:31  
Daisy Kay  
they used to say "build character" but I think they are trying to reword that now  
13:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
You can't let it happen when the bully pulls a switchblade on you  
13:32  
Daisy Kay  
"fact of life"  
13:32  
  
"learn to deal with the real world."  
13:32  
  
I fought back a lot. I even physically got in three fights in my entire life  
13:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
http://ind.gmnews.com/news/2006-11-21/Front_page/013.html  
13:33  
Daisy Kay  
I don't want any children to do that.  
13:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
You stood up for yourself  
13:33  
Daisy Kay  
Some think "I had to deal with it when I was a kid!" like that's okay? No. I had to deal with it, and I want better for our future babies.  
13:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
You did what you needed to do  
13:33  
  
You can't change the human race.  
13:34  
Daisy Kay  
Fuck this bullshit about them being "soft."  
13:34  
  
You pass a softer blow through each generation. You don't make it more intense just because you got hit as hard.  
13:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
There are two kinds of people in this world, two kinds of people only two, there's the one staying put in his proper place and the one with his foot in the other one's face.  
13:35  
  
A song that I live by  
13:35  
  
When I was 12 I "dated" this boy  
13:35  
  
He was my first "boyfriend"  
13:35  
  
All we did was talk on the phone  
13:36  
  
But he said something to me that I'll remember for the rest of my life  
13:36  
  
"As long as there are two people left standing on this earth, one will have the need to dominate the other."  
13:37  
  
That's something I took with me for the rest of my life  
13:37  
  
And then my step mom wouldn't let me see him anymore because she "wasn't going to have a nigger lover in her house"  
13:37  
  
People are animals.  
13:38  
  
I've seen to much ugliness to believe otherwise  
13:38  
  
And it exists whether you're rich or poor  
13:39  
Daisy Kay  
well then!  
13:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm sorry  
13:40  
  
I didn't mean to take things to such a dark place  
13:40  
  
I have to say though  
13:41  
  
You're different  
13:41  
  
You're just...kind.  
13:41  
Daisy Kay  
haha it's okay I was  
13:42  
  
reacting to what your mom said  
13:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well to be fair  
13:42  
  
She has changed a lot since then  
13:42  
Daisy Kay  
I have had uncomfortable conversations with a few girlfriends about... how they'd feel dating outside their race  
13:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'd be lying if I said that talking to you didn't fracture my shell of cynicism  
13:43  
Daisy Kay  
one of them was like "oh I would never date a black guy" and when I asked why I kept getting the worst examples that were just stereotypes  
13:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
heh  
13:44  
  
Well my first boyfriend was black  
13:44  
Daisy Kay  
and another girl, that was half-black, really hated mexicans  
13:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
And I just felt so honored that he would even look twice at someone like me  
13:44  
  
He was so funny and popular  
13:44  
Daisy Kay  
She was like "YOU DON'T LIVE IN CALIFORNIA YOU DON'T KNOW HOW BAD THEY ARE"  
13:44  
  
Jesus Christ, lady  
13:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll never understand hate towards Mexicans  
13:44  
Daisy Kay  
CLEARLY  
13:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
I lived in AZ  
13:44  
Daisy Kay  
BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIVE IN CALIFORNIA  
13:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
And they were the kindest, most hardworking people  
13:45  
Daisy Kay  
WHERE IT'S "REALLY BAD"  
13:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
heh  
13:45  
  
Arizona can kick California's ass any day  
13:45  
  
We would always make fun of California  
13:45  
  
"Hey what's that tumor growing out of our state?"  
13:46  
  
As beautiful and perfect as it was  
13:46  
  
It was a place where you really did need to own a gun  
13:46  
  
And I...could never own a gun  
13:47  
Daisy Kay  
I couldn't carry a gun, even when I was in west Philly.  
13:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well I mean  
13:47  
Daisy Kay  
Instead I carried pepperspray and never had to use it  
13:47  
  
thank god.  
13:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have suicidal tendencies  
13:48  
  
I would not trust myself with a firearm, ever  
13:48  
Daisy Kay  
well yeah when I was at my worst I was around all these guns  
13:48  
  
because of my roommate  
13:48  
  
I had some willpower on my side  
13:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
Just a pull of the trigger  
13:48  
  
I asked my roommate to keep his locked up for that very reason  
13:49  
  
Kind of strange how we were both in such a similar situation  
13:49  
  
But yeah  
13:49  
  
AZ can go from paradise to post-apocalyptic thunderdome wasteland very quickly  
13:50  
  
Thankfully  
13:50  
  
I seem to have this...magic aura around me I guess...where people tend to not bother me  
13:51  
  
But I was in some crazy places....  
13:51  
  
lotta hard people giving you a lot of hard stares  
13:52  
Daisy Kay  
I can feel safe walking next to you.  
13:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
You can share my people-repellent aura : 3  
13:53  
Daisy Kay  
I dunno I just always feel safer if I'm walking around with a woman.  
13:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well you will be more than safe around me  
13:54  
  
I often have a knife or something on me  
13:55  
Daisy Kay  
and the larger the group the better  
13:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
And well....my teeth  
13:55  
Daisy Kay  
I mean, yeah, there's still harrassment, but they think twice  
13:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
My teeth can cut through throats  
13:55  
  
My mother, my sister, we all have the same large, jagged teeth  
13:55  
Daisy Kay  
*nibbles food*  
13:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't get harassed  
13:56  
  
I swear, I just have this aura  
13:56  
  
where people don't notice me  
13:56  
  
I have actually rescued a guy from the Church of Scientology  
14:00  
  
My buddy Jon  
14:00  
  
You see  
14:01  
  
When you get to be as high a rank as Jon was...they are not okay with letting you leave  
14:01  
  
And this poor kid....he was terrified  
14:02  
  
I had to basically smuggle him from Times Square to NY Penn Station  
14:02  
  
So I put him under my coat  
14:02  
  
And I told him "If they want you, they'll have to go through me"  
14:03  
  
And off we went  
14:03  
Daisy Kay  
aw  
14:03  
  
I like that story  
14:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
He made it to the train station  
14:03  
  
: 3  
14:04  
  
In retrospect, I have also been rather reckless  
14:05  
  
I have dated two very, very violent men  
14:05  
  
And I've dared them both to hit me  
14:05  
  
They would get pissed off to the point where they would be shaking their fists, looking at me with murder in their eyes  
14:06  
  
And I just said "Do it fucker, I fucking dare you, show me what a man you are, cocksucker."  
14:06  
  
They would always back down  
14:06  
Daisy Kay  
I was hit once but didn't report it. In retrospect I should have.  
14:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
aw who hit you?  
14:07  
Daisy Kay  
I dunno I have been pretty bad at pickin 'em.  
14:07  
  
but, that's not to say  
14:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
Who's face do I have to scar up?  
14:07  
Daisy Kay  
I'm not friends with exes  
14:07  
  
because I am easy to get along with  
14:07  
  
I refuse to let things end badly.  
14:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's better that way  
14:08  
  
I tried to be friends with one of my exes....and got my door kicked down on New Years Eve  
14:08  
Daisy Kay  
The idea that you can't be friends with an ex is absurd and it made up by horny guys who can't get over how they fucked up so they avoid some girl and call her names behind her back and convince everyone that "she is crazy"  
14:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
Oh, I was the craziest asshole in Keansburg  
14:09  
  
They all pulled that shit with me  
14:09  
Daisy Kay  
gaslighting  
14:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yup  
14:09  
  
I'm familiar with the term  
14:09  
  
Mind you  
14:10  
  
I do not hit unless it's defense  
14:10  
  
ever  
14:10  
Daisy Kay  
The good thing is that she at least felt bad about it but we knew we had to break up.  
14:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't see how anyone could hit you  
14:11  
Daisy Kay  
because they get angry and lose temper and I'm an easy target  
14:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
I could never raise a hand to someone as sweet as you  
14:12  
Daisy Kay  
I am fairly sympathetic when it comes to that sort of thing  
14:12  
  
I know the cycle of abuse. It's not OKAY, but not everyone is so strong.  
14:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
My temper....is broken  
14:12  
  
It is actually broken from all I've been through in life  
14:12  
Daisy Kay  
and going after someone weaker than you will give you a brief feeling of power.  
14:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
I am still a very cynical person  
14:12  
Daisy Kay  
It's too brief and short though. It's not right. I could never do it.  
14:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
But I'm the chillest cynical permamad asshole you'll ever meet  
14:13  
Daisy Kay  
Every time I have gotten angry at someone in my adult life, even if they were bigger than me, I could only yell... but I didn't even feel good about yelling.  
14:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
You have too good of a heart  
14:14  
  
I don't yell  
14:15  
  
except for when my door got kicked down....  
14:15  
  
then I fucking lost it  
14:15  
  
oh my god  
14:15  
  
I am in my bed  
14:15  
  
trying to rest  
14:15  
  
I had cut  
14:15  
  
I was drunk  
14:15  
  
but I just wanted to rest  
14:15  
  
BUT THEN HERE COMES TROY TO SAVE THE DAY  
14:16  
  
Fucker kicks in my door  
14:16  
  
and...then I must have had a Jedi take over my body  
14:16  
  
Because I FLEW out of bed and kicked it in the other way  
14:16  
  
And he's like "I'm not leaving till you open this door"  
14:17  
  
"Well you can fucking rot out there then"  
14:17  
  
And of all things  
14:17  
  
My step mom is like...."C'mon Mandy, just let him in, he just wants to talk to you."  
14:17  
  
I just said "A man has just barged in our home and tried to break down my door in my sleep what the FUCK is wrong with your brain?"  
14:18  
  
Jesus Christ...  
14:18  
  
The people I've dealt with in my life...  
14:19  
Daisy Kay  
I like the part where you kicked the door closed.  
14:19  
  
You're awesome  
14:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
I did!  
14:19  
  
aww  
14:19  
  
I will never explain how I did it  
14:19  
  
Adrenaline just took over  
14:19  
  
He didn't try the door again  
14:19  
  
Because he just was not expecting that to be my reaction  
14:20  
  
I mean fucking A, Daisy  
14:20  
  
In what situation would you ever deem that okay?  
14:20  
  
It's certainly not something I could picture you doing, ever  
14:21  
  
I feel so much older than I am  
14:22  
  
Because of the people who I've dealt with in my life  
14:22  
  
Actually now that I think of it  
14:23  
  
One boy did have the balls to punch me  
14:23  
Daisy Kay  
hmm  
14:23  
  
I should check out this bed for sale...  
14:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
I had confessed honestly to my friend Tom that I had taken Oxycodone after I promised him I wouldn't  
14:23  
  
And he just looked at me  
14:24  
  
And punched me right in the face  
14:24  
  
I'm like "Was that really necessary?"  
14:24  
Daisy Kay  
w3oah  
14:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooh  
14:24  
  
well I'm not picky  
14:24  
  
You can get me anything  
14:24  
  
whatever's cheapest  
14:24  
  
I swear I could write a book about Keansburg alone  
14:25  
Daisy Kay  
18 minute walk  
14:26  
  
that's what I'm lookin for  
14:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
whatever is easiest for you  
14:26  
  
heh heh  
14:38  
  
funny how after I tell that story  
14:38  
  
I find this picture  
14:38  
  
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/230702_1018617425972_5972_n.jpg  
14:38  
  
I mean we were just playing around there  
14:38  
  
But he took that fist to my face once  
14:38  
  
God...  
14:41  
  
So many people I know  
14:41  
  
Are in jail or dead  
14:41  
  
It's just...a very haunting feeling  
14:42  
Daisy Kay  
*pet pet*  
14:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
*purrs*  
14:43  
  
I hope Missouri has nice people...  
14:43  
Daisy Kay  
everyone is really respectful in PH... so far.  
14:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's good =)  
14:44  
  
Everybody gets nicer when you get out south or west  
14:45  
Daisy Kay  
hey  
18:23  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRBI6udN1vk  
18:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
Fuck books man..Fraggle Rock  
18:34  
  
I think I had these books  
18:34  
  
Okay, question  
18:34  
  
Do you remember the episode where the Fraggles decide to stop eating the Doozers little crystal scoffolding  
18:34  
  
The fraggle with the pigtails became like a Doozer activist  
18:35  
  
And the Doozers run out of room to build  
18:35  
  
And there's this scene of a mother Doozer hugging her children and she says..."When our space finally runs out...that's when we'll die..."  
18:36  
  
People think this was some kind of fever dream I had  
18:36  
  
But I assure you it wasn't  
18:36  
  
It almost sounds like one of those "lost episode" creepy pastas  
18:37  
Daisy Kay  
I remember something weird about them not eating the stuff  
18:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
But I swear I was sitting down before work and saw this  
18:38  
Daisy Kay  
that's about it  
18:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah!  
18:38  
  
I guess it was illustrating the same concept of taking a link out of the food chain and overpopulation of a species occuring or something  
18:38  
  
But the end was really fucking dark  
18:39  
Daisy Kay  
"The Preachification of Convincing John"  
18:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
A Doozer mother holding her children, comforting them in the face of imminent death  
18:39  
  
omg if you found it for me...  
18:40  
Daisy Kay  
oh  
18:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
OMG thank you!  
18:41  
  
I'm watching this whole thing  
18:41  
Daisy Kay  
I have Fraggle Rock for free on amazon prime  
18:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
=D  
18:41  
Daisy Kay  
season 1 anyway  
18:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
We have to watch it  
18:41  
  
I loved this show so much growing up  
18:42  
Daisy Kay  
I am just gonna skip ahead a bunch  
18:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
the episode I found isn't in English  
18:43  
  
But I found the scene!  
18:43  
Daisy Kay  
It seems more about...  
18:43  
  
not blindly following the directions of a religion just because you're told to  
18:44  
  
This guy is an evangelical preacher  
18:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yes, I forgot about the preacher dude  
18:45  
  
Pretty heavy message for Fraggle Rock lol  
18:45  
  
Weird...  
18:46  
  
The preacher dude in my story is named 'Honest Jon'  
18:47  
  
I wonder if I like...dug that out of my subconscious lol  
18:47  
Daisy Kay  
honest jon is a common name  
18:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, I know it's the name of a record company  
18:47  
  
And this guy on Youtube that reviews cars  
18:48  
Daisy Kay  
I like all those names  
18:48  
  
like  
18:48  
  
Sunny Jim  
18:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
I might change it since I'm re-writing the thing anyway  
18:48  
  
I just really like Honest Jon though  
18:48  
Daisy Kay  
Convincing Jon is just a play on the name  
18:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like compound names like that  
18:49  
  
Precious Roy  
18:49  
  
Safety Dan  
18:49  
Daisy Kay  
I just like the old-timey ones... Sunny Jim, Gloomy Gus...  
18:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol Gloomy Gus  
18:51  
  
Blech, I ate too much  
18:51  
  
I feel nasty now  
18:51  
Daisy Kay  
*rubs your tum tum*  
18:52  
  
*holds you in her lap as she animates.*  
18:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
*cuddles up against you and watches in fascination*  
18:52  
Daisy Kay  
I decided, the next mini ebook I do will be about cute creatures that are found in a trash can.  
21:50  
   Thursday, 22. May 2014 
Kommissar Mandar  
Aww : 3  
06:44  
  
Trash Crew  
06:45  
  
I love my stepmom  
08:36  
  
She throws a package at my chest  
08:36  
  
"HERE'S YOUR FUCKING DRUGS!"  
08:36  
  
I just take it  
08:37  
  
"IT'S NOT DRUGS, IT'S A DILDO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"  
08:37  
  
We both just start laughing...  
08:41  
Daisy Kay  
man I had a weird dream that  
08:51  
  
someone's mom kept asking her "are you kids going to an orgy to have lots of sex?"  
08:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
Oh, that was probably my stepmom  
08:52  
  
That's wild though  
08:52  
  
Do you know if they wound up having that orgy?  
08:53  
Daisy Kay  
we didn't get to the party I woke up before then  
08:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
08:54  
  
Those are the worst dreams  
08:54  
  
The cliffhangers  
08:54  
  
I had a dream about some weird shit last night but for the life of me I cannot remember it  
08:55  
  
I just remember waking up and thinking "thank god that was just a dream"  
08:56  
Daisy Kay  
It's amazing when a dream breaks through all my barriers  
08:56  
  
well, time to get dressed...  
08:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, I gotta eat breakfast and shower  
08:58  
Daisy Kay  
ello  
13:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
Heeyyy  
13:48  
  
I just totally wasted a trip  
13:48  
  
Because I forgot the bank cancelled my debit card  
13:48  
  
And of course Bank of America closes at 4 instead of 5  
13:49  
  
So that was annoying  
13:49  
Daisy Kay  
ah. Sorry...  
13:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's alright  
13:50  
  
How are you? How's your day going?  
13:50  
Daisy Kay  
I'm okay. Just made a wrap and I'm thinking about lookin at playtime for tossers  
13:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
What's that?  
13:51  
Daisy Kay  
Lark Of King Chairs  
13:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
Nice chairs....  
13:55  
Daisy Kay  
I have it on in the background  
13:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
background of what?  
13:56  
Daisy Kay  
I mean as I eat and work  
13:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
I think I'm confused  
13:57  
  
I'm thinking of chairs lol  
13:57  
Daisy Kay  
I hate when series are like, 22 episodes per season. That's too many... and 6 is too few. 10-13 episodes a season is ideal.  
13:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wish Game of Thrones was 22 episodes per season  
13:59  
  
10 is not enough for me  
13:59  
Daisy Kay  
it's called Lark Of King Chairs  
13:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
I can't find anything about it on Google  
14:00  
  
I just get...chairs  
14:00  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
14:00  
  
I'm speaking in riddle  
14:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
answer me these questions three  
14:00  
Daisy Kay  
using synonyms  
14:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
I see this ugly ass chair  
14:01  
  
that's $400  
14:01  
  
why would anyone buy such a thing?  
14:01  
Daisy Kay  
for a lark, probably  
14:02  
  
a lark and a larf  
14:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
hark, a lark  
14:02  
  
I think one of the best things I ever did  
14:03  
Daisy Kay  
so how are points scored in this game  
14:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
was furnish an entire apartment with used furniture from Vegas hotels  
14:03  
Daisy Kay  
woah cool  
14:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
omg it was  
14:03  
  
Like...I had the craziest lamp  
14:04  
  
I mean, I could only furnish my room  
14:04  
Daisy Kay  
well  
14:04  
  
you can pick whatever you want  
14:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
And my Roommate picked a bunch of boring shit for everywhere else  
14:05  
  
Like I would suggest things  
14:05  
  
and he'd say  
14:05  
  
THAT'S TOO BAROQUE  
14:05  
Daisy Kay  
mostly empty place.  
14:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
and I'm like  
14:05  
  
I'LL MAKE YOUR FACE BAROQUE  
14:05  
  
I mean I'm not too picky though  
14:06  
  
whatever's cheapest, that's my motto  
14:06  
  
that's where I got my 30 dollar mini fridge  
14:08  
  
that somehow worked  
14:08  
Daisy Kay  
I prefer functional above all else  
14:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
well of course  
14:09  
Daisy Kay  
while an ugly chair would not be bad it would be useless if it was uncomfortable or broken  
14:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sent file WP_20130810_008.jpg.  
14:11  
  
You can see some of the room there  
14:11  
  
Sent file WP_20130729_005.jpg.  
14:12  
  
Lit up at night...  
14:12  
Daisy Kay  
bring some taste to my house  
14:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
My butt is glowing...  
14:12  
  
heh  
14:13  
  
My sense of taste is usually not found to be desirable  
14:13  
  
Sent file WP_20130713_002.jpg.  
14:15  
  
So many couches...SO MANY cheap couches that were so nice...  
14:15  
  
and he picks...this one  
14:15  
  
I don't know, maybe you like it  
14:16  
  
But there were so much prettier ones....  
14:16  
Daisy Kay  
well maybe if you put something on it  
14:16  
  
like a knitted... thing  
14:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol nope  
14:16  
  
You just came home to that puke green monstrosity every day  
14:17  
  
and it was uncomfortable as all hell  
14:17  
Daisy Kay  
hopefully you will have a comfortable bed.  
14:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
Like I said, I'm really not picky  
14:17  
  
The drive is gonna be fun  
14:20  
  
I love long drives  
14:21  
  
They're just so relaxing  
14:21  
  
I cleaned out the car so it's....fit to have people in again  
14:21  
Daisy Kay  
Well as long as you're used to it.  
14:23  
  
Just pull over and nap if you get tired.  
14:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's the plan  
14:24  
Daisy Kay  
I get nervous about that. Two of my high school friends died that way.  
14:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
Falling asleep in the car?  
14:24  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
14:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's never happened to me in my 8 years of driving  
14:24  
  
The only time I ever got close  
14:24  
  
was when they had me on this weird medication that like...caused crazy bouts of drowsiness  
14:25  
  
And I dozed off behind the wheel and drove my car off the road  
14:26  
  
The next day I threw the shit out  
14:26  
  
And never came close to dozing behind the wheel again  
14:26  
  
The only drive I haven't enjoyed  
14:27  
  
Was driving from Vegas to Phoenix  
14:27  
  
For the very reason that my buddy was too tired to drive  
14:27  
  
When you drive between Vegas and Phoenix...you hit CRAZY mountain roads, thousands and thousands of feet above solid ground  
14:28  
  
I have a very bad fear of heights  
14:28  
Daisy Kay  
yeah.  
14:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's night time, dark  
14:28  
  
I'm driving a car I'm not familiar with  
14:28  
  
There's an 8000 foot drop to the left and right of me  
14:29  
  
You have to be going 80-90 to even survive  
14:29  
Daisy Kay  
noooo  
14:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
And there's a thunderstorm in the distance...  
14:29  
  
that's illuminating these desolate mountains  
14:29  
  
I'm just like....I'm going to die tonight.  
14:30  
  
I've never put more focused attention into driving in my life  
14:30  
Daisy Kay  
I can never drive in my dreams  
14:31  
  
I press on the break and I really have to press down hard to get a car to come to a full stop  
14:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
holy shit I have dreams like that too...  
14:31  
Daisy Kay  
wonder what that's all about  
14:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
Where the brakes don't work or for some reason I can't control my body  
14:31  
  
And I'm just careening helplessly down the highway  
14:32  
  
Those dreams scare the shit out of me  
14:32  
  
Maybe they're about like....fear of losing control, I guess?  
14:32  
Daisy Kay  
a couple times  
14:32  
  
I have cruise control on but I am resting in the back seat  
14:33  
  
and then I think "wait why am I doing this"  
14:33  
  
and I scramble back to the front seat haha  
14:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
14:33  
  
Do you ever have dreams where your teeth fall out?  
14:33  
Daisy Kay  
everyone does.  
14:34  
  
it is the same as falling  
14:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
Seriously!  
14:34  
Daisy Kay  
everyone has that dream  
14:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
Everyone I know has had that dream  
14:34  
Daisy Kay  
an interesting twist...  
14:34  
  
my mouth was full of teeth  
14:34  
  
like a hundred teeth  
14:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
Kind of like my mouth  
14:35  
  
that's crazy...  
14:35  
  
I do have extra teeth in real life  
14:35  
Daisy Kay  
your mouth and teeth and gums so pretty  
14:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh bullshit  
14:35  
  
they're terrible  
14:35  
Daisy Kay  
no, I want them.  
14:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
I was actually on my way to go buy white strips for them  
14:36  
Daisy Kay  
It's not the color I care about, but the size.  
14:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, they're big  
14:36  
Daisy Kay  
Big features are ideal.  
14:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
real big  
14:36  
  
aw : 3  
14:36  
  
See I've never been in a fight  
14:37  
  
So I don't know how I would fare if I ever had to defend myself  
14:37  
Daisy Kay  
the more I lose weight  
14:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
But  
14:37  
Daisy Kay  
the more I realize just how massive my head is.  
14:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
I think to myself, I may not be able to hit  
14:37  
  
But these teeth could fuck somebody up  
14:37  
Daisy Kay  
My head is very big, not just for my body.  
14:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't think so at all  
14:37  
Daisy Kay  
haha you seen it!  
14:37  
  
it's hard to buy hats  
14:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've seen you, I've seen pictures of you  
14:38  
  
I don't think your head is out of proportion  
14:38  
Daisy Kay  
sometimes posing next to people... it looks funny  
14:38  
  
haha I remember one picture I took with this girl, back when I was fatter  
14:39  
  
and it looked like a number 10  
14:39  
  
one skinny head next to a fat head ha ha  
14:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
14:39  
Daisy Kay  
I'm sorry, I can look back on it and laugh  
14:39  
  
okay  
14:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
well it's good that you can  
14:39  
  
I find...nothing wrong with any part of you  
14:39  
Daisy Kay  
I have an old pair of pants hanging in the closet in the spare room.  
14:40  
  
they're huge.  
14:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm not gonna lie, I've known some people with....bizarre proportions  
14:40  
  
you look fine  
14:40  
  
Ha!  
14:40  
  
You can do the Jared  
14:40  
Daisy Kay  
okay I believe you!  
14:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sorry, I just know a good looking person when I see one = P  
14:41  
Daisy Kay  
one time I wore them (with a belt) and I felt like Hammer  
14:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
Bringin back the ol' parachute pants  
14:41  
  
I have a similar pair of pants  
14:42  
  
not to that extent though  
14:42  
  
they're just really baggy...from my bigger days  
14:42  
Daisy Kay  
*lifts you up*  
14:45  
  
*carries you around*  
14:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/197202_5706124165_4587_n.jpg  
14:45  
  
these days...  
14:45  
  
I'll bet you could pick me up like a feather  
14:46  
  
one of those rare...130 pound feathers....  
14:46  
  
god...  
14:47  
  
Why the hell was my face so fat back then...  
14:47  
  
thank god that's over  
14:47  
Daisy Kay  
your face looked pretty even then  
14:49  
  
gosh  
14:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww...: 3  
14:49  
Daisy Kay  
part of the reason I wore turtlenecks was to hide my diminishing jawline.  
14:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wish I had not been so absurd at to bleach my hair....  
14:50  
Daisy Kay  
It's back now but I still like turtlenecks.  
14:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'd have a lot more hair today  
14:50  
  
Yeah, I noticed that you're always dressed to the nines  
14:50  
  
like...completely covered  
14:50  
Daisy Kay  
well in cold weather usually, yes.  
14:51  
  
if it is under 70.  
14:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
I am cold blooded  
14:52  
  
The AZ summer heat did not even bother me  
14:52  
Daisy Kay  
I read an article that said the reason women percieve the air as colder is because their fingertips are (on average) smaller and more slender.  
14:52  
  
but their core body temperature is slightly higher  
14:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm just one of David Icke's lizard people  
14:53  
  
that's why I like heat  
14:53  
Daisy Kay  
I think we will be compatable for air temp.  
14:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
I can always bundle up too  
14:54  
Daisy Kay  
I am sure we are the same temp.  
14:54  
  
My body is unusual and in some cases I am okay with it.  
14:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
My body temp varies I think  
14:55  
  
because of my fibro  
14:55  
  
Are there coyotes out there?  
14:56  
  
I almost hit one with my car in AZ  
14:56  
  
thing just ran right out in front of my car  
14:57  
Daisy Kay  
there are foxes  
14:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
awwww  
14:58  
  
One of my favorite animals  
14:58  
Daisy Kay  
when they make out  
14:58  
  
it sounds like a woman being murdered  
14:59  
  
haha  
14:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
That fucking rules  
14:59  
Daisy Kay  
It scared me the first time  
14:59  
  
I was like "JESUS WHAT'S HAPPENING DO I CALL THE COPS?"  
14:59  
  
but I listened closer and it was... foxes.  
14:59  
  
I also saw some green eyes  
14:59  
  
just sorta bouncing around in the darkness  
14:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
That was Slenderman  
15:00  
  
My buddies telling me how there are all these lizards in his garage right now  
15:02  
  
This was the house where the scorpion ran over my feet  
15:02  
  
I would feel so sad, because there were all these dead lizards at the bottom of the pool...  
15:02  
  
He lives basically IN the desert  
15:03  
Daisy Kay  
oh cool  
15:03  
  
when I went to the bank  
15:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm walking down the street...there's a 5 foot long snake next to me  
15:03  
Daisy Kay  
I saw three lizards scurry into the bricks.  
15:03  
  
so cute.  
15:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
You have lizards there?  
15:04  
  
I would have never thought you'd have lizards there  
15:05  
Daisy Kay  
why?  
15:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
Isn't it rather temperate there?  
15:06  
  
doesn't get too hot  
15:06  
Daisy Kay  
well I saw em  
15:06  
  
today at least  
15:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's fuckin rad  
15:06  
Daisy Kay  
I wonder if I can pull up that cute snake from my vine...  
15:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love snakes  
15:07  
  
I saw the vine of yours where it snowed  
15:07  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
15:08  
  
https://vine.co/v/hKWuJ5PMwAO  
15:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
My comp...can't even run it  
15:09  
  
it's so broken  
15:09  
  
wait'll you see this sad thing  
15:10  
  
toolbars, pop ups everywhere...runs as fast as dial up  
15:10  
Daisy Kay  
https://vine.co/v/bl5WDnYdLLm  
15:11  
  
oh  
15:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh there we go  
15:11  
  
If I didn't see a rattle I would pick it up  
15:11  
Daisy Kay  
Ssss  
15:12  
  
The way you can tell which snakes are friendly or poisonous is by their head and eye shape... which seems cartoony  
15:13  
  
round eyes and round features = FRIENDLY! evil eyes and sharp features = EVIL!  
15:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
heh, that's funny  
15:14  
  
The snake I saw in AZ was about the length of my body  
15:14  
  
so I wasn't gonna fuck with it  
15:14  
  
I love bats too  
15:15  
  
3 bats got in my house at the same time once  
15:15  
  
It was beautiful  
15:15  
  
My stepmom was screaming her head off...I was just sitting there playing N64 thinking...this rocks  
15:16  
Daisy Kay  
cute  
15:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
They were very cute, too  
15:19  
Daisy Kay  
I wish I could have pets that... lived outdoors.  
15:19  
  
like  
15:19  
  
they would just come to visit me  
15:19  
  
bats, foxes, snakes, dragons, demons, ghosts  
15:20  
  
hahaha  
15:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well if that's the case  
15:20  
  
I'd go straight for a Hyena  
15:20  
  
We would chill, have a few laughs  
15:21  
  
have a pet Ghost Dad  
15:22  
Daisy Kay  
lots of nipples in that first episode.  
15:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
what??  
15:22  
Daisy Kay  
I told you, I'm watchin the show  
15:22  
  
in the background, as I draw  
15:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah  
15:22  
  
I remember Rockos Modern Life  
15:23  
  
Really Really Big Man  
15:23  
  
"Stare into my nipples of the future..."  
15:23  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
15:25  
  
they actually did sneak nipples into that show.  
15:25  
  
just dots.  
15:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yes  
15:25  
  
I remember distinctly  
15:25  
  
When they get the tricked out lawnmower  
15:25  
  
There's a shot of a bunch of fairies in the grass  
15:26  
  
showing straight up boobage  
15:26  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
15:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's amazing what they got away with in that show  
15:26  
Daisy Kay  
that was the first time I heard a kid's show character say "my god" instead of "gosh." It felt good to hear it.  
15:26  
  
I just roll my eyes at "gosh." I mean "oh my god" is only offensive to the wimpiest christians.  
15:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
I didn't even catch that  
15:27  
Daisy Kay  
They're both in that suck-o-matic episode  
15:27  
  
I think, at the start, they're watching some show and the reporter goes "oh my god, he's opening fire! Aaaa!"  
15:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
15:28  
Daisy Kay  
and then later when Heffer finds the potato chip and says "my god!" because it's a rare chip from the 70s or something  
15:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
I remember that scene  
15:29  
Daisy Kay  
Actually that episode was intense.  
15:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah, the suck o matic was the lawnmower too, right?  
15:29  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
15:29  
  
it could groom your pet  
15:30  
  
or remove its balls  
15:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
I remember that!  
15:30  
  
it showed a minus sign and two tennis balls  
15:30  
Daisy Kay  
it did everything  
15:30  
  
I read the story about how he got the show and it's... actually really sad.  
15:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
Really?  
15:31  
Daisy Kay  
I got teary eyed.  
15:31  
  
yeah.  
15:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
aw  
15:31  
  
in a nutshell, what happened?  
15:31  
Daisy Kay  
I wish I could find the full story somewhere...  
15:32  
  
but  
15:32  
  
wait  
15:32  
  
okay I can't find it, but  
15:33  
  
He was really depressed and his wife wasn't doing too well either. He made a big gamble and basically gave the show to Nick as it was, which wasn't really kid-friendly, thinking they'd turn it down. Nick actually took him up on the offer and he got the job.  
15:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
15:36  
  
Well its a happy ending  
15:36  
Daisy Kay  
well  
15:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
His life got better  
15:36  
  
And we got one of the greatest cartoons of all time  
15:36  
Daisy Kay  
as soon as he started making the show  
15:36  
  
his wife commited suicide.  
15:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh...  
15:37  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah.  
15:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well that's pretty terrible  
15:37  
Daisy Kay  
So he had to do this show in the wake of that.  
15:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
If I were him...I don't think I could  
15:38  
Daisy Kay  
There is some despair that's in the show that can be noticable.  
15:38  
  
And the Ralph Bighead character is like his stand-in.  
15:38  
  
Just working on this show while being totally miserable.  
15:38  
  
He actually did quit at some point, I think around the last season?  
15:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
I truly give him props for being able to work through that  
15:39  
Daisy Kay  
The guy who made Spongebob ran the final season.  
15:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
=(  
15:39  
  
Well that's a downer  
15:39  
  
Interesting fact though  
15:39  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah.  
15:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm amazed the show was as funny as it was...with that and all  
15:40  
  
Like me and my buddy used to joke about that one Fraggle Rock episode with the Doozer's dying  
15:40  
Daisy Kay  
It could be dark.  
15:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
saying "what, was Jim Henson's wife divorcing him that day or something?"  
15:41  
  
but shit  
15:41  
Daisy Kay  
at times.  
15:41  
  
Especially the first season.  
15:41  
  
He basically had no experience making stuff for kids.  
15:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
He gave us...so much though  
15:41  
Daisy Kay  
it's an anomly in Nick shows. All the characters are adults and not very child-like.  
15:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well the show was basically about young adulthood  
15:42  
Daisy Kay  
I liked it for that. I liked seeing a show about a guy who was an adult.  
15:42  
  
I wanna make shows for kids. The two shows I am most focused on getting made are an adult web series and a kiddie tv series. The adult show is Star Girl Rainbow Squad about a group of immortal 1000-year-old gaurdians that are like Sailor Moon/Rainbow Bright.  
15:44  
  
And the kiddy show I wanna make is Wizzy, the little wizard girl.  
15:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love Wizzy  
15:45  
Daisy Kay  
not only a strong female lead, but a black girl too. I really wanna push for something like that on TV.  
15:45  
  
black girls don't have enough... or any... protagonists on tv.  
15:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't think I've seen any in kids cartoons  
15:45  
Daisy Kay  
The only one I can think of is that Disney show the Proud Family.  
15:46  
  
It was pretty boring though.  
15:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wasn't a fan of it  
15:47  
  
Didn't really bring anything new to the table  
15:47  
  
I can't even remember a damn thing that happened in it, guess that goes to show  
15:47  
Daisy Kay  
I have it all planned out like  
15:48  
  
her mother and grandmother are witches but she wants to be a wizard, which they think is totally cool.  
15:48  
  
I want her dad is be some regular guy.  
15:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
I see it making it  
15:49  
Daisy Kay  
In Hollywood they are okay with pairing interacial couples, but only if it's white guys with black women.  
15:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
You have a unique style of humor  
15:49  
Daisy Kay  
So I was thinking her dad can be black and her mom is a light-skinned witch.  
15:50  
  
I just want to just  
15:50  
  
I mean...  
15:50  
  
I'm not trying to force a MESSAGE  
15:50  
  
It's just that  
15:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
Make a cartoon where nobody gives a fuck about race or gender  
15:50  
Daisy Kay  
I don't see this shit, and it makes me mad.  
15:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
like me  
15:50  
  
I don't give a fuck about race or gender  
15:51  
Daisy Kay  
I hate seeing the same white faces  
15:51  
  
on every show  
15:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
I hate everyone equally  
15:51  
  
jk  
15:51  
Daisy Kay  
I hate seeing a show about multicolored characters... coming in a rainbow of color  
15:51  
  
but NO ONE is brown  
15:51  
  
What the fuck are they so afraid of  
15:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
People man...  
15:52  
  
There's just so many fucked up people in this world...  
15:52  
  
Who don't get it  
15:52  
Daisy Kay  
I even wanna sneak in a couple gay characters, just on the sly.  
15:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
Just fucking do it  
15:53  
Daisy Kay  
as long as I never refer to them as gay I can get away with it  
15:53  
  
and then LATER say "yeah he/she is gay."  
15:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
Kind of like Jeff and Tony from Earthbound  
15:53  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
15:53  
  
like that.  
15:54  
  
there was one other guy that did that  
15:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
Paranorman  
15:54  
  
right?  
15:54  
Daisy Kay  
oh that was overt  
15:54  
  
and cool.  
15:54  
  
I am talkin about tv shows though, where it never happens  
15:54  
  
Craig Bartlett, the guy who made that boring show Hey Arnold  
15:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
But it pisses me off too...that it never happens  
15:55  
Daisy Kay  
came out once to say that Arnold's teacher was gay  
15:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
But again  
15:55  
  
There's just too may fucked up people in this world....  
15:55  
Daisy Kay  
I thought that was p cool  
15:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
Dumbledore was gay too  
15:55  
Daisy Kay  
yeah, that's novels and movies.  
15:55  
  
not a tv show.  
15:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
True  
15:56  
Daisy Kay  
I wanna slip it in a kid's cartoon. And the thing is  
15:56  
  
you don't have to make it obvious  
15:56  
  
Because that's not how it works.  
15:56  
  
Gay people don't float around or all wear lumberjack shirts  
15:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like how that dude in wizzy wanted to be a girl  
15:57  
Daisy Kay  
a straight girl can be butch. A straight boy can be effeminate.  
15:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
and you just...had it happen  
15:57  
Daisy Kay  
haha yeah  
15:57  
  
Ricky  
15:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
A girl who dresses 'girly' can be butch  
15:58  
  
Like  
15:59  
  
No one could understand me as a child  
15:59  
  
Blonde, dolled up, into princesses...and writing stories where people got their spines ripped out.  
16:00  
Daisy Kay  
A straight girl with short hair, loose flannel, muscles  
16:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
I liked barbie and mortal kombat  
16:00  
Daisy Kay  
I believe that's every girl, honestly. I think the pink doll girls are a minority. Most girls are either into hardcore or, even more likely, a mixture of all things.  
16:01  
  
When I was growin up my friends were NOTHING like the girls on tv.  
16:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
My sister was like the girls on TV  
16:02  
Daisy Kay  
and this is how Lauren and Jaylen are  
16:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
They're fucking adorable  
16:03  
  
I hope I get to meet them  
16:03  
Daisy Kay  
they love their ponies and princesses but also enjoy zombies and hardcore video games.  
16:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's how my one friend was who lived across the street  
16:03  
Daisy Kay  
Children should be allowed a choice.  
16:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
I agree  
16:04  
  
Except with guns...  
16:04  
Daisy Kay  
Plenty of boys would love to play with toys that are houses and dolls and female figures  
16:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
Don't give a 7 year old a gun...  
16:04  
Daisy Kay  
but they're told they are not allowed  
16:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
I saw this happen at a shooting range once  
16:04  
Daisy Kay  
boo  
16:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
She dropped it...loaded  
16:05  
  
But in all seriousness  
16:05  
  
It's like that one comic of yours  
16:05  
  
"stuff is just stuff"  
16:05  
  
That's the way I feel  
16:06  
  
heh  
16:06  
  
it reminds me  
16:06  
  
The day everyone in the Keansburg crew admitted  
16:06  
  
"We all wanted Sky Dancers...."  
16:06  
  
alright  
16:13  
  
I'm gonna hit up Path Mark  
16:13  
  
get this crap right this time  
16:14  
Daisy Kay  
mark your path  
16:14  
  
*gentle hug around your neck*  
16:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
16:15  
  
*nuzzles your chest*  
16:15  
Daisy Kay  
maybe not a gun, but giving a sword to a little girl is fine.  
16:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
I got my first sword at 14  
17:27  
  
I got this whitening kit  
17:28  
  
3 shades whiter in one hour  
17:28  
  
I'm just gonna sleep with it on  
17:28  
Daisy Kay  
whaaat  
17:28  
  
no don't do that  
17:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
Why?  
17:28  
  
I don't wanna have to not use my mouth for an hour  
17:28  
  
consciously  
17:28  
Daisy Kay  
you could swallow it.  
17:29  
  
it's not safe.  
17:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
alright  
17:29  
  
I won't sleep with it  
17:29  
Daisy Kay  
sorry I fret  
17:29  
  
I'm a mother at heart.  
17:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
If you didn't fret, you wouldn't care  
17:29  
Daisy Kay  
I wanna protect  
17:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'd rather have you fret  
17:29  
Daisy Kay  
haha c:  
17:29  
  
now see, if it was the dissolving kind that would be another story  
17:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
naw  
17:30  
  
it's a tray  
17:30  
  
I'm not expecting a miracle but any improvement would make me happy  
17:31  
Daisy Kay  
do whatever you want as long as it's safe.  
17:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
aw, it's safe  
17:34  
Daisy Kay  
I'm no longer using the hair bleach.  
17:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
Hair bleach is the worst thing for you  
17:34  
  
just ruins your hair  
17:34  
Daisy Kay  
Every time I did I would feel my eyes water.  
17:34  
  
I WANT to ruin my hair  
17:34  
  
my terminal hair.  
17:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
I soooo wish I had never done that  
17:34  
Daisy Kay  
I want my head hair to be safe.  
17:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
What exactly are you trying to do?  
17:35  
  
Terminal hair?  
17:35  
Daisy Kay  
Trying to get patches of facial and body hair to be more like peach fuzz.  
17:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
ooooh  
17:35  
  
yeah bleach is no good for you  
17:35  
Daisy Kay  
too dark. Too red. It's called "terminal" when the hair does not change color or grows back quickly.  
17:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
Anything that burns you that hard can't be good for you lol  
17:36  
  
that's all my body hair  
17:36  
  
that's why I have to shave daily  
17:36  
  
I wish I could just...make it stop  
17:38  
  
but I'm sure that costs more than I'm willing to spend  
17:38  
Daisy Kay  
I would love to  
17:38  
  
put my hand... on your stubble.  
17:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
plus I already decided  
17:38  
Daisy Kay  
rub my face on it.  
17:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
well...I wouldn't stop you  
17:38  
Daisy Kay  
Feel the prickly sensation of your leg on my face.  
17:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
all I'd have to do is not shave for like 2 days  
17:39  
  
I'd love to feel your nice smooth face on my leg  
17:39  
  
You're welcome to it  
17:40  
Daisy Kay  
I'd like to take care of you  
17:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
You can...do anything you like to me, really.  
17:41  
  
I want you to take care of me  
17:41  
  
I've never been taken care of  
17:42  
Daisy Kay  
dress you up, give you a bubble bath  
17:42  
  
feed ya little sandwich wraps or grilled chicken  
17:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
That sounds...incredible  
17:42  
  
I want that.  
17:43  
  
What would you dress me up in?  
17:43  
Daisy Kay  
haha *blush.* I just wanna pamper you sometimes. You're adorable.  
17:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww : 3  
17:45  
  
You're making me blush, for real  
17:45  
  
Will you hold me?  
17:46  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah.  
17:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
I really love just...being held.  
17:47  
Daisy Kay  
me too.  
17:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
What else would you like to do with me?  
17:48  
Daisy Kay  
I like really  
17:48  
  
soft stuff.  
17:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
My boobs are soft  
17:48  
Daisy Kay  
hehe  
17:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
You could rest in them  
17:48  
Daisy Kay  
I just mean, not too much into straight up intercourse, but  
17:49  
  
you ever lie in bed with someone  
17:49  
  
masturbating next to them  
17:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've never done that, but I want to  
17:50  
Daisy Kay  
touching yourself, sometimes touching them back  
17:50  
  
looking at each other now and then.  
17:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
I honestly like foreplay better than intercourse...  
17:50  
Daisy Kay  
yeah.  
17:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
just touching....  
17:50  
  
playing together  
17:50  
Daisy Kay  
all that touching and licking and kissing  
17:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's better, really  
17:51  
Daisy Kay  
sucking on the nipples  
17:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
You don't know how that gets me....  
17:51  
Daisy Kay  
I haven't met a single one that didn't like it.  
17:52  
  
and it's great, because I love doing that.  
17:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well again...I would not stop you  
17:53  
Daisy Kay  
though you're the first person I have ever known with pierced nipples.  
17:53  
  
I mean,  
17:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
Really?  
17:53  
Daisy Kay  
known like that  
17:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
I actually had to do it  
17:53  
Daisy Kay  
yes?  
17:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
Because I have inverted nipples  
17:53  
  
So I had to pierce them to make them look normal  
17:53  
  
I think you'll like it  
17:54  
Daisy Kay  
aw.  
17:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
I keep the rings simple  
17:54  
  
not too much glits and extra metal  
17:54  
Daisy Kay  
I have seen them like that too  
17:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
I didn't like it  
17:54  
Daisy Kay  
it's your choice.  
17:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wanted more aesthetically pleasing nipples lol  
17:54  
Daisy Kay  
I think too often someone goes "aw why did you do that just be happy with how you are!" Oh my god shut up, you don't get to decide for them  
17:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
Do what you want to your body  
17:55  
  
its yours  
17:55  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah  
17:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
But um...where do you like to be licked?  
17:56  
Daisy Kay  
no one gets to tell you what you do to your body. As long as it doesn't harm you just do whatever you like  
17:56  
  
heh heh *blushes* I dunno... I'm a mystery...  
17:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like it basically anywhere  
17:57  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
17:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
Is there anything that triggers you?  
17:58  
Daisy Kay  
I don't think so.  
17:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just never want to do anything that brings back any bad memories  
17:58  
Daisy Kay  
trust me, you can't  
17:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's good =)  
17:59  
Daisy Kay  
You're not a giant man.  
17:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm glad for that lol  
17:59  
Daisy Kay  
I'm  
17:59  
  
I think that men are cute and all, but only certain types  
18:00  
  
and even then it's hard for me to trust them  
18:00  
  
I got messed up bad.  
18:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
I know.  
18:00  
  
I don't know what you went through personally, I never will  
18:01  
  
But I know how it feels to be afraid to come home every night  
18:01  
  
because someone doesn't understand what "no" means  
18:01  
Daisy Kay  
Well then I think you at least have some idea  
18:02  
  
but  
18:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
Everyone's experience is subjective  
18:02  
Daisy Kay  
I'm glad you didn't just  
18:02  
  
yeah  
18:02  
  
You know how it is probably to have someone go "I know what that's like."  
18:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
but this guy...he would shove his hands down my shorts and just have his way  
18:02  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah  
18:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
I do  
18:03  
Daisy Kay  
I was not scratched, even a little  
18:03  
  
He was too careful.  
18:03  
  
I just had to suck his dick, get cummed on, and forced to shower right away  
18:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
Jesus  
18:03  
Daisy Kay  
*winces*  
18:03  
  
bleh  
18:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
If the guy wasn't already dead probably  
18:03  
Daisy Kay  
BUT ENOUGH OF THAT  
18:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'd have him taken care of  
18:04  
Daisy Kay  
ha ha  
18:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm serious.  
18:04  
  
I trust you though  
18:04  
  
I trust you completely  
18:04  
Daisy Kay  
*the young prissy prince bows gently* thank you my queen.  
18:04  
  
My what a lovely sword you have  
18:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
And I will never do anything to hurt you  
18:04  
  
You know that right?  
18:04  
Daisy Kay  
Does it have a name  
18:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll never take a picture of you  
18:04  
  
heh  
18:05  
  
The Keansburg Kleaver  
18:05  
Daisy Kay  
c:  
18:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll never speak of what we do to anyone  
18:05  
Daisy Kay  
I like wussy princes for some reason.  
18:05  
  
Little whiners  
18:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
You'd love Prince Joffrey from Game of Thrones  
18:06  
Daisy Kay  
protective queens  
18:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
Both a wuss and a sadist at the same time  
18:06  
Daisy Kay  
Well maybe if he wasn't such a dick  
18:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like evil queens better than princesses  
18:06  
Daisy Kay  
if he was just a crybaby and not a dick.  
18:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
I find that crybabyness and dickishness often go hand in hand  
18:07  
Daisy Kay  
*A tiny little Daisy girl holds a sword to your crotch.* Beg for mercy, little boy.  
18:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
In every dick, there is often a wailing crybaby  
18:08  
Daisy Kay  
*throws her hair back and laughs up at you.*  
18:08  
  
Man I have so many revenge fantasies  
18:08  
  
involving bigger men  
18:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
All I write about are brutal deaths  
18:09  
  
lets compare  
18:09  
  
give me some inspiration  
18:09  
Daisy Kay  
nah  
18:10  
  
my men just cower and soil their pants and then I treat them like big babies.  
18:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha  
18:10  
Daisy Kay  
non-literal emasculation.  
18:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've done that...metaphorically to men  
18:10  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
18:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh, my emasculation was very literal  
18:10  
Daisy Kay  
gulp!  
18:11  
  
you cut off their balls?  
18:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like to say I've won two fights  
18:11  
  
I wish  
18:11  
Daisy Kay  
that's what I meant by  
18:11  
  
non-literal  
18:11  
  
haha  
18:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
I did it in spirit  
18:11  
  
You can cut off a man's balls without cutting off his balls  
18:11  
Daisy Kay  
the emotional kind of emasculation.  
18:11     
  
~  
18:11     
Kommissar Mandar  
that's what I did  
18:12  
Daisy Kay  
I like  
18:12  
  
emotional torture.  
18:12  
  
physcological abuse.  
18:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
heh  
18:12  
Daisy Kay  
spanking is nice though.  
18:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
I dared a murderer to kill me once.  
18:12  
  
As you can see, I won that bluff  
18:13  
  
One of my exes killed a man  
18:13  
Daisy Kay  
well I don't dare anyone to stab me knowing very well someone will do it if they are crazy enough.  
18:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
He was sorry for it, or so he says  
18:13  
Daisy Kay  
*rubs their hand*  
18:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just...do not have fear  
18:13  
Daisy Kay  
You can barely see it.  
18:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
the scar?  
18:13  
Daisy Kay  
yeah, I was so little at the time.  
18:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
=(  
18:14  
  
I'm sorry to hear that...  
18:14  
  
Heh, you're gonna have fun with me if you fret over people  
18:15  
  
In all truth and honesty  
18:15  
  
I do reckless things...a lot  
18:15  
  
I don't even remember what me and that guy were fighting about  
18:16  
  
But he stood up and I stood up  
18:16  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
18:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
And I looked him in the eye  
18:16  
Daisy Kay  
I just imagine you dancing on a bridge  
18:16  
  
and I'm like "come on baby!"  
18:17  
  
"come down, baby!"  
18:17  
  
"don't do thaaat"  
18:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
And I said "Go ahead, kill me, kill me like you did the homeless man you cocksucker...you'd only be giving me what I want...you don't have the balls to do it...you know you don't..."  
18:17  
  
Ah man, he was so close to hitting me  
18:17  
  
But he backed down  
18:17  
  
Heh, you're imagination isn't far from the truth in some cases  
18:18  
  
It's like I say  
18:19  
  
'someone up there clearly wants me alive, because by all rights I shouldn't be'  
18:19  
  
I think in spirit I'm a big brother  
18:21  
  
I'm like...very protective of people I care about  
18:21  
Daisy Kay  
You are my big sister.  
18:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
18:22  
  
Some kid threw rocks at my cousin once when we were kids  
18:22  
  
I choked that fucker out  
18:23  
  
a boy much older than me too  
18:23  
  
You're not gonna have any problems with me around  
18:24  
  
*kisses your cheek*  
18:25  
Daisy Kay  
*sets you in their lap as they animate*  
18:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
yaaay *smiles and claps*  
18:37  
  
gonna get to watch the magic happen  
18:37  
Daisy Kay  
*bounces you on their knee.*  
18:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
weee : 3  
18:59  
Daisy Kay  
I'm only at episode four here.  
19:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
what exactly are you animating?  
19:33  
Daisy Kay  
gaming guyz  
19:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah  
19:34  
Daisy Kay  
and watching this show at the same time  
19:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
I find having something on in the background helps me focus  
19:35  
  
weird how that works  
19:35  
  
I'm watching it now  
19:39  
  
There is something about rotating hats that gets me every time...  
19:40  
Daisy Kay  
It's so much work because I redesigned them and I am making them much more animated.  
19:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm sure it'll be worth it  
19:42  
Daisy Kay  
*nuzzles the top of your head.*  
19:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm *purrs*  
19:57  
  
I love my hair and scalp being touched : 3  
19:58  
  
like a doggie  
19:58  
  
Are all the voices yours edited?  
19:59  
Daisy Kay  
no. I don't do many voices, but when I do you can usually tell which ones are pitched downward and which ones are not even me. Well, I dunno, I can tell which voices aren't me anyway  
20:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
I can tell you did the google glass voice  
20:03  
Daisy Kay  
it sounds so weeeeird though?  
20:04  
  
I just don't have a very deep voice  
20:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well it sounds weird because you don't sound that way in real life  
20:05  
Daisy Kay  
so when it's pitched down it sounds so alien to me.  
20:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
I would play around in Sony Vegas and do the same thing to my voice just for shits n giggles  
20:06  
Daisy Kay  
I mean  
20:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
it is really weird hearing your own voice pitched down  
20:06  
Daisy Kay  
https://vine.co/v/Melw9iKlhEi  
20:06  
  
There's no... modules or whatever that's just  
20:06  
  
no effects haha  
20:06  
  
I usually don't let people hear it like that  
20:07  
  
haha  
20:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
I will be perfectly honest  
20:07  
  
Before I really knew about you  
20:07  
  
I did not think your voice was real  
20:07  
  
I thought 'hey this guy makes a cute voice the whole time, that's pretty funny'  
20:08  
Daisy Kay  
once in a school play  
20:08  
  
I did a character using my real voice  
20:08  
  
and people were like "no way..."  
20:08  
  
I always mumbled and muttered before  
20:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well, your voice is very unusual, but in a good way  
20:08  
  
very unique  
20:09  
  
Very nice to listen to  
20:09  
  
I hate my own voice  
20:09  
  
In my old office I would have to host webinars and they were recorded  
20:10  
  
and I'd be like "oh god is that what I sound like to people...?"  
20:10  
Daisy Kay  
I like it.  
20:11  
  
I'll just listen to you all night  
20:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww...  
20:12  
  
You'd listen to my Joisy stoner sounding drivel for that long? : 3  
20:13  
  
Yeah, I've been told I sound like a stoner  
20:15  
Daisy Kay  
you sound found  
20:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
though  
20:15  
  
I'll never forget  
20:15  
  
When I got in my car accident, the first word I said when I stepped out was "duuuuuuuude"  
20:16  
  
So I suppose folks are right lol  
20:16  
  
oh god this is terrible  
21:16  
  
this whitener feels so weird in my mouth  
21:16  
Daisy Kay  
sorry  
21:50  
  
hi, I came home  
21:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
Where'd you go?  
21:51  
Daisy Kay  
I was at work but I went home. I was there pretty late today.  
21:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh wow I thought you were home lol  
21:52  
  
*kisses your snoot*  
21:54  
Daisy Kay  
*wrinkles snoot* he he  
21:55  
  
hello.  
21:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
*will you give me a bath, Mama Daisy?*  
21:56  
Daisy Kay  
*Your little sister calls from the porch "Amadeus! Mama says to get your butt back inside right now!" The scrawny little girl puts up an intimidating front, even getting on her tippy toes a bit. "Come on, stop being such a child, you need a bath!" She makes sure she's nice and loud so that maybe the neighbors will hear.*  
21:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
((gotta rinse this crap out))  
21:59  
  
*Mamaaaaa not so loud! I don't want them to know you still give me baths...she blushes*  
22:03  
Daisy Kay  
*Your little sister giggles. Mama sticks her head out the window "Maddy you listen to your sister! If you were half as mature as her then maybe I wouldn't have to give you baths myself!"*  
22:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
*uuuuhg fine! Amadeus comes inside, stomping his feet the entire time*  
22:06  
Daisy Kay  
*Your little sister Zinny follows behind you. "bath time for Maddy!" Mama stops you at the door. She spins you around and checks your pants. "Amadeus you are absolutely filthy! How long were you playing outside like this? Hmm?" She tugs you by your arm "Just how old are you?" Zinny is giggling even more, following behind "Maddy's a baby, Maddy's a bay-beee!" she chants.*  
22:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
*I'm...14! I can do what I want!*  
22:10  
  
*Just...get me in the tub and lets get this overwith...*he tries to sound reluctant but a flush comes over his cheeks*  
22:11  
Daisy Kay  
*Mama sighs. She yanks your pants down right in the middle of the kitchen. "Well you're acting like you're FOUR. Just look at this mess!" She looks down at you, letting you stand there with your butt and privates exposed to her and your sister.*  
22:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
*MooOOOOM!! the GIRLS are watching!*  
22:12  
  
*Amadeus sobs* *Why do you always have to embarass me like this?*  
22:13  
Daisy Kay  
*Your little sister is little more than half your age. She grins a toothy grin, knowing all about boys. She stares right at your dirty cock and balls. "Can I give him his bath, Mama? Can I?" Mom smiles and nods at Zinny. Zinny grabs your hand and makes you walk awkwardly with your pants around your ankles. It's difficult to move as you have to make small but quick steps. "Come on, poopypants, time for little boys to get their bath!" She beams proudly.*  
22:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Moooom noooo* *Amadeus trudges down the hallway, head held down in shame, stumbling over his poop stained pants*  
22:17  
  
*Mama Daisy, you can't let the girls wash me! THis is humiliating! I don't want them touching my boy parts*  
22:17  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny smiles broadly across her cute little freckled face. She helps you out of the your pants the rest of the way and tosses your briefs in the trash. She takes some baby wipes from under the skin and clears away the mess from your rear end. "How come ya didn't come inside and use the toilet, Maddy?" your sister asks, looking up at you.*  
22:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
*I don't know! It just...happens* *I have trouble controlling it, just stop talking to me about it, okay!*  
22:20  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny grins wickedly. She grabs your cock with her hand and looks up at you "I bet it's because of this. Little boys are such babies!" She giggles. She holds her hand there for a moment, watching you squirm. She lets go and guides you into the bubble bath. "Come on, in ya go. Gotta scrub you up!" She takes a bar of soap and lathers up her hands. Your sisters always seem to love watching you squirm and cry like a big baby.*  
22:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
*ZInny!! Don't touch me there!* *Mooom tell her not to!*  
22:24  
  
*Maddy is just at the age where his body is beginning to speak for itself, and he closes his legs tightly, trying to hide the stiffness in his cock*  
22:25  
Daisy Kay  
*Mama calls from the kitchen "How do you expect to get clean if she can't touch it?" Zinny narrows her eyes a bit and leans forward "yeah, you need to get clean, don'tcha?" She rubs her small hand over your chest and watches your face. She looks down in the water, the soap bubbles obscuring your erection for now, but she knows what's going on down there. She reaches a hand into the water and grabs your shaft, giving it a little tug. "Do you like this or something, Maddy?"*  
22:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
*NO I DON'T! NO I DON'T! Maddy cries, but it's no use, his stiff cock betrays him, growing harder with his little sister's strokes*  
22:29  
  
*Pleeaaase, Zinny, you shouldn't...*  
22:29  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny licks her teeth a bit. "You fuckin perv. I'm your little sister!" She whispers in your ear. She reaches behind you with her other hand and starts scrubbing your bottom. You feel her fingers rubbing right against your tight butthole. She stares right at your adorable blushing face.*  
22:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Maddy gasps audibly when Zinny touches his butthole...that's one of his favorite places to be touched...he prays that it escaped his little sister's notice, but he knows he's been caught as he stares up at her smug expression*  
22:33  
  
*Zinny could you...touch me there again?*  
22:33  
  
*He knows there's no escaping his situation, so he just gives in..*  
22:34  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny feels hot between her legs, her little hairless cunt getting a surge of excitement. She presses her thighs together. She does a better job of hiding her arousal than you. She presses her fingers to your hole and slowly pushes in. She gets a determined look on her face as she fingers your ass. The rest of her hand rubs between your crack. She strokes your dick slowly, wanting to draw out your agony and pleasure.*  
22:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Maddy just squirms, gasping, completely lost to ecstacy. His cock begins to twitch in her soft, little hand*  
22:38  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny wrinkles her little freckled snoot a bit. She lets out a little happy noise from deep in her throat. She wriggles her fingers around inside you. She leans forward and kisses the side of your face. She hopes her other sister isn't watching her. She's too caught up in the moment to stop now. "Good boy, Maddy. Tell your sister how much you like it..."*  
22:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
*I'm sorry, I'm such a dirty, rotten, pervert, but I love it...I love the way it feels...please. don't. stop.*  
22:42  
  
*Maddy's cock jerks wildly and sprays hot cum into the tub*  
22:43  
  
*semen mixes with bathwater and Maddy breathes heavily*  
22:43  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny licks her lips as she watches the big loads of cum just rise to the surface. "Awww, what a goood boooy!" she coos in your ear. She pulls her fingers out of your butthole quickly. It's a bit surprising. She reaches for the drain and lets the water go down before you get yourself all sticky. She looks at your face. "I hope you never grow out of this." She leans forward and kisses you right on the lips.*  
22:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Heh, I don't think I ever could*  
22:46  
  
*Maddy just lies there, face red half from hot water and half from lust*  
22:47  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny helps you out of the tub and rubs the towel all over your body. She hums softly. "Amadeus, do you remember what Mama said last time... if you had another 'accident,' hmm?" She looks up at you rubbing the towel against your chest. She admires her big brother's beautiful naked body.*  
22:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
*No...what did she say?*  
22:49  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny sets the towel on the floor. She points down "Lie down on your back, baby brother." She stares right into your eyes.*  
22:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
*....oh..kay...*  
22:51  
  
*Maddy does as he's bid, nervous as to what's to come next*  
22:52  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny giggles excitedly, going under the sink. She wiggles her butt behind her and then comes back up, holding a large unfolded pamper. She slides it under your butt. She sprinkles baby powder into her hands and then rubs it into your skin, humming sweetly.*  
22:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
*oh come on, I'm 14! I don't need diapers!, Maddy protests, whining*  
22:56  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny looks you in your eyes "but you still poop your pants!" she raises her voice at the end. You hear giggles coming from the hallway. She folds the diaper up between your legs and secures it tightly.*  
22:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Fiiine...just don't tell anybody..okay?* *Though Maddy will never admit it, he's relieved that he doesn't have to worry about defocating in his pants anymore*  
22:58  
  
*He actually kind of likes the way it feels*  
22:59  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny helps you back on your feet and pats your cute padded crotch. She leads you down the hall where your other sister points and laughs. She takes you into the kitchen where Mama is setting the table. "Look, I changed Amadeus's pants too!" Mama smiles "I'm so proud of you Zinnia!" Zinny beams happily and sits at the table next to her pampered big brother.*  
23:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Quit laughing at me! It's not like I like wearing this thing, okay!* *even though at heart, he does and he knows it*  
23:03  
Daisy Kay  
*your other sister teases "baby pants, baby pants!" Zinny turns her snoot up "now now, he can't help it!" she says, pretending to be all mature. This just causes more giggles at the dinner table. Mom leans over your plate and cuts your meat for you. She takes a fork and guides the meat to your mouth "Come on, Amadeus, eat up."*  
23:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
*But...he sobs...I'm old enough to feed myself...I'm in eigth grade...* *Maddy knows his pleas will get him nowhere and succumbs to his mommy and sisters, eating the food of the fork in his mommy's hand*  
23:07  
Daisy Kay  
*Mama smiles sweetly, wiping your mouth. "When you prove to us that you can behave like a big kid then maybe I'll treat you like one. Open wide!" She shovels more food in your mouth. Zinny eats her food neatly, watching as you get fed by Mama.*  
23:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
*As embarassed as Maddy is, being treated like such a big baby in front of his sisters, he does kind of like way mommy feeds him*  
23:11  
  
*He continues to eat his food as Mama Daisy feeds him*  
23:12  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny finishes her food "Can we play dress up with Maddy when he's done eating?" Your other sister chimes in "yeah!" Zinny hops from the table and bounces around in the living room. You watch your sisters playing as you get fed the rest of your meal.*  
23:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Oh come on!! I'm too old to play dress up! And what if they dress me up like a girl again? Please Mama, don't let them do this...*  
23:15  
  
*Amadeus looks beseechingly up at his mother, the light blue frilly dress they made him wear the last time fresh in his mind*  
23:16  
Daisy Kay  
*Mama grins and pats your butt, pushing you towards the two tiny girls. They take your hands and lead you to the play room. Zinny undresses herself, pulling down her overalls and lifting up her shirt until she's only in her undies. She puts on a pink fairy princess dress. "I'm your faaaairy godmother!" she says in a sing-songy voice, "What kind of outfit would you like to wear to the ball?" It seems like she's giving you a choice.*  
23:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Can't I just wear pants and a T-shirt?*  
23:20  
  
*Maddy knows there's no way they'll let him wear anything regular*  
23:21  
Daisy Kay  
*"Sissy, get the prince some pantalooons!" Zinny says all goofy. The girls pull some tights over your legs and up around your waist. It looks a little silly with the bulk just buldging out around your butt and crotch. Zinny then pulls a fancy top on you. It's not girl clothes, but it is very frilly around the cuffs and chest. "Ah, what a handsome prince you are now." Your little sister extends her hand "May I hove this donce?"*  
23:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
*I look so stupid!! Why do you always want to embarass me?*  
23:25  
  
*I don't wanna dance!*  
23:25  
  
*As old as Amadeus tries to act, he whines like a baby whenever he gets upset*  
23:26  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny looks up at you, blushing "You don't look stupid, you look cute... I mean... handsome." She gives you an honest smile. She extends her arms again.*  
23:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Maddy actually feels quite flattered by his sister's complement, even though he still feels ridiculous in these clothes. With a sigh, he takes his sister's hand and follows her lead*  
23:28  
Daisy Kay  
*The smaller girl puts her head on your chest as she holds your hand. Her other hand reaches behind you and is placed firmly on your butt. She dances slowly as your other sister plays some cutesy song on a kiddie-size 45 player.*  
23:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Maddy moans slightly at his sister's touch..he loves his rear end being played with so much that he can't hide his obvious pleasure. His heart starts to pound and he hopes his little sister doesn't notice*  
23:33  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny looks up at you with dreamy green eyes. She's clearly having fun playing with her big brother, glad he's not out hanging with other kids his age, just staying hom and playing with her. You have to go to the bathroom again, only this time you can feel it coming. Zinny notices you squirming and she can even feel your erection poking against her through the layers of pampers. "What's the matter, young prince?"*  
23:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
*I...I have to go to the bathroom..*  
23:37  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny tucks her lips in and tries to hide her obvious joy. "Well, are you going to try and make it to the royal potty, ooor..." she trails off, looking into your eyes.*  
23:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
*I'll try but...I really have to go bad, it just hit me*  
23:39  
  
*Maddy releases his sister's hand and makes for the bathroom...but trips over his own feet, shitting himself in the process*  
23:40  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny rubs her thighs together, looking at your pained expression. She enjoys seeing you struggle with this simple task. She follows behind you and watches as you fall over "Oh! Maddy, are you alright?"*  
23:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
*He simply lays there on the floor, feeling his diaper fill*  
23:41  
  
*I'm okay but...he looks with tears brimming in his eyes at the mess he's made of his pampers..*  
23:41  
  
*I'll never be able to use the bathroom like an adult*  
23:41  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny rushes up to you. She pats the seat of your pampers. "Hey, that's why you got these on..." She pulls off your tights and sets them aside. She inspects your diaper. "It's okay. See? If you were still in boy boy undies this would be a lot messier." She pulls your arm, "Come on, let's play some games!" She pulls you back into the play room.*  
23:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Maddy sniffles, smiling at his sister's comforting words. Okay.*  
23:44  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny looks around. She makes sure we're all alone. "Here... this'll make you feel better..." She hums a little tune and starts lifting up her dress. Slowly she raises it above her head, showing her smooth chest and little panties to you. She sways her hips side to side.*  
23:46  
  
((he he *blushes* I can't think of where else to go. I just had so much fun teasing you *licks your cheek*))  
23:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
((mmm *falls sleepily into your arms*))  
23:48  
Daisy Kay  
*rubs your butt*  
23:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
((I like the way you tease me))  
23:49  
  
*purrs*  
23:49  
Daisy Kay  
*gets an evil look, pressing her hand hard against your rump.*  
23:49  
  
*licks your ear. "You're a naughty little boy..."*  
23:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
((I really cannot resist being touched there...in and around))  
23:49  
  
*what do you do to naughty little boys...?*  
23:50  
Daisy Kay  
*leans down and rubs her face against your crotch.*  
23:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
*mmm...what are...what are you going to do, sis? Maddy asks as he becomes stiff again.*  
23:54  
Daisy Kay  
*She keeps rubbing her face between your legs, feeling your erection even through the layers of padding. "Mmm. You're such a dirty boy, aren't you?"*  
23:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
*I know...I'm a pervert...but I can't help it..*  
23:57  
  
*I love the way you touch me down there*  
23:57  
Daisy Kay  
*Lets out a strained whimper, feeling her crotch get all warm and sticky. She collpases on top of you and tries to catch her breath.*  
23:58  
   Friday, 23. May 2014 
Kommissar Mandar  
*Maddy reaches her hand down and feels his sister's wetness*  
00:00  
  
*I guess I'm not the only one who's a pervert, hiuh sis?*  
00:00  
Daisy Kay  
*licks your face, smiling. "At least I'm not a baby."*  
00:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Being a baby...has it's perks..*  
00:02  
  
*Maddy lowers his head and begins to suck on his sister's small, tender nipple*  
00:03  
Daisy Kay  
*Shivers a bit as you hold her little nipple up to your mouth. "ah! Stop, you'll get me going again!"*  
00:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Maddy ignores his sister's plea and sucks even harder, grazing her tiny nipple with his large teeth*  
00:04  
  
*He quickly whips his head back and starts on the other one, taking it deep into his mouth*  
00:06  
  
*slowly, he rakes his nails, very long for a boy's, up his sister's thigh*  
00:10  
Daisy Kay  
*sighs and gives you a minty kiss*  
00:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
*slips tongue into your mouth*  
00:12  
Daisy Kay  
*nuzzles snoots with you  
00:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
*rests her head in the crook of your neck*  
00:14  
Daisy Kay  
*rubs your back* Aww. Cutie.  
00:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
*purrs*  
00:17  
Daisy Kay  
*gently drums on your back*  
00:20  
  
sleepy bee.  
00:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
*that feels so nice...*  
00:21  
  
*curls up against you*  
00:21  
Daisy Kay  
*pet pet*  
10:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
Oh hullo  
10:04  
  
*curls up at your feet*  
10:04  
Daisy Kay  
My tummy hurts.  
10:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
10:05  
  
*throws a blanket over you and cuddles you up*  
10:05  
  
what'd you eat?  
10:05  
Daisy Kay  
Same stuff I just feel anxiety... welp... *sits at desk and gets to work*  
10:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
aw, over anything in paticular?  
10:06  
Daisy Kay  
ehhhh  
10:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
*massages your shoulders*  
10:10  
  
I gotta bake a cake for my stepmom's birthday party  
10:13  
  
lets see if I can't fuck up a box cake  
10:13  
Daisy Kay  
I am sure you wont.  
10:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
heh, we'll see  
10:16  
  
Are you okay? =(  
12:25  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah.  
12:26  
  
I'm okay now.  
12:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
Who's face do I need to scar up?  
12:26  
  
(kidding)  
12:26  
Daisy Kay  
no one, don't worry.  
12:26  
  
*pet pet*  
12:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
*sits on your lap*  
12:27  
Daisy Kay  
*bounces you in his lap* hello, little lady.  
12:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't like seeing you upset =(  
12:27  
  
How's work going?  
12:28  
Daisy Kay  
slowly. I'm a little hungry.  
12:29  
  
Also, I'm watchin a blonde guy get a golden crown.  
12:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
In...real life?  
12:29  
  
(I hope)  
12:29  
Daisy Kay  
it was molten gold.  
12:30  
  
"crown" is another word for head so technically he got a golden crown.  
12:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm not even sure what to picture lol  
12:31  
Daisy Kay  
Gold head, not a very effective bond villain.  
12:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
Gold Headroom  
12:32  
Daisy Kay  
I told you I started watchin the Thrown Games in the background.  
12:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
wow  
12:32  
  
It took me 2 days to get that joke  
12:32  
  
I'm fucking slipping  
12:32  
  
I had no idea what you were watching yesterday lol  
12:32  
Daisy Kay  
king chairs  
12:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
I can feel the joke...flying over my head...as it shits on my face like a seagull...  
12:35  
Daisy Kay  
I should force myself to eat.  
12:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
the dude getting goldheaded is beautiful  
12:35  
  
have a yogurt  
12:35  
  
that's what I always do when I don't want to eat, but I want my stomach to stop eating itself  
12:36  
  
which is a lot  
12:38  
  
*hugs you from behind*  
13:11  
Daisy Kay  
How'd you get back there?  
13:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
Because I'm that street. *Slowly tilts hat backwards*  
13:15  
Daisy Kay  
*leans forward, crosses his legs.*  
13:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
*kisses your eyebrows*  
13:19  
Daisy Kay  
*looks up with glistening hazel eyes.*  
13:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
*hides her face behind her hands and giggles*  
13:21  
Daisy Kay  
*wipes his eyes a bit and puts on a little smile*  
13:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
*sits on your lap and snuggles up against your chest*  
13:24  
  
You shouldn't force yourself to eat  
13:25  
  
You'll get sick =(  
13:25  
Daisy Kay  
I had a sandwich. I managed to choke it down. If I do not get more than 1500 calories I get sicker.  
13:25  
  
Ideally I should be eating 1800-2000 a day.  
13:26  
  
but when I am stressed I don't eat, and that is far more dangerous.  
13:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
keep crackers on your desk  
13:27  
Daisy Kay  
I have wheat thins.  
13:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
I never eat the way I should...  
13:28  
Daisy Kay  
I am trying to breath... slow...  
13:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
What's stressing you? =(  
13:29  
  
Just work stuff?  
13:29  
Daisy Kay  
it's just stuff in general.  
13:30  
  
I'll always tell you  
13:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
Aw, you don't have to if you don't want to  
13:31  
  
I just like to help where I can, if I can  
13:31  
  
Imma go dry my hair and make this cake happen  
13:33  
  
*kisses you on the forehead*  
13:33  
Daisy Kay  
I'm done work and I'm home.  
18:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
eeyyyy  
18:32  
  
How are you?  
18:32  
Daisy Kay  
airing out in front of the fan  
18:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
Is it that hot there?  
18:33  
Daisy Kay  
no?  
18:34  
  
I was just jogging home.  
18:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh wow  
18:34  
  
I can jog...a block maybe  
18:34  
  
Or maybe more, I don't know  
18:34  
  
it's been a while since I jogged anywhere  
18:35  
  
My stamina ain't great  
18:35  
  
I can drive you to work, if you like  
18:36  
Daisy Kay  
I loooove walking  
18:37  
  
that's why I walk.  
18:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
I getcha  
18:38  
  
I used to have a job in walking distance, and I swore to myself I'd start walking to work....but only did it about once  
18:39  
  
I just could not gather up that kind of energy in the morning  
18:39  
  
I'm dicking around in MS paint now  
18:40  
Daisy Kay  
You should use the pencil tool  
18:42  
  
That way when you do a flood-fill you wont get any aliasing  
18:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
really?  
18:43  
Daisy Kay  
If your computer wasn't so busted I would send you PaintTool SAI.  
18:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah, I hate that shit  
18:43  
Daisy Kay  
You could really learn some neat tricks with it.  
18:44  
  
well... I'll just install it when you're here.  
18:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, I'm gonna try and do what I can with the computer before I leave  
18:44  
  
or just say fuck it and factory reset it like I always do lol  
18:45  
  
My mom fixed it up last time but I really don't feel like driving to Long Island  
18:45  
Daisy Kay  
I like to fix.  
18:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
Really?  
18:49  
  
hah, you should see this thing  
18:49  
  
just pop ups and toolbars everywhere  
18:49  
  
shit just starts downloading of its own accord  
18:49  
Daisy Kay  
I wonder if I have anymore anti-virus licenses left  
18:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've got viruses  
18:50  
  
spyware  
18:50  
  
malware  
18:50  
  
this always happens  
18:51  
Daisy Kay  
someone sure does like her porno  
18:51  
  
it's okay, I can fix it.  
18:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
ooooh ye  
18:51  
  
heh  
18:51  
  
Mostly the problem is torrents and ROMs  
18:51  
Daisy Kay  
I have the know-how  
18:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
I remember when I was complaining that the comp was so broken that I couldn't play TF2  
18:52  
  
my buddy just says "You traded the ability to play TF2 for a Phillips CDi emulator...how do you feel?"  
18:53  
Daisy Kay  
my home computer does not play games.  
18:53  
  
I could try, but, it's not just not as powerful as my old machine that died.  
18:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
The laptop I have is actually pretty good  
18:56  
  
I just kill things  
18:56  
  
I can't complain about a machine that has an entire beer spilt on it...and survives somehow  
18:58  
  
the only thing wrong with it is that the screen flickers, that's why I have an extra monitor for it  
18:59  
  
but other than that...it survived lol  
18:59  
Daisy Kay  
*stretches and kicks his legs*  
19:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
*massages your tired legs*  
19:01  
Daisy Kay  
*grabs you and pulls you into a hug and cuddles you like a teddybear.*  
19:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
19:03  
  
I like bear hugs  
19:04  
  
*snuggles up*  
19:04  
Daisy Kay  
*rubs hardness against you*  
19:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh my...  
19:06  
  
*snuggles butt against your hardness, wiggling around*  
19:07  
Daisy Kay  
hrmm. *thinks*  
19:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
watcha thinkin bout? : 3  
19:09  
Daisy Kay  
pathetic boys  
19:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
pffft  
19:12  
  
I've known my share of them  
19:12  
  
I'm actually kind of irked  
19:13  
Daisy Kay  
they're only cute in our imaginations.  
19:13  
  
what happened?  
19:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
nothing, really  
19:13  
  
My neighbor showed me this comic...it wasn't that bad  
19:13  
  
but it was like  
19:13  
  
one of those "girl uses her body to get out of a traffic ticket" type things  
19:14  
  
It takes A LOT to offend me  
19:14  
  
but...I've been the butt of that joke many times  
19:15  
  
The boy I had living under my roof had once told me "You'd be absolutely nowhere if it wasn't for your tits."  
19:16  
Daisy Kay  
when a guy makes a joke like that I seriously think he wants to be a hot chick.  
19:16  
  
but he has no idea how hard it is  
19:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
Heh, with my neighbor it wouldn't surprise me  
19:16  
  
When that son of a bitch said that line to me  
19:17  
Daisy Kay  
You're so lucky you have boobs and a nice ass I wish I had boobs and a nice ass then I could get away with anything  
19:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
There have been few times in my life I've felt that kind of rage  
19:17  
Daisy Kay  
It's not something that can be turned off or on.  
19:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
This came from a little unemployed boy who I was basically taking care of, him and his friend so his friend wouldn't starve  
19:18  
Daisy Kay  
your boobs and butt are with you always, which means you can't just use them to get your way...  
19:18  
  
you also have to put up with creeps... weirdos... stalkers...  
19:19  
  
and guys that think you're either a bitch or a slut.  
19:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
Oh...I'm the craziest bitchiest whoriest slut in Keansburg  
19:19  
  
anyone will tell you  
19:19  
  
I am the craziest though  
19:19  
Daisy Kay  
so yeah, I am sick and tired of this attitude that "hot girls" have it "easy."  
19:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
Especially when they work hard and have to put up with unimaginable shit and their looks have nothing to do with anything  
19:20  
  
I won't even repeat what I said to him  
19:21  
  
But I brought him to tears that day  
19:21  
  
That's another one I always dared to hit me  
19:21  
  
I just told him "go ahead...leave nice big marks all over my face. Watch me and my family end you afterwards..."  
19:22  
  
He never did  
19:23  
  
I can stare a person down pretty well  
19:23  
  
I'll bet you can too  
19:24  
  
You have very striking eyes.  
19:24  
Daisy Kay  
*nuzzles the top of your head*  
19:24  
  
Anyway, I meant pathetic boys as in the cute kind, the fun to control kind.  
19:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
heh, I don't think I've ever seen one of those in real life  
19:26  
  
But, they're fun to play with  
19:26  
Daisy Kay  
They don't exist.  
19:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
No, no they don't.  
19:26  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy plays with his pitiful wiener.*  
19:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
*I'd call your wiener anything but pitiful = P*  
19:27  
  
*strokes*  
19:27  
Daisy Kay  
~  
19:30     
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy is used to her brother's antics...she knows he may very well be in there, but lets him think that he's gone unnoticed...this should be entertaining*  
19:32  
Daisy Kay  
?  
19:35     
Kommissar Mandar  
*As hard as you try to contain yourself a soft whimper escapes your lips...Mandy stares directly into your eyes, smirking knowingly, but not alerting the other girls.*  
19:37  
Daisy Kay  
???  
19:39     
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy says nothing but one of the girls scrunches her nose and cries out..."Eww! What's that smell!"..they all turn their eyes to the closet...Mandy rises to her feet and begins striding to the closet door. You know the game is up.*  
19:42  
  
*Mandy smiles slyly and opens the door...revealing your shame to everyone*  
19:42  
Daisy Kay  
oh~  
19:45     
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy claps her hands and directs the crowd's attention to her. "Girls...what do we do with little babies that can't control their bowels?"*  
19:47  
  
*The girls all look to one another, each one grining more menacingly than the last. "Diaper the baby!", Mandy shouts. All the girls chime in, chanting louder and louder "Diaper the baby! Diaper the baby! Diaper the baby!"*  
19:49  
Daisy Kay  
t  
19:51     
Kommissar Mandar  
*Promises of a pathetic baby boy mean nothing to me...*  
19:53  
  
*Mandy unceremoniously rips the crying boy's pants off, dragging him along and giving him a rug burn in the process*  
19:55  
Daisy Kay  
~  
19:57     
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy, not satisfied enough with the abject humiliation the boy is in, believes he deserves a more severe punishment...*  
19:59  
  
*Without warning, Mandy lunges forward and straddles the sobbing boy, placing her hands around his throat..*  
20:00  
Daisy Kay  
~  
20:01     
  
((ooh, you're having fun! *blushes and smiles*))  
20:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
((Ye : 3, I have never been the choker, always the chokee, but I wanted to try something new...))  
20:02  
  
*Mandy tightens her grip around Daisy's throat, tears begin to stream down his cheeks and his chest begins to heave..*  
20:03  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy tries to say something "muh... muh..." his voice is too strained though. His face starts turning red and you feel his pulse just throbbing against your fingers. Despite the choking his little dick still points upwards, twitching. " He grips your wrists and tries to pull you away, his face becoming damp with tears.*  
20:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
*You like this you little perverted imp, don't you? You like a girl having all the control. Mandy releases her grip on Daisy's throat ever so slightly and a harrowing trickle of air enters his lungs...just enough to keep him conscious so he can experience every second of this torture..*  
20:07  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy breaths softly, savoring what little air he can get. The other girls look surprised, but they stare on with great interest, watching as the boy gets choked. Daisy is still holding your wrists. He tries to move your arms so he can make a break for it but you just choke him tighter. His eyes go wide "ma... an... dee..." he says nearly breathlessly as you force all your weight on him.*  
20:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
*All of a sudden, Mandy removes one of her hands, but still maintains a tight grip on Daisy's neck. With one hand she chokes th e boy and with the other she removes her pants..*  
20:13  
  
*Daisy raises her tear-filled hazel eyes at Mandy, half in agony half in confusion*  
20:14  
Daisy Kay  
~~~  
20:15     
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy smirks at the boy.."this is what you want, isn't it, you little sick fuck?" She begins to rub her moist clit up and down the shaft of the boy's pathetic little cock*  
20:17  
Daisy Kay  
~!  
20:19     
Kommissar Mandar  
*"You listen here boy, I make the rules around here...you better never forget it." And with that Mandy skewers herself onto Daisy's cock in one fluid motion. If Daisy's throat wasn't so constricted he would scream out loud at the sensation of Mandy's tight vag on his cock...*  
20:22  
Daisy Kay  
*You can hear the air just wheezing out of him as you shove his cock into your tight cunt. You feel it throbbing inside of you, surrounded by your tight walls. "a-a-h-h~" the faint noise escapes his throat. He finally gets the courage to touch your hips, pushing you down against his larger body.*  
20:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy gives a powerful shove to his throat and Daisy's skull hits the wall with a sickening crack. "Keep you hands to yourself...I'm only going to tell you that once." Mandy tightens her grip on the boy's throat and bucks her hips wildly. You're amazed at how she can control the muscles in her pussy to make it tighten..*  
20:28  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy tears up. He would be crying if he could, but hardly any sound comes from his mouth. His eyes well up with tears and now you're too blurry to see. All he can do is feel you. He lets his arms lay limp beside his head as you molest his larger body. Pre starts to squirt inside you as he gets closer.*  
20:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy releases her grip some, letting him get just enough air to stay with her. She tightens her vag even further, feeling his cock jerk and twitch inside her*  
20:31  
  
*Just as quickly, she tightens her grasp around the boy's neck...the boy feels half agony half ecstacy as he nears completion.*  
20:32  
Daisy Kay  
*You feel his creamy cum just filling you inside as you send him over the edge. He nearly passes out from all the excitement. His cock throbs and his balls rise up. He moves his neck a bit but then jjust comes down onto the floor hard. His mouth hangs open. His dick slowly goes limp and begins to slide out of you. His eyes roll to the back.*  
20:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy loves the sensation of being filled up with his seed so much that she forgets to give the boy air. His limp body slides over and he lays prone on the floor. Mandy, suddenly stricken with worry at what she's done bends over him, putting her fingers on the pulse-point at his throat...He's still alive but out for the count...*  
20:38  
  
*Gently, she carries him to the bathroom. She had still better diaper the boy, just in case he wets his bed while unconscious*  
20:39  
Daisy Kay  
!  
20:40     
Kommissar Mandar  
*She sets the limp boy on the toilet and picks out a fresh pair of pampers for him. Gently, she fastens the diaper on his bottom.*  
20:43  
Daisy Kay  
*blushes*  
20:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
*She's relieved to hear his breathing start to become more regular as she pulls a pair of pants over the plush diaper. If Daisy were conscious, he'd be so humiliated at the prospect of his sister dressing him as if he were a toddler in front of a group of onlooking girls*  
20:44  
Daisy Kay  
*leans forward and gently kisses you*  
20:45  
  
Did you like the choking part? I tried to be nice and realistic for you.  
20:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
Heh, I always like the idea of it. It's hard to be the one doing the choking, I could never hurt you.  
20:47  
  
I wouldn't mind being choked in real life, but I know its not safe  
20:48  
Daisy Kay  
but I like seeing you have fun and  
20:48  
  
I just imagine you squirming there  
20:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's incredibly hot...  
20:49  
  
heh  
20:49  
  
even if its pretend its hard for me to imagine you in pain, but I know that you like it : 3  
20:51  
  
I always picture your pretty hazel eyes...  
20:51  
Daisy Kay  
Well I'm not into choking but I do like spanking and hitting and other stuff  
20:51     
Kommissar Mandar  
I love to be spanked...  
20:52  
  
You can go as hard as you want on me...I really do like pain  
20:52  
Daisy Kay  
I will spank you.  
20:52  
  
over my knee  
20:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
that sounds...incredible.. *blushes*  
20:52  
  
I'll bet you can do it so hard, too...  
20:53  
Daisy Kay  
*yawns* I took an advil PM just an hour ago...  
20:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww, are you sleepy?  
20:54  
Daisy Kay  
just a bit...  
20:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
*puts a blanket around you and lays your head against her chest*  
20:57  
  
I found season one of Salute Your Shorts on youtube  
20:59  
  
So I'll probably fall asleep to that lol  
20:59  
Daisy Kay  
*invades the boy's cabin and takes control of it and even hoists a flag that says "girl power" with a pink skull and crossbones on it.*  
21:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy is the obnoxious red headed mullet kid. "Nuuuuu"*  
21:02  
  
*You're dead!*  
21:02  
  
*gives you a wedgie*  
21:03  
Daisy Kay  
you're toast, kids  
21:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
It makes me want to fart.  
21:04  
  
*gives you a noogie*  
21:07  
Daisy Kay  
it's I hope we never part now get it right or pay the price  
21:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
no lie, my buddy talks to this goon who's a next door neighbor of that guy in real life  
21:10  
  
I want 90s nickelodean neighbors...  
21:11  
Daisy Kay  
the red haired kid was in terminator 2  
21:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
Was he?  
21:15  
  
I haven't seen that movie since I was a wee tot  
21:15  
Daisy Kay  
*lies on top of you*  
21:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
life's a little foggy, a little soggy...  
21:15  
  
*puts her arms around you and secures you in her lap*  
21:17  
  
My mouth is on fire...  
21:22  
  
I ate really spicy pickles..  
21:22  
   Saturday, 24. May 2014 
Daisy Kay  
*rolls over in bed(  
07:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
I actually slept pretty late today  
07:58  
  
I had a weird dream  
07:59  
Daisy Kay  
I think it was technically nine hours.  
07:59  
  
*sighs*  
07:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
I was in middle school  
07:59  
  
And this dude across from me just takes my hands  
07:59  
  
and squeezes them until they  
08:00  
  
they're crushed  
08:00  
Daisy Kay  
middle school memories  
08:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
My actual experience wasn't that different  
08:03  
  
they just crushed me on the inside lol  
08:03  
  
anyway  
08:04  
  
this is what I was screwing around with in MS paint  
08:04  
  
Sent file drive by.png.  
08:05  
Daisy Kay  
oh yeeeeah  
08:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
this was basically the scariest thing that ever happened to me  
08:06  
Daisy Kay  
that thing you told me  
08:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
funny enough I see some dude post  
08:06  
  
"My worst nightmare is to be on a dark desert highway and run into a cop"  
08:07  
  
I don't know what I made it daytime there, this happened in the dead of night  
08:07  
  
And I had about enough weed in the car to earn me a prison sentence  
08:08  
Daisy Kay  
gosh  
08:08  
  
there are quite a few cops here ha ha  
08:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, I lived in Sheriff Joe's county  
08:08  
Daisy Kay  
They used to stop me all the time when I was walking home.  
08:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
Nothing will ever scare me more than living in Sheriff's Joe's county and running into cops  
08:09  
Daisy Kay  
because, well, who the hell doesn't have a car here?  
08:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
they just stopped to see if you were okay? or up to something?  
08:09  
  
The only reason I ever get pulled over is for suspiscious activity  
08:10  
Daisy Kay  
well no it was just suspicious  
08:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
You're clearly out selling crystal  
08:10  
Daisy Kay  
I was a hooded person walking around with a flashlight  
08:11  
  
but really, why would a bad person carry a flashlight?  
08:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
ACTUALLY LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THAT  
08:11  
Daisy Kay  
*stretches and leans back*  
08:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
That dude I dated, the really violent one that looked like Don from Phantasmagoria  
08:12  
  
Carried around modded flashlights  
08:12  
  
that were a shitload of lumens so they would blind you  
08:12  
  
And they had spikes on the end  
08:12  
  
Even I'm not cheap enough to use this as a fighting method  
08:13  
  
Blind a person, back their skull in with spikes while they can't see  
08:13  
  
SO  
08:13  
  
Very bad people can have flashlights  
08:13  
  
But anyway  
08:13  
  
I usually get stopped driving around in wealthy neighborhoods at night  
08:14  
Daisy Kay  
I heard the policeman say "we heard reports of someone shining flashlights into cars"  
08:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
they just see my car...and they know something ups  
08:14  
Daisy Kay  
this is clearly a small town  
08:14  
  
with about zero real problems.  
08:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well that's a good thing  
08:15  
Daisy Kay  
haha just sayin  
08:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
the dude I knew would do that too  
08:15  
  
shine his lights in cop cars  
08:15  
Daisy Kay  
anyone that reports a hooded kid walkin around with a flashlight  
08:15  
  
in THIS town  
08:15  
  
has never seen real danger in their life  
08:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
You were taller that the dude I'm talking about I believe  
08:16  
  
He was pretty short  
08:16  
  
Though  
08:16  
  
He did not wear a hoodie  
08:17  
  
He wore an anime villian-eque black trenchcoat  
08:17  
  
If this dude was ever walking down your street  
08:17  
Daisy Kay  
They pretty much know me now since I been here since November 2009.  
08:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
every cop in a 20 mile radius would be called  
08:18  
  
so they're probably like...you again  
08:18  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah they don't bother to pull over anymore.  
08:20  
  
they patrol the streets at night.  
08:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't think I can get pulled over  
08:20  
  
unless I'm doing something really dangerous or speeding to access  
08:21  
  
My car is still registered in Arizona  
08:21  
  
so...  
08:21  
  
I don't know how that would be dealt with  
08:22  
Daisy Kay  
let's face it  
08:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
I really have to change the registration on the car though  
08:22  
  
because  
08:22  
Daisy Kay  
if you're light skinned, cops don't think much of you.  
08:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's registered in AZ and insured in NJ  
08:22  
Daisy Kay  
Just another "normal" one.  
08:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't even think that's legal  
08:22  
  
heh  
08:22  
  
You can't see inside the windows of my car too well  
08:22  
Daisy Kay  
*cranks up the hanson*  
08:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
and my car SCREAMS I'm a drug dealer  
08:23  
  
AHAHAHA  
08:23  
  
IT WORKS  
08:23  
  
I'm telling you...cheesy music puts them off  
08:23  
  
it makes a very specific scraping sound as it goes down the street  
08:24  
  
I love it though  
08:24  
  
I never have trouble changing lanes  
08:24  
Daisy Kay  
MMMBOP  
08:24  
  
DOO WOP  
08:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
They see that car coming and they MOVE  
08:24  
Daisy Kay  
DOOBIE DOO  
08:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
I liked that song...when I was 10  
08:24  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
08:24  
  
it is really upbeat.  
08:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
And then someone told me they were boys  
08:25  
  
I was like...well I didn't expect that  
08:25  
  
I have about 6 different '90s' radio stations on my pandora  
08:26  
  
Sometimes I will blast the backstreet boys  
08:26  
  
and just smile at all the curious onlookers wondering 'what the fuck...?'  
08:27  
Daisy Kay  
I don't know if you heard this  
08:27  
  
but backstreet's back.  
08:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
ALRIGHT  
08:28  
Daisy Kay  
no, really, I think there was a mild renewed interest in them because of the movie The End.  
08:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
I know they actually did come back not too long ago  
08:29  
  
but they weren't back for long...  
08:29  
Daisy Kay  
The thing about the internet age is that  
08:29  
  
you can't really fade into obscurity anymore.  
08:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
You'll always be there...immortalized  
08:30  
Daisy Kay  
as long as you have twitter or facebook or any kind of social media to back you up you can still have tons of fans.  
08:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
*glances at the 9 followers on her DeviantArt..awww ye*  
08:31  
  
Sent file 6G8myEc.jpg.  
08:31  
  
Basically how it works  
08:32  
Daisy Kay  
but anyway... even if you were a one-hit wonder  
08:32  
  
that doesn't matter because at least 25% of that audience will stick with you on twitter.  
08:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's a double-edged sword though  
08:33  
Daisy Kay  
and that's still a huge number of people.  
08:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
You couldn't be forgotten even if you wanted to  
08:33  
Daisy Kay  
I'm just saying  
08:33  
  
it's never gonna happen again.  
08:33  
  
There are artists that are totally forgotten now but that's because they died before the invention of social media.  
08:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
Information Society....  
08:34  
  
My favorite band that will pretty much be dead forever  
08:35  
  
they died long before social media  
08:35  
  
But every now and then you'll hear one of their songs in a popular movie  
08:35  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPuXvpkOLmM  
08:36  
  
When this started playing in American Psycho I lost it  
08:37  
Daisy Kay  
*yawms and stretches*  
08:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
yawm  
08:38  
Daisy Kay  
What is your favorite childhood movie  
08:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's hard  
08:39  
  
But probably Labyrinth  
08:39  
  
That was certainly the one I watched the most  
08:39  
  
Also  
08:39  
  
if there was anything to rival it  
08:40  
Daisy Kay  
I liked that when I was a tiny tot. It didn't hold up much but there's still a lot of it that does.  
08:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
There was this live action made for tv version of Alice in Wonderland that I had on tape  
08:40  
  
that I watched the shit out of  
08:40  
Daisy Kay  
The movie I can still go back to all the time is Brave Little Toaster.  
08:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrjIVhIeGnw  
08:41  
  
Carol Channing turns into a goat  
08:41  
  
OH GOD  
08:41  
  
Brave Toaster horrified me  
08:41  
Daisy Kay  
It's Toy Story before Toy Story. Seriously, it was gonna be CG originally. Would have been the first.  
08:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't know if CG would have made it more or less terrifying  
08:42  
  
My mom rented it for me when I was little  
08:42  
  
And I think I just ran out of the room at the air conditioner scene  
08:42  
  
it freaked me out  
08:42  
Daisy Kay  
It was a Lasseter film, had the same elements,  
08:42  
  
both Toaster and the Toy Story series of films had the same running theme  
08:43  
  
It's about growing old and a yearning to still be useful...  
08:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
Becoming obsolete...  
08:44  
Daisy Kay  
rather than being about nostalgia, which I think some people assume  
08:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
The Toy Story movies were much darker than that  
08:44  
Daisy Kay  
It's less about the kids and more about the playthings.  
08:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've only ever seen the first one  
08:44  
Daisy Kay  
Brave was dark.  
08:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
but I know the third was just...Dante's Inferno  
08:45  
Daisy Kay  
in Brave Little Toaster they weren't afraid to show characters getting killed off.  
08:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah...  
08:45  
Daisy Kay  
The first time you see it happen is in the parts shop  
08:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
I saw it when I was a really little kid  
08:46  
Daisy Kay  
and then, at the end of the film, when the cars are mashed into tiny cubes.  
08:46  
  
singing the song "worthless"  
08:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
08:46  
  
That I know  
08:46  
  
My buddy always sends me that video  
08:46  
  
"Hey Mandy, it's your car"  
08:47  
Daisy Kay  
it's such a sad song  
08:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
OH GOD THE AIR CONDITIONERS SMOKING CORPSE  
08:47  
  
I'm watching that scene now  
08:47  
  
That's where I lost it and had to turn it off  
08:47  
Daisy Kay  
The score is really beautiful. There's a heavy use of strings.  
08:47  
  
which is an easy way to make you feel sadness...  
08:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
Oh, there's no denying it's quality work  
08:48  
  
I was just too little to really understand it  
08:48  
Daisy Kay  
even when string instruments are used for happy scenes... makes it feel bittersweet.  
08:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, as a kid I knew it had a way different tone than most of my other movies  
08:49  
  
I didn't have an appreciation for darker stuff till I was a bit older  
08:50  
Daisy Kay  
I liked seeing an animated movie that didn't treat me like I was stupid.  
08:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
When I was little I was just really easily scared  
08:51  
Daisy Kay  
I think I was... five or six when I first saw it.  
08:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't remember how old I was  
08:52  
  
I was just a wimp as a kid lol  
08:53  
Daisy Kay  
I had seen other "adult" animations after that, but none of them held up well.  
08:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
I should really rewatch it now  
08:53  
Daisy Kay  
all the PG and R rated cartoons of the 70s and 80s.  
08:54  
  
I mean, I liked them at the time because they were something new and different.  
08:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
I got really into adult oriented animations when I was 8 or 9  
08:54  
  
I was way too young when I saw Cool World but still loved it  
08:54  
Daisy Kay  
but most of them are terrible, made simply to cash-in on the idea without knowing what made it work.  
08:55  
  
Cool World was in the 90s, making it an anomaly.  
08:55  
  
when I saw Heavy Metal ha ha  
08:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm trying to think of what else I saw  
08:56  
  
I WANTED to see that  
08:56  
Daisy Kay  
I was like "this is cool"  
08:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
My parents saw the cover and were like NOPE  
08:57  
Daisy Kay  
it's terrible, but worth watching at least once.  
08:57  
  
John Candy plays a couple characters.  
08:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
seriously?  
08:57  
  
That I never knew  
08:57  
Daisy Kay  
he is a robot and also a little boy that is transformed into a giant man.  
08:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
I could picture him doing all of those  
08:58  
Daisy Kay  
the story with the boy felt creepy, but  
08:58  
  
it also made me think about how the movie was mostly this...  
08:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh god...  
08:58  
  
Have you ever seen "Nothing But Trouble?"  
08:59  
Daisy Kay  
this adolescent fantasy  
08:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well...  
08:59  
Daisy Kay  
it was the perfect description of the film  
08:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
swords, guns, huge boobs  
08:59  
Daisy Kay  
big tough muscle man fights guys and gets to score with big boobied girls  
09:00  
  
yeah  
09:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
That about covers all the bases  
09:00  
Daisy Kay  
exactly  
09:00  
  
but they actually put it in the frame of mind of a scrawny nerd kid  
09:00  
  
Knowing that it was just a kid inside that bulky man made me uncomfortable haha... even though it was just a cartoon fantasy.  
09:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
09:01  
Daisy Kay  
I have seen Nothing But Trouble, maybe ten times?  
09:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
You are a stonger person than I....  
09:02  
  
I've seen it like 3 times  
09:02  
  
That movie is an onion  
09:02  
  
And each layer is weirder than the last....  
09:02  
Daisy Kay  
yeah I dunno about 10 but I have seen it many many times.  
09:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
That movie is what goes on in Dan Akroiyd's subconcious...all the time  
09:03  
  
But fuck if I didn't want that table  
09:04  
Daisy Kay  
yeah he's a big child  
09:04  
  
like his ghostbusters character  
09:04  
  
he is literally the same person haha  
09:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's more fun to think that he's never acting in any of his roles  
09:04  
  
That's just him  
09:04  
Daisy Kay  
that movie exposed the world to Digital Underground.  
09:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
There's a roller coaster in Action Park that you can drive, me and my buddy dubbed it "Mr. Bonestripper"  
09:05  
Daisy Kay  
2Pac was in it  
09:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yes!  
09:05  
  
I remember that  
09:05  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah, hip hop and rap was a big collective before splitting in different directions.  
09:06  
  
all the single-person performers started in massive groups of like 5-20 members haha  
09:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
Rap was so much more...I don't know...accessible in the 90s?  
09:08  
  
So many movies and shows just having random rap interludes  
09:09  
Daisy Kay  
from the start in the 70s it was about expressing yourself without instruments because they could not afford that stuff  
09:09  
  
and people looked down on it because hey  
09:09  
  
where are the guitars and trumpets and drums  
09:09  
  
Fuck you asshole that shit is EXPENSIVE  
09:10  
  
what costs nothing is a turntable and a few records  
09:10  
  
Always gotta roll your eyes when someone talks about "real music."  
09:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
there is no real music  
09:12  
  
there's music I hate  
09:13  
  
but it's all real  
09:13  
  
I'll NEVER understand country music  
09:13  
Daisy Kay  
Being able to use natural talent without typical tools was threatening to people.  
09:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
it will always invoke a cringe reaction in me  
09:14  
  
it was different  
09:14  
  
therefore people didn't know what the fuck  
09:14  
Daisy Kay  
The best country music is from obscure performers.  
09:14  
  
Country music was pretty liberal in the 90s but, well  
09:14  
  
after Bush Jr was elected that sorta changed.  
09:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've never liked anything about it  
09:15  
Daisy Kay  
It became more about celebrating whiteness and "rednecks" and "country boys."  
09:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
And believe me, I tried  
09:15  
  
In AZ that's all they played  
09:15  
  
and everyone told me "just listen to it and eventually you'll like it"  
09:16  
  
that never happened  
09:16  
Daisy Kay  
There were some pretty raw, folksy country songs before it became a big "don't fuck with the USA" post 9-11 business.  
09:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wasn't explosed to a lot of it, I admit  
09:18  
Daisy Kay  
These days people would be surprised to hear that one of the biggest country music stars was a lesbian.  
09:18  
  
in 1992.  
09:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
who?  
09:18  
Daisy Kay  
Out and everything  
09:18  
  
KD Lang  
09:19     
  
~  
09:19     
Kommissar Mandar  
I've heard the name  
09:19  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah.  
09:19  
  
She wasn't just a lesbian, but an activist too.  
09:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
Damn  
09:20  
Daisy Kay  
Country Music really did do a complete 180.  
09:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
Don't get me wrong, I will admit I've heard some very deep country songs  
09:21  
Daisy Kay  
The Dixie Chix are often laughed and mocked, but if they started in the early 90s there would be no controversy.  
09:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
But the most glorified ones just kind of glorify redneck-ism  
09:22  
  
if that's a fucking word  
09:22  
  
When I worked in AZ they would always put on the country station  
09:22  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah exactly  
09:22  
  
so usually when someone says they "like everything except"  
09:23  
  
it's because of the shit that's on the radio.  
09:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
and it was like "beer beer beer trucks low cut shirt beer"  
09:23  
Daisy Kay  
I don't hate any one kind of music.  
09:24  
  
If I had a least favorite it would be "novelty" music.  
09:24  
  
parody songs and stuff  
09:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol Weird Al  
09:24  
  
I don't even think I really have a favorite type of musi  
09:26  
  
music*  
09:26  
  
because other than country I listen to basically everything  
09:26  
  
I like a lot of electronica  
09:27  
  
Information Society was like my gateway drug to that  
09:28  
Daisy Kay  
*stretches some more, rolling around in bed.*  
09:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
*climbs in bed and rubs your back*  
09:31  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy puts a finger against the hem of your shirt and lifts it up, peeking at your chest.*  
09:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
*blushes* *I have a really pretty bra on right now...*  
09:33  
Daisy Kay  
*The big little boy smiles. He looks into your eyes as he rubs his hands over your exposed flesh. He wraps his arms around your back, still under your shirt, and pulls you down on top of him.*  
09:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Moans and presses her boobs against you, straddling you and giving you a kiss*  
09:36  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy breaths softly "oh Sissy, you're so pretty..." He nuzzles his face against your neck. He can barely contain himself, pressing you hard against him and rubbing our bodies together.*  
09:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
*You can do whatever you like to me, big bro...*  
09:39  
  
*Mandy gives Daisy little soft licks all down his neck*  
09:39  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy just cuddles into you, nuzzling and groping your body*  
09:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy takes her free hand and gives you light scratches up and down your back*  
09:41  
  
*"I like when you touch my chest..big bro*  
09:42  
Daisy Kay  
*bumps snoots with you and gives your snoot a little kiss.*  
09:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
*rubs your snoot with hers*  
09:42  
  
*wraps her leg around yours*  
09:44  
Daisy Kay  
*Smiles, lazily cuddling with you on top of his squeaky, rubbery mattress. He lets out a little contented sigh.*  
09:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sent file CAM01123.jpg.  
09:45  
  
I do really have a pretty one on...  
09:45  
Daisy Kay  
you're the pretty one *he mumbles softly, snuggling you close.*  
09:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
*blushes hotly*  
09:46  
  
*snuggles her head against your chest*  
09:47  
  
*heh, you could probably rest your chin on my head standing up*  
09:50  
  
Or use me as an arm rest...  
09:50  
  
Imma make some lunch  
09:59  
Daisy Kay  
me too  
09:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
simul-lunch  
09:59  
  
got pasketti  
10:20  
Daisy Kay  
lookit you just slurpin up all the pasketti.  
12:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
We're gonna be rollin in the pasketti...  
12:21  
  
uuuhg  
12:22  
  
I'm trying to find something to wear to my stepmoms birthday party  
12:22  
Daisy Kay  
I need to get myself pumped up to draw  
12:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
and she's gonna complain with whatever I put on  
12:22  
Daisy Kay  
I wanna see if I can speed through 10 pages like I did that one day  
12:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
"that's not nice enough"  
12:23  
Daisy Kay  
*dresses you to the nines*  
12:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
and she doesn't understand...that I don't own anything nice...  
12:23  
  
awww  
12:23  
  
I own cargo pants and sweat pants, tank tops and t shirts  
12:23  
  
and one ridiculously sparkly dress  
12:24  
Daisy Kay  
just toss whatever on  
12:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
that I'm not wearing because it would look ridiculous  
12:24  
  
in this situation  
12:24  
  
that's exactly what I'm doing  
12:24  
  
but I hate everything  
12:25  
  
anyway  
12:26  
  
drink a redline, that'll get you going  
12:27  
  
if you don't plan on sleeping tonight I suppose lol  
12:28  
  
I don't know, do you like energy drinks?  
12:29  
  
If you don't like coffee I suppose you wouldn't  
12:30  
Daisy Kay  
well that was fun  
12:31  
  
the power just went out for a sec  
12:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
what was?  
12:31  
  
yeesh  
12:31  
  
you didn't lose anything did you?  
12:31  
Daisy Kay  
I wasn't workin  
12:31  
  
yeah that might happen to you while you're here... ugh, at least I wont be BORED.  
12:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've only got a laptop and tablet so I'm goooood  
12:32  
  
heh heh, you won't be bored with me around  
12:32  
  
*lets go cow tipping*  
12:33  
  
hullo  
19:51  
Daisy Kay  
hello  
20:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
How are ya?  
20:02  
  
I got back from my stepmom's party not too long ago  
20:03  
Daisy Kay  
*huuug*  
20:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww, I need hugs  
20:04  
  
I have a headache and I'm just kind of saddened  
20:04  
Daisy Kay  
*kisses your forehead*  
20:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
*puts her arms around you and snuggles in the crook of your neck*  
20:05  
Daisy Kay  
*crooks his neck*  
20:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
I got to talk to this one friend of the family who I never really talked to before, interesting person  
20:07  
  
He gave me a whole strategy for driving to MO  
20:07  
Daisy Kay  
yeah?  
20:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yup!  
20:08  
  
I'm gonna leave about 2 am on 29th  
20:08  
  
that way I avoid all the traffic in PA  
20:08  
  
and then I believe it was take 70 to 36  
20:08  
  
and it'll be smooth sailing  
20:09  
Daisy Kay  
pa?  
20:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
Pennsylvania  
20:09  
Daisy Kay  
oh!  
20:09  
  
yeah, you're in New Jersey NOW. I keep forgettin.  
20:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's the only time I get nervous on the road, when it's hectic  
20:09  
  
haha  
20:09  
  
the Garbage State  
20:09  
Daisy Kay  
It's 1000 miles.  
20:10  
  
My parents drove from Virginia when I was in the hospital.  
20:11  
  
At least you wont have to drive back.  
20:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll just walk 500 miles, and then I'll walk 500 more  
20:11  
Daisy Kay  
aww, you're not a man though  
20:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
I can be the woman who walked 1000 miles  
20:11  
  
to be right at your door  
20:11  
  
As long as there's no intense hecticness or loony tunes-esque mountain trails like in Nevada I'll be fine  
20:12  
Daisy Kay  
hmm, I think not...  
20:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, I believe it's all just flatness  
20:13  
  
a nice calm drive  
20:13  
Daisy Kay  
if you were coming from VA there would be.  
20:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
You're lucky to have such sweet parents  
20:14  
Daisy Kay  
big ol hills in the west.  
20:14  
  
haha I told them NOT to come  
20:14  
  
but they were like "you can't do this on your own!"  
20:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
20:14  
  
Are your mom and dad still married?  
20:15  
Daisy Kay  
man when I had those staple-stitches I was so afraid they'd pop out.  
20:15  
  
yeah my current dad has been with mom since I was... 8? I think?  
20:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's nice  
20:15  
  
I know so few people who's parents are still married  
20:16  
  
I've only ever had stitches in my mouth  
20:16  
  
they were the disolvable kind though  
20:16  
  
I'd freak out if I had to have them in my stomach  
20:17  
Daisy Kay  
I never had the staple kind.  
20:17  
  
it creeped me out  
20:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeesh, I can imagine  
20:17  
Daisy Kay  
metal staples  
20:17  
  
inside my belly  
20:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm always so paranoid somethings going to happen with my appendix and I'll have to go through the same thing  
20:18  
  
I get so freaked out about that shit  
20:18  
  
I almost lost all the bottom teeth in my mouth, that's why I needed surgery there  
20:20  
  
Would've really sucked if that failed  
20:20  
  
I got some weird infection in my lower jaw and my jaw and chin just swelled to three times their normal size  
20:21  
  
I was awake for the whole thing and it was the most painful thing I've ever had to go through  
20:21  
Daisy Kay  
I did get my canines pulled to correct them.  
20:23  
  
I remember getting, like...  
20:23  
  
a dozen shots with a needle  
20:23  
  
inside my mouth  
20:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
ouch...I know that feel  
20:23  
Daisy Kay  
"we're gonna do this quick okay?" bam bam bam bam bam  
20:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yikes  
20:24  
  
I find that novocain just does not help in most situations  
20:24  
  
I've had so much shit go wrong with my teeth  
20:25  
  
I've had more root canals than I can count  
20:25  
Daisy Kay  
Well most people don't get their teeth fixed because, honestly...  
20:25  
  
A lot of it isn't needed.  
20:25  
  
You would be surprised.  
20:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just have too many of them  
20:25  
Daisy Kay  
Dentistry in the US is big, but not so everywhere else.  
20:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
I mean I don't really care how they look  
20:26  
  
I can imagine  
20:26  
Daisy Kay  
A lot of what we do to teeth in the US is cosmetic.  
20:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just get worried about having that type of infection again because that was PAIN  
20:26  
  
I still have my wisdom teeth, all of them  
20:27  
Daisy Kay  
man I wish they would sell mattresses WITH the frame  
20:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
I thought they did  
20:27  
  
That's how my bed came  
20:27  
Daisy Kay  
no one does, it's nutty.  
20:27  
  
well that's a waterbed  
20:27  
  
that's different.  
20:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
My other bed too came with one I believe  
20:27  
  
it was a package deal  
20:27  
  
Well just get me whatever's cheapest and easiest for you  
20:28  
Daisy Kay  
My bed is too unstable. haha.  
20:29  
  
It's high up off the floor and it has some loose boards that I have to tighten every night.  
20:29  
  
Well, I just sorta...  
20:29  
  
nudge it with my knee  
20:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh geez  
20:30  
  
I like high beds though  
20:30  
Daisy Kay  
http://www.amazon.com/KidKraft-76021-Fire-Truck-Toddler/dp/B0006NI4EU/ref=sr_1_5?s=furniture&ie=UTF8&qid=1400988670&sr=1-5&keywords=complete+bed Here this will be your bed  
20:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
20:31  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
20:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll take it : 3  
20:31  
Daisy Kay  
Nah  
20:32  
  
but I do have some Mario sheets for you.  
20:32  
  
Never been opened.  
20:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
Really? =O  
20:32  
  
I was gonna bring my sheets, but fuck it, I want Mario sheets  
20:33  
Daisy Kay  
nah bring sheets  
20:34  
  
You could also use extra  
20:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
true  
20:35  
  
I got a bunch of pillows  
20:35  
  
I sleep on a pile of pillows and stuffed animals : 3  
20:35  
Daisy Kay  
Mmmm, pillows... stuffed animal pillows...  
20:35  
  
You can cuddle up with the plush version of me  
20:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah...I still sleep with stuffed animals  
20:36  
  
aww really?  
20:36  
Daisy Kay  
you seen it, right?  
20:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love that little plushy  
20:36  
  
yus  
20:36  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
20:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
I want to cuddle it  
20:36  
  
Finally figured out how to beat Don in Phantasmagoria lol  
20:40  
  
Distract him with a christmas ornament, drop the chair axe on him  
20:41  
  
It's pretty funny too  
20:41  
  
If you just give him the ornament and do nothing else, the music gets all soft and sentimental, and you think it's gonna be one of those 'love saves the day' endings  
20:42  
  
But then he just tosses it aside and kills you  
20:42  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
20:42  
  
There's one bed on craigslist but I dunno  
20:47  
  
I been eyeing it for a couple days now  
20:47  
  
just unsure haha  
20:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol  
20:48  
  
I appreciate you doing all this for me  
20:48  
Daisy Kay  
what if I wanna make sure the bed is comfortable for me too  
20:48  
  
just checking.  
20:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha  
20:48  
  
I wouldn't mind your company  
20:49  
Daisy Kay  
My bed can't handle company though, as I said.  
20:49  
  
There is a good chance it will fall with two people on it haha  
20:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
20:50  
Daisy Kay  
I do have a last-resort for a single mattress to be delivered in 2 business days.  
20:50  
  
but it would only be the mattress lyin on the floor  
20:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
Like I said, I'm not picky about stuff  
20:51  
  
I'll just be happy to be there, honestly  
20:51  
Daisy Kay  
like I said, I need this to be comfortable all around  
20:51  
  
I'm going to clear my entertainment center and put it in your room... since I never watch TV. The only reason I kept that thing was because that's where I set my rat cage.  
20:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww, thank you  
20:55  
Daisy Kay  
yeah we could probably like  
20:56  
  
play some games in there  
20:56  
  
Katamari 1 & 2, some N64 games...  
20:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have the original Mario Party's : 3  
20:56  
  
But I'm guessing you probably do too lol  
20:57  
Daisy Kay  
I don't think I have any multiplayer Dreamcast games yet but who knows what the future holds  
20:57  
  
no I do not!  
20:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh shit  
20:57  
Daisy Kay  
I am actually missing Mario 64, of all games...  
20:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
I know I have that for DS  
20:57  
  
I might have it for N64 too  
20:57  
Daisy Kay  
I don't like how it controls on the DS.  
20:58  
  
The game was pretty much made with the 64's wonky controller in mind.  
20:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
64 is better  
20:59  
Daisy Kay  
I had the original Smash Brothers but something happened to it.  
20:59  
  
Like...  
20:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
I got Diddy Kong Racing  
20:59  
Daisy Kay  
there was sound but no video.  
20:59  
  
Weirdest thing, I never seen that happen before.  
20:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
Neither have i  
20:59  
  
Diddy Kong Racing is one of my favorite games of all time  
21:01  
Daisy Kay  
I think I have Conker complete wtih box and manual.  
21:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
I kicked everyone's ass with Pipsy  
21:01  
  
oh shit nice  
21:01  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah you probably have a lot of games I don't have  
21:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
I never got to own that game, only rent it  
21:02  
  
nah, I have like 7 in total  
21:02  
Daisy Kay  
but  
21:02  
  
I bet I don't have them all  
21:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have a first edition Majora's Mask  
21:02  
Daisy Kay  
cool, I do not.  
21:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's my pride and joy  
21:02  
Daisy Kay  
*combines*  
21:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
Mischief Makers  
21:02  
  
Mario Party 1 + 2  
21:02  
  
Ocarina of Time  
21:02  
Daisy Kay  
Man I hated never being able to 100% Mischief Makers. The stupid gems were too hard to get.  
21:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
I never even came close to beating it  
21:03  
Daisy Kay  
It actually took YEARS before the full ending was uploaded to youtube.  
21:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm guessing it was similar to Crash Bandicoot 2  
21:04  
  
I never bothered getting all the gems  
21:04  
  
just the colored ones  
21:04  
Daisy Kay  
one day we will begin a collection anew.  
21:05  
  
We'll have a wall just for games  
21:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
the only console I actually own is PS2  
21:05  
  
=D  
21:05  
Daisy Kay  
all shelved nice and neat... until we wanna play them  
21:05  
  
then we just yank them off the wall and they come crashing down  
21:05  
  
haha  
21:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
21:05  
  
Who will win, Sega or SNES?  
21:06  
  
*crash*  
21:06  
  
I have almost the whole Legacy of Kain series  
21:06  
Daisy Kay  
yeah the SNES would not break.  
21:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
those were basically my favorite games ever aside from Majora's Mask  
21:07  
Daisy Kay  
Who knows where my SNES stuff is.  
21:08  
  
When I moved here I gave stuff to mom and dad to hold, and one of the boxes had Earthbound in it.  
21:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
holy shit....  
21:08  
  
that's worth some benjamins  
21:08  
Daisy Kay  
I tried explaining how the cart alone is worth over a hundred dollars but they don't know where the box is.  
21:08  
  
their house is full of boxes at the moment haha  
21:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
I would always lurk this old game store near my house for an Earthbound cart for possibly a low price  
21:10  
  
they never had one  
21:10  
  
My SNES is probably long gone lol  
21:11  
  
along with my Genesis  
21:11  
  
When I moved here to Old Bridge 13 years ago all that stuff got put away in storage somewhere and god knows where it is now  
21:12  
Daisy Kay  
I got it for, I think...  
21:12  
  
$25?  
21:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
damn....  
21:13  
Daisy Kay  
this was the golden years of GameStop clearing their inventory.  
21:13  
  
*sighs* even if I do collect all my old NES games again I will never spend as little as I did back then.  
21:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
=(  
21:14  
  
It would still be amazing though  
21:14  
  
*rests her sleepy head on your shoulder*  
21:17  
Daisy Kay  
*pets*  
21:18  
  
Well I drew two pages today. So far my comic seems to be about two girls living together. One of them's got lil acne dots on her forehead and a constant scowl.  
23:00  
   Sunday, 25. May 2014 
Daisy Kay  
*beep*  
02:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha reminds me of someone  
10:23  
Daisy Kay  
yeah?  
10:24  
  
I posted a drawing of her on FB.  
10:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have acne and a permascowl  
10:24  
Daisy Kay  
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=394996387305362&set=a.100944603377210.1285.100003850113004&type=1  
10:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love it  
10:25  
  
I also love fuckels the burd  
10:25  
Daisy Kay  
I'm huuungry  
10:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
Me too  
10:37  
  
I think I'm gonna hold out for the bbq though  
10:38  
  
I think my pool is open too, if I don't care about freezing my ass off  
10:39  
  
and I'd like my ass to stay on  
10:39  
  
ah fuck it  
10:54  
  
I'm going swimming  
10:54  
  
Went swimming  
12:35  
  
Fucked up my sciatic nerve  
12:35  
  
Why am I so old?  
12:35  
Daisy Kay  
*rubs your veins*  
12:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
*purrs*  
12:39  
  
How's your book coming?  
12:40  
Daisy Kay  
I haven't done anything on it today. I went to work to write some future scripts and maybe record some stuff.  
12:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
ooh nice  
12:41  
  
I seriously want to find a gym with a pool now  
12:43  
  
I feel like I got such a workout  
12:44  
Daisy Kay  
There were plans for a water park here in PH  
12:44  
  
but I don't think they went through with it  
12:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
Really? =O  
12:44  
  
I know there's a Big Surf in the Lake of the Ozarks  
12:45  
  
Is that close to you?  
12:45  
Daisy Kay  
ummm  
12:48  
  
We are on the border of MO and KS  
12:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
It doesn't look that far  
12:50  
Daisy Kay  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9yJA6Z2xBE  
13:01  
  
Kuribo! Obake! something something Gessoooo...  
13:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm crying right now  
13:03  
Daisy Kay  
are you ok  
13:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol I was kidding  
13:04  
  
The opera drove me to tears  
13:04  
Daisy Kay  
haha c:  
13:04  
  
I only understood a few words  
13:05  
  
and most of them were just names of Mario enemies.  
13:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
I tried to learn Japanese when I was a teenager  
13:05  
  
I still remember a couple words  
13:05  
Daisy Kay  
Kuribo = goomba, Obake = Boo, Gesso = Blooper.  
13:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
Kuribo is a Pokemon  
13:06  
Daisy Kay  
I learned all the Japanese names of the Mario enemies early on.  
13:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
Does that make it a goomba also, technically?  
13:06  
Daisy Kay  
The first time I was exposed to them was in Mario 3... because some stuff wasn't translated  
13:06  
  
like Kuribo's shoe and Jugem's Cloud  
13:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
Jugem's Cloud...  
13:07  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
13:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
Lakitu without Lakitu  
13:08  
Daisy Kay  
also I didn't know there was a pokemon named Kuriboh until you brought it up.  
13:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have a surprising memory of the first 150  
13:09  
Daisy Kay  
I have no memory because  
13:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
I had a poster on my wall...that listed them all...that I studied until I had memorized  
13:09  
Daisy Kay  
I never got into pokemon  
13:09  
  
There's stuff I know only because it was impossible for me not to be exposed to pokemon.  
13:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
I got into hit hard when I was a kid  
13:10  
Daisy Kay  
but for the most part Pokemon is a mystery to me.  
13:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
The older ones really do make for fun games, to be honest  
13:10  
  
I haven't played anything past Crystal so I don't know about the new ones  
13:11  
  
I can't remember what I had for breakfast yesterday, but dammit if I can't remember all 150 original pokemon  
13:11  
  
I spent hours trying to get Mew out from under that truck...  
13:12  
  
That was an urban legend similar to getting the Triforce in Ocarina of Time  
13:13  
  
There was supposedly a Mew stuck under this truck, but there was not  
13:13  
Daisy Kay  
what are some games with eggs in them  
13:18  
  
literal eggs  
13:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
heh  
13:18  
  
Pokemon actually  
13:18  
Daisy Kay  
isn  
13:18  
  
yeah  
13:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
Togepi is an egg  
13:18  
Daisy Kay  
doesn't pokemon have eggs in it  
13:18  
  
yeah  
13:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
ummmmm  
13:18  
  
Cry of Fear...  
13:18  
  
There was that one fabrige egg lol  
13:19  
Daisy Kay  
ugh  
13:19  
  
that is an egg I would like to forget  
13:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
Metal Gear Solid 4, at one point a little girl makes eggs  
13:19  
  
hahaha  
13:19  
Daisy Kay  
haha what  
13:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
Now I'm remembering you lose it  
13:19  
Daisy Kay  
what is this egg girl  
13:20  
  
where  
13:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh god, I haven't even played the game myself  
13:20  
  
but I walked in on my cousin playing it  
13:20  
  
And there was this little (cyborg I think) girl just making eggs for Snake  
13:20  
  
Singing a song  
13:20  
  
let me dig in my memory a bit....  
13:21  
  
OH  
13:21  
  
Ocarina of Time  
13:21  
  
Cucco eggs  
13:21  
Daisy Kay  
is there video of this  
13:21  
  
I need video clips of eggs  
13:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
let me see....  
13:21  
  
YES  
13:22  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CmVcvBBrM8  
13:22  
  
Jurrassic Park the Lost World for PS1 if I recall correctly  
13:23  
  
I'll be back, I'm gonna go eat  
13:24  
  
I'll let you know what else I think of  
13:24  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMr9gW040Y8  
13:57  
  
5 minutes in  
13:57  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpP1EuM7wwk  
14:08  
  
Don't know if fish eggs count, but....1:06  
14:08  
Daisy Kay  
thanks for the egg help  
14:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
heh, how could i forget  
14:12  
  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCnPeNDMgWw  
14:12  
Daisy Kay  
i love unregistered hypercam 2  
14:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
14:14  
  
"Every time you die, unregister hypercam 2 grows stronger..."  
14:15  
Daisy Kay  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M54MJbmKnSE  
14:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well that is just adorable  
14:16  
  
oh boy, now I've stumbled into the rabbit hole of 'creepy easter egg' videos  
14:21  
  
Play Ashley's Song from Wario Ware backwards...get a lovely Satanic message..  
14:21  
Daisy Kay  
I've heard it before it's just a weird coincidence.  
14:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's basically what it is with all backwards music  
14:23  
  
It still intrigues me though  
14:23  
  
this now...  
14:23  
  
http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc23189Edu1qedimno1_1280.png  
14:23  
  
This really creeped me out  
14:23  
Daisy Kay  
there's very little I don't know about the Mario universe.  
14:25  
  
I think maybe.... some of the newer games I don't know much about because I never played them  
14:25  
  
?  
14:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's from Mario Galaxy...the first or second I believe  
14:26  
  
I've only played a little of the first  
14:26  
Daisy Kay  
yeah, I know.  
14:27  
  
There's also a hidden ghost in one of the new mario games.  
14:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooh  
14:28  
Daisy Kay  
Near the end of a haunted house level  
14:28  
  
right before the flagpole. You have to sit and wait for it to show up.  
14:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm looking that up  
14:28  
  
Super Mario 3D land, that's the one  
14:29  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
14:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
Shit, that's creepy  
14:30  
  
Apparently it's based on a spirit from Japanese folklore  
14:32  
  
a Kodama  
14:32  
  
ain't that just the bees knees  
14:33  
Daisy Kay  
obake are ghosts that are hidden as everyday objects  
14:34  
  
but then they come to life  
14:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
It'd be cool if they were like...the talking objects from Beauty and the Beast, but I'm sure they're far more terrifying  
14:36  
  
Jesus christ  
17:14  
  
I've just been staring at a wall for the past 2 hours just trying to figure out how to re-write my story the way I want to  
17:15  
Daisy Kay  
I was just lying in bed, same  
17:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
I really hate when I get like this  
17:15  
  
Both stories, I just keep hitting roadblocks that make the plot fall apart or everything I think of is just incredibly stupid  
17:19  
  
actually it's really just the latter  
17:21  
Daisy Kay  
well I did some thumbnails and I'm going to take a break now.  
18:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
Nice!  
18:29  
  
I got pretty much nowhere....  
18:29  
  
Well  
18:29  
  
I have something in my head  
18:29  
Daisy Kay  
*sways side to side, hands behind his back*  
18:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
I think I can make it into a story  
18:29  
  
*throws down laptop and hugs you tight*  
18:30  
Daisy Kay  
*The small boy makes a surprised noise as you squeeze him close*  
18:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Kisses the tiny little chap on the lips, not letting him escape*  
18:32  
Daisy Kay  
*chap chap*  
18:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
*you old sport*  
18:33  
  
*pats you on the butt*  
18:35  
Daisy Kay  
*The little teen boy blushes as you pat his rump and feel the soft crinklepants underneath his shortalls.*  
18:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
*aww...wittle boy can't hold it in, can you?*  
18:38  
Daisy Kay  
*blushes warmly across his freckled face "I can so..." he mumbles and looks down.*  
18:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Then why do you need THESE (squeezes you hard on the rear end, scrunching up your shorts and crinklepants)?*  
18:40  
Daisy Kay  
*bites his bottom lip. He gets quiet.*  
18:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
*You're just a big baby aren't you! Mandy pokes the little boy on the chest, teasing him cruelly*  
18:42  
Daisy Kay  
*rubs his feet together, looking down.*  
18:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
*You don't mind if I take a peek....do you? The older, intimidating girl starts unfastening the buttons on your shortalls*  
18:45  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy stands still for you. He knows the drill by now. You're amazed such a dirty little boy can still smell like sweet vanilla. His shortalls come open with ease, exposing his very poofy pants.*  
18:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
*"D'aaww, it's okay...it's nothing to be ashamed of.." The big, older girl starts trailing kisses down your neck and slides a hand down your poofy pants...raking her nails against your soft, rear end. You know you're a little young for this kind of stuff...but...*  
18:49  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy bites his bottom lip. He looks up at you timidly. He closes his eyes as he feels your nails touching his bare skin.* ah...  
18:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
*The older girl presses her big tits to your little chest, you can feel her hard nipples brushing you as she slides her hand to the front of your pants...coming very close to your boy parts*  
18:52  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy totally forgets about what a wimpy little boy he is for a moment as he feels the older girl press against him and touch him so dangerously close. He closes his eyes and smiles, jutting his hips forward. "Mmm, Mandy..." he smiles softly.*  
18:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy begins to feel the younger boys cock stiffen "Aww, the wittle boy wants to get touched doesn't he?"*  
18:55  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy jumps forward, latching himself onto you. He wraps his lips around your tit, pulling a huge portion of it into his mouth as he sucks. He pulls backward until he's just tugging your nipple between his lips.*  
18:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy is shocked that the young boy has the gall to be so forward, but at the same time, it feels so good...she likes feeling his mouth sucking on her hard....*  
18:59  
  
*Without even thinking about it, she unfastens the boy  
18:59  
  
the boys swaddling clothes...*  
18:59  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy's cock is so big for a boy his size. It points straight at you, wet and glistening at the tip. He looks up timidly, pulling away slightly so you can look at him.*  
19:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy looks at his big, beautiful cock, when he pulls away she takes the opportunity to move her head downward...and start licking it's glistening tip.*  
19:02  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy smiles. He feels so good about himself, like he's a 'real man.' He holds your head and gently digs his fingers into your hair as you suck the tip of his cock. He lets out a tiny moan of pleasure.*  
19:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy loves the sensation of her hair being pulled and takes Daisy deeper into her mouth, flicking her tongue all over the boy's cock.*  
19:05  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy grunts a bit. He forces himself into your mouth "Suck it. Suck my cock." He commands in his sweet, boyish voice. He looks down at you. He pulls your hair back so you have to look up into his eyes.*  
19:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy loves the feeling of being dominated by the boy and does as he bids, forcing his oversized cock down her throat, until she has the whole of it in her mouth.*  
19:09  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy bares his teeth. He shoves you off of his cock, making you fall back against the floor. He runs towards you and grabs your hips, flipping you over. The boy wastes no time yanking down your pants and panties. He stares at your perfect butt. He's utterly jealous of it. He can never keep his in such nice condition! He grabs one cheek and pulls it aside as he aims the tip of his cock towards your butthole. He presses the tip against it and slowly pushes in.*  
19:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy screams in half shock half ecstacy as the boy thrusts inside her asshole...she loves getting it in the ass...it feels so good she starts drooling out of the corner of her mouth*  
19:15  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy keeps up his best intimidating voice, though it still cracks a bit "your ass is mine!" He pushes his cock all the way inside you "I'm gonna fuck you so hard..." he strains. He holds onto your cheeks for balance as he thrusts in and out of your tight asshole. He leans forward and gently bites your shoulder.*  
19:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy screams even louder...moaning and scrunching her face up at the way Daisy's ravaging her body. She loves the feeling of him using a place in her that's so private and personal...and she loves the pain...*  
19:19  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy pounds into your ass, pushing back and forth. He gasps in surprise as he starts to cum, but he keeps fucking you. Even after he has orgasmed his erection remains nice and stiff and he uses it to send you over the edge as the slippery cum gets spread around inside of you.*  
19:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy cries out as she cums from the way Daisy is pounding her...she loves every bit of it...she loves the way it feels to be put down and dominated by someone..She collapses on the floor, panting, trying to catch her breath*  
19:24  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy stands over you. He holds his limp, sticky cock in his hand as he looks at you there on the floor. He starts pissing. The hot pee splashes against your butt. He aims the stream higher, sprinkling along your back and up to your chest. He smiles proudly to himself. Even though it's childish he feels like he's claiming you by doing this. You feel the warm piss flowing over your bare skin and even trickling down between your legs, against your privates.*  
19:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy has never been pissed on before...it's so dirty and disgusting...but a part of her can't help but like it, a boy claiming her like a dog claims it's territory.*  
19:28  
Daisy Kay  
*Grins, hands on his hips "See? I know how to use it."*  
19:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
*"You most certainly do.." She brings herself up to a kneeling position and kisses the boy on the lips*  
19:30  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy kisses back. "um... we should take a bath..." Daisy toddles over to the bathroom, zipping around the corner.*  
19:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
*We should...I'll let you scrub me, the older girl says, smiling.*  
19:32  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy sits in the tub with you as bubbles surround us. He uses a soapy sponge and scrubs your back. He leans against you and sighs contentedly.*  
19:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy purrs...she loves the feeling of Daisy against her...washing her like a little girl..*  
19:36  
Daisy Kay  
*Nuzzles your neck*  
19:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Lays against you, relaxing*  
19:40  
  
((I'll eat those doritos, if you still have them))  
19:42  
Daisy Kay  
*slinks back over to you*  
20:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Scoops you up and rests your head on her chest*  
20:01  
Daisy Kay  
mmmph...  
20:06  
  
I just wanna be all weak and helpless.  
20:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww, really?  
20:06  
Daisy Kay  
yeah I dunno I just felt this overwhelming feeling just a moment ago...  
20:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
heh, I can take care of you too  
20:08  
  
What would you want me to do?  
20:08  
Daisy Kay  
um, I dunno *mumbles, twiddling his buttons*  
20:09  
  
*thinks  
20:09  
  
*The 13-year-old boy sits in the front passenger seat. He looks out the window as the street just zips by. He's squirming a bit, tugging on his shortalls. "Mom? Are we there yet?" the boy whines, rubbing his thighs together.*  
20:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
*The boy's mother sighs..."We'll get there when we get there, Daisy.."*  
20:12  
  
*"PLEASE, give me some peace. You don't want your bottom spanked now, do you?"*  
20:13  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy lets out a long whine "but Mom, I have to go!" his little sister giggles from the backseat "shut up, it's not funny!"*  
20:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
*"Well you should have thought about that before we left the house, young man! We're in the middle of nowhere and I have no idea where the next rest stop is!"*  
20:14  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy really doesn't want to be spanked, but more than that he doesn't want to have an embarrassing accident out in the middle of nowhere. The boy scrunches up his freckled face as his tummy groans at him. He winces each time the car hits a slight bump.*  
20:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
*"You know, I'm getting really tired of you not being able to hold it in. If you keep this up I'll put you back in pampers, 13 years old or not."*  
20:17  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks down. He whimpers pitifully as he feels his warm mess blooming out across his rump. He closes his eyes and then lets out a happy sigh of relief. Even though it's humiliating he feels a lot better after making a big mess in his overalls. He leans back in the car seat.*  
20:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy looks at Daisy...a look of utter contempt coming over her face.."You did not just do what I think you did, did you?"*  
20:21  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy's little sister leans forward in the car seat "Daisy pooped his paa-aant, Daisy pooped his paa-aants!" she chants, teasing the older boy. Daisy whines and tucks his chin down against his chest.*  
20:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy whips the rickety blue Cavalier over in fury, causing the tires to squeal. She gets out of the car, walks around the hood and tears open the passenger's side door. Hot with anger she rips Daisy out of his seat and tears down his pants...Exposing his rear end to everyone on the highway!*  
20:24  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy whimpers as you pull down his pants. Anyone passing by can see his dirty butt. "Mommy, nooo!" he cries. His little sister jumps forward and presses her snoot against the window so she can watch.*  
20:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy throws Daisy over the hood of the car and starts spanking Daisy as hard as she can...Daisy watches as heads turn in all the cars passing by, gawking at the display on the blue Cavi.*  
20:28  
Daisy Kay  
*The teenage boy bawls, kicking his legs weakly as he has his poopy pants around his ankles. His butt slowly turns redder with each swat. Daisy bites on his knuckles, looking over his shoulder pathetically at his mom.*  
20:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
*I'm only doing this so you finally learn! You're just a big baby! I didn't want to do this but...Mandy storms off and gets something out of the trunk. To your horror, it's a pair of frilly pampers that have little pink teddy bears on them*  
20:32  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy lets out a little whimper as he sees the wussy pampers. He continues to lie there on the hood, his rear end still in the air.*  
20:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy starts fastening the pampers over the crying boy's rear end, tossing his soiled pants to the side of the road. An obnoxious teenager from a passing car yells "nice ass, baby!" out his window.*  
20:35  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy is utterly mortified. He just pouts now as you lift him up and set him back on the ground. Daisy winces and looks away as the teenager teases him. He climbs back into the car. Daisy's sister Zinnia leans on head rest "He looks cuter like this anyway, Mama." the small girl states matter-of-factly.*  
20:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
*"Well, your big brother needs to learn that if he acts like a baby, he'll be treated like one."*  
20:38  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy hopes he can enjoy the movie even when he's in his diaper. He holds his hands in his lap, looking down bashfully. Maybe no one will see him since it'll be dark.*  
20:40  
  
Sent file secrettime2edit2-justzinny.png.  
20:41  
  
((this is the only drawing of Zinny I have. She's clearly a big girl here))  
20:41     
Kommissar Mandar  
aww, she's cute  
20:41  
  
*Mandy pulls into the movie theatre and everyone gets out of the car..everyone in the parking lot looks on in curiosity at the teenage boy in the frilly girly pampers*  
20:42  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy waddles towards the theater, holding hands with his mom and little sister. Zinny looks so proud, turning her snoot up with a big grin as she gets to look so grown-up next to her big baby brother. She wraps her arm tighter around Daisy's arm.*  
20:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
*So many other kids with their parents turn and laugh at the boy..Daisy looks helpless at his mother but she only says "This is what you deserve, this is the only way you'll learn.."*  
20:46  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy stands close, feeling anxious. Lucky for you, you're able to fool the ticket taker that the boy is under 13, which gives you a discount. The boy smiles, seeing the theater getting closer, where it's nice and dark. He holds his grip on your arm tigher for a moment.*  
20:48  
  
((*blush* it seems silly but I really like nice, sweet little moments... ya know, between all the embarrassing stuff...))  
20:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy takes the boy into the dark theatre. Her voice softens, "I'm sorry I had to do this to you, Daisy." She puts her arm around the boy so he can rest his head on her.*  
20:50  
Daisy Kay  
*You know you did the right thing. Daisy sits between his mom and sister, his pampers crinkling a bit. His siter has a big soda which she shares with the older boy. Daisy takes a few sips, but he tries not to overdo it.*  
20:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy pulls the boy in close when he's done drinking. She lightly brushes her nails across the young boy's smooth skin, making him break out in gooseflesh.*  
20:53  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny slurps her soda noisily. The sound really gets to Daisy, making him squirm. Halfway through the movie Zinny speaks up "I gotta go tinkle." she whispers to her mother and brother. As she slips down she takes Daisy's hand. Daisy looks confused as he's pulled out to the hall with his sister.*  
20:55  
  
((*blushing hardcore*))  
20:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
((*aww*))  
20:56  
  
*Zinny pulls her brother by the hand, taking him into the ladies room. "But..this is the GIIIIRLS room, Daisy protests."*  
20:57  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny giggles "it's a public bathroom. There might be strangers in here! I need my big bruvver to protect me!" She tugs Daisy's arm "relax, it's not like you'll have to actually use the toilets!" She pats her brother's rump. She runs over to a stall and tugs down her panties. She lifts up her skirt and sits on the toilet, looking at Daisy. She keeps her legs spread so the boy can watch.*  
20:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Daisy has never seen a girl go to the bathroom before, let alone his sister. He's suprised his little sister doesn't seem to mind him watching her in the least, in fact, she seems to be enjoying his eyes on her."  
21:01  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny grins smugly as she piddles into the toilet, every drop going into the bowl perfectly. Her little pussy lips part as the jet of piss comes gushing out. She sways her head back and forth, whipping her ponytail. "This is how big girls go potty. Maybe some day you'll learn how too!" she says nice and loud. Daisy blushes, feeling like he has to pee just from watching the girl going.*  
21:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Zinny grins smugly..."You know, I've never seen a boy go to the bathroom before...I showed you something, how about returning the favor."*  
21:06  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy really wants to show that he can be a big kid too but he ends up pissing on himself. He looks down. Zinny can hear the loud hiss coming from his pampers. She still wants to catch him in the act so she pulls the boy's waistband a bit just in time to watch the stream hitting the soft padding inside.*  
21:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Geez Daisy, you'll never learn will you?, she says giggling, though afterward she smiles softly. It's okay...I won't tell mom. She kisses him gently on the snoot*  
21:11  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny slides off the toilet and wipes herself. She shrugs "I don't see what's so hard about it. Must be a boy thing." Daisy pouts at this which only makes Zinny giggle more. She turns around and flips up her skirt, mooning the boy, shaking her little round butt at him.*  
21:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Zinny looks at the boy and cocks her head to the side. "Hey Daisy...have you ever kissed a girl before?"*  
21:14  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy makes a face "of course I have..." he tries to look all mature as he stands there with pee on his crotch.*  
21:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
*"Heh heh, you're bullshitting me! You've never done it! But I guess there's a first time for everything." Zinny leans forward and aggresively presses her lips against Daisy's..grazing her teeth on his lower lip.*  
21:17  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy's eyes go wide as he gets kissed so deeply and suddenly. His knees are bent as Zinny holds him to her level. He slowly slides downward, his rump hitting the clean tiled floor. Anyone passing by could see his diapers sticking out under the partition, but no one seems to say anything. Daisy sits on the floor, looking over at his sister. "we shouldn't do that... you're my sister! Besides, you're... too little." He winces "Mom says that's bad..."*  
21:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
*"What mom doesn't know won't hurt her"...Zinny grabs at her brother's cock through his pampers, making him yelp*  
21:20  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny rubs snoots with her big brother. "I hope you never grow out of this, and I get to change your pampers and always look at your cute dick." She whispers to the boy. Zinny slides down to the floor and gently tugs the waistband. She holds the cock in her hand, exploring it with her fingers, feeling it curiously. She doesn't even care that it's soaking wet. She actually looks really excited to be holding it. She looks up at her brother, watching his reaction.*  
21:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Zinny grabs her brother's cock and begins stroking it. "I like doing this for you, big bro...I like making you feel happy. I think your boy parts are the most adorable thing in the world. I like seeing the way touching you there makes you melt."*  
21:25  
Daisy Kay  
((heh heh, I like the way we're switching back and forth between the characters *blush*))
*Daisy tilts his head back and smiles. His wet cock throbs in the girl's little hand. Zinny watches the boy. It seems so easy to please him. She leans down and licks the salty wet dick. She wraps her lips around the head and sucks on it. She feels an odd sensation, actually enjoying how her dirty big brother tastes in her mouth.*  
21:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Zinny grabs her brother's hips to brace herself...pulling his cock deeper into her mouth..she gags as it hits the back of her throat but clenches her fist and works past it. The way her throat is spazzing aginst his cock drives Daisy wild.*  
21:31  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy gasps and shudders "Zinny, don't, you're gonna make me cuh-" he clasps his hand over his mouth, hoping no one heard him. He moans through his fingers. He looks down, at the girl's ponytailed head bobbing up and down. He places his hands on Zinny's shoulder's soothing her a bit. He tenses up, squirting a little pre against the back of Zinny's throat.*  
21:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Zinny slurps down Daisy's pre-cum greedily, somehow pulling him even deeper down her throat. It hurts, but she doesn't mind pain if it gives her big brother pleasure...*  
21:35  
  
*She tightens her grip on the boy's lovely, nubile hips and bobs even faster*  
21:36  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy trembles as he starts to cum. His mouth hangs open and he shudders, squirting his hot cum all over your throat. It nearly overflows in your mouth. His cum tastes so sugary and sweet against your tongue. Daisy tenses up and then untenses, falling back to the floor and sighing.*  
21:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Zinny falls back as well, wiping up the excess cum around her lips with her fingers and sucking it off...it reminds her of milk after some sweet cereal has been in it. Her face is red and she's panting heavily, looking at her big brother with a dreamy expression.*  
21:39  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy tugs at his waistband lazily, pulling it over his cock. He looks over at the girl with half-open eyes and a wide grin. He suddenly snaps out of it. "Mom's probably wonderin where we are..." He wobbles and stands up, taking your hands. He exits the women's restroom, some girls eyeing the boy and staring at him. Daisy keeps his gaze downward. As he returns to the theater he can see his mom looking over at the two of them. She gives her two kids a long look and then flashes a knowing smirk. Daisy looks nervous and ducks his head down.*  
21:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Daisy's mother lowers her lips to his ear and whipsers "It's okay, sweetheart, it's normal for kids to...experiment."*  
21:45  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks over at the movie then back to his Mommy. He climbs into the woman's lap and nuzzles her chest.*  
21:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Aww, my little boy is so sweet...I wish I could just freeze you the way you are, I don't want you to grow up. I want you to stay little and perfect forever. She holds Daisy tight and kisses him on the snoot.*  
21:48  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny climbs into your lap as well. The little girl rubs her snoot against your chest. She whispers to you "Can we have lunch, Mama?" Daisy blushes but he looks up and seems to ask the same question with the little expression on his face.*  
21:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
*What do you want for lunch, sweetlings?*  
21:51  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny nudges your breast and gives a little nip through your shirt. She blushes but she smiles. It's the one thing neither of your two kids have grown out of yet.*  
21:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
*aww, sure my lovelies. Come on, lets go out to the car.*  
21:53  
  
*The mother walks her two children out to the blue Cavi, and has them climb in the backseat, joining them and unbuttoning her shirt*  
21:54  
Daisy Kay  
((Mmm, if only I could suck both your nipples at once... I could try... c: ))  
21:54  
  
*The two exciteable tykes watch as you open your top, showing off your big beautiful tits. Zinny clamps down first, sucking eagerly and tasting that sweet mommy milk. Daisy takes your other nipple, pulling it hard inside his mouth and sucking deeply.*  
21:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
*The mother strokes her children's hair as they feed. She loves the closeness that she shares with them and hopes they never grow out of it. She winces slightly at the tugging on her nipples*  
21:57  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy wiggles his bottom, using his pampers some more. He lets out a soft grunt and sighs. He looks up at you with a dreamy expression on his face. He licks your nipple, flicking it with his tongue. Zinny looks over at her brother, giggling with her mouth full.*  
21:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
*The mother strokes their little backs, loving how adorable and innocent they are. She feels so at peace, just relaxing with her young ones and feeding them..*  
22:02  
  
*"Do you know how much mommy loves you? she asks them*  
22:02  
Daisy Kay  
*Zinny nods. Daisy sits back and smiles up at you. "uh huh, and I love my Mommy very much." He places his hands between his legs, rubbing his diaper against himself.*  
22:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
*"Good", she says, kissing the squirming little boy on the forehead.*  
22:05  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy slinks downward and rubs his snoot between your legs.*  
22:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Oh Daisy, you shouldn't think about your mother that way...but...I understand if you're curious..*  
22:07  
  
*Do you...want to see me?*  
22:07  
Daisy Kay  
((*whispers in your ear* I'm about to explode...))  
22:07  
  
*Daisy looks down at your crotch then back up at you. He nods quickly.*  
22:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
((For real? =O))  
22:08  
  
*Well, okay sweetheart. She removes her thong panties and lifts up her dress, revealing her mature womanhood the the young boy.*  
22:09  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy leans forward, cumming on himself just from looking at you. He pants and moans.*  
22:09  
  
*Flops on top of you and nuzzles.*  
22:09  
  
*gives you an open-mouth kiss*  
22:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Aww, I'm glad you like what you see, darling. The mother pulls the young boy's head up to her level and returns the kiss, gently exploring Daisy's mouth with her tongue*  
22:11  
Daisy Kay  
*smiles at you.*  
22:12  
  
Mandy... you know you gave me a really really big one just now...  
22:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
Really? =O  
22:12  
Daisy Kay  
*washes their privates*  
22:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wish I could have been there to see it...  
22:14  
  
*blushes hotly*  
22:14  
  
Heh, I thought you said that was a rare thing for you?  
22:15  
Daisy Kay  
*blushes too*  
22:15  
  
yeah  
22:15  
  
My orgasms are slow burns. I have all these little ones and followed by a big one.  
22:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm smiling like an idiot right now  
22:16  
Daisy Kay  
but rarely do I cum...  
22:16  
  
*sighs softly* I feel better...  
22:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww, I'm glad  
22:17  
  
You sound like you had a rough day today  
22:17  
Daisy Kay  
*Rubs their head* ooohhh... *smiles*  
22:17  
  
sometimes I wish I could cum quickly like a typical guy, or get sleepy afterward, but I guess it's better to have quality over quantity.  
22:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's true  
22:19  
  
I uh  
22:19  
  
I've come across a few guys who told me they have trouble with it  
22:19  
  
and...they don't seem to have trouble with me  
22:20  
Daisy Kay  
yeah. It's not... NOT having an orgasm...  
22:20  
  
like a lot of guys... I have um  
22:20  
  
I have feminine orgasms.  
22:21  
  
It's intense. I can feel them internally.  
22:21  
  
It can feel so much like a regular orgasm...  
22:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's probably a lot better than what a typical guy feels  
22:21  
  
I'm so glad I could do that for you..  
22:22  
Daisy Kay  
Don't ever worry about me being unsatisfied.  
22:22  
  
because I'll assure you that I am.  
22:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
Heh, I worry a lot about that  
22:22  
Daisy Kay  
One girl I was with got so depressed that I didn't cum...  
22:22  
  
and I tried to explain to her how my orgasms work but she didn't believe me.  
22:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
I actually get really nervous about you just...I don't know, being dissappointed with me in real life  
22:23  
  
I believe you, I'm the same way  
22:23  
  
That's how girls work, and well...I've been with both  
22:23  
Daisy Kay  
I would love to know that you orgasm often, even without me touching you  
22:23  
  
like...  
22:23  
  
you could be touching yourself or rubbing, or... using something  
22:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
I use something  
22:24  
Daisy Kay  
and I would be happy with that.  
22:24  
  
*nuzzles your neck.*  
22:24  
  
haha, um...  
22:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
heh, I just worry  
22:24  
Daisy Kay  
we had a gay dog.  
22:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's common in dogs  
22:25  
Daisy Kay  
she chewed up my roommate's dildo. It was funny and tragic.  
22:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
They fuck for dominance  
22:25  
  
ahaha  
22:25  
Daisy Kay  
because now the plastic was too sharp to use. Oh well, cest la vie.  
22:25  
  
She fuckin loved pussy apparently.  
22:25  
  
She chewed the crotch out of underwear and jeans if you left it lying around.  
22:26  
  
Nasty dog  
22:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh jeez...  
22:26  
Daisy Kay  
haha yeah  
22:26  
  
She ate pants  
22:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
pants eater  
22:26  
Daisy Kay  
*eats your pants*  
22:26  
  
*licks your pussy*  
22:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
ooooohhh  
22:27  
Daisy Kay  
I don't like, do much eating out, but  
22:27  
  
I love just quickly putting my face down there  
22:27  
  
*blush* heh heh  
22:27  
  
just diving in for a moment.  
22:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just hope you don't find me dull in real life  
22:27  
Daisy Kay  
I'm not.  
22:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like the sound of that..  
22:27  
Daisy Kay  
I'm gonna cuddle you and doll you up  
22:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just get nervous meeting people, lol  
22:28  
Daisy Kay  
*pulls you into her arms and rocks you.*  
22:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww...  
22:28  
Daisy Kay  
Lil baby *pinches your toes.*  
22:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've never had anything like that done to me before  
22:29  
  
You can doll me up and rock me as much as you want : 3  
22:29  
Daisy Kay  
I've always been the one as the caretaker.  
22:29  
  
It's like my natural state.  
22:29  
  
I'm going to dress you up like a turn-of-the-century street tough  
22:30  
  
with a lil newsboy cap.  
22:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww haha  
22:30  
  
GET YA PAPES  
22:30  
Daisy Kay  
haha if I had that stuff  
22:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have a cap like that lol  
22:30  
Daisy Kay  
yeah?  
22:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yup  
22:30  
  
kind of like it  
22:31  
Daisy Kay  
There are like, two kinds...  
22:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2011/07/13/george-rr-martin---credit-karolina-webb_custom-f55e7468bf1390094e2995cc4f26d8e6a8f7ab47-s6-c30.jpg  
22:31  
  
George RR Martin wears my hat  
22:31  
Daisy Kay  
there's a one with a brim that is called a gatsby and with the brim completely covered called a flat cap.  
22:31  
  
he he  
22:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's the only hat I own, other than the tails one  
22:32  
Daisy Kay  
now that  
22:33  
  
is a baby's hat  
22:33  
  
*tickles your tummy*  
22:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
Ye : 3  
22:33  
  
I also have Knuckles slippers...  
22:33  
Daisy Kay  
One day I should get some footy pajamas for you.  
22:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
Now I haven't worn those in a long time  
22:33  
  
They'd look adorable  
22:34  
Daisy Kay  
then you wont slip around in the kitchen.  
22:34  
  
*pats your butt*  
22:34  
  
*yawns and pulls you close* I'm so excited...  
22:34  
  
you're going to be here soon.  
22:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
I am : 3  
22:35  
Daisy Kay  
Your bed is arriving on the same day you leave.  
22:35  
  
cutting it a bit close, but at least it'll be here.  
22:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
yay!  
22:35  
  
I'm so excited too..  
22:35  
  
nervous, but very excited  
22:35  
Daisy Kay  
I'll be so relaxed.  
22:35  
  
no more stress *yawns*  
22:35  
  
*curls up*  
22:36  
  
*presses up against you.*  
22:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Takes you in her arms and nuzzles you*  
22:36  
  
*kisses your forehead*  
22:36  
   Monday, 26. May 2014 
Daisy Kay  
*smooch*  
00:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
*smooches your smeech*  
09:35  
Daisy Kay  
c:  
11:02  
  
I hope I'll have time to do some house cleaning today  
11:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
I just got in from outside  
12:15  
Daisy Kay  
hi there little outdoor critter  
12:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
bah, everything froze  
12:26  
Daisy Kay  
oh no  
12:26  
  
frozen  
12:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
12:26  
  
I saw your frozen pic  
12:26  
  
I think I actually got color today, my skin feels so weird  
12:27  
Daisy Kay  
*touches your skin*  
12:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
*sizzle*  
12:28  
  
How's your day going?  
12:29  
Daisy Kay  
Just fine. Working on getting ahead of schedule by starting early this week. Also I'm going to finish a book I started a long time ago by adding some extra pages. 12 pages are already done and they're really lush.  
12:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
ooh nice  
12:32  
  
I'll get it when it's done  
12:32  
Daisy Kay  
I could jus' give it to ya.  
12:32  
  
*cuddles you up*  
12:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww, I like contributing  
12:32  
  
*purrs*  
12:33  
Daisy Kay  
Well yeah but  
12:34  
  
You'll be livin wiff me  
12:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
12:34  
Daisy Kay  
We share all things  
12:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww...that makes me happy  
12:34  
  
You can borrow all my makeup, if its your thing  
12:36  
Daisy Kay  
heheheh  
12:36  
  
might as well  
12:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
I really wanna have fun with your eyes : 3  
12:37  
  
Put thick eyeliner on them  
12:37  
Daisy Kay  
this show is so nippley.  
12:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
hah you're watching game of thrones?  
12:42  
  
(wait'll they start cutting nipples off, then it gets interesting)  
12:42  
Daisy Kay  
it's all nipples.  
12:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
all nipples, all the time  
12:43  
  
The nipple network  
12:43  
  
I irrevocably fucked up Phantasmagoria and now the games unwinnable lol  
12:45  
Daisy Kay  
it's playing season 2 right now.  
12:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
I didn't get the very, very, very, last item that you need.  
12:45  
  
So...screw it, I'm moving on to Harvester  
12:46  
Daisy Kay  
ugh what an annoying game  
12:46  
  
I'm glad they don't make adventure games unwinnable anymore.  
12:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, I thought it would be...more forgiving than the King's Quest games at least  
12:46  
  
but nope  
12:46  
Daisy Kay  
It's one thing to be stuck because you need to use your brain  
12:47  
  
it's another to be stuck because you didn't pick up an item that you can not possibly get at the end of the game.  
12:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
Exactly, but when the puzzles are so goddamn counter intuitive...  
12:47  
  
Its such bullshit  
12:47  
Daisy Kay  
That is not a challenge.  
12:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
You need to go to this little crypt all the way at the end of the yard and get a crucifix  
12:48  
Daisy Kay  
That isn't "hard." That is wasting your time.  
12:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
Like, my husband is running around laughing with an axe  
12:48  
  
Why would I think to do that?  
12:48  
Daisy Kay  
The only way it could be interesting is if the item you collect simply gives you an alternate ending.  
12:48  
  
man, if my Saturn was workin  
12:49  
  
I'd have you play Blazing Dragons.  
12:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
I believe there is an alternate ending where you can "save" Don, but I got neither lol  
12:49  
  
oooh, what's that?  
12:50  
  
Saturn was one of those consoles I thought looked really cool, but didn't know anyone who had it  
12:50  
Daisy Kay  
it's a silly point and click adventure game with weird looking cartoon dragons  
12:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
So I never got to play it  
12:50  
Daisy Kay  
Maybe it can be repaired. The audio is just messed up.  
12:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sounds like my kind of thing  
12:51  
Daisy Kay  
I could either get another Saturn or simply buy it for the PS1.  
12:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have a PS2 so that works too  
12:51  
Daisy Kay  
I also have a PS2.  
12:52  
  
Could always use a second one.  
12:53  
  
ooh  
12:53  
  
I could make you play Seaman  
12:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
*beavis and butthead laugh*  
12:54  
Daisy Kay  
of course I might have to help you since it's hard to know what to do  
12:54  
  
raising them to a certain age can be difficult.  
12:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
What kind of game is it?  
12:54  
Daisy Kay  
Well, you raise these little tadpoles and they grow into fish with human faces  
12:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wanna look them up, but nothings working of course  
12:55  
Daisy Kay  
and you use a microphone to talk to them.  
12:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
Fish with human faces?  
12:56  
  
That just sounds creepy...  
12:56  
  
My curiosity is peaked  
12:56  
  
I'm picturing like...Thomas the Tank engine with fins  
12:56  
Daisy Kay  
yes.  
12:57  
  
Then they grow into frogs with human faces.  
12:57  
  
but that is only if you beat the game.  
12:57  
  
I have a save file with a finished version of the game.  
12:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
I want to see these abominations first hand  
12:58  
Daisy Kay  
You can view it before you start fresh.  
12:58  
  
c:  
12:58  
  
YOU WILL!  
12:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
=D  
12:58  
Daisy Kay  
Also the game is narrated by Leonard Nemoy  
12:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
Oh shit  
12:58  
  
You raise them akin to virtual pets?  
13:00  
  
I had a lot of games like that growing up, but not with frog people  
13:00  
Daisy Kay  
It's probably the weirdest virtual pet game  
13:01  
  
and best  
13:01  
  
The more you talk to the Seaman the more it learns  
13:02  
  
it even starts asking you questions, personal stuff  
13:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's like a furby in that sense, I suppose?  
13:02  
  
oh god  
13:02  
Daisy Kay  
and it saves this information  
13:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
"Human, where do we go when we die?"  
13:02  
  
"Why do you cry in the night, human?"  
13:03  
  
This sounds creepy as hell, I'm all over it  
13:03  
Daisy Kay  
c:  
13:05  
  
I can't wait to share my toys with you  
13:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
eeee : 3  
13:06  
  
I'm so excited  
13:06  
  
I don't know if you like the Legacy of Kain games, but I have some of them you could try  
13:09  
  
Blood Omen, the first one, is my favorite game for PS1  
13:10  
  
It's somewhat like Zelda, only you play as a very angry vampire  
13:11  
Daisy Kay  
I have a gameshark. It's fun to hack games after you beat them.  
13:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooooh I never had one  
13:12  
  
I had a Game Genie, that's it  
13:12  
  
for genesis  
13:12  
Daisy Kay  
The Game Genie was the best  
13:13     
  
made my own codes  
13:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
What'd you make codes for?  
13:13  
Daisy Kay  
all games, mostly Mario 1 though.  
13:14  
  
That was just the easiest game to hack.  
13:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
I never knew any hacks  
13:16  
  
What could you do with Mario 1?  
13:16  
Daisy Kay  
make it messed up.  
13:18  
  
I loved to glitch out games honestly.  
13:18  
  
I did a lot of cart tilting before it was even a thing.  
13:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha I remember that  
13:19  
Daisy Kay  
I remembering tilting Mario 2...  
13:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
You could do crazy shit with ocarina of time  
13:19  
Daisy Kay  
and getting to play a whole new kind of game.  
13:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's rad as hell  
13:20  
Daisy Kay  
It was hard because there was just all kinds of stuff filling the screen.  
13:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
I played so much Mario 2 but I never beat it  
13:20  
Daisy Kay  
The level layouts were completely changed.  
13:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh damn  
13:20  
  
It's like playing god  
13:20  
Daisy Kay  
I also found a hidden limerick in A Boy And His Blob.  
13:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
ooh  
13:20  
Daisy Kay  
Most people had only seen a half-finished version  
13:21  
  
But I found the whole thing before anyone else.  
13:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
damn..  
13:21  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
13:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
I actually have an Ocarina of Time cart we could try tilting  
13:22  
Daisy Kay  
it's dumb as hell  
13:22  
  
http://tcrf.net/File:ABoyAndHisBlobD7.png  
13:22  
  
"just doing my blob"  
13:23  
  
that sounds gross, kid  
13:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
meh, none of my crap is working so I can't see it  
13:23  
  
What a boy does with his blob is a very personal thing  
13:24  
  
I know in early development with Ocarina of Time, they were planning on having a second quest  
13:25  
  
but scrapped it  
13:25  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
13:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
When you tilt the cart you can actually access bits and pieces of it  
13:25  
Daisy Kay  
I like lookin at vids of the weird 4th day glitch in Majora's Mask.  
13:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooh that too  
13:26  
Daisy Kay  
ohh yeah and  
13:26  
  
all the stuff hidden in Banjo Kazooie  
13:26  
  
that you can get with the gameshark  
13:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
that one egg...if I recall  
13:26  
Daisy Kay  
I'm sure one of my n64 gamesharks still works  
13:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
there was some hidden item in that game  
13:26  
Daisy Kay  
yeah and the dead bottles thing  
13:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
heh  
13:27  
Daisy Kay  
where player 2 can possess enemies and they can either make the fighter easier or harder  
13:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
I remember the glitch in OoT, where you could replace all your items with bottles  
13:27  
  
beat Ganon with a bottle  
13:27  
Daisy Kay  
I played as Master Hand in the original Smash Brothers  
13:27  
  
I just love playing games as they were not intended.  
13:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's the best part : 3  
13:28  
  
I STILL have not found this one hack for OoT  
13:29  
  
where you can access the original test areas  
13:29  
  
areas that look nothing like what's in the final game, very wonky looking  
13:30  
  
I've tried so hard to get it to work  
13:30  
Daisy Kay  
you ever play Paper Mario  
13:30  
  
I forget if I asked  
13:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
I played it at a friends house, I never had it  
13:30  
Daisy Kay  
okay well I got that  
13:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
=D  
13:30  
Daisy Kay  
I thiiiiink you can access the test rooms with the gameshark.  
13:30  
  
in oot  
13:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, you can either do that or do it with a rom  
13:31  
  
I tried doing it with a rom and couldn't get it to work  
13:31  
  
The last Legacy of Kain game had an amazing cheat  
13:33  
  
play the whole thing with cartoon graphics  
13:33  
  
welp, imma do the laundry and try and unfuck the computer  
13:38  
Daisy Kay  
hi bee.  
20:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
Hey you  
20:14  
  
Just got done packing  
20:14  
Daisy Kay  
*smiles*  
20:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
*kisses your snoot*  
20:15  
Daisy Kay  
*boops snoops*  
20:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
20:17  
Daisy Kay  
I took advil PMs so I hope I can get up early tomorrow and get any packages that arrive.  
20:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
Have some trippy dreams  
20:19  
  
Yeah, my debit card should get there soon  
20:19  
  
I'm also sending another package there  
20:19  
Daisy Kay  
to the office?  
20:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
just small stuff  
20:19  
  
no  
20:19  
  
your house  
20:20  
Daisy Kay  
I think I only  
20:20  
  
oh  
20:20  
  
you know my street address?  
20:20  
  
I was not sure  
20:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
yup!  
20:20  
Daisy Kay  
I gave you 220 N St Rt 7  
20:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
302 walker street right?  
20:20  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
20:20  
  
why did I forget  
20:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's okay, I forget everything  
20:21  
  
I've got itchy splotches of sunburn on me =(  
20:22  
Daisy Kay  
that is why I always wear something around my neck  
20:23  
  
also hats  
20:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
I was in the pool  
20:23  
  
I can see everywhere I missed with my sunscreen  
20:24  
Daisy Kay  
hehe c:  
20:24  
Kommissar Mandar  
My Irish skin can't handle sunlight  
20:24  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
20:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
In AZ I had to keep 50 spf sunblock in my pocket at all times lol  
20:26  
Daisy Kay  
you seen my freckles  
20:26  
  
I got badly burned in LA.  
20:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww, you have freckles?  
20:26  
Daisy Kay  
like, bright red  
20:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
*looks closely at your pics*  
20:26  
  
ooh, now I see  
20:27  
  
they look cute : 3  
20:28  
Daisy Kay  
They're all over my body, almost.  
20:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm the same way  
20:30  
  
i have them on my arms and shoulders  
20:30  
Daisy Kay  
Just forever stained on my shoulders yeah  
20:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
they stop about there though  
20:30  
Daisy Kay  
so blotchy  
20:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha you got really badly burned on the shoulders?  
20:31  
Daisy Kay  
no  
20:31  
  
freckles  
20:31  
  
I also have a few of those...  
20:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have a permanent tan and freckles there because I got reeeally badly burned once on the shoulders  
20:31  
Daisy Kay  
tiny blood-red freckles.  
20:31  
  
I used to wonder what those were  
20:31  
  
turns out it's just some really strong pigmentation.  
20:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
In 5th grade I got a 2nd degree burn from the sun  
20:32  
  
I don't think I've seen those  
20:32  
Daisy Kay  
they are teeny tiny red dots  
20:32  
  
do you have moles  
20:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
Just a small one on my arm  
20:33  
Daisy Kay  
I have a bunch here and there.  
20:33  
  
I did recently get a mole on my face. It's just on the left side, around the jaw. No color to it.  
20:34     
Kommissar Mandar  
like a beauty mark : 3  
20:35  
  
I've only ever had the one  
20:35  
Daisy Kay  
my dumb irish body is just  
20:36  
  
little dots everywhere  
20:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
You're Irish too?  
20:36  
  
cool : 3  
20:37  
  
I have one of the most Irish names ever  
20:37  
  
Amanda Erin Mullen  
20:37  
Daisy Kay  
I told you my hair used to be  
20:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm never called Amanda though  
20:38  
Daisy Kay  
really really bright red  
20:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
When did it change again?  
20:38  
Daisy Kay  
just gradually as I got older  
20:38  
  
also the curls  
20:38  
  
really large curls. Not like all tight and small  
20:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
You were like Chuckie when you were little : 3  
20:39  
  
The Rugrat, not the doll  
20:39  
  
My blonde hair turned brown when I was 10 and never came back  
20:40  
  
What's you zip code again?  
20:56  
Daisy Kay  
64080  
20:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
thankya  
20:57  
Daisy Kay  
what kind of phone do you have  
20:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
An LG Optimus  
20:57  
Daisy Kay  
if you ever need to call 816-588-8915  
20:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
Cheap and simple  
20:58  
  
ah thanks  
20:58  
  
I was gonna ask you for that so I could call in case I got lost lo  
20:58  
  
lol*  
20:58  
  
Though, I don't know how much service my phone will have out there  
20:59  
  
I barely have service here lol  
20:59  
  
My number is 631-578-6104  
21:00  
Daisy Kay  
I am payng $101 a month on my iphone  
21:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
Oh good gravy  
21:00  
Daisy Kay  
I have no idea what the extra 1 is for  
21:00  
  
my phone was free  
21:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
I pay $35 a month with Virgin mobile  
21:01  
  
the service is very spotty though  
21:01  
  
My phone was $200  
21:01  
Daisy Kay  
I just was like  
21:01  
  
I need an iphone that I can use when I travel  
21:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
but I find it to be a lot better than when I had an iphone  
21:02  
  
The battery is just too short on them  
21:02  
Daisy Kay  
I keep my iphone plugged in most of the time.  
21:03  
  
it can last at least 1 day being unplugged with minimal use but I try not to keep it that way  
21:03     
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, I need more than that lol  
21:04  
  
I forget to plug it in a lot  
21:05  
  
This has been my favorite phone  
21:07  
  
The worst one I had was a Droid  
21:07  
  
Though it met a sad fate at the Salt River in AZ  
21:07  
   Tuesday, 27. May 2014 
Daisy Kay  
hey cookieface  
10:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
Hullo  
10:49  
  
My shit locked up again  
10:49  
Daisy Kay  
*hugga bug*  
10:49  
  
cookie cookie cookie  
10:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
I do it all for the cookie  
10:50  
  
That was an amazing song  
10:51  
  
Cookie Monster sings Limp Bizkit  
10:52  
Daisy Kay  
cocky  
10:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
*stuffs cookies in your face*  
10:55  
  
alright, I gotta hit the bank and get an oil change  
11:08  
  
change my earls  
11:08  
Daisy Kay  
go! go!  
11:08  
  
feel free to text me anytime  
11:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
okay : 3  
11:09  
Daisy Kay  
I can't believe they used a stock fart sound in this show. I thought with their high production values that they would have made an original one.  
13:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
Ahahaha  
13:40  
  
I know the scene your talking about  
13:40  
  
Dolorous Edd  
13:40  
  
The Wilhelm Fart  
13:40  
  
The wilhelm fart just kills your immersion man...  
13:43  
  
I'm picking all the bacon out of this potato salad  
13:44  
  
There's something about soggy, cold bacon that is just skeevy..  
13:44  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
13:45  
  
I do a lot of my own sound editing  
13:45  
  
so I've heard, like...  
13:46  
  
EVERY canned sound there is.  
13:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll bet  
13:46  
  
I can pick out a few  
13:46  
  
my favorites being  
13:46  
  
That one rooster crow that's used in EVERYTHING  
13:46  
  
That stock "hell" ambience  
13:47  
Daisy Kay  
I just know 'em when I hear 'em.  
13:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbdLYtK9pPs  
13:48  
Daisy Kay  
I'm like "hey I used that."  
13:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
You'll know this one  
13:48  
Daisy Kay  
oh, uh...  
13:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's been in a ton of games, a couple cartoons and horror movies  
13:49  
Daisy Kay  
for horror sounds  
13:49  
  
there are a dozen screams I recognize  
13:49  
  
and the baby cry  
13:49  
  
no one has made a new stock baby crying  
13:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yes!  
13:49  
Daisy Kay  
it's always the same baby  
13:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
It is all the same baby  
13:49  
  
jinx  
13:49  
Daisy Kay  
like  
13:50  
  
it's actually kinda funny in the Conker game  
13:50  
  
when you basically hear every "spooky sound CD" sound play in the graveyard.  
13:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha yes  
13:50  
  
Hallmark Halloween sounds  
13:51  
Daisy Kay  
1001 Spooky Farts  
13:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
13:51  
  
The Fart over Innsmouth  
13:51  
Daisy Kay  
one of the weirder screams was made popular by the show Flapjack  
13:51  
  
whenever I use it people say "hey that's from Flapjack!"  
13:52  
  
haha  
13:52  
  
It has existed long before that though.  
13:52  
  
it's just this guttural "OOOOH!"  
13:52     
Kommissar Mandar  
I've probably heard it  
13:52  
  
I want to make a haunted house one day  
13:52  
  
I WANTED so bad to make a haunted house at my friends for Halloween  
13:52  
  
He literally has the pool from Poltergiest in his backyard...  
13:53  
  
I wanted to put fake skeletons in it  
13:53  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
13:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
Go in there, cover myself in mud  
13:53  
Daisy Kay  
I would love to make a haunted house again some day.  
13:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
Scare the bejeezus out of people by coming out and screaming "THEY ONLY MOVED THE HEADSTONES!"  
13:54  
  
Heh, my friend's house looked haunted all by itself without any help  
13:54  
Daisy Kay  
One of the cooler things to do, is like... just set up all these partitions...  
13:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
It would have been amazing with horror sounds and decorations  
13:54  
Daisy Kay  
so that you have to walk around it like a maze  
13:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh shit  
13:54  
  
Get a fog machine  
13:54  
Daisy Kay  
design it just right so that you lead them around  
13:54  
  
rather than getting them lost in your house haha  
13:55  
  
in the front door and out the back door.  
13:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
that would be amazing  
13:55  
Daisy Kay  
by the way, don't open the back door.  
13:55  
  
My back door is busted.  
13:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
ah  
13:56  
Daisy Kay  
it's being held in place by being closed.  
13:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
Don't Go In The Basement  
13:56  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
13:56  
  
No basement.  
13:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love that song  
13:56  
Daisy Kay  
I'm glad I don't have one anymore  
13:56  
  
you mean the sally cruikshank video?  
13:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah Basements be trouble  
13:56  
  
I believe so  
13:56  
Daisy Kay  
Quasi At The Quackadero  
13:57  
  
I just like saying that.  
13:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
yup that one  
13:57  
Daisy Kay  
I have said it a few times during LPs just  
13:57  
  
throwing it out there  
13:57  
  
Just to evoke Q sounds  
13:57  
  
the "comedy K."  
13:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
When I hear the word Quackadero  
13:58  
  
I just picture two ducks having a Mexican stand-off  
13:58  
  
See now  
13:59  
Daisy Kay  
I love that scene she did for Twilight Zone movie  
13:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
The best creepy sounds to use  
13:59  
Daisy Kay  
where she killed Bart Simpson  
13:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
Is anything from the Conet Project  
13:59  
Daisy Kay  
run, Ethel, run!  
13:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
I haven't seen that  
13:59  
Daisy Kay  
woah  
13:59  
  
it's the only one worth watching  
13:59  
  
The rest of the movie leaves a bad taste in your mouth once you know what happened to Vic Morrow.  
14:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've seen a lot of the Twilight zone, but not the movie  
14:00  
  
what happened to him?  
14:01  
Daisy Kay  
Although I guess some people do like John Lithgow playing William Shatner's character in Nightmare At 20,000 Feet  
14:01  
  
oh  
14:01  
  
he and two kids were killed during a stunt with a helicopter.  
14:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
Oh god...he was that guy...  
14:02  
  
I saw that happen  
14:02  
Daisy Kay  
If you ever really payed attention to films made after the mid-80s hardly any scenes involve helicopters.  
14:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
But didn't remember the guys name  
14:03  
Daisy Kay  
unless they are far away  
14:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
Die Hard had a bunch  
14:03  
  
but yeah  
14:04  
  
that was a terrible thing to watch  
14:04  
  
One of those videos that stuck with me  
14:04  
Daisy Kay  
I don't ever watch those kind of videos anymore.  
14:05  
  
as a grown up I just thought "I don't need to see how it happened."  
14:05  
  
haha  
14:05  
  
me grown up  
14:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm a very morbidly curious person, I can't resist  
14:05  
Daisy Kay  
so yeah  
14:06  
  
helicopter ban in Hollywood  
14:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
For good reason  
14:06  
  
I have never been in a helicopter and I never will be  
14:06  
  
I don't like them, I don't trust them  
14:07  
Daisy Kay  
it's fine as long as you aren't IN A STORM or BLOWING TONS OF WIND AT IT ON PURPOSE.  
14:07  
  
haha man what a bunch of assholes  
14:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'd rather avoid the altogether  
14:07  
Daisy Kay  
it makes me think of that guy...  
14:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
who?  
14:08  
Daisy Kay  
The guy who made that old film about Noah's Ark  
14:09  
  
it's the reason there are stunt regulations now.  
14:09  
  
that was the movie where extras got drowned during a flood scene  
14:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh christ...  
14:11  
Daisy Kay  
haha man people were DUMB back then.  
14:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
Regulations for pretty much anything are usually a result of stupidity which resulted in tragedy  
14:12  
  
I'm reminded of this one video I saw that's been in like all the "creepy/unnerving" shit threads  
14:13  
  
Of that night club that burned down  
14:13  
  
Faulty stage wiring  
14:14  
  
Overcrowded club  
14:14  
  
I think the band was called The Sharks or something  
14:14  
  
but it was just a really fucked up thing to watch  
14:14  
  
Everyone made for the door at once and people were crammed in this little hallway while everything was on fire  
14:15  
  
The Station, that was it  
14:15  
  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Station_nightclub_fire  
14:16  
Daisy Kay  
kittens and teddybears  
14:18  
  
kittens holding stuffed animals  
14:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
*hugs you like a teddybear*  
14:19  
Daisy Kay  
so you are a kitten now  
14:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
Ye  
14:19  
  
I'm a kitten attaching myself to your shirt  
14:20  
Daisy Kay  
Hmm. I should make a shirt that's like those clingy animal shirts except make it more bloody.  
14:22  
  
I'm sure it might have been done before, but has it been done with a cute animal?  
14:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't think so  
14:24  
  
A cute little kitten clawing your back raw : 3  
14:24  
Daisy Kay  
man...  
14:29  
  
I hate every other smug character in this  
14:29  
  
I just don't like when they don't get what's coming to them.  
14:29  
  
It's not fun if the proud asshole remains proud.  
14:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
Hah  
14:32  
  
It takes a while in this show  
14:32  
  
But believe me  
14:32  
  
Everyone gets whats coming to them  
14:33  
Daisy Kay  
as long as it happens  
14:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
Especially Cersei : 3  
14:33  
  
But I won't spoil anything  
14:33  
  
That's the fun of it though  
14:33  
  
You get to watch everyone build their own house of cards for so long....and it makes it so much more special when it comes down on their heads : 3  
14:33  
Daisy Kay  
I just have a feeling something will happen to that shitty boy king soon.  
14:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
hueheuhue : 3  
14:34  
Daisy Kay  
There's no way he can survive on his own if he attacks everyone at once.  
14:35  
  
He's kinda dumb  
14:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
You'll see  
14:35  
Daisy Kay  
not even realistic  
14:35  
  
just sort dumb dumb dumb  
14:35  
  
he's gonna undo himself.  
14:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
He's like Cartman and Mackaulay Culkin from The Good Son had a baby  
14:36  
Daisy Kay  
He would whip a tiger and then wonder why his throat is being ripped out  
14:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
But he's a lot more Cartman  
14:36  
  
So when he's left to his own devices and doesn't have mom or grandpa wiping his ass...he fucks up big time  
14:36  
Daisy Kay  
I like characters like Pokey/Porky from Earthbound.  
14:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
Pokey's my favorite! =D  
14:36  
Daisy Kay  
A rotten little shit that has zero power but then  
14:37  
  
somehow becomes the most evil being in the universe  
14:37  
  
haha  
14:37  
  
I dunno that is the most fascinating villain arc.  
14:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
He is used though, essentially  
14:37  
Daisy Kay  
Not the "he was good but tragedy turned him bad" or  
14:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like when the underdog gets his day  
14:38  
Daisy Kay  
"he always was evil and just used cunning"  
14:38  
  
but rather  
14:38  
  
someone who just starts as obnoxious and annoying  
14:38  
  
and then, when you least expect it, has real power.  
14:38  
  
wasn't Kefka like that in FF3/6  
14:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
Kefka was essentially insane and loved chaos  
14:40  
Daisy Kay  
He started out pretty weak  
14:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah  
14:40  
Daisy Kay  
so yeah  
14:40  
  
another good example  
14:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
Those are my favorite villians  
14:40  
  
Nihilistic villains who like chaos for the sake of chaos  
14:40  
  
Its what makes me like skull kid so much more than Ganon  
14:41  
Daisy Kay  
oh  
14:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
Ganon is pretty typcial, just wants to rule the world  
14:41  
Daisy Kay  
I love the villain that disrupts the plans of the "main" villain.  
14:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
Majora/skull kid just wants to destroy it  
14:41  
Daisy Kay  
that is a close second  
14:41  
  
just like  
14:42  
  
a wild card  
14:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yes!  
14:42  
  
Trashcan Man from The Stand  
14:42  
Daisy Kay  
main bad guy is like "hey wait, I'm the one that-"  
14:42  
  
and bam  
14:42  
  
dethroned by some weirdo  
14:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
I brought you the big fire, boss : 3  
14:42  
Daisy Kay  
combine those two types and like  
14:42  
  
that's the ultimate bad guy  
14:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's also why I like Littlefinger  
14:43  
  
He's the dude behind the scenes who's basically the puppetmaster of everything  
14:43  
  
Him and Varys are the only ones with real power  
14:44  
  
I always think of them like the Red and Blue spy in TF2 lol  
14:45  
Daisy Kay  
I don't like the smugness.  
14:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like smugness : 3  
14:46  
Daisy Kay  
There have to be moments where they get embarrassed.  
14:46  
  
otherwise it's no fun.  
14:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
You see that more with Varys  
14:46  
  
When Grandma Tyrell starts hitting on him  
14:47  
Daisy Kay  
I mean  
14:47  
  
when someone like  
14:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
"What happens when the decrepit bumps against the non-existant?" *wink*'  
14:47  
Daisy Kay  
constantly has a grin thinking they know everything  
14:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
and he just makes the weirdest face  
14:47  
Daisy Kay  
It's so much more satisfying to see that grin disappear  
14:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
They kind of do though  
14:47  
  
They at least no more than everyone around them  
14:48  
  
Or they're just Merpeople  
14:48  
  
Don't care what anybody says, I'm still committed to that theory  
14:49  
  
And I would never stop being smug if I was secretly a mermaid  
14:51  
  
Anyway  
14:54  
  
I think Cersei is just the most fun character  
14:54  
  
To watch fall  
14:54  
  
Without spoiling too much  
14:54  
  
She becomes pretty much as ridiculous as her son  
14:54  
  
At one point she's gaining weight  
14:55  
  
And she has all her servants beaten for "shrinking her clothes"  
14:55  
  
And then what finally happens to her is just absolutely beautiful  
14:56  
  
The only thing that tops it is what happens to Tywin : 3  
14:56  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
15:00  
  
is that next season or season 2  
15:00  
  
I'm still on 2, ep 4.  
15:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
Tywin's commuppance actually hasn't happened yet  
15:00  
  
it's happening this season  
15:00  
  
the next episode or the one after, I believe  
15:01  
  
I hope they make it as satisfying as it was in the book, but this show never seems to have a problem with that  
15:01  
  
Cersei's commuppance doesn't happen till waayy later, probably not for the next 2 season's of the show  
15:02  
  
But  
15:02  
  
You just get to watch her make horrible decision after horrible decision for so long...and you just know that everything is going to backfire on her in some way.  
15:03  
Daisy Kay  
a fatso  
15:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
You didn't get to the introduction of the Tyrells yet, at least not Grandma Tyrell  
15:05  
  
Ornary old people who do not give a FUCK anymore are my favorite  
15:05  
Daisy Kay  
it would be easier to watch this if it were on Prime with the other HBO shows.  
15:13  
  
but no they didn't wanna give up their highest rated show to people willing to spend $70 a year on Amazon.  
15:14  
  
still worth it. I still get free 2-day shipping for everythin.  
15:14  
  
has a skeleton ever crawled out of your vagina  
15:21  
  
i hate when that happens  
15:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
It'd be cool if that's how periods worked  
15:30  
  
Holy shit it looks like there's gonna be a tornado outside  
15:58  
Daisy Kay  
in NJ?  
16:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yup  
16:06  
  
Oh, I've seen them here  
16:06  
  
not very big  
16:06  
  
But little ones have happened  
16:06  
Daisy Kay  
dust devils  
16:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha  
16:07  
  
I guess that's what you'd call them  
16:07  
  
Not enough to do serious damage, but enough to look really fucking scary.  
16:07  
Daisy Kay  
I shaved my body and then took a loooong shower.  
20:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
ooooooh  
20:17  
  
You probably feel so smoooth  
20:17  
Daisy Kay  
not really  
20:17  
  
just less hairy.  
20:17  
  
I will sweep the floor later...  
20:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
Are you naturally hairy?  
20:18  
Daisy Kay  
eh, it's in patches that I would like to  
20:19  
  
eliminate.  
20:19  
  
I know I shouldn't be so down about my body  
20:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
I want to be hairless except for my head and eyebrows  
20:21  
  
You have a lovely body from what I've seen of it  
20:21  
  
I'm just so upset I broke the nail on my left ringfinger  
20:22  
  
I might have a tip put on it before I go  
20:22  
  
It's hard to type because my fingers are so uneven now lol  
20:23  
Daisy Kay  
*pulls you into a hug*  
20:25  
  
I bet your bush looks really cute.  
20:25  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha, I don't have a bush, I have a hardwood floor  
20:25  
Daisy Kay  
just sayin, if it ever grew out...  
20:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
I dunno I just hate having any hair down there  
20:26  
Daisy Kay  
me too.  
20:26  
  
It has to be...  
20:26  
  
light.  
20:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah...when my bush grows in it's out of control...  
20:27  
Daisy Kay  
I would shave my pubic hair and armpits off completely BUT you're supposed to keep some...  
20:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
Like 70s porno out of control  
20:27  
Daisy Kay  
it's more hygenic.  
20:27  
  
those are areas of your body that need at least a little hair.  
20:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
Really?  
20:27  
  
I never knew that  
20:27  
  
I shave my pits bare  
20:27  
Daisy Kay  
do you ever get, like, any rashes  
20:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
I thought it would be more hygenic to have no hair there  
20:28  
Daisy Kay  
It leads to rashes and yeast infections, sorry so gross but true.  
20:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
I get occasional dermatitis  
20:28  
  
but not in any areas with hair  
20:28  
  
I've never had a yeast infection, I wouldn't even know what one would look like if I had it  
20:29  
Daisy Kay  
looks like yeast  
20:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
I honestly think I have some kind of allergy to cigarettes/nicotine  
20:29  
Daisy Kay  
hahaha  
20:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's the yeast of my worries  
20:29  
Daisy Kay  
ha ha  
20:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
But  
20:29  
  
My ex boyfriend was a chain smoker and always had cigarette residue on his hands  
20:30  
  
And I would break out into huge, itchy rashes  
20:30  
  
but yeah...I've definitely never had yeast down there  
20:31  
  
It's always been something I'm afraid of  
20:31  
  
I'm pissed that my acne is acting up again, it frustrates me to no end  
20:32  
Daisy Kay  
I'm only concerned that it's painful.  
20:32  
  
I always think it's  
20:32  
  
cute  
20:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
It gets painful  
20:32  
Daisy Kay  
I'm weird about it  
20:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww really?  
20:32  
Daisy Kay  
of course you knew this  
20:33  
  
yeah!  
20:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
You'll love my acne scars then  
20:33  
Daisy Kay  
I always talk about how a series of dots and marks and moles and pimples and acne looks cute  
20:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm in luck then lol  
20:34  
  
My face will never be one color again because of all the acne I've had over the years  
20:34  
  
When I was 17-20 was the WORST  
20:34  
  
Because I got these pimples that would hurt so bad  
20:34  
  
they left the worst scars, too  
20:35  
Daisy Kay  
If I ever get my face zapped...  
20:35  
  
oooh, it's going to be sooo red  
20:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've thought about getting mine zapped  
20:36  
Daisy Kay  
and it's once a month for 18 months  
20:36     
Kommissar Mandar  
Probably so expensive  
20:36  
  
When I have money to burn, the first thing I'm going to treat myself to is permanent eyeliner  
20:36  
  
I want it sooo bad  
20:36  
Daisy Kay  
this is deeply personal.  
20:36  
  
I try not to worry about little things about my body, just the big ones.  
20:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
mm hmm  
20:37  
Daisy Kay  
body hair is a big deal because it's too "masculine."  
20:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, I can understand why it would be such a pest for you  
20:39  
Daisy Kay  
I'm okay with having a...  
20:40  
  
*whispers* wiener.  
20:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha  
20:40  
  
I would be sad if you ever got rid of it =(  
20:40  
  
A wiener is a terrible thing to waste  
20:40  
  
I mean don't get me wrong  
20:41  
  
I'd be happy with whatever made you happy  
20:41  
  
You sure do have a nice one too...  
20:42  
  
*hides her face*  
20:42  
Daisy Kay  
*nuzzles*  
20:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'd just be happy if my acne were gone forever, that's all I really want  
20:45  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah.  
20:45  
  
I just don't want you in pain.  
20:45  
  
I know how much it can hurt.  
20:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
yeah =(  
20:45  
Daisy Kay  
I've never had it personally.  
20:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
lucky you  
20:45  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
20:45  
  
I hit puberty when I was nine. That's when everything started working and grew and got bigger and I felt nervous and wanted to hide it.  
20:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww...  
20:47  
  
I won't lie  
20:47  
Daisy Kay  
and the cramps started  
20:47  
  
and I was so confused...  
20:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
I hit puberty at the same age, and I was ecstatic when everything started coming in  
20:48  
  
aw, you had cramps?  
20:48  
Daisy Kay  
I wonder if, if I go on HRTs, I will experience them as strong...  
20:48  
  
I still get moody once a month but I don't feel as much crampy pain.  
20:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
You should do it if its something you want  
20:49  
Daisy Kay  
It's more like every  
20:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
My periods are weird  
20:49  
Daisy Kay  
5-6 weeks  
20:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
Sometimes I'll actually get really euphoric  
20:49  
  
I get so tired though...  
20:49  
  
and the pain is really bad  
20:50  
Daisy Kay  
what do you take for it?  
20:50  
  
if anything  
20:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
advil  
20:50  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
20:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
tylenol  
20:50  
  
whatever I have  
20:50  
  
and kratom as always  
20:50  
  
that helps everything  
20:51  
Daisy Kay  
I been takin advil every day these days... but that's because I'm tryin to fall asleep sooner  
20:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
careful with that, that stuff isn't good for your liver  
20:51  
  
I'm actually very happy  
20:52  
  
I got my aunt off oxycodone by introducing her to kratom  
20:52  
  
its sooo much better for you  
20:52  
Daisy Kay  
ha ha  
20:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
I swear, I should really work in a smoke shop  
20:53  
Daisy Kay  
I don't drink, I bet my liver is awesome.  
20:53  
  
Man someone is going to fucking LOVE my organs one day.  
20:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
Heh, not so much mine...  
20:53  
Daisy Kay  
they're all so good.  
20:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have heart issues and my liver has taken a beating  
20:53  
Daisy Kay  
I'll give you mine.  
20:54  
  
*rips their liver out and slaps it against your chest*  
20:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
20:54  
  
aww....  
20:54  
  
why thankyou  
20:54  
Daisy Kay  
*staples it in place*  
20:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
Holy shit  
20:55  
  
You should make like....'Critters working in a hospital'  
20:55  
  
where they do shit like that  
20:55  
Daisy Kay  
if only anyone else in the world existed  
20:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha you can make a critter alternate universe  
20:57  
  
or better yet  
20:57  
  
they try and fix the dead people....  
20:58  
  
I seriously want to try and find a job in a smoke shop when I get out there now lol  
20:59  
Daisy Kay  
maybe they find  
20:59  
  
a cryogenics freezer  
20:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
You have no idea how much I hate what I do now...  
20:59  
  
If I could land a job in a smoke shop I'd be so fucking happy  
21:00  
  
It just sucks working in a field where being talked to like you're lower than shit and regularly called an idiot and a moron are commonplace...  
21:02  
Daisy Kay  
ouch  
21:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah...it really wears on your self esteem after a while  
21:02  
  
I worked for this one doctor who actually used to poke the staff in the head and shit and be like 'am I waking up the one brain cell in your head?'  
21:03  
  
I mean, maybe folks in MO are nicer but still...I really want to look into different options if I can  
21:05  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah  
21:07  
  
I've found that people are way nice here  
21:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's a relief  
21:07  
Daisy Kay  
at least in this town, everyone knows each other and tries to be helpful  
21:07  
  
my neighbor drove me to the vet.  
21:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
I really don't mind the work if I'm being treated with at least some modicum of respect  
21:08  
  
aww  
21:08  
Daisy Kay  
My bed was just given to me  
21:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's so nice..  
21:09  
  
My town is kind of like that  
21:10  
Daisy Kay  
my landlord still hasn't fixed some things, but  
21:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
All my shoes were given to me by a neighbor  
21:10  
Daisy Kay  
is way nicer than the slumlords of PA  
21:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm sure of it  
21:10  
  
I mean fuck  
21:10  
  
The landlord I had at my first apartment..my god....  
21:11  
  
The shower literally stopped running, no water  
21:11  
  
"It's not my problem"  
21:11  
Daisy Kay  
I think you told me  
21:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah....I reporter her to the police  
21:11  
Daisy Kay  
yeah that is def a problem for a landlord.  
21:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
Because she was illegally renting the place anyway  
21:11  
Daisy Kay  
I actually didn't have a fridge for a while.  
21:12  
  
I mean, in PA  
21:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
holy shit....  
21:12  
  
Yeah a fridge is required lol  
21:12  
  
Even when I lived in a nicer garden apartment  
21:13  
  
You had to complain to maintenence 6 or 7 times before they would respond  
21:13  
  
I really hate the general tri-state area with a passion  
21:14  
  
I don't even like NY  
21:14  
  
I've never been a city person  
21:14  
  
The only city I've been to that I kind of liked was LA  
21:15  
  
And Phoenix is technically a city so I suppose that too  
21:15  
  
So I guess the trade up is if I'm in a city it better be pretty and warm all the time lol  
21:16  
  
Do you get a solid 4 seasons where you are?  
21:16  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
21:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
nice!  
21:17  
Daisy Kay  
the weather stays... pretty normal.  
21:17  
  
It's rare that it ever gets too hot or too cold.  
21:18  
  
We do get some wild blizzards.  
21:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
so it doesn't get like bastard cold in the winter?  
21:18  
Daisy Kay  
so um... yeah, get ready for those.  
21:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love blizzards  
21:18  
Daisy Kay  
*shovels the driveway.*  
21:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
My car fares very well in snow, too  
21:18  
  
haha, I'd shovel it for you  
21:18  
  
That's always been my job around here  
21:19  
Daisy Kay  
I just like any excuse to do something that burns calories.  
21:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah  
21:20  
  
that and raking  
21:20  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
21:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
I actually find raking fun  
21:20  
Daisy Kay  
no need for that, actually  
21:20  
  
lawn care is provided for us.  
21:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
wow...  
21:21  
Daisy Kay  
A perk of renting in the midwest I guess  
21:21     
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, that's amazing  
21:21  
  
My old apartment in Jersey had lawncare too, but of course that was $1000 freaking dollars  
21:21  
  
And in AZ there were no lawns lol  
21:22  
  
rocks and sand  
21:22  
  
I just started a file in Harvester : 3  
21:26  
Daisy Kay  
cooool.  
21:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love everything about this game  
21:27  
  
So messed up and surreal  
21:27  
Daisy Kay  
I wanna build a windows 98 machine so we can play dos games on it without resorting to an emulator.  
21:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've always wanted to do that!  
21:29  
Daisy Kay  
I still have my 98SE disc  
21:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
sweet!  
21:29  
Daisy Kay  
I may have broken my old parts PC...  
21:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
We'll play these games the way they were meat to be played  
21:30  
  
on 14 floppy disks lol  
21:30  
Daisy Kay  
I dunno, I should try to piece it back together tomorrow... just to see.  
21:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
I think The Ripper was actually close to that number of floppys  
21:31  
  
It'd be so sweet it you could get it working  
21:31  
Daisy Kay  
and I got a CRT  
21:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
We'd be able to play Darkseed as well  
21:33  
  
That I know you can only play if you have a legit old comp  
21:33  
Daisy Kay  
CRTs are great. No latency.  
21:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
I miss them  
21:33  
  
I miss fishbowl macs  
21:33  
  
I wanted one so bad...  
21:34  
Daisy Kay  
imac  
21:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
fishbowl was the only mac I ever wanted  
21:36  
Daisy Kay  
pissbowl  
21:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
21:37  
  
it was puuuurdy  
21:37  
Daisy Kay  
my chamber pot doesn't need emptying right now!  
21:37  
Kommissar Mandar  
My 8 year old mind was just like OMG ITS BLUE  
21:37  
  
ahaha  
21:37  
Daisy Kay  
man what a gross thing rich people did  
21:38  
  
there were toilets in castles  
21:38  
  
why someone would take a dump in their own bedroom I mean... why...  
21:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
I know...I could never take a dump on anything that wasn't a toilet  
21:39  
Daisy Kay  
what about a chest  
21:39  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha no way  
21:39  
Daisy Kay  
*pats your shoulder* it's okay.  
21:39  
  
hahaha  
21:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've peed in plenty of places that were not bathrooms  
21:40  
Daisy Kay  
hahahahahaha  
21:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
what?  
21:40  
Daisy Kay  
I was just laughin at what I said  
21:40  
  
man when I was a kid I just wasn't like that, but my friends were  
21:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
It reminds me of Team America  
21:40  
  
Dumping on a chest  
21:40  
  
Your friends took dumps in weird places?  
21:41  
Daisy Kay  
I remember being in this above-ground swimming pool, you know, one of those tall ones...  
21:41  
  
and my friend is like "hey check this out." and I could see under the water as she pulled her bathing suit aside and then took a huge whizz right on my legs.  
21:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
ewwww  
21:42  
Daisy Kay  
it's a very vivid memory  
21:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
I fucking hate pool pissers!!!  
21:42  
Daisy Kay  
hahaha  
21:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
I hate people who think its okay!!  
21:42  
  
omg  
21:42  
Daisy Kay  
at least it wasn't a public pool  
21:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
When I was riding down the salt river with my buddy in AZ we had a two seater tube  
21:42  
  
And he kept peeing in the tube, it was disgusting  
21:43  
  
I don't care if it gets washed away, dude you're peeing right next to me....  
21:43  
Daisy Kay  
I bet it was gross because he was gross.  
21:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
Well yeah, that added to it  
21:43  
Daisy Kay  
*pulls you grosser*  
21:44  
  
*I mean closer*  
21:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
21:44  
  
*cuddles*  
21:44  
Daisy Kay  
I still wanna see you...  
21:46  
  
do... things...  
21:46  
  
and let me take care of you  
21:46  
  
*blushes*  
21:46  
  
*rubs their face on you.*  
21:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww...  
21:46  
  
You...wanna watch me pee?  
21:46  
Daisy Kay  
not often just  
21:47  
  
yeah  
21:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
I would do it for you  
21:47  
  
I have a question  
21:47  
Daisy Kay  
okay  
21:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
Have you ever...really peed on somebody?  
21:47  
Daisy Kay  
just my first girlfriend. She begged me to do it often.  
21:48  
  
I personally liked getting peed on more.  
21:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
I've never had it done to me, I think I'll pass on it lol  
21:48  
Daisy Kay  
Yeah  
21:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
Get me good and relaxed and I'll probably be able to do that for you  
21:49  
Daisy Kay  
I don't like doin that for real.  
21:49  
  
I think I told you that  
21:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
I can't do #2 though  
21:49  
  
I can only do that in private  
21:49  
Daisy Kay  
I have actually changed poopy diapers before... *blushes* but  
21:50  
  
I always made her take the pills  
21:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
I honestly could not shit in a diaper if I tried  
21:50  
Daisy Kay  
because I can't handle strong smells.  
21:50  
  
haha  
21:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm way too shy...=(  
21:50  
Daisy Kay  
you don't have to.  
21:50  
  
aww  
21:50  
  
oh my god  
21:50  
  
*giggles and holds you tight*  
21:50  
  
I'm sorry that makes you sound adorable I don't know why  
21:51  
  
what's wrong with me  
21:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha there's nothing wrong with you  
21:51  
Daisy Kay  
I don't smell at all but I still wont do it for real.  
21:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
I used to be really pee shy  
21:52  
  
But after so many hikes in the woods with no bathroom, I learned to get over it  
21:52  
Daisy Kay  
you're the only one  
21:53  
  
I would pee for  
21:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww...really?  
21:53  
Daisy Kay  
it's a special kind of trust ha ha  
21:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
*blushes and smiles*  
21:54  
  
You're the only one I would do it for too  
21:54  
Daisy Kay  
*Daddy Daisy looks down at you and ruffles your hair.*  
21:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
Oh god, please never call yourself that  
21:56  
  
Mama is okay  
21:56  
Daisy Kay  
*The tall man locks the bathroom and tucks the key into his pocket. "That's only for big girls, not for you." He leads you into the next room.*  
21:56  
  
*pats your butt* ha ha  
21:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
But...Daddy is just...skeevy  
21:57  
Daisy Kay  
I wont.  
21:57  
  
I never liked it.  
21:57  
  
It always made me feel weird to be called that.  
21:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
I had some issues with my dad, nothing sexual or anything but I could never hear that and not be grossed out  
21:58  
  
I like Master, too : 3  
21:58  
Daisy Kay  
Mmm.  
21:58  
  
You could totally call me master.  
21:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
=D  
21:58  
Daisy Kay  
and you can beg for things that I refuse to give you...  
21:58  
  
permissions and privileges.  
21:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm I like the sound of that  
21:59  
  
I like to be held down, too  
22:01  
Daisy Kay  
I kinda wanna do that though  
22:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
Or just grappled to the point where I can't escape  
22:02  
  
Ive always liked that  
22:02  
Daisy Kay  
not let you in the bathroom for a day, and watch you squirm. Maybe holding you down too... ah...

heh...


um...  
22:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
I would go for that  
22:03  
  
holding me down to what?  
22:04  
Daisy Kay  
The bed, against the wall, anywhere  
22:04  
  
*looks down sternly "Master doesn't trust you enough to leave you alone."*  
22:04  
  
*flips you over and gives you a swat on your padded rump.*  
22:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
*OUCH!*  
22:05  
  
*Mandy's face flushes scarlet..she loves when Master gets rough with her...*  
22:05  
Daisy Kay  
*The bigger master holds both your wrists together in one hand. He holds your arms above your head. He sees you squirming with your lower half. He takes his hand and presses it against your padded crotch. He presses down.*  
22:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy gasps...she loves the way his forceful touch feels...he's so much bigger and stronger than her and she adores how he overpowers her so effortlessly. It makes her so wet...*  
22:11  
Daisy Kay  
*Master smiles wickedly at you as you squirm under him. He gently lifts his hand "Now my dear, if you ask me nicely, I might just give you what you want..."*  
22:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
*I just want...to go to the bathroom, please, if it's okay with you?*  
22:14  
Daisy Kay  
*Master pretends to think. "Maybe. But you'll have to hold it." He loosens his grip, but he picks you up and carries you as if you weighed nothing. He places one hand on your back and the other on your rump. "You are a big girl, are you not?"*  
22:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Yes Master Daisy, I'm a big girl...I can try to hold it...I don't know how much more I can take though...*  
22:17  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy sets you down and watches you.*  
22:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy squirms and clamps her legs shut, regretting terribly all the iced tea she drank earlier...she tries and takes her mind off going to the bathroom but it's really getting to the critical point...*  
22:19  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy pats his lap. "Come here..."*  
22:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy crawls over and sits on Daisy's lap..she curls up and rests her head against his chest*  
22:22  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy takes a bottle of water from his desk. He holds it to your mouth. "Go on, suck it down like a good girl..." He rubs your tummy.*  
22:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy doesn't want to drink it but she doesn't want to disobey Daisy either, that would kill her chances of being allowed to use the toilet...She drinks down the water, loving the way he coos over her and rubs her...*  
22:25  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy bounces his knee a bit, your butt bumping against his thigh. He smiles down at you as you drink down the baby bottle. "Now there's a good girl. Does Mandy love her Master?"*  
22:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Yes, she loves her Master very much, she would do anything to make Master happy (Mandy clamps her legs shut, trying desperately to old it in)*  
22:28  
  
*Please Master...I don't know how much more I can take..*  
22:32  
Daisy Kay  
*Master lifts you up and tosses you onto the bed. He leaps over and grabs your wrists with both hands, setting them at either side of your head. "oh yeah?" He lowers his head and sucks on your tit through your shirt, wetting down the fabric.*  
22:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
*OH!....Mandy loves the way Masters mouth feels on her tit...she bites her lip to keep from crying out. As good as it feels, she knows she can't hold it much longer*  
22:35  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy lets go of your arms and lifts your shirt. He kisses your breasts and slowly trails downward, giving you little kiss down your torso, towards your belly.*  
22:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy moans as she feels her Master's lips trail down on such sensitive parts of her skin...She lets her guard down completely, and in doing so accidentally pisses her pants. She blushes hotly and looks in her Master's striking hazel eyes "I'm...I'm so sorry..."*  
22:38  
Daisy Kay  
*Master stands up abruptly, watching as you flood your pants. "You filthy little pisspants! I thought you said you were a big girl!" He puts his hands on his hips, just watching you.*  
22:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
*"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I couldn't take it anymore! I guess I'm not a big girl, I guess I'm just a stupid little baby..." Mandy looks up at you sheepishly...nervous as to what's to come next*  
22:42  
Daisy Kay  
*Master grabs your wrist and pulls you to your feet. He points at the pee puddle you left "Look at what you've done!" He yanks down the back of your pants and starts to swat your bare butt. He slams his hand down with an open palm.*  
22:43  
  
*Master holds your arm a bit higher, making you have to stand on your tippy-toes. He smacks your ass again, harder this time. He loves watching the ripple effect as his smack sends shockwaves through your skin.*  
22:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy yelps in pain...but deep down she loves it. She loves how strong her Master is and nothing makes her happier than being overpowered by him. She hopes that Master leaves her bottom so red and raw that she won't be able to sit down properly...*  
22:46  
Daisy Kay  
*Master talks down to you in a stern tone. "I should take your bathroom privileges away completely. You might as well get used to soiling yourself because I don't trust you enough to let you use the big girl toilet." He smacks your ass three hard times. Each smack stings your butt a little harder. Your ass cheeks feel so warm. You can't see it, but he is leaving distinct red handprints on your rear end. He raises his hand one more time. He lets his arm down hard, forcing you to jump forward a bit and almost lose your balance.*  
22:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy loves the torture, she loves every second of it..."Please Master, please let me use the toilet...I promise to be good. I won't piss myself anymore...please! She feels her Master smacking her ass and revels in the thought of how much it'll sting in the morning*  
22:52  
Daisy Kay  
*Master yanks down your pants all the way. He leaves you there, standing naked as he leaves the room.*  
22:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
*"Where are you going?" Mandy calls out, the sting on her ass catching up with her*  
22:55  
Daisy Kay  
*Master comes back with a rather large pair of pampers. He flaps them open and deftly pulls it between your legs. He tapes it around your waist nice and snug. "Just so you wont ruin more of my furniture..."*  
22:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
*But Masteeeer! I'm too old for theeese! Pleease....*  
22:58  
Daisy Kay  
*Master kisses your forehead "it's for your own good. I wont want my sweet thing to ruin all her pretty clothes. Imagine... You might have to walk around naked!"*  
23:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
*(I wouldn't mind that so much) Mandy thinks to herself. "Yes Master, if you insist. You always know what's best for me, I trust you. Mandy falls to her knees in her fresh pampers and begins to caress and kiss his hands.*  
23:01  
Daisy Kay  
*Master sits down on the bed as you grovel at his feet. "What a good girl." He pets your hair. He brings your face closer to his crotch.*  
23:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
*It sends shivers down her spine to hear her Master call her a 'good girl'. "...Is there anything I can do for you, my sweet, sweet Master?"*  
23:04  
  
*Master?*  
23:12  
Daisy Kay  
*Sets your head in his lap, petting your hair.*  
23:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
*purrs*  
23:13  
Daisy Kay  
Though I prefer a lot of stuff in just our fun little fantasy sessions I would still like to punish you for real.  
23:28  
  
or coddle you  
23:28  
  
punish and coddle at the same time?  
23:28  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha  
23:29  
  
I want you to spank me as hard as you can in real life  
23:29  
  
also  
23:29  
Daisy Kay  
I will, I promise.  
23:29  
  
That's as hard as I am willing to hit... spanks on the bottom.  
23:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
I really do get off on you saying 'good girl' to me : 3  
23:29  
Daisy Kay  
good.  
23:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
it's always been one of those things that turn me on  
23:30  
Daisy Kay  
Good girl, sweet little girl, pretty little good girl. Don't be a bad girl or I'll have to spank.  
23:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh god....yeah...that's the stuff  
23:30  
Daisy Kay  
*taps your nose.*  
23:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
eeee : 3  
23:31  
  
I picture those words in your voice and yeah...it does things to me..  
23:31  
Daisy Kay  
You looked so cute in your diaper. When I first saw it I just thought about... putting them on you myself... and just taking care of you all night.  
23:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'd let you...  
23:34  
  
I'd like that a lot, actually  
23:34  
  
What's your favorite thing to be done to you?  
23:35  
Daisy Kay  
!  
23:36     
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
23:38  
  
I don't know, that'd be hard for me  
23:38  
  
I'd be afraid of hurting you...  
23:38  
Daisy Kay  
no way  
23:39  
  
oh my god  
23:39  
  
?  
23:39     
  
!  
23:39     
Kommissar Mandar  
I could do that  
23:40  
Daisy Kay  
how would you lecture me  
23:40  
  
what are some of the finer points that Daisy doesn't get?  
23:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol I'll admit it's hard for me to be fake mean  
23:41  
Daisy Kay  
it's not mean though. You do it out of love because I need to learn somehow...  
23:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'd be like..."You're a big stupid baby that can't even use the toilet. You'll never grow up!"  
23:42  
Daisy Kay  
*looks down, blushing hotly*  
23:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
For future reference  
23:42  
  
I don't like being dealt any emotional digs =X  
23:43  
  
anything related to me being stupid or having a shitty memory  
23:43  
Daisy Kay  
I will not!  
23:43  
  
not even for play.  
23:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
Aww, thank you  
23:43  
  
You're a nice person : 3  
23:43  
  
But um  
23:44  
  
Lets see  
23:44  
Daisy Kay  
.  
23:44     
Kommissar Mandar  
*You're such a baby that I'll bet you still suck your thumb!*  
23:44  
  
*I'll bet you wanna suck on something else too...*presses my tit against your mouth**  
23:45  
Daisy Kay  
*scrunches up*  
23:45  
  
I do suck my thumb...  
23:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Yeah...you suck on that wittle baby...*  
23:45  
Daisy Kay  
usually I bite on it.  
23:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha I do the same thing  
23:45  
  
I'm weird, I put my fingers in my mouth all the time  
23:46  
Daisy Kay  
I mostly do it when I'm sleepy  
23:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww....  
23:46  
  
In all honesty, that's too cute : 3  
23:47  
Daisy Kay  
...  
23:49     
Kommissar Mandar  
hmmm  
23:50  
  
*Daisy, you're nothing but a child...*  
23:52  
Daisy Kay  
yeah...  
23:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
I think in all reality you're probably more mature than I am lol  
23:52  
Daisy Kay  
yeah, so?  
23:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
*You're such a baby I'll bet you have to sleep with a stuffed animal*  
23:55  
Daisy Kay  
*smiles*  
23:55  
  
...  
23:55     
  
...  
23:56     
  
I like that too  
23:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha  
23:56  
Daisy Kay  
*flops onto the bed.*  
23:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Wittle Daisy babypants*  
23:56  
Daisy Kay  
*whines* I am not!  
23:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Yes you are you big whiny baby! I'll bet you still even wear diapers!*  
23:57  
Daisy Kay  
*Looks down and mumbles "no I don't..."*  
23:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Yes you do you little pantshitter! You'd wet the bed if you didn't!*  
23:58  
Daisy Kay  
...  
23:59     
Kommissar Mandar  
*Bullshit, I'm not taking it back, whatchoo gonna do about it baby?*  
23:59  
   Wednesday, 28. May 2014 
Daisy Kay  
I'm not writing any of this what's going on???  
00:01     
Kommissar Mandar  
*Life's not fair you little shitpicker! How many times do I have to tell you? When are you going to grow up you whiney little brat?*  
00:02  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy fidgets a bit as you tease him. He puts a hand behind his back, grabbing at his butt. He winces each time you mock him for being a big baby.*  
00:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Yeah you grab at your butt you big silly baby! I'll bet you still have mommy wipe your ass for you because you can't do a damn thing yourself Wittle Daisy babypants!*  
00:05  
  
*Mandy chants over and over: Wittle Daisy babypants! Wittle Daisy babypants!*  
00:06  
Daisy Kay  
?  
00:07     
Kommissar Mandar  
*Why don't you just go in your diapey you big baby! I know you're probably wearing one. I'll even do you the favor of changing you afterwards!*  
00:09  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy looks down, whimpering "I'm not gonna use my diapy..." he insists. He dances in place.*  
00:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy holds Daisy down so he couldn't go to the bathroom even if he tried. "I can't believe what a silly little baby my brother is. You'll probably be wearing a diaper into your 40s at the rate you're going!"*  
00:12  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy squirms under you. He whines "stop it, you're... just a weak girl! I could..." he grunts, trying to pull you off. His eyes go wide. You hear him going in his pants. Now you KNOW he's wearing a diaper since his pants seem unstained. He averts his gaze.*  
00:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
*OOOOOooooooh who's the dumb girl now you little diaper wizzer!*  
00:15  
  
*Daisy's just a big baaaaby! You want sister to give you a bottle wittle baby?*  
00:16  
Daisy Kay  
*Daisy pouts "it's not funny, it was an accident!"*  
00:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Bullshit, it's the funniest thing ever! You're 31 and still wet the bed and suck your thumb and god knows what else! You're never going to grow up!*  
00:19  
Daisy Kay  
*covers his face*  
00:19  
  
you brought up my real age, that's even more humiliating...  
00:20  
  
you have no idea how hard I am...  
00:20  
Kommissar Mandar  
=D  
00:20  
  
*You're nothing but a 31 year old baby who still likes sucking on the teat! You want sissy to wipe you wittle baby?*  
00:21  
Daisy Kay  
*Huffs "I can wipe myself!" he says, CLEARLY lying. You've seen all his dirty underwear for yourself!*  
00:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy pulls out a wetnap* *Here wittle baby...she gently wipes the piss from his legs and cock and removes his wet pampers*  
00:23  
  
*She goes to the bathroom and gets fresh ones for him and gently fastens them around his bottom and crotch. She kisses the overgrown 31 year old infant on the forehead and strokes his cheek. There now wittle Daisy...doesn't that feel better?*  
00:25  
Daisy Kay  
*Breathes in deeply and then lets out a long sigh. he rubs his face against you.*  
00:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Aww...I'll let you in on a little secret*  
00:27  
  
*Mandy brings her lips to Daisy's ear: "I never want you to grow up".*  
00:27  
Daisy Kay  
*nuzzles your neck*  
00:27  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Does the wittle 31 year old baby want sissy to feed him with her tit?*  
00:28  
Daisy Kay  
*the sleepy little boy nods. He wraps his arms around you, pulling you close. he hugs you kind of tight.*  
00:29  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy pulls out her large breast. "There you go baby..you suck on that as much as you want to..I'll hold you all night you big baby." Mandy kisses Daisy on the forehead while he feeds.*  
00:30  
Daisy Kay  
*sucks on your tit, looking up at you as he does.*  
00:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Mandy smiles down at him. "I never want you to grow up", she whispers, "never, never, never."*  
00:31  
  
*She rakes her nails very softly and gently up and down his back*  
00:32  
Daisy Kay  
shivers a bit*  
00:33  
  
Mmm, you're special to meeee.  
00:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
Really?  
00:37  
Daisy Kay  
what's a good safeword to use  
00:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
hmm  
00:38  
  
hold on I'll think of the perfect one lol  
00:38  
  
Gypsy  
00:40  
  
That's a word I like  
00:41  
  
But I don't know  
00:41  
  
If you think of a better one we could use yours  
00:41  
Daisy Kay  
yeah I don't see us acting out scenes where we're Roma so it works nice.  
00:41  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha  
00:42  
Daisy Kay  
would you ever write me an embarrassing short story  
00:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
Of course  
00:43  
  
It might take a while though  
00:43  
Daisy Kay  
you don't have to  
00:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
When I sit down to write something I'm a psycho perfectionist about it  
00:43  
  
I want to  
00:43  
Daisy Kay  
eh heh heh  
00:44  
Kommissar Mandar  
Do you really like the way I write?  
00:44  
Daisy Kay  
I might have a tiny book somewhere  
00:44  
  
tiny drawings of bondage  
00:45  
Kommissar Mandar  
Did you make them?  
00:45  
Daisy Kay  
yeah, originally for someone else but  
00:45  
  
never got around to finishing it  
00:45  
  
not into it myself  
00:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
mmm I can't wait to see them  
00:46  
Daisy Kay  
hehe  
00:46  
  
I was just thinking of  
00:46  
  
fulfilling your drawing requests  
00:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm way more into just raw holding down and domination  
00:46  
Daisy Kay  
yeah me three  
00:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
God, it would be so hot just to have you hold me down and stare at me sharply....  
00:47  
Daisy Kay  
*licks your lip*  
00:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
00:48  
  
I really can't wait to get there lol  
00:49  
  
*kisses your snoot*  
00:50  
Daisy Kay  
hi  
11:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
hey you  
11:48  
  
How are you?  
11:48  
Daisy Kay  
I'm okaaaay. How are you?  
11:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm goood  
11:49  
  
Still gotta get the damn earl changed, I didn't make it over there yesterday  
11:50  
Daisy Kay  
it's really happening  
11:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
11:51  
  
*hugs*  
11:54  
  
I'll be honest, I might hold off a day if my face doesn't clear up  
11:58  
  
You may think it's cute, but it's just disgusting and I hate it =(  
11:58  
  
It was fine for a couple days but then it just flared up out of nowhere.  
11:58  
Daisy Kay  
noooo  
11:59  
  
please don't, I  
11:59  
  
really need you here  
11:59  
  
*blush*  
12:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww, okie : 3  
12:00  
  
My face always decides to do this at the worst time lol  
12:02  
Daisy Kay  
hey me too  
12:02  
  
Usually just before I need to have a meeting or a convention or meet someone for the first time, make a first impression  
12:02  
  
I will get a zit somewhere  
12:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
'Oh, class pictures are tomorrow...sure would be a shame if you looked like a leper stricken extra from game of thrones...'  
12:03  
Daisy Kay  
fine for months and months  
12:03  
  
and then blah  
12:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah, my face is sentient  
12:03  
Daisy Kay  
there it is  
12:03  
  
see  
12:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
I know, it's terrible  
12:03  
  
I get like 5  
12:03  
Daisy Kay  
that's the thing that makes me think  
12:03  
  
maybe there's SOMETHING that controls the universe  
12:04  
  
and it's only there to annoy you  
12:04  
  
even though I know that's insane  
12:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
No, I believe it  
12:04  
Daisy Kay  
sometimes I feel like there is a god that just picks on you  
12:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
a God that just moons you on occasion and leaves flaming dog poop at your door  
12:05  
  
but in all seriousness  
12:05  
  
There is a theory  
12:05  
  
That you are constantly putting thoughts into the universe  
12:05  
  
You can't think something without it being woven, however small, into the universal fabric  
12:05  
Daisy Kay  
let me just say that  
12:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
So the more appearance conscious you are at the time  
12:06  
  
the more likely something is going to go wrong with your appearance  
12:06  
Daisy Kay  
you are already really pretty, no matter what. I mean you were blessed with perfect facial features and structure.  
12:06  
  
that's not why I like you, but  
12:06  
  
just sayin  
12:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
*blushes and hides her face*  
12:07  
  
I think you're very pretty =)  
12:08  
Daisy Kay  
danke.  
12:09  
  
you are prettier though  
12:09  
  
let's just go forward in time and be old and not worry about this stuff  
12:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
*tits fall down to her knees*  
12:09  
Daisy Kay  
let's just be a couple of 60 year olds  
12:10  
  
I wanna be a cute old lady.  
12:10  
  
haha  
12:10  
  
you know the kind  
12:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yes!  
12:10  
Daisy Kay  
givin you candy and feedin the birds and havin a garden and stuff  
12:10  
  
haha  
12:10  
  
but also lookin "good for my age"  
12:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm gonna be the old lady who sits and yells about these kids and their darn outlandish pants  
12:11  
  
The old lady with no filter on her mouth  
12:12  
  
who makes you say 'grandmaaaaaaaa'  
12:12  
Daisy Kay  
and I will be your old wife that says "that's just her way"  
12:12  
  
hahaha  
12:12  
  
HAHAHA  
12:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
12:12  
Daisy Kay  
that is just her way, dear  
12:12  
Kommissar Mandar  
'Just give her her meds and she'll be fine...'  
12:12  
Daisy Kay  
that's such a cute idea  
12:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm just ranting about something and fall asleep mid sentence  
12:13  
  
(I say that like it's not something that happens already)  
12:13  
  
Alright  
12:14  
  
I gotta get to Wally World mart  
12:15  
Daisy Kay  
get all your things in order for tomorrow!  
12:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
already ahead of you =P  
12:15  
  
All that's left is to make the car seaworthy  
12:15  
  
*dumps car into the ocean*  
12:15  
Daisy Kay  
you always dump in the ocean!  
12:16  
  
*hugs*  
12:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
12:16  
Daisy Kay  
c:  
17:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
Hullo : 3  
17:50  
  
It took eternity and a day  
17:51  
Daisy Kay  
I forgot a power cord...  
17:51  
  
but I did bring home a bunch of junk.  
17:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
But the car is all ready  
17:51  
  
=D  
17:51  
Daisy Kay  
yaaaay  
17:51  
  
*vibrates*  
17:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
17:51  
  
You're a vibrator  
17:52  
  
I'm leaving at 8pm tomorrow  
17:52  
  
I prefer driving at night  
17:53  
  
It scares me when there's too many other cars on the road lol  
17:53  
  
That way I can rest in daylight with people around  
17:53  
Daisy Kay  
I liked night driving too, though I have limited vision.  
17:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
My vision sucks  
17:55  
  
day and night  
17:55  
Daisy Kay  
it's shining lights  
17:55  
  
shining lights are blurrier to me than they are to others.  
17:55  
  
I thought that reflections and light were supposed to be blurry, like how it looks on a camera? but  
17:56  
  
I can't read the road signs because of that reflective coating.  
17:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
The only thing that gets me is when people have those LED/halogen lights whatever the hell they are that literally blind me for about 10 seconds  
17:56  
  
I seriously want to key every damn car that has those  
17:56  
  
Well  
17:57  
  
It depends on how sensitive your eyes are too light  
17:57  
Daisy Kay  
if it's something bright surrounded by darkness  
17:58  
  
it's blurry  
17:58  
  
like, say, a clock on a microwave. Unless I'm close I can't see what it says.  
17:58  
Kommissar Mandar  
I can see things like that for miles  
17:59  
  
My eyes are the opposite  
17:59  
  
If there is something bright on a dark background, its perfect for me  
17:59  
  
I actually have my computer set up to have an appearance like DOS  
18:00  
  
All the text fields are black and all the text is white  
18:00  
  
When its the other way around it bugs out my eyes  
18:00  
Daisy Kay  
ouch  
18:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
My skype  
18:00  
  
all black with white text  
18:00  
Daisy Kay  
When I read white text on black  
18:01  
  
I end up seeing lines  
18:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
omg you'd hate my computer  
18:01  
Daisy Kay  
just burned into my vision.  
18:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's the only way I can read comfortably  
18:01  
  
I wish they sold books that way lol  
18:02  
  
I have an e-reader but I still prefer to have actual books  
18:03  
  
There was a saying I came across  
18:04  
  
"Books are like boobs. They look nice on a screen, but you'd rather have one in your hand."  
18:04  
Daisy Kay  
if I ever got an ebook thing  
18:05  
  
It would be a Kindle... basically that e-ink is waaay easy on the eyes.  
18:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
my stepmom has one of those  
18:05  
Daisy Kay  
Screens are painful to look at it.  
18:05  
Kommissar Mandar  
For me its a lot easier to just set everything to a dark scheme  
18:06  
  
I have a nook  
18:06  
  
I like it because it doubles as a tablet  
18:06  
  
You're welcome to play with it, I rarely use it  
18:06  
Daisy Kay  
yeah, really, anything with eInk  
18:07  
  
when Kindle Fire came out it was like "really? That defeats the whole purpose."  
18:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah...  
18:08  
  
I mean you can do a bit more with it but the novelty of the eInk is lost  
18:09  
Daisy Kay  
I'm drawing a dick  
18:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
For real?  
18:22  
  
=O  
18:23  
  
Am I privvy to this dick art?  
18:23  
Daisy Kay  
yeah, shhhh  
18:23  
Kommissar Mandar  
mums the word  
18:24  
  
mums the weiner  
18:24  
  
Have you ever read the original cinderella?  
18:29  
  
That shit is uffed, man  
18:29  
Daisy Kay  
I have not read any of the original stories, only about them  
18:30  
  
like sleeping beauty.  
18:30  
Kommissar Mandar  
The ugly stepsisters cut off parts of their feet to try and fit in the shoe  
18:30  
  
and the prince almost marries one until he sees the trail of blood...  
18:30  
  
I have a whole anthology of Grimms fairy tales  
18:30  
  
Its a really good read  
18:31  
Daisy Kay  
I heard the weird straight-to-video Disney sequel is actually interesting  
18:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
For Cinderella?  
18:34  
  
There were two of them  
18:34  
  
I personally found them both to be pretty meh  
18:34  
Daisy Kay  
oh um  
18:35  
  
maybe it was the third one, where they gave a character arc to one of the ugly stepsisters  
18:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
That was the second one  
18:36  
  
They gave the nicer of the stepsisters a little love story  
18:36  
  
It was pretty cute  
18:36  
  
Not exactly high art or anything to write home about, but it was at least entertaining.  
18:36  
Daisy Kay  
and then part three had time travel?  
18:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah  
18:39  
  
The evil stepmother gets a hold of the fairy godmothers wand and fucks up time  
18:39  
  
Had a similar story arc to the last Shreck movie  
18:40  
  
where everything gets 'reset' and the main character has to win back everything they gained in the first movie  
18:40  
Daisy Kay  
Sent file secrettime401.png.  
18:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooh, I like...  
18:54  
  
Is that your klurf?  
18:54  
Daisy Kay  
*blushes*  
18:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
awwww  
18:54  
Daisy Kay  
it's always how I imagine me, when we rp  
18:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
I don't know  
18:54  
  
From what I saw I think yours was a bit bigger  
18:54  
Daisy Kay  
hehehe no way, I drew it way bigger  
18:55  
  
I like having a little dick that I can hide easily.  
18:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
I didn't think it was little = P  
18:55  
  
and believe me...I've SEEN little....  
18:55  
  
You have moderate sized one, not too big, not too small  
18:56  
  
The kind you can have the most fun with : 3  
18:56  
Daisy Kay  
It's uh... a grower?  
18:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's the best kind  
18:57  
  
A grower is always better than a shower  
18:57  
Daisy Kay  
Ya know, I was thinking about how  
18:58  
  
I only put myself inside someone's butt... one time. I didn't want to do it... She was begging for it right up until it went inside her and then she was like "no no take it out" and it made me not wanna try again *blushes hard.*  
19:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww  
19:00  
  
Sometimes people think they can take it, but they can't  
19:00  
Daisy Kay  
gypsy  
19:00  
  
haha  
19:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
Depends on what lube you use  
19:01  
  
some lubes can be painful  
19:01  
  
LOL  
19:01  
Daisy Kay  
man  
19:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wanna think of a better one  
19:01  
Daisy Kay  
you are experienced.  
19:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
that was stupid  
19:01  
Daisy Kay  
c:  
19:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
heh, you don't get to my age without learning a few things  
19:01  
Daisy Kay  
I always avoid actual insertion.  
19:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
I mean, it's not like I've been with 50 people or anything  
19:02  
Daisy Kay  
but that's me  
19:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
just maybe 6 or so people with very eccentric tastes  
19:02  
Daisy Kay  
I have been with maybe 10, 5 were serious, the other five casual.  
19:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
mm  
19:03  
  
Well  
19:03  
  
I know a lot of things  
19:03  
  
I know how to do quite a bit  
19:04  
  
And  
19:04  
  
I like pain  
19:04  
  
And my pain tolerance is HIGH  
19:04  
  
I like anal BECAUSE it hurts like hell. Because I like the feeling of someone invading a place that private.  
19:05  
Daisy Kay  
*kisses your neck.*  
19:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
*purrs*  
19:07  
Daisy Kay  
You ever do it to yourself?  
19:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have with a toy, yes  
19:08  
Daisy Kay  
c:  
19:08  
  
*grins*  
19:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wanted to desensitize myself to it at least a little  
19:08  
  
Would you..want to try it again?  
19:09  
Daisy Kay  
sure... We'd have to really work up to it... I mean, obviously... I just mean the foreplay would last a looong time.  
19:09  
Kommissar Mandar  
oooh, that makes it better....  
19:10  
Daisy Kay  
set your calender  
19:11  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol why?  
19:13  
Daisy Kay  
haha just sayin  
19:13  
  
it would have to be planned  
19:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
ooh I see : 3  
19:13  
  
*Kisses your eyebrows*  
19:15  
  
Well I'll just throw out there again  
19:16  
  
Nothing phases me, I'm unphasable. Don't ever be afraid to tell me anything you want to do.  
19:16  
  
There are very few things in this world I'm opposed to doing  
19:17  
  
You're such a sweet person, I can trust you.  
19:18  
Daisy Kay  
*cuddles you.*  
19:19  
  
I wanna baby you. *pinches your little toes.*  
19:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
eeee : 3  
19:19  
  
Will you rock me in your arms?  
19:22  
Daisy Kay  
yes, I shall.  
19:26  
Kommissar Mandar  
That sounds so sweet....  
19:28  
  
I'll curl up and suck my thumb : 3  
19:28  
  
Being taken care of just sounds like...heaven  
19:33  
  
Nobody's ever done that for me before  
19:34  
Daisy Kay  
yes, but...  
19:34  
  
I might not let you use the potty. *gently pats your rump.*  
19:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
19:34  
  
I findy that strangely exciting...  
19:34  
Daisy Kay  
Well, it is a violation...  
19:35  
  
of privacy mostly  
19:35  
  
a very intimate moment that you'll end up sharing... in front of me.  
19:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
eeee : 3  
19:35  
  
I like the sound of that  
19:36  
  
oooh boy I'm involved in a drug debate  
19:45  
  
I'm sticking to my guns here  
19:46  
  
Legalize all of it  
19:46  
  
Not a popular opinion I suppose, but that's how I feel  
19:47  
  
I would never do anything past weed, as that's pretty much playing with fire  
19:48  
  
But I will not shame any adult who chooses to use heroin or coke  
19:48  
  
And the kicker is  
19:49  
  
If someone wants coke or heroin, they will get it, regardless of any of this paltry 'war on drugs' shit.  
19:49  
  
The War on Drugs just makes me start foaming at the mouth  
19:55  
  
I need a chewy toy now  
19:55  
Daisy Kay  
honestly there should be regulations, like with alchohol and cigarettes  
19:55  
Kommissar Mandar  
THank you!!!!  
19:56  
  
That's what I just posted  
19:56  
Daisy Kay  
basically anything cosumed by people  
19:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
have all the same regs as with alcohol  
19:56  
  
But drop the ban bullshit  
19:56  
  
People will get it anyway.  
19:56  
  
Shits more ridiculous than the prohibition  
19:56  
  
I don't ever shame anyone who is a drug user  
19:57  
  
I will shame them for irresponsible actions  
19:58  
  
But not for their lifestyle choices  
19:58  
  
That being said  
19:58  
  
I do admire your decision to stay drug and alcohol free  
19:59  
  
You've done yourself a huge favor, believe me  
19:59  
  
Because once you get into shit, you're never the same  
19:59  
  
I never went out looking for drugs, you know  
20:00  
  
They came to me  
20:00  
  
My first foot surgery, that's when I had my first vicodin pill, I had no idea what it even was or what it would do aside from make my foot feel better  
20:01  
Daisy Kay  
I don't even know if I have an addictive personality  
20:01  
  
I do know that I stopped taking my pain pills before I had to.  
20:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
And then I realized...hey, it feels good to be high!  
20:02  
  
And it was just a snowball after that  
20:02  
Daisy Kay  
and I apparently had strong stuff...  
20:02  
  
yep, here's the bottle  
20:02  
  
Hydroco  
20:02  
  
yeah  
20:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
.....the best stuff....  
20:03  
  
Oh god if you still had it...  
20:03  
Daisy Kay  
Hydroco/Acetaminop  
20:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
That is the best stuff in the world  
20:03  
Daisy Kay  
I do still have it.  
20:03  
  
*hides it*  
20:03  
Kommissar Mandar  
I understand.  
20:04  
Daisy Kay  
haha  
20:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
I wouldn't drink it if you didn't want me to  
20:04  
Daisy Kay  
my boss is unaffected by it.  
20:04  
  
He took a pill and said "I don't feel nothin!"  
20:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
I have heard Lowtax is a seasoned benzo connosieur  
20:04  
  
So it makes sense  
20:05  
  
Then again, I take all rumors with a grain of salt  
20:05  
  
I'm a seasoned benzo connasieur  
20:06  
  
but anyway  
20:07  
  
I judge no one  
20:07  
  
And I would never bring anything less than legal into your house  
20:08  
Daisy Kay  
haha the only rule I ever had  
20:08  
  
was not to do illegal things where I live  
20:08  
  
just, you know, so I don't get evicted.  
20:08  
Kommissar Mandar  
The only thing I do is kratom, which is legal  
20:09  
  
And it's not smoked or anything  
20:09  
  
it's a powder I eat  
20:09  
Daisy Kay  
speakin of which  
20:09  
  
Kit has been so upset by the medicine  
20:10  
  
so I started putting catnip in my hand  
20:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
awww  
20:10  
Daisy Kay  
it's great  
20:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
Does he trip out?  
20:10  
Daisy Kay  
he's not a licker, except when you got the nip  
20:10  
  
then he just licks you so much  
20:10  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love the way cat tounges feel  
20:14  
  
so spiny : 3  
20:14  
Daisy Kay  
haha it feels too weeeird  
20:14  
  
I can't let cats lick me for too long... really any animals  
20:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love it  
20:14  
Daisy Kay  
haha but seriously...  
20:14  
  
BUT SERIOUSLY  
20:14  
  
butt seriously.  
20:14  
Kommissar Mandar  
butt cereal  
20:14  
Daisy Kay  
cum  
20:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
Benedict Cumberbatch  
20:15  
Daisy Kay  
cumcatcher  
20:15  
  
I think cum is a funny word but that's one of those words I hate haha  
20:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
you have a love/hate relationship with it  
20:16  
Daisy Kay  
I mean the compound "cumcatcher"  
20:17  
Kommissar Mandar  
cumbucket  
20:17  
  
Douche Canoe  
20:17  
  
Douche Canoe is one of my favorite words ever  
20:17  
  
I made Lowtax yell it in that one live show you guys did  
20:17  
  
It made me so happy : 3  
20:18  
Daisy Kay  
viva rock vegas  
20:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
oh god...  
20:19  
  
Wasn't that that Flinstones movie...?  
20:20  
Daisy Kay  
yes the official theatrical sequel  
20:20  
  
with none of the original cast  
20:20  
  
I wish Rick Moranis would come back to acting, or even voice acting.  
20:21  
  
Another sad story!  
20:21  
Kommissar Mandar  
I know...  
20:21  
  
He's like a much more easy on the eyes Steve Buschemi in a way  
20:22  
  
If that makes sense  
20:22  
Daisy Kay  
man I love Little Shop. I just want him to do musicals, not country music.  
20:22  
  
He can sing  
20:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah  
20:23  
  
I'd want to see him in movies too though  
20:23  
Daisy Kay  
*sits in your lap, getting comfy.*  
20:38  
Kommissar Mandar  
*Massages your shoulders and trails kisses down your back*  
20:39  
Daisy Kay  
what's your favorite foods  
20:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
I like grilled cheese  
20:53  
  
And spinach and pizza  
20:53  
  
And bagels  
20:53  
  
eggplant  
20:53  
  
hot dogs  
20:53  
  
mac and cheese  
20:53  
Daisy Kay  
grilled cheese is easy.  
20:54  
  
I used to make it all the time for this one girl.  
20:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's basically my favorite thing ever  
20:55  
Daisy Kay  
I would use chedder or pepperjack, 12 grain bread, and sometimes a slice of pepperoni.  
20:56  
  
Then I'd rub it around a lightly buttered pan, pressing it with a spatula.  
20:56  
Kommissar Mandar  
That sounds godly...  
20:56  
Daisy Kay  
I can't just make cheap food the easy way.  
20:57  
  
haha  
20:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
I get interesting with cheap foods  
20:58  
  
sometimes I cut up hot dogs with vegetables and just fry them up  
20:59  
Daisy Kay  
yeah  
21:00  
  
I like bein all  
21:00  
  
master chef with "low brow" food.  
21:00  
Kommissar Mandar  
I love low brow food  
21:00  
  
it's the best brow food  
21:01  
Daisy Kay  
I actually made a pizza once, using canned croissants for the dough  
21:01  
  
I pushed it all together and shaped it to be like a pizza.  
21:02  
  
and I was told it was the sweetest tasting pizza ever haha  
21:02  
Kommissar Mandar  
omg that sounds amazing  
21:03  
  
a brilliant work of engineering  
21:03  
  
usually people don't like my hot dog vegetable mess or when I make chicken =(  
21:05  
Daisy Kay  
I have been told my chicken is dry  
21:06  
  
I grill, rather than fry.  
21:06  
  
it's healthier and, apparently only to ME, tastes better  
21:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
I fry it  
21:07  
  
though  
21:07  
  
as long as something tastes salty as hell, I like it  
21:07  
  
I put....so much salt on food  
21:09  
  
And I always have very low blood pressure  
21:10  
  
I have the weirdest feeling right now  
21:25  
  
Like I pulled a muscle in the front of my neck  
21:25  
  
Its mad uncomfortable  
21:25  
Daisy Kay  
ow  
21:33  
  
I had high blood pressure in the hospital. I'd like to get it checked out now.  
21:33  
  
diabetes runs in my family but it skipped me!  
21:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
People think I'm pre-diabetic because I go to the bathroom a lot  
21:35  
  
But I doubt it  
21:35  
Daisy Kay  
I had myself tested with my dad's kit.  
21:35  
  
just a coincidence that he has it  
21:35  
  
(not blood related)  
21:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
That's good that it skipped you =)  
21:36  
Daisy Kay  
my mom doesn't have it.  
21:36  
  
but it could happen when she gets a little older  
21:36  
  
She... loves cookies... oh mom. *sighs*  
21:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww...  
21:36  
  
The only major thing that runs in my family is bipolar disorder  
21:37  
  
We all have it  
21:37  
  
Including me  
21:37  
  
It's not the worst thing though  
21:37  
  
I'd rather it be that than cancer or something  
21:37  
  
Your parents just sound so nice  
21:39  
Daisy Kay  
My dad was growing a looooong beard when I saw him.  
21:40  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha  
21:40  
  
dumbledore beard  
21:40  
  
I have actually never seen my dad without a mustache  
21:41  
  
ever, in my life  
21:41  
  
If he shaved it it would just be creepy at this point  
21:41  
Daisy Kay  
*shaves my butt*  
21:42  
Kommissar Mandar  
buttshavers  
21:42  
Daisy Kay  
behave...  
21:43  
  
butt shave  
21:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha  
21:43  
  
*spanks your freshly shaven butt*  
21:43  
Daisy Kay  
*sleepily drapes over you*  
21:43  
Kommissar Mandar  
*lays your head in her lap and strokes your back*  
21:44  
Daisy Kay  
do you know the secret to really strong orgasms is to hold your pee  
21:46  
  
hold it in the whole time  
21:46  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha I know that  
21:46  
  
But I'm always afraid of peeing on the person  
21:46  
  
so I would never do it  
21:46  
  
But....I guess I don't have that problem with you lol  
21:47  
Daisy Kay  
c:  
21:47  
  
some women do have a sort of... pee-smelling liquid that comes out when they orgasm... and they wonder if they peed, but it's technically not pee  
21:48  
  
you would not believe all the papers written on the subject  
21:48  
  
people are really interested in womens' pee orgasms  
21:48  
Kommissar Mandar  
I believe it  
21:49  
  
If I'm horny...having to pee amplifies it by a lot  
21:49  
Daisy Kay  
The upside to being born the way I was  
21:49  
  
is that I get to have orgasms like a girl.  
21:49  
  
*cuddles*  
21:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
It's so much better  
21:50  
Daisy Kay  
There's more of them and they last longer  
21:50  
Kommissar Mandar  
*snuggles up in your arms*  
21:50  
Daisy Kay  
I wonder just how amplified it would get...  
21:50  
  
I really wonder  
21:50  
  
I really wonder how amplified my feminine qualities would become on HRTs. They're already pretty high.  
21:51  
Kommissar Mandar  
You should go for it  
21:51  
Daisy Kay  
I may just need a simple t-blocker.  
21:51  
  
It is confirmed that I do have  
21:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
You could have an ass ike mine : 3  
21:52  
Daisy Kay  
lots of estrogen  
21:52  
  
which makes sense  
21:52  
  
I think my body is constantly fighting it. Both sides.  
21:52  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'll bet that's why your eyes are so pretty  
21:52  
Daisy Kay  
My lashes used to be even longer  
21:53  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'd have so much fun painting up your eyes  
21:53  
Daisy Kay  
*vibrates some more*  
21:54  
  
eeeeeEEEYYYAAAAAHHHH!  
21:54  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
21:55  
  
I can't wait to cuddle you for real  
21:55  
Daisy Kay  
oh tiny baby  
21:57  
  
*lifts you up and spins you around*  
21:57  
  
I can't wait for this bed to get here...  
21:57  
Kommissar Mandar  
=)  
21:58  
Daisy Kay  
it's coming tomorrooooow  
21:58  
  
just in time  
21:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
This is like, my 6th move in 2 years lol  
21:59  
  
But still, I always get a little sad  
21:59  
Daisy Kay  
hey it's cool. I moved a lot too but mostly in Philly.  
21:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm kind of like...mentally reliving all the memories I had in this room  
21:59  
Daisy Kay  
I been to all corners, east, west, southeast...  
21:59  
Kommissar Mandar  
Oh, don't get me wrong, I love moving  
22:00  
  
there's always a bittersweet aspect to it though  
22:00  
  
Like its hard to believe this is my last night in this room  
22:00  
Daisy Kay  
*nods*  
22:01  
  
that is a very human feeling  
22:01  
Kommissar Mandar  
Yeah...I get very sentimental about things lol  
22:02  
  
*snuggles against your chest*  
22:03  
Daisy Kay  
and that's good  
22:03  
  
I'  
22:03  
  
I'm glad you're not a robot  
22:04  
Kommissar Mandar  
Eh, I tend to hide my feelings most of the time, try and shut them out  
22:05  
  
But they're there  
22:05  
Daisy Kay  
I like your feeling  
22:06  
Kommissar Mandar  
=)  
22:07  
Daisy Kay  
*feels you*  
22:07  
Kommissar Mandar  
*cuddles close*  
22:08  
Daisy Kay  
I hope I can find time to clean tomorrow. Cleaning is sooo relaxing, especially if I can spend all day doing it.  
22:12  
  
you ever start cleaning one area and then it sort of spreads out from there  
22:13  
  
It can be addictive.  
22:13  
Kommissar Mandar  
omg I know  
22:14  
Daisy Kay  
life is going to rule from here on out.  
22:15  
  
No matter what happens  
22:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
I was so bent on keeping my old apartment clean  
22:15  
  
But I just kind of eventually gave up on my cousins area...  
22:15  
Daisy Kay  
even if a super volcano goes off and sends us into nuclear winter  
22:15  
Kommissar Mandar  
We'll be the baddest dudes in the post apocalyptic future  
22:16  
  
We run barter town  
22:16  
Daisy Kay  
*rides in the bitch seat of your bike*  
22:16  
Kommissar Mandar  
ahaha  
22:16  
  
I hope that will go better than when someone rode in the bitch seat of my jetski...  
22:17  
  
I kept going too fast and my buddy almost fell off  
22:17  
Daisy Kay  
*just hugs you tighter  
22:18  
  
*dick pressed against your butt*  
22:18  
Kommissar Mandar  
*mmmm : 3*  
22:19  
Daisy Kay  
c:  
22:19  
Kommissar Mandar  
dickbutt  
22:19  
Daisy Kay  
explore, explore, dream  
22:47  
Kommissar Mandar  
that's deep man...  
22:49  
Daisy Kay  
haha I was just lookin at your wall.  
22:49  
  
*climbs into bed and pulls you in with them*  
22:49  
Kommissar Mandar  
haha yeah, my mom posts a lot of those inspirational poster things  
22:50  
  
*sleepily nuzzles your chest*  
22:50  
   Thursday, 29. May 2014 
Daisy Kay  
*rubs your back*  
06:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
I'm makin some lunch  
10:31  
  
then last thing to do is load up the car : 3  
10:31  
Daisy Kay  
I should do that too.  
10:31  
  
I have not eaten yet  
10:31  
  
I need to eat more I am gettin bad at it  
10:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
I been trying to eat less  
10:32  
Daisy Kay  
Just eat right, baby  
10:32  
  
We'll find stuff that's good for you that you can enjoy.  
10:32  
  
*cuddles you up*  
10:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
: 3  
10:33  
Daisy Kay  
you bed came in  
12:30  
  
The boxes are heavy as heck. I'm getting a friend to drive them home  
12:31  
Kommissar Mandar  
yaaay  
12:32  
  
I'm just checking and double checking the room, making sure I don't forget anything  
12:32  
Daisy Kay  
me too  
12:32  
Kommissar Mandar  
lol does the the bed feel nice?  
12:33  
Daisy Kay  
it's still boxed  
12:33  
  
I'll know when it comes out... and it flops open  
12:33  
Kommissar Mandar  
ooh  
12:33  
  
I might just take another nap before I go, make sure I'm super rested  
12:34  
Daisy Kay  
do it  
12:34  
Kommissar Mandar  
My kingdom for a nap  
12:34  
Daisy Kay  
*tucks you in*  
12:35  
Kommissar Mandar  
aww : 3  
12:35  
  
I'm tired of people calling me an idiot for driving at night  
12:35  
  
People don't get I'm more comfortable drivng that way  
12:36  
Daisy Kay  
the road will be empty!  
12:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
Thank you!  
12:36  
Daisy Kay  
Less cars  
12:36  
Kommissar Mandar  
it's basic math  
12:36  
  
less cars = less likelihood of running into one  
12:36  
Daisy Kay  
give me a call or text or gimme your number again. I just wanna have your # saved  
13:22  
Kommissar Mandar  
631-578-6104  
13:30  
  
I'll text you  
13:30  
 

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